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- print_html("rejigger and uncomment DMT");
- print_html("rejigger and uncomment goth/hipster");
- print_html("robort drinks disabled");
- print_html("replace black crayon elves with penguin wedding ring droppers and keep lightning above 20 for those accordingly");
- print_html("ctrl+f /aa and make really simple native autoattacks accordingly. Should stall till round 10 and while monsters that you need to use combat items have >400 hp remaining and do whatever you want that further stalls or makes monsters dead.");
- print_html("also run +1300ML or so at least.");
- wait(600);
- print_html("rejigger and uncomment DMT");
- print_html("rejigger and uncomment goth/hipster");
- print_html("robort drinks disabled");
- print_html("support penguin nonsense");
- //wait(600);
- //seconds.
- int when_the_fuck_is_it = gametime_to_int() / 1000;
- if(get_property("_script_start_time") == ""){
- set_property("_script_start_time", when_the_fuck_is_it);
- }
- if(get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today") == ""){
- cli_execute("/shrug timer 1");
- set_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today",5);
- }
- if(have_effect($effect[timer 1]) < get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int()){
- cli_execute("/timer "+(get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int()+1));
- }
- if(get_property("currentMood") != "apathetic"){
- set_property("currentMood","apathetic");
- }
- cli_execute("/aa (npzr bullshit");
- cli_execute("acquire 420 chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli");
- /*
- base combat macro for this stupid script: https://pastebin.com/qJHSN8nN
- things left to do maybe eventually:
- 1 sandworm
- 80ish daily free runs that should happen in some UR zone or another
- 2-4 goth fights?
- equipment checks, class checks, path checks, better tracking of deaths
- */
- //the following combat macros don't get used anymore.
- //this makes tentacles dead unless we've died recently, in which case it aborts.
- string gold_tentacle_marco = "if !haseffect 873; abort; endif; if !monstername \"*untouchable*\"; jiggle; endif; if monstername \"*stinky*\" || monstername \"*ice-cold*\" || (monstername \"*frozen*\" && !monstername \"*spooky*\"); jiggle; endif; while !(monstername \"*ticking*\" || monstername \"*electrified*\" || hppercentbelow 30); attack; endwhile; while !(monstername \"*annoying*\" || monstername \"*restless*\"); if !monstername \"*red-hot*\"; use blue raspberry troll doll,cinnamon troll doll; endif; use blue raspberry troll doll, grape troll doll; endwhile; while monstername \"*ticking*\" || monstername \"*electrified*\"; use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli; endwhile";
- //this does basically everything except a couple things. Don't worry about it.
- //string general_marco = "if !haseffect 873; abort \"WE DEAD PROBABLY\"; endif; if monstername \"*time-spinner prank*\"; jiggle; endif; while monstername \"*gingerbread*\" || monstername \"*g1ng3rbr34d*\"; use gingerbread cigarette, gingerbread cigarette; endwhile; if monstername *copperhead* || monstername *c0pp3rh34d*; goto runrunrun; endif; if monstername \"*solid gold*\" && !monstername \"*optimal*\"; if monstername \"*sandworm*\" || monstername \"*54ndw0rm*\"; while hasskill shattering punch && !hppercentbelow 50; skill shattering punch; endwhile; while hascombatitem power pill && !hppercentbelow 50; use power pill, power pill; endwhile; while hascombatitem daily affirmation: think win-lose && !hppercentbelow 50; use daily affirmation: think win-lose, daily affirmation: think win-lose; endwhile; while hascombatitem replica bat-oomerang && !hppercentbelow 50; use replica bat-oomerang; endwhile; while hasskill gingerbread mob hit && !times 10 && !hppercentbelow 50; skill gingerbread mob hit; endwhile; abort \"give me the sweet release of death plox\"; endif; if monstername \"*Combat Training Snowman*\" || monstername \"*C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n*\"; goto killkillkill; endif; if snarfblat 385; while !monstername \"*Eldritch Tentacle*\" && !monstername \"*31dr17ch 73n74c13*\"; use glark cable, glark cable; endwhile; endif; endif; if monstername \"*drunk pygmy*\"; if !haseffect 331; skill transcendent olfaction; endif; endif; if monstername \"*witchess pawn*\" || monstername \"*w17ch355 p4wn*\" || monstername \"*bricko ooze*\" || monstername \"*br1ck0 00z3*\" || monstername \"*black crayon*\" || monstername \"*b14ck cr4y0n*\" ; while hascombatitem spooky putty sheet && !match ticking && !match electrified && !times 5; use spooky putty sheet; endwhile; goto killkillkill; endif; if snarfblat 385 || snarfblat 344 || snarfblat 460; while !monstername \"*Eldritch Tentacle*\" && !monstername \"*31dr17ch 73n74c13*\"; goto runrunrun; endwhile; endif; if monstername \"*Combat Training Snowman*\" || monstername \"*C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n*\"; goto runrunrun; endif; if monstername \"*lynyrd*\" || monstername \"*1ynyrd*\" || monstername \"*LOV En*\" || monstername \"*LOV Eq*\" || monstername \"*10V 3n*\" || monstername \"*10V 3q*\"; goto killkillkill; endif; while haseffect 873 && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25; if monstername \"*sandworm*\" || monstername \"*54ndw0rm*\"; if monstername \"*optimal*\"; mark killkillkill; jiggle; if monstername \"*Combat Training Snowman*\" || monstername \"*C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n*\" || monstername \"*LOV En*\" || monstername \"*LOV Eq*\" || monstername \"*10V 3n*\" || monstername \"*10V 3q*\"; while !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25; attack; endwhile; while pastround 25 && monstername \"*turgid*\" && monstername \"*untouchable*\"; use exploding cigar, exploding cigar; endwhile; endif; if monstername \"*lynyrd*\" || monstername \"*1ynyrd*\" || monstername \"*bricko ooze*\" || monstername \"*br1ck0 00z3*\"; while !(monstername \"*ticking*\" || monstername \"*electrified*\" || pastround 20); attack; endwhile; while pastround 20 && monstername \"*turgid*\" && monstername \"*untouchable*\"; use exploding cigar, exploding cigar; endwhile; endif; abort \"marco is kill\"; endif; if !monstername \"*optimal*\"; mark runrunrun; while monstername \"*janitor*\" || monstername \"*j4n170r*\"; use louder than bomb, louder than bomb; endwhile; while monstername \"*orderlies*\" || monstername \"*0rd3r1135*\"; use ice house, ice house; endwhile; while monstername \"*pygmy bowler*\" || monstername \"*pygmy b0w13r*\"; while monstername *ticking* || monstername *electrified*; while !monstername \"*annoying*\" && !monstername \"*restless*\" && !monstername \"*phase-shifting*\"; skill snokebomb; endwhile; while !hppercentbelow 30; use divine champagne popper, divine champagne popper; endwhile; endwhile; skill snokebomb; endwhile; if monstername \"*electrified*\"; if monstername \"*restless*\" || monstername \"*annoying*\"; while !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25; use louder than bomb, louder than bomb; endwhile; endif; while !monstername \"*restless*\" && !monstername \"*annoying*\" && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25; use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper; endwhile; endif; if !monstername \"*electrified*\"; while monstername \"*ticking*\"; use louder than bomb, louder than bomb; endwhile; while !monstername \"*ticking*\" && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25; use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper; endwhile; endif; while !pastround 20 && !hppercentbelow 50; use louder than bomb, louder than bomb; endwhile; endif; endif; while monstername \"*Eldritch Tentacle*\" || monstername \"*31dr17ch 73n74c13*\"; if !monstername \"*untouchable*\" || monstername \"*stinky*\" || monstername \"*ice-cold*\" || (monstername \"*frozen*\" && !monstername \"*spooky*\" ); jiggle; endif; if !monstername \"*annoying*\" && !monstername \"*restless*\"; if !monstername \"*phase-shifting*\"; skill belch the rainbow; endif; if !monstername \"*red-hot*\"; use cinnamon troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll; endif; use grape troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll; jiggle; endif; while !monstername \"*electrified*\" && !monstername \"*ticking*\" && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25; skill belch the rainbow; endwhile; while monstername \"*ticking*\" || monstername \"*electrified*\"; use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli; endwhile; endwhile; endwhile; abort \"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, we're so fucked\"; icon pastalighthouses; scrollwhendone";
- //pretty much the same thing.
