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Tokens dropped onto map 'Brink City it is quite RP heavy you see'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brink City it is quite RP heavy you see'
b87 Master Race: 	m
tirkaroKujo: 	no
agidius has connected.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brink City it is quite RP heavy you see'
Scout: (( you did get yesterday's log, yes? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Aha, about tha
tirkaroKujo: 	t
tirkaroKujo: 	abooooooout that
Scout: (( don't worry man, I got this covered ))
tirkaroKujo: 	aboutiest of aboutness of aboutsolution
tirkaroKujo: 	You better son
Merritt: (( Scout's a ? ))
	Merritt: 	*SO I GUESS WE WAKE DAH FUCK UP?*
tirkaroKujo: 	Burp
Scout: (( http://pastebin.com/e0eP16EP ))
Scout: (( some weird stuff happened with indents ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway, you went to sleep, didn't you, you sorry sons of guns? I'm sure you enjoyed all that glorious inactivity in the city that never wakes the fuck up.
Scout: (( dunno what that's all about ))
	Merritt: 	*are we healed at all*
tirkaroKujo: 	You get yourself ready, oh lawd I hope you got yourself ready, and make your way again for another morning on the town.
tirkaroKujo: 	Except said morning looks entirely like night
tirkaroKujo: 	And you heal « 2d10 = 7 » damage, because i hate you
Merritt: (( CLEARLY WE JUST STROLL OTU NAKED, YES ))
	Scout: 	*well that's alright, because I was already at full health*
Merritt: (( Iwasn't (SAD) ))
	Merritt: 	*Shit, I cast Extended Overland Flight at like, 5 PM yesterday, it's still fuckin active until 2*
Scout: (( well you enjoy that then (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	The square is the same as it always was. Dark as can be, and with flashy districts littering the place like flies.
	Scout: 	The hell is up with this place, anyhow? Someone bust the light switch?
tirkaroKujo: 	and shit now brb
	Merritt: 	I don't know from nothin...but I DO know we should probably get some breakfast before the shoot.
	Scout: 	*continental breakfast, already got it at the hotel*
	Scout: 	*we good*
	Scout: 	What, you mean you didn't grab a waffle or anything at the hotel?
tirkaroKujo: 	and bak
	Merritt: 	Nope, had stuff to do. But fine, what're we gonna do sides that
	Merritt: 	?
tirkaroKujo: 	Breakfast is in fact 20 gp DLC
tirkaroKujo: 	So pony that shit up (D)
	Scout: 	*NO (D)*
Scout: (( fine (crs) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	good
	Scout: 	*guess those were some DAMN EXPENSIVE FREE WAFFLES*
	Scout: 	What time was Vivs' appointment again, 3?
tirkaroKujo: 	There was nothing about Free Waffles anywhere (D)
	Vivian: 	Uh...noon...
Scout: (( have you not BEEN to a hotel recently? They always have free waffles (D) ))
	Scout: 	...yeah, I must've spaced out or somethin'. *looks around neon city for any clock anywhere*
tirkaroKujo: 	It's about 9 AM
Vivian: (( http://www.synchtube.com/r/tirkaro ))
tirkaroKujo: 	yuu monstah
Scout: (( *eats saltines* ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Certainly it is a wonderful day to do a variety of petty bullshit.
Scout: (( . . . ))
Scout: (( tirk ))
tirkaroKujo: 	what
Scout: (( you have no idea how long I have been trying to figure out that little song you just put on ))
	Merritt: 	Eithah a' you guys remember where tin pan alley is in dis place?
Scout: (( trying to find where it came from xD ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I assume you saw it in some TF2 video
Scout: (( Some LPer used it as their intro theme but yea ))
Merritt: (( >intro theme ))
Merritt: (( why ))
Scout: (( dunno ))
	Scout: 	Tin pan alley? Man, you gotta cool down the slang a bit. Lookin' for beggars you mean?
	Vivian: 	Oooh, dat might be a neat way to pass dah time...but I don't remembah it...
	Merritt: 	Slang? Hell are yah talkin about?
	Merritt: 	Well...lessee if I can remember dah way.....
* b87 Master Race rolls to you: « 1d20+6 = 3 + 6 = 9 » => Invalid expression: « 1d20+6 = 3 + 6 = 9 ».
Merritt: (( Dammit, which one is it that's secret ))
Merritt: (( is it just rollsecret ))
Scout: (( rollgm ))
Merritt: (( nope ))
Merritt: (( That tells you too ))
* agidius rolls to you: « 1d20 = 2 » => Invalid expression: « 1d20 = 2 ».
Merritt: (( It's rsec ))
Merritt: (( Apparently ))
You whisper to b87 Master Race: Master Race Goddamn why is your name so uncomfortable to type
Merritt: (( Too bad I can't reroll that ))
b87 Master Race is disconnected.
Thrice has connected.
Thrice: (( There Tirk ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Now that's better
Thrice: (( Now just give me ownership ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
Thrice: 	Though really you can just type /rep
Thrice: 	once you're actually in a conversation
Thrice: 	Without their name or anythin
tirkaroKujo: 	So are you gonna roll for real yet
* Thrice rolls secretly to you: « 1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15 » => Invalid expression: « 1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15 ».
Thrice: 	That'll do it
Thrice: 	tirkaroKujo: So are you gonna roll for real yet You roll secretly to the GMs. Thrice: That'll do it
Thrice: (( So yeah, don't know the result ))
Scout: (( nat 1 ))
You whisper to Thrice: So yeah
Merritt: (( prolley ))
You whisper to Thrice: fuck is a tin pan alley now
Merritt whispers: Music industry
Scout: (( I need to learn to whistle better (hmm) ))
You whisper to Thrice: pretty sure there was no music place around here that I mentioned (lolwut)
You whisper to Thrice: unless you just either mean the Theatre or the Video store
tirkaroKujo: 	Shit is there even any reason to whisper this
tirkaroKujo: 	There probably is not
Scout: (( chat system could really use an overhaul ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Don't worry, you only missed me wondering what the holy dicks a Tin Pan Alley is
tirkaroKujo: 	And PC refusing to answer
Merritt whispers: well, I unno, I just assumed that there was some sorta music place SOMEWHERE around here
Scout: (( I assume it is the same thing as a red light district ))
Merritt whispers: like a broadway deal
You whisper to Thrice: when you say remember, I would assume it would be a place I mentioned, but whatevs yo
You whisper to Thrice: closest thing is in fact a normal-ass record store.
Merritt whispers: As in, he's been here before W(ARY)
Scout: (( guess I should probably cook up some more chicken ))
	Scout: 	*takes power cord this time*
You whisper to Thrice: perhaps
You whisper to Thrice: Though I would suppose there would be some sort of broadway type district around
You whisper to Thrice: fuck it I'll just roll this shit
Merritt whispers: m
You whisper to Thrice: there is in fact a singular off-broadway house, though god knows why you would want to go there now. The drivel shown there is about on-par with the local movie theatre.
Scout: (( an adorable family moment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSlFOaFQJpU ))
You whisper to Thrice: Looking around at posters however, there doesn't appear to be any real shows playing. Rather, just a concert by some hero named Jon Funk.
Scout: (( did y'all just forget to turn off your secret talk ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Indeed we did
Scout: (( you dickmunches ))
tirkaroKujo: 	May as well give you a rundown
tirkaroKujo: 	You whisper to Thrice: there is in fact a singular off-broadway house, though god knows why you would want to go there now. The drivel shown there is about on-par with the local movie theatre.
tirkaroKujo: 	You whisper to Thrice: Looking around at posters however, there doesn't appear to be any real shows playing. Rather, just a concert by some hero named Jon Funk.
	Merritt: 	Well...damn...don't think there really IS anythin like that here...just some run-down concert house...
