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- CONTEXT
- Our hero, Taniel_Gethes, goes to the bank. Her not understanding how loans work causes the scenario to devolve into a robbery. Then she gets into a fight with the bank teller, a robotic robot. This is the second half of their fight.
- 14:32 Sorodin \-==START==-/
- 14:33 Sorodin (gimme a sec, running numbers)
- 14:33 Taniel_Gethes s'cool
- 14:35 Sorodin You smack the robot once more, grinding into it with the chainsaw blade to create a small wound, sparks flying from it and a single severed wire poking out.
- 14:36 Sorodin !roll 1d20+4
- 14:36 Kaiserbot[Dice] rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {10}
- 14:36 Sorodin That probably doesn't break AC, so it attempts to fire a gun at you, but misses, puncturing the wall behind you. A few komodos come into the bank to watch the fight. Your turn.
- 14:36 Taniel_Gethes I do the thing with the axe and the robot and the face.
- 14:37 Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d20+6
- 14:37 Kaiserbot[Dice] rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {20}
- 14:38 Sorodin Hit.
- 14:38 Taniel_Gethes heck yes
- 14:38 Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d10
- 14:38 Kaiserbot[Dice] rolled 1d10 --> [ 1d10=7 ] | {7}
- 14:38 Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d6
- 14:38 Kaiserbot[Dice] rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=5 ] | {5}
- 14:38 Taniel_Gethes +7 = 19
- 14:40 Sorodin You manage to chop a whole arm this time. It looks disappointed.
- 14:40 Sorodin OUCH.
- 14:41 Sorodin !roll 1d20+5
- 14:41 Kaiserbot[Dice] rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {23}
- 14:41 Sorodin Hit?
- 14:42 Taniel_Gethes no
- 14:42 Taniel_Gethes Of course it's a hit
- 14:43 Sorodin lol
- 14:43 Sorodin !roll 1d6+3
- 14:43 Kaiserbot[Dice] rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=5 ] | {8}
- 14:43 Sorodin Take 8 damage at it bonks you on the head agian.
- 14:43 Sorodin Your turn.
- 14:45 Taniel_Gethes A][][][][ w][][ ][[]][t y[][] []][][e][][][][ee][][
- 14:45 Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d20+6
- 14:45 Kaiserbot[Dice] rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {10}
- 14:45 Sorodin miss
- 14:45 Taniel_Gethes =>:[ ]]
- 14:45 Sorodin !roll 1d20+4
- 14:45 Kaiserbot[Dice] rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {15}
- 14:45 Sorodin Hit?
- 14:46 Taniel_Gethes =:[ ]]
- 14:46 Taniel_Gethes yes
- 14:46 Sorodin !roll 1d6
- 14:46 Kaiserbot[Dice] rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=1 ] | {1}
- 14:46 Sorodin +3 = 4
- 14:46 Sorodin Jeezus.
- 14:46 Sorodin End turn.
- 14:46 Taniel_Gethes ][[]CK ][E][
- 14:47 Taniel_Gethes []n][ l][][t ][][][!
- 14:47 Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d20+6
- 14:47 Kaiserbot[Dice] rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {26}
- 14:47 Taniel_Gethes does that hit
- 14:48 Taniel_Gethes okay here we go
- 14:48 Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d10
- 14:48 Kaiserbot[Dice] rolled 1d10 --> [ 1d10=7 ] | {7}
- 14:48 Taniel_Gethes !roll 1d6
- 14:48 Kaiserbot[Dice] rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ] | {3}
- 14:48 Taniel_Gethes +5+2 = 17
- 14:48 Taniel_Gethes x2 = 34
- 14:48 Taniel_Gethes is that enough
- 14:53 Taniel_Gethes sororo
- 14:53 Taniel_Gethes did i win
- 14:58 Sorodin yes but i gotta go shopping
- 14:58 Sorodin grist and exp on reddit
- 14:58 Taniel_Gethes okay thanks
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