- //string basically_general_marco = "if !haseffect 873; abort \"WE DEAD PROBABLY\"; endif; if monstername \"*time-spinner prank*\"; jiggle; endif; while monstername \"*gingerbread*\" || monstername \"*g1ng3rbr34d*\"; use gingerbread cigarette, gingerbread cigarette; endwhile; if monstername *copperhead* || monstername *c0pp3rh34d*; goto runrunrun; endif; if monstername \"*solid gold*\" && !monstername \"*optimal*\"; if monstername \"*sandworm*\" || monstername \"*54ndw0rm*\"; while hasskill shattering punch && !hppercentbelow 50; skill shattering punch; endwhile; while hascombatitem power pill && !hppercentbelow 50; use power pill, power pill; endwhile; while hascombatitem daily affirmation: think win-lose && !hppercentbelow 50; use daily affirmation: think win-lose, daily affirmation: think win-lose; endwhile; while hascombatitem replica bat-oomerang && !hppercentbelow 50; use replica bat-oomerang; endwhile; while hasskill gingerbread mob hit && !times 10 && !hppercentbelow 50; skill gingerbread mob hit; endwhile; abort \"give me the sweet release of death plox\"; endif; if monstername \"*Combat Training Snowman*\" || monstername \"*C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n*\"; goto killkillkill; endif; if snarfblat 385; while !monstername \"*Eldritch Tentacle*\" && !monstername \"*31dr17ch 73n74c13*\"; use glark cable, glark cable; endwhile; endif; endif; if monstername \"*drunk pygmy*\"; if !haseffect 331; skill transcendent olfaction; endif; endif; if monstername \"*witchess pawn*\" || monstername \"*w17ch355 p4wn*\" || monstername \"*bricko ooze*\" || monstername \"*br1ck0 00z3*\" || monstername \"*black crayon*\" || monstername \"*b14ck cr4y0n*\" ; goto killkillkill; endif; if snarfblat 385 || snarfblat 344 || snarfblat 460; while !monstername \"*Eldritch Tentacle*\" && !monstername \"*31dr17ch 73n74c13*\"; goto runrunrun; endwhile; endif; if monstername \"*Combat Training Snowman*\" || monstername \"*C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n*\"; goto runrunrun; endif; if monstername \"*lynyrd*\" || monstername \"*1ynyrd*\" || monstername \"*LOV En*\" || monstername \"*LOV Eq*\" || monstername \"*10V 3n*\" || monstername \"*10V 3q*\"; goto killkillkill; endif; while haseffect 873 && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25; if monstername \"*sandworm*\" || monstername \"*54ndw0rm*\"; if monstername \"*optimal*\"; mark killkillkill; jiggle; if monstername \"*Combat Training Snowman*\" || monstername \"*C0mb47 7r41n1ng 5n0wm4n*\"; while !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25; attack; endwhile; while pastround 25 && monstername \"*turgid*\" && monstername \"*untouchable*\"; use exploding cigar, exploding cigar; endwhile; endif; if monstername \"*lynyrd*\" || monstername \"*1ynyrd*\" || monstername \"*bricko ooze*\" || monstername \"*br1ck0 00z3*\"; while !(monstername \"*ticking*\" || monstername \"*electrified*\" || pastround 20); attack; endwhile; while pastround 20 && monstername \"*turgid*\" && monstername \"*untouchable*\"; use exploding cigar, exploding cigar; endwhile; endif; abort \"marco is kill\"; endif; if !monstername \"*optimal*\"; mark runrunrun; while monstername \"*janitor*\" || monstername \"*j4n170r*\"; use louder than bomb, louder than bomb; endwhile; while monstername \"*orderlies*\" || monstername \"*0rd3r1135*\"; use ice house, ice house; endwhile; while monstername \"*pygmy bowler*\" || monstername \"*pygmy b0w13r*\"; while monstername *ticking* || monstername *electrified*; while !monstername \"*annoying*\" && !monstername \"*restless*\" && !monstername \"*phase-shifting*\"; skill snokebomb; endwhile; while !hppercentbelow 30; use divine champagne popper, divine champagne popper; endwhile; endwhile; skill snokebomb; endwhile; if monstername \"*electrified*\"; if monstername \"*restless*\" || monstername \"*annoying*\"; while !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25; use louder than bomb, louder than bomb; endwhile; endif; while !monstername \"*restless*\" && !monstername \"*annoying*\" && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25; use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper; endwhile; endif; if !monstername \"*electrified*\"; while monstername \"*ticking*\"; use louder than bomb, louder than bomb; endwhile; while !monstername \"*ticking*\" && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25; use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper; endwhile; endif; while !pastround 20 && !hppercentbelow 50; use louder than bomb, louder than bomb; endwhile; endif; endif; while monstername \"*Eldritch Tentacle*\" || monstername \"*31dr17ch 73n74c13*\"; if !monstername \"*untouchable*\" || monstername \"*stinky*\" || monstername \"*ice-cold*\" || (monstername \"*frozen*\" && !monstername \"*spooky*\" ); jiggle; endif; if !monstername \"*annoying*\" && !monstername \"*restless*\"; if !monstername \"*phase-shifting*\"; skill belch the rainbow; endif; if !monstername \"*red-hot*\"; use cinnamon troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll; endif; use grape troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll; jiggle; endif; while !monstername \"*electrified*\" && !monstername \"*ticking*\" && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25; skill belch the rainbow; endwhile; while monstername \"*ticking*\" || monstername \"*electrified*\"; use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli; endwhile; endwhile; endwhile; abort \"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, we're so fucked\"; icon pastalighthouses; scrollwhendone";
- //same as before but 11/26 trivial update
- //string general_marco = "if !haseffect 873;abort \"WE DEAD PROBABLY\";endif;if monstername \"time-spinner prank\";jiggle;endif;while monstername gingerbread;use gingerbread cigarette, gingerbread cigarette;endwhile;if monstername copperhead;call runrunrun;endif;if monstername \"solid gold\";call gooold;endif; if monstername sandworm; call runrunrun; endif; if monstername \"Combat Training Snowman\";call runrunrun;endif;if monstername \"drunk pygmy\";if !haseffect 331;skill transcendent olfaction;endif;endif;if monstername \"witchess pawn\" || monstername \"bricko ooze\" || monstername \"black crayon\";while hascombatitem spooky putty sheet && !monstername ticking && !monstername electrified && !times 5;use spooky putty sheet;endwhile;call killkillkill;endif;if snarfblat 385 || snarfblat 344;while !monstername \"Eldritch Tentacle\";call runrunrun;endwhile;endif;if monstername lynyrd || monstername \"LOV En\" || monstername \"LOV Eq\";call killkillkill;endif;if monstername \"Eldritch Tentacle\";call tentacles;endif;sub gooold;if monstername \"Eldritch Tentacle\";call tentacles;endif;if monstername sandworm;call sandworms;endif;if monstername \"Combat Training Snowman\";call killkillkill;endif;if snarfblat 385;while !monstername \"Eldritch Tentacle\";use glark cable, glark cable;endwhile;endif;endsub;sub killkillkill;while monstername \"eldritch tentacle\";call tentacles;endwhile;jiggle;if monstername \"Combat Training Snowman\" || monstername \"LOV En\" || monstername \"LOV Eq\";while !