Delicious cheese

>Day cheese in Equestria
>you are anonymous the cheese-eater
>and you are currently enjoying a delightful snack
>Esrom
>oh how you love this cheese, so good and aromatic, with a delightful aftertaste like no other
>there is a knock on the door and you quickly chew up another piece and make your way to the door
>as you open it you are greeted by none other than Squeak, looking at you with a happy face and that top moth-cap on her head
“Hiya Anon I was jus-“
>Suddenly she stops as her antennae twitch and she smells the air for a bit
>and immediately looks disgusted
“Oh what is that smell! It smells like stinky feet, sweaty balls and rancid vagina in here. Anon what have you been doing?”
>you raise an eyebrow
>”Whatever do you mean, I smell nothing”
>Squeak holds a hoof to her mouth and looks like she is about to throw up
“Ugh, your breath, it smells even worse!”
>Oh, it must be the stinky cheese
>Yes, esrom can be quite a shock for anyone smelling it for the first time
>not to mention those antennae might give mothponies a very good sense of smell
>a devious little plan develops in your mind as you put your face closer to Squeaks as she puts her hoof down from holding in her lunch
>”Whhhhat ishh ihhhhht, I dohhhnt smehhhhhhl anythinghhh”
>you breathe out as much as you can intentionally as Squeak looks she might hurl
>and suddenly does so
>vomit shoots out from Squeaks mouth and hits you square in the face
>you almost hurl yourself until you notice that it does not smell like the familiar foul stench of vomit
>it actually smells a bit...pleasant
>Squeak must have not eaten a long time ago, and judging by the scent it was mostly honey
>hmmm, undigested honey from a being that’s diet mostly comes from sweet liquids
>dare you take it up a notch?
>you sure do, as Squeak looks at you in shock as you lick the vomit off of your mouth and sample it in your mouth
>it tastes like honey and flowers mostly, a little saltiness mixed into it
>nothing you would eat for enjoyment, but still pretty tasty for vomit
>you scoop up some of the goo from your face and start to lick your hand
>Squeak quickly holds her mouth but then moves quickly to hurl again, straight into your flowerbed
>you start to laugh as Squeak wipes of some residue from the corners of her mouth
>”You going to eat that?”
“You’re nasty Anon”
>but enough is enough
>”Well, I have something you can nibble to chase the taste of vomit out of your mouth
“Thanks, that’d help a lo-“
>you place a piece of esrom cheese right under her nose
>Squeak back away flying while waving her hoofs in front of her and scrunching her nose, and then takes off and escapes
>you have a good hearty laugh and go back to eating stinky cheese