Tijuana Jackson Purpose Over Prison (2020) EN

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<i>Middle finger to the judges
because I ain't on trial.</i>

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<i>Props Caitlyn Jenner
because there's a lot</i>

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<i>of bitch niggas
that's still in denial.</i>

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- <i>Yeah, dope on that.</i>
- <i>Uh-hmm.</i>

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<i>Put a sponge on that.</i>

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<i>They call me boomerang dick
because I come on back.</i>

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<i>They going out
for the mom like...</i>

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- <i>Oh, yeah.</i>
- <i>Oh, yeah.</i>

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<i>I'm going in like
two fingers on prom night.</i>

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<i>I get my inspiration
from my folks and ancestors.</i>

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<i>Me and my family
stick together</i>

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<i>like thighs on pressure.</i>

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<i>Bar.</i>

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<i>My name is Rachel Cho.</i>

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<i>But my friends call me Rache.</i>

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<i>Pretty soon,
I'll be graduating from one</i>

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<i>of the top universities
in the country.</i>

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<i>I have so much
to look forward to.</i>

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<i>I'm moving back in
with my parents</i>

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<i>and I'll probably start
waiting tables</i>

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<i>to help pay off
my student loans.</i>

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<i>Surprisingly,
this is the same plan shared</i>

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<i>by much
of my graduating class.</i>

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<i>We're having to come
to terms with the fact</i>

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<i>that college debt
does not miraculously blossom</i>

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<i>into a promising career.</i>

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<i>In fact, college debt
and promising careers</i>

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<i>have no relation,
whatsoever.</i>

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<i>I've maintained a 3.4 GPA</i>

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<i>and done everything
I was told to do,</i>

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<i>but I don't think
it's working.</i>

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<i>You know
what's even more depressing?</i>

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<i>Reading the blog of a felon
who's more optimistic</i>

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<i>about his future
than I am of mine.</i>

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<i>I'm talking about a man
who spent...</i>

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- Careful.
- <i>...more years</i>

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<i>in confinement
than I've been alive.</i>

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This is nuts.

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<i>And he has a clear vision</i>

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<i>for his future
than anyone I know.</i>

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More, more, more, more.

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<i>Including my professors.</i>

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Stop.

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<i>I have to meet this man
face to face.</i>

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Got it.

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<i>My final film assignment</i>

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<i>is a 10-minute short</i>

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<i>which explores the contrast
between my bleak...</i>

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Hello?

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<i>...uncertainty
as a soon-to-be college grad</i>

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and the adrenalizing
confidence of a convict

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soon to be paroled from here.

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The Miami-Daye
Correctional Facility.

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<i>The optimism
in your blog is...</i>

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Hotter than Sriracha.

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That works too.

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It's actually what inspired me
to interview you.

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If that shit inspired you,

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I got this seminar called,
"What You See Is What You Saw."

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That shit go hard
in the paint.

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Can you perform some of it?

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Maybe I can put it
in my short.

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I can a little bit.

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I can make you a little...
hot little 10-minute set.

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Okay.
Here go a little piece I just...

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I just finished off.

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But it's a little story of hope.

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I once knew this kid,
10-year-old boy,

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and his parents
named him Monica.

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They thought naming him Monica
would help build character.

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And they spelled the shit
M-Y-N-I-G-G-A, Monica.

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All right, TJ.
Sit the fuck down.

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Oh, I asked him to perform
a little bit of his seminar.

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Yes, ma'am.
And I'm telling him to do it

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with his ass in the seat.

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Make me say it again, there's
not gonna be an interview.

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Actually, come tomorrow
and collect that Gate Money,

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- so you know.
- What's "Gate Money?"

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You give like a hundred
dollars in a bus ticket.

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You know what I'm saying?
When you get out of prison,

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this is the way
if you want, you know.

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We can do this interview
in the fresh air

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while I smoke my Newport.

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- What did I say, TJ?
- I'm sitting down.

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All right.
I'm sitting down.

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- Come on.
- I was sitting down.

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- Roll over.
- That's what I was doing.

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Nigga, hold up.
Look, wait, wait, hold up.

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Are you serious? Excuse me.

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Turn over, TJ.
Turn over.

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You're getting
this shit on camera?

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You're getting
this shit on camera?

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- You see how they do?
- Why are you trying

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to fuck this up, TJ?
You're fucking it up.

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- Okay.
- What is your problem?

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We have a permit to film this.

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Do you have
a permit to film me?

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I do not think so.
Shut that thing off.

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Serious?

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- See how they do?
- You got him.

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Enjoy.

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- Hey.
- Prime time TV.

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I appreciate you sticking up
for a nigga, you know, but...

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this is what they do.

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You know, they'll come tomorrow,
TJ on their skip duty. Heard me?

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Shouldn't Officer Layne
be reported for kicking you?

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What about the next inmate?

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What about him?

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Let's say I file a complaint,
it make it all the way up

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to the Inspector
General's office.

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Still it's my word
against white folks.

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First time in my life,
I can see the light

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at the end
of the fucking tunnel.

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It ain't just some nigga burning
a cigarette in the dark.

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You heard me?

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So, I got to decide.

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Do I want justice
or do I want freedom?

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- Why not both?
- Both?

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You're a vegan
or something, huh?

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Well, she wild as shit.

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<i>People always seem amazed
with the fact</i>

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<i>that I could be so, you know,</i>

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I could be such a visionary
from behind these walls.

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<i>Anything is possible,
understand? You can do it.</i>

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It's just like...
it's like prison pussy,

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you know, you just got
to use your imagination.

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You need to get good to you.

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Niggas just think
you just walk up

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out the prison like you do
in a movie.

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<i>And I got a lot to prove, man.</i>

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A lot to prove.

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<i>You know, because there's
a lot of folks out there,</i>

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they think I ain't shit
but a runaway hamster, you know,

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because the nigga keep
getting put back in that cage.

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When I get up out this bitch,
I'ma be like stripper glitter.

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Nigga, I'm rubbing off
on everybody.

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Heard me?

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Two minutes.

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I heard you put you
on your bathtub

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I got to do a last minute review
on my pre-release plan

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to make sure a nigga
capitalizing on all the options

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available to me
when I'm on the outside.

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This way...

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Uh, no. Cameras
are not allowed in here.

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But, Ms. Judy, it's the
documentary starring me.

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So, obviously, the cameras
got to go where I go.

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Last I checked,
you're the subject

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of a 10-minute student film
not The Green Mile.

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- Okay. Can they just...
- Uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, no.

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Can they... can they film
a nigga from the hallway?

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Come here.

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Don't ever use that word
in front of me again.

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- Yes, Ms. Judy.
- Okay. Back up.

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You wanna get him down?

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- Thank you.
- Wait, wait.

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Y'all just got to lay
in the cut, okay?

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Get one camera here

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then you get another camera here
like this, right?

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And be phantom
because it's like

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that "catch the predator shit."
Heard me?

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Hmm.
You dye your hair?

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- No.
- No.

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Mr. Jackson, you haven't filed
for any housing aid.

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You don't qualify
for any child tax credits

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or disability related benefits.

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What are your plans
for employment?

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Oh, I'ma just... I'm really
just gonna start my company,

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follow my calling
being a life coach,

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motivational speaker,
well-renowned.

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Uh, okay.

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Have you contacted
your family,

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arranged for room and board

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or would you like us
to help you with that?

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Y'all kidding, right?

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My family probably waiting
for me outside right now.

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Okay. When it comes
to the Jackson family,

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I'm Michael, okay?

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They're probably gonna throw
a big old block party for me.

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Supposed to be a secret,
but you know how it is,

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- hood niggas talk.
- Language.

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Copy that. I'ma get me

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a cool little spot
in The Wood.

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Give me a sec.

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Uh, Hollywood, Florida.

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Yeah, you know,
caught me a whip.

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- And that's?
- Vehicle.

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- Yeah.
- Uh-huh.

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I am a CLS
for the department.

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Uh, Communications
and Linguistics Specialist.

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One of the things
we discovered

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was a major disconnect

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between inmates and COs,
uh, Corrections Officers,

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primarily due
to the street vernacular

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that is used by inmates
in prison.

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So, I was a natural fit
to step in and to translate.

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It's gonna be like they throw
a Scar Mitzvah for me.

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You know,
it's gonna be like that.

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Uh, it's the party you throw

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when you sue the state
for police brutality and win.

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- Yeah. Right. So, then...
- Hang on.

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The kids are... could you...

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<i>Uh, my job is to make sure</i>

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that each inmate's transition

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back to civilian life
is smooth and practical.

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And usually they move from here
to a "halfway home" to help them

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with that transition back
to civilian life.

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But, um, Mr. Jackson

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opted to spend
his halfway time

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here at the prison.

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I have never seen him
get a visitor.

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<i>Uh, he hasn't had
any phone calls.</i>

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He maybe had one letter

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and that's what prompts
my concerns.

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<i>Without a community
to lean on,</i>

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<i>prisoners usually end up</i>

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back here with us...

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for another round.

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Most y'all know me as TJ.
Heard me?

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But my government name
is Tijuana Jackson.

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Life coach with a goon-hand,

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motivational speaker,
real nigga shit.

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Now look, I know Ms. Judy
usually don't like this,

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but maybe since
it's my last day...

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Ah, don't even try it.

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- Nope.
- Okay. Uh, just checking.

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He knows better.
He's just, uh...

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showboating for the cameras.

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Mr. Jackson is one
of our more colorful inmates.

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<i>He fancies himself
a life coach</i>

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<i>and a lot of the inmates
do look up to him.</i>

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He has helped me
just talk some sense

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into some of these jits.

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Who said
we can want

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- Don't make me get loud.
- Some bullshit.

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I got this sentence,
you know,

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for siphoning gas
out a school bus.

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The shit was really like
a little misdemeanor, you know.

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But it escalated to a felony,
you know what I'm saying?

240
00:09:10,251 --> 00:09:12,019
Because nigga's
smoking a cigarette

241
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,855
therefore endangering
the lives of the kids

242
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,557
that were still on the bus,

243
00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,259
short bus, whatever it was.

244
00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,328
<i>You know, with me and TJ,</i>

245
00:09:21,362 --> 00:09:23,964
<i>we grew up together,
you know?</i>

246
00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:28,102
Roach, Judy boss,
Judy boss, your boy on TV.

247
00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,403
<i>Don't mine he's small.</i>

248
00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:31,905
You know,
he thinks big, very big.

249
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,841
<i>He's good people.
He's good people.</i>

250
00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:37,378
I got my sentence
reduced to 10 months,

251
00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:40,080
but statistics say
that I'm likely to return

252
00:09:40,114 --> 00:09:42,349
to this slave track, okay?

253
00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:44,151
Let me tell you something.

254
00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,086
I ain't coming back.
Y'all could have that.

255
00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,087
Product of the state.

256
00:09:47,121 --> 00:09:48,589
So ill I bleed HAZMAT.

257
00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,190
Fucking with a Beast.

258
00:09:50,224 --> 00:09:53,260
Savage. Beast.

259
00:09:53,294 --> 00:09:56,563
Beast. That Beast.

260
00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:58,232
Y'all don't know that one yet.

261
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,901
You're gonna know that shit
when my mixtape drop.

262
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,537
Better believe that shit.
Heard me?

263
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:08,008
The PPRP is 100%
volunteer-based.

264
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,844
Some programs rescue
any species of animal.

265
00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:14,181
<i>But this one here
is a dog's only rescue.</i>

266
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,916
What's good, Chance?

267
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,217
Huh?

268
00:10:17,251 --> 00:10:19,053
I named her Chance
because it's very rare

269
00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,487
a black man
gets a seventh chance.

270
00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:22,022
Did you say
a second chance?

271
00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:24,158
No, I said a seventh chance.

272
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,526
Come on, girl. Come on.

273
00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:26,994
She's smarter than
my ex-girlfriend,

274
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,362
I tell you that.
Raise yourself.

275
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,097
Show me that Mayweather.
You want this, huh?

276
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,131
Show me that Mayweather.

277
00:10:31,165 --> 00:10:32,866
Stop and freeze,
stop and freeze.

278
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:33,967
Huh, what you got?

279
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,235
You got heat on you, huh?

280
00:10:35,269 --> 00:10:37,004
You holding?

281
00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,872
Good girl.
Good girl. Good girl.

282
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,341
Come here.
Come here, Chance.

283
00:10:40,374 --> 00:10:42,276
He's done
an exceptional job with her.

284
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,644
Not always, man.
I done...

285
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:44,945
I done stepped on her tail.

286
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,580
I done stepped on her paw.

287
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:49,917
I done all kind of crazy.

288
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,285
I'm not incriminating
myself, am I?

289
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,653
No, you're fine.

290
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,388
But I've done
all kind of stuff to her.

291
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,523
Heard me? She ain't...
she ain't never had no grudge.

292
00:10:56,557 --> 00:11:00,060
She just let that shit go.
Now, she about to be free.

293
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,328
Meanwhile,
there's niggas in here

294
00:11:01,362 --> 00:11:03,163
getting shanked
over correctional cake.

295
00:11:03,197 --> 00:11:04,398
What's correctional cake?

296
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:08,302
Oh, it's cake
made from crushed Oreos,

297
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,939
peanut butter, and M&Ms.

298
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,974
But as I was saying
before she interrupted

299
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,578
my fucking monologue...

300
00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:20,013
we don't hold grudges,
do we, Chance?

301
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,415
Grudges hold us, huh?

302
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,351
You fucking seen me.

303
00:11:24,385 --> 00:11:26,420
Open the fucking...
I see you.

304
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,955
I know you fucking seen me.

305
00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:30,190
Get off me.
Get the fuck off me.

306
00:11:30,224 --> 00:11:32,659
Get off, nigga.
Get the fuck.

307
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,428
- It's beyond my control.
- It's bullshit.

308
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,598
I asked them. I asked them.
I asked them when I got my ERD.

309
00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:39,032
Why y'all ain't tell me then?

310
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,968
Because I thought
it was gonna work out.

311
00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:47,174
I always talk about closure.

312
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,677
I tried really hard.

313
00:11:50,712 --> 00:11:52,346
He deserves Chance,

314
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,615
but the Prison Pet
Rescue Program

315
00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:57,017
doesn't service civilians

316
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,953
and they would not
make an exception

317
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:02,189
<i>for Mr. Jackson
even though I asked.</i>

318
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,358
<i>Prison is a bitch.</i>

319
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,959
But they won't let you take
that bitch with you.

320
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,094
Don't let her
chew her hot spots.

321
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,162
- Heard me?
- Uh-hmm.

322
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,229
- Okay?
- Uh-hmm.

323
00:12:09,263 --> 00:12:10,964
And don't breed her.

324
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,566
I don't want them other mutts
shoving their cock off

325
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,435
in my dog like that.
She ain't no Instagram ho.

326
00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:16,003
Don't worry as such, bro.

327
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,337
It's Upgrade
you're dealing with, you know.

328
00:12:17,371 --> 00:12:18,740
I want you
to give her like half

329
00:12:18,773 --> 00:12:20,040
a Nutraloaf in the morning.

330
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,508
You get them out
the chow hall.

331
00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:22,643
give her
the other half at night.

332
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,678
- Uh-hmm.
- You dig?

333
00:12:24,712 --> 00:12:26,180
And you got to give
a whole lot of water

334
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,648
in between meals,
'cause that Nutraloaf

335
00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:30,752
- will shank your asshole.
- Brethren, it's family.

336
00:12:30,785 --> 00:12:33,086
This is like my little sister
with blood.

337
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,022
Anything interfere with us,
bleed.

338
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,356
Bleed.
Nigga, you can't...

339
00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:39,293
nigga, if you do...
if you do that, nigga,

340
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,195
you're gonna end up in IMU.

341
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,463
If you end up in IMU,

342
00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:43,765
she's gonna end up
in that bean slot.

343
00:12:43,798 --> 00:12:46,233
Heard me?
Look, Upgrade, Upgrade.

344
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,534
No, no, no, no.
Listen, man.

345
00:12:47,568 --> 00:12:49,069
You got to treat her life...

346
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,504
you got to treat her life
like it's your life.

347
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:51,706
You do that,
you ain't gonna believe

348
00:12:51,739 --> 00:12:53,173
what you get out of it, man.

349
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:56,109
Nigga, nigga,
I'm about to be free, nigga.

350
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,678
And when I catch you
on the outside,

351
00:12:57,712 --> 00:12:59,279
- I got work for you.
- Good.

352
00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:00,447
- Okay?
- Uh-hmm.

353
00:13:00,481 --> 00:13:02,616
Full-time life coach
assistant, okay?

354
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,117
- Full salary.
- Okay.

355
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,620
- Benefits with it, okay?
- Got you.

356
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,256
And all the roti
you can eat, you dig?

357
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,524
You can't get this
kind of respect

358
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,392
unless you're a chief.
Heard me?

359
00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:14,261
I fucked you
in your ass good, didn't I, TJ?

360
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,497
You bitch. Come on.
Tell me you like it.

361
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:18,098
Can you all edit that out?

362
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,480
<i>♪ Woo ♪</i>

363
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,328
<i>♪ Woo ♪</i>

364
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:22,195
They probably caught up in that
Fort Lauderdale traffic.

365
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,075
They'd be here.

366
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:09,276
So, should we just conduct
the interview here?

367
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,677
Is that okay?

368
00:15:10,712 --> 00:15:12,880
I thought you all wanted
to get my family in?

369
00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:16,683
Had a whole family
in the interview?

370
00:15:16,718 --> 00:15:18,920
Mr. Jackson,
this is my cameraman, Justin.

371
00:15:18,953 --> 00:15:20,420
What's up, homie?

372
00:15:20,454 --> 00:15:22,790
Hey, you fuck black guys?

373
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:31,833
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hold up.

374
00:15:31,866 --> 00:15:35,235
Hey, I'll tell you
all something.

375
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,272
Can a nigga catch a ride
with you all?

376
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,909
Well, it's getting kind of late
and we have to drive all...

377
00:15:41,943 --> 00:15:45,312
Shotgun, homie.

378
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,948
I called it, shotgun.

379
00:15:46,981 --> 00:15:49,616
They sent me this shit
right before I got popped.

380
00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:51,518
It said,
"Dear Mr. Tijuana Jackson,

381
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,789
Toastmasters reality show
is seeking contestants

382
00:15:54,822 --> 00:15:57,224
to participate
in our nationally televised

383
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,893
speakers competition program.

384
00:15:58,926 --> 00:16:01,461
They must... they must have
found me from my blog.

385
00:16:01,495 --> 00:16:02,830
I thought inmates
weren't allowed

386
00:16:02,864 --> 00:16:04,264
to have computers in prison?

387
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,465
They're not.

388
00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:07,567
So, how did you maintain a blog?

389
00:16:07,601 --> 00:16:08,970
Hey.

390
00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:11,505
Hey, fam, is she gonna talk
through the whole thing?

391
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,206
It ain't
but 10 minutes long, huh?

392
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,442
Do you mind
not smoking in my car, please?

393
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,978
- Thank you.
- It's menthol.

394
00:16:17,011 --> 00:16:20,380
Take a right after the light.

395
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,649
Right here, take a right here
because this... yeah.

396
00:16:22,683 --> 00:16:23,918
This Toastmaster reality show

397
00:16:23,951 --> 00:16:25,619
was like shark tank
of public speakers.

398
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,421
They put a nigga on the map.
Heard me?

399
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,523
Hey, black cop.
What up, nigga?

400
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:30,892
Oh, yeah.

401
00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:32,693
That's the homie.

402
00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:35,228
Built this whole empire
collecting them cans.

403
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,932
I'm gonna build my empire off
this Toastmaster thing.

404
00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:40,233
That's how I'm gonna get
my motivational speaking career

405
00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:41,869
off the block
and then you can see

406
00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:45,940
by this dope head architecture
this is Hollywood, Florida.

407
00:16:45,973 --> 00:16:47,775
I told you all they was
gonna be waiting for me.

408
00:16:47,809 --> 00:16:49,509
Now you can get your interview.

409
00:16:49,543 --> 00:16:51,244
Hold my shit.

410
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:52,279
What up, momma?

411
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,748
What you do now, Junior?

412
00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:55,582
Nothing. They're just here
to film my homecoming party.

413
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,018
Party?

414
00:16:57,051 --> 00:16:58,786
I'm supposed to celebrate you
getting out of jail

415
00:16:58,820 --> 00:16:59,954
and let the whole neighborhood

416
00:16:59,987 --> 00:17:01,688
- know my son is a felon?
- Momma.

417
00:17:01,723 --> 00:17:03,024
They already know that, Momma.

418
00:17:03,057 --> 00:17:04,291
Excuse me.

419
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,392
If it ain't no party,
why is she...