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25;attack;endwhile;while pastround 25 && monstername turgid && monstername untouchable;use exploding cigar, exploding cigar;endwhile;endif;if monstername lynyrd || monstername \"bricko ooze\";while !(monstername ticking || monstername electrified || pastround 20);attack;endwhile;while pastround 20 && monstername turgid && monstername untouchable;use exploding cigar, exploding cigar;endwhile;endif;abort \"marco is kill\";endsub;sub runrunrun;while monstername janitor;use louder than bomb, louder than bomb;endwhile;while monstername orderlies;use ice house, ice house;endwhile;while monstername \"pygmy bowler\";while monstername ticking || monstername electrified;while !monstername annoying && !monstername restless && !monstername \"phase-shifting\";skill snokebomb;endwhile;while !hppercentbelow 30;use divine champagne popper, divine champagne popper;endwhile;endwhile;skill snokebomb;endwhile;while !pastround 20 && !hppercentbelow 30;use louder than bomb, louder than bomb;endwhile;endsub;sub tentacles;if !monstername untouchable || monstername stinky || monstername \"ice-cold\" || (monstername frozen && !monstername spooky );jiggle;endif;if !monstername annoying && !monstername restless;if !monstername \"phase-shifting\";skill belch the rainbow;endif;if !monstername \"red-hot\";use cinnamon troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll;endif;use grape troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll;jiggle;endif;while !monstername electrified && !monstername ticking && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25;skill belch the rainbow;endwhile;while monstername ticking || monstername electrified;use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli;endwhile;endsub;sub sandworms;while hasskill shattering punch && !hppercentbelow 50;skill shattering punch;endwhile;while hascombatitem power pill && !hppercentbelow 50;use power pill, power pill;endwhile;while hascombatitem daily affirmation: think win-lose && !hppercentbelow 50;use daily affirmation: think win-lose, daily affirmation: think win-lose;endwhile;while hascombatitem replica bat-oomerang && !hppercentbelow 50;use replica bat-oomerang;endwhile;while hasskill gingerbread mob hit && !times 10 && !hppercentbelow 50;skill gingerbread mob hit;endwhile;abort \"give me the sweet release of death plox\";endsub;abort \"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, we're so fucked\";icon pastalighthouses;scrollwhendone;";
- //fewer unsustainable free runs used
- //string general_marco = "if !haseffect 873;abort \"WE DEAD PROBABLY\";endif;if monstername \"time-spinner prank\";jiggle;endif;while monstername gingerbread;use gingerbread cigarette, gingerbread cigarette;endwhile;if monstername copperhead;call runrunrun;endif;if monstername \"solid gold\";call gooold;endif; if monstername sandworm;call runrunrun; endif; if monstername \"Combat Training Snowman\";call runrunrun;endif;if monstername \"drunk pygmy\";if !haseffect 331;skill transcendent olfaction;endif;endif;if monstername \"witchess pawn\" || monstername \"bricko ooze\" || monstername \"black crayon\";while hascombatitem spooky putty sheet && !monstername ticking && !monstername electrified && !times 5;use spooky putty sheet;endwhile;call killkillkill;endif;if snarfblat 385 || snarfblat 344;while !monstername \"Eldritch Tentacle\";call runrunrun;endwhile;endif;if monstername lynyrd || monstername \"LOV En\" || monstername \"LOV Eq\";call killkillkill;endif;if monstername \"Eldritch Tentacle\";call tentacles;endif;sub gooold;if monstername \"Eldritch Tentacle\";call tentacles;endif;if monstername sandworm;call sandworms;endif;if monstername \"Combat Training Snowman\";call killkillkill;endif;if snarfblat 385;while !monstername \"Eldritch Tentacle\";use glark cable, glark cable;endwhile;endif;endsub;sub killkillkill;while monstername \"eldritch tentacle\";call tentacles;endwhile;jiggle;if monstername \"Combat Training Snowman\" || monstername \"LOV En\" || monstername \"LOV Eq\";while !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25;attack;endwhile;while pastround 25 && monstername turgid && monstername untouchable;use exploding cigar, exploding cigar;endwhile;endif;if monstername lynyrd || monstername \"bricko ooze\";while !(monstername ticking || monstername electrified || pastround 20);attack;endwhile;while pastround 20 && monstername turgid && monstername untouchable;use exploding cigar, exploding cigar;endwhile;endif;abort \"marco is kill\";endsub;sub runrunrun;while monstername janitor;use louder than bomb, louder than bomb;endwhile;while monstername orderlies;use ice house, ice house;endwhile;while monstername \"pygmy bowler\";while monstername ticking || monstername electrified;while !monstername annoying && !monstername restless && !monstername \"phase-shifting\";skill snokebomb;endwhile;while !hppercentbelow 30;use divine champagne popper, divine champagne popper;endwhile;endwhile;skill snokebomb;endwhile;while !monstername electrified && !monstername ticking;use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper;endwhile;while (monstername ticking || monstername electrified) && (monstername annoying || monstername restless);use louder than bomb, louder than bomb;endwhile;while monstername ticking && !monstername restless && !monstername annoying && !times 2;use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper;endwhile;while monstername electrified && !monstername restless && !monstername annoying && !hppercentbelow 30;use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper;endwhile;while !pastround 69420;use louder than bomb, louder than bomb;endwhile;endsub;sub tentacles;if !monstername untouchable || monstername stinky || monstername \"ice-cold\" || (monstername frozen && !monstername spooky );jiggle;endif;if !monstername annoying && !monstername restless;if !monstername \"phase-shifting\";skill belch the rainbow;endif;if !monstername \"red-hot\";use cinnamon troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll;endif;use grape troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll;jiggle;endif;while !monstername electrified && !monstername ticking && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25;skill belch the rainbow;endwhile;while monstername ticking || monstername electrified;use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli;endwhile;endsub;sub sandworms;while hasskill shattering punch && !hppercentbelow 50;skill shattering punch;endwhile;while hascombatitem power pill && !hppercentbelow 50;use power pill, power pill;endwhile;while hascombatitem daily affirmation: think win-lose && !hppercentbelow 50;use daily affirmation: think win-lose, daily affirmation: think win-lose;endwhile;while hascombatitem replica bat-oomerang && !hppercentbelow 50;use replica bat-oomerang;endwhile;while hasskill gingerbread mob hit && !times 10 && !hppercentbelow 50;skill gingerbread mob hit;endwhile;abort \"give me the sweet release of death plox\";endsub;abort \"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, we're so fucked\";icon pastalighthouses;scrollwhendone;";
- //updated for Heavy Rains degeneracy.
