Achievelemage

   Join covenants:

- Way of the white
- Princess guard
- Darkmoon NG+
  - need 10 souvenirs for darkmoon blade
- Sunlight NG+2
  - need 10 medals for sunlight spear
- Forest hunter
- Darkwraith
- Dragon
- Gravelord NG+2
  - need 10 eyes of death
- Chaos
  - join before BoC, after getting other covenants, 30 humanity for +2 for shortcut


All rare weapons:

   Soul weapons
- Butterfly horn, +10 spear/thrusting sword, downgrade +15 spear
- Crystal ring shield, +10 shield, whatever from andre
- Quelaag fury sword, +10 curved sword, shotel from shiva
- Chaos blade, +10 katana, uchi from merchant
- Greatsword of Artorias, +10 dagger/greatsword/straighsword, shortsword
- Greatsword of Artorias, +10 broken straight sword/hilt, starting
- Greatshield of Artorias, +10 shield, shield from Andre
- Golem axe, +10 axe, battleaxe from Andre
- Dragon bone fist, +10 fist, caestus from Andre
- Lifehunt scythe, +10 halberd/whip, halberd from undead parish
- Dragonslayer spear, +10 spear/thrusting sword, pike from Andre
- Smough's hammer, +10 hammer, warpick from Andre
- Darkmoon bow, +10 bow, starting bow
- Tin darkmoon catalyst, catalyst, crap catalyst
- Great Lord Greatsword, +10 dagger/greatsword/straightsword, a sword from Andre
* need 15 large shards in NG, 126 titanite shards in total. Finish off the upgrades in NG+2

   Tail weapons
- Drake sword
- Gargoyle tail axe
- Dragon king greataxe
- Moonlight greatsword
- Priscilla's dagger
- Dragon greatsword

   Covenant weapons
- Gravelord sword
- Dark hand

   Drop weapons
- Black knight sword
- Black knight greatsword
- Black knight greataxe
- Black knight halberd
- Black knight shield
- Channeler's trident, channeler
- Crescent axe, Patches
- Crest shield, Oscar
- Demon's catalyst, Firesage
- Giant's halberd, sold by giant blacksmith
- Izalith catalyst, daughter of chaos
- Silver knight straight sword, silver knight drop
- Silver knight spear, silver knight drop
- Silver knight shield, silver knight drop
- Stone greatsword, sold by shiva
- Stone greatshield, giant stone knight
- Grant, Leeroy
- Sanctus, Leeroy

   Lootable weapons
- Dragon Crest Shield, Valley of Drakes
- ASS, Valley of Drakes
- Havel's greatshield, Anor Londo
- Dragon tooth, Anor Londo
- Dragonslayer greatbow, Anor Londo
- Velka's Rapier, Painted world, Annex
- Bloodshield, Painted world
- Black iron greatshield, Anor Londo
- Effigy shield, Tomb of the giants


All sorceries:

   Griggs
- Aural decoy
- Fall control
- Great soul arrow
- Great heavy soul arrow
- Hush, drops when killed
* Rest can be gotten from Logan as well and you probably want to make him go mad

   Logan
- Soul spear
- Homing soulmass
- Crystal soul spear
- Crystal homing soulmass
- Magic shield
- Magic weapon
- Soul arrow
- Heavy soul arrow
- Crystal magic weapon
- White dragon breath, drops when killed

   Dusk
- Hidden body
- Chameleon
- Hidden weapon
- Repair
- Cast light

   Ingward
- Resist curse

   Pickups
- Great magic weapon, Anor Londo
- Remedy, Blighttown
- Strong magic shield, Duke's


All pyromancies:

   Laurentius
- Fire orb
- Combustion
- Iron flesh
- Flash sweat
- Fireball

   Quelana
- Great combustion
- Firestorm
- Great fireball
- Fire whip
- Combustion
- Undead rapport
- Fire tempest, drops when killed

   Engyi/chaos covenant
- Poison mist
- Toxic mist
- Great chaos fireball
- Great chaos firestorm

   Pickups
- Acid surge, Painted world, Annex
- Chaos fire whip, Lost Izalith
- Fire surge, Painted world, DEATH TUNNELS


All miracles:

   Rhea
- Great heal
- Wrath of the gods
- Magic barrier
- Heal
- Great heal excerpt
- Seek guidance
- Force
- Homeward
   Oswald
- Karmic justice

   Pickups/misc
- Darkmoon blade, +1 darkmoon covenant
- Emit force, Siegmeyer in Firelink
- Gravelord sword dance, gravelord covenant
- Greater gravelord sword dance, gravelord covenant +1
- Lightning spear, sunlight covenant
- Great lightning spear, +1 sunlight covenant
- Replenishment, Rhea in Tomb of the giants
- Bountiful sunlight, Duke's picasa
- Soothing sunlight, Duke's picasa
- Sunlight blade, Anor Londo, behind Gwyndolin
- Sunlight spear, soul of Gwyn
- Trainquil walk of peace, Catacombs
- Vow of silence, Painted world, Annex

