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Dec 3rd, 2016
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  1. During the night, you fall in love with ArtyomAlexovich after a romantic conversation!
  2. All the life was taken from laceribbonchain.
  3. As read from the last will of laceribbonchain: (a bad doodle of Machias, with a speech bubble: "I'm bad at crayons!")
  4. 22:34 ArtyomAle...
  5. Ah...
  6. 22:39 burstdriv...
  7. ThAT DOESN'T TELL US ANYTHIN--
  8. 22:42 burstdriv...
  9. /oh shit
  10. burstdrive passed the bomb to secondmusketeer...
  11. secondmusketeer passed the bomb to burstdrive...
  12. burstdrive passed the bomb to fashiongunner...
  13. 22:47 ArtyomAle...
  14. Ahh!!
  15. fashiongunner passed the bomb to roseredsword...
  16. roseredsword passed the bomb to secondmusketeer...
  17. secondmusketeer passed the bomb to kanesan...
  18. 22:54 999bladew...
  19. Gyahahaha!
  20. 22:58 roseredsw...
  21. /WHY BOMBS
  22. 23:03 secondmus...
  23. / N O P E
  24. 23:07 roseredsw...
  25. ...izumin
  26. 23:10 999bladew...
  27. /oh, well shit
  28. fashiongu...
  29. ...you might want to pass that, you know?
  30. 23:29 999bladew...
  31. Throw it, kiddo!
  32. 23:30 ArtyomAle...
  33. Mnh!!
  34. 23:42 roseredsw...
  35. /hides his face in his hands gdi izumin
  36. There was a huge explosion!
  37. kanesan never saw it coming.
  38. As read from the last will of kanesan: Slasher... really? This is such an uncool role.
  39. 23:50 burstdriv...
  40. Why aren't you throwing it?!
  41. 23:56 ArtyomAlexovich
  42. groans
  43. 23:58 burstdriv...
  44. -- Well, there we have it.
  45. fashiongu...
  46. ...oh, I get it.
  47. 24:06 fashiongu...
  48. I guess he didn't want to have to guilt trip this time.
  49. 24:08 999bladew...
  50. ...
  51. 24:13 fashiongu...
  52. /BUT WOW IS THAT REALLY A BETTER ALTERNATIVE?!
  53. secondmus...
  54. Ahhhh...
  55. 24:17 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus.../sighs...
  56. 24:19 secondmus...
  57. Well, I guess that makes things easier?
  58. 24:20 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus.../goes over to nudge...
  59. roseredsw...
  60. It's not like he even had to last time.... /kashuu what
  61. 24:25 fashiongu...
  62. /also: she feels bad over it AND is annoyed over it!
  63. 24:39 roseredsw...
  64. /but he's sad bb sword got blown up. really really sad
  65. 24:45 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus.../nudge nudge?
  66. 24:46 burstdriv...
  67. So that leaves the ventriloquist.
  68. 24:52 burstdriv...
  69. And truth be told
  70. 24:59 999bladew...
  71. /the baby sword isn't supposed to blow up...
  72. 25:08 secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle.../ !!
  73. 25:10 burstdriv...
  74. I find it rather odd we haven't seen them messing around. Openly, anyway.
  75. 25:14 fashiongu...
  76. /isn't even 100% aware that he's a baby sword
  77. 25:18 secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle...Hey Artyomuchka~
  78. 25:19 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus...Ah... /clears throat
  79. 25:24 fashiongu...
  80. ...what.
  81. 25:40 roseredsw...
  82. He was only 338.../swords what
  83. 25:42 burstdriv...
  84. You know what I mean.
  85. 25:53 fashiongu...
  86. /wow that's a lot older than her
  87. 25:58 burstdriv...
  88. Usually we can't go a single minute
  89. 26:00 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus.../tries to gesture....
  90. 26:09 999bladew...
  91. He'll be back, but kids like him shouldn't blow up...
  92. 26:11 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus.../how tf do u gesture if pasha got his message
  93. 26:12 burstdriv...