	Scout: 	Well crap, city this big, there's gotta be a way to eat up three hours.
Merritt: (( I got no clue ))
tirkaroKujo: 	That's where my patented shove-random-crap-into-your-face technique comes into action then
tirkaroKujo: 	« 1d100 = 70 »
Scout: (( moar seekrit searchin or what ))
tirkaroKujo: 	While wanding around aimlessly with your hands in your pockets and vaguest attempt to whistle, you come across a man holding a sheet of papers. He doesn't seem to be all that well.
Scout: (( Sick? Preoccupied? ))
	Mark: 	Ugch, did you hear? There's been a string of some really bizarre deaths as of late. I'm still trying to get in contact with the police about this, but they don't feel like doin' jack. It seems only Heroes are willing to accomplish anything anymore.
	Mark: 	Haven't you noticed the utter lack of motivation among the police force? Ever since heroism became mainstream, the fuzz has entirely relied on them to do thier jobs for them.
Merritt: (( who is he talking to ))
Merritt: (( Us, a phone ))
Merritt: (( some flapjack next to him ))
Scout: (( his pet strawberry? ))
	Mark: 	Maybe one of these days I should get in contact with the police station yet again.
Mark: (( anything you want baby ))
Mark: (( anything you want ))
Scout: (( so yeah, he's babbling to some clown in the sewer ))
Scout: (( aaaaaand chicken cookin' time. brb. ))
	Merritt: 	(Strange deaths..wondah if he means those goons from yesterday...?)
tirkaroKujo: 	The man walks away from talking to his pet strawberry phone flapjack in the sewer and you're left to wander around yet again.
tirkaroKujo: 	It took roughly 1 hour to accomplish that feat, meaning it's 10 AM
tirkaroKujo: 	« 1d100 = 26 »
Merritt: (( obv ))
Merritt: (( or not, alright ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Whilst walking around yet again, you're suddenly stopped by a man on the street looking at you with forboding eyes within his shiny glasses. He proceeds to ask you.....
Merritt: (( "Do you prefer boxers, or briefs" ))
	Jackson: 	Ooh, well howdy there. Are you thinking about the planet each and every day? I can only hope so.
	Jackson: 	See, our planet is unhappy. I could imagine. Only he can see the mass amount of sin the collective has cultivated.
	Jackson: 	I remember when the Planet was happy though. Long ago, when people properly respected eachother, heroes were heroic, and villain rates were as low as could be.
	Jackson: 	Hey, don't you pass by me. You aren't even paying attention, are you?
	Merritt: 	I'm sorry, it's just...well, I'm about as unhappy with the planet as it is with me, y'see?
	Jackson: 	I could see that. That's an unhappy state of existance, no?
	Jackson: 	See, I'm far more merciful than anyone else in the church. Just come with me, and I'll repel your sins away like that. Maybe, just maybe then, will the planet forgive you.
	Merritt: 	So long as it don't bothah me, I'm perfectly happy. And sorry, but I don't think that's gonna happen.
	Merritt: 	I mean, I don't know, but your religion don't exactly look kindly on my sweetheart, does it? I can't very wellbe involved with it.
Merritt: (( and Skaut is dead ))
Merritt: (( because agi died due to chicken overhaul ))
	Jackson: 	Oh, well what a shame. Elizabethamarie gave you one last chance in the form of me. Looks like you just aren't set out to be forgiven.
	Jackson: 	Shame that had to happen. *Snaps fingers*
	Vivian: 	What was dat fah...?
tirkaroKujo: 	With a snap, what few surrounding people have stopped dead in thier tracks.
	Merritt: 	Aw, great....more of these goons....
tirkaroKujo: 	They begin to shake and clutch thier heads, turning them into mindless, bright-red zombies.
tirkaroKujo: 	Under his control, the zombies begin to make an advance towards you as the man slips away.
Merritt: (( *waits for Agi* ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Need to load the battle anyway
Scout: (( that enough ti- oh wait, watermelon, should grab that ))
Scout: (( omnomnom ))
	Scout: 	Aw crap, this one of those religious nuts we heard about?
	Scout: 	'ey, what's he doin' to those peopl-
	Scout: 	Of course. It's always RED, ain't it?
Thrice is disconnected.
tirkaroKujo: 	You bastard
agidius is disconnected.
Thrice has connected.
Thrice: 	m
agidius has connected.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Back Alley'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Back Alley'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Back Alley'
Thrice: 	PINCER ATTACK (FEDUP)
Thrice: 	WITH SCOUT AS A ?
Thrice: 	DAY COULDN'T GET WORSE
	Merritt: 	Dammit! Where'd that guy go?!
	Scout: 	Dunno, pal, we've got bigger issues at hand!
	Zombie: 	Oh my it appears we have turned into zombies.
	Zombie 3: 	Aw hell, that's the 3rd time this week!
	Zombie 2: 	Well crap, what do we do now.
	Zombie Girl: 	I know! Eat thier brains!
	Merritt: 	...horsefeathers, that complicates things...
	Zombie 1: 	Good idea!
	Scout: 	*draws both bats* Looks like the chumps are itchin' for a beating.
	Merritt: 	Don't kill em! Damn...hell do I do here....
Scout: (( and yes, I entirely assume they do not count as light weapon- well, at least that the SECOND one wouldn't, the boring ol' wooden one ))
Merritt: (( katanas are not light wepoans either, I'm prettydamned sure ))
Merritt: (( But no, if it's statted as a club it's not a light weapon ))
Scout: (( I lowered the Katana's power ))
Merritt: (( this is why you dual wield Wakizashis ))
Scout: (( so that its stats are actually more like a shortsword ))
Scout: (( usually 1d8, now 1d6 ))
Zombie Girl: (( here is where I realized for some reason, demons get absolute gdlk init ))
Zombie Girl: (( how strange ))
Merritt: (( nigga this is why you talk to the GM bout this shit ))
Merritt: (( heda just told you to use a wakizashi ))
Zombie Girl: (( fuck do you want now ))
Scout: (( I didn't realize the heaviness of my weapon would come into play (D) ))
Merritt: (( or maybe more accurately, tonfa ))
Merritt: (( if you even can use those ))
Scout: (( ... ))
Scout: (( it is in fact statted as a Wakizashi ))
Scout: (( since I lowered the power ))
	Zombie Girl: 	« 1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18 » What are we waiting for!? Let's feast!
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+8 = 11 + 8 = 19 »
	Zombie: 	« 1d20+10 = 20 + 10 = 30 » I recall the last time I feasted. It was awful.
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10 »
Vivian: (( YEAH WELL FUCK YOU ))
	Scout: 	« 1d20+7 = 18 + 7 = 25 » They don't seem to have much trouble with fightin', pal.