Upgrade weapons:
- Normal +15, 7 chunks + 1 slab from downgraded lightning spear
- Crystal +5, crystal halberd, 7 chunks + 1 slab
- Lightning +5, lightning spear, 7 chunks + 1 slab
- Raw +5, 10 large titanite
- Magic +10, downgrade enchanted falchion, 7 blue chunks + 1 blue slab
- Enchanted +5, enchanted falchion in duke's, 7 blue chunks + 1 blue slab
- Divine +10, downgrade occult club, 7 white chunks + 1 white slab
- Occult +5, occult club, 7 white chunks + 1 white slab
- Fire +10, 10 green shards, 7 red chunks + 1 red slab
- Chaos +5, downgrade from +10 fire, 8 red chunks + 1 red slab
* Total of 21 chunks, 3 slabs, 10 large titanite, 14 blue chunks, 2 blue slabs, 14 white chunks, 2 white slabs,
   10 green shards, 15 red chunks, 2 red slabs.


- Start as hunter.
- DO NOT DROP THE HILT WHATEVER YOU DO
- Turn human at firelink.
- Pick up the ring of sacrifice under the bridge.
- Buy x firebombs and shield.
- Burg skip, free Griggs.
- Pick up the resins, kill the lizard in the barrel.
- Taurus with resin.
- Get Drake sword.
- Pick up the halberd outside church.
- Send elevator down.
- Summon Solaire.
- Kill Gargoyles, cut tail.
- Bone out after the bell.

- Burg skip to Capra, free Laurentius, pick up large ember.
- Buy sword from guy.
- Summon Solaire.
- Cut off gaping's tail + kill him with resin.
- Head to blighttown, put on ring of sacrifice during door opening.
- Grab PW, die.

- Buy ring + great soul arrow from Griggs.
- Talk to Laurentius to get a glove.
- Level up att to 12, rest into int. Attune spells.
- Kick down Lautrec, don't equip the ring yet.
- Pick up ASS, the shield and remedy on the way down to Quelaag.
- PW, freeaim GANGSTA SHIT YO
- Ring the bell, bone out.
- Buy great heavy soul arrow from Griggs

- Dupe Quelaag soul on the lift.
- Pick up firekeeper soul from Parish, use to get to 10 humanity when needed.
- Level 33 int.
- Free Logan, talk to Siegmeyer, pick up lightning spear and the gold serpent ring.
- Turn the boulder machine towards the forest.
- Pick up the large shards on the roof, buy 13 from the merchant (52k souls so dupe if needed).
- Kill Golem with PW + Great heavy soularrow
- Level up all into int.

- Go through rafters, hit the chandelier down.
- Get the AL bonfire.
- Pick up havel stuff and occult club.
- Save Siegmeyer from the knights.
- Invade Lautrec, kick his sorry butt.
- Fight O&S, kill Ornstein first.
- Kill gwynevere

- Don't place lordvessel
- Warp to Firelink, get emit force from Siegmeyer, buy Soul spear and soulmass, finish dialogue with Logan
- Warp to Parish, buy crest from Andre.
- Do forest bosses + hydra with soul spear and mass.
- Buy all the spells from Dusk.
- Warp to Firelink, beat up 4 kings and join Darkwraith. Keep forest bonfire.
- Go join forest covenant, talk to Shiva, farm stone greatshield.

- Head to Asylum, grab the key from the roof in Firelink.
- Kill Oscar, kill BKs for chunks, grab the ring, kill Stray, grab the slab.
- Grab the doll, bone out.

- Warp to Anor Londo, pick up crystal halberd, kill the golem in Duke's.
- Get killed by Seathe, go to prison
- Get the miracles by the picasas then leave
- Take the Duke's bonfire
- Warp to Parish, head down, kill BKH guy on way, grab GCS, go to DLC portal for crown of dusk, bone
- Kill the lizards, pick up the blue slab in Crystal caves, cut off tail and kill Seathe.

- Back in Duke's, buy all the spells from Logan and talk to him to confirm he is crazy
- Quit out twice to make logan chest appear (for Logan's catalyst)
- FARM channelers until you get lucky, and grab Strong magic shield
- Go up to mad Logan at some point and kill that mofo for the TCC, take the large magic ember too.

