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  1. [12/18/2013 7:15:36 PM] Enemy Floation Device: DUN DUN DUN NU NUUUUUUUUUUUUUN NUN NUUUUN!!
  2. [12/18/2013 7:15:44 PM] Enemy Floation Device: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!
  3. [12/18/2013 7:17:11 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: DUN DUN DUN?!
  4. [12/18/2013 7:18:45 PM] Enemy Floation Device: AN OLD FRIEND RETURNS HOME!! THE FINAL BATTLE DRAWS NEAR!!
  5. [12/18/2013 7:19:53 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: YES, THE FINAL BATTLE HAS ARRIVED! LET'S DO BATTLE!!
  6. [12/18/2013 7:21:29 PM] Enemy Floation Device: *The 3 sat in the fort playing with the N64, until a door was opened*
  7. EFD: I think some one is here.
  8. [12/18/2013 7:26:31 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *groans* Well, tell them to go away! I'm still trying to figure out how to use this stupid controller!
  9. [12/18/2013 7:28:09 PM] Enemy Floation Device: *the person walks in, looking like a male with female like features*
  10. Person: You must be Argyl, Scoots told me about you in his letters, typically rude out the mouth?
  11.  
  12. EFD: Aww Shive be nice!
  13. [12/18/2013 7:35:04 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: Rude? Rude is you baraging in without knocking or calling ahead to schedule an appointment! Go away and try again later!
  14. [12/18/2013 7:36:04 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: EC: *turns to look at the new person* Hello! I'm EC, and the rude dude there is Argyl. Nice to meet you!
  15. [12/18/2013 7:36:54 PM] Enemy Floation Device: EFD: Argy don-
  16.  
  17. Shive: *walked over, cracking her fists* Look who's talking, as a matter a fact I live here bird brain.
  18. [12/18/2013 7:43:21 PM | Edited 7:49:03 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *stands up and crosses his arms* Really? So that means you have a room then? Well, I have a suggestion for you...go there! Go to your room now! You're only disturbing our game, you... *studies Shive* ...girl? Boy? What are you supposed to be, anyway?
  19. [12/18/2013 7:45:33 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Shive: Oh that's it! *she arches back a bit with her hand unleashing a punch on Argyl with a powerful force* I'm a girl asswipe!
  20. [12/18/2013 7:51:40 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: *her powerful punch knocks Argyl's head off cleanly, sending it flying across the room and splattering against the wall. The rest of his body isn't phased, and he just taps his foot against the ground in annoyance.*
  21. [12/18/2013 7:53:22 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *from the wall, as the splattered clay starts to slide down the wall to the ground* Nice try...but you'll have to do better than that, moron.
  22. [12/18/2013 7:55:21 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Shive: *grunts* Whatever *crossing her arms*
  23.  
  24. Voice: I suggest your Daisy Pusher, Shive, always explodes on folks. *Scoots walks in*
  25.  
  26. Scoots: Mission sucked.
  27. [12/18/2013 7:58:51 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: EC: *stands up* Scoots! Welcome back, du--! *is shoved out of the way by Argyl's body* --agh!
  28. [12/18/2013 8:00:33 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *as his body jabs a clawed finger in Scoots' direction* You! Are you quite done with this entrapment, you lunatic ninja? I'd like to return to my own home, now!
  29. [12/18/2013 8:01:43 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Scoots: *pulling of his shades, revealing his gray eyes* Denied, we need to talk.
  30. [12/18/2013 8:02:12 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Shive: You heard em Hawkhead.
  31. [12/18/2013 8:06:50 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: EC: *chuckles softly at the joke*
  32. [12/18/2013 8:08:13 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *glares at Shive* Hawkhe-?! Who are you calling a Hawkhead, you abiguitiously gendered mangirl?!
  33. [12/18/2013 8:09:46 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: EC: *winces* Wow...I think we'd better move on and have that talk, Scoots ...
  34. [12/18/2013 8:11:37 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Shive: Mangirl! *with a rush of blinding speed she grasps Argyl's body* I'm flat chested asshole!
  35.  
  36. Scoots: Shive, no I need him alive.
  37.  
  38. Shive: But he-!!
  39.  
  40. Scoots: *glares*
  41.  
  42. Shive: *grunts as she lets the body go* You got lucky faggot...
  43. [12/18/2013 8:17:54 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *chuckles and dusts himself off* Look who's talking, mangirl. Get some implants and a face lift, and maybe people won't have to keep guessing your gender!