  94. Before someone starts yodeling like a crazed lunatic or something.
  95. 26:15 secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle.../omg
  96. 26:20 secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle...Hey... Artyomik...
  97. 26:23 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus.../frustrated noises
  98. 26:27 secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle.../takes his hands
  99. 26:31 burstdriv...
  100. /unless he's the only person being vented
  101. 26:36 fashiongu...
  102. Hey! The legend of Yodel Man is a /classic/!
  103. 26:40 secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle...Wise men say~ only fools rush in~
  104. 26:42 burstdriv...
  105. How.
  106. 26:46 secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle...But I can't help~
  107. 26:50 999bladew...
  108. Now this I gotta hear. /grins
  109. secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle...Falling in looooove with you~
  110. 26:54 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus...... Ah!
  111. 26:58 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus.../bLUSH
  112. 26:59 fashiongu...
  113. You're too huffy to understand art! /hmph
  114. 27:01 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus.../and GRIN
  115. 27:03 burstdriv...
  116. What even IS this classic you people keep talking about??
  117. 27:06 secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle.../ehehehe
  118. 27:15 fashiongu...
  119. ...Nikkari tells it best.
  120. 27:20 burstdriv...
  121. WHAT IS IT?
  122. 27:22 roseredsw...
  123. Ah, so he's been here too?
  124. 27:23 secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle.../KEEPS SINGING he doesn't know all the lyrics (all like three of them) but he does his best
  125. 27:32 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus.../is VERY ENTERTAINED by this!
  126. 27:35 fashiongu...
  127. Yeah! He's my brother. ...I mean, not /biologically/, obviously.
  128. 27:58 999bladew...
  129. Hahaha! So he got himself a family here, huh?
  130. 28:02 roseredsw...
  131. And I know...but I still haven't died here so...it feels weird, since he was made after that incident
  132. secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle.../darling so it goes~ some things are meant to be~
  133. 28:15 fashiongu...
  134. ...wait. You died?
  135. 28:20 roseredsw...
  136. And, I'm glad that person
  137. 28:24 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus.../bites his lip, very much looking all flatteredand blush
  138. 28:30 roseredsw...
  139. Huh? uh. yeah I broke. before he was made???
  140. 28:33 fashiongu...
  141. Why do I know so many dead people?
  142. 28:37 secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle.../hey guess who luv u...
  143. 28:41 secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle.../anyway!!
  144. 28:42 ArtyomAle...
  145. /it u?
  146. 28:45 ArtyomAle...
  147. (( oops ))
  148. 28:50 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus.../it u?
  149. 29:02 roseredsw...
  150. I'm glad he's got a family, anyway. is what I was trying to say
  151. 29:07 secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle...I... ehhh, I wish I knew what Ris was, since I directed her to herself...
  152. 29:11 roseredsw...
  153. /even though he could deal Without the balls jokes
  154. 29:15 ArtyomAle...
  155. Ah...
  156. 29:17 secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle...I figured, if she was mafia, that would get rid of her, eh?
  157. 29:21 ArtyomAle...
  158. (( dammit ))
  159. 29:23 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus...Ah...
  160. 29:26 fashiongu...
  161. Right. /nods
  162. 29:29 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus...Mmh.
  163. 29:31 secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle...But if she was, and the other person was, then... eh?
  164. 29:41 ArtyomAle...whispers tosecondmus...Aaah...
  165. 29:43 secondmus...whispers toArtyomAle...So she must have been something else... but that doesn't really help.
  166. 29:44 roseredsw...whispers to999bladew...Trade information?
  167. 29:46 fashiongu...
  168. Me, him, and M--Emm... /TORI NO DON'T REVERT BACK TO NOT CALLING HER MOM
  169. 29:48 fashiongu...
  170. /YOU STOP
  171. 30:00 burstdriv...whispers to someone/why are they talking about ris HE HEARS THEM TALKING ABOUT HER???