- Warp to Firelink, buy aural decoy and fall control from griggs, then murder his ass for hush.
- Upgrade glove to +10, buy Iron flesh and Flash sweat.
- Head to Blighttown, dupe souls as possible.
- Buy Shotel, Stone greatsword and uchi from Shiva.
- Take the blighttown bonfire, head down to ash lake.
- Pick up cloranthy ring, kill lizards if possible.
- Grab great magic barrier, discover dragon covenant, cut tail, bone back.
- Buy all of Quelana's shit, kill her and grab fire tempest.
- Get egghead infection, grab DoC bonfire, warp back to Firelink.

- Head to Catacombs, go kill Pinwheel.
- Take the bonfire, make a deal with Patches so he goes to Firelink.
- Get the white chunk, save Rhea, get effigy shield. TURN HUMAN.
- LEEEEEROOOY. Also remember to pick up his items.
- Pick up the white slab and the chunk.
- Beat Nito's shit in.
- Warp back to Firelink, buy eye of death, mask of the child and crescent axe from patches.
- Bone back, go to Rhea, dupe souls on lift, buy all her shit, discover covenant.

- Warp to DoC, join covenant, donate humanity.
- Put on ring of fap if you haven't yet, Ceaseless skip.
- Kill Firesage for the drop.
- Snipe a few sunlight bugs and hope for a drop.
- Grab red slab and chunk, kill daughter of chaos, get chaos fire whip.
- Bomb shit out of BoC.

- Warp to Parish, buy a pike, 2 shields, battleaxe, caestus, warpick, any sword and one whatever item.
- 135 titanite shards, upgrade all but the extra item to +6, that one to +5 for fire upgrades later.
* you need ~115k souls for the titanite + whatever for the weapons and upgrades.
- Warp to Chamber of the princess.
- Farm silver knight weapons + shield, pick up the sunlight medals while doing so.
- Head to Gywndolin, beat his shit in, pick up sunlight blade.
- Grab great magic weapon and black iron set before entering Painted World.

- Do the skip to the courtyard, open the door, enter the well.
- Go pick up the annex key, get the pyromancy from the sewers, bone back.
- Pick up the pyromancy from the yard, head up to annex.
- Grab Velka's rapier, vow of silence, kill birdies til 8 ears.
- On way to pris, get bloodshield.
- Cut fluffy tail, finish her.

- KILN TIME BITCHES GET EXCITED FOR FARMING
- Farm BK weapons as needed, get hype for all the chunks too, red and normal most important
- Get 8 blue chunks and go do enchanted  to +5 and magic +6 thing before Gwyn.
* you also need 8 red chunks now for chaos +5 later
- Parry Gwyn, victory achieved, yay, NG+ time.

- Clear up to O&S, kill possible lizards when encountered for chunks.
- Buy Karmic justice after Gargs.
- Pick up the sunlight medals.
- KILL SMOUGH FIRST. DO NOT KILL GWYNEVERE.
- DO NOT DARE KILL GWYNEWERE OR EVERYTHING WILL BE FUCKED. Well not really but don't kill her.
- Discover princess covenant.

- Place Lordvessel, BoC first, pick up embers on the way.
- Kill sunlight maggots if still needed.
- Get the red chunk and slab again, beat BoC.

- Go to Asylum, beat stray, get slab, kill a knight for chunk.
- Head to catacombs.
- Pick up the eyes of death, go get gwyndolin ring and TWOP, head to Vamos.
- Upgrade to Fire +10, downgrade, chaos +0.
- Go to ToTG, get the bonfire.
- Grab the chunks and the large divine ember.
- Head towards Nito, kill lizard, grab chunk and slab.
- Beat Nito.

- Warp to Anor Londo, join Darkmoon, get +1, kill Gwyndolin.
- Back to Anor Londo, head to Seath.
- Kill the lizards again, grab the blue slab, kill Seath.

- Head to Sif/Butterfly, wreck their shits
- Go get the ember from New Londo, 4 kings and back Andre.
- +5 occult club, downgrade to divine +5, upgrade to +6.
- +5 lightning spear, downgrade to +10, get it to +11.

- Getting close to done, head to Kiln
* at this point you need to have 13 titanite, 6 blue, 6 white and 7 red chunks, if needed farm knights.
- Kill Gwyn.

- NG+2 time. Join Gravelord, get +1.
- Quelaag, bone back.
- Stray demon for the slab
- Level up faith to 25 if you haven't yet.
- Join sunlight covenant and get it to +1, get sunlight spear.
- Send the lift down.
- Gargoyles, bone back.
- Take Parish fire, Sif, bone back.
- Go to Anor Londo, pick up the dragonslayer bow, buy giant's halberd, finish upgrades of Magic, Chaos, Normal,
  Crystal, Raw and Divine, upgrade boss soul weapons and you should be finished unless you forgot something. If
  you did then good fucking luck figuring out what the fuck it is. Don't craft 2 of the same weapon by accident.