Session Start: Thu Jun 28 00:13:27 2012
Session Ident: #TrickyThomas
03[00:13] * Now talking in #TrickyThomas
01[00:13] <Thomas> oh boy oh boy
[00:13] <@Paradox> Alright so
[00:13] <TrickyDick> =D
[00:14] <@Paradox> Dick is meditating in your shared room with Abbot, and Thomas is eating pizza and watchign Scout reruns on the TV
[00:14] <@Paradox> When suddenly, CRACK
[00:14] <@Paradox> BOOF
[00:14] <@Paradox> And a body lands right on top of Dick
06[00:15] * Thomas turns around slowly. "What the hell - "
[00:15] <TrickyDick> "Hhhhhngthehell!?"
[00:16] <TrickyDick> "Getoffgetoff!"
[00:16] <@Paradox> "Waaaaah sorry!"
[00:16] <@Paradox> A girl and a Pokemon climb off of Dick.
[00:16] <@Paradox> "What ... where are we!?"
06[00:17] * TrickyDick Glances at Thomas. "Uh. You are in our hotelroom. WHO are you?"
01[00:17] <Thomas> "Uh...Fomalhaut Town?"
[00:17] <@Paradox> 3 < Uhm, I ... I maybe uhm, overshot us a bit, b-but we're in the right place uhm .. >
01[00:17] <Thomas> (oh god ahahahhahaa)
[00:17] <@Paradox> There'a green floating Pokemon hiding behind the girl
[00:18] <@Paradox> The girl now that you get a better look at her, has long sun-bleached blond hair, blue eyes, and tanned skin.
[00:18] <TrickyDick> "I am slowly starting to give more and more credence to your Space Hell theories Tommy. Uh, where are you trying to get too?"
[00:18] <@Paradox> Her clothes look like something out of a renaissance festival.
[00:19] <@Paradox> "Oh, sirs, I am most sorry to have ended up in your ... room."
06[00:20] * Thomas holds the box over to them. "I'm tellin' ya man it's a real thing. Uh...want some pizza?"
[00:21] <@Paradox> 3 < What ... what is pizza? >
06[00:21] * TrickyDick Grabs a slice, "Yeeeah. Delicious is what it is. Well. I can make better but eh."
[00:21] <@Paradox> "It looks like some kind of ... bread? With ... melted cheese on it?"
01[00:21] <Thomas> "Uh...earth...food.  You guys ain't aliens are ya?"
[00:22] <TrickyDick> "And sauce, well this is more tomato paste really."
[00:23] <@Paradox> "Aliens? Well, technically I am a citizen of the empire, so I am not here illegally, no..."
[00:23] <@Paradox> 3 < H-he means uhm, from, uhm, outer space I think... >
[00:23] <@Paradox> "Wha"
[00:24] <@Paradox> 3 < We're not aliens, uhm, sirs. >
01[00:24] <Thomas> "Yeah I meant space aliens.  But uh...Empire eh. You're...in the right place, but..."
[00:24] <TrickyDick> "Are you LARPing or something? I mean. Empire, really?"
01[00:24] <Thomas> "Well it ain't been the empire for over a century."
01[00:24] <Thomas> "Called Asteri now."
[00:24] <@Paradox> "Oh, so you did overshoot. Well, geez ... we'll have to find somethign here."
[00:25] <@Paradox> "Know were we might find a symphony?"
[00:25] <TrickyDick> "Like. Music?"
[00:25] <@Paradox> "We'll take some common street bards if we must."
01[00:25] <Thomas> "Huh, time travelers huh.  Man this has been the weirdest damn week - uh."
06[00:26] * TrickyDick Stares at Tommy. "Uh?"
06[00:26] * Thomas looks at Dick, then back to them. "I uh...play the guitar? And sing. Sorta."
[00:26] <@Paradox> "What do you do?"
[00:26] <@Paradox> She looks at Richard.
[00:27] <TrickyDick> "I cook."
06[00:27] * TrickyDick Whisper to Tommy "What in the spacehell is going on?"
[00:27] <@Paradox> "I meant with music, stupid!"
[00:28] <TrickyDick> "Uh, I played sax when I was in school?"