	Zombie 3: 	« 1d20+10 = 10 + 10 = 20 » Yo yo yo
Vivian: (( FUCK YOU EVEN HARDER ))
	Zombie 1: 	« 1d20+4 = 3 + 4 = 7 » But what if I don't feel like it
Scout: (( so yeah, I now have a Wakizashi and a goddamned club ))
	Zombie 2: 	« 1d20+7 = 16 + 7 = 23 » I have a tendancy to moan.
tirkaroKujo: 	Zombie0, Scout, Zombie2, Zombie3, Merrit, Vivian, Zombie 1
Vivian: (( I entirely assume the reason some of my keys are stciking is because I got them mixed up ))
Vivian: (( as in, the CTRL keys ))
Scout: (( the hell DO I stat this second bat as, then ))
Vivian: (( hell if I know ))
Scout: (( pretty much ))
Vivian: (( wakizashis cost 35 fucking gp ))
	Merritt: 	*so these things gonna give use more and more negativel evels or what*
Scout: (( a Hanbo I guess ))
Scout: (( that pretty much fits the description ))
Merritt: (( a what ))
	Zombie: 	« 1d20+15 = 7 + 15 = 22 » *Mooooans*@Scout
Merritt: (( Right, SRD ))
Merritt: (( whateva ))
Merritt: (( Dan bong might make more sense, but also may be too short ))
Merritt: (( whatevah, carry one ))
Merritt: (( on* ))
Scout: (( ...crap, what is the second hit of Two Weapon Fighting supposed to be ))
Scout: (( full BAB? ))
Merritt: (( yes ))
	Scout: 	http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/combat-feats/two-weapon-fighting-combat---final
Merritt: (( well, BAB-4 technically ))
Merritt: (( but ALL your attacks take that ))
Scout: (( -2 you mean ))
Scout: (( as it is a Wakizashi and a Hanbo ))
Merritt: (( how the fuck is a five foot long piece of wood a light weapon ))
Scout: (( >five foot ))
Scout: (( have you never PLAYED baseball? ))
Merritt: (( nigga baseball and futball are the only sports I've every played ))
Scout: (( The hanbo is a staff less than a yard long, often carved to look like a walking stick. ))
Merritt: (( http://www.sakuramartialarts.com/v/vspfiles/images/SakuraJodo01.jpg ))
Merritt: (( no, no it ain't ))
Merritt: (( But whatevah, guess if PAizo says that, it is ))
Scout: (( according to Paizo it is ))
Merritt: (( so carry on ))
	Scout: 	Yeah, nice try, bucko! « 1d20 + 12 = 15 + 12 = 27 »« 1d20+12 = 10 + 12 = 22 »« 1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17 »
Merritt: (( well at least THAT hanbo isn't, apparently some are ))
tirkaroKujo: 	First two hit
	Scout: 	*swingswingswoosh* « 1d6+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 » « 1d6+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 »
	Scout: 	+1 bleed
Merritt: (( Wait, hell did you get +7? ))
Merritt: (( oh right ))
Merritt: (( weapon finesse ))
Scout: (( indeed ))
Merritt: (( Actually, no ))
Merritt: (( « 3+7-2 = 3 + 7 - 2 = 8 » ))
Merritt: (( You forgot your BAB went up ))
Scout: (( hell was tha- right ))
Scout: (( I thought it went up to +7/+2 though ))
Scout: (( unless it already was ))
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+13+9 = 15 + 13 + 9 = 37 »
Scout: (( which it probably was ))
Vivian: (( it was already that ))
Scout: (( mips, carry on ))
	Vivian: 	« 4d6+13+1d6 = 14 + 13 + 6 = 33 »
	Zombie 2: 	« 1d20+16 = 1 + 16 = 17 »« 1d20+16 = 2 + 16 = 18 » *Bites and claws at Merrit while taking vivs attack full force*
	Merritt: 	*nada*
	Merritt: 	*because dose rolls*
Scout: (( good effort though ))
Scout: (( also, only one attack from vivan? O_o ))
	Zombie 3: 	« 1d20+16 = 11 + 16 = 27 » *Throws Dagger at Vivian*
	Zombie 3: 	« 1d4+5 = 1 + 5 = 6 »
Vivian: (( doesn't that provoke an AoO ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure it does
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+13+9 = 5 + 13 + 9 = 27 »
	Vivian: 	*that hit*
tirkaroKujo: 	sure
	Vivian: 	[4d6+13+1d6
	Scout: 	]
	Vivian: 	« 4d6+13+1d6 = 8 + 13 + 4 = 25 »
Vivian: (( fuckin keys ))
	Vivian: 	Wah! What're yah tryin to do with dat thing?
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+11+7 = 9 + 11 + 7 = 27 » Concentration check to cast Defensively
	Merritt: 	*Dispel Magic on Zombie 2*
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+11 = 18 + 11 = 29 » See if this works....
Scout: (( mfw one off ))
Merritt: (( I basically have tobypass thespells caster level ))
Merritt: (( So unless whatever cast that spell was level 30 ))
Merritt: (( we're good ))
Scout: (( naw ))
Scout: (( but yes, he will now instantly be eaten by the rest of the zombies ))
Scout: (( good on you ))
Merritt: (( he ain't evil ))
Merritt: (( don't see why he would be ))
Merritt: (( the shit? ))
Merritt: (( he just explodes ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Why can't I find any good token
Merritt: (( aw lawd ))
	Ryan: 	Phew. Glad I got outta that one.
Merritt: (( freddie mercury ))
	Ryan: 	Now if you excuse me, I'm late for my soaps.
	Merritt: 	...uh...huh...well, hurry up an take apowdah!
	Vivian: 	Guess it's up tah me...
	Vivian: 	*nonlethal* « 1d20+13+9-4 = 3 + 13 + 9 - 4 = 21 » « 1d20+13+9-4 = 1 + 13 + 9 - 4 = 19 » « 1d20+13+9-4 = 20 + 13 + 9 - 4 = 38 » « 1d20+13+9-4 = 1 + 13 + 9 - 4 = 19 »
	Vivian: 	*look at dose rolls*
tirkaroKujo: 	Only dat 20 hits
Vivian: (( that'd be the bite ))
	Vivian: 	« 2d6+19+1d6+2d6+19+1d6 = 7 + 19 + 2 + 9 + 19 + 5 = 61 »
	Zombie 3: 	OH LAWDY THAT SMARTS
	Merritt: 	Attagurl!
Merritt: (( oh god, shaun ))
Merritt: (( or shawn, or whatever his name is ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Sean (D)
Merritt: (( hippo ))
Merritt: (( Zombie0, Scout, Merrit, Vivian, Zombie 1 ))
Merritt: (( I just realized ))
Merritt: (( you never rolled for the Zombie Girl ))
Scout: (( she's just watching ))
Zombie 1: (( pretty sure I did ))
	Scout: 	Zombie0, Scout, Zombie2, Zombie3, Merrit, Vivian, Zombie 1
Scout: (( naw ))
Merritt: (( well yah didn't include her ))
Merritt: (( in the init ))
tirkaroKujo: 	She indeed comes right after Merrit
tirkaroKujo: 	So its Zombie0, Scout, Merrit, Zombie Girl, Vivian, Zombie 1
	Scout: 	'ey Vivs, got a bogey makin' a move!
	Vivian: 	*I didn't activate Lunge*
	Vivian: 	*too bad 4 u*
	Vivian: 	Well wipe ya nose!
	Merritt: 	Dis ain't dah time, Blue!
	Zombie Girl: 	« 1d20+13 = 19 + 13 = 32 » *Flails the Scout* Dance! Dance for me!
	Scout: 	*does so* Fine, gotta keep you pretty for that shoot I guess.
	Zombie Girl: 	« 2d6+9 = 6 + 9 = 15 » Sadly no crits
	Scout: 	CHRIST she's got reac- yowch!
	Merritt: 	*ZOMBIE'S GOT A GUN, I ASSUME*
	Zombie 1: 	« 1d20+7 = 13 + 7 = 20 » *Fires gun at Merrit in a zombie-like manner*
	Merritt: 	*YEAH, WELL, DAT'S A HIT*
	Zombie 1: 	« 2d8 = 7 »
	Merritt: 	Guh! Ow....