- string general_marco = "if !haseffect 873;abort \"WE DEAD PROBABLY\";endif;if monstername \"time-spinner prank\";jiggle;endif;while monstername gingerbread;use gingerbread cigarette, gingerbread cigarette;endwhile;if monstername copperhead || monstername \"red buttons\" || monstername \"red skeleton\" || monstername \"red butler\" || (monstername \"red herring\" && !monstername \"solid gold\") || (monstername \"red snapper\" && !monstername \"solid gold\")|| monstername \"pygmy bowler\" || monstername \"pygmy janitor\" || monstername \"pygmy orderlies\";call runrunrun;endif;if monstername \"giant isopod\" || monstername \"gourmet gourami\" || monstername \"freshwater bonefish\" || monstername \"alley catfish\";call runrunrun;endif;if monstername \"solid gold\" && !snarfblat 384;call gooold;endif; if monstername sandworm;call runrunrun; endif; if monstername \"Combat Training Snowman\";call runrunrun;endif;if monstername \"red snapper\" || monstername \"red herring\";if !haseffect 331;skill transcendent olfaction;endif;endif;if monstername \"witchess pawn\" || monstername \"bricko ooze\" || monstername \"black crayon\";while hascombatitem spooky putty sheet && !monstername ticking && !monstername electrified && !times 5;use spooky putty sheet;endwhile;call killkillkill;endif;if snarfblat 385 || snarfblat 344 || snarfblat 384;while !monstername \"Eldritch Tentacle\";call runrunrun;endwhile;endif;if (monstername lynyrd && !monstername skinner)|| monstername \"LOV En\" || monstername \"LOV Eq\";call killkillkill;endif;if monstername \"Eldritch Tentacle\";call tentacles;endif;sub gooold;if monstername \"Eldritch Tentacle\";call tentacles;endif;if monstername sandworm;call sandworms;endif;if monstername \"Combat Training Snowman\";call killkillkill;endif;if snarfblat 385;while !monstername \"Eldritch Tentacle\";use glark cable, glark cable;endwhile;endif;endsub;sub killkillkill;while monstername \"eldritch tentacle\";call tentacles;endwhile;jiggle;if monstername \"Combat Training Snowman\" || monstername \"LOV En\" || monstername \"LOV Eq\";while !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25;attack;endwhile;while pastround 25 && monstername turgid && monstername untouchable;use exploding cigar, exploding cigar;endwhile;endif;if (monstername lynyrd && !monstername skinner) || monstername \"bricko ooze\";while !(monstername ticking || monstername electrified || pastround 20);attack;endwhile;while pastround 20 && monstername turgid && monstername untouchable;use exploding cigar, exploding cigar;endwhile;endif;abort \"marco is kill\";endsub;sub runrunrun;while snarfblat 384;use louder than bomb, louder than bomb;endwhile;while monstername janitor;use louder than bomb, louder than bomb;endwhile;while monstername orderlies;use ice house, ice house;endwhile;while monstername \"pygmy bowler\" || monstername \"red buttons\";while monstername ticking || monstername electrified;while !monstername annoying && !monstername restless && !monstername \"phase-shifting\";skill snokebomb;endwhile;while !hppercentbelow 30;use divine champagne popper, divine champagne popper;endwhile;endwhile;skill snokebomb;endwhile;while monstername \"red butler\";skill Breathe Out;endwhile;while monstername \"red skeleton\";use tennis ball, tennis ball;endwhile;while !monstername electrified && !monstername ticking;use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper;endwhile;while (monstername ticking || monstername electrified) && (monstername annoying || monstername restless);use louder than bomb, louder than bomb;endwhile;while monstername ticking && !monstername restless && !monstername annoying && !times 2;use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper;endwhile;while monstername electrified && !monstername restless && !monstername annoying && !hppercentbelow 30;use tattered scrap of paper, tattered scrap of paper;endwhile;while !pastround 69420;use louder than bomb, louder than bomb;endwhile;endsub;sub tentacles;if !monstername untouchable || monstername stinky || monstername \"ice-cold\" || (monstername frozen && !monstername spooky );jiggle;endif;if !monstername annoying && !monstername restless;if !monstername \"phase-shifting\";skill belch the rainbow;endif;if !monstername \"red-hot\";use cinnamon troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll;endif;use grape troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll;jiggle;endif;while !monstername electrified && !monstername ticking && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25;skill belch the rainbow;endwhile;while monstername ticking || monstername electrified;use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli;endwhile;endsub;sub sandworms;while hasskill shattering punch && !hppercentbelow 50;skill shattering punch;endwhile;while hascombatitem power pill && !hppercentbelow 50;use power pill, power pill;endwhile;while hascombatitem daily affirmation: think win-lose && !hppercentbelow 50;use daily affirmation: think win-lose, daily affirmation: think win-lose;endwhile;while hascombatitem replica bat-oomerang && !hppercentbelow 50;use replica bat-oomerang;endwhile;while hasskill gingerbread mob hit && !times 10 && !hppercentbelow 50;skill gingerbread mob hit;endwhile;abort \"give me the sweet release of death plox\";endsub;abort \"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, we're so fucked\";icon pastalighthouses;scrollwhendone;";
- //same as before but 11/26 trivial update
- string basically_general_marco = "if !haseffect 873;abort \"WE DEAD PROBABLY\";endif;if monstername \"time-spinner prank\";jiggle;endif;while monstername gingerbread;use gingerbread cigarette, gingerbread cigarette;endwhile;if monstername copperhead;call runrunrun;endif;if monstername \"solid gold\";call gooold;endif;if monstername \"Combat Training Snowman\";call runrunrun;endif;if monstername \"drunk pygmy\";if !haseffect 331;skill transcendent olfaction;endif;endif;if monstername \"witchess pawn\" || monstername \"bricko ooze\" || monstername \"black crayon\";call killkillkill;endif;if snarfblat 385 || snarfblat 344;while !monstername \"Eldritch Tentacle\";call runrunrun;endwhile;endif;if monstername lynyrd || monstername \"LOV En\" || monstername \"LOV Eq\";call killkillkill;endif;if monstername \"Eldritch Tentacle\";call tentacles;endif;sub gooold;if monstername sandworm;call sandworms;endif;if monstername \"Combat Training Snowman\";call killkillkill;endif;if snarfblat 385;while !monstername \"Eldritch Tentacle\";use glark cable, glark cable;endwhile;endif;endsub;sub killkillkill;while monstername \"eldritch tentacle\";call tentacles;endwhile;jiggle;if monstername \"Combat Training Snowman\" || monstername \"LOV En\" || monstername \"LOV Eq\";while !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25;attack;endwhile;while pastround 25 && monstername turgid && monstername untouchable;use exploding cigar, exploding cigar;endwhile;endif;if monstername lynyrd || monstername \"bricko ooze\";while !(monstername ticking || monstername electrified || pastround 20);attack;endwhile;while pastround 20 && monstername turgid && monstername untouchable;use exploding cigar, exploding cigar;endwhile;endif;abort \"marco is kill\";endsub;sub runrunrun;while monstername janitor;use louder than bomb, louder than bomb;endwhile;while monstername orderlies;use ice house, ice house;endwhile;while monstername \"pygmy bowler\";while monstername ticking || monstername electrified;while !monstername annoying && !monstername restless && !monstername \"phase-shifting\";skill snokebomb;endwhile;while !hppercentbelow 30;use divine champagne popper, divine champagne popper;endwhile;endwhile;skill snokebomb;endwhile;while !pastround 20 && !hppercentbelow 30;use louder than bomb, louder than bomb;endwhile;endsub;sub tentacles;if !monstername untouchable || monstername stinky || monstername \"ice-cold\" || (monstername frozen && !monstername spooky );jiggle;endif;if !monstername annoying && !monstername restless;if !monstername \"phase-shifting\";skill belch the rainbow;endif;if !monstername \"red-hot\";use cinnamon troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll;endif;use grape troll doll, blue raspberry troll doll;jiggle;endif;while !monstername electrified && !monstername ticking && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25;skill belch the rainbow;endwhile;while monstername ticking || monstername electrified;use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli;endwhile;endsub;sub sandworms;while hasskill shattering punch && !hppercentbelow 50;skill shattering punch;endwhile;while hascombatitem power pill && !hppercentbelow 50;use power pill, power pill;endwhile;while hascombatitem daily affirmation: think win-lose && !hppercentbelow 50;use daily affirmation: think win-lose, daily affirmation: think win-lose;endwhile;while hascombatitem replica bat-oomerang && !hppercentbelow 50;use replica bat-oomerang;endwhile;while hasskill gingerbread mob hit && !times 10 && !hppercentbelow 50;skill gingerbread mob hit;endwhile;abort \"give me the sweet release of death plox\";endsub;abort \"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, we're so fucked\";icon pastalighthouses;scrollwhendone;";
- //this seals some monsters' fates.
