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Electro on boxer briefs

May 31st, 2014
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  1. [01:07] #Electrolyte: once an ad on smogon tried to sell me boxer briefs
  2. [01:07] +Shaian: d-did you buy them?
  3. [01:07] %Memoric: electro that command be fake
  4. [01:07] +Roxer123: keep talking
  5. [01:08] #Electrolyte: Memoric, it's one word sorry ;_;
  6. [01:08] +Roxer123: I wanna hear
  7. [01:08] #Electrolyte: Shaian I bought 60,000 packets
  8. [01:08] +Shaian: :O
  9. [01:08] %Memoric: OH
  10. [01:08] %Memoric: fufufufu
  11. [01:08] #Electrolyte: It is just a casual day in the boxer brief factory
  12. [01:08] #Electrolyte: The workers are working tirelessly at the sewing machines
  13. [01:08] #Electrolyte: all is calm
  14. [01:08] +Shaian: I tried a boxer and now im a boxer shorts addict
  15. [01:08] #Electrolyte: suddenly an announcement comes from the overhead speakers
  16. [01:08] +Shaian: it’s a gateway garment
  17. [01:09] +Not Canadian: [22:08:47] #Electrolyte: suddenly an announcement comes from the overhead speakers
  18. [01:09] #Electrolyte: "an order for 60,000 boxer briefs has been made. please fulfill this order as soon as possible."
  19. [01:09] +Not Canadian: "ist this not vunderful?"
  20. [01:09] shrop05: lmao
  21. [01:09] +Not Canadian: "ist this not glooorious?"
  22. [01:09] #Electrolyte: suddenly, the factory springs into maximum overdrive
  23. [01:09] +Not Canadian: "work harder for the glory of Fuhrer Electro"
  24. [01:09] +Shaian: *vurk
  25. [01:09] #Electrolyte: workers' hands fly and blur as they work at the machines faster and faster
  26. [01:09] +Roxer123: omg Electro
  27. [01:09] +Not Canadian: heil, mein Fuhrer Electrolyte
  28. [01:09] +Roxer123: This is going to pbin
  29. [01:10] #Electrolyte: string, cloth, and colors fly in the air as more and more boxer briefs are made
  30. [01:10] +Roxer123: keep going
  31. [01:10] +Not Canadian: yes
  32. [01:10] #Electrolyte: very quickly the deport buckets are filled
  33. [01:10] #Electrolyte: then the backroom is filled
  34. [01:10] #Electrolyte: but the machines won't stop
  35. [01:10] #Electrolyte: suddenly the entire factory is filled with boxer briefs
  36. [01:10] +Shaian: boxer shorts > briefs
  37. [01:10] +Shaian: ;_;
  38. [01:10] +Roxer123: then what?
  39. [01:10] +Not Canadian: then suddenly all becoming calm
  40. [01:10] #Electrolyte: the machines keep running
  41. [01:10] #Electrolyte: they won't stop
  42. [01:10] +Not Canadian: and man is at one with boxer briefs
  43. [01:10] #Electrolyte: like miley cyus
  44. [01:11] #Electrolyte: the machines keep running
  45. [01:11] #Electrolyte: more and more and more boxer briefs
  46. [01:11] %Memoric: they came in like a wrecking ball?
  47. [01:11] #Electrolyte: suddenly the factory explodes
  48. [01:11] +Shaian: im just waiting for the loch ness monster
  49. [01:11] +Shaian: ._.
  50. [01:11] #Electrolyte: boxer briefs rain from the sky
  51. [01:11] %Memoric: wot
  52. [01:11] #Electrolyte: the machines keep running
  53. [01:11] #Electrolyte: faster and faster
  54. [01:11] +Roxer123: A WILD GOODRA APPEAR
  55. [01:11] #Electrolyte: boxer briefs fill up the valley
  56. [01:11] +Shaian: roxer fail
  57. [01:11] #Electrolyte: more and more keep coming
  58. [01:11] +Not Canadian: did you get the boxer briefs for free then
  59. [01:11] #Electrolyte: have to fulfill 60,000
  60. [01:11] #Electrolyte: a whole day passes and the wave of boxer briefs just gets bigger and bigger
  61. [01:12] %Memoric: hey
  62. [01:12] #Electrolyte: a huge pool of boxer briefs has collected in the near by town
  63. [01:12] %Memoric: what's /announce :U
  64. [01:12] #Electrolyte: more and more are made
  65. [01:12] +Not Canadian: inb4 they get to 60000 and then don't stop
  66. [01:12] #Electrolyte: suddenly there is a fucking wave of boxer briefs
  67. [01:12] +Not Canadian: /announce is /wall
  68. [01:12] #Electrolyte: a 100 foot tall wave that engulfs the city
  69. [01:12] +Not Canadian: % and up i think
  70. [01:12] +thebagman: i missed half the story can someone debrief me?
  71. [01:12] #Electrolyte: the boxer briefs cover the whole land mass of the earth
  72. [01:12] %Memoric: I can do that right :I
  73. [01:12] +Shaian: wtf am i reading?
  74. [01:12] #Electrolyte: LOL thebagman
  75. [01:13] +Roxer123: thebagman
  76. [01:13] +Not Canadian: um
  77. [01:13] #Electrolyte: humanity is at its end
  78. [01:13] %Memoric: .
  79. [01:13] +Roxer123: soon on pastebin
  80. [01:13] #Electrolyte: and the machines keep running
  81. [01:13] +Roxer123: Electro on briefs
  82. [01:13] %Memoric: :o
  83. [01:13] #Electrolyte: keep running
  84. [01:13] #Electrolyte: they won't stop
  85. [01:13] +Not Canadian: basically electrolyte accidentally clicked on a boxer brief advert and ended the world
  86. [01:13] +Not Canadian: yeah
  87. [01:13] +Roxer123: LOL
  88. [01:13] +Shaian: the doubles room everybody
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