	Zombie: 	« 1d20+15 = 18 + 15 = 33 » *Slams Scout*
	Scout: 	Freakin-
	Zombie: 	« 1d8+10 = 7 + 10 = 17 » One must now fort save
	Scout: 	« 1d20+5 = 8 + 5 = 13 » pfff like I have one
Zombie: (( yeah you failin that ))
Zombie: (( You now take « 1d3 = 3 » Dex, « 1d3 = 2 » Con, and « 1d3 = 3 » Cha damage ))
Scout: (( of course ))
Merritt: (( jesus ))
Merritt: (( And 2 con damage indeed ))
Merritt: (( enjoy your lack of HP ))
Scout: (( so I just lose 11 HP ))
Merritt: (( mfw I only have two scrolls of lesser restoration ))
Scout: (( forever and ever ))
Merritt: (( You gonnah ave to keep one of those. ))
Merritt: (( unless they wear off on their own ))
	Scout: 	Ouch! What the... what the... whoa..
tirkaroKujo: 	It actually counts as 1 disease
tirkaroKujo: 	and it does wear off
tirkaroKujo: 	Eventually
	Scout: 	« 1d20+12 = 14 + 12 = 26 »« 1d20+12 = 15 + 12 = 27 »« 1d20+12 = 17 + 12 = 29 »« 1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12 » What the CRAP WAS THAT, PAL?!
Merritt: (( uh, nop ))
	Scout: 	*ki point obv*
Merritt: (( Dex damage ))
Scout: (( yeah ))
Scout: (( that was with it factored it ))
Scout: (( *in ))
Merritt: (( Ah, ki point ))
Merritt: (( NotTWF ))
Merritt: (( er no, TWF. ))
Scout: (( both, actually ))
Scout: (( I just forgot about BAB last time ))
Merritt: (( « 14+8+6-2 = 14 + 8 + 6 - 2 = 26 » ))
Merritt: (( huh, guess so ))
Merritt: (( I assume no hits ))
tirkaroKujo: 	First three hit
	Scout: 	« 1d6+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 »« 1d6+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 »« 1d6+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 » +2 bleed then
	Merritt: 	*GUESS I BETTER DISPEL MAGIC AGAIN*
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+11 = 16 + 11 = 27 » @Zombie1
	Merritt: 	DIspell! Work dis time, too?
Merritt: (( -l ))
	Rig: 	This shit again? Really?
Scout: (( not ))
	Zombie Girl: 	Gahaha! You're all mine now!
	Scout: 	Still got two over here, Vivs! The dude's got... some sort... some sort of something to him.
	Merritt: 	MAn, dat is handy....
	Zombie Girl: 	« 1d20+13 = 12 + 13 = 25 »« 1d20+13 = 3 + 13 = 16 »« 1d20+8 = 5 + 8 = 13 » *Continuously flails at Scout* You should have ran when you had the chance!
	Scout: 	*AC is 25, don't remember if they have to meet or beat it*
Zombie Girl: (( First does indeed hit ))
	Vivian: 	Which one're ya bumpin ya gums about?
	Zombie Girl: 	« 2d6+9 = 7 + 9 = 16 »
	Scout: 	Nngh!
	Scout: 	Guy in the door's been softened up, should bleed out on his own. Chick's got some nasty claws on her.
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+13+9-4 = 3 + 13 + 9 - 4 = 21 » « 1d20+13+9-4 = 8 + 13 + 9 - 4 = 26 » « 1d20+13+9-4 = 12 + 13 + 9 - 4 = 30 » « 1d20+13+9-4 = 20 + 13 + 9 - 4 = 38 »
Vivian: (( that was a flail ))
Vivian: (( hippo ))
Scout: (( aaand crit ))
	Vivian: 	*any of those hit Zombie 0
	Vivian: 	*
Vivian: (( woo crit was on the Slam ))
Vivian: (( I assume Tirk is checking if you can file dice down on maptool or somethin ))
tirkaroKujo: 	all of em hit
	Vivian: 	« 2d6+13+1d6 = 11 + 13 + 1 = 25 » « 2d6+13+1d6 = 7 + 13 + 6 = 26 » « 2d6+19+1d6 = 6 + 19 + 2 = 27 » « 4d6+13+1d6+4d6+13+1d6 = 15 + 13 + 3 + 15 + 13 + 3 = 62 »
Scout: (( aren't you supposed to confirm crits (D) ))
Vivian: (( ...rigth ))
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+13+9 = 16 + 13 + 9 = 38 »
	Vivian: 	« 38-4 = 38 - 4 = 34 »
Vivian: (( so yes, I crit ))
Scout: (( well there you have it folks ))
Vivian: (( so what is that, like 140 ))
	Rack: 	How misfortunate of me
Vivian: (( man I hate these keys ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Skauts turn
	Scout: 	Uhh... don't mind me, I'm gonna back up a bit here? « 1d20 + 18 = 12 + 18 = 30 » *acro to avoid AoO if applicable*
tirkaroKujo: 	Just barely made it
	Scout: 	« 1d20 + 14 = 20 + 14 = 34 » Here's a souvenier for ya, girlie! @ not vivian
	Scout: 	« 1d20 + 14 = 5 + 14 = 19 »
	Scout: 	*I assume not*
tirkaroKujo: 	Nah
	Scout: 	(sad) « 1d6+1 = 5 + 1 = 6 »
	Merritt: 	Don't feel like tryin that again....
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+8+2 = 17 + 8 + 2 = 27 »
Merritt: (( that hit? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Fuck are you using now
Scout: (( crossbow? ))
Merritt: (( bow ))
Merritt: (( crossbow, yes ))
tirkaroKujo: 	yeah it hits
Merritt: (( Right, two attacks ))
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+3+2 = 14 + 3 + 2 = 19 »
tirkaroKujo: 	eh don't hit pal
	Merritt: 	« 1d8 = 6 »
	Zombie Girl: 	Kukuku. What is this, some kind of game?
Merritt: (( if you see me typing at radnom moments ))
Merritt: (( it is me taking my keys off ))
Merritt: (( to clean them out even more ))
Scout: (( so right like that prolly ))
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+13+9-4 = 14 + 13 + 9 - 4 = 32 »
Zombie Girl: (( hits ))
Scout: (( FFS ))
	Vivian: 	« 4d6+13+9 = 16 + 13 + 9 = 38 »
Vivian: (( oh rigt ))
Vivian: (( no AoO ))
Vivian: (( because FFS ))
Vivian: (( so ignore that ))
Zombie Girl: (( right ))
	Zombie Girl: 	« 1d20+13 = 13 + 13 = 26 »« 1d20+13 = 2 + 13 = 15 »« 1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15 » Like you'll be able to hit me like that!
	Zombie Girl: 	« 2d6+9 = 9 + 9 = 18 »
	Vivian: 	Awgh! I'll get ya back fah dat!
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+9+13-4 = 1 + 9 + 13 - 4 = 19 »
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+9+13-4 = 11 + 9 + 13 - 4 = 29 » « 1d20+9+13-4 = 17 + 9 + 13 - 4 = 35 » « 1d20+9+13-4 = 13 + 9 + 13 - 4 = 31 »
tirkaroKujo: 	Last three do indeed hit
Scout: (( I'll get you back, evil boss! ))
	Vivian: 	« 2d6+13+1d6 = 9 + 13 + 6 = 28 » « 2d6+19+1d6 = 4 + 19 + 2 = 25 » « 4d6+13+1d6 = 10 + 13 + 4 = 27 »
Vivian: (( obv ))
	Zombie Girl: 	Aw shiiiiiiiiit!
	Amby: 	Hmm, interesting. I'd almost say you saved my life there.
Vivian: (( she is indeed a ? ))
Vivian: (( So there's the Woman In The Yellow Hat ))
Vivian: (( where's Curious Georgia ))
	Vivian: 	Yeah, well, don't tink anythin of it.
	Amby: 	Nice to meet you miss....I never got it really.
	Vivian: 	Uhh, Vivvy, why?
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+2 = 17 + 2 = 19 »
	Merritt: 	*checks around for more zombies*
	Scout: 	« 1d20+13 = 10 + 13 = 23 » (shifty)
	Amby: 	But I feel obliged to introduce myself. I came here to check up on any Nazi happenings. You wouldn't happen to notice any suspicious behavior amongst the Nazis, would you?