- string seal_marco = "while haseffect 873 && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25; if monstername \"*Spawn of Wally*\" || monstername \"*5p4wn 0f W411y*\"; while !hppercentbelow 50; attack; endwhile; endif; if monstername \"*Eldritch Tentacle*\" || monstername \"*31dr17ch 73n74c13*\"; if !monstername \"*annoying*\" && !monstername \"*restless*\"; if !monstername \"*phase-shifting*\"; skill belch the rainbow; endif; if monstername \"*phase-shifting*\"; if !monstername \"*ghostly*\"; use tin snips, tin snips; endif; use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli; endif; endif; while !monstername \"*electrified*\" && !monstername \"*ticking*\" && !hppercentbelow 50 && !pastround 25; skill belch the rainbow; endwhile; if monstername \"*ticking*\" || monstername \"*electrified*\"; while monstername \"*restless*\" || monstername \"*annoying*\"; use chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli, chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli; endwhile; if !monstername \"*restless*\" && !monstername \"*annoying*\"; if monstername \"*red-hot*\"; use blue raspberry troll doll, grape troll doll; endif; use Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot, Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot; endif; endif; endif; endwhile";
- void use_plural_of_rain_man(){
- while( my_rain() >= 50 && ( my_lightning() >= 20 || get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int() > 0 )){
- if(get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int() > 0 && my_lightning() <= 89){
- if(get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() < 4 ){
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttied bullshit");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttyless bullshit");
- }
- set_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today",get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int()-1);
- }
- else{
- if(get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() < 4 ){
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttied lightning bullshit");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttyless lightning bullshit");
- }
- }
- if( !get_property("_chateauMonsterFought").to_boolean() && my_rain() <= 93 ){
- visit_url("place.php?whichplace=chateau&action=chateau_painting");
- run_combat();
- //better safe than aborted, I guess:
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- }
- else{
- if(item_amount($item[photocopied monster]) == 1 && get_property("_photocopyUsed") == "false" ){
- cli_execute("/use photocopied monster");
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("/aa (npzr bullshit");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("/cast rain man");
- //black crayon elf
- //visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=970&whichmonster=1201&option=1&pwd");
- //Mob Penguin organizer
- visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=970&whichmonster=2037&option=1&pwd");
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- cli_execute("/aa (npzr bullshit");
- }
- }
- }
- while( ( my_lightning() >= 20 || get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int() > 0 ) && slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 ){
- if(get_property("rkelly").to_int() == 0){
- while( (slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 && get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() < 4 ) && ( my_lightning() >= 20 || get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int() > 0 )){
- if(get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int() > 0 && my_lightning() <= 89 ){
- if(get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() < 4 ){
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttied bullshit");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttyless bullshit");
- }
- set_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today",get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int()-1);
- }
- else{
- if(get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() < 4 ){
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttied lightning bullshit");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttyless lightning bullshit");
- }
- }
- cli_execute("/use spooky putty monster");
- set_property("_spoopiesfought", get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() + 1 );
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("/aa (npzr bullshit");
- }
- if(slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() == 4 ){
- if(get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int() > 0 && my_lightning() <= 89 ){
- if(get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() < 4 ){
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttied bullshit");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttyless bullshit");
- }
- set_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today",get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int()-1);
- }
- else{
- if(get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() < 4 ){
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttied lightning bullshit");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttyless lightning bullshit");
- }
- }
- cli_execute("/use spooky putty monster");
- set_property("_spoopiesfought", get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() + 1 );
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("/aa (npzr bullshit");
- }
- if(slash_count($item[spooky putty sheet]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() == 5 ){
- put_closet(1, $item[spooky putty sheet]);
- set_property("rkelly",1);
- }
- }
- }
- }
- void use_lightning_strikes(){
- cli_execute("/c * dice");
- while( my_lightning() > 89 ){
- cli_execute("/aa hr sandworms");
- visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=2328&pwd");
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- cli_execute("/aa (npzr bullshit");
- }
- if( my_rain() > 70){
- use_plural_of_rain_man();
- }
- while( my_lightning() > 39 ){
- cli_execute("/aa hr sandworms");
- visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=2328&pwd");
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- cli_execute("/aa (npzr bullshit");
- }
- }
- cli_execute("acquire 69 soft green echo eyedrop antidote");
- /*
- if(have_effect($effect[insani tea]) == 0){
- use(1,$item[cuppa insani tea]);
- }
- if(have_effect($effect[curse of randomness]) == 0){
- cli_execute("genie wish to be curse of randomness");
- }
- */
- if(have_effect($effect[insani tea]) != 0){
- cli_execute("/shrug! insani tea");
- }
- if(have_effect($effect[curse of randomness]) != 0){
- cli_execute("/shrug! curse of randomness");
- }
- /*
- cli_execute("familiar robortender");
- if(get_property("_mumblemumble") == ""){
- cli_execute("mum cap");
- set_property("_mumblemumble", "dpgosgsgga");
- }
- */
- if(!get_property("breakfastCompleted").to_boolean()){
- if(get_property("libramSummons").to_int() == 0){
- cli_execute("/cast 10 summon party favor");
- }
- cli_execute("breakfast");
- }
- if(!get_property("_kgbLeftDrawerUsed").to_boolean()){
- cli_execute("briefcase collect");
- }
- if(get_property("_deckCardsDrawn").to_int() == 0){
- // cli_execute("cheat x of swords");
- cli_execute("cheat rope");
- cli_execute("cheat x of cups");
- cli_execute("cheat year of plenty");
- }
- refresh_status();
- cli_execute("acquire 69 mayodiol");
- cli_execute("acquire 69 mayonex");
- cli_execute("acquire 69 milk of magnesium");
- if(get_property("_thanksgettingFoodsEaten").to_int() < 9 && my_fullness() < 7 && my_inebriety() < 11){
- if(have_effect($effect[got milk]) < 69){
- cli_execute("/use 11 milk of magnesium");
- }
- if(item_amount($item[warm gravy]) < 11){
- cli_execute("acquire 11 cornucopia");
- cli_execute("use 11 cornucopia");
- }
- for i from 9171 to 9179{
- cli_execute("acquire 11 "+to_item(i));
- }
- for i from 9171 to 9179{
- if(!get_property("_timeSpinnerFoodAvailable").contains_text(i.to_string())){
- if(get_property("mayoInMouth") == "" && get_property("_this_tracks_mayodiol").to_int() < 4){
- use(1, $item[mayodiol]);
- set_property("_this_tracks_mayodiol",get_property("_this_tracks_mayodiol").to_int() + 1);
- }
- else{
- use(1, $item[mayonex]);
- }
- eat(1, to_item(i));
- }
- }
- }