  172. 30:05 roseredsw...
  173. Memm?
  174. 30:11 burstdriv...
  175. Memm?
  176. 30:12 fashiongu...
  177. No! Emm.
  178. 30:25 ArtyomAle...
  179. (( how do u do this 'whisper to someone' thing... ))
  180. 30:34 roseredsw...whispers to999bladew...Who's that?
  181. 30:36 burstdriv...
  182. I was about to say that's an odd way to pronounce "mother"...
  183. 30:46 fashiongu...
  184. ...
  185. 30:48 fashiongu...
  186. /pouts
  187. 31:21 burstdriv...
  188. /innocent megane adjust!!
  189. 31:43 fashiongu...
  190. /POUTS MORE
  191. 31:53 fashiongu...
  192. /listen she has a thing about parental figures
  193. 32:02 secondmus...whispers tofashiongu...Hey, since I live in your house...
  194. 32:07 secondmus...whispers tofashiongu...Do you want to trade roles?
  195. 32:17 fashiongu...whispers tosecondmus......that's an awful reason to want to trade roles.
  196. 32:21 secondmus...whispers tofashiongu...Hahaha!
  197. 32:25 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus...... Hey.
  198. 32:29 fashiongu...whispers tosecondmus...But I can prove what I am! ...it'll be awkward, but I can prove it!
  199. secondmus...whispers tofashiongu...Well, it's as good as any other, isn't it?
  200. 32:34 secondmus...whispers tofashiongu.../omg
  201. 32:36 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus...I don't mean to eavesdrop, but.
  202. 32:42 secondmus...whispers tofashiongu...Are you the first?
  203. 32:50 secondmus...whispers tofashiongu...Because I'm already taken.
  204. 32:51 ArtyomAle...
  205. (( ??? ))
  206. 32:53 fashiongu...whispers tosecondmus...Yes. Thank you for saving me the trouble of having to prove it.
  207. 33:00 fashiongu...whispers tosecondmus.../BECAUSE SHE REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO
  208. 33:01 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus...... What's going on with you and Ris? /FROWN
  209. 33:14 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...Ahhhh...
  210. 33:24 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus...... Is she all right?!
  211. 33:30 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus.../aside from being game dead !!
  212. 33:39 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...Huh? I have no fucking idea, priyatel.
  213. 33:51 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...I barely got to see her before she died just now, you know?
  214. 33:54 999bladew...
  215. ((whisper is at the bottom corner, next to speech. click the text))
  216. 34:06 ArtyomAle...
  217. (( yes i know how to whisper ive been doing it all game ))
  218. 34:13 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus.../ughhhhh
  219. 34:15 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...I just was trying to logic out some shit.
  220. 34:25 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...Hey, uh, so long as you're here, wanna gimme your role?
  221. 34:32 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus...... Do I HAVE to.
  222. fashiongunner votes no one
  223. 34:38 ArtyomAle...
  224. (( im talking about seeing leaked whispers that only say '[name] whispered to someone' ))
  225. 34:43 secondmus...whispers tofashiongu...Well, I'm your neighbor.
  226. 34:49 ArtyomAle...
  227. (( but it just says 'someone' ))
  228. 34:54 fashiongu...whispers tosecondmus......hi there, neighbor!
  229. 34:56 ArtyomAle...
  230. (( ive never seen it do that before? ))
  231. 35:00 ArtyomAle...
  232. (( its weird ))
  233. 35:03 fashiongu...
  234. ((That happens sometimes, but it's rare. I think.))
  235. 35:10 ArtyomAle...
  236. (( IVE SEEN IT LIKE 5 TIMES THIS GAME ))
  237. secondmus...whispers tofashiongu...Haha!
  238. 35:16 fashiongu...
  239. ((Weeeird.))
  240. 35:26 roseredsw...
  241. ((same actually...))
  242. 35:34 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...It can't be any worse than any other role I've heard today, chuvak!