420
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,359
why is she dressed like that?

421
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,594
Dressed like what?

422
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,463
Like you
Martha Stewart's house, nigga.

423
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,431
Why are you dressed
like a homeless fam?

424
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:12,834
Junior,
why are all these folks

425
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:14,367
following you around
with these cameras?

426
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,770
Momma, they're making
a movie about me.

427
00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:17,839
That's Rachel
and that's her white friend.

428
00:17:17,872 --> 00:17:19,707
Y'all making
a movie about Junior?

429
00:17:19,741 --> 00:17:21,508
Just a short movie, ma'am.

430
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,643
- Goddamn, these mosquitoes.
- Watch your mouth, boy.

431
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:24,879
Copy that.
What's wrong with her?

432
00:17:24,912 --> 00:17:26,580
Late for work.
Lil Eric out of control,

433
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:27,982
can't tell him nothing.
Well, let me talk to him.

434
00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:29,483
- Where he at?
- I don't know.

435
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,818
He out there running
with them hoodlums.

436
00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:32,053
He running with... Sharea.

437
00:17:32,086 --> 00:17:33,788
- Where my nephew?
- Leave me alone.

438
00:17:33,821 --> 00:17:34,922
I bet you I find him.

439
00:17:34,956 --> 00:17:36,656
What'd you all do
with my BB gun?

440
00:17:36,690 --> 00:17:38,558
- I don't need your help.
- Junior. Stop.

441
00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:39,927
You just got out of jail.

442
00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:41,863
Where is it?

443
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,969
- Uh-uh. Come on now.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.

444
00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:49,904
Goddamn, Sharea.
This shit cost me $4.

445
00:17:49,937 --> 00:17:51,005
Yeah, but you just
sit your slow ass down.

446
00:17:51,038 --> 00:17:53,540
You just got out of jail.
I'm about to call Big Eric.

447
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,474
- Oh, y'all on speaking terms?
- Not really.

448
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,743
Her baby daddy,
he don't give a shit

449
00:17:55,777 --> 00:17:57,879
about his own son, it's to claim
little nigga on his income tax.

450
00:17:57,912 --> 00:17:59,513
Should have named
little nigga W-2, heard me?

451
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,915
If she... I go away,
do a little bid.

452
00:18:00,948 --> 00:18:02,582
She can't look
after her own son. Know why?

453
00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:04,018
'Cause she too busy
trying to get that eggplant

454
00:18:04,051 --> 00:18:05,685
- off the Internet.
- I know you did not

455
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:06,888
- just say that.
- I said what I said.

456
00:18:06,921 --> 00:18:08,388
Okay. Let me tell you
all something.

457
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,957
Don't get this thing
twisted, okay?

458
00:18:09,991 --> 00:18:11,558
I'm the only person
in this family with a degree.

459
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,426
When I was pregnant,
I went back to school

460
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,328
- to get my bachelors, okay?
- Okay. Ask her who paid for it.

461
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,098
Now meanwhile, this fool
right here in other news,

462
00:18:17,131 --> 00:18:19,399
he done went backwards,
State pen University,

463
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:20,835
State pen University.

464
00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:22,770
Ask her... ask her
who paid for the damn degree.

465
00:18:22,804 --> 00:18:24,437
- It don't matter.
- TJ.

466
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,940
It don't...
let me tell you all something.

467
00:18:25,973 --> 00:18:27,507
TJ.

468
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:30,111
Sit down.

469
00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:31,846
And you stop too.

470
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,098
Excuse me. Can we go now?

471
00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:53,034
Come on, baby.

472
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:54,936
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

473
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,015
Watch out, hon.

474
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:53,094
That's Rukus, he's a cool,
little motherfucker.

475
00:19:53,127 --> 00:19:55,695
He don't like black people
but he think I'm Dominican.

476
00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:57,198
Go back inside
and get you some juice.

477
00:19:57,231 --> 00:19:59,200
I'll be back.

478
00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:00,801
My children, I don't know

479
00:20:00,835 --> 00:20:02,535
what I'm gonna do with them.

480
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,205
Momma, you know
can't nobody tell TJ nothing.

481
00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:06,140
I taught you all
better than that.

482
00:20:06,173 --> 00:20:08,976
You all is plural.
Don't include me in his mess.

483
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:11,712
Are you serious?
No. Why?

484
00:20:11,746 --> 00:20:12,847
Because I asked for somebody

485
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,148
to cover my shift
for 20 minutes?

486
00:20:14,181 --> 00:20:15,950
All he had to do was say,
"No, ma'am."

487
00:20:15,983 --> 00:20:18,052
Sharea? You ain't gonna offer
the white people no juice?

488
00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:19,619
Oh, get the hell
off this, boy.

489
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,122
Hey, we're gonna finish
this conversation

490
00:20:21,155 --> 00:20:22,957
- before you go home. Hear me?
- We don't have a home.

491
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:24,158
What you mean?

492
00:20:24,191 --> 00:20:25,692
Quit acting like
it's your business.

493
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:28,729
- Quit acting like you care.
- I don't care?

494
00:20:28,763 --> 00:20:30,497
You got me twisted
with Big Eric, boy.

495
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,767
Have I ever one time...
have I ever one time

496
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,768
missed one of your debates?

497
00:20:33,801 --> 00:20:35,036
Yes.

498
00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:36,938
- Because I was in jail, right?
- Whatever.

499
00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:38,638
Well, nigga, don't act like
it ain't a good excuse.

500
00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,507
Anytime I was out of jail,
I was at this nigga's debates.

501
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,742
So, what're you gonna do now,

502
00:20:41,776 --> 00:20:43,144
play good uncle
for a couple of weeks

503
00:20:43,177 --> 00:20:45,079
- then go back to jail?
- That's what you want?

504
00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:47,181
No, but that's what
always happens.

505
00:20:47,214 --> 00:20:50,483
Lil Eric,
get your ass in this house.

506
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:53,620
Can I...

507
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,022
I can't even talk
to my damn nephew.

508
00:20:55,056 --> 00:20:56,690
I'll tell you, man.
We got this thing in prison

509
00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:57,992
called peek-a-boos, right?

510
00:20:58,025 --> 00:20:59,559
And what it is,
is when you really wanna

511
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,128
humiliate a motherfucker,
you push your dick

512
00:21:01,162 --> 00:21:03,530
between their legs,
make them blow you from the back

513
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,665
this way when you cum
you can shit in his face.

514
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:08,202
I tell you,
that shit is humiliating.

515
00:21:08,235 --> 00:21:09,737
Hey. Oh.

516
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,139
Momma said you need those
and this is from me.

517
00:21:12,173 --> 00:21:13,741
You get these
from the Indian Reservation?

518
00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:15,508
Yeah. Why?

519
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,144
So, you're gonna go all the way
to the damn Reservation

520
00:21:17,178 --> 00:21:18,846
and you can't come scoop
a nigga from the joint?

521
00:21:18,879 --> 00:21:20,181
In what, nigga?

522
00:21:20,214 --> 00:21:21,983
I looked the fucking
Underground Railroad to you?

523
00:21:22,016 --> 00:21:23,017
What happened to your car?

524
00:21:23,050 --> 00:21:24,617
Mind your business.

525
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,187
- Where did you find Lil Eric?
- Mind your business.

526
00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:27,587
It ain't a man's business
to speak

527
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,688
on another man's business.

528
00:21:28,723 --> 00:21:29,824
Well, you ain't much of a man.

529
00:21:29,857 --> 00:21:30,958
So, we don't have that problem.

530
00:21:30,992 --> 00:21:32,259
At least I ain't no snitch.

531
00:21:32,293 --> 00:21:33,894
Okay. See.

532
00:21:33,928 --> 00:21:35,763
this is exactly why he ain't
gonna get no gold seal.

533
00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:36,964
This motherfucker
got his freedom,

534
00:21:36,998 --> 00:21:38,565
but still operating
on the outside

535
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,034
like his ass is in prison.

536
00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:42,669
Black fucker.

537
00:21:47,241 --> 00:21:49,076
Welcome home.

538
00:21:49,110 --> 00:21:51,078
- <i>What you watching?</i>
- <i>Fight.</i>

539
00:21:51,112 --> 00:21:52,679
And you got school
in the morning?

540
00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:56,150
- No. School closed out.
- What, teachers on strike?

541
00:21:56,183 --> 00:21:58,719
Sewage backed up
and flooded the first floor.

542
00:21:58,753 --> 00:22:00,888
Started to smell
like grandma's bed pan.

543
00:22:00,921 --> 00:22:02,156
I thought they fixed
that shit last year?

544
00:22:02,189 --> 00:22:04,025
Uh-uh.
They just moved the gym

545
00:22:04,058 --> 00:22:06,626
to the second floor
and served lunch outside.

546
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,995
But everybody
started getting sick,

547
00:22:08,029 --> 00:22:10,264
so the health department
shut it down

548
00:22:10,297 --> 00:22:12,333
after a few people died.

549
00:22:12,366 --> 00:22:14,601
Why you ain't transfer
to a different school then?

550
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:18,906
Uh-hmm. We tried,
but there wasn't enough room.

551
00:22:18,939 --> 00:22:22,675
Hmm, I'm cool with it though.

552
00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:24,011
Florida's finest.

553
00:22:24,045 --> 00:22:25,578
God, I didn't know
you're gonna bring

554
00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:26,914
- these cameras with you.
- This is my room.

555
00:22:26,947 --> 00:22:28,215
Not anymore.
Momma said I could use it.

556
00:22:28,249 --> 00:22:29,616
Now, get out.

557
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,085
Where am I supposed
to sleep, Sharea?

558
00:22:31,118 --> 00:22:32,753
Sleep? I'm still waiting on you
to wake the fuck up.

559
00:22:32,787 --> 00:22:33,988
Bitch, I've asked you nicely.

560
00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:35,655
Get the fuck back.

561
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,291
You know Lil Eric out there
sleeping on the sofa, huh?

562
00:22:37,324 --> 00:22:38,826
I know. He don't like
to sleep in here.

563
00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:40,861
- Goddamn.
- Why not?

564
00:22:40,895 --> 00:22:43,931
You just don't want me
to shit in peace, do you?

565
00:22:43,964 --> 00:22:46,133
We got the whole room smelling
like Michael Moore asshole.

566
00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:47,334
Fuck you, TJ.

567
00:22:47,368 --> 00:22:49,203
Light a goddamn match.

568
00:22:49,236 --> 00:22:52,273
Tropic thunder
all in the hood and shit.

569
00:23:01,015 --> 00:23:03,050
- Mr. Jackson?
- Show's over.

570
00:23:03,084 --> 00:23:04,617
You can go home now.

571
00:23:42,923 --> 00:23:44,058
Is this the same house?

572
00:23:44,091 --> 00:23:45,726
I guess they mowed the lawn.

573
00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,061
Most of it, anyway.

574
00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:48,362
I thought you all
would be gone by now.

575
00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:51,198
All the shit
you all done see.

576
00:23:51,232 --> 00:23:54,034
You all really
trying to fuck with TJ, huh?

577
00:23:54,068 --> 00:23:56,270
- You like being on TV?
- No.

578
00:23:56,303 --> 00:23:58,072
You do now.
Show me the carburetor.

579
00:23:58,105 --> 00:23:59,340
Um...

580
00:23:59,373 --> 00:24:00,908
What the fuck you pointing at,
little nigga?

581
00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:02,443
It ain't no carburetor.
It's fuel injected, boy.

582
00:24:02,476 --> 00:24:05,279
Lil Eric?

583
00:24:05,312 --> 00:24:06,914
Boy, you got me walking

584
00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:09,049
all over this house
looking for you.

585
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:10,251
Where did you sleep last night?

586
00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:11,919
In the car with Uncle TJ.

587
00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:13,888
Okay. Well, baby,
unless you want mama

588
00:24:13,921 --> 00:24:15,089
to break both your damn ankles,

589
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:16,257
you're gonna need to let me know

590
00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:18,025
before you leave
out this house, okay?

591
00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:19,393
Thank you.

592
00:24:19,426 --> 00:24:21,362
And why can't your ass
park on the street

593
00:24:21,395 --> 00:24:23,063
like regular fucking people?

594
00:24:23,097 --> 00:24:25,332
Damn get... you don't have shit.

595
00:24:28,469 --> 00:24:29,970
Try it now.

596
00:24:39,013 --> 00:24:42,750
Well, hold on, nigga,
before you flood it.

597
00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:43,984
Try it now.

598
00:24:49,490 --> 00:24:53,160
Hey, go park it over there.

599
00:24:53,194 --> 00:24:55,162
Got my first DUI
when he's like 10 years old.

600
00:24:55,196 --> 00:24:56,864
Little nigga been driving
ever since.

601
00:24:56,897 --> 00:24:57,898
Fuck Uber.

602
00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:01,835
Shit.

603
00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:08,842
What happened?

604
00:25:08,876 --> 00:25:10,711
You ain't get a copy
of your parole release rules?

605
00:25:12,046 --> 00:25:14,048
I couldn't get my car to start.
That's why I'm late.

606
00:25:15,249 --> 00:25:17,184
What's this?
What's the camera crew?

607
00:25:17,218 --> 00:25:18,452
- Uh...
- You ain't filming

608
00:25:18,485 --> 00:25:20,354
- no porn shit, are you?
- No. Hey.

609
00:25:20,387 --> 00:25:21,322
Say hi, Lil Eric.

610
00:25:21,355 --> 00:25:23,224
- Hey.
- Hey, Lil Eric.

611
00:25:24,992 --> 00:25:28,229
Your shirt... put a shirt on.

612
00:25:28,262 --> 00:25:29,964
Three hundred dollars
a month in court cost.

613
00:25:29,997 --> 00:25:32,099
Fifty dollars
to the crime victims right fund.

614
00:25:32,132 --> 00:25:33,434
Ten dollars a month for a year,

615
00:25:33,467 --> 00:25:35,135
eleven dollars a month
to pay for my CCs

616
00:25:35,169 --> 00:25:36,804
and I got to pay
for UAs too, though?

617
00:25:36,837 --> 00:25:39,406
- That's a decent payment plan.
- For who?

618
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,742
Well, how much're they paying
for your little life story?

619
00:25:42,943 --> 00:25:43,944
That's classified.

620
00:25:45,846 --> 00:25:47,815
Uh-uh. Hey. You, two.

621
00:25:47,848 --> 00:25:50,451
Come here. Come here.

622
00:25:52,486 --> 00:25:54,755
What are you all
really filming?

623
00:26:02,329 --> 00:26:06,133
You know, being TJ's PO...

624
00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:07,568
is frustrating, you know,

625
00:26:07,601 --> 00:26:10,971
because he got a lot
of potential, you know?

626
00:26:11,005 --> 00:26:14,908
But he stay doing
some stupid shit.

627
00:26:19,313 --> 00:26:21,115
<i>So you gonna go
closed caption on a nigga?</i>

628
00:26:21,148 --> 00:26:22,316
I'm trying
to help you earn a living

629
00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:23,550
and you're steady
blowing wolf tickets.

630
00:26:23,584 --> 00:26:24,885
- But Cheryl.
- Don't touch me.

631
00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:26,287
Got... you know what?
Hey, hey.

632
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,921
I don't know when Cheryl
got the SuperGluing

633
00:26:27,955 --> 00:26:29,123
her asshole like that.

634
00:26:29,156 --> 00:26:30,491
But let me tell
y'all something...

635
00:26:30,524 --> 00:26:32,026
- Nigga, perimeters.
- Hey, hey, she wasn't

636
00:26:32,059 --> 00:26:33,460
this uptight back
in high school. Hear me?

637
00:26:33,494 --> 00:26:34,995
She used to manage
rappers and shit.

638
00:26:35,029 --> 00:26:36,230
- Remember Wonder Dyke?
- Oh.

639
00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:38,399
<i>♪ Love dick. Hate men. Yeah ♪</i>

640
00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:40,434
<i>♪ Might suck dick now and
again, but we ain't friends ♪</i>

641
00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:42,002
She was cold as fuck.
What happened to her?

642
00:26:42,036 --> 00:26:43,937
She was... she was tight.
She grew up.

643
00:26:43,971 --> 00:26:45,272
She got married.
She has some twins.

644
00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:46,473
What about you?

645
00:26:46,507 --> 00:26:48,375
Have you coordinated
one job interview yet?

646
00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:49,843
Interview for what, Cheryl?

647
00:26:49,877 --> 00:26:51,345
I'm gonna build
my motivational company

648
00:26:51,378 --> 00:26:53,947
from the floor up until
it blow up and get my dough up.

649
00:26:53,981 --> 00:26:55,983
How you gonna eat?
How you gonna pay bills, hmm?

650
00:26:56,016 --> 00:26:57,351
How you gonna
stay off them blocks?

651
00:26:57,384 --> 00:26:58,952
By being the world's
coldest life coach.

652
00:26:58,986 --> 00:27:00,421
- That's how.
- You better find that bridge.

653
00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:01,989
You better find that bridge

654
00:27:02,022 --> 00:27:03,324
because you ain't about
to be idol on my watch.

655
00:27:03,357 --> 00:27:04,925
Oh, I'm gonna
be somebody's idol.

656
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,327
- You can count on that.
- And you can count on me

657
00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,062
taking your ass back to jail
if you stay unemployed.

658
00:27:08,095 --> 00:27:10,030
- I mean that.
- Okay. Hey, hey, hey, Lil E.

659
00:27:10,064 --> 00:27:13,100
Lil E.
Lil E, what's old boy's name?

660
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,635
The Tech Jew
went on the internet,

661
00:27:14,668 --> 00:27:16,036
the entrepreneur and got rich.

662
00:27:16,070 --> 00:27:17,638
- He'll never know.
- Evan Spiegel?

663
00:27:17,671 --> 00:27:19,173
No, the one that be
with all the Asian gals.

664
00:27:19,206 --> 00:27:21,475
- Oh, I know.
- Mark Zuckerberg?

665
00:27:21,508 --> 00:27:22,876
That nigga. Yeah.

666
00:27:22,910 --> 00:27:24,545
Go on Mark Zuckerberg page
and tell him

667
00:27:24,578 --> 00:27:26,246
that Cheryl said
that he's unemployed.

668
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,015
- Let me know what he say.
- No. Don't tell him that.

669
00:27:28,048 --> 00:27:30,117
I ain't say that.
You the one on probation.

670
00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:32,886
Yeah. Okay. But nobody
wanna hide no ex-felon

671
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,488
and that's why I'm trying
to explain to you, Cheryl.

672
00:27:34,521 --> 00:27:36,623
You got a list of companies
that do just that, TJ.

673
00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:38,592
Yeah. But that list...
that list ain't as long

674
00:27:38,625 --> 00:27:40,094
as the list of companies
that I worked for

675
00:27:40,127 --> 00:27:41,328
when I was inside the joint.

676
00:27:41,362 --> 00:27:44,598
And that's real nigga shit.
Heard me?

677
00:27:44,631 --> 00:27:46,600
Yow, I might as well
talk to a fucking corpse

678
00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:48,302
because this,
this one don't listen.

679
00:27:48,335 --> 00:27:50,571
Okay. I'ma be a rich corpse.
Heard that?

680
00:27:50,604 --> 00:27:53,640
I promised Momma Jackson
that I was gonna do my best

681
00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:55,342
to keep TJ out of prison
and that's what I'm gonna do.

682
00:27:55,376 --> 00:27:56,944
I'm gonna do my best
to keep TJ out of prison.

683
00:27:56,977 --> 00:27:58,445
- Stop ear hustling.
- Cheryl don't do shit.

684
00:27:58,479 --> 00:28:00,247
I'm not talking to you.
I'm talking to them.

685
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,182
- It's about me, though.
- Okay. As I was saying...

686
00:28:02,216 --> 00:28:04,084
- It's about me though.
- ...this is what we're gonna

687
00:28:04,118 --> 00:28:05,652
do starting bright
and early tomorrow morning,

688
00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:08,188
I'ma be on TJ's doorstep
every single day until he finds

689
00:28:08,222 --> 00:28:10,023
himself a job. And you know
what? I'ma personally drive

690
00:28:10,057 --> 00:28:11,658
him to every single interview
because that's, that's what

691
00:28:11,692 --> 00:28:13,327
- I'm... is that a check?
- Can I... Can I just... can I

692
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,962
- show you something? No.
- Is it a check stub?

693
00:28:14,995 --> 00:28:16,430
- No. Okay. No. Okay.
- Is it proof of employment?

694
00:28:16,463 --> 00:28:18,098
Wait. But wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Hold on.

695
00:28:18,132 --> 00:28:19,666
Okay. Well, then there's
nothing that I need to see.