Tokens dropped onto map 'Back Alley'
Hughes: (( I did not have Sleight of Hand (FEDUP) ))
Scout: (( or perception, most likely ))
Hughes: (( probably because Wind does not grant it ))
Hughes: (( That asshole ))
	Amby: 	People say they don't do anything, but I know better than that. I'll make them pay for what they did to my sister.
	Merritt: 	Isn't EVERYTHIN the Nazis do suspicious?
Tokens dropped onto map 'Back Alley'
	Hughes: 	« 1d20+12 = 16 + 12 = 28 »
	Hughes: 	AND I HAD ALL THE PERCEPTION
	Scout: 	Comes with the job description, don't it?
	Hughes: 	EVEN THOUGH IT WASN'T A CLASS SKILL (FEDUP)
Tokens dropped onto map 'Back Alley'
	Finne: 	Hell, so did I
	Scout: 	Jeez- what am I doin' talking to you? You tried to slice me in half!
	Merritt: 	Dey were undah some kinda voodoo, Blue.
	Merritt: 	Even I can tell dat.
	Amby: 	Not until recently, no. Of course, that could have to do with mass silencing among the people here.
	Scout: 	I'm PRETTY SURE SHE ENJOYED IT.
	Merritt: 	*and I havel ess Wis than Hendrix*
	Scout: 	*and I have less than that, though amazingly it was not drained*
	Amby: 	That's why I'm gonna bring them down. I'll make them pay all pay for Rider's death.
	Merritt: 	I've heard about dat, random deaths?
	Merritt: 	....what did you just say?
	Scout: 	(Aw, crap.)
	Amby: 	My sister. Do you know her?
Scout: (( time out ))
Scout: (( I'm going to need a drink for thi ))
Scout: (( s ))
Merritt: (( Guess I need to get a drink too ))
Merritt: (( Think we have some Mike's Hard ))
Scout: (( WH4TNOW.4V1 ))
Scout: (( SO THEN ))
Scout: (( Diplomacy or Bluff ))
Scout: (( most likely diplomacy ))
Amby: (( did my everything di ))
	Amby: 	e
Amby: (( * ))
Scout: (( naw ))
Scout: (( just waiting on Thrice ))
Amby: (( obv ))
Scout: (( guess he took a trip down to the liquor store then ))
Scout: (( oh well ))
tirkaroKujo: 	oh that pc
tirkaroKujo: 	ALWAYS BEIN SO PC
agidius: 	Fore'r 'n e'er
agidius: (( welp ))
agidius: 	even if it will never be dealt with
agidius: 	nice tweest
Merritt: (( I did indeed take a trip to the store ))
Merritt: (( which took about two minutes ))
Merritt: (( then my computer froze ))
tirkaroKujo: 	oh u
Merritt: (( Nope, maptool just died I guess, nobody here ))
Merritt: (( m ))
Merritt: (( So I assume Agi is bein a TFhippo ))
agidius: (( why yes ))
agidius: (( now exist already (D) ))
Merritt: (( And this would most certainly be bluff ))
	Amby: 	Her name was Rider. She took up residence in a remote household after running away from our family. I wasn't quite sure what she was up to, but the Nazis wanted something to do with her.
	Amby: 	Whatever it was, I read up yesterday that my sister had perished from this world at thier hands. Do you know how bad it feels to lose someone so close to you? Well imagine that, but far worse. I wanted to find some way to stray her away from the dangerous path she was taking. But alas, I was too late. I'm always too late.
	Merritt: 	Yeah.....I know. We sorta knew your sister...interesting girl. But I'm not sure if revenge's the best coursa action, not that I can speak too much.
	Amby: 	The only course of action I can take now is to eliminate them so this happens to nobody else. I can't stand military societies like them in the first place.
	Scout: 	*my recently reduced Charisma and I are staying out of this tyvm*
Merritt: (( I have +7 Bluff ))
Merritt: (( you probably still have a ton more ))
Vivian: (( though I have +12 ))
	Amby: 	You call it revenge? I say it's a much-needed cleansing. That's the only way I can do my sister's soul justice.
	Vivian: 	I'm sorry, I can't really relate...we're tryin to find our friends...not get revenge as much.
	Amby: 	Do you expect anyone to take this course of action? Nobody around here is willing to do crap! Sure, there's always the heroes, but they're controlled entirely by the corperations that sponsor them, and the government backing them. There's no way the Nazis will gain any attention from them while they're paying off thier mother corperations.
	Amby: 	*Fastens hat* Sorry, I assumed you cared about as much as I did. I suppose there's no helping me right now. Thank you anyway, and I wish you good luck.
	Merritt: 	Ha! Dey certainly got the attention of two Heroes.
	Scout: 	Hey, lady - I dunno about the rest of what you're goin' on about, but if you've got a problem with the Nazis, we might be able to help ya out a bit.
	Merritt: 	We...could...I don't exactly want to fight em head on, though....
	Scout: 	Well no crap, slick. Still, nice to find an ally here.
	Amby: 	If you change your mind, I'll be willing to wait. May as well do some scouting around in the meantime. After all, the only reason why I'm telling you is that I sorta need my plans to succeed if I want to do my sister's soul proper justice.
	Vivian: 	It'll hafta be tomorrow....I dink? What was that knight thing wantin, again?
	Merritt: 	No clue how long dat'll take....
	Scout: 	Well, whatever. You got a number, girlie? Might end up callin' you up if we need to make a move on this.
	Amby: 	If you're truly serious, you're free to meet me around this district. I'll stop by it every once in a while.
Merritt: (( do phones even exist ))
	Amby: 	I'm afraid I'm not in possession of any of those new-fangled portable phones.
Merritt: (( if it's like, 1988 timesies ))
Merritt: (( cell phones are giant bricks ))
Scout: (( I dunno man ))
Merritt: (( Right, Exp ))
	Amby: 	The only one I have is at home, and that's quite a ways off.
Merritt: (( well if THIS city is 1988 ))
Merritt: (( Merritt's is like the 30's ))
Merritt: (( or 20s ))
	Scout: 	Guess we'll have to scout you out the old fashioned way then.
	Vivian: 	Wid our shuttahs....
	Vivian: 	Speakin a' scoutin...anyone know dah time a day?
	Amby: 	I'll assume the clock over there is correct and it's 11:30 AM. Not like that really matters.
	Vivian: 	Ooh, boy, we gotta scram! Let's go, Merritt!
	Merritt: 	*Except I have no idea which way to go, I know it was three streets down from that restaurant, but have no idea which way that is*
* Thrice rolls secretly to you: « 1d20+6 = 7 + 6 = 13 » do I remembah => Invalid expression: « 1d20+6 = 7 + 6 = 13 » do I remembah.
Merritt: (( or three blocks ))
Merritt: (( whatevah ))
You whisper to Thrice: yes nigger you remember, and it was 3 blocks
	Scout: 	Hey, you happen to know where *name of restaurant* is, girlie? We've got an appointment nearby.
	Merritt: 	Don't worry, I got it!
	Merritt: 	Talk to ya latah, maybe, dame!
	Amby: 	Oh, alright. Just remember, meet me over here if you need me.
	Scout: 	Welp, I hope they know where they're going. Gotta run!
tirkaroKujo: 	You make it back to the Restaurant place and then the studio itself, just barely making it on time.
tirkaroKujo: 	Also, better give your asses....
Merritt: (( cushions? ))
Merritt: (( flavored underwear? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	4500 exp
Scout: (( 167285 whoo ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Right outside is the familiar face you saw at the eatery along with a few camera workers.
	Merritt: 	Whew...sorry about the close call...
