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- Through the distorting field of gel, Artemis could see Ragby
- taunting Mulch, and thought that perhaps it would be a good idea if he
- joined the argument.
- Speaking through the gel was a tricky affair that involved forming
- the words through clenched teeth, which kept the gel out but allowed it
- to pick up vibration in the throat.
- “Hello, Mr. Ragby,” he said. The amorphobot sprouted a gel speaker
- and translated the vibrations into words.
- “Hey, look,” said Ragby. “The thrall speaks. What do you want,
- Mud Boy? A little shock, is that what you want?”
- Artemis decided that highbrow intellectual argument was not the
- way to go with this person, and chose to go straight for the personal
- insult.
- “I want you to have a bath, dwarf. You stink.”
- Ragby was delighted to have a little diversion. “Wow. That’s like
- actual grown-up fighting talk. You do know that your bodyguard is out
- of action?”
- If Butler had been equipped with laser eyeballs, Bobb Ragby would
- have had holes bored right through his skull.
- What are you up to, Artemis? wondered Butler. This kind of insult is
- not your style.
- “I don’t need a bodyguard to dispose of you, Ragby,” continued
- Artemis. “Just a bucket of water and a wire brush.”
- “Funny,” said Ragby, though he sounded a little less amused than
- previously.
- “Perhaps some disinfectant, so your germs would not spread.”
- “I have a fungus,” said Ragby. “It’s a real medical condition and it’s
- very hurtful of you to bring it up.”
- “Awww,” said Artemis. “Is the big tough dwarf in pain?”
- Ragby had had enough. “Not as much pain as you,” he said, and
- instructed the bot to pass a charge through its gel sac.
- Artemis was attacked by shards of white lightning. He jittered for a
- moment like a marionette in the hands of a toddler, then relaxed,
- floating unconscious in the gel.
- Ragby laughed. “Not so funny now, are you?”
- - The Atlantis Complex, Chapter 9
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