696
00:28:19,701 --> 00:28:21,368
The Toastmasters... if the
Toastmasters came to you

697
00:28:21,402 --> 00:28:23,337
and said I want you
to be on a reality show.

698
00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:25,506
Does that not say something
about your credentials?

699
00:28:25,539 --> 00:28:27,040
Nice talk, TJ.
I'ma see you tomorrow,

700
00:28:27,074 --> 00:28:28,675
- all right?
- I... you just...

701
00:28:28,710 --> 00:28:31,111
Do you think your Uncle
would make a great life coach?

702
00:28:31,145 --> 00:28:32,312
Don't show up
when I blow up.

703
00:28:32,346 --> 00:28:34,214
I don't know.

704
00:28:34,248 --> 00:28:36,083
You can't be a failure
and a life coach

705
00:28:36,116 --> 00:28:37,651
at the same time.

706
00:28:37,684 --> 00:28:39,386
What's wrong, Junior?

707
00:28:42,589 --> 00:28:44,358
I, as in Insurgents.

708
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:47,194
J as in Jamiroquai.
Yes, ma'am.

709
00:28:47,227 --> 00:28:48,462
Yes.
Jackson.

710
00:28:48,495 --> 00:28:49,963
Yeah.
That's right.

711
00:28:49,997 --> 00:28:51,331
Uh-hmm.

712
00:28:51,365 --> 00:28:53,634
So how many contestants
do y'all usually have?

713
00:28:55,703 --> 00:28:58,539
Okay.
Uh-hmm.

714
00:28:58,572 --> 00:29:01,108
Well, how did Toastmasters
find me, anyway?

715
00:29:02,543 --> 00:29:04,344
Oh, yes.

716
00:29:04,378 --> 00:29:05,112
Okay.

717
00:29:06,647 --> 00:29:08,415
No. Yes, ma'am, I did.
Yes, I am.

718
00:29:08,449 --> 00:29:09,516
Uh-hmm.

719
00:29:09,550 --> 00:29:12,085
No, thank you.
Okay.

720
00:29:12,119 --> 00:29:13,987
Toastmasters just left
a little message.

721
00:29:14,021 --> 00:29:15,556
Your sister won't sign
the release waiver

722
00:29:15,589 --> 00:29:17,124
for a documentary.

723
00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:19,326
Fuck, I don't want her
to be in my shit, no way.

724
00:29:19,359 --> 00:29:22,162
But some of our best material
is with you and Lil Eric.

725
00:29:22,196 --> 00:29:24,097
It's the heart of our story.

726
00:29:24,131 --> 00:29:25,299
Shit. Give it to me.
I'll sign it.

727
00:29:25,332 --> 00:29:27,067
No.
Lil Eric is a minor.

728
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,303
We need a signature
from his legal guardian.

729
00:29:29,336 --> 00:29:30,738
Is that Sharea?

730
00:29:30,772 --> 00:29:33,173
You think we can get her
to sign up before we leave?

731
00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,176
Before you leave?

732
00:29:37,712 --> 00:29:39,079
- Well...
- We have everything

733
00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:40,782
that we need.

734
00:29:40,815 --> 00:29:43,317
So you...

735
00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:44,752
you're gonna end the show
in the middle

736
00:29:44,786 --> 00:29:46,420
of the fucking cliffhanger?

737
00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:49,656
Y'all don't wanna see a nigga
go from baboon to tycoon?

738
00:29:49,690 --> 00:29:52,092
Mr. Jackson,
we actually didn't intend

739
00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:54,461
to film as much as we did.

740
00:29:54,495 --> 00:29:58,065
But you did. I mean, you past
that whole fucking

741
00:29:58,098 --> 00:29:59,466
10-minute class assignment.

742
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,102
Now you're in that Spielberg,
Tyler Perry level shit

743
00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:04,037
with all the footage
you done got.

744
00:30:04,071 --> 00:30:06,774
Yes. But that wasn't
the assignment.

745
00:30:06,808 --> 00:30:08,475
Oh.
Oh.

746
00:30:08,509 --> 00:30:09,643
Oh.
Oh, okay.

747
00:30:09,676 --> 00:30:11,713
Oh, I see. College,
College Education

748
00:30:11,746 --> 00:30:13,213
got you trained
real good. I get it.

749
00:30:13,247 --> 00:30:15,182
- Okay. I get it.
- What does that mean?

750
00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:17,084
No. Just means that your
professor told you to do

751
00:30:17,117 --> 00:30:18,552
a 10-minute assignment, right?

752
00:30:18,585 --> 00:30:21,154
And you happened into a full
length feature blockbuster,

753
00:30:21,188 --> 00:30:23,257
but all you can think about
is little 10-minute project

754
00:30:23,290 --> 00:30:25,827
that he told you to do,
right?

755
00:30:25,860 --> 00:30:30,063
Well, maybe if
you did what you were told,

756
00:30:30,097 --> 00:30:31,766
you'd spend less time
in jail.

757
00:30:31,799 --> 00:30:32,800
Oh.
Wow.

758
00:30:32,834 --> 00:30:35,135
Spunky little Wild Child,
huh?

759
00:30:35,168 --> 00:30:37,304
Well, let me tell you
something.

760
00:30:38,539 --> 00:30:40,674
You're a little younger.
You might not get this.

761
00:30:40,708 --> 00:30:43,243
But you don't need bars
to be in prison.

762
00:30:43,277 --> 00:30:45,212
You gotta ask yourself,
"Why is it a nigga fresh out

763
00:30:45,245 --> 00:30:46,714
the joint can see
a brighter future for you

764
00:30:46,748 --> 00:30:49,416
than you can see
for yourself?" Hmm?

765
00:30:50,818 --> 00:30:52,519
How's that for confinement?

766
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,441
You wanna hear some music?

767
00:31:14,474 --> 00:31:15,843
What music?
Your music?

768
00:31:15,877 --> 00:31:17,477
- Yeah.
- No.

769
00:31:27,822 --> 00:31:29,623
It's obvious
you don't have a plan.

770
00:31:29,656 --> 00:31:31,759
- Would you like to hear mine?
- Okay. Look, first of all,

771
00:31:31,793 --> 00:31:33,694
don't be rolling your eyes at me
because I ain't your momma.

772
00:31:33,728 --> 00:31:35,529
And if you tell me your plan,
don't tell it to me like you

773
00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:36,898
think you're smarter than me.

774
00:31:36,931 --> 00:31:39,266
Uh-hmm.
First things first.

775
00:31:39,299 --> 00:31:41,568
You have at least 10,000
followers on Prison Logic.

776
00:31:41,602 --> 00:31:43,270
- Uh-hmm.
- That's his blog?

777
00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:45,740
- Yup.
- That many followers?

778
00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:48,375
- Are you sure?
- I'm the one who maintains it,

779
00:31:49,911 --> 00:31:52,379
I think.

780
00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:55,315
Can I talk to my nephew
off camera for a minute, please?

781
00:31:55,349 --> 00:31:57,719
- Can you step outside, please?
- Yeah. Let's go.

782
00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:04,591
You can't be snitching.

783
00:32:04,625 --> 00:32:06,426
- I'm not.
- You just told her

784
00:32:06,460 --> 00:32:08,662
that I got you maintaining my
blog while I'm inside the joint.

785
00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:10,197
- But it's true.
- Yeah. Okay.

786
00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:13,300
Well, just don't talk
about it on camera, okay?

787
00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:15,903
Now, now, look, I'm talking
to you like a man, okay?

788
00:32:15,937 --> 00:32:18,740
Because your momma
can't do it, okay?

789
00:32:18,773 --> 00:32:20,407
You see that white girl
over there?

790
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,709
She's not white.
She's Asian.

791
00:32:21,743 --> 00:32:23,577
Okay. Whatever. Well,
she's so black curious,

792
00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:24,712
she's probably gonna let me hit.

793
00:32:24,746 --> 00:32:26,346
But you got to make me
look good.

794
00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:28,649
- Make you look good?
- Man, just tell me your plan.

795
00:32:28,682 --> 00:32:30,417
Well, the first thing
you should do is make

796
00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:31,719
an announcement on your blog.

797
00:32:31,753 --> 00:32:33,320
Let all your followers
know you're out

798
00:32:33,353 --> 00:32:35,355
and starting your own
consultation business.

799
00:32:35,389 --> 00:32:36,891
Post it all over
the Internet.

800
00:32:36,924 --> 00:32:38,692
But you just can't rely
on social media.

801
00:32:38,726 --> 00:32:40,360
You have to connect
with the people.

802
00:32:40,394 --> 00:32:41,863
You have to campaign
and let the people

803
00:32:41,896 --> 00:32:43,563
know you're the real deal.

804
00:32:43,597 --> 00:32:46,366
Make flyers, go door
to door, shake hands,

805
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,534
kiss babies.

806
00:32:49,670 --> 00:32:50,637
I like that.

807
00:32:50,671 --> 00:32:51,672
Uh-huh.

808
00:32:51,706 --> 00:32:52,807
You know what? Okay.

809
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,941
Let me tell you something,
man.

810
00:32:53,975 --> 00:32:56,643
Look, I know you
ain't been hearing

811
00:32:56,677 --> 00:32:58,345
from your daddy lately
and then your momma

812
00:32:58,378 --> 00:32:59,881
having a tough time.
But,

813
00:32:59,914 --> 00:33:02,282
you know, it don't mean
that they don't love you,

814
00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:03,617
you hear me?

815
00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:05,519
I know.

816
00:33:05,552 --> 00:33:07,822
Okay. I like your plan though,
that's good.

817
00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:09,289
Come on. Let's go.

818
00:33:12,026 --> 00:33:13,761
All right.
Sometimes that seatbelt

819
00:33:13,795 --> 00:33:17,732
don't lock in so if it don't,
just sit safe, okay?

820
00:33:17,765 --> 00:33:20,367
Now, look, I just heard
my nephew's plan,

821
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,436
I'll tell you the truth,
okay?

822
00:33:22,469 --> 00:33:24,671
Okay. It would be perfect plan
if we were selling Girl Scout

823
00:33:24,706 --> 00:33:26,007
cookies.

824
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,508
This means I'm gonna stick
to my initial blueprint,

825
00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:30,444
okay? What I'ma do
is I'll make an announcement

826
00:33:30,477 --> 00:33:33,014
on my blog, okay?
Let all my followers know

827
00:33:33,047 --> 00:33:35,515
that I'm out the joint
and the nigga launching

828
00:33:35,549 --> 00:33:37,284
his own consultation company.

829
00:33:37,317 --> 00:33:39,386
And in fact, I'm gonna post
that shit all over the internet.

830
00:33:39,419 --> 00:33:41,756
- I just said that.
- But I can't just rely

831
00:33:41,789 --> 00:33:45,659
on social media, see?
So what I'ma do is I got...

832
00:33:45,692 --> 00:33:47,594
I got to connect
with the people

833
00:33:47,627 --> 00:33:49,764
on the grass roots level.
You know what I'm saying?

834
00:33:49,797 --> 00:33:51,531
So what I should do
is I got to print flyers,

835
00:33:51,565 --> 00:33:53,300
I gotta go door to door,
I got to shake hands,

836
00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:56,503
I gotta kiss babies.
Heard me?

837
00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:58,005
Okay. Let's get started.

838
00:34:07,982 --> 00:34:09,050
I got another spot.

839
00:34:11,618 --> 00:34:14,021
Hey, y'all interested
in some motivational speaking?

840
00:34:14,055 --> 00:34:15,455
Some life coaching?

841
00:34:15,489 --> 00:34:16,958
I can come to y'all schools
and talk.

842
00:34:16,991 --> 00:34:18,926
How would you feel about
yourself knowing you cheated

843
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,996
on a woman that you spent
so much time choosing?

844
00:34:22,029 --> 00:34:24,598
I just now realize
how much I am insecure.

845
00:34:24,631 --> 00:34:27,400
My situation, my daughter
made a choice for me

846
00:34:27,434 --> 00:34:29,003
not to date anyone.

847
00:34:29,036 --> 00:34:30,570
Well, nigga,
she's your daughter.

848
00:34:30,604 --> 00:34:32,372
My girlfriend dumped me
in a foreign country.

849
00:34:32,405 --> 00:34:33,975
So, you know Hakeem
on Little Chicken?

850
00:34:34,008 --> 00:34:35,675
Yeah. Them niggas
doing like 12 years

851
00:34:35,710 --> 00:34:37,945
in MKT for kidnapping
and armed robbery.

852
00:34:37,979 --> 00:34:40,014
I told her she's like,
"Oh, look at me."

853
00:34:40,047 --> 00:34:41,749
I'm like, "Bitch,
look at me. Shit.

854
00:34:41,783 --> 00:34:43,416
Your love bubbles
and banging.

855
00:34:43,450 --> 00:34:46,087
I'm fucking up here with
the white girl ass and shit.

856
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,855
I'm enjoying
this motherfucker.

857
00:34:47,889 --> 00:34:49,891
And he ain't even reply back.
I'm like, "Look, nigga,

858
00:34:49,924 --> 00:34:52,425
all asses look the same bent
over. Thank you.com."

859
00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:54,729
People should be with you
by choice

860
00:34:54,762 --> 00:34:55,997
not by manipulation.

861
00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:57,799
You've been through your
share of pain.

862
00:34:57,832 --> 00:34:59,801
But it's not up
to your daughter

863
00:34:59,834 --> 00:35:01,601
to determine
your healing process.

864
00:35:01,635 --> 00:35:03,570
I had just seen him,
went home,

865
00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:06,941
and the nurse
had called and said,

866
00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:08,743
"You know, your dad wants
you to come up here."

867
00:35:08,776 --> 00:35:12,013
You want wife,
a side chick,

868
00:35:12,046 --> 00:35:13,714
but you're ruining
your family for one.

869
00:35:13,748 --> 00:35:16,383
Well, when you say it like
that, it sounds very dumb.

870
00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:18,485
Well, at that point,
I will agree.

871
00:35:18,518 --> 00:35:20,453
- You don't like questions?
- No.

872
00:35:20,487 --> 00:35:23,390
Especially questions
from the people that love you.

873
00:35:23,423 --> 00:35:25,458
I just sit and think
that he would,

874
00:35:25,492 --> 00:35:27,561
you know, actually ever

875
00:35:27,594 --> 00:35:29,663
really pass away.

876
00:35:29,696 --> 00:35:32,900
Life is like a vending
machine, man.

877
00:35:32,934 --> 00:35:35,036
It's full of change.

878
00:35:35,069 --> 00:35:37,738
So you got to be wise
about your smacks.

879
00:35:37,772 --> 00:35:39,639
You're on this green grass

880
00:35:39,673 --> 00:35:41,374
looking beautiful, okay?

881
00:35:41,408 --> 00:35:42,977
You find a way
to point out stars

882
00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:44,078
and flat asses.

883
00:35:44,111 --> 00:35:45,545
One thing you learn
in prison,

884
00:35:45,579 --> 00:35:47,048
it's not about the size
of the ass,

885
00:35:47,081 --> 00:35:49,116
it's the size
of the asshole.

886
00:35:49,150 --> 00:35:51,085
We rather our kids go to
school and ask questions

887
00:35:51,118 --> 00:35:52,753
than come home
and ask questions.

888
00:35:52,787 --> 00:35:54,789
And that's the problem.
You are meditating more

889
00:35:54,822 --> 00:35:57,490
on a daily basis...

890
00:35:57,524 --> 00:36:01,162
about your history
than you are about your future,

891
00:36:01,195 --> 00:36:04,598
and then you ask yourself
why you keep finding niggas

892
00:36:04,631 --> 00:36:06,600
that can't appreciate
flat asses.

893
00:36:06,633 --> 00:36:07,702
Y'all getting this?

894
00:36:07,735 --> 00:36:10,037
This is good shit.

895
00:36:10,071 --> 00:36:11,839
I'm
give you an assignment.

896
00:36:11,873 --> 00:36:14,608
Lil E, we're getting low
on flyers.

897
00:36:14,641 --> 00:36:17,144
Just put them
on a nice card.

898
00:36:17,178 --> 00:36:18,813
That's the way
you promote a business.

899
00:36:18,846 --> 00:36:20,047
Let's do some more.

900
00:36:20,081 --> 00:36:21,615
You heard that quote
I told that one girl?

901
00:36:21,648 --> 00:36:23,184
Which quote?
There were so many.

902
00:36:23,217 --> 00:36:25,452
"Just because someone admires
you for your integrity

903
00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:26,754
doesn't mean
they have integrity."

904
00:36:26,787 --> 00:36:28,155
It's one of my favoriteas.

905
00:36:28,189 --> 00:36:29,891
People really took
your advice to heart.

906
00:36:29,924 --> 00:36:31,691
I should've made a hundred
and thirty-seven dollars

907
00:36:31,726 --> 00:36:33,493
off that shit too.

908
00:36:40,234 --> 00:36:41,601
How?

909
00:36:46,941 --> 00:36:48,642
you got no pocket,
do you think

910
00:36:48,675 --> 00:36:51,145
I can get like
five dollars from you?

911
00:37:02,023 --> 00:37:03,724
Can I hold $20?

912
00:37:03,758 --> 00:37:04,992
Can I please hold $20?

913
00:37:05,026 --> 00:37:06,827
So, you're actually
asking for $20?

914
00:37:06,861 --> 00:37:08,062
You got like $20 I can hold?

915
00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:10,031
Hold?
Like just a hold?

916
00:37:10,064 --> 00:37:11,198
Were you talking
to my daughters?

917
00:37:11,232 --> 00:37:13,600
- You are a fake coach.
- Yeah.

918
00:37:13,633 --> 00:37:15,669
I was just telling them
that I can speak at they school.

919
00:37:15,703 --> 00:37:17,470
You got three dollars,
you got four dollars.

920
00:37:17,504 --> 00:37:19,506
- You got some change?
- I don't... I... my wallet is on...

921
00:37:19,539 --> 00:37:22,043
is on the beach with my towel.
You didn't say in the beginning

922
00:37:22,076 --> 00:37:24,845
that it's gonna cost me
anything, you came up to me.

923
00:37:24,879 --> 00:37:26,613
- Okay.
- I mean, you did a great job.

924
00:37:26,646 --> 00:37:28,983
Can I just get, like...
you got... you got $10?

925
00:37:29,016 --> 00:37:30,751
Don't give him any money.

926
00:37:30,785 --> 00:37:33,220
Don't give him any money.

927
00:37:33,254 --> 00:37:34,956
- Did you give him money?
- Lil Eric?

928
00:37:34,989 --> 00:37:37,825
- Did you give him money?
- Come on.

929
00:37:37,858 --> 00:37:40,627
I was just talking to this
man about my life problems

930
00:37:40,660 --> 00:37:41,929
and he asked me for money.

931
00:37:41,963 --> 00:37:44,165
Uh-huh.
- He took the money.

932
00:37:44,198 --> 00:37:46,666
- They are with him.
- Come on, boy!

933
00:37:52,106 --> 00:37:54,507
That's for you, little nigga.
You worked hard.

934
00:37:56,243 --> 00:37:57,912
You.

935
00:37:57,945 --> 00:37:59,646
That is my money.

936
00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:01,115
Give me my money! Hey.

937
00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:02,883
- You want to run?
- Put on your seatbelt, boy.

938
00:38:02,917 --> 00:38:04,651
Give me my money.
You cannot run!

939
00:38:04,684 --> 00:38:06,187
You cannot... hey. Hey.

940
00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:07,955
Hey.
What's your problem?

941
00:38:07,989 --> 00:38:09,656
You cannot run.

942
00:38:09,689 --> 00:38:11,792
If I had my gun
I'd whoop that nigga ass.

943
00:38:11,826 --> 00:38:13,560
Give me my money.

944
00:38:25,672 --> 00:38:28,009
Lil Eric, don't you
miss being in school?

945
00:38:28,042 --> 00:38:29,944
I'm not missing nothing.

946
00:38:34,715 --> 00:38:36,250
You're not concerned
with Lil Eric

947
00:38:36,283 --> 00:38:37,918
- not being at school?
- Excuse me.

948
00:38:37,952 --> 00:38:40,121
- Do you have a permit?
- Sorry.

949
00:38:40,154 --> 00:38:42,757
Do you have a permit?

950
00:38:42,790 --> 00:38:44,325
Hey.

951
00:38:44,358 --> 00:38:46,060
All you get taught
in these lower income

952
00:38:46,093 --> 00:38:48,062
public schools is how to fade
on Sharkeesha.

953
00:38:48,095 --> 00:38:49,964
I went to public school,
I did fine.

954
00:38:49,997 --> 00:38:51,999
Is that right? How much you
wanna bet this little nigga

955
00:38:52,033 --> 00:38:53,834
- right here smarter than you?
- How?