[00:28] <@Paradox> The girl looks at the Pokemon.
01[00:28] <Thomas> "I think they are gonna take us back in time or somethin'," he whispers back.
[00:28] <@Paradox> 3 < The Saxophone is an instrument, invested in- >
[00:28] <@Paradox> "I don't care, if it makes music it'll do!"
[00:29] <@Paradox> "Alright, well, would you two be willing to go play a little music with us?"
[00:29] <@Paradox> "I can pay, not too handsomely I'm afraid, but some..."
[00:30] <@Paradox> She removes a leather pouch from her belt, and empties the contents on Dick's bed.
[00:30] <@Paradox> 4 Golden Imperials
06[00:30] * TrickyDick Scraches his head. "Uhhh"
[00:30] <@Paradox> Easily worth 20,000 from collectors now
06[00:30] * Thomas whistles. "I don't see why not I guess?"
[00:31] <@Paradox> "Perfect. We have a few more stops to make, so you'll have to come with us, but we'll be off now."
06[00:31] * TrickyDick Whispers "I don't really have a saxonmeoranythingbutsure."
[00:31] <@Paradox> 3 < Uhm, ok, are you, uhm, ready? >
01[00:32] <Thomas> Thomas picks up his guitar from the corner of the room, puts down the pizza. "Fuck yeah let's do this."
[00:32] <TrickyDick> "Yeah...Ohman Maybe after we are done, could I ask you to try and read something? Maybe?"
[00:33] <TrickyDick> "Well. This is assuming you are time travellers and crazies. Or figments."
[00:33] <@Paradox> "I ... never learned to read."
[00:33] <@Paradox> 3 < I .. I can read though... >
[00:33] <@Paradox> 3 < Lots of languages, too... >
[00:34] <@Paradox> The girl takes hold of the floating green pokemon.
[00:34] <@Paradox> "Alright alright, you can have storytime later. Let's go!"
[00:34] <TrickyDick> "Awesome."
[00:34] <@Paradox> After you're both making contact with the Pokemon
[00:35] <@Paradox> BLINK ZOOP WHOOOOOSH
01[00:35] <Thomas> "Fuckin' yea-" BLINK'D
[00:35] <@Paradox> Lights flare in your eyes, and then you don't HAVE eyes, or it doesn't feel like it, come think of it you can't really feel any of your body exists
[00:35] <@Paradox> Then suddenly you're standing in a musky room
[00:35] <@Paradox> It smells like incense and cigar smoke
06[00:36] * TrickyDick Coughs a bit trying to look around.
01[00:37] <Thomas> "Hrm.  Wonder when and where this is..."
[00:38] <@Paradox> It's a large smokey room, with several soft velvet couches and many many pillows all over. There's a large number of people; mostly women, most of them half or fully naked, many of them sitting on the lap of a man. On the largest couch in the middle, is a big gengar with ... a helmet, like a Cofagrigus, and a large red hat with a feather in it. He's got each of his four arms around a
[00:38] <@Paradox> topless woman.
[00:38] <@Paradox> 6 <YOU>
[00:38] <@Paradox> "YOU!"
[00:38] <TrickyDick> "No id-"
[00:38] <@Paradox> The merriment around you quickly dies off as three magical strangers appear in the room
[00:39] <@Paradox> the girl you were with walks over to the gengar, and yanks him away from the four floozies
[00:39] <@Paradox> 6 < Let go o' me you time-traveling cunt no I did everything I was told I'm free now I'm freeeeeeeee >
[00:40] <TrickyDick> "I am. So confused."
[00:40] <@Paradox> She drags him through the stunned crowd back to you guys, where she touched the Celebi again.
01[00:40] <Thomas> "I. What."
[00:40] <@Paradox> BLINK ZOOP WHOOOOOSH
[00:42] <@Paradox> You're only there for the literal 60 seconds it took for that to happen before being transported once more into...
[00:42] <@Paradox> nothingness.
[00:42] <@Paradox> You're just standing on a field of black
[00:43] <@Paradox> 6 < Why! Why! I was free! FREE. >
01[00:43] <Thomas> "You know this chick?"
[00:43] <@Paradox> Though there's no light source you can see, you can see each other just fine.
