Simpsons series finale dream

Okay so I was watching the series-ending series finale to the Simpsons. That's what pretty much what the entire dream consisted of.

it was like a four-episode thing or whatever

I am very concerned that my brain can produce what I am about to put into text right nere

So, grandpa Simpson (who looked like a normal-ass old white guy rather than some french fry golem like he does in the show) did a weird sex thing of unspecified nature, and this produced a large strange colorful egg. He walked out into the hallway with it, and he accidentally dropped something onto the stairs that Bart was walking up. Bart tripped and fell up the stairs and transitioned that fall into a butt-slide up the banister and said something like "woaoh, nice stunts me." Grandpa Simpson asked him if he was alright and then he said yep, and thought the egg was really cool so he asked if he can have it and grandpa gave it to him.

So, for some reason because this is a dream I instantly knew this is the egg of the antichrist.

The next thing I remember is that they were all having a meal and somebody asked how the egg disappeared, leading to a dumb gag where everybody answers in turn and then some girl who is obviously a new character says "I dunno, I wonder what happened to it." She introduces herself as "Lilly." Bart starts getting a crush on her and a bunch of apocalyptic shit happens that I barely remember. I think Homer chased her around the house with a chair, but she kept teleporting? Yeah. Also, all this time the Simpsons were staying in some weird big dark mansion and I knew they'd return to their iconic shitty suburb as some symbolic finale thing later.
anyway

cut to the human forces capable of resisting the devil's apocalypse. It's the Illuminati in a weird big stadium-like space. There are some generic generals and captains of industry -style Illuminati people at a table in the war room, and a levitating weird orb of something. They were talking about how Homer was now invincible (because Lily pranked him by denying him death) and he made a viral video of like shooting himself in the arm and having people drop furniture on him from 3 stories up and stuff like that, only to have it ping off of him so he goes "hehehehe". They're talking about how they need to send guys to get a sample of Homer's power so that they can win the war against the Soviets (lmao), and the orb says, no, this is the end of the world and this is why the orb had been making mind control slaves to give him power. A couple of people in the bleachers of this stadium-like space said "Hey, what mind control slaves?" and then looked up at the beam of the power of belief coming from their heads and went "oh yeah! hahahah." because it's still a dumb sitcom. The orb then turned around and it's revealed that this is actually Sideshow Bob, and the orb-like appearance was because of his weird hair. His head is sewn on to a frankenstein-ish horrible golem body, and he says something like "Even death by beheading couldn't stop me, let's see if the end of the world can."

yep!

Sideshow Bob was like the anti-villain
he's running the Illuminati and leading them against the forces of hell
I forgot to mention that he told the generals and shit that this is the end of the world and they have to fight Satan now
Sideshow Bob is like SEELE and this is Evangelion
anyway
So anyway, Bart is in hell because Lilly melted him for perving on her, because he has started puberty apparently. So he's working on escaping from hell, and one of Sideshow Bob's soldiers finds him and brings him to an elevator back to the land of the living. Then there was a meta-moment where I was like "Wow, they missed a great opportunity to make the soldier the Doomguy." So, the elevator had a floor 9 which is the surface, but they got on at floor 7 and there were even deeper floors that went deeper into hell - only floors down to 5 were accessible.

Floor 6 was a locked door and a key that goes to a different door. It turns into kind-of an adventure game thing. Bart goes down to floor 5 and there is, at the end of the hallway, a door and a grate into PURE WHITE LIGHT that is obviously the hottest fucking furnace of all time. The heat source for all of the fires of hell. Bart opens the grate and looks in and it melts his face off, and he just thinks that's cool. A safety door shuts over it and Bart's face regenerates because this is still technically hell. Bart and the soldier then check out the big door, which is the same thing and melts both of their entire front halves off exposing bones and veins and flesh, but again a safety door closes and they regenerate.

Then, Bart takes the elevator back to the surface, and goes back to that weird dark mansion. He's trying to work up the courage to try to get back on Lilly's good side (Because he has a crush on her). When he gets there, he walks up the stairs and she's surprised to see him. The best thing he can think of to prove he's not a perv is to say "Look, my dick ain't nothin. My dick is so limp right now. Don't worry I'm not a weirdo" or something like that, and she expresses disgust and tries to turn him to stone. He falls over a bannister on a walkway on purpose to escape being turned to stone but his right arm is now fully stone-ified. She jumps down and turns him fully into stone, killing him again because stone doesn't have biological processes.

and unfortunately that's where the dream ends

-Gyro