  243. 35:46 ArtyomAle...
  244. (( i took screenshots of 2 of them, and then a third appeared and i screenshotted that one two, and then it happened AGAIN ))
  245. 35:47 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus......
  246. 35:48 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus...Fine.
  247. 35:51 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus...Virgin.
  248. 35:55 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv.../omg
  249. 35:57 ArtyomAle...
  250. (( ???? ive literally never seen this before this game so??? wtf ))
  251. 36:02 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv.../presses his hands to his face...
  252. 36:04 fashiongu...
  253. ((It's happening with me, too. o.o))
  254. 36:11 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...That's adorable!
  255. 36:13 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus...Not a damned word out of you!
  256. 36:17 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus...--/GODDAMMIT
  257. 36:18 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv.../hehehe
  258. ArtyomAle...
  259. (( is this like... a new feature? like a half-leak? ))
  260. 36:23 999bladew...
  261. ((twice for me))
  262. 36:25 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...Well, you know, I have the manners
  263. 36:26 ArtyomAle...
  264. (( where it only leaks the speaker, not the recipient?? ))
  265. 36:27 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...of an ape
  266. 36:30 fashiongu...
  267. ((I've seen it in the past, so I have no idea.))
  268. 36:31 999bladew...
  269. ((might be new))
  270. ArtyomAle...
  271. (( bc its weird ))
  272. 36:32 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...so.
  273. 36:39 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus...Yes, you think.
  274. 36:41 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv.../ 8D HE SUBTLE DID U CATCH IT
  275. 36:46 roseredsw...whispers to999bladew...But, I've got the role that the tantous would like
  276. 36:50 ArtyomAle...
  277. (( im played loads of games on maf for literal years so like.... weird?? ))
  278. 36:53 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus.../only barely
  279. 36:56 ArtyomAle...
  280. (( never seen it before today ))
  281. 37:25 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...That's why I was talking to Artyom about Ris, because I saw what she was
  282. 37:27 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...going to do
  283. 37:31 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...and did it to her...
  284. 37:35 roseredsw...whispers to999bladew...Yep~, I gave it to him too...but well...
  285. 37:39 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...But I don't think that's what killed her.
  286. 37:47 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus...... Then HOW.
  287. 38:22 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv.../???
  288. 38:23 burstdriv...whispers toburstdriv...Ris?!
  289. 38:32 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...Well, I'd fucking wager the mafia killed her.
  290. 38:43 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus...YOU THINK?
  291. 38:51 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus...Ugh.
  292. 38:54 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv.../?? why yell friemb
  293. 38:57 roseredsw...whispers to999bladew.../he may have Just realized izumin can hear them
  294. 39:42 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv...Chill, priyatel, chill.
  295. 39:45 roseredsw...whispers to999bladew...It's re~ally uncool to fake being down on yourself. There's no way the cool and charming Izuminokami Kanesada would get that
  296. 39:54 roseredsw...whispers to999bladew.../kashuu what
  297. 40:16 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus.../machias
  298. 40:18 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus.../chill
  299. 40:20 burstdriv...whispers tosecondmus.../pick one
  300. 40:36 ArtyomAlexovich
  301. crouches down, takes up a stick, and draws in the dirt...
  302. 40:39 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv.../he would like both...
  303. 40:46 secondmus...whispers toburstdriv.../do u need a nice toke, friemb...
  304. 41:29 secondmus...
  305. /what drawing
  306. 41:31 999bladew...
  307. /meanwhile, the swords are distracted by gently making fun of the youngest sword
  308. 41:34 ArtyomAle...
  309. /all these leaking whispers
  310. 41:41 secondmus...
  311. /amazing
  312. 41:46 ArtyomAle...
  313. /artyom is half deaf and he can still here u fucres
  314. 41:49 burstdriv...
  315. This
  316. 41:52 roseredsw...
  317. /very gently because kanesan is a hecking baaby
  318. 41:53 burstdriv...