[00:43] <@Paradox> 3 < I'm going to get the others, wait here. Uhm. >
[00:43] <@Paradox> POOF
[00:43] <@Paradox> the Celebi disappears alone.
[00:43] <TrickyDick> "Uh, hate to sound rude dude, but WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?"
[00:44] <@Paradox> 6 < I'm just a lost soul that knows how to party. >
01[00:44] <Thomas> "Sounds like a pretty fuckin' nice thing to be. Hah."
[00:44] <TrickyDick> "Yeah.
[00:44] <@Paradox> 6 < And the wench is named Yulia. Friend of my friend's gay ditto friend. >
[00:45] <@Paradox> "I am not that abomination's friend, but the man who's life he took."
[00:45] <@Paradox> The girl looks cross at the comment.
[00:45] <@Paradox> "But yes, my name is Yulia. Sorry that was all a bit hectic ..."
[00:45] <@Paradox> "Even with time on your side, you still need to hurry sometimes."
01[00:46] <Thomas> "Right. Not on best terms. Okay. Awkward."
[00:46] <TrickyDick> "I. See. So time travel and Spirits...Uhm."
01[00:46] <Thomas> "Man we got a bad track with this today don't we Dick?"
[00:46] <TrickyDick> "Man, and I was only here for half of it too. This must be the day from hell for you."
[00:47] <@Paradox> The girl sits down, obviously tired.
01[00:47] <Thomas> "This is admittedly a step up from fallin' into a black pit full of bodies n' fightin zombies."
01[00:47] <Thomas> "I hope."
01[00:48] <Thomas> "So uh...just who we playin' for anyway? And...where are we?"
[00:49] <TrickyDick> "Well, we do already have the dead part down I guess...And the black pit? Maybe the bottom?"
[00:49] <@Paradox> "We're playing for the heroes that are going to save the world!"
[00:49] <@Paradox> "We need to give them a soundtrack."
[00:49] <TrickyDick> "Oh. Not nearly as bad as I thought. Wait. Our world is in danger?"
[00:50] <@Paradox> "Well, it's already been saved from where you're from..."
[00:50] <@Paradox> "But it might not be if you fuck up! So stay sharp!"
01[00:50] <Thomas> "Hahahaha. Oh god you're serious aren't ya.  Lemee think on this."
[00:51] <@Paradox> "Of course I am."
[00:52] <@Paradox> "This is just the last thing I need to do, before..."
[00:52] <@Paradox> She looks down at the ... well, not floor.
[00:52] <@Paradox> "Before I rejoin my proper place in the timeline."
06[00:52] * TrickyDick Tests to see if there is even gravity or if he can spin.
01[00:53] <Thomas> "I get the feelin' thaaat's not a happy topic.  Alright then..."
[00:54] <@Paradox> There IS gravity.
[00:54] <@Paradox> There's just...
[00:54] <TrickyDick> "How did you get this gig anyway?"
[00:54] <@Paradox> nothing you're really being held down against
[00:54] <TrickyDick> "BOTH of you."
[00:54] <@Paradox> it's like you're being made to float at the medium of space.
[00:55] <@Paradox> 6 < Well, you just saw how I got it.... hrmph, bet they'll take me back too late to enjoy the rest of my party too, those strippers weren't cheap... >
[00:56] <TrickyDick> "Alllrighty."
[00:57] <@Paradox> "... as I said, it's just something I have to do! They've all given up so much, and this fight won't be easy..."
[00:57] <@Paradox> "AAAAAAH"
[00:57] <@Paradox> A very muscular dark young man is dropped from the nether.
[00:58] <@Paradox> A man with long white hair, a white shirt, and red overalls floats down more gracefully.
[00:58] <TrickyDick> "Uh, hey there guys."
[00:58] <@Paradox> He's got a strange floating stringed instrument with him.
[00:58] <@Paradox> 6 < Sup Brick. >
[00:58] <@Paradox> "... Vodun?"
[00:58] <@Paradox> 6 < The one and fucking only. >
[00:59] <@Paradox> "Sure, no one say hi to the dashing and handsome ghost." says the man with the long white hair.