  44. [12/18/2013 8:18:08 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: EC: *winces again* Okay...Scoots? That talk?
  45. [12/18/2013 8:19:16 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Scoots: ... *grabs and drags Argyl harshly, taking his head along within his arm* Enough of that.
  46. [12/18/2013 8:24:15 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *is dragged away by Scoots* Ah, unhand me, ninja!
  47. [12/18/2013 8:25:47 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Scoots: Shut it, I wanna make sure this gets across to you very well. *the two come outside the fort as a man with messy hair in a suit is waiting*
  48.  
  49. Man: Is that the guy?
  50.  
  51. Scoots: Yep.
  52. [12/18/2013 8:33:37 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Scoots: Argyl, this is me, from another dimension.
  53. [12/18/2013 8:34:20 PM | Edited 8:34:44 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *glares up at the man with the messy hair* Really? That's you, from another dimension? Did anyone tell the other you about the significance of a comb and shampoo?
  54. [12/18/2013 8:37:11 PM | Edited 8:38:45 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Other Scoots: Didn't anyone tell you not to repress feelings of jealousy and being a weak doctor hiding behind insecurities? Yes Argyl I know a lot about you. I'm practically this dimension's watch along with my bro, Morts. It's a shitty job, Morts get you ass out here!
  55.  
  56. *another man in a trenchcoat and a chainsaw in tow comes around the corner*
  57. Morty: You don't let me smoke in piece man.
  58.  
  59. Other Scoots: We got business let's do our job sleepy.
  60. [12/18/2013 8:39:56 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *scoffs and looks away quickly* Bah, you don't know anything about me.
  61. [12/18/2013 8:40:55 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: EC: *walks up to Scoots* Wow, I didn't know you had a alternative dimension version of yourself around here. What's this business?
  62. [12/18/2013 8:43:26 PM | Edited 8:49:29 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Other Scoots: I came here to inform Scoots that he needs to keep Argyl with him, EFD is a great asset to this situation, in terms to avoid the other situations in the future at hand.
  63.  
  64. Morty: I thought we were here to kill the guy.
  65.  
  66. Other Scoots: Enough of the jokes Morts...
  67. [12/18/2013 8:44:18 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Morty: Sorry.
  68.  
  69. Other Scoots: Argyl you mind, I'm calling you orphan, do many others call ya that, cause that name seems to stick.
  70. [12/18/2013 8:54:43 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *growls at Other Scoots* O-orphan? Why you--!? *pauses* --wait, other people call me orphan? That's impossible! I made sure to destroy those records!
  71. [12/18/2013 8:57:25 PM | Edited 9:02:35 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Other Scoots: *holds them up* I'm this realm's watcher idiot now listen, you are a key to keeping the Embodiment of Affection in check at this time. It's power is not to be used at this time, you understand Orphan?
  72. [12/18/2013 9:04:46 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *glares bitterly at Other Scoots* Stop calling me orphan, you interdimensional piece of trash! And what is all this about some stupid Embodiment of Affection? What are you rambling on about?
  73. [12/18/2013 9:07:40 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Scoots: EFD is a being with power most cannot fathom, her affection is what makes her strong, there are 5 Embodiments in all. EFD is one of them.
  74.  
  75. Other Scoots: That's right, ya finally not being stupid Scoots.
  76.  
  77. Scoots: Thaaaaaaanks...
  78.  
  79. Other Scoots: In other words Orphan, you need to get adopted... by EFD.
  80. [12/18/2013 9:20:47 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *stares* Adopted? But I'm not even a child! How is that supposed to work?
  81. [12/18/2013 9:24:10 PM] Enemy Floation Device: *EFD comes bursting outside*
  82.  
  83. EFD: I'll sign them!
  84.  
  85. Other Scoots: Oh she's here... Morts, still got that adoption license?
  86.  
  87. Morty: *fiddling with his chainsaw* Hunh? O-oh yeah... alright, Miss just sign these. We got your adoption papers, so we're good. So you can't be an Orphan anymore, right Orphan, you don't mind if I call ya Orphan right?
  88.  
  89. EFD: Alrighty~!
  90. [12/18/2013 9:31:45 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *screams at the Other Scoots* Don't call me Orphan, you idiot!! *turns in time to see EFD sign the adoption papers* Hey, wait!! Did you just sign those adoption papers!?
  91. [12/18/2013 9:34:08 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Other Scoots: I didn't call you Orphan, Orphan. Morts did ya bum.
  92.  
  93. Morty: Yeah Orphan... Oh wait we can call him that anymore.
  94.  
