Dad Joke Tomato

Input: One SCP-504 specimen
Setting: 1:1
Output: One tomato, visually identical to the SCP-504 specimen that was inputted. An audio recorder was used to play a joke within range of the specimen ("When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!"). No anomalous properties observed until after the specimen was retrieved from the output chamber, upon which it was discovered that the tomato now possessed a memetic property where any individual who makes physical contact with the specimen will begin to compulsively recite "dad jokes", puns, and other attempts at low-quality humor. This effect was noted to last for as long as the individual maintained physical contact with the tomato, and persisted for approximately three hours afterwards. Output incinerated.

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