[01:00] <TrickyDick> "Hi, dashing and handsome ghost."
[01:00] <TrickyDick> =D's
01[01:00] <Thomas> "Uh...sup guys?"
[01:01] <@Paradox> "You're to be playing with me?"
[01:01] <@Paradox> The cocky ghost asks
[01:01] <@Paradox> "... She overshot and they were the only ones we coudl get. It'll be fine!"
[01:01] <@Paradox> Yulia responds
[01:01] <TrickyDick> "Looks like it. I hope the little green guy brings me a sax..."
01[01:01] <Thomas> "That's what Yulia brought us here for."
[01:02] <TrickyDick> "I'm Dick by the way."
01[01:02] <Thomas> "Thomas here."
01[01:02] <Thomas> "N' yeah we're from the uh. Future. I think. Are we?  Seems yall know each other so it's sorta hard to tell."
[01:03] <TrickyDick> "Yeah, sorta think we are the odd duckletts here."
[01:04] <@Paradox> "I don't know this uh, white dude."
[01:04] <@Paradox> says the brawny dark boy, about the cocky ghost musician.
[01:04] <@Paradox> BAMF
[01:05] <@Paradox> A drum set appears
[01:05] <@Paradox> SNAP
[01:05] <@Paradox> a saxophone appears
[01:05] <@Paradox> Then the Celebi appears too.
[01:05] <TrickyDick> "Well."
[01:05] <@Paradox> 3 < Quick everyone! Take your positions! >
01[01:06] <Thomas> "Whaddya mean positions it looks like an abyss no matter where we turn"
06[01:06] * TrickyDick Grabs the sax, and uh. Redies himself.
[01:06] <@Paradox> "To play music you silly!"
06[01:06] * Thomas slings the guitar strap over his shoulder anyway, giving it a few practice strums.
[01:06] <@Paradox> AND THEN
[01:06] <@Paradox> THINGS HAPPENED
[01:07] <@Paradox> I feel like it'd be sorta silly for me to just lead you through the final fight in Poketrian Odyssey that already happened so
01[01:07] <Thomas> (haha yeah.)
[01:07] <TrickyDick> (Hah.)
01[01:08] <Thomas> "Hrm, I got a number that'll be just perfect for this.  Well, let's rock to the possible end of the world, gents."
[01:08] <@Paradox> Brick Break picks up his drum sticks. "RIGHT ON. ONE. TWO. ONE TWO THREE FOUR."
[01:08] <TrickyDick> "You lead, I'll follow and try not to fuck it up."
[01:09] <@Paradox> AND THEN, Suffice it to say, that after that, you play music - perhaps not the best music, but passable - as some people you've never seen before fight against a giant abomination of a spiritomb.
[01:09] <@Paradox> Well, at first it's not a giant abomination; but a pale little girl that looks rather a lot like Yulia.
[01:10] <@Paradox> The fight is vicious, and terrifying to behold, but it's over quickly...
[01:10] <@Paradox> And then you find yourselves drenched in sweat, back in your hotel room. The Celebi is with you.
06[01:11] * Thomas seems completely awestruck. "That was the most metal fucking moment of my life."
[01:11] <TrickyDick> (We moving back to Main asteri or here still?)
[01:12] <@Paradox> ( still on here for a sec )
[01:12] <TrickyDick> (aww)
[01:12] <TrickyDick> (Jumped the gun.)
01[01:13] <Thomas> "Is THAT what savin' the world looks like? Holy shit man.  I feel INSPIRED."
[01:14] <TrickyDick> "Fuck man. I know I didn't really do anything but...I feel like I can do everything. Was. Did. That REALLY happened. Like. REALLY, REAL."
01[01:14] <Thomas> "The only thing I don't get."
01[01:14] <Thomas> "Is that Gengar was in two places at once."
01[01:14] <Thomas> "But maybe that's just a time travel thing I dunno."
06[01:14] * TrickyDick Looks at the Celebii "Time Travel?"
06[01:15] * TrickyDick Nods. "Time Travel."
[01:16] <TrickyDick> "OH, uh, stupid question, still have time to read that thing?"