  95. Other Scoots: Uhh... yeah we can.
  96.  
  97. Morty: Ha!
  98.  
  99. EFD: *Takes the documents* Mhmm~! ^^
  100. [12/18/2013 9:37:54 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *glares at Other Scoots* I'm a little off at the moment...besides, he looks like an idiot, so I just assumed that you were directly responsible for every he says and does. *turns to EFD* And don't I get a say in all of this?
  101. [12/18/2013 9:40:56 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Morty: I'm not dumb, just very sarcastic Orphan.
  102.  
  103. EFD: *hugs Argyl tight* Aww, come on, you'll get to play as much as you like~!
  104.  
  105. Other Scoots: I control nothing Morts says, he's on his own level.
  106.  
  107. Scoots: So that it?
  108.  
  109. Other Scoots: Yeah, we should be going, don't do anything stupid Shive.
  110.  
  111. Shive: What's that suppose to mean?!
  112. [12/18/2013 9:51:33 PM | Edited 9:51:59 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *without looking at her* He means that whole talking thing you do. Stupid things come out of your mouth, is what I'm saying...mangirl.
  113. [12/18/2013 9:54:43 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Other Scoots: No Orphan, she just flys of the handle alot, at idiots like you. Your smart but your common sense is about as flawed and slow as a turtle without a shell.
  114.  
  115. Morty: That's one dead turtle.
  116.  
  117. Other Scoots: Morts you kill me on a really emotional level.
  118.  
  119. Morty: I know.
  120.  
  121. Shive: Can we trade Mortys'? I like this Morty better than the other one whose ass was handed to me 5 times in a row.
  122. [12/18/2013 10:09:34 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *crosses his arms and scoffs* I'm not even close to being an idiot...I simply enjoy enraging the people who are. *studies Morty* And frankly, I prefer this dimension's version of Morty.
  123. [12/18/2013 10:11:49 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Scoots: I dunno, that other Morty is a lot more funny than my bro.
  124.  
  125. Other Scoots: I think we warn out our visit, let's go. *the two walk off disappearing from view*
  126. [12/18/2013 10:16:08 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: EC: *walks up to Scoots* Okay...I'm a little confused.
  127. [12/18/2013 10:18:40 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *glares at Scoots in confusion* Okay...what was that!? Correct me if I'm wrong...but did another version of you just appear from another dimension to forcibly make me into EFD adopted son? Is that what just happened? *stammers a bit*
  128. [12/18/2013 10:19:58 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: EC: Oh...is that what happened? Strange... *slowly puts out a cell phone and dials a number* I'm so telling Nefi about this!
  129. [12/18/2013 10:22:52 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Scoots: Pretty much, the Embodiment of Affection can-
  130.  
  131. EFD: Device, Scoooooots~
  132.  
  133. Scoots: Yeah yeah, sure. Her power can't be used, it needs to be supressed, and your practically the most insecure manchild I've meet capable of being that vessel. So she's your mom, Orphan.
  134. [12/18/2013 10:27:44 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: Oh, don't you start with that 'orphan' talk, Scoots! *looks at EFD curiously* And her powers need to be suppressed? What's going to happen if her powers aren't kept in check?
  135. [12/18/2013 10:29:13 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Scoots: Ever watch Fist of the North Star? Unless not, that explains the Orphan-ness, Orphan.
  136.  
  137. EFD: Scoooooooooots, stop calling him thaaaaaaaat~ *hugs him close*
  138. [12/18/2013 10:43:16 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: Argyl: *is surprised when EFD hugs him tightly* Ah! Wha--!? *turns to look up at her hesitantly* Seriously...um, what will happen if your powers aren't kept in check. I feel I should know...
  139. [12/18/2013 10:47:45 PM] Enemy Floation Device: Scoots: Her power will be like a becon, the other Embodiments will end up putting life on the brink. Meaning power will be the way to survive, and she's the savoir, we ain't having that at all.
  140.  
  141. EFD: *glares with a smile* Now hun, you let mama worry about your safety *nuzzles*
  142.  
  143. Shive: She can fight, there's been a time when her and the other Embodiments clashed.
  144. [12/18/2013 10:55:02 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: (Hey, it's about time for me to call it a day for Skype, so we'll have to continue this RP tomorrow. As always, I've enjoying RP with you dude, and you have a good night!)
  145. [12/18/2013 10:56:02 PM] Enemy Floation Device: (night mate)
  146. [12/18/2013 10:57:27 PM] Eccentric Eastern Dragon: (You too, dude!)
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