956
00:38:53,868 --> 00:38:55,635
Let me ask you this.
Okay.

957
00:38:55,668 --> 00:38:57,338
There's three birds
sitting on a wire,

958
00:38:57,371 --> 00:39:00,007
I take out my pistol,
I shoot one of the birds

959
00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:01,776
on the wire, how many birds
left on the wire?

960
00:39:01,809 --> 00:39:03,744
What will be the proper
response to that question?

961
00:39:03,778 --> 00:39:05,612
- Ooh.
- I'm not talking to you,

962
00:39:05,645 --> 00:39:07,915
Lil Eric.
Come on now, Wild Child.

963
00:39:07,948 --> 00:39:09,750
What am I missing?
I don't get it.

964
00:39:09,784 --> 00:39:11,018
Think about it, okay?

965
00:39:11,052 --> 00:39:12,253
There's three birds
on the wire,

966
00:39:12,286 --> 00:39:14,755
I pull out the duel-y,
bust it on one.

967
00:39:14,789 --> 00:39:16,689
- Ah! Me.
- I get it.

968
00:39:16,724 --> 00:39:19,026
No birds because the sound
of the gunshot would scare off

969
00:39:19,060 --> 00:39:20,094
the other two birds?

970
00:39:20,127 --> 00:39:21,762
- Is that right?
- Ooh.

971
00:39:21,796 --> 00:39:23,764
- What?
- Yes, Lil Eric?

972
00:39:23,798 --> 00:39:26,233
The proper response would be
to ask another question.

973
00:39:26,267 --> 00:39:27,667
- Uh-hmm.
- Why are you shooting

974
00:39:27,701 --> 00:39:29,804
at the bird? Are you hungry,
Mr. Jackson?

975
00:39:29,837 --> 00:39:33,207
Would you like
something to eat?

976
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,308
Hmm.

977
00:39:34,341 --> 00:39:36,609
Assembly line response.

978
00:39:36,643 --> 00:39:37,978
Human response.

979
00:39:38,012 --> 00:39:41,082
I don't know what you think
you learned. Shit.

980
00:39:41,115 --> 00:39:42,216
Oh, shit.

981
00:39:42,249 --> 00:39:44,118
- What's going on?
- Oh, shit.

982
00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,055
Damn. Shit.

983
00:39:49,924 --> 00:39:51,025
Okay.

984
00:39:52,426 --> 00:39:53,794
Goddamn.

985
00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:57,965
Shit.

986
00:40:00,234 --> 00:40:02,002
Wait. Wait.

987
00:40:08,442 --> 00:40:10,211
Look. Come here, boy.

988
00:40:12,313 --> 00:40:14,315
Get over here.

989
00:40:16,717 --> 00:40:18,352
Just hold on one second.
Wait a minute.

990
00:40:18,385 --> 00:40:20,087
Oh, shit. Put your foot
on the brake, boy.

991
00:40:20,121 --> 00:40:22,156
You're gonna put it in neutral
before hitting on the brake.

992
00:40:22,189 --> 00:40:24,125
Well, take your foot off the
brake now and maybe you're gonna

993
00:40:24,158 --> 00:40:26,026
break my back. It's rolling
back, but it

994
00:40:26,060 --> 00:40:28,896
roll back give
a footing because my gators,

995
00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:31,698
they slip.

996
00:40:31,732 --> 00:40:33,666
So, you're saying
Lil Eric doesn't need to go

997
00:40:33,701 --> 00:40:36,437
- to school?
- No, I'm saying the school

998
00:40:36,470 --> 00:40:38,339
is supposed to be a place
of learning, right?

999
00:40:38,372 --> 00:40:41,342
So, if 90% of the curriculum
is memorization,

1000
00:40:41,375 --> 00:40:43,410
what exactly have you learned?

1001
00:40:43,444 --> 00:40:44,812
You might learn
how to memorize

1002
00:40:44,845 --> 00:40:47,848
but have you learned
how to learn?

1003
00:40:47,882 --> 00:40:50,284
Justin, get your ass out
of the car and help push.

1004
00:40:50,317 --> 00:40:52,453
Just like that, Lil Eric.

1005
00:41:04,431 --> 00:41:05,933
We got to get some gas.

1006
00:41:12,273 --> 00:41:14,275
Come on, boy.

1007
00:41:32,293 --> 00:41:35,095
<i>For the first time
in my life,</i>

1008
00:41:35,129 --> 00:41:37,231
<i>I found myself rethinking</i>

1009
00:41:37,264 --> 00:41:39,133
<i>everything I memorized,</i>

1010
00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:42,169
<i>everything I thought
I'd ever learned,</i>

1011
00:41:42,203 --> 00:41:46,173
<i>who taught it to me and why.</i>

1012
00:42:34,588 --> 00:42:37,191
Man, I tell you, you know.

1013
00:42:37,224 --> 00:42:39,260
Don't get it twisted,
there ain't a sentimental bone

1014
00:42:39,293 --> 00:42:40,961
in my body, you know,
but me and Cheryl,

1015
00:42:40,995 --> 00:42:43,497
we was cool.
We had like...

1016
00:42:49,169 --> 00:42:51,505
this motherfucker
is just trying to sabotage me.

1017
00:42:53,007 --> 00:42:54,541
Goddamn, Momma.
That's why I don't like

1018
00:42:54,575 --> 00:42:56,143
nobody in my room.

1019
00:42:58,312 --> 00:42:59,980
Who left the phone off
the hook?

1020
00:43:00,014 --> 00:43:01,915
I'm out there beating
the pavement all day trying

1021
00:43:01,949 --> 00:43:03,484
to get the phone to ring,
I come home,

1022
00:43:03,517 --> 00:43:05,019
the phone off the hook.

1023
00:43:06,587 --> 00:43:08,522
When I get my money up,
man, I'm getting me a iPhone

1024
00:43:08,555 --> 00:43:10,591
with a gang of minutes.

1025
00:43:10,624 --> 00:43:12,826
You didn't leave my phone
off the hook, did you?

1026
00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:15,029
Yes the fuck I did
'cause don't nobody call it

1027
00:43:15,062 --> 00:43:16,830
but bill collectors
and telemarketers

1028
00:43:16,864 --> 00:43:18,999
and it's getting
on my damn nerves.

1029
00:43:20,334 --> 00:43:22,269
How'd y'all do today?

1030
00:43:22,303 --> 00:43:25,472
I'll let Uncle TJ tell it.

1031
00:43:25,506 --> 00:43:29,009
You were very optimistic
when you first left prison.

1032
00:43:29,043 --> 00:43:30,611
- How do you feel now?
- Well, it's obvious

1033
00:43:30,644 --> 00:43:33,914
we had some setbacks today
but like we say in prison,

1034
00:43:33,947 --> 00:43:36,550
"If it ain't ISIS,
it ain't a crisis." Heard me?

1035
00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:38,919
Four more Lil Eric, then go
down and do your push-ups.

1036
00:43:38,952 --> 00:43:39,920
I can't.

1037
00:43:39,953 --> 00:43:40,921
What?

1038
00:43:40,954 --> 00:43:42,022
I've got it.

1039
00:43:42,056 --> 00:43:43,957
I've got it.
I've got it.

1040
00:43:43,991 --> 00:43:45,426
That's what I thought.

1041
00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:47,995
Now go down and do four
push-ups like I showed you.

1042
00:43:48,028 --> 00:43:49,463
We don't use that language
around here, boy,

1043
00:43:49,496 --> 00:43:51,165
especially when TJ home.

1044
00:43:51,198 --> 00:43:53,033
And when Cheryl come here
tomorrow, I'm gonna tell her ass

1045
00:43:53,067 --> 00:43:55,302
straight up that I ain't
gonna apply for no damn gigs.

1046
00:43:55,336 --> 00:43:57,071
TJ work for TJ.

1047
00:43:57,104 --> 00:43:59,139
Can't take me out the plastic
and put me back in the box

1048
00:43:59,173 --> 00:44:00,974
like some of these
collectible niggas.

1049
00:44:01,008 --> 00:44:03,310
That's why we ain't together
now. Good job, wardy.

1050
00:44:03,344 --> 00:44:04,945
Go and get you a meal.

1051
00:44:06,914 --> 00:44:08,215
Momma.

1052
00:44:41,515 --> 00:44:43,250
I think if I show people
some of my writings,

1053
00:44:43,283 --> 00:44:45,252
I might give them a good idea
of what I'm capable of,

1054
00:44:45,285 --> 00:44:47,688
this
my seminar called

1055
00:44:47,722 --> 00:44:49,456
"What You See
Is What You Saw ."

1056
00:44:49,490 --> 00:44:51,592
Shit might be a good title
for this documentary.

1057
00:44:51,625 --> 00:44:53,494
- Is it published?
- It's not yet but once

1058
00:44:53,527 --> 00:44:55,295
this movie come out,
watch what happens.

1059
00:44:55,329 --> 00:44:59,199
Hey, we gotta go
before Cheryl get here.

1060
00:45:12,446 --> 00:45:14,381
Where are you going?
I can't go with you?

1061
00:45:14,415 --> 00:45:16,083
Junior?

1062
00:45:16,116 --> 00:45:17,951
Is that you out there?

1063
00:45:25,392 --> 00:45:27,361
This one's hotter.
It's a little hotter, Momma.

1064
00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:29,496
Here, just... okay.

1065
00:45:29,530 --> 00:45:31,532
- I'll just put it right here.
- Ooh, all right.

1066
00:45:31,565 --> 00:45:33,667
All right.

1067
00:45:33,701 --> 00:45:36,503
Oh, thank
you, baby.

1068
00:45:36,537 --> 00:45:37,971
- Ooh, and...
- Okay.

1069
00:45:38,005 --> 00:45:40,742
And empty my bedpan,
please.

1070
00:45:40,775 --> 00:45:42,543
Momma, act like
you got some shame.

1071
00:45:42,576 --> 00:45:43,977
There's cameras in here.

1072
00:45:44,011 --> 00:45:45,312
Oh, boy.

1073
00:45:47,414 --> 00:45:49,116
When the last time
y'all emptied this out?

1074
00:45:49,149 --> 00:45:51,485
About a week ago
when Oprah's on "The Butler."

1075
00:45:53,153 --> 00:45:54,555
You taking them things
on an empty stomach?

1076
00:45:54,588 --> 00:45:56,390
That's probably why you're
getting sick in the morning.

1077
00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:58,292
Get them out of here, boy.

1078
00:46:13,574 --> 00:46:16,143
You hungry?

1079
00:46:16,176 --> 00:46:17,712
Give this to your grandmomma.

1080
00:46:30,524 --> 00:46:32,426
Hey.

1081
00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:33,761
Hey.

1082
00:46:33,795 --> 00:46:36,463
Look early,
I'm impressed, TJ.

1083
00:46:36,497 --> 00:46:37,799
I get to spend the day
with you.

1084
00:46:37,832 --> 00:46:39,734
- I was looking forward to it.
- Oh, man.

1085
00:46:39,767 --> 00:46:41,703
- You look nice.
- Aw, thank you.

1086
00:46:41,736 --> 00:46:44,404
Look at you.
You just... you know what?

1087
00:46:44,438 --> 00:46:46,406
Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.

1088
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,576
Hey.
Y'all two.

1089
00:46:49,610 --> 00:46:51,378
I'm feeling a little
cooperative today,

1090
00:46:51,411 --> 00:46:53,380
TJ and I showered up early.
Come on.

1091
00:46:53,413 --> 00:46:55,249
Y'all wanna rode?
Catch them glimpses

1092
00:46:55,282 --> 00:46:57,317
- of his little life?
- I told you.

1093
00:46:57,351 --> 00:46:59,286
You ain't tell me and then
you was over there messing

1094
00:46:59,319 --> 00:47:01,255
- with that other girl.
- She was messing with me.

1095
00:47:01,288 --> 00:47:02,689
I was just doing
what I had to do.

1096
00:47:02,724 --> 00:47:05,392
- You know she got shot.
- Yeah. Uh-hmm.

1097
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,361
Lost her leg.

1098
00:47:07,394 --> 00:47:08,695
Yeah. I heard.
I heard.

1099
00:47:08,730 --> 00:47:11,265
I thought she lost her leg
with diabetes.

1100
00:47:11,298 --> 00:47:12,299
That's what they said

1101
00:47:12,332 --> 00:47:13,735
but she started
stripping again,

1102
00:47:13,768 --> 00:47:15,369
- so I...
- Oh with a little specialty shot

1103
00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:16,403
what they do
on the amputees.

1104
00:47:16,436 --> 00:47:17,739
- Yeah.
- Yup.

1105
00:47:17,772 --> 00:47:20,240
That shot
make a lot of money.

1106
00:47:21,408 --> 00:47:22,442
Give me that.

1107
00:47:22,476 --> 00:47:24,511
Oh, my God.
Thank you.

1108
00:47:28,248 --> 00:47:30,584
I try not to deal
with that kind of,

1109
00:47:30,617 --> 00:47:33,253
negative environment
anymore, you know?

1110
00:47:33,287 --> 00:47:34,655
You know, I try
to stay positive.

1111
00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:36,156
I'm back in church.

1112
00:47:36,189 --> 00:47:37,725
I have to make sure
the job don't take...

1113
00:47:37,759 --> 00:47:40,394
part of me,
take hold of me,

1114
00:47:40,427 --> 00:47:42,095
you know?
What the focus is...

1115
00:47:42,129 --> 00:47:43,630
with you is to really...

1116
00:47:43,664 --> 00:47:45,332
hey, Sharlene.

1117
00:47:45,365 --> 00:47:47,401
But let me tell you
something about Sharlene,

1118
00:47:47,434 --> 00:47:49,636
Sharlene...

1119
00:47:49,670 --> 00:47:51,605
Sharlene got three jobs.

1120
00:47:51,638 --> 00:47:53,440
How old he tell you
he was?

1121
00:47:53,473 --> 00:47:54,842
How old?
What did he say?

1122
00:47:54,876 --> 00:47:57,344
- I think like 32.
- What?

1123
00:47:58,445 --> 00:47:59,646
No. I said... no.

1124
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,148
I said it's been 32 years

1125
00:48:01,181 --> 00:48:04,284
since I've been to juvie.

1126
00:48:04,318 --> 00:48:06,486
- Don't let her fool you.
- Don't listen to the...

1127
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,221
Don't let Cheryl fool you.
Just so you know,

1128
00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:09,757
- okay?
- I wonder, uh... listen.

1129
00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:11,759
She might look young
but let me tell you something.

1130
00:48:11,793 --> 00:48:13,226
Cheryl got that
vintage pussy.

1131
00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:14,428
Don't let her fool you.

1132
00:48:14,461 --> 00:48:15,830
She got that vintage
pussy, okay? She...

1133
00:48:15,863 --> 00:48:17,130
- MVP.
- She might be young

1134
00:48:17,164 --> 00:48:19,399
MVP.

1135
00:48:19,433 --> 00:48:20,868
That's what
it's there for.

1136
00:48:20,902 --> 00:48:23,570
- MVP.
- Uh-huh.

1137
00:48:23,604 --> 00:48:26,139
Okay. Uh-hmm.

1138
00:48:26,173 --> 00:48:27,174
You know, nigga.

1139
00:48:27,207 --> 00:48:28,609
Don't... listen.
This is...

1140
00:48:28,642 --> 00:48:30,644
this on camera,
take...

1141
00:48:30,677 --> 00:48:32,312
hey, take... you can take
that shit out.

1142
00:48:32,346 --> 00:48:34,348
- They can edit that out?
- Y'all gonna take that part out.

1143
00:48:34,381 --> 00:48:36,450
- Please do.
- Okay. Y'all can't handle that

1144
00:48:36,483 --> 00:48:37,719
'cause you're professional.

1145
00:48:37,752 --> 00:48:39,186
Exactly.

1146
00:48:39,219 --> 00:48:40,922
Go inside,
ask for application,

1147
00:48:40,955 --> 00:48:42,824
and I'mma have you
fill it out.

1148
00:48:44,391 --> 00:48:46,560
Hurry up,
ain't got all day.

1149
00:48:49,296 --> 00:48:52,199
Give me some nuts.

1150
00:48:52,232 --> 00:48:54,334
Okay. Age.

1151
00:48:54,368 --> 00:48:56,236
Same as you.

1152
00:48:56,269 --> 00:48:57,604
Shit.

1153
00:49:04,712 --> 00:49:08,315
Next is previous
job experience.

1154
00:49:08,348 --> 00:49:10,317
Telecommunications,
hotel management,

1155
00:49:10,350 --> 00:49:12,586
hotel reservations,
tilapia farming,

1156
00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:14,221
- toxic waste management.
- Wait.

1157
00:49:14,254 --> 00:49:15,857
- Pick one.
- For real?

1158
00:49:15,890 --> 00:49:18,960
Yeah.

1159
00:49:18,993 --> 00:49:21,194
Reasons
for leaving prior jobs?

1160
00:49:21,228 --> 00:49:22,496
What? What do you mean?

1161
00:49:22,529 --> 00:49:24,264
Why did you stop doing
telecommunications?

1162
00:49:24,297 --> 00:49:25,532
Because I got out
of prison.

1163
00:49:25,565 --> 00:49:26,968
Okay. Why did you
stop tilapia farming?

1164
00:49:27,001 --> 00:49:28,535
Because I got out
of prison.

1165
00:49:28,568 --> 00:49:30,337
What about
toxic waste management job?

1166
00:49:30,370 --> 00:49:32,305
- 'Cause I got out of prison.
- You got out of prison.

1167
00:49:32,339 --> 00:49:33,975
- Okay. All right. I get it.
- What the fuck I'd do

1168
00:49:34,008 --> 00:49:35,710
- with my lighter?
- Just use mine.

1169
00:49:35,743 --> 00:49:38,412
It's right in the glove
compartment, it's two in there.

1170
00:49:38,445 --> 00:49:40,614
- That's all filled out?
- That's everything.

1171
00:49:40,647 --> 00:49:42,482
- All right.
- All right.

1172
00:49:42,516 --> 00:49:43,885
Hey. Hey, hey,
hey, hey.

1173
00:49:43,918 --> 00:49:45,820
- What?
- What is that?

1174
00:49:45,853 --> 00:49:47,688
- This?
- Yeah. What's that?

1175
00:49:47,722 --> 00:49:50,323
- It's my mixtape.
- Nah, give it to me.

1176
00:49:51,458 --> 00:49:53,326
All right. Go ahead.

1177
00:49:56,798 --> 00:49:58,498
<i>Tijuana Jackson.</i>

1178
00:49:58,532 --> 00:50:01,468
<i>Ex-convict turned
motivational speaker.</i>

1179
00:50:02,669 --> 00:50:05,907
<i>I'm a life coach
with a goon hand.</i>

1180
00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:08,375
<i>If you hit me on Twitter,</i>

1181
00:50:08,408 --> 00:50:10,377
<i>I help to get your life right.</i>

1182
00:50:10,410 --> 00:50:11,846
Desired position?

1183
00:50:11,879 --> 00:50:13,346
Doggy style.

1184
00:50:14,381 --> 00:50:15,682
- That's it. I'm done.
- What?

1185
00:50:15,717 --> 00:50:17,517
- No, Cheryl.
- No, you play too much. No.

1186
00:50:17,551 --> 00:50:19,486
- I was in jail. Cheryl, come on.
- Fill it out for me.

1187
00:50:19,519 --> 00:50:21,022
No, you fill it out.

1188
00:50:21,055 --> 00:50:22,422
Wait. What's that?

1189
00:50:22,456 --> 00:50:23,825
You said to get an application.

1190
00:50:23,858 --> 00:50:26,728
No, no. Not that.
That. Those.

1191
00:50:26,761 --> 00:50:28,328
Why can't I get you
no flowers?

1192
00:50:28,361 --> 00:50:29,629
Oh, wait,
those are for me?

1193
00:50:29,663 --> 00:50:30,965
Well, you ain't
getting on my nerves

1194
00:50:30,998 --> 00:50:32,432
as much as I thought
you would.

1195
00:50:32,466 --> 00:50:34,301
Well, ditto, nigga.

1196
00:50:34,334 --> 00:50:35,737
'Cause you kind of
remind me the old days

1197
00:50:35,770 --> 00:50:37,437
- a little bit.
- Remember when

1198
00:50:37,471 --> 00:50:39,006
'cause you throw them
the rent party?

1199
00:50:41,408 --> 00:50:44,478
- Yeah. That's for you.
- Oh, thanks. Nice.

1200
00:50:44,511 --> 00:50:46,781
You ain't steal this,
did you?

1201
00:50:46,814 --> 00:50:50,718
Uh-uh. Let's fill out
this application.

