sea stories 1: jack sparrow

Nethuns fishily tells you: me and zimbus turned up in port the other day and the -entire- ship was on fire
Nethuns fishily tells you: he said 'dw i got fires'
Nethuns fishily tells you: and 40 rooms to the end he said 'i need help'
Nethuns fishily tells you: and i was like. the whole ship is on fire zimbus
Nethuns fishily tells you: and then he got overboarded
Nethuns fishily tells you: and I had to sail the last 20 rooms hoping the dragons wouldn't cut out
Nethuns fishily tells you: dying of fire
Nethuns fishily tells you: and when I got to chidder he was like 'Oh waw you did such a good job'
Nethuns fishily tells you: just imagining a lone captain at the wheel, coming into port with everything on fire
Nethuns fishily tells you: like captain jack sparrow
Nethuns fishily tells you: the ship slowly sinking into the water