	Merritt: 	*Guess I healed her on the way*
Minov: (( you do that ))
	Merritt: 	« 1d10+5 = 7 + 5 = 12 » « 1d10+5 = 5 + 5 = 10 »
	Merritt: 	« 1d10+5 = 8 + 5 = 13 » course
	Minov: 	Ah, there you are. Was getting worried for a moment. After all, if you're on time, you're late.
	Merritt: 	*least I didn't have to use the wand*
	Vivian: 	Did we make it on time...?
	Itsuki: 	*Whistles* Quite a beat you snagged here Minov. To think the higher ups actually wanted to bag you.
Vivian: (( clearly Scout must make a check to see if he can even run for 30 minutes straight ))
	Merritt: 	*I got 20 Con, no problems thisaway*
	Merritt: 	*Can run for miles*
	Vivian: 	*18 Con and some long-ass legs*
	Karen: 	*Smacks Itsuki on the head* Don't get any of those thoughts on the job. We're just here to shoot, and that's it.
	Vivian: 	*wait, how the hell do I even HAVE 18 C---Right, lare
	Vivian: 	g*
Vivian: (( And Scout is dead ))
Scout: (( I ain't even needed ))
	Minov: 	*Puffs Cigar* Well that's that. Now get in the van. We're shooting on a more remote location.
	Scout: 	Yeah, well, I'll just wait in the lobby or whatever. Could probably use a breather after that.
	Vivian: 	Van...? Well, uh, okay...
Vivian: (( And yes Scout justdoesn't come ))
	Merritt: 	*Oh well, unless the van's an antimagic joint I can get us outta anythin*
	Scout: 	*well, if we're freaking in a VAN, I geuss I'm coming*
	Merritt: 	*and if it IS an antimagic joint Vivian won't even BE there*
	Minov: 	Just be careful now. We don't want to attract the attention of any of Elizabethamarie's goons.
Scout: (( *doctor geuss ))
	Merritt: 	*Gets in GIANT VAN*
	Merritt: 	*that can hold Vivian +5 more people*
	Merritt: 	*and presumably film equipment*
	Merritt: 	*SO YEAH, I GUESS WE VAN OFF THEN*
	Merritt: 	*oar not*
tirkaroKujo: 	After a while of driving, you make it to a rather far-off, beachial location, away from most areas of the main populace. At least no crazy planet people will get you over here.
Merritt: (( Except the planet itself (FEDUP) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	And no, I did not die you impatient ass (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	These things take time (D)
Merritt: 	*where spawn*
Tokens dropped onto map 'The only daytime map in the entire game'
Merritt: (( and I assume you made this map yourself ))
Merritt: (( Or... ))
Merritt: (( no it's not just the mapflipped ))
Merritt: (( I don't think anyhow ))
	Minov: 	*Puffs cigar, takes out papers* Alright, just stand out here and do what the camera people tell you.
Vivian: (( Stand out where HE is ))
Vivian: (( or what ))
	Minov: 	I'll be right here, making some...important calls.
	Scout: 	Well ain't this a scenic little spot.
	Vivian: 	Well, uh, alright den.
Vivian: (( *GOES TO WHEREVER HE APPARENTLY SPECIFIED* ))
	Itsuki: 	Okay! We just need you to stand by this ocean and look pretty.
Vivian: (( Goddammit I hate the zoom ))
Vivian: (( and how if you are at a certain zoom you just can't right click ))
Vivian: (( or it will zoom in/out a tiny bit ))
	Itsuki: 	Perfect! Now Karen, you have the camera ready, right?
Scout: (( they just do it fully clothed ))
Scout: (( no bathing suit or anything ))
	Karen: 	Yeah yeah whatever.
	Itsuki: 	Okay, so just follow my instructions, and we'll get through this effortlessly.
	Vivian: 	Sure thing!
	Itsuki: 	Alright, now just wait for this wave to come down and....
	Merritt: 	*Right, forgot I put a rank into Linguistics*
	Itsuki: 	Strike a sexy pose! *Does said sexy pose*
	Merritt: 	*Guess I know Abyssal now too*
	Merritt: 	*DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT*
	Karen: 	Ugch, I really wish I could unsee that....
	Vivian: 	Like dis? *Does the pose*
	Karen: 	Great! *Snapshot, 100 PP*
Vivian: (( Agi: DEX CHECK (D) ))
	Itsuki: 	*Still doing the pose* Oh, you got it? Okay, next picture.....
	Itsuki: 	Wait for it....wait for it...
	Itsuki: 	There it is! The legendary Dokfish!
	Itsuki: 	Just wait for it to swim up and....
	Merritt: 	*OBV*
	Karen: 	And then uppercut it!
	Vivian: 	Huh?
	Vivian: 	Well, uh, okay...
	Dokfish: 	DOKDOKDOKDOKDOKDOKDOK
Vivian: (( MFW nat 1 ))
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+13+9 = 9 + 13 + 9 = 31 »
Vivian: (( nope, that probably hits it ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Dammit, hits (sad)
Scout: (( you just do it facing away ))
Scout: (( for extra sexy ))
	Vivian: 	*there (D)*
Vivian: (( unless they meant one way or theo ther ))
Vivian: (( doesn't really matter ))
	Scout: 	*wasn't actually complaining, that's a pretty neat image* (chew)
	Karen: 	Perfect! *Snapshot, 200 PP*
	Dokfish: 	OH GOD MY SPLEEN
	Scout: 	Eesh, nice hittin' there.
	Vivian: 	Was dat good?
	Itsuki: 	You bet! Now for this next one you'll just have to lay down. Might need to take off that cloak of yours too.
	Vivian: 	Alright....*takes cloak off I suppose*
	Minov: 	Hmm? Think I hear something in the other cabin. Thought this location was remote.
Scout: (( wearing anything underneath? I assume not ))
	Vivian: 	*and I guess lies down too, wherever they apparently said to*
	Minov: 	May as well check.
	Vivian: 	*well, yes, the cloak is the thing on top*
	Itsuki: 	Aaah...nice, very nice....
Scout: (( didn't know if the token was literal ))
	Karen: 	Keep it in your pants asshole. Now look towards the camera....
	Vivian: 	*it's actually a CLoak of Resistance +5*
	Scout: 	Lookin' good there, Vivs! (chew)
	Merritt: 	Vivs? Really? Well, it's true...
	Scout: 	*been callin' her Vivs the whole time, what're you talkin' about* (D)
	Vivian: 	Thanks!
	Karen: 	*Proceeds to do a variety of snapshots in various provocative locations* Just pretend I'm not here.
	Vivian: 	Uhhh, okay...
	Merritt: 	Wondah what that was, anyhow....*wondering about the cabin*
	Merritt: 	*is Minov dead yet*
	Minov: 	Alright dammit, who the hell is in- OH GOD
	Minov: 	*Dragged inside at lighting speed*
	Merritt: 	*too bad I can't into Percep*
tirkaroKujo: 	Indeed nobody heard the loud-ass OH GOD
	Karen: 	Hmm? Did somebody say something?
	Merritt: 	Heh? Not me...
	Itsuki: 	Oh it's probably nothing. Now just kneel for us and do this...*Makes variety of sexy poses*
	Scout: 	Cheez, pal, d'ya really have to do- oh god, my eyes!
	Merritt: 	Could ya...could you just SAY them?
	Vivian: 	*Does the poses* Like dis...?
	Itsuki: 	No! No words can do my art justice!
	Karen: 	Yeah, yeah, I guess so. *Snapshot, 500 PP*
	Merritt: 	Well den draw it out....
	Karen: 	*Takes a good deal of snapshots, taking about over half an hour* Alright, thinkt hat should be it.
	Itsuki: 	Phew! I know I'm beat!
	Itsuki: 	Good job everyone. I need a drink. Also, where the hell did Minov go?
