Bucket- Bloody Butterscotch

"Of course not," said Mr. Bucket. "I would never ask children to hurt themselves. I thought I made it clear with my example that you all were meant to have been stabbing me for ink, but you were all having so much fun with it I didn't want to interrupt."

"It buys you more time, but not enough," said Lim. "Even if you chipped in yourself, with all the possible combinations all three of you would pass out long before you guessed it."

"Oh," said Mr. Bucket. "Certainly not. As soon as I start to feel dizzy, I'll take one of my Wonka Bloody Butterscotches, which I always keep on my person for safety reasons. One nibble provides up to three times as much hematic goodness as a single transfusion! Coming soon in delicious type O nega-"

"Stop," said Lim. "Stop."

- Chapter 9: The Contract