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- I had a movie dream where I was friends with a zombie who sacrificed his short reanimated life to save me from gunshots
- Fred Savage is the leader of a band of kids in 1980s Riverside Drive in Manhattan. His love interest is a young Dana Plato who's uncle owns a pizza parlor that's in danger of closing. One night while in riverside park, he sees an abandoned toy gun, and picks it up. While playing with it, he fires it and discovers that the toy gun is actually a plasma pistol.
- The kind you'd see in Fallout. The pistol's disguised as a bright orange plastic toy gun. Immediately after firing it, some men in black yell at him and run after him. He runs out of the park with them trying to catch him. He loses them when he gets to broadway. Enter James Woods. A police detective who's trigger happy nature and habit of jumping the gun has had him demoted to a beat cop. He's been teamed up with a partner played by the female lead from Running Man the hispanic lady. She's a no nonsense by the book cop to complement his hotheadedness. So James Woods has an old 1940s cop car that he repainted red with flame decals and Fred runs into him. Fred attempts to have James come with him and blurts out that he has an alien plasma gun. James sees the opportunity and says "Gimme the gun kid, I gotta turn this in" so he can be respected in the force. Fred says "If you help me deal with these weird men in black, I'll give you the gun and whatever testimony you need." And so their partnership begins. The rest of my dream was 80s style montages and kooky hijinks outsmarting the growing number of men in black with rudimentary 2x4 weapons and traps, with James Woods and his partner falling in love. And Fred somehow using the Plasma pistol to save the pizzeria, because of course. The gang of latchkey kids he leads are multiracial yet somehow still stereotyped, because of course. And Fred gets the girl in the end and Dana never dies of a drug overdose and her career never crashes and burns. Seriously, the one asian kid new karate. The black kid was the best friend and second in command who somehow knew how to play bass, the hispanic kid was a streetwise orphan or something, it was all so uncomfortable to watch. Also, Dana still did Night Trap because she felt like it. The end for my dream. Oh and the men in black turned out to be aliens trying to get the plasma pistol, which was a prototype, to take over the world
- Now the end.
- So It started off the same way the original Child's Play started. Serial killer transfers his soul into a doll and finds his way into a kids home Only he starts to like the kid and decides to protect him he still kills and terrorizes people but it's all for the sake of the kid so he can have the life he never had
- but there's a problem.
- This one is a quicky. I was shitposting on 4chan which was using this new format of layout that would make it it look like water was constantly pouring down the dream and then I started my usual shenanigans calling polyle shit and stuff
- *down the screen I mean And then there is a hammering knock on my door and in busts polyle who looks like a 6 foot 4 angry white guy with the beard bursts in. "I'm tired of you talking shit all the time" he said and we get into a fistfight. I take refuge in an amusement park out in the middle of an ocean. The entire dream consists of me going on various rides to escape poyle's wrath who climbs up on the roller coaster and is chasing me while I am in the middle of a ride. The ending is me getting on a plane that is taking me to a island where I rest on the beach a cool drink in my hand and I watch the waves roll
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