1202
00:50:50,752 --> 00:50:52,385
They're pretty.

1203
00:50:54,488 --> 00:50:55,757
All right. So,

1204
00:50:55,790 --> 00:50:58,993
gonna see you tomorrow.

1205
00:50:59,026 --> 00:51:00,962
Will nigga got a choice?

1206
00:51:00,995 --> 00:51:02,830
You? I mean,
yeah, you...

1207
00:51:02,864 --> 00:51:05,432
get a job
or go back to prison.

1208
00:51:05,465 --> 00:51:08,268
That's the choice.

1209
00:51:10,337 --> 00:51:12,907
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1210
00:51:14,508 --> 00:51:17,344
All right.

1211
00:51:17,377 --> 00:51:20,014
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.

1212
00:51:20,047 --> 00:51:22,616
Hey, uh, TJ, thanks.

1213
00:51:22,649 --> 00:51:23,718
Oh, yeah.

1214
00:51:23,751 --> 00:51:25,485
I thought you like
the colors.

1215
00:51:25,519 --> 00:51:26,620
Yup. Yeah.

1216
00:51:26,653 --> 00:51:28,321
No, I like it.

1217
00:51:28,355 --> 00:51:29,422
Yellow

1218
00:51:29,456 --> 00:51:31,759
right.

1219
00:51:37,397 --> 00:51:39,299
You won't get
the fuck out of the car?

1220
00:51:41,535 --> 00:51:43,503
Momma.

1221
00:51:43,537 --> 00:51:44,538
Cameras on deck.

1222
00:51:44,571 --> 00:51:45,840
- Hey, unc.
- Hey.

1223
00:51:45,873 --> 00:51:47,742
Hey.

1224
00:51:49,944 --> 00:51:52,679
Did he find a job?

1225
00:51:52,713 --> 00:51:54,015
Doubt it.

1226
00:52:01,889 --> 00:52:03,690
What was that?

1227
00:52:04,859 --> 00:52:06,526
I got three messages.

1228
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,863
Y'all are rolling...
y'all are rolling, right?

1229
00:52:10,097 --> 00:52:11,766
<i>Hello, Mr. Jackson.</i>

1230
00:52:11,799 --> 00:52:14,634
<i>This is Robert Marshall
of Hollywood Carwash.</i>

1231
00:52:14,668 --> 00:52:17,370
<i>We reviewed your application.
Unfortunately, we're not...</i>

1232
00:52:17,404 --> 00:52:18,773
<i>Mr. Tijuana Jackson,</i>

1233
00:52:18,806 --> 00:52:20,440
<i>this is Wendy Reisman
from the...</i>

1234
00:52:20,473 --> 00:52:21,742
<i>99 Cent Store in Plantation.</i>

1235
00:52:21,776 --> 00:52:22,944
<i>You dropped off an application</i>

1236
00:52:22,977 --> 00:52:24,879
<i>earlier this afternoon
and a mixtape.</i>

1237
00:52:24,912 --> 00:52:26,446
<i>Was that intentional?</i>

1238
00:52:26,479 --> 00:52:28,115
<i>Mr. Tijuana Jackson, this is...</i>

1239
00:52:28,149 --> 00:52:29,851
<i>Brent Cobbler
calling in behalf</i>

1240
00:52:29,884 --> 00:52:32,686
<i>of Orlando's International
Toastmasters Club.</i>

1241
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:34,121
<i>We would like
to congratulate you</i>

1242
00:52:34,155 --> 00:52:36,090
<i>on being selected
to audition for a spot</i>

1243
00:52:36,123 --> 00:52:38,726
<i>in this season's
Toastmaster's reality show.</i>

1244
00:52:38,759 --> 00:52:41,394
<i>You stand to win
a worldwide speaking career</i>

1245
00:52:41,428 --> 00:52:44,698
<i>and up to $50,000 in cash
and prizes.</i>

1246
00:52:44,732 --> 00:52:46,167
<i>If you are interested at all,</i>

1247
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,837
<i>please give us a call
at 954-280...</i>

1248
00:52:49,871 --> 00:52:52,505
<i>4979. Look for Cindy.</i>

1249
00:52:52,539 --> 00:52:53,774
I told you.

1250
00:52:53,808 --> 00:52:55,475
What the fuck did I tell you?
Did you...

1251
00:52:55,508 --> 00:52:57,477
did y'all get that...
did y'all get that on video?

1252
00:52:57,510 --> 00:52:58,612
Did you get that?
You get that?

1253
00:52:58,645 --> 00:53:00,014
- What did I tell you?
- Orlando?

1254
00:53:00,047 --> 00:53:01,849
- Disney World?
- Shh. Goddamn.

1255
00:53:01,883 --> 00:53:03,617
- What is it, Junior?
- Nothing, momma.

1256
00:53:03,650 --> 00:53:05,086
Just got me a job.
That's all.

1257
00:53:05,119 --> 00:53:07,788
Let me be the one to tell her
what it is, okay?

1258
00:53:07,822 --> 00:53:10,690
Goddamn.
Hold it down, nigga.

1259
00:53:10,725 --> 00:53:11,893
What'd I tell y'all?

1260
00:53:11,926 --> 00:53:13,593
What did I say?

1261
00:53:17,597 --> 00:53:20,400
Is it a progress,
only have one source of ID?

1262
00:53:21,903 --> 00:53:23,570
Okay.

1263
00:53:23,603 --> 00:53:24,972
Uh-hmm.

1264
00:53:25,006 --> 00:53:26,741
Yes, ma'am.

1265
00:53:26,774 --> 00:53:29,010
Oh, I'mma be there bright
and early.

1266
00:53:29,944 --> 00:53:32,713
No, thank you.

1267
00:53:32,747 --> 00:53:35,482
If you do an inventory check
of your thoughts,

1268
00:53:35,515 --> 00:53:37,617
85%, 95% of your thoughts
is negative.

1269
00:53:37,651 --> 00:53:39,186
You know I'm saying?
You have to un-niggafy

1270
00:53:39,220 --> 00:53:41,022
yourself and start
focusing on...

1271
00:53:41,055 --> 00:53:42,522
positive outcomes.

1272
00:53:42,555 --> 00:53:44,959
You gotta focus
on the positive possibilities

1273
00:53:44,992 --> 00:53:46,928
in order to produce
positive results.

1274
00:53:46,961 --> 00:53:49,196
What I'm not gonna do
is I'm not gonna let

1275
00:53:49,230 --> 00:53:51,032
a bad day dictate
the outcome

1276
00:53:51,065 --> 00:53:53,500
of my whole year.
Hear me?

1277
00:53:53,533 --> 00:53:54,567
I totally get it.

1278
00:53:54,601 --> 00:53:55,770
That's what's up.

1279
00:53:55,803 --> 00:53:57,238
And I still got a few
hurdles ahead of me,

1280
00:53:57,271 --> 00:53:59,040
you know, because...

1281
00:53:59,073 --> 00:54:00,708
my momma ain't
gonna approve of me just,

1282
00:54:00,741 --> 00:54:02,609
you know, running off
to Orlando like that.

1283
00:54:02,642 --> 00:54:04,644
And as a parolee,
I can't really just,

1284
00:54:04,678 --> 00:54:05,947
you know,
I gotta get permission

1285
00:54:05,980 --> 00:54:07,480
from my probation officer.

1286
00:54:07,514 --> 00:54:08,950
Because she ain't...

1287
00:54:10,684 --> 00:54:12,253
Speak of the devil.

1288
00:54:12,286 --> 00:54:14,188
What if I get
my shit rolling,

1289
00:54:14,221 --> 00:54:15,622
and make you my manager?

1290
00:54:15,655 --> 00:54:17,490
I give you 10%
off the top right to you.

1291
00:54:17,524 --> 00:54:19,226
I don't want 10%
of your pipedream.

1292
00:54:19,260 --> 00:54:20,527
That was high school.

1293
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:21,762
Come on, we grown-ups now.

1294
00:54:21,796 --> 00:54:23,264
Okay. Note to self,
real quick.

1295
00:54:23,297 --> 00:54:24,999
Bagging groceries
are what grown-ups do,

1296
00:54:25,032 --> 00:54:27,667
- being a self-made...
- Travel permits denied.

1297
00:54:27,702 --> 00:54:30,004
You are not listening.
She is not listening.

1298
00:54:30,037 --> 00:54:31,839
I'm not listening.
I'm not gonna put my job

1299
00:54:31,872 --> 00:54:33,640
in jeopardy
for you anymore.

1300
00:54:33,673 --> 00:54:35,508
She about the dumbest deputy
this side of Broward County.

1301
00:54:35,542 --> 00:54:37,078
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

1302
00:54:37,111 --> 00:54:38,678
- Get out.
- Cheryl,

1303
00:54:38,713 --> 00:54:40,613
I just gave you an
opportunity to be somebody.

1304
00:54:40,647 --> 00:54:42,615
- You know what you said?
- Get out.

1305
00:54:42,649 --> 00:54:44,085
No, y'all get out first,
so y'all can see me

1306
00:54:44,118 --> 00:54:45,286
when I merk
on her ass, okay?

1307
00:54:45,319 --> 00:54:46,887
Get out.

1308
00:54:46,921 --> 00:54:48,621
You all get
the fuck out, too.

1309
00:54:48,655 --> 00:54:50,557
Turn that camera off.

1310
00:55:00,334 --> 00:55:02,602
<i>Errbody ain't gonna get
to play on the All-Star team,</i>

1311
00:55:02,635 --> 00:55:04,705
<i>you heard me? No one.
As long as I've known Cheryl,</i>

1312
00:55:04,739 --> 00:55:05,973
<i>that Cheryl problem.</i>

1313
00:55:06,007 --> 00:55:07,640
<i>The only future
she see for herself</i>

1314
00:55:07,674 --> 00:55:09,143
<i>is the future
that they laid out for her.</i>

1315
00:55:09,176 --> 00:55:10,945
<i>You heard me?
So it's hard for her to relate</i>

1316
00:55:10,978 --> 00:55:13,948
<i>to a visionary such as myself.</i>

1317
00:55:13,981 --> 00:55:16,583
Let me tell y'all
something I've learned.

1318
00:55:16,616 --> 00:55:19,053
If you consistently feed
and exercise your faith,

1319
00:55:19,086 --> 00:55:20,821
it will eventually
outgrow your fears.

1320
00:55:20,855 --> 00:55:23,124
Today's billionaires,
they earn they billions

1321
00:55:23,157 --> 00:55:24,959
by taking chances
on the unknown,

1322
00:55:24,992 --> 00:55:27,660
while the rest of us stay
enslaved by the familiar.

1323
00:55:27,694 --> 00:55:28,963
Today, and as of today,

1324
00:55:28,996 --> 00:55:30,965
I'm strictly on my
billionaire ground,

1325
00:55:30,998 --> 00:55:33,834
and I denounce
that petty hustler.

1326
00:55:33,868 --> 00:55:35,836
Shit.

1327
00:55:35,870 --> 00:55:37,604
Hey, y'all got...
y'all got some change

1328
00:55:37,637 --> 00:55:40,041
or bus pass
a nigga can borrow?

1329
00:55:44,879 --> 00:55:45,946
What's up Lil Eric?

1330
00:55:45,980 --> 00:55:47,248
Nothin'.

1331
00:55:47,281 --> 00:55:48,849
Yo, this yo gal?

1332
00:55:48,883 --> 00:55:50,251
Darlene,
this is my Uncle TJ.

1333
00:55:50,284 --> 00:55:51,752
Hi.

1334
00:55:51,786 --> 00:55:53,154
She ain't white,
she light skinned, boy.

1335
00:55:53,187 --> 00:55:54,587
I'm half white.

1336
00:55:54,621 --> 00:55:56,123
No, with all them yams
on your plate.

1337
00:55:56,157 --> 00:55:57,858
She is
celebrating with us, Junior.

1338
00:55:57,892 --> 00:55:59,894
- God damn. Y'all made greens?
- Watch your mouth, boy.

1339
00:55:59,927 --> 00:56:01,262
Copy that.
What are we celebrating?

1340
00:56:01,295 --> 00:56:02,662
Didn't you just get a job?

1341
00:56:02,695 --> 00:56:05,665
- Too bad it's in Orlando.
- What?

1342
00:56:05,698 --> 00:56:07,168
- You shut up.
- Orlando?

1343
00:56:07,201 --> 00:56:08,736
Yeah, momma.
He tried to sneak down

1344
00:56:08,769 --> 00:56:10,071
to Orlando to be a Toastmaster.

1345
00:56:10,104 --> 00:56:11,272
I guess he too good
for us now.

1346
00:56:11,305 --> 00:56:12,740
If you don't wanna be
on camera,

1347
00:56:12,773 --> 00:56:14,308
all you gotta do
is shut your mouth.

1348
00:56:14,341 --> 00:56:16,010
- Fuck you.
- Momma, you heard her curse,

1349
00:56:16,043 --> 00:56:17,378
- right?
- Orlando, Junior? You know,

1350
00:56:17,411 --> 00:56:19,080
- my arthritis acting up.
- Momma, you gonna

1351
00:56:19,113 --> 00:56:20,848
- let her curse like that?
- What am I supposed to do?

1352
00:56:20,881 --> 00:56:22,149
You gonna let her curse
like that in front of company?

1353
00:56:22,183 --> 00:56:23,350
How come every time
I say a bad word.

1354
00:56:23,384 --> 00:56:24,785
'Cause you're
the eldest, Junior,

1355
00:56:24,819 --> 00:56:26,387
- and you should know better.
- God damn.

1356
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:27,687
- Say it in front of the camera.
- Watch your mouth, Junior.

1357
00:56:27,721 --> 00:56:29,156
Why she get to curse
and I don't?

1358
00:56:29,190 --> 00:56:31,325
You heard her, Dick Gregory,
because you're old as hell.

1359
00:56:31,358 --> 00:56:33,094
I hope a porcupine
crawl up in your mouth

1360
00:56:33,127 --> 00:56:34,328
while you sleep
and take a shit.

1361
00:56:34,361 --> 00:56:35,796
You ain't going
to Orlando, Junior.

1362
00:56:35,830 --> 00:56:37,331
Momma, you want
the house with the pool?

1363
00:56:37,364 --> 00:56:38,833
This is how
I'm gonna get the house

1364
00:56:38,866 --> 00:56:40,000
with the pool for you.

1365
00:56:40,034 --> 00:56:41,102
You want me to get a job?

1366
00:56:41,135 --> 00:56:42,703
This is a legitimate job.

1367
00:56:42,736 --> 00:56:44,405
Junior, why don't
you date Cheryl?

1368
00:56:44,438 --> 00:56:46,740
Junior, why won't you pick up
Lil Eric from school?

1369
00:56:46,774 --> 00:56:48,309
Junior, why don't you go
pick up my meds?

1370
00:56:48,342 --> 00:56:50,010
What do y'all do
when I'm not here?

1371
00:56:50,044 --> 00:56:51,245
I'mma tell you
what they do.

1372
00:56:51,278 --> 00:56:52,713
They do just fine.

1373
00:56:52,746 --> 00:56:54,014
See, that's a
rhetorical question.

1374
00:56:54,048 --> 00:56:55,249
This ain't about me
going away,

1375
00:56:55,282 --> 00:56:57,251
this is about me
growing away.

1376
00:56:57,284 --> 00:56:58,886
They scared of that change,
they came...

1377
00:56:58,919 --> 00:57:00,387
they came to us with that
transformation.

1378
00:57:00,421 --> 00:57:01,956
Y'all ain't never made
this big a deal

1379
00:57:01,989 --> 00:57:03,991
- of me going to jail.
- Nigga, you chose jail.

1380
00:57:04,024 --> 00:57:05,692
Yeah, I'm choosing
this now, which is why

1381
00:57:05,726 --> 00:57:07,660
I got selected for the
Toastmasters reality show,

1382
00:57:07,694 --> 00:57:09,196
and somebody with
stretch marks did not.

1383
00:57:09,230 --> 00:57:11,098
- That's enough, Junior.
- I'm not talking about

1384
00:57:11,132 --> 00:57:12,433
your stretch marks, momma.
I'm talking about Sharea.

1385
00:57:12,466 --> 00:57:14,001
They didn't have no time
for a nigga

1386
00:57:14,034 --> 00:57:15,436
when he was in the joint,
now I'm outside,

1387
00:57:15,469 --> 00:57:17,037
they gonna try to tell me
what I could do.

1388
00:57:17,071 --> 00:57:18,439
You know I can't write
no letters

1389
00:57:18,472 --> 00:57:19,707
with this arthritis.

1390
00:57:19,740 --> 00:57:22,243
I can't even get on a computer.

1391
00:57:22,276 --> 00:57:24,945
So, you couldn't just make
a call, momma?

1392
00:57:26,413 --> 00:57:29,150
You can't shoot me
a kite, not one.

1393
00:57:30,151 --> 00:57:31,385
You know, if Sharea
was in jail,

1394
00:57:31,418 --> 00:57:33,087
- you know that you...
- Don't put my name

1395
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,355
in your mouth, TJ.

1396
00:57:34,388 --> 00:57:36,223
Start me out, all right,
because you don't know

1397
00:57:36,257 --> 00:57:37,892
what momma would do.

1398
00:57:37,925 --> 00:57:39,393
You want me to pay

1399
00:57:39,426 --> 00:57:41,829
a $10 deposit fee

1400
00:57:41,862 --> 00:57:44,165
and a $3 flat fee

1401
00:57:44,198 --> 00:57:45,466
just to put money on your phone,

1402
00:57:45,499 --> 00:57:47,701
just so I can call you?

1403
00:57:47,735 --> 00:57:50,304
That's $13 for 15 minutes,
Junior.

1404
00:57:50,337 --> 00:57:53,207
And the only thing I can hear
is your misery,

1405
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,075
and the absence
of the Holy Ghost

1406
00:57:55,109 --> 00:57:57,344
in the background.

1407
00:58:08,355 --> 00:58:09,823
<i>Look at this material.</i>

1408
00:58:09,857 --> 00:58:12,059
This man's club.
I got it in Vegas.

1409
00:58:12,092 --> 00:58:13,360
They was doing this deal
if you buy

1410
00:58:13,394 --> 00:58:14,995
two tanks of gas,
you get a free suit.

1411
00:58:15,029 --> 00:58:17,731
This shit nice.
Get a close up on it.

1412
00:58:17,765 --> 00:58:18,866
Look at this material.

1413
00:58:18,899 --> 00:58:20,201
Look at that.

1414
00:58:20,234 --> 00:58:22,436
Man's club,
look at these lapels,

1415
00:58:22,469 --> 00:58:23,971
that's gotta be,
that's Italian

1416
00:58:24,004 --> 00:58:27,074
or French, or something.

1417
00:58:27,107 --> 00:58:30,411
They probably import shit
with the tag on it.

1418
00:58:30,444 --> 00:58:32,179
You can't read it,
but...

1419
00:58:32,213 --> 00:58:33,948
you can tell about it
just by the font.

1420
00:58:33,981 --> 00:58:36,917
That's some upper echelon
shit right there.

1421
00:58:38,385 --> 00:58:39,954
Uh-hmm.
This motherfucking

1422
00:58:39,987 --> 00:58:42,790
into plastic, heard me?

1423
00:58:42,823 --> 00:58:45,159
Look, you gonna sign this
release form or not, okay?

1424
00:58:45,192 --> 00:58:48,028
Because my whole future
riding on this signature.

1425
00:58:49,463 --> 00:58:51,498
- I just need you to put...
- TJ, get that fucking paper

1426
00:58:51,532 --> 00:58:53,334
out of my face, okay? 'cause
I'm not signing this shit

1427
00:58:53,367 --> 00:58:55,536
because I don't wanna be in your
stupid ass movie.

1428
00:58:55,569 --> 00:58:57,037
Okay?

1429
00:58:57,071 --> 00:58:58,939
Okay.

1430
00:58:58,973 --> 00:59:00,407
Would you, uh...

1431
00:59:00,441 --> 00:59:02,343
Yeah. Okay.

1432
00:59:02,376 --> 00:59:04,912
...shake your ass on
Instagram though, huh?

1433
00:59:04,945 --> 00:59:06,213
Uh-hmm.

1434
00:59:06,247 --> 00:59:09,850
Underscore, underscore,
MrsTwerkulance.

1435
00:59:09,883 --> 00:59:11,318
Ain't nobody seen it yet,
but they will,

1436
00:59:11,352 --> 00:59:12,920
and don't try
to delete the account,

1437
00:59:12,953 --> 00:59:14,188
but guess what?

1438
00:59:14,221 --> 00:59:16,557
I already downloaded
all the videos.

1439
00:59:16,590 --> 00:59:18,859
Hmm. Okay.