	Itsuki: 	I swear, if that guy just fell asleep on the job again....
	Vivian: 	Was dat dah guy who went up on dah ledge?
	Itsuki: 	Well he sure as hell aint here anymore.
	Itsuki: 	Think he said something about that cabin or whatever.
	Itsuki: 	*Knocks* Minov! You in there?!
	Itsuki: 	Hey, this isn't funny. We sorta need you now.
	Itsuki: 	Alright, that's it, I'm opening this damn doo- *Dragged in*
	Vivian: 	Well, how do...he just bolted in...
	Karen: 	*Still fixing up camera* Hmm, what now?
	Merritt: 	Guess we should go check it out...
Scout: (( DAMMIT preoccupied hold on ))
Karen: (( m ))
Merritt: (( m ))
Scout: (( that'll do ))
	Scout: 	Uh... what's takin' those chumps so long?
	Merritt: 	*If only I could jump (FEDUP)*
	Scout: 	*can* « 1d20 + 18 = 12 + 18 = 30 »
	Merritt: 	I unno, go open dah door.
Merritt: (( get on the floor, everybody kill the dinosaur ))
	Scout: 	*...did indeed not save my token on the last map*
	Scout: 	8hold on, lemme go kill my HP count*
Tokens dropped onto map 'The only daytime map in the entire game'
Scout: 	Yeah, whatever.
	Scout: 	*
	Scout: 	Yo, you chucklenuts in there?
Merritt: (( we ain't brewin chuckola cola Agi (D) ))
Scout: (( go play more TF2 ))
Scout: (( and I assume Vivian left her cloak on the beach ))
	Vivian: 	*I didn ot*
tirkaroKujo: 	With that, you trigger the ire of something
tirkaroKujo: 	Make a dex check
tirkaroKujo: 	@EVERYONE
	Scout: 	« 1d20 + 15 = 6 + 15 = 21 »
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14 »
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+2 = 13 + 2 = 15 »
	Scout: 	*makes effort to dive to the right*
Merritt: (( not even a ref save (FEDUP) ))
Scout: (( wait ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Er, yes, Ref save
Scout: (( Dex chec- m ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Why did I say dex
Scout: (( dunno, my mind translated it to the right thing ))
	Vivian: 	« 11+11 = 11 + 11 = 22 »
	Merritt: 	« 13+7 = 13 + 7 = 20 »
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah, you all dodge the WHOLE CABIN EXPLODING AND SHOOTING WOODY GOODNESS INTO YOUR FACE
	Merritt: 	*Welp, time for me to get separated and turn back into a Sorcerer for a while, I guess*
	Merritt: 	*oh, not a portal to another world*
	Merritt: 	*GUESS I HANG ONTO THIS CLIFF*
	Scout: 	CRAP! The hell was that?!
	Hidden Twin A: 	We have served our purpose well.
	Merritt: 	WHOA....damn...shoulda gone a little to dah left...
	Hidden Twin B: 	Yes, sister. One by one, we further appease the great Mother Elizabethamarie.
	Vivian: 	Urgh...what WAS dat?
	Hidden Twin B: 	At heavens command, we will kill the unwanted.
	Merritt: 	« 1d20-2 = 1 - 2 = -1 » *I dunno, but I best make a Climb check (FEDUP)*
	Merritt: 	*OBV*
	Hidden Twin B: 	We must remove bad trees from thier roots.
	Hidden Twin A: 	I hope you....are not one of them.
Scout: (( *dies laughing* ))
tirkaroKujo: 	and stay there
	Merritt: 	URGH! Agh...
	Karen: 	Hey! What the hell did you do to my crew!?
Merritt: (( Wonderh ow much fall damage that is ))
	Hidden Twin A: 	Must we display the wronged ones? Perhaps we should make an example.
	Minov: 	Bleck
	Itsuki: 	Phew! Okay, I'm not dead! Just in a whoooole lot of pain!
	Vivian: 	Wha-what'd you do to em?!
	Itsuki: 	Like, oh my god, does it hurt so bad! Oh man, just talking to you right now feeds like brushing my throat with a cactus.
	Itsuki: 	Man, I swear if I keep on talking, I'll ju- *snap* Aw crap, now I think I'm dead.
	Scout: 	Uh... we come in peace?
	Hidden Twin A: 	Do not worry, for thier deaths were not in vain. We have made sure whatever soul they have left will be absorbed into the Great Mother, who will make far better use of them.
	Vivian: 	U-use?! Ya...ya shouldn't talk like dat!
	Karen: 	Wh-what the.....
	Merritt: 	*Well, I've got a broken spine or some shit, I won't be chippin in here*
	Vivian: 	*AND I'M WAITIN FOR AGI OR TIRK TO COME BACK FROM DAH DEAD*
	Scout: 	*you really think we'll be fighting these things and not watch them teleport away?*
	Merritt: 	*>watch THEM teleport away*
	Hidden Twin A: 	Like I thought, I am sure you agree with us.
	Merritt: 	*nigga I have three different KINDS of teleportation*
Scout: (( are any of them capable of tracking them ))
Scout: (( no? ))
Scout: (( I thought not ))
Merritt: (( one potentially is ))
Merritt: (( Though hell, I might be able to do that with Detect MAgic anyhow ))
Merritt: (( « 1d20 = 20 » ))
	Hidden Twin A: 	Do not worry. We promise to keep the rest of the world under Mother Elizabethamarie's watchful eye a safe place for people like you.
	Hidden Twin A: 	You are all free now.
	Scout: 	Sure, hail the den mother or whatever. Uh, thanks.
	Karen: 	Wh-what....you think you can...
	Hidden Twin A: 	I can already sense you. Do not even attempt to fight us, for you will only be fighting yourself.
	Vivian: 	What dah hell ah yah talkin about?!
	Scout: 	(Y'mind shuttin' up, pal? These chicks are serious business.)
	Merritt: 	*wondah if these crumbs are in with da natzis*
	Hidden Twin B: 	Sadly, these poor souls couldn't handle their inner thoughts. Such a common occurance amongs weak spirits.
	Karen: 	*Clutches fist* F...fine......
	Merritt: 	*WELL SHIT, DON'T LET EM GET TO ME*
	Merritt: 	*I ONLY GOT HALF A SPIRIT IN THE FIRST PLACE*
	Merritt: 	*not that they even know I'm here (D)*
	Hidden Twin A: 	From the look on our faces, you are more than grateful for our favor. Remember, all is right under the great Elizabethamarie.
	Hidden Twin B: 	All is.
	Hidden Twin A: 	*Flies away into the sunset along with her sister*
Vivian: (( brb ))
Scout: (( obv ))
	Karen: 	*Falls to ground* God DAMMIT! How did she even know!?
	Karen: 	I warned them, shooting around Brink has been far too dangerous, but no!
	Karen: 	Goddammit! I fucking hate that bitch! I fucking HATE her! *Pounds ground some more*
	Scout: 	Well, they're dead now. Better start getting used to it.
	Vivian: 	What is your PROBLEM?
	Scout: 	They ain't gonna get any less dead if you pound the ground some more. Best to channel that anger at somethin' that ain't gonna bruise your fists.
	Karen: 	You're right. What's the point? Both of them are dead, and it's not like I stand any chance at running that elitist bitch out.
	Merritt: 	*Can I get up now*
Karen: (( yes, you may kindly get up (D) ))
	Merritt: 	Ooogh...damned explodin houses....
	Merritt: 	*LOOKS UP AT 143-FOOT TALL CLIFF* Yeah....not today....
Scout: (( better make that long walk around ))
	Merritt: 	DUHMENSION DOAH!
