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Ladies and Gentlemen, chatwin

Feb 14th, 2016
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  1. [12:53] <chatwin> You know, there really is psychological evidence that OHBUMMER is the product either of a C-section birth or a faile dabortion.
  2. [12:54] <chatwin> It accounts for his blind rage and destructiveness in a way nothing else can.
  3. [12:54] <CrippleTh> Jeb Bush, in respons, tell us how great his dad and mom are -- who are the best man and woman alive, respectively, from his perspective.
  4. [12:54] <resident-> Do you ever notice other people not-chatting and think, hey, that looks interesting, maybe I should try that for a few seconds.
  5. [12:54] <chatwin> failed*
  6. [12:54] <CrippleTh> The Republican audience cheers.
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  8. * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
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  10. [12:54] <CrippleTh> I unsubscribed from your chat, chatwin.
  11. [12:54] <CrippleTh> It's your time to boo.
  12. [12:55] <CrippleTh> I want to win by not seeing your low-IQ posts.
  13. [12:55] <CrippleTh> That's just me -- I prefer smart people.
  14. [12:55] * CrippleTh shrugs
  15. [12:56] <CrippleTh> Make #philosophy great again.
  16. [12:56] <resident-> What about people named Thad.
  17. [12:56] <CrippleTh> You know you're dealing with a sharp stick when somebody rests about 80% of their argumentation on the last seven years of a president on making fun of their name.
  18. [12:56] <CrippleTh> chatwin will interpret this dissent to his viewpoint as support of Obama.
  19. [12:57] <BiosLogos> chatwin: I FEEL THE BERN
  20. [12:57] <CrippleTh> He thinks in binary. He's a categorical thinker. That's why he likes Trump.
  21. [12:57] <CrippleTh> Trump is a master of manipulating categorical, low-IQ thinkers.
  22. [12:57] <CrippleTh> How do we know this?
  23. [12:57] <CrippleTh> His supporters are the least educated of all Republican candidates.
  24. [12:57] <CrippleTh> How do we know this?
  25. [12:57] <CrippleTh> Pew did a poll for us.
  26. [12:57] <CrippleTh> Wasn't that thoughtful of them.
  27. [12:58] <CrippleTh> It's almost as if they knew empiricism was important.
  28. [12:58] <CrippleTh> We can learn about these data by searching on Google for 'Republican supporters demographics'
  29. [12:58] <CrippleTh> It's almost as if Google wants to help people find relevant data.
  30. [13:01] <chatwin> OH
  31. [13:01] <chatwin> MOTHER
  32. [13:01] <chatwin> FUKKKING
  33. [13:01] <chatwin> BUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  34. [13:01] <chatwin> DON'T BE A LOSING LIAR, WIN WITH TRUMP!
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  36. * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
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  38. [13:02] <CrippleTh> I unsubscribed from this new name, chatwin.
  39. [13:02] <CrippleTh> Let's summarize what happened.
  40. [13:02] <CrippleTh> You posted your views and I noticed that you're dumb.
  41. [13:02] <CrippleTh> I like smart people, so I unsubscribed from your chat.
  42. [13:02] <CrippleTh> You maintain a chat persona of being apathetic. That's cool.
  43. [13:03] <CrippleTh> My unsubscribing from you triggered you, however, and you feel compelled to make sure I could see your chat.
  44. [13:03] <CrippleTh> Being apathetic as you are.
  45. [13:03] <CrippleTh> Then, using all of your Big Boy Intelligence, which you've thrown squarely behind Trump and his yuge personality, you identified a keyword I emphasized and typed it a lot in big letters.
  46. [13:03] <CrippleTh> You believed this would be a really powerful way to annoy somebody who made a personal decision about not being interested in engaging you.
  47. [13:04] <CrippleTh> Ladies and gentleman, chatwin.
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