1440
00:59:18,892 --> 00:59:21,128
Your son could use
a riding on this, too.

1441
00:59:23,564 --> 00:59:27,101
Hey, can you turn the
cameras off, please?

1442
01:00:29,296 --> 01:00:31,498
Come see a happy Jackson family
for a change.

1443
01:00:31,532 --> 01:00:33,200
Come on in.

1444
01:00:33,233 --> 01:00:35,002
We gonna start...
we gonna start the whole,

1445
01:00:35,035 --> 01:00:36,470
show whole the room, okay?

1446
01:00:36,503 --> 01:00:39,340
This is my ugly sister,
Sharea.

1447
01:00:39,373 --> 01:00:41,975
My name is Tijuana Jackson,

1448
01:00:42,009 --> 01:00:44,411
life coach with a goon hand.

1449
01:00:44,445 --> 01:00:46,447
You can't stand him,

1450
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,415
no, they can't.

1451
01:00:48,449 --> 01:00:51,485
That's the thing about
family, man, you know,

1452
01:00:51,518 --> 01:00:53,354
it's a place you have
your biggest battles,

1453
01:00:53,387 --> 01:00:54,955
you know,
but it's also a way you go

1454
01:00:54,988 --> 01:00:56,490
to heal your wounds,
if you lucky.

1455
01:00:56,523 --> 01:00:58,058
And I'm hoping
my shit take off

1456
01:00:58,092 --> 01:00:59,893
like Miley Cyrus panties.
Once they happen,

1457
01:00:59,927 --> 01:01:01,395
then we out this bitch.
I'm gonna get my mom

1458
01:01:01,428 --> 01:01:03,597
that big old house
with the pool, heard me?

1459
01:01:03,630 --> 01:01:04,998
- Thank you.
- Momma,

1460
01:01:05,032 --> 01:01:08,068
TJ is smoking in my room.

1461
01:01:08,102 --> 01:01:09,203
No, I'm not.

1462
01:01:37,331 --> 01:01:39,333
Momma, we only gonna be gone
for a couple of days.

1463
01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:41,201
Anything you need,
just tell Sharea.

1464
01:01:41,235 --> 01:01:43,570
Just like when I was
in the joint.

1465
01:01:43,604 --> 01:01:44,671
Okay. Bye, boy.

1466
01:01:44,706 --> 01:01:46,073
Okay. You know,
I can't stand you,

1467
01:01:46,106 --> 01:01:47,408
but momma like you,
so hurry back.

1468
01:01:47,441 --> 01:01:48,442
Yeah. But don't let her
take the medication

1469
01:01:48,475 --> 01:01:49,443
on an empty stomach, man.

1470
01:01:49,476 --> 01:01:51,044
She'll nag you all damn day.

1471
01:01:51,078 --> 01:01:53,514
- Bye, Unc.
- You think all the shit

1472
01:01:53,547 --> 01:01:55,015
in the car packed just for me?

1473
01:01:55,048 --> 01:01:56,650
Your momma packed your shit
last night, boy,

1474
01:01:56,683 --> 01:01:58,385
this ain't Malaysia Air.
I need a good co-pilot.

1475
01:01:58,419 --> 01:01:59,686
- Get in the car.
- Listen. I don't...

1476
01:01:59,721 --> 01:02:01,288
- For real?
- Yes for real. I don't want you

1477
01:02:01,321 --> 01:02:02,956
sitting here
playing on your iPad all day.

1478
01:02:02,990 --> 01:02:05,259
I figured, what would your
uncle learn new stuff.

1479
01:02:05,292 --> 01:02:07,227
Can we go to Disney World?

1480
01:02:07,261 --> 01:02:08,495
It's already
in the itinerary.

1481
01:02:08,529 --> 01:02:09,496
Get in the fucking the car.

1482
01:02:09,530 --> 01:02:11,465
Jesus is alive.

1483
01:02:11,498 --> 01:02:13,033
In the car.

1484
01:02:13,066 --> 01:02:14,968
Better watch out he talking
to my fucking son.

1485
01:02:15,002 --> 01:02:16,270
Get in the car.

1486
01:02:16,303 --> 01:02:17,438
Come on, Justin.

1487
01:02:17,471 --> 01:02:19,440
Put on your seatbelt, boy.

1488
01:02:23,010 --> 01:02:24,478
Get in the fucking car.

1489
01:02:27,681 --> 01:02:29,149
Shit.

1490
01:02:31,618 --> 01:02:33,187
Hey,
what y'all doing?

1491
01:02:33,220 --> 01:02:35,322
Isn't that your
probation officer?

1492
01:02:46,366 --> 01:02:47,634
<i>Tijuana Jackson,</i>

1493
01:02:47,668 --> 01:02:49,303
<i>he got miles,
yeah, that's right.</i>

1494
01:02:49,336 --> 01:02:53,106
<i>Ex-convict turned
motivational speaker.</i>

1495
01:02:53,140 --> 01:02:54,541
<i>Yeah. Prison Logic</i>

1496
01:02:56,376 --> 01:02:59,046
<i>♪ You got to stop,
getting complimentary start ♪</i>

1497
01:02:59,079 --> 01:03:02,717
<i>♪ Getting ready, yeah,
dig up on your confidence ♪</i>

1498
01:03:02,750 --> 01:03:04,284
This from my own mixtape,

1499
01:03:04,318 --> 01:03:06,220
my new mixtape
about to rape the game,

1500
01:03:06,253 --> 01:03:07,387
fam style, heard me?

1501
01:03:07,421 --> 01:03:09,724
Ain't nobody stopping
when it's time

1502
01:03:09,757 --> 01:03:11,391
to take your lane.

1503
01:03:11,425 --> 01:03:13,160
<i>♪ Take your lane ♪</i>

1504
01:03:13,193 --> 01:03:14,796
<i>♪ Take your lane ♪</i>

1505
01:03:14,829 --> 01:03:16,597
<i>♪ Take your lane ♪</i>

1506
01:03:16,630 --> 01:03:18,398
<i>♪ Take your lane ♪</i>

1507
01:03:18,432 --> 01:03:20,267
<i>♪ Take your lane ♪</i>

1508
01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:22,035
<i>♪ Take your lane ♪</i>

1509
01:03:22,069 --> 01:03:24,304
<i>♪ Take your lane ♪</i>

1510
01:03:31,612 --> 01:03:33,213
Somebody stole my
Alpine stereo

1511
01:03:33,247 --> 01:03:34,515
back in the day.

1512
01:03:34,548 --> 01:03:36,784
Is that why you
don't hear nothing?

1513
01:03:46,393 --> 01:03:48,295
Are you enjoying yourself?

1514
01:03:48,328 --> 01:03:51,365
Yeah, but I can't wait
to get to Disney World.

1515
01:03:51,398 --> 01:03:52,366
Well, it's coming.

1516
01:03:52,399 --> 01:03:54,101
Y'all get it all on film.

1517
01:03:54,134 --> 01:03:55,536
I just wanna show
some bonding moments

1518
01:03:55,569 --> 01:03:57,471
with my nephew.

1519
01:03:57,504 --> 01:04:00,440
Y'all, y'all, come get
a close up of this.

1520
01:04:00,474 --> 01:04:01,809
Y'all wanna see some gators?

1521
01:04:01,843 --> 01:04:03,577
Throw that rock
in there, Lil Eric.

1522
01:04:03,610 --> 01:04:05,345
They didn't swarm this out
because they ain't

1523
01:04:05,379 --> 01:04:07,147
- throwing it off far enough.
- Son, that's an example...

1524
01:04:07,180 --> 01:04:09,216
- Throw it. Yeah, like that,
flick your fist, boy.

1525
01:04:09,249 --> 01:04:10,450
Put your hands down like...

1526
01:04:10,484 --> 01:04:12,319
there you go, there you go.
So what now?

1527
01:04:12,352 --> 01:04:14,187
Hey, you seemed
you're taking a picture

1528
01:04:14,221 --> 01:04:16,156
- while you're smiling.
- I'm not smiling.

1529
01:04:21,461 --> 01:04:22,629
Come on, boy.

1530
01:04:22,663 --> 01:04:26,099
I'm not getting in that water.

1531
01:04:26,133 --> 01:04:27,267
You better come on.

1532
01:04:36,510 --> 01:04:37,678
- Oh, that's a gator.
- What?

1533
01:04:37,712 --> 01:04:39,346
That's a...

1534
01:04:39,379 --> 01:04:40,414
ain't no gator, boy.

1535
01:04:40,447 --> 01:04:42,282
I'm just playing with you.

1536
01:04:47,187 --> 01:04:48,723
You're driving.

1537
01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:54,862
You can drive if
you want to.

1538
01:05:33,367 --> 01:05:34,568
Why can't
we go inside?

1539
01:05:34,601 --> 01:05:36,470
Watch your tone
with me, boy.

1540
01:05:36,503 --> 01:05:38,505
I thought you said
it was in the itinerary.

1541
01:05:38,538 --> 01:05:39,774
I said it was
in the itinerary.

1542
01:05:39,807 --> 01:05:41,341
I didn't say it was
in the budget. Now,

1543
01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:42,676
look, look here.
We ain't got

1544
01:05:42,710 --> 01:05:43,945
that Disney World
money right now,

1545
01:05:43,978 --> 01:05:45,612
but when this Toastmaster
thing pop off,

1546
01:05:45,646 --> 01:05:46,881
I might buy
your own Disney World.

1547
01:05:46,914 --> 01:05:48,783
Matter fact,
you know what I might do,

1548
01:05:48,816 --> 01:05:50,785
is I might buy Michael Jackson's
Neverland Ranch,

1549
01:05:50,818 --> 01:05:52,352
and open that up
to black folks.

1550
01:05:52,386 --> 01:05:53,721
Do you wanna go back
to the street sign

1551
01:05:53,755 --> 01:05:54,956
and get a picture
under that?

1552
01:05:54,989 --> 01:05:56,791
You can show your friends?

1553
01:06:05,265 --> 01:06:06,633
Wise man speaks

1554
01:06:06,667 --> 01:06:08,201
because he has
something to say.

1555
01:06:08,235 --> 01:06:10,203
And nigga talk
because he always got to say so.

1556
01:06:10,237 --> 01:06:11,773
Momma said
this is for you.

1557
01:06:11,806 --> 01:06:12,740
What's this?

1558
01:06:12,774 --> 01:06:14,474
I don't know.

1559
01:06:15,575 --> 01:06:18,713
Nigga,
this the release form.

1560
01:06:18,746 --> 01:06:20,280
This the release form.
She signed it.

1561
01:06:20,313 --> 01:06:21,615
We're making a movie, nigga.

1562
01:06:21,648 --> 01:06:23,350
We're going platinum, nigga.

1563
01:06:23,383 --> 01:06:24,618
You better be famous, boy.

1564
01:06:24,651 --> 01:06:27,254
Y'all see that?
She signed it.

1565
01:06:27,989 --> 01:06:29,656
I told you
what I told you.

1566
01:06:29,690 --> 01:06:32,592
I told y'all that I was
gonna get her to sign.

1567
01:06:32,626 --> 01:06:34,594
She know what's good for.

1568
01:06:34,628 --> 01:06:36,964
Toastmasters auditions.

1569
01:06:36,998 --> 01:06:39,433
This is that moment
of truth.

1570
01:06:41,803 --> 01:06:43,503
I'mma let you
carry my briefcase.

1571
01:06:43,537 --> 01:06:44,806
No.

1572
01:06:50,544 --> 01:06:52,814
My collar straight,
everything cool?

1573
01:06:54,281 --> 01:06:55,850
It's good.

1574
01:06:55,883 --> 01:06:57,919
Let's go
change some lives.

1575
01:07:00,822 --> 01:07:03,490
Nigga look
familiar as fuck.

1576
01:07:07,527 --> 01:07:09,362
That nigga looks
familiar.

1577
01:07:09,396 --> 01:07:10,765
How you doing, man?

1578
01:07:10,798 --> 01:07:12,499
Tijuana Jackson, life coach,
motivational speaker.

1579
01:07:12,532 --> 01:07:13,768
I'm here for
the Toastmasters.

1580
01:07:13,801 --> 01:07:15,402
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Listen, man, no minors,

1581
01:07:15,435 --> 01:07:18,538
no smoking, and, uh,
you know, no cameras.

1582
01:07:18,572 --> 01:07:20,775
Oh, no, like, they... this is
like a little student film, man,

1583
01:07:20,808 --> 01:07:22,744
they just... they, they
filming my body, the glory.

1584
01:07:22,777 --> 01:07:24,812
Well, yeah, they can... they can
film whatever they want, man,

1585
01:07:24,846 --> 01:07:26,047
as long as it's not
inside, you know.

1586
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:28,348
Oh, well, shit.

1587
01:07:28,381 --> 01:07:30,650
Well, Lil Eric, you gonna
stay in the car, okay?

1588
01:07:30,684 --> 01:07:32,285
You can't be serious?

1589
01:07:32,319 --> 01:07:33,855
No, not me, it's him.
He's saying no minors.

1590
01:07:33,888 --> 01:07:35,056
Yeah, sorry little, bro.

1591
01:07:35,089 --> 01:07:37,859
What is this,
a Miley Cyrus concert?

1592
01:07:39,359 --> 01:07:41,062
And y'all gonna have to
stay outside.

1593
01:07:41,095 --> 01:07:43,396
You got to... you got to sit
in the car, Lil Eric.

1594
01:07:43,430 --> 01:07:44,766
No.

1595
01:07:44,799 --> 01:07:47,667
Hey, Eric, do you want to film
some stuff out here?

1596
01:07:47,702 --> 01:07:48,668
Here.

1597
01:07:48,703 --> 01:07:49,871
Take this.

1598
01:07:49,904 --> 01:07:53,373
Look, this is on
and off, record.

1599
01:07:53,406 --> 01:07:55,743
Hey, look, I left
the key in the car,

1600
01:07:55,777 --> 01:07:57,044
you can listen
to the radio.

1601
01:07:57,078 --> 01:07:58,512
Heads up.

1602
01:08:02,049 --> 01:08:03,550
Definitely got this.

1603
01:08:03,583 --> 01:08:05,987
Look at all these Rounders.
How do you plead?

1604
01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,922
No contest, Your Honor.
They ain't even in my league.

1605
01:08:07,955 --> 01:08:09,556
What these niggas don't
understand is

1606
01:08:09,589 --> 01:08:11,691
when it's gang time,
they're playing stops.

1607
01:08:11,726 --> 01:08:12,827
No class.

1608
01:08:12,860 --> 01:08:14,461
- Now, yo, yo, yo.
- No class.

1609
01:08:14,494 --> 01:08:16,429
Fuck you nigga,
I was already up here.

1610
01:08:16,463 --> 01:08:17,799
I just went back to get
something in my car.

1611
01:08:17,832 --> 01:08:19,000
All right. All right.
Easy, easy.

1612
01:08:19,033 --> 01:08:21,736
Fuck you
ass.

1613
01:08:23,570 --> 01:08:25,072
That's what I do
with my mixtape,

1614
01:08:25,106 --> 01:08:27,742
Affirmation Music
Volume 1.

1615
01:08:29,442 --> 01:08:30,745
It's a drop, nigga.

1616
01:08:30,778 --> 01:08:32,079
- Oh, shit.
- What the fuck? Wait. Wait.

1617
01:08:32,113 --> 01:08:33,915
- It's a drop.
- Amiga.

1618
01:08:33,948 --> 01:08:35,750
Get out. Get out. Okay.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

1619
01:08:35,783 --> 01:08:36,918
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Wait. Wait up.

1620
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:47,527
Get away from me

1621
01:08:47,561 --> 01:08:49,396
Yo

1622
01:08:49,429 --> 01:08:51,498
Get down
the get down.

1623
01:08:54,534 --> 01:08:56,737
Ow, what is your problem?

1624
01:08:56,771 --> 01:08:59,639
Fucking crazy.
Are you serious right now?

1625
01:08:59,673 --> 01:09:02,143
And you, yeah, you.

1626
01:09:02,176 --> 01:09:04,444
Come here, man.
I see... no, I see you, man.

1627
01:09:04,477 --> 01:09:06,013
Come here. Hey, hey.

1628
01:09:06,047 --> 01:09:07,782
Yo, I need you to
stop filming me right now.

1629
01:09:07,815 --> 01:09:09,482
You said we can film
whatever we wanted

1630
01:09:09,516 --> 01:09:10,952
as long as not inside
the fucking building.

1631
01:09:10,985 --> 01:09:14,554
I know. I know
I'm saying you can.

1632
01:09:14,588 --> 01:09:16,057
Hey, Rachel. Rachel.

1633
01:09:16,090 --> 01:09:17,992
We're back to do
what we told now, huh?

1634
01:09:18,025 --> 01:09:19,659
You're gonna let that
bitch clown nigga

1635
01:09:19,693 --> 01:09:21,162
- intimidate you and to be like...
- Shut up.

1636
01:09:21,195 --> 01:09:23,064
- Hey, Maricon.
- I thought filming

1637
01:09:23,097 --> 01:09:26,000
police officers in Florida is
in accordance with Florida law,

1638
01:09:26,033 --> 01:09:28,135
as long as I don't interfere
with the investigation

1639
01:09:28,169 --> 01:09:30,872
and maintain a safe distance.

1640
01:09:30,905 --> 01:09:32,572
I can think of
about maybe two things

1641
01:09:32,606 --> 01:09:35,009
that you guys have
in common.

1642
01:09:35,042 --> 01:09:37,611
Does anybody wanna guess
what they are?

1643
01:09:37,644 --> 01:09:38,846
Go ahead.
You know what?

1644
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:42,183
Raise your hand
if you still think

1645
01:09:42,216 --> 01:09:44,584
you're part of a Toastmasters
reality program.

1646
01:09:44,618 --> 01:09:46,553
Go ahead,
raise your hand.

1647
01:09:46,586 --> 01:09:48,555
Oh, my God. These are...

1648
01:09:48,588 --> 01:09:51,524
these are brilliant human
beings right here.

1649
01:09:51,558 --> 01:09:54,594
I got some bad news
for you, guys.

1650
01:09:54,628 --> 01:09:57,597
You all have outstanding
warrants

1651
01:09:57,631 --> 01:09:59,566
right here in Orlando County.

1652
01:10:01,969 --> 01:10:04,972
So if you guys wanna pay off
your debts today,

1653
01:10:05,006 --> 01:10:08,508
hey, you guys are gonna walk
away with no problem,

1654
01:10:08,541 --> 01:10:11,444
but the rest of you guys
are going for a little joyride

1655
01:10:18,585 --> 01:10:21,488
Appreciate y'all paying
off my warrant.

1656
01:10:21,521 --> 01:10:25,026
I'mma pay y'all back as soon as
I get my company up and running.

1657
01:10:27,762 --> 01:10:29,997
Where the fuck is my car?

1658
01:10:31,665 --> 01:10:34,068
Where the fuck
did I park my car?

1659
01:10:38,873 --> 01:10:40,674
Hey, Lil Eric.

1660
01:10:43,643 --> 01:10:45,980
What the fuck
happened to my car?

1661
01:10:55,689 --> 01:10:58,993
Hey, man, y'all see
a little 14-year-old kid

1662
01:10:59,026 --> 01:11:03,030
about this big?

1663
01:11:03,064 --> 01:11:04,564
Not this time.

1664
01:11:04,597 --> 01:11:06,701
Have a nice day though.

1665
01:11:18,879 --> 01:11:20,781
Lil Eric.

1666
01:11:26,153 --> 01:11:28,022
Lil Eric.

1667
01:11:30,291 --> 01:11:32,827
It's okay, Lil Eric,
where you at?

1668
01:11:42,103 --> 01:11:43,804
Fuck.

1669
01:11:45,806 --> 01:11:46,807
Let me see your phone.

1670
01:11:46,841 --> 01:11:48,575
No.

1671
01:11:49,276 --> 01:11:51,746
Then stop filming me.

1672
01:11:51,779 --> 01:11:53,914
Stop filming me.

1673
01:12:25,346 --> 01:12:28,149
Mr. Jackson,

1674
01:12:28,182 --> 01:12:29,750
we found Lil Eric.

1675
01:12:29,784 --> 01:12:31,752
He's at the precinct.

1676
01:12:31,786 --> 01:12:33,854
He's fine.

1677
01:12:35,688 --> 01:12:37,590
What precinct?

1678
01:12:39,927 --> 01:12:42,595
This point
got no damn sense.

1679
01:12:43,964 --> 01:12:45,698
Look, I'm outside
of my jurisdiction,

1680
01:12:45,733 --> 01:12:46,934
so if I go up
in that motherfucker,

1681
01:12:46,967 --> 01:12:48,668
I might not come
out. Okay?