[01:16] <@Paradox> 3 < Yes .. uhm. >
01[01:16] <Thomas> "That and...well, is there anythin' you can like, tell us about what that was? Or is there some space time traveler contract thing that says ya can't."
[01:16] <@Paradox> 3 < I've ... exhausted myself. >
[01:17] <@Paradox> 3 < So I'm stuck here for.. uhm ... 7 years at least... >
[01:17] <@Paradox> The little celebi floats down sadly on the bed.
[01:17] <TrickyDick> "Yeah. Shit go ahead and rest. You just let us, like, participate-waitwhat."
[01:18] <@Paradox> 3 < I can't jump anymore so ... I have plenty of time to read .. uhm, whatever it was that you uhm, wanted me to look at. >
01[01:19] <Thomas> "...Well, you could chill with us or somethin' till ya rest a bit I guess?  I imagine you'd wanna see what the world's like in this time if ya hadn't been this far before." He fetches the pizza.  "That n' probably should eat somethin'."
06[01:20] * TrickyDick Fist pumps and riffles through his bag for the Mysterious Scroll. "Yeah, I make some food better than that pizzza, no offense Tommy. Aha. This. I got it in a weird, yet awesome, cooking setthing. Got a badass knife and cutting board too."
[01:20] <@Paradox> < I see... >
[01:21] <@Paradox> ( stoppin gthe green for now~
06[01:22] * TrickyDick Offers it to Onion Fairy.
06[01:22] * Thomas shrugs, "Suit yourself. But way I see it, hell, you helped do more to save the world than we did obviously. Could think of it as vacation time?"
[01:22] <TrickyDick> "A well deserved one too. I mean. That whole thing. Yeah."
[01:22] <@Paradox> < I ... I suppose so. >
[01:22] <@Paradox> < B-but Yulia... >
[01:23] <@Paradox> The Celebi begins to cry, making sure not to get tears on the ancient scroll.
01[01:23] <Thomas> "...I...get the feelin'...oh fuck that was really her at the start wasn't it."
06[01:24] * TrickyDick Staaares at Thomas. "Well. Damn. Uh. Hey. Is there any way we could help you, recharge or something? Or contact you from another time or at another time or? How does this thing work?"
[01:24] <@Paradox> < Y-yeah, I was her ... Fate. I had to take her back to ... so she could .. >
[01:24] <@Paradox> The Celebi shakes its head.
01[01:25] <Thomas> "Hey, I know how ya feel."
[01:25] <@Paradox> < Only time may pay for time. I've spent 7 years in The Flux, so now I must spend 7 years in the stream. >
[01:25] <@Paradox> < I'm sorry, uhm, this is not your problem, I'll .. I'll just uhm, look at the scroll... >
[01:27] <@Paradox> She opens it up, and reads it for a solid 5 minutes.
01[01:27] <Thomas> "I watched my best friend get killed in front of me too.  It...well..." He usual jolly demeanor fades really fast.  "It'll get easier to cope with."
[01:27] <@Paradox> < ... It's a recipe. >
06[01:27] * TrickyDick Looks shocked at what Tommy said as well as the 'bi. "Dude, Tommy...I'm sorry man."
[01:28] <@Paradox> < Three courses. Stew, Steak, and Berry Tarts. >
[01:28] <@Paradox> < Courses of the Dragon King, the scroll is called ... >
[01:28] <TrickyDick> "Dragon King?"
[01:28] <@Paradox> The celebi shakes her head.
[01:28] <@Paradox> < Don't ask me... I don't know who he is either. >
06[01:29] * Thomas shrugs. "Don't sweat about it, Dick. I'm past all that now. Hm, a recipie."
06[01:29] * TrickyDick Shoulder punch/pats Tommy. "Yeah, sounds pretty awesome. Guess I should try and make it."
01[01:31] <Thomas> "Why the hell would this make the best damn chefs in the world want to kill ya unless..."
01[01:31] <Thomas> "It's the best damn recipie in the world."
[01:31] <TrickyDick> "Holyshit."
[01:32] <@Paradox> you can mainroom now :>
03[01:32] * @Paradox (Paradox@sux-5A4F4D0.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com) has left #TrickyThomas
Session Close: Thu Jun 28 01:33:00 2012