Day RAEG in Equestria (Silly anon)

>Day RAEG in Equestria
>Be Khornate Berzerker
>Last thing you remember before coming here was trying to drop-kick Creed in the face from orbit
>Now you've popped up in the middle of Trottingham, just woken from your brief hangover
>Now you need breakfast; a nearby minotaur will provide the steak, and a brief stroll through a bakery provides the oats for your morning oatmeal
>Minotaur was trying to out-awesome you anyway; strutting around yelling pithy rhyming phrases as he tried to push you around
"Waking me with cowbell is a certain way to unleash hell. Heh." Great, now he's got you doing it, and he's already carved and ready for roasting. Creed must have put him there, just to antagonize you.
>Creed later, oatmeal now, squats as well; just need milk
>Speaking of milk, that mare would make Slaanesh drool
>She's spooked, but still stands up to you as you approach; good spine on that one
>"Can I help you?"
>Needs to work on her threats, though
"I need milk for my oatmeal."
>Pick her up, place on non-spikey shoulder
>Something magic goes tink off your armor, turn to look
>It's one of Tzeentch's egghead wusses
>"Release that mare at once, cur! I require her aid to flavor my tea!"
>Who needs coffee to wake up? You have COMBAT! You rev up your chainsword
>Hear smack from beside your head- it's the mare, facehoofing
>"Boys, I have plenty to go around. Now stop fighting or nobody gets a drop."
"But... battle!"
>One threat and she has you whining- what Imperial witchcraft is this?
>Jostle, jostle- oh, right, milk

>Day civil(RAEG + 1) in Equestria
>Waffles for breakfast it seems
>But milking first
>MILK FROM THE MILK GODDESS
"My brethren will kill me if they ever find out about this..."
>"Mine would post pics on 4chan. You have it lucky."
>Putting such a powerful mare in your warpath just as it started could only have been accomplished by a tactical-
"CREEEEEEEEEEEED!"
>"CREEEEEEEEEEEED!"