1682
01:12:48,702 --> 01:12:50,905
So, one of y'all got to go in
there and get him.

1683
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:08,222
There is a time
and place, homie.

1684
01:13:08,255 --> 01:13:09,656
There's a time
and a fucking place.

1685
01:13:09,689 --> 01:13:11,125
Did you find him?

1686
01:13:11,158 --> 01:13:13,260
They'll only release
him to a legal guardian.

1687
01:13:13,294 --> 01:13:15,662
Shit.
What if I'm ain't that?

1688
01:13:15,695 --> 01:13:18,065
So, I just sneak in
to Disney World.

1689
01:13:18,099 --> 01:13:19,800
What the fuck you do
with my car?

1690
01:13:19,834 --> 01:13:22,635
I don't know.
Do I look like Minnie Mouse?

1691
01:13:22,669 --> 01:13:24,171
Now we call Sharea,
she gonna blow this shit

1692
01:13:24,205 --> 01:13:25,906
way out of proportion,
I'm telling y'all now.

1693
01:13:25,940 --> 01:13:28,742
Well, yeah, we lost
the child.

1694
01:13:31,178 --> 01:13:34,882
Wouldn't want you to die
from second-hand smoke.

1695
01:13:34,915 --> 01:13:37,218
Be free.

1696
01:13:41,088 --> 01:13:42,923
So, did you call his mom yet?

1697
01:13:42,957 --> 01:13:44,191
We don't need
to call them.

1698
01:13:44,225 --> 01:13:47,228
- Why not?
- Because...

1699
01:13:47,261 --> 01:13:50,264
she gonna take that shit
to another level.

1700
01:13:52,933 --> 01:13:55,035
And she gonna overreact,

1701
01:13:55,069 --> 01:13:56,669
and then, she gonna get my momma
blood pressure,

1702
01:13:56,704 --> 01:13:59,940
man, you gonna fucking
piss me off.

1703
01:14:01,075 --> 01:14:02,409
So, who you calling?

1704
01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:07,414
Come here.

1705
01:14:07,448 --> 01:14:09,316
Hey, come here.

1706
01:14:09,350 --> 01:14:11,185
No, it's Rachel,

1707
01:14:11,218 --> 01:14:13,354
the girl with the camera.

1708
01:14:13,387 --> 01:14:15,189
I'm Asian.

1709
01:14:15,222 --> 01:14:18,192
Mr. Jackson wanted me
to let Sharea know,

1710
01:14:18,225 --> 01:14:21,228
Lil Eric is perfectly fine.

1711
01:14:21,262 --> 01:14:22,830
He is in jail,

1712
01:14:22,863 --> 01:14:25,799
but he wasn't arrested.

1713
01:14:25,833 --> 01:14:27,034
That nerd try to

1714
01:14:27,067 --> 01:14:28,402
question my damn
parenting skills,

1715
01:14:28,435 --> 01:14:30,704
dud, you gonna take my kid
for one day and leave

1716
01:14:30,738 --> 01:14:32,273
and sit in the car
like he's some kind of animal.

1717
01:14:32,306 --> 01:14:33,874
I think his demon is trying

1718
01:14:33,908 --> 01:14:35,142
to separate us with you, girl.

1719
01:14:35,176 --> 01:14:36,877
It ain't no damn demons, momma,

1720
01:14:36,911 --> 01:14:39,947
we should stop saying that shit.
It ain't nobody but Junior.

1721
01:14:39,980 --> 01:14:41,148
And you don't wanna see
it that way.

1722
01:14:41,182 --> 01:14:42,783
You wanna live in
the make believes.

1723
01:14:42,816 --> 01:14:44,285
I'mma just gonna sip my tea.

1724
01:14:44,318 --> 01:14:46,420
If you're looking for a demon,
his ass right there.

1725
01:14:46,453 --> 01:14:49,890
Jesus, you finish Sharea?

1726
01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:52,459
Don't call me
by my government name, nigga.

1727
01:14:52,493 --> 01:14:54,094
Are you done?

1728
01:14:54,128 --> 01:14:55,930
Are you done?

1729
01:14:55,963 --> 01:14:56,964
- No.
- Are you done?

1730
01:14:56,997 --> 01:15:00,234
Jesus.

1731
01:15:00,267 --> 01:15:02,336
- Check stub please.
- Cheryl...

1732
01:15:02,369 --> 01:15:04,305
- Proof of employment, please.
- No, I got... Cheryl, I got...

1733
01:15:04,338 --> 01:15:06,173
- Check stubs.
- I got them, Cheryl.

1734
01:15:06,207 --> 01:15:07,741
I got them,
but I forgot them.

1735
01:15:07,775 --> 01:15:09,009
Hmm. I know it's always
something with you.

1736
01:15:09,043 --> 01:15:10,444
- No. Cheryl...
- Are you trying to go back

1737
01:15:10,477 --> 01:15:12,012
- to jail, TJ?
- I thought they was in my car.

1738
01:15:12,046 --> 01:15:13,314
But then I realized
that I might...

1739
01:15:13,347 --> 01:15:14,882
You know what, TJ?
Don't play with me today

1740
01:15:14,915 --> 01:15:17,484
because I'm not
in the mood.

1741
01:15:27,394 --> 01:15:29,797
Cheryl.

1742
01:15:31,498 --> 01:15:33,200
Cheryl.

1743
01:15:40,441 --> 01:15:42,009
Cheryl.

1744
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,055
What the fuck you
doing up there?

1745
01:15:55,089 --> 01:15:57,091
- TJ?
- You fucking with that

1746
01:15:57,124 --> 01:15:58,892
- Freddie Mercury-looking nigga?
- Oh, I got your

1747
01:15:58,926 --> 01:16:00,494
- Freddie Mercury right here.
- No, thanks, nigga.

1748
01:16:00,527 --> 01:16:02,363
- I don't do porn.
- Okay. Let me handle this.

1749
01:16:02,396 --> 01:16:04,198
Hey, you better tell that
motherfucker to kick rocks.

1750
01:16:04,231 --> 01:16:05,532
Turn them cameras off.
Turn those cameras off.

1751
01:16:05,566 --> 01:16:07,001
Yeah. Yeah. You know why,

1752
01:16:07,034 --> 01:16:08,535
because she don't
want the world to know

1753
01:16:08,569 --> 01:16:10,371
that she fucking around with
Doug, the Bounty hunter.

1754
01:16:10,404 --> 01:16:11,872
All right.
You about 30 seconds

1755
01:16:11,905 --> 01:16:14,441
- from getting choked out, boy.
- Boy?

1756
01:16:14,475 --> 01:16:16,076
Nigga, we don't in
the inside no more,

1757
01:16:16,110 --> 01:16:17,544
you fucking around
and get your manhood breach

1758
01:16:17,578 --> 01:16:19,246
- messing with me.
- Hey, listen, wait.

1759
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,115
You better call
will.i.am, nigga,

1760
01:16:21,148 --> 01:16:23,150
ain't the DJ, boy.
I don't play, heard me?

1761
01:16:23,183 --> 01:16:24,518
TJ! What do you want?

1762
01:16:24,551 --> 01:16:26,086
What do you need, TJ?
What do you need?

1763
01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:27,521
You wanted... you wanted
proof of employment

1764
01:16:27,554 --> 01:16:30,791
- for the last few weeks, right?
- Yeah.

1765
01:16:34,295 --> 01:16:36,196
You got this push
broom motherfucker

1766
01:16:36,230 --> 01:16:37,598
all off in the crib.

1767
01:16:37,631 --> 01:16:40,167
Motherfucker,
all in his drawers and shit.

1768
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:43,037
TJ.

1769
01:16:43,070 --> 01:16:46,040
You got check stubs?

1770
01:16:46,073 --> 01:16:48,008
Nigga, I'm proud of you.

1771
01:16:48,042 --> 01:16:51,145
I'm proud of you, TJ.

1772
01:16:51,178 --> 01:16:52,946
You can get back
to sling blade now.

1773
01:17:03,924 --> 01:17:05,359
Don't tell nobody
I was in a fight,

1774
01:17:05,392 --> 01:17:07,528
and don't put that shit
in my documentary.

1775
01:17:07,561 --> 01:17:09,229
Why not?

1776
01:17:09,263 --> 01:17:12,166
Because it's a violation
to my parole.

1777
01:17:12,199 --> 01:17:14,168
How long it take for me
to wake up?

1778
01:17:14,201 --> 01:17:16,937
<i>♪ They talk about the
money I talk about the time ♪</i>

1779
01:17:16,970 --> 01:17:19,540
<i>♪ They talk about they needs
I talk about what's mine ♪</i>

1780
01:17:19,573 --> 01:17:22,276
<i>♪ They sitting on the comb,
I'm sitting on the home ♪</i>

1781
01:17:22,309 --> 01:17:24,978
<i>♪ They wanna super head,
shit, I wanna super dome ♪</i>

1782
01:17:25,012 --> 01:17:27,481
<i>♪ I got a bigger vision
I'm young Russell Simmons ♪</i>

1783
01:17:27,514 --> 01:17:30,217
<i>♪ I'm like a chicken hawk,
but I'm fucking pigeon ♪</i>

1784
01:17:30,250 --> 01:17:32,886
<i>♪ I only share with friends
They call it nepotism ♪</i>

1785
01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:36,056
<i>♪ And then remember all
the plan I am messing with ♪</i>

1786
01:17:36,090 --> 01:17:37,958
- Watchtower.
- Yeah.

1787
01:17:37,991 --> 01:17:41,261
What do you think
about that?

1788
01:17:41,295 --> 01:17:43,063
Hey, man. Look, nigga,

1789
01:17:43,097 --> 01:17:45,299
if we gonna take this musical
empire to that next level,

1790
01:17:45,332 --> 01:17:47,501
don't sugarcoat that nigga,
just tell me how you feel.

1791
01:17:47,534 --> 01:17:49,303
You like it or not?

1792
01:17:49,336 --> 01:17:51,338
It was trash,

1793
01:17:51,372 --> 01:17:54,208
- like, hot garbage.
- Man, fuck you, nigga,

1794
01:17:54,241 --> 01:17:55,642
that version was cold than
a can of pussy,

1795
01:17:55,676 --> 01:17:59,680
eat you that shit,
let's do the hood.

1796
01:17:59,714 --> 01:18:01,982
This nigga is
just disrespectful, man.

1797
01:18:02,015 --> 01:18:04,118
Just...

1798
01:18:08,255 --> 01:18:10,524
Hey.
Where the fuck is TJ?

1799
01:18:10,557 --> 01:18:12,059
Fuck.

1800
01:18:12,092 --> 01:18:15,396
Hey, man, I'm gonna drop
for real,

1801
01:18:15,429 --> 01:18:17,097
this shit cold,
watch out, nigga.

1802
01:18:17,131 --> 01:18:18,432
<i>Watchtower.</i>

1803
01:18:18,465 --> 01:18:21,135
<i>Punch it, nigga,
and after the refrain.</i>

1804
01:18:23,036 --> 01:18:24,671
<i>Watchtower.</i>

1805
01:18:27,274 --> 01:18:30,210
Nigga, are you...

1806
01:18:30,244 --> 01:18:31,378
where the fuck he go?

1807
01:18:31,412 --> 01:18:34,181
Watchtower.

1808
01:18:39,052 --> 01:18:40,487
I'm recording vocals.

1809
01:18:40,521 --> 01:18:42,122
I don't give a fuck.

1810
01:18:42,156 --> 01:18:43,290
I don't care
if you're recording

1811
01:18:43,323 --> 01:18:44,992
the national
motherfucker anthem,

1812
01:18:45,025 --> 01:18:47,127
get the fuck out
here, TJ.

1813
01:18:47,161 --> 01:18:49,530
You
your fucking lot.

1814
01:18:51,598 --> 01:18:53,967
<i>My brother is one of the first
niggas from Hollywood, Florida,</i>

1815
01:18:54,001 --> 01:18:56,236
<i>he got arrested on tops</i>

1816
01:18:56,270 --> 01:18:58,572
and cheaters,

1817
01:18:58,605 --> 01:19:00,607
punch a girl on the face.

1818
01:19:02,342 --> 01:19:04,445
Ever since then,
I've been camera shy.

1819
01:19:04,478 --> 01:19:07,448
You broke my Rolex,
this should cost me $50.

1820
01:19:07,481 --> 01:19:08,515
What is these, TJ?

1821
01:19:08,549 --> 01:19:10,117
I told you.
They check stub.

1822
01:19:10,150 --> 01:19:11,251
They counterfeit stubs.

1823
01:19:11,285 --> 01:19:12,653
I don't know
nothing about that.

1824
01:19:12,686 --> 01:19:14,521
Yes, you do, and why would
you walk off your job?

1825
01:19:14,555 --> 01:19:16,323
You was doing so good,
and you left?

1826
01:19:16,356 --> 01:19:17,759
Get my cigarettes,
it's on my pocket, for me.

1827
01:19:17,792 --> 01:19:20,093
I ain't getting shit.

1828
01:19:20,127 --> 01:19:22,229
Hey, get off
with that cock.

1829
01:19:22,262 --> 01:19:24,732
Hey, take the... you know,
move that cock.

1830
01:19:24,766 --> 01:19:26,266
Y'all get his cock
on camera?

1831
01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:29,269
You about to get a lot
of cock where you going.

1832
01:19:30,471 --> 01:19:32,740
Y'all get his cock?

1833
01:19:34,608 --> 01:19:36,343
All right.

1834
01:19:36,376 --> 01:19:40,347
One second,
but this the last one.

1835
01:19:40,380 --> 01:19:42,049
All right. Look, uh...

1836
01:19:42,082 --> 01:19:43,785
you know, TJ
is... he's a gifted man.

1837
01:19:43,818 --> 01:19:46,453
That's, you know,
that's, that's real,

1838
01:19:46,487 --> 01:19:48,689
but you got to watch him.

1839
01:19:48,723 --> 01:19:50,357
You got to watch him
because you don't know

1840
01:19:50,390 --> 01:19:51,592
what you're gonna get with TJ.

1841
01:19:51,625 --> 01:19:53,494
You don't know
if you gonna get...

1842
01:19:53,527 --> 01:19:56,363
if you gonna get sunshine,
or if you gonna get moonshine.

1843
01:19:56,396 --> 01:20:00,100
And the terms
of TJ's parole,

1844
01:20:00,133 --> 01:20:02,804
honestly, for me... for me,

1845
01:20:02,837 --> 01:20:05,606
they're pretty reasonable,
honestly.

1846
01:20:05,639 --> 01:20:08,242
And every day,

1847
01:20:08,275 --> 01:20:09,744
I ask him,
I say the same shit.

1848
01:20:09,777 --> 01:20:13,748
I say, uh, "TJ, you know,
you go to counseling."

1849
01:20:13,781 --> 01:20:15,182
You know what I get?
Legs up.

1850
01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:17,150
Then I say, "Okay.

1851
01:20:17,184 --> 01:20:19,721
What about... what,
about community service?

1852
01:20:19,754 --> 01:20:22,356
Did you go to community service?
Did you do it?"

1853
01:20:22,389 --> 01:20:24,291
"Oh, I'm a soul train."

1854
01:20:24,324 --> 01:20:26,393
"What about work?"

1855
01:20:26,426 --> 01:20:29,062
"Yo, am."

1856
01:20:30,765 --> 01:20:33,267
This nigga.

1857
01:20:34,836 --> 01:20:38,438
Really, the truth is
you just... you can't help a man

1858
01:20:38,472 --> 01:20:40,240
that refused to help himself.

1859
01:20:40,274 --> 01:20:42,576
And that's what I got to know.

1860
01:20:42,609 --> 01:20:46,246
You know, that's...

1861
01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:48,649
that's it.
So, all right.

1862
01:20:52,152 --> 01:20:53,620
And you know
the worst part is that

1863
01:20:53,654 --> 01:20:57,124
I actually believed you.
I believed your down shit.

1864
01:20:57,157 --> 01:20:58,826
Do you ever think about
getting back into music though?

1865
01:20:58,860 --> 01:21:00,862
- TJ, do you hear me?
- Have a nigga pump his mixtape?

1866
01:21:00,895 --> 01:21:03,430
Counterfeit is a serious
offense. This is real.

1867
01:21:03,463 --> 01:21:05,532
Affirmation
music Volume 1.

1868
01:21:05,566 --> 01:21:07,200
Hey, you know what,
hey, he came back.

1869
01:21:07,234 --> 01:21:08,535
You know
what his cock.

1870
01:21:08,569 --> 01:21:10,404
Hey, homie, let me get you
with your cock, homie.

1871
01:21:10,437 --> 01:21:11,538
Hey, hey

1872
01:21:11,572 --> 01:21:13,307
So get your dog off
to prison can,

1873
01:21:13,340 --> 01:21:15,175
and this is the things
I get from you?

1874
01:21:15,208 --> 01:21:16,443
Okay. Cool.

1875
01:21:16,476 --> 01:21:18,278
- I can't.
- You call the cops on a nigga.

1876
01:21:18,312 --> 01:21:19,847
- I ain't doing it no more.
- Cheryl, you call the laws

1877
01:21:19,881 --> 01:21:22,649
- on a nigga, though?
- Hey, get him.

1878
01:22:09,229 --> 01:22:10,664
Tell me the truth,
and I can help you.

1879
01:22:10,697 --> 01:22:12,633
Or you're going back inside.

1880
01:22:12,666 --> 01:22:15,302
We have not used since
we got out.

1881
01:22:15,335 --> 01:22:17,537
We have two months
to give up in life.

1882
01:22:17,571 --> 01:22:18,906
I haven't

1883
01:22:18,940 --> 01:22:20,574
- I don't know what...
- Okay. So...

1884
01:22:20,607 --> 01:22:22,209
- All the respect, man.
- So you both clean?

1885
01:22:22,242 --> 01:22:23,543
- A hundred percent.
- A hundred percent.

1886
01:22:23,577 --> 01:22:24,746
- A hundred percent.
- Absolutely.

1887
01:22:24,779 --> 01:22:26,213
I'm on

1888
01:22:26,246 --> 01:22:27,715
Okay. Okay.

1889
01:22:27,749 --> 01:22:29,751
I'm giving you one last chance
and tell me the truth,

1890
01:22:29,784 --> 01:22:31,451
or you both taking
the piss tests.

1891
01:22:31,485 --> 01:22:33,821
Give me a tiny little
meth on the weekends,

1892
01:22:33,855 --> 01:22:35,689
or it's fine.
Nothing serious.

1893
01:22:35,723 --> 01:22:37,591
Don't look at him,
look at me.

1894
01:22:37,624 --> 01:22:40,594
He's not the one
that's gonna book you, I am.

1895
01:22:45,399 --> 01:22:47,267
You ain't talk to him?

1896
01:22:48,703 --> 01:22:51,939
Well, I'm not surprised.

1897
01:22:51,973 --> 01:22:53,507
You know
what to do with these?

1898
01:22:53,540 --> 01:22:54,641
Cheryl.

1899
01:22:54,675 --> 01:22:57,979
Do you know what
to do with those?

1900
01:22:58,012 --> 01:22:59,212
Okay.

1901
01:23:03,951 --> 01:23:05,552
Goodbye.

1902
01:23:37,384 --> 01:23:38,318
Hey, watch out.

1903
01:23:38,351 --> 01:23:40,021
Oh, shit, he saw us.

1904
01:23:40,054 --> 01:23:41,756
Why didn't you tell me
you were out?

1905
01:23:41,789 --> 01:23:43,490
I think the more distance
between you and me,

1906
01:23:43,523 --> 01:23:45,358
- the better off you gonna be.
- How did you figure that?

1907
01:23:45,392 --> 01:23:47,729
Watch your tone
with me now, boy.

1908
01:23:47,762 --> 01:23:49,396
Why didn't you call?

1909
01:23:50,798 --> 01:23:52,299
- Because Lil Eric...
- Because what?

1910
01:23:52,332 --> 01:23:53,735
Because your momma
keep making this thing

1911
01:23:53,768 --> 01:23:54,902
like everything
was my fault.

1912
01:23:54,936 --> 01:23:56,636
But it was your fault.

1913
01:23:56,670 --> 01:23:57,939
The first night
you came home,

1914
01:23:57,972 --> 01:23:59,306
there was no one
in the house

1915
01:23:59,339 --> 01:24:00,574
so you had to sleep
in the car.

1916
01:24:00,607 --> 01:24:01,743
What did I do?

1917
01:24:01,776 --> 01:24:03,343
I came out to sleep
in the car too

1918
01:24:03,376 --> 01:24:04,712
because I didn't want you
to be out there

1919
01:24:04,746 --> 01:24:05,913
all by yourself.