  319. is getting nowhere
  320. ArtyomAle...
  321. /hear*
  322. 41:57 burstdriv...
  323. Why
  324. 42:03 secondmus...whispers toroseredsw...Hey, priyatel! Role?
  325. 42:09 burstdriv...
  326. haven't we found a single counter?!
  327. 42:23 burstdriv...
  328. /SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE
  329. 42:31 secondmus...
  330. Well, I don't know what the fucking, uh, uh, gossip buddies are up to over there...
  331. 999bladew...
  332. Oh. Right. We're supposed to look for those.
  333. 42:36 roseredsw...whispers tosecondmus...What does priyatel mean? I'm the one little kids would probably like
  334. 42:39 burstdriv...
  335. YES
  336. 42:42 ArtyomAlexovich
  337. is doodling a penguin...
  338. 42:45 burstdriv...
  339. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOOK FOR THOSE
  340. 42:51 burstdriv...
  341. AGES AGO
  342. 42:54 secondmus...whispers to999bladew...It means friend!
  343. 42:57 ArtyomAle...
  344. Mngh...
  345. 43:01 secondmus...whispers to999bladew.../whoops
  346. 43:07 secondmus...whispers toroseredsw...It means friend!
  347. 43:10 ArtyomAlexovich
  348. pauses to dig his finger in his right ear jfc
  349. 43:18 secondmus...whispers toroseredsw...And I'm guessing you mean the one in white...
  350. 43:23 999bladew...
  351. Sheesh. You're louder than I am.
  352. 43:25 secondmus...whispers toroseredsw...Without a flower?
  353. 43:30 roseredsw...whispers tosecondmus...Ah, so that's it? Yeah, that one
  354. 43:43 burstdriv...
  355. Because we're not getting anywhere!!
  356. 43:44 secondmus...whispers to999bladew...Hey there, dude! Role, please?
  357. 43:56 ArtyomAle...
  358. /tinnitis is a bitch
  359. 44:08 secondmus...
  360. We're getting somewhere, Machias, shit!
  361. 44:13 roseredsw...whispers tosecondmus...I can't prove it though since I gave it to Izuminokami and well... /he pulls on his ponytail a little
  362. 44:16 fashiongu...
  363. ...ow...
  364. secondmus...
  365. You can calm your tits right down, please.
  366. 44:28 999bladew...whispers tosecondmus...Uh... Gimme a minute to think of how to word it.
  367. 44:56 burstdriv...
  368. /slams down the first coffee of the day
  369. 45:02 burstdriv...
  370. /time to stress drink
  371. 45:07 ArtyomAle...
  372. /the best part of waking up etc etc
  373. 45:09 999bladew...whispers tosecondmus......Nah, I'll just say it. I'm the virgin.
  374. 45:32 burstdriv...
  375. ... Ugh. Fine then.
  376. 45:34 secondmus...
  377. See, Machias? All you had to do was wait, and I'd find a virgin counter!
  378. burstdrive votes burstdrive
  379. 45:43 burstdriv...
  380. I give up.
  381. secondmus...
  382. /omg
  383. 45:46 roseredsw...
  384. ...why would anyone pick /that/ one
  385. 45:53 secondmus...
  386. I don't know.
  387. 45:59 999bladew...
  388. /laughing really hard
  389. 46:01 secondmus...
  390. You'll have to ask the liar next game, eh?
  391. secondmusketeer votes burstdrive
  392. 46:17 burstdriv...
  393. Yes, won't we?
  394. 46:21 secondmus...
  395. /either one works for him tbh because it either blocks or kills mafa
  396. 46:24 ArtyomAlexovich
  397. makes a face??? what hapend
  398. 999bladeworks votes burstdrive
  399. roseredsword votes burstdrive
  400. 46:51 secondmus...
  401. Time to sacrifice virgins, Artyom.
  402. 46:55 ArtyomAle...
  403. Oh.
  404. ArtyomAlexovich votes no one
  405. The virgin has been sacrificed!
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