thanos

What the fRIck did you just fricking say about me, you little human? I'll have you know I eliminated half the universe with the snap of my fingers, and I've been involved in numerous secret alien attacks on Earth, and I have over 10 trillion confirmed game ends. I am trained in gauntlet warfare and I'm the top snapper in the entire universe. You are nothing to me but just another sacrifice. I will wipe you the absolute frick out with stones the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my frigging words. You think you can get away with using all those resources? Think again, doofus. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of assassin children across the Earth and your not feeling so good right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, little one. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 14 million timelines, and that's just with 3 stones. Not only am I extensively trained in gauntlet combat, but I have access to the entire universe, reality and time and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the universe, you little poo head. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your use of resources was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have sacrificed yourself. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you gosh daren idiot. I will poop fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're heccing snapped, little one.