Scout: (( or waste a spell slot ))
Merritt: (( I ain't not unmagic floundah like you ))
Scout: (( that works too ))
Karen: (( that too ))
Merritt: (( >waste ))
Merritt: (( I have +7 Int, that gives me two more spells of 1-3rd level (D) ))
Merritt: (( I'mgood (D) ))
Scout: (( then use Haste ever (D) ))
Merritt: (( Neeeehh. ))
Merritt: (( maybe if was ever an intelligent idea ))
Merritt: (( but it just never is ))
	Merritt: 	Urgh...W-what happened here?!
	Scout: 	House blew up, two chicks from the church walked out like it was no big deal, dumped the corpses, made a spooky comment about absorbing their souls for the church, then pipsqueak over here threw a temper tantrum.
	Scout: 	In a nutshell
	Scout: 	.
	Merritt: 	...what?
Scout: (( I do indeed assume Merritt understood none of that ))
	Karen: 	Whatever. It's over now.
	Scout: 	In short, pal, "shit got real."
Merritt: (( well can you blame him? (D) ))
Merritt: (( he just fell like 13 stories ))
	Karen: 	We have the pictures all taken care of, so I'll get the van ready. May as well leave the corpses here, nobody's gonna care.
Merritt: (( And hotels don't even HAVE a thirteenth story ))
Merritt: (( He fell from infinity ))
	Merritt: 	Are you serious...?
	Karen: 	Whatever happened, I'd like to finally move out of this damn place and pretend this all never occurred. Shame I couldn't save those two. I'm really sorry for you having to see this.
	Karen: 	You'll get your payment when we get back to the building.
	Scout: 	Yeah, well... somethin' just don't feel right about leaving 'em out in broad daylight.
	Scout: 	someone prolly rents this place during the summer.
	Scout: 	That'd be a weird holiday.
	Karen: 	Then let the bastard have the weirdest holiday of his life. Fuck if I care anymore.
	Merritt: 	Let's just hoof it already...
	Scout: 	*so which direction did we come from*
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, you make your way back into the 2-person-lighter van and drive on back to the heart of Brink City. May as well spawn there now
tirkaroKujo: 	Okay, srsly thrice
tirkaroKujo: 	Are you DM or something
Merritt: (( Dammit, I told you ))
Merritt: (( I am pastin in the tokens ))
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Merritt: 	Agi can do it too
Merritt: 	Copy your token
Scout: 	can I now
Merritt: 	then paste it with CTRL+V
tirkaroKujo: 	So the notification just does not come up upon copypasting
Merritt: 	Onto another map
tirkaroKujo: 	OKAY I GET IT
tirkaroKujo: 	(D)
Merritt: 	I thought we went through this before
Merritt: (( it's just handier to do it that way ))
Merritt: (( so I don't have to save, delete, and then replace ))
	Karen: 	So yeah, sorry....
	Karen: 	Due to the loss of two men, our pay had to be greatly penalized.
	Karen: 	So you'll have to make do with just 1000 gp.
	Merritt: 	That...that's more than fine...*opens eyes* Oh, neat, I can see straight again.
	Karen: 	Happy to know that. Now, thankfully that was our last photoshoot in that old hag Eliza's playground.
	Karen: 	I should be leaving in hopefully a matter of days. Don't try and contact us anymore until we make a proper move.
	Scout: 	Yeah, well, sorry it had to go like that.
	Scout: 	You... you didn't happen to recognize either of those chicks, did you?
	Scout: 	What with your vendetta against Elizawhatever.
	Karen: 	I don't need to have seen them before to know they're associated with that bitch.
	Karen: 	I can tell by thier pretentious speech patterns.
	Scout: 	Well yeah, that, and the fact that they were singing her praises constantly.
	Vivian: 	I'm sorry dat had to happen...
	Karen: 	Indeed. And a vendetta against her? Who wouldn't? Well, besides most of the brainless commoners that populate this damned city.
	Karen: 	Can't you tell? She judges everyone that could potentially fall out of the line of her control. Always forcing her restrictive ideals on the people.
	Merritt: 	Think I'm more worried about her den I amdah Nazis...or are dey one in dah same?
	Karen: 	The Nazis? I'm not too sure about them, but they're on surprisingly good terms with Elizabethamarie. Not sure if it's a legitimate allegiance or just the Nazis asskissing though. Either way, I don't like 'em either.
	Scout: 	Seems to be a club.
	Merritt: 	Right....well...
	Merritt: 	Guess we should make tracks. YOu too.
	Karen: 	There's no doubt about that. Well, see you. And if you're a resident of this town for some godforsaken reason, hopefully I'll see you never.
	Merritt: 	Luckily, we're nothin of the sort.
Merritt: (( anyhow, guess that's that cause Agi justlloves hissleep ))
Scout: (( I have negative levels to recover, man (D) ))
	Karen: 	Good. I'll be leaving now.
tirkaroKujo: 	So with that, it's now around 7 PM. Man does time fly when taking pictures.
Merritt: (( dat was dah longest 30 minutes of my life ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Indeed it was
Scout: (( suppose we've got a squirrel to take care of then ))
Merritt: (( We do, but ain't you going to sleep no ))
Merritt: (( w ))
Scout: (( mmmm ))
Scout: (( fortunately I do not work tomorrow ))
Scout: (( so yeah whenever shit can be sorted ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So I will go into autopilot and assume you sleep at a hotel again
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah, pony up 60 GP fagets
	Scout: 	*let's sleep at BLU this time* (chew)
Merritt: (( Tirk: Well, pony up 6000 gp then ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You will indeed pony up 100 gp now
tirkaroKujo: 	But hey, it actually has free waffles
Scout: (( totally worth it ))
tirkaroKujo: 	and heals you to full health for an extra 100 gp
Scout: (( dhat ))
	Head Thing: 	*Sniffles* Can I has my body now?
Merritt: (( Well Skaut can pay the 100 ))
Merritt: (( I don't need it ))
Scout: (( so is that 150 on my end then or what ))
	Scout: 	*I'll call it so*
Merritt: (( if it's 100 for three people ))
Scout: (( that still makes no sense ))
Merritt: (( it'd be 133.33 for you ))
Scout: (( you rent by the room (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You do indeed rent by room
Scout: (( how is my Disease resolved then ))
Merritt: (( and yes you can do fractions just fine ))
Scout: (( that a nightly save? ))
Merritt: (( just use sp and cp ))
Scout: (( fuck that ))
Scout: (( I'm paying 134 ))
Scout: (( ain't worth it ))
Merritt: (( Agi is just flat-out retarded ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I'll give you mercy and say it wears off after a day
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Scout: (( so at 11:25 AM then ))
	Ike: 	Ya didn't give me no mercy (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	Indeed
tirkaroKujo: 	I gave you ALL the mercy (D)
	Ike: 	IT'S BEEN LIKE A WEEK SINCE THEN (FEDUP)
tirkaroKujo: 	Even when I killed you I gave you the mercy (D)
	Ike: 	I'M STILL AT -3 WIS
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tirkaroKujo: 	Diseases ain't magic nigga
	Finne: 	Mercy ya gave me turned me into a fish
	Finne: 	So you're probably better off without it
agidius: 	(D) You get to hit that fish girl
agidius: 	stop whining
tirkaroKujo: 	Besides, I fully expected you to just fight the twins
	Merritt: 	I only got like
	Merritt: 	two offensive spells
	Merritt: 	And they're Create Pit and Black Tentacles
tirkaroKujo: 	In which Scout would surely die horribly if he didn't wisely back out.
agidius: 	they are guaranteed to have True Seeing
	Merritt: 	Well technically Glitterdust
tirkaroKujo: 	Yeah, abooooouuut that.....
	Merritt: 	And I GUESS Grease
	Merritt: 	MFW they're just two Delphis
agidius: 	but yeah
agidius: 	if I WAS at full health
agidius: 	totally would have gone for it