- if(get_property("_infernoDiscoVisited") == "false"){
- cli_execute("outfit velvet");
- visit_url("place.php?whichplace=airport_hot&action=airport4_zone1");
- run_choice(7);
- }
- refresh_status();
- int eggz1 = inebriety_limit() - my_inebriety() - 2;
- int eggz2 = fullness_limit() - my_fullness() - 1;
- cli_execute("acquire 11 toast with hot jelly");
- if(eggz1 > 0 && get_property("_sexy_toast") == ""){
- use(1, $item[mayodiol]);
- eat(1, $item[toast with hot jelly]);
- set_property("_sexy_toast", "asdoiwbd");
- eggz1 = eggz1 - 1;
- }
- cli_execute("acquire 69 spooky surprise egg");
- while(eggz1 > 0){
- use(1, $item[mayodiol]);
- eat(1, $item[spooky surprise egg]);
- eggz1 = eggz1 - 1;
- }
- while(eggz2 > 0){
- //use(1, $item[Mayonex] );
- eat(1, $item[spooky surprise egg]);
- eggz2 = eggz2 - 1;
- }
- while(get_property("_genieWishesUsed").to_int() < 3 && get_property("_holy_shit_stop_wishing").to_int() < 11){
- cli_execute("genie wish for more wishes");
- set_property("_holy_shit_stop_wishing",get_property("_holy_shit_stop_wishing").to_int()+1);
- }
- while(get_property("_pottedTeaTreeUsed") == "false"){
- if(item_amount($item[cuppa mediocri tea]) < item_amount($item[cuppa voraci tea])){
- cli_execute("teatree mediocri");
- }
- else{
- if(item_amount($item[cuppa voraci tea]) < item_amount($item[cuppa sobrie tea]))
- {
- cli_execute("teatree voraci");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("teatree sobrie");
- }
- }
- }
- if(get_property("_roboDrinks") == ""){
- //important ones: 2x lep, 1x fairy kind of, whatever thing heals, potato
- //unimportant one: candy because elohelecksdeerandom
- //alias ocrsrobort => robo feliz, single entendre, simepore, drive-by, mysterious island iced tea
- //cli_execute("ocrsrobort");
- //nerfedrobort => robo single entendre, simepore, drive-by, mysterious island iced tea
- //cli_execute("nerfedrobort");
- }
- if(get_property("_bittycar") != "soulcar" ){
- cli_execute("/use soulcar");
- }
- if(get_property("_pantogramModifier") == ""){
- cli_execute("acquire ten-leaf clover");
- cli_execute("acquire taco shell");
- cli_execute("/use portable pantogram");
- visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1270&option=1&m=1&e=1&s1=-1,0&s2=173,1&s3=24,1&pwd="+my_hash());
- }
- if(get_property("_foisissbsb") == ""){
- cli_execute("/buy sphygmayomanometer");
- set_property("_foisissbsb","aregatha");
- }
- if(get_property("expressCardUsed") == "false" ){
- equip($slot[acc2],$item[sphygmayomanometer]);
- if(take_stash(1,$item[platinum yendorian express card])){
- set_property("stole_pyec", get_property("stole_pyec")+"totes");
- set_property("_stole_pyec","totes");
- set_property("passable_clan", get_clan_name());
- set_property("_passable_clan", get_clan_name());
- use(1,$item[platinum yendorian express card]);
- print("We have successfully stolen a pyec from "+get_property("_passable_clan"));
- }
- else{
- if(get_property("scrublords") != ""){
- set_property("scrublords", get_property("scrublords")+", "+get_clan_name());
- }
- else{
- set_property("scrublords", get_clan_name());
- }
- set_property("_scrublords",get_clan_name());
- print_html("We have failed to steal a pyec from "+get_property("_scrublords"));
- }
- while(my_mp() * 10 > my_maxmp()){
- cli_execute("cast * dice");
- }
- }
- if(get_property("_stole_pyec") == "totes" && get_property("_passable_clan") == get_clan_name()){
- if(put_stash(1,$item[platinum yendorian express card])){
- set_property("stole_pyec", get_property("stole_pyec").substring(5));
- print("We have successfully unstolen a pyec from "+get_property("_passable_clan"));
- }
- else{
- print("We have failed to unsteal a pyec from "+get_property("_passable_clan"));
- }
- }
- cli_execute("outfit npzr bullshit");
- cli_execute("familiar feather boa constrictor");
- if(familiar_equipment($familiar[feather boa constrictor]) != $item[loathing legion helicopter]){
- cli_execute("try;fold loathing legion helicopter");
- cli_execute("equip familiar loathing legion helicopter");
- }
- cli_execute("equip pants pantogram pants");
- /*
- if(my_path() == "Heavy Rains"){
- cli_execute("equip shirt fishbone corset");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("equip shirt stephen\'s labcoat");
- }
- //cli_execute("equip weapon staff of the woodfire");
- cli_execute("equip weapon rope");
- if(my_path() == "Heavy Rains"){
- cli_execute("equip offhand thor's pliers");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("equip offhand half a purse");
- }
- */
- if(slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 || slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 ){
- set_property("rkelly","");
- }
- if(get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() == 5 || (slash_count($item[spooky putty sheet]) > 0&& get_property("spookyPuttyCopiesMade").to_int() == 5)){
- //put_closet(1, $item[spooky putty sheet]);
- cli_execute("try; closet spooky putty sheet");
- set_property("rkelly",1);
- }
- /*
- if(get_property("_been_here_today") == ""){
- set_property("_been_here_today","asdfg");
- abort("it's mime time.");
- }
- */
- use_lightning_strikes();
- use_plural_of_rain_man();
- //I should probably put this in a personal fax machine.
- if(item_amount($item[photocopied monster]) == 0 && get_property("_photocopyUsed") == "false" && get_property("_stop_bugging_faxbots") != "please"){
- //2047002812 = yojimbos_law's multis
- //set_property("_stop_bugging_faxbots","please");
- //cli_execute("faxbot black crayon ballsack elf");
- while(get_clan_id() != 2047002812){
- cli_execute("/whitelist yojimboS_LAW");
- }
- while(get_clan_id() == 2047002812 && item_amount($item[photocopied monster]) == 0){
- //gets Mob Penguin organizer
- cli_execute("fax receive");
- }
- while(get_clan_id() == 2047002812 && item_amount($item[photocopied monster]) == 1 ){
- cli_execute("/whitelist e from hel");
- }
- }
- /*
- if(item_amount($item[photocopied monster]) == 1 && get_property("_photocopyUsed") == "false" ){
- if(get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int() > 0 && my_lightning() <= 89){
- if(get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() < 4 ){
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttied bullshit");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttyless bullshit");
- }
- set_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today",get_property("_turns_that_this_script_can_use_today").to_int()-1);
- }
- else{
- if(get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() < 4 ){
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttied lightning bullshit");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("/aa penguin boa puttyless lightning bullshit");
- }
- }
- cli_execute("/use photocopied monster");
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("/aa (npzr bullshit");
- }
- */
- string avoiding_human_interaction;
- if(get_property("_human_interaction_avoided") == ""){
- while(get_clan_id() != 90485){
- cli_execute("/whitelist bonus adventures from hell");
- }
- avoiding_human_interaction = visit_url("clan_viplounge.php?preaction=lovetester");
- if(!(avoiding_human_interaction.contains_text("You may still consult Madame Zatara about your relationship with a clanmate"))){
- set_property("_human_interaction_avoided","this is text");
- }
- while(avoiding_human_interaction.contains_text("You may still consult Madame Zatara about your relationship with a clanmate") && get_property("_human_interaction_avoided") == ""){
- avoiding_human_interaction = visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1278&which=1&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick&option=1&whichid=cheesefax&pwd="+my_hash());
- if(!(avoiding_human_interaction.contains_text("You may still consult Madame Zatara about your relationship with a clanmate"))){
- set_property("_human_interaction_avoided","this is text");
- }
- if(avoiding_human_interaction.contains_text("already waiting on your results with")){
- wait(5);
- }
- }
- while(get_clan_id() == 90485){
- cli_execute("/whitelist e from hel");
- }
- }
- use_lightning_strikes();
- use_plural_of_rain_man();
- while( get_property("_witchess_tracking_suuuucks").to_int() < 5){
- /*
- //hammer servers with slash_count() because fuck salad 'n' stuff.