1920
01:24:05,947 --> 01:24:07,380
But as soon as we get
to the contest,

1921
01:24:07,414 --> 01:24:08,482
what did you do?

1922
01:24:08,515 --> 01:24:09,751
You told me
to wait in the car

1923
01:24:09,784 --> 01:24:11,451
all by myself for some stupid

1924
01:24:11,485 --> 01:24:13,587
Toastmaster thing
that turned out to be...

1925
01:24:13,620 --> 01:24:15,689
But what you ain't even
realizing is that great success

1926
01:24:15,723 --> 01:24:18,391
- requires great sacrifice. I...
- Great success?

1927
01:24:18,425 --> 01:24:20,594
If the only one benefitting
from it is you,

1928
01:24:20,627 --> 01:24:22,596
how great can it be?

1929
01:24:32,940 --> 01:24:36,010
Oh, whose bike is that?

1930
01:24:39,747 --> 01:24:41,348
Boy.

1931
01:24:41,381 --> 01:24:42,884
You gotta rinse it before
you put it up under the bed.

1932
01:24:47,889 --> 01:24:49,322
Put it down.

1933
01:24:49,356 --> 01:24:50,825
Put it down now.

1934
01:25:09,043 --> 01:25:11,611
Oh, why are you
so skinny, boy?

1935
01:25:11,645 --> 01:25:13,014
I've been riding my bicycle,
Momma.

1936
01:25:13,047 --> 01:25:14,849
Oh.

1937
01:25:30,630 --> 01:25:31,999
I saw this blog
and it said that...

1938
01:25:33,134 --> 01:25:34,534
...this was good
for the arthritis.

1939
01:25:35,837 --> 01:25:37,738
- You okay, Momma?
- Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

1940
01:25:37,772 --> 01:25:38,739
- Ooh.
- Okay.

1941
01:25:39,907 --> 01:25:42,877
So, what
exactly are you interested in?

1942
01:25:42,910 --> 01:25:43,911
Like, what's your passion?

1943
01:25:43,945 --> 01:25:46,479
What do you wanna do?

1944
01:25:46,513 --> 01:25:48,648
I wanna be a public speaker
like my uncle.

1945
01:25:48,682 --> 01:25:50,483
Hmm. Okay.

1946
01:25:50,517 --> 01:25:52,519
So, then we need to look
at your transcripts,

1947
01:25:52,552 --> 01:25:55,122
let's see what courses
that you already took.

1948
01:25:55,156 --> 01:25:57,124
I see you
took time to speak,

1949
01:25:57,158 --> 01:25:58,658
and you're
in regular English.

1950
01:25:58,692 --> 01:26:00,493
Maybe you should get
into English AP

1951
01:26:00,527 --> 01:26:03,030
to kind of learn grammar.

1952
01:26:03,064 --> 01:26:04,531
Legs up.

1953
01:26:04,564 --> 01:26:06,433
- Okay.
- <i>Listen.</i>

1954
01:26:06,466 --> 01:26:08,169
If you put a black woman's
baby in danger,

1955
01:26:08,202 --> 01:26:11,138
she gonna go from zero
to Remy real quick.

1956
01:26:11,172 --> 01:26:13,975
And if I'm being honest,
TJ has been more of a father

1957
01:26:14,008 --> 01:26:17,544
to little Eric
than my baby daddy ever was.

1958
01:26:17,577 --> 01:26:18,913
Now, he ain't perfect,

1959
01:26:18,946 --> 01:26:21,082
but he's trying.

1960
01:26:21,115 --> 01:26:22,717
Oh.

1961
01:26:22,750 --> 01:26:26,954
Um, I only had two prayers.

1962
01:26:26,988 --> 01:26:29,790
One was to see
my family unified

1963
01:26:29,824 --> 01:26:31,424
under the blood of Jesus.

1964
01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:32,727
Praise the Lord.

1965
01:26:34,461 --> 01:26:36,496
What's the other one,
Momma?

1966
01:26:36,529 --> 01:26:38,799
A big house
with a pool

1967
01:26:38,833 --> 01:26:42,970
so that we can
live together comfortably.

1968
01:26:43,004 --> 01:26:44,105
But as long
as we're together,

1969
01:26:44,138 --> 01:26:45,505
I don't need no pool.

1970
01:26:45,538 --> 01:26:47,174
I do.

1971
01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:48,642
- Listen now...
- Oh, shut up, boy.

1972
01:26:48,675 --> 01:26:50,577
"I do."

1973
01:26:54,547 --> 01:26:57,484
- Here we go.
- Ooh. Yes.

1974
01:26:57,517 --> 01:26:59,586
Yeah,
that's what I'm talking about.

1975
01:26:59,619 --> 01:27:01,521
Y'all put down
your cameras and come here.

1976
01:27:01,554 --> 01:27:03,090
- Come on.
- Is it enough for now?

1977
01:27:03,124 --> 01:27:05,226
Seriously?

1978
01:27:05,259 --> 01:27:07,028
Y'all stop acting up now.

1979
01:27:07,061 --> 01:27:09,030
Yes, ma'am.

1980
01:27:12,532 --> 01:27:16,503
Lord, we ask you
to bless this food,

1981
01:27:16,536 --> 01:27:18,806
and we ask you to bless
the white people

1982
01:27:18,839 --> 01:27:20,174
at this table.

1983
01:27:20,207 --> 01:27:21,242
Amen.

1984
01:27:21,275 --> 01:27:23,044
- Amen.
- All right.

1985
01:27:23,077 --> 01:27:24,644
Y'all, let's eat for real
and stop playing, okay?

1986
01:27:24,678 --> 01:27:26,080
What's wrong with the forks,

1987
01:27:26,113 --> 01:27:27,982
why I gotta stick me up...
oh, Lord, Jesus.

1988
01:27:28,015 --> 01:27:29,649
<i>Let me tell y'all
something, man.</i>

1989
01:27:29,683 --> 01:27:31,018
<i>One thing my nephew
I would like to call it</i>

1990
01:27:31,052 --> 01:27:32,987
<i>my little guru
made me realize is</i>

1991
01:27:33,020 --> 01:27:34,722
<i>the whole point
of being a life coach</i>

1992
01:27:34,755 --> 01:27:36,157
<i>is to help others, you know?</i>

1993
01:27:36,190 --> 01:27:38,993
<i>Mainly my family
and my community,</i>

1994
01:27:39,026 --> 01:27:40,962
<i>heard me.</i>

1995
01:27:40,995 --> 01:27:45,266
<i>and there's a lot of people
out there winning the rat race.</i>

1996
01:27:45,299 --> 01:27:47,034
<i>Then what's a million dollars
to a slave</i>

1997
01:27:47,068 --> 01:27:49,602
<i>if he can't buy
his own freedom, you heard?</i>

1998
01:27:49,636 --> 01:27:52,539
<i>She own
the tall white boy</i>

1999
01:27:52,572 --> 01:27:54,008
<i>with the big carwash mustache.</i>

2000
01:27:54,041 --> 01:27:55,810
He's already
been asked to resign.

2001
01:27:55,843 --> 01:27:57,111
What up, Levaughn?

2002
01:27:57,144 --> 01:27:58,245
Levaughn?

2003
01:27:58,279 --> 01:28:01,681
What up, nigga?

2004
01:28:01,716 --> 01:28:02,984
Yes, ma'am.

2005
01:28:03,017 --> 01:28:06,787
Boy, what happenin',

2006
01:28:06,821 --> 01:28:09,256
I here because I care
about y'all.

2007
01:28:09,290 --> 01:28:11,826
Tune, as far as I'm concerned,

2008
01:28:11,859 --> 01:28:14,594
someone fucked up
on their life already.

2009
01:28:14,627 --> 01:28:16,130
But me, for me,

2010
01:28:16,163 --> 01:28:18,265
I was a master
fuck-up-ist.

2011
01:28:18,299 --> 01:28:19,566
And this man
changed my life.

2012
01:28:19,599 --> 01:28:21,168
So that it could change yours.

2013
01:28:21,202 --> 01:28:23,536
It's just a matter of listenin'
and paying attention, you know.

2014
01:28:23,570 --> 01:28:24,939
a matter of
paying attention.

2015
01:28:24,972 --> 01:28:27,607
I'm... yo, fucking
pay attention, now man,

2016
01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:29,710
because every time so,
but yo,

2017
01:28:29,744 --> 01:28:31,979
I want to bring
my brethren right now,

2018
01:28:32,013 --> 01:28:33,014
no other than

2019
01:28:33,047 --> 01:28:34,982
Tijuana Jackson.

2020
01:28:35,016 --> 01:28:37,084
Yeah. Give it up
for my homie, Upgrade.

2021
01:28:37,118 --> 01:28:38,152
You know what I'm saying.

2022
01:28:38,185 --> 01:28:39,787
That's Toucan fam
right there.

2023
01:28:39,820 --> 01:28:43,224
It's Toucan fam,
real nigga shit, heard me.

2024
01:28:43,257 --> 01:28:45,760
I didn't get it.

2025
01:28:45,793 --> 01:28:47,328
Took getting cursed out
by my nephew,

2026
01:28:47,361 --> 01:28:50,197
I call him my guru,
Lil Eric,

2027
01:28:50,231 --> 01:28:51,732
to realize that
my success would come

2028
01:28:51,766 --> 01:28:53,701
from being selfless,

2029
01:28:53,734 --> 01:28:55,036
not selfish.

2030
01:28:55,069 --> 01:28:57,138
Uh-hmm.

2031
01:28:57,171 --> 01:28:59,040
Because when you got
a sense of purpose,

2032
01:28:59,073 --> 01:29:02,109
you gotta service
more than just you.

2033
01:29:03,676 --> 01:29:05,713
Oh, y'all didn't think
I would get that deep, huh?

2034
01:29:05,746 --> 01:29:07,181
Well, hold on, niggas,

2035
01:29:07,214 --> 01:29:09,682
because I'm deep
like giraffe pussy.

2036
01:29:09,717 --> 01:29:11,285
And what if I told you

2037
01:29:11,318 --> 01:29:15,122
that every nigga in here
got a purpose?

2038
01:29:15,156 --> 01:29:19,794
And that purpose stems from
one moment in your damn life?

2039
01:29:19,827 --> 01:29:22,863
I'm in my one moment like
the shit happened yesterday.

2040
01:29:22,897 --> 01:29:25,665
- Uh-hmm.
- Yeah.

2041
01:29:25,698 --> 01:29:27,268
When I was 13 years old,

2042
01:29:27,301 --> 01:29:30,004
my uncle tried
to put his finger

2043
01:29:30,037 --> 01:29:31,739
in my asshole
while I was asleep,

2044
01:29:31,772 --> 01:29:34,275
but I caught him.

2045
01:29:34,308 --> 01:29:35,810
Took about seven hours
of surgery

2046
01:29:35,843 --> 01:29:37,677
to get my foot out
of his fucking larynx,

2047
01:29:37,711 --> 01:29:40,613
fucked that nigga
voice box up good.

2048
01:29:41,849 --> 01:29:45,386
To this day when he talks,
he sound like...

2049
01:29:45,419 --> 01:29:47,822
uh, what's the name
of the, uh...

2050
01:29:47,855 --> 01:29:49,190
What?

2051
01:29:49,223 --> 01:29:50,958
What's the name
of the big old buff nigga

2052
01:29:50,991 --> 01:29:53,327
with the raspy voice who used
to win all the Grammys?

2053
01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:55,996
Uh, Big strong nigga used
to work out back in the 90s?

2054
01:29:56,030 --> 01:29:58,065
Had all the hit...
Macy Gray,

2055
01:29:58,099 --> 01:29:59,133
he sound
like that nigga.

2056
01:29:59,166 --> 01:30:00,334
Quiet!

2057
01:30:00,367 --> 01:30:01,735
Y'all go ahead and laugh,

2058
01:30:01,769 --> 01:30:02,903
but that's why
I brought up my uncle

2059
01:30:02,937 --> 01:30:04,738
<i>and his big-ass fingers.</i>

2060
01:30:04,772 --> 01:30:08,675
<i>Your pain should be
the pathway to your purpose.</i>

2061
01:30:08,709 --> 01:30:11,278
<i>So when y'all get up
out these blocks,</i>

2062
01:30:11,312 --> 01:30:13,047
<i>don't seek success.</i>

2063
01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:14,815
<i>Seek purpose,</i>

2064
01:30:14,849 --> 01:30:16,750
<i>and let success find you.</i>

2065
01:30:16,784 --> 01:30:18,919
<i>Because success,</i>

2066
01:30:18,953 --> 01:30:21,088
<i>that's just an illusion.</i>

2067
01:30:21,122 --> 01:30:22,655
<i>Purpose,</i>

2068
01:30:22,689 --> 01:30:24,325
<i>that's the motherfucking
conclusion,</i>

2069
01:30:24,358 --> 01:30:25,826
<i>heard me?</i>

2070
01:30:33,901 --> 01:30:36,103
I take it you two
are in good terms again?

2071
01:30:36,137 --> 01:30:37,771
Well, uh, we, uh...

2072
01:30:37,805 --> 01:30:39,907
we have... we have
an understanding.

2073
01:30:39,940 --> 01:30:41,842
Any plans
for the future?

2074
01:30:41,876 --> 01:30:44,345
Well, I mean, for me,
you know,

2075
01:30:44,378 --> 01:30:45,980
I just believe that
if you gonna be a life coach,

2076
01:30:46,013 --> 01:30:47,414
you gotta be a life coach 24/7

2077
01:30:47,448 --> 01:30:49,783
because life is a full-time job,
you know?

2078
01:30:49,817 --> 01:30:51,285
So you don't get
no off days on life,

2079
01:30:51,318 --> 01:30:53,220
and once this Prison Logic
take off,

2080
01:30:53,254 --> 01:30:54,955
you know,
phone gonna be ringing like

2081
01:30:54,989 --> 01:30:56,357
the second hand, heard me?

2082
01:30:56,390 --> 01:30:58,325
You know,
like the second hand

2083
01:30:58,359 --> 01:30:59,860
because the second hand
go around the clock.

2084
01:30:59,894 --> 01:31:01,795
Why you always
gotta speak in parables?

2085
01:31:01,829 --> 01:31:03,797
You know, I'mma need travel
permits once this shit take off?

2086
01:31:03,831 --> 01:31:04,965
I'll think about it.

2087
01:31:04,999 --> 01:31:06,267
What you mean
you gonna think about it?

2088
01:31:06,300 --> 01:31:10,004
Do you need me to speak
in parables, too?

2089
01:31:26,989 --> 01:31:31,989
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2090
01:32:04,925 --> 01:32:06,493
- Drop me.
- I got you.

2091
01:32:06,527 --> 01:32:08,996
Well done.

2092
01:32:09,029 --> 01:32:11,131
I should have you
train my staff.

2093
01:32:11,165 --> 01:32:13,067
I do the same thing,
but this old nigga in the joint,

2094
01:32:13,100 --> 01:32:14,468
used to have to put him
on the toilet

2095
01:32:14,501 --> 01:32:15,970
and put stool out of
whenever

2096
01:32:16,003 --> 01:32:19,940
they fed us
that nutraloaf.

2097
01:32:19,974 --> 01:32:21,875
I remember TJ saying to me

2098
01:32:21,909 --> 01:32:23,510
excuse me, Mr. Jackson

2099
01:32:23,544 --> 01:32:26,847
saying to me when I was going
through my divorce,

2100
01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:30,217
"Sam," and I quote,

2101
01:32:30,251 --> 01:32:32,820
"You too good
for that chicken-head skank.

2102
01:32:32,853 --> 01:32:34,555
She be creeping."

2103
01:32:34,588 --> 01:32:36,490
And I knew exactly
what he meant.

2104
01:32:36,523 --> 01:32:39,860
May I see your license
and registration, please?

2105
01:32:43,864 --> 01:32:45,532
Fuck, he's acting out,

2106
01:32:45,566 --> 01:32:47,968
nigga, look like

2107
01:32:48,002 --> 01:32:50,004
any time you all need me,
just call that number.

2108
01:32:50,037 --> 01:32:51,472
Are you guys
filming something?

2109
01:32:51,505 --> 01:32:53,240
- Yeah.
- Yeah, what's that about?

2110
01:32:53,274 --> 01:32:54,341
About my life.
It's about...

2111
01:32:54,375 --> 01:32:56,810
Well, I'm a filmmaker, too.

2112
01:32:56,844 --> 01:32:58,245
It does nothing
for a nigga's self-esteem

2113
01:32:58,279 --> 01:32:59,513
when you got
a bigger motherfucker

2114
01:32:59,546 --> 01:33:01,248
twice your size
and put on the condom.

2115
01:33:01,282 --> 01:33:03,584
You wanna get honest
about it.

2116
01:33:04,952 --> 01:33:05,986
You okay, Momma?

2117
01:33:09,590 --> 01:33:11,125
TJ, stop!

2118
01:33:14,428 --> 01:33:15,896
I'm about to hit a funny bone.

2119
01:33:15,929 --> 01:33:18,032
S-U-I-C-I-D-E.

2120
01:33:18,065 --> 01:33:19,400
Suicide.

2121
01:33:19,433 --> 01:33:23,103
Because Sharea is an unhappy
individual committed

2122
01:33:23,137 --> 01:33:26,340
to the immediate demise
of my endeavors.

2123
01:33:26,373 --> 01:33:28,242
Suicide.

2124
01:33:35,549 --> 01:33:37,985
I need to go out and get
the okay.

2125
01:33:38,018 --> 01:33:39,520
I'm gonna get
the back leg.

2126
01:33:39,553 --> 01:33:41,388
I'm gonna get
the finger pop.

2127
01:33:41,422 --> 01:33:42,456
I'm gonna get
the dungarees,

2128
01:33:42,489 --> 01:33:44,425
I want no clean up.

2129
01:33:49,563 --> 01:33:51,031
It shouldn't take this long

2130
01:33:51,065 --> 01:33:53,634
to hand out some flyers.

2131
01:35:49,149 --> 01:35:50,752
<i>Well, at one point,
did you say to yourself,</i>

2132
01:35:50,785 --> 01:35:52,453
"We have a hit documentary
on our hands"?

2133
01:35:52,486 --> 01:35:53,454
At no point.

2134
01:35:53,487 --> 01:35:55,322
Oh, I thought
right away.

2135
01:35:55,355 --> 01:35:56,657
Well, it started out
as a class assignment,

2136
01:35:56,690 --> 01:35:58,492
just a 10-minute short,
but...

2137
01:35:58,525 --> 01:36:00,594
Yeah. But then Tijuana
inspired us to make it like a...

2138
01:36:00,627 --> 01:36:02,362
like a
whole documentary.

2139
01:36:02,396 --> 01:36:03,564
How did you do that?

2140
01:36:03,597 --> 01:36:05,165
Well,
he made us see that whether

2141
01:36:05,199 --> 01:36:06,533
it's a class assignment,

2142
01:36:06,567 --> 01:36:09,036
family engagement,
community service,

2143
01:36:09,069 --> 01:36:10,504
what's most often
asked of us

2144
01:36:10,537 --> 01:36:12,573
is the bare minimum.
It's up to us to do more.

2145
01:36:12,606 --> 01:36:13,741
Hey, you always
gotta give credit

2146
01:36:13,775 --> 01:36:16,276
- to the white folks.
- I'm not white.

2147
01:36:16,310 --> 01:36:17,678
And you were in prison
when we filmed this.

2148
01:36:17,712 --> 01:36:19,613
Yeah. They only wanna
interview you.

2149
01:36:19,646 --> 01:36:20,614
Man, just drink your juice.

2150
01:36:20,647 --> 01:36:21,615
That's okay, though.

2151
01:36:21,648 --> 01:36:22,649
Who got the book deal

2152
01:36:22,683 --> 01:36:23,751
and the merchandising deal?

2153
01:36:23,785 --> 01:36:25,285
- Matter of fact...
- Oh...

2154
01:36:25,319 --> 01:36:26,687
...mixtape out too,
cop that.

2155
01:36:26,721 --> 01:36:28,388
Why are you being
a little dramatic?

2156
01:36:28,422 --> 01:36:30,157
Don't you... uh-uh, don't you
lit that up down here.

2157
01:36:30,190 --> 01:36:31,592
- That's okay, momma.
- They really want it.

2158
01:36:31,625 --> 01:36:33,026
Y'all do the
pretty tiddy-diddy,

2159
01:36:33,060 --> 01:36:34,461
I won't get the keys
to the city now.

2160
01:36:34,495 --> 01:36:35,629
- Why y'all over this?
- But it was good, right?

2161
01:36:35,662 --> 01:36:36,764
You're too close.
Get in the back.

2162
01:36:36,798 --> 01:36:37,431
momma.