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- [01:07] #Electrolyte: once an ad on smogon tried to sell me boxer briefs
- [01:07] +Shaian: d-did you buy them?
- [01:07] %Memoric: electro that command be fake
- [01:07] +Roxer123: keep talking
- [01:08] #Electrolyte: Memoric, it's one word sorry ;_;
- [01:08] +Roxer123: I wanna hear
- [01:08] #Electrolyte: Shaian I bought 60,000 packets
- [01:08] +Shaian: :O
- [01:08] %Memoric: OH
- [01:08] %Memoric: fufufufu
- [01:08] #Electrolyte: It is just a casual day in the boxer brief factory
- [01:08] #Electrolyte: The workers are working tirelessly at the sewing machines
- [01:08] #Electrolyte: all is calm
- [01:08] +Shaian: I tried a boxer and now im a boxer shorts addict
- [01:08] #Electrolyte: suddenly an announcement comes from the overhead speakers
- [01:08] +Shaian: it’s a gateway garment
- [01:09] +Not Canadian: [22:08:47] #Electrolyte: suddenly an announcement comes from the overhead speakers
- [01:09] #Electrolyte: "an order for 60,000 boxer briefs has been made. please fulfill this order as soon as possible."
- [01:09] +Not Canadian: "ist this not vunderful?"
- [01:09] shrop05: lmao
- [01:09] +Not Canadian: "ist this not glooorious?"
- [01:09] #Electrolyte: suddenly, the factory springs into maximum overdrive
- [01:09] +Not Canadian: "work harder for the glory of Fuhrer Electro"
- [01:09] +Shaian: *vurk
- [01:09] #Electrolyte: workers' hands fly and blur as they work at the machines faster and faster
- [01:09] +Roxer123: omg Electro
- [01:09] +Not Canadian: heil, mein Fuhrer Electrolyte
- [01:09] +Roxer123: This is going to pbin
- [01:10] #Electrolyte: string, cloth, and colors fly in the air as more and more boxer briefs are made
- [01:10] +Roxer123: keep going
- [01:10] +Not Canadian: yes
- [01:10] #Electrolyte: very quickly the deport buckets are filled
- [01:10] #Electrolyte: then the backroom is filled
- [01:10] #Electrolyte: but the machines won't stop
- [01:10] #Electrolyte: suddenly the entire factory is filled with boxer briefs
- [01:10] +Shaian: boxer shorts > briefs
- [01:10] +Shaian: ;_;
- [01:10] +Roxer123: then what?
- [01:10] +Not Canadian: then suddenly all becoming calm
- [01:10] #Electrolyte: the machines keep running
- [01:10] #Electrolyte: they won't stop
- [01:10] +Not Canadian: and man is at one with boxer briefs
- [01:10] #Electrolyte: like miley cyus
- [01:11] #Electrolyte: the machines keep running
- [01:11] #Electrolyte: more and more and more boxer briefs
- [01:11] %Memoric: they came in like a wrecking ball?
- [01:11] #Electrolyte: suddenly the factory explodes
- [01:11] +Shaian: im just waiting for the loch ness monster
- [01:11] +Shaian: ._.
- [01:11] #Electrolyte: boxer briefs rain from the sky
- [01:11] %Memoric: wot
- [01:11] #Electrolyte: the machines keep running
- [01:11] #Electrolyte: faster and faster
- [01:11] +Roxer123: A WILD GOODRA APPEAR
- [01:11] #Electrolyte: boxer briefs fill up the valley
- [01:11] +Shaian: roxer fail
- [01:11] #Electrolyte: more and more keep coming
- [01:11] +Not Canadian: did you get the boxer briefs for free then
- [01:11] #Electrolyte: have to fulfill 60,000
- [01:11] #Electrolyte: a whole day passes and the wave of boxer briefs just gets bigger and bigger
- [01:12] %Memoric: hey
- [01:12] #Electrolyte: a huge pool of boxer briefs has collected in the near by town
- [01:12] %Memoric: what's /announce :U
- [01:12] #Electrolyte: more and more are made
- [01:12] +Not Canadian: inb4 they get to 60000 and then don't stop
- [01:12] #Electrolyte: suddenly there is a fucking wave of boxer briefs
- [01:12] +Not Canadian: /announce is /wall
- [01:12] #Electrolyte: a 100 foot tall wave that engulfs the city
- [01:12] +Not Canadian: % and up i think
- [01:12] +thebagman: i missed half the story can someone debrief me?
- [01:12] #Electrolyte: the boxer briefs cover the whole land mass of the earth
- [01:12] %Memoric: I can do that right :I
- [01:12] +Shaian: wtf am i reading?
- [01:12] #Electrolyte: LOL thebagman
- [01:13] +Roxer123: thebagman
- [01:13] +Not Canadian: um
- [01:13] #Electrolyte: humanity is at its end
- [01:13] %Memoric: .
- [01:13] +Roxer123: soon on pastebin
- [01:13] #Electrolyte: and the machines keep running
- [01:13] +Roxer123: Electro on briefs
- [01:13] %Memoric: :o
- [01:13] #Electrolyte: keep running
- [01:13] #Electrolyte: they won't stop
- [01:13] +Not Canadian: basically electrolyte accidentally clicked on a boxer brief advert and ended the world
- [01:13] +Not Canadian: yeah
- [01:13] +Roxer123: LOL
- [01:13] +Shaian: the doubles room everybody
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