- if(get_property("rkelly").to_int() == 0){
- while(slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() < 4 ){
- cli_execute("/use spooky putty monster");
- set_property("_spoopiesfought", get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() + 1 );
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- }
- if(slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() == 4 ){
- cli_execute("/aa basically npzr bullshit");
- cli_execute("/use spooky putty monster");
- set_property("_spoopiesfought", get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() + 1 );
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("/aa (npzr bullshit");
- }
- if(slash_count($item[spooky putty sheet]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() == 5 ){
- put_closet(1, $item[spooky putty sheet]);
- set_property("rkelly",1);
- }
- }
- */
- visit_url("campground.php?action=witchess");
- if(available_choice_options()[1] == "Examine the shrink ray"){
- //visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1181&option=1&pwd");
- run_choice(1);
- set_property("_witchess_tracking_suuuucks", get_property("_witchess_tracking_suuuucks").to_int() + 1);
- }
- if(available_choice_options()[1] == "" & available_choice_options()[2] == "Play Witchess"){
- set_property("_witchess_tracking_suuuucks" , 5);
- }
- visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1182&option=1&piece=1935&pwd="+my_hash(),false);
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- }
- if(my_path() == "Heavy Rains"){
- cli_execute("equip offhand thor's pliers");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("equip offhand HOA regulation book");
- }
- while(get_property("_snojoFreeFights").to_int() < 10){
- adv1(to_location(460),-1, general_marco );
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- use_lightning_strikes();
- use_plural_of_rain_man();
- cli_execute("acquire 69 lynyrd snare");
- while(get_property("_lynyrdSnareUses").to_int() < 3){
- /*
- cli_execute("/use lynyrd snare");
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- */
- visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=7204&pwd");
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- }
- use_lightning_strikes();
- use_plural_of_rain_man();
- cli_execute("acquire 69 seal-blubber candle");
- cli_execute("acquire 69 figurine of a wretched-looking seal");
- cli_execute("equip weapon gnawed-up dog bone");
- while(get_property("_sealsSummoned").to_int() < 10){
- visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=3902&checked=1&pwd");
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- //cli_execute("equip weapon staff of the woodfire");
- cli_execute("equip weapon rope");
- if(my_path() == "Heavy Rains"){
- cli_execute("equip offhand thor's pliers");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("equip offhand half a purse");
- }
- if( get_property("_eldritchHorrorEvoked") == "false" ){
- //tentacle fight.
- //try{
- cli_execute("/cast evoke eldritch horror");
- //use_skill(1, $skill[evoke eldritch horror]);
- //}
- //finally{
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- //}
- }
- use_lightning_strikes();
- use_plural_of_rain_man();
- if( get_property("_eldritchTentacleFought") == "false" ){
- visit_url("place.php?whichplace=forestvillage&action=fv_scientist");
- if(available_choice_options().count() > 0){
- //run_choice(2);
- visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1201&option=2&pwd");
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- }
- }
- if(get_property("_salad_pills_used").to_int() < 20 ){
- cli_execute("/closet * daily affirmation: think win-lose");
- cli_execute("/uncloset * power pill");
- cli_execute("/closet * miniature power pill");
- cli_execute("acquire 69 power pill");
- cli_execute("acquire 420 drum machine");
- }
- while(get_property("_salad_pills_used").to_int() < 20 ){
- set_property("salad_pills_un", slash_count($item[power pill]) );
- visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=2328&pwd");
- run_combat();
- set_property("salad_pills_deux", slash_count($item[power pill]) );
- set_property("_salad_pills_used", get_property("_salad_pills_used").to_int() + get_property("salad_pills_un").to_int() - get_property("salad_pills_deux").to_int() );
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- print("salad pills used: "+get_property("_salad_pills_used"));
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- use_lightning_strikes();
- use_plural_of_rain_man();
- if(get_property("_salad_pills_used").to_int() >= 20 && get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() < 4){
- cli_execute("/closet * power pill");
- }
- while(get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() < 3 ){
- set_property("spices_un", slash_count($item[spices]) );
- visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=2328&pwd");
- run_combat();
- set_property("spices_deux", slash_count($item[spices]) );
- set_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used", get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() + ( get_property("spices_deux").to_int() - get_property("spices_un").to_int() + 2 ) / 3 );
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- print("hard to track free kills used: "+get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used"));
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- if(get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() == 3 ){
- cli_execute("/closet replica bat-oomerang");
- }
- while(get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() == 3 ){
- set_property("spices_un", slash_count($item[spices]) );
- visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=2328&pwd");
- run_combat();
- set_property("spices_deux", slash_count($item[spices]) );
- set_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used", get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used").to_int() + ( get_property("spices_deux").to_int() - get_property("spices_un").to_int() + 2 ) / 3 );
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- print("hard to track free kills used: "+get_property("_hard_to_track_free_kills_used"));
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- if(slash_count($item[power pill]) == 0 ){
- cli_execute("/uncloset * power pill");
- }
- if(slash_count($item[replica bat-oomerang]) == 0 ){
- cli_execute("/uncloset replica bat-oomerang");
- }
- use_lightning_strikes();
- use_plural_of_rain_man();
- if(get_property("_glarkCableUses").to_int() == 0 ){
- cli_execute("acquire 69 glark cable");
- }
- while(get_property("_glarkCableUses").to_int() < 5){
- adv1(to_location(385),-1,general_marco);
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- if(get_property("_drunkPygmyBanishes").to_int() == 0){
- cli_execute("acquire 69 bowl of scorpions");
- }
- while(get_property("_drunkPygmyBanishes").to_int() < 11){
- adv1(to_location(344),-1,general_marco);
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- //&& get_property("_marco_polo").to_int() >= 10
- while(get_property("_timeSpinnerMinutesUsed").to_int() < 8 ){
- cli_execute("/use time-spinner");
- run_choice(1);
- //3 more pygmy drunks
- visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1196&monid=1431&option=1&pwd");
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- use_lightning_strikes();
- use_plural_of_rain_man();
- /*
- //fuck literally everything about the following.
- if(get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int() < 5){
- cli_execute("familiar machine elf");
- cli_execute("equip familiar killscreen");
- }
- while(get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int() < 5 ){
- print("elf fights used, hopefully= "+get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int());
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- if(!in_multi_fight()){
- visit_url("adventure.php?snarfblat=458");
- }
- if(available_choice_options().count() > 0){
- run_choice(6);
- }
- else{
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- int good_variable_name = 0;
- string blarfingar = "";
- while( get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int() < 5 && ( good_variable_name == 0 || in_multi_fight() ) ){
- try{
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- visit_url("main.php");
- }
- finally{
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- string blarfingar = visit_url("fight.php");
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- blarfingar = blarfingar.substring(blarfingar.index_of("id=\'monname\'"), blarfingar.index_of("id=\'monname\'") + 420).to_lower_case();
- print(blarfingar);
- //does monster have meat?
- if(contains_text(blarfingar, "solid gold")){
- print("we think monster has meat.");
- if(contains_text(blarfingar, "eldritch tentacle") || contains_text(blarfingar, "31dr17ch 73n74c13")){
- int did_I_become_death = slash_count($item[eldritch effluvium]);
- run_combat();
- if(slash_count($item[eldritch effluvium]) > did_I_become_death + 1 ){
- set_property("_elf_free_fights", get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int() + 1 );
- print("we think monster is dead.");
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- print("we think we've used "+get_property("_elf_free_fights")+" machine elf fights.");
- }
- else{
- print("we think we are kill.");
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- print("we think we've used "+get_property("_elf_free_fights")+" machine elf fights.");
- }
- }
- else{
- run_combat();
- //it did died.
- set_property("_elf_free_fights", get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int() + 1 );
- print("we think monster is dead.");
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- print("we think we've used "+get_property("_elf_free_fights")+" machine elf fights.");
- }
- }
- else{
- print("we think monster is poor");
- run_combat();
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- print("we think we've used "+get_property("_elf_free_fights")+" machine elf fights.");
- }
- good_variable_name++;
- }
- }
- while(get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int() >= 5 && in_multi_fight()){
- try{
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- visit_url("main.php");
- }
- finally{
- print("multifightness is "+in_multi_fight());
- string blarfingar = visit_url("fight.php");
- blarfingar = blarfingar.substring(blarfingar.index_of("id=\'monname\'"), blarfingar.index_of("id=\'monname\'") + 420).to_lower_case();
- if(contains_text(blarfingar, "eldritch tentacle") || contains_text(blarfingar, "31dr17ch 73n74c13") ){
- run_combat();
- set_property("_elf_free_fights", get_property("_elf_free_fights").to_int() + 1 );
- }
- else{
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- }
- }
- }
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- cli_execute("familiar robortender");
- cli_execute("equip familiar killscreen");
- */
- if(!get_property("_loveTunnelUsed").to_boolean()){
- equip($slot[acc2],$item[sphygmayomanometer]);
- visit_url("place.php?whichplace=town_wrong&action=townwrong_tunnel");
- visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1222&option=1&pwd");
- visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1223&option=1&pwd");
- run_combat();
- visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1224&option=1&pwd");
- visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1225&option=1&pwd");
- run_combat();
- visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1226&option=1&pwd");
- visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1227&option=1&pwd");
- run_combat();
- visit_url("choice.php?whichchoice=1228&option=1&pwd");
- while(my_mp() * 10 > my_maxmp()){
- cli_execute("cast * dice");
- }
- equip($slot[acc2],$item[over-the-shoulder Folder Holder]);
- }
- use_lightning_strikes();
- use_plural_of_rain_man();
- if(get_property("_gingerbreadCityTurns").to_int() == 0){
- //just attempts to run away
- cli_execute("/aa zzzzzzz runaway");
- cli_execute("familiar stomping boots");
- set_property("choiceAdventure1203", 4);
- set_property("choiceAdventure1215", 1);
- set_property("choiceAdventure1204", 1);
- //set clock forward.
- adv1($location[Gingerbread Civic Center], -1, "" );
- //run away 3 times.
- for i from 7 to 9{
- adv1($location[Gingerbread Civic Center], -1, "" );
- }
- //grab candy
- adv1($location[Gingerbread Train Station], -1, "" );
- //run away 4 times
- for i from 11 to 14{
- adv1($location[Gingerbread Civic Center], -1, "" );
- }
- cli_execute("/aa (npzr bullshit");
- cli_execute("familiar feather boa constrictor");
- cli_execute("equip familiar loathing legion helicopter");
- //use 5 gingerbread cigarettes...
- for i from 15 to 19{
- adv1($location[Gingerbread Upscale Retail District], -1, "" );
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- }
- //...to get more gingerbread cigarettes
- adv1($location[Gingerbread Civic Center], -1, "" );
- }
- if(my_path() == "Heavy Rains"){
- cli_execute("equip offhand thor's pliers");
- }
- else{
- cli_execute("equip offhand HOA regulation book");
- }
- cli_execute("acquire 69 bricko ooze");
- while(get_property("_brickoFights").to_int() < 10){
- /*
- if(get_property("rkelly").to_int() == 0){
- while(slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() < 4 ){
- cli_execute("/use spooky putty monster");
- set_property("_spoopiesfought", get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() + 1 );
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- }
- if(slash_count($item[spooky putty monster]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() == 4 ){
- cli_execute("/aa basically npzr bullshit");
- cli_execute("/use spooky putty monster");
- set_property("_spoopiesfought", get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() + 1 );
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("/aa (` bullshit");
- }
- if(slash_count($item[spooky putty sheet]) > 0 & get_property("_spoopiesfought").to_int() == 5 ){
- put_closet(1, $item[spooky putty sheet]);
- set_property("rkelly",1);
- }
- }
- */
- visit_url("inv_use.php?whichitem=4474&checked=1&pwd");
- run_combat();
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- cli_execute("cast cannelloni cocoon");
- }
- /*
- if(get_property("_goth_slash_hipster_tracking") < 3){
- cli_execute("familiar artistic goth kid");
- cli_execute("equip familiar killscreen");
- }
- int crayons;
- while(get_property("_goth_slash_hipster_tracking").to_int() < 3){
- crayons = slash_count($item[crayon shavings]);
- adv1($location[A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters], -1, general_marco );
- while(in_multi_fight()){
- run_combat();
- }
- if(crayons < slash_count($item[crayon shavings])){
- set_property("_goth_slash_hipster_tracking", get_property("_goth_slash_hipster_tracking").to_int()+1);
- }
- print("We think we've used up "+get_property("_goth_slash_hipster_tracking")+" goth fights");
- }
- cli_execute("familiar robortender");
- cli_execute("equip familiar killscreen");
- */
- use_lightning_strikes();
- use_plural_of_rain_man();
- //abort("this is where I apply effects I want to pyec before commenting out line 858 of this script.");
- if(get_property("rkelly").to_int() == 1){
- take_closet(1, $item[spooky putty sheet]);
- set_property("rkelly", 0 );
- }
- refresh_status();
- eggz1 = inebriety_limit() - my_inebriety();
- eggz2 = fullness_limit() - my_fullness() - 1;
- while(eggz1 > 0){
- use(1, $item[mayodiol]);
- eat(1, $item[spooky surprise egg]);
- eggz1 = eggz1 - 1;
- }
- while(eggz2 >= 0){
- //use(1, $item[Mayonex] );
- eat(1, $item[spooky surprise egg]);
- eggz2 = eggz2 - 1;
- }
- /*
- cli_execute("/familiar disembodied hand");
- cli_execute("/equip shirt General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket");
- */
- cli_execute("/outfit optimalest");
- cli_execute("/aa none");
- equip($slot[acc1],$item[sphygmayomanometer]);
- when_the_fuck_is_it = gametime_to_int() / 1000;
- if(get_property("_script_runs_thiiiiis_long") == ""){
- //seconds.
- set_property("_script_runs_thiiiiis_long", when_the_fuck_is_it - get_property("_script_start_time").to_int());
- }
- /*
- metric
- fuckton
- of
- whitespace
- */
- cli_execute("run mallbot.ash");
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