Noire and Blanc: Aim to become popular!

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Noire and Blanc: Aim to become popular!

00:10 Noire: Even if it is for research, to think that I would end up carrying this box of items from the library...
00:19 Noire: Hmm? Is that Blanc sitting over there?
00:25 Noire: She's staring at her book quite intently...I wonder what she's reading?
00:32 Blanc: ...I see
00:35 Noire: Okay, lets see...
00:39 Noire: "Become popular! With this you can become a lovely princess!"?
00:46 Blanc: Noire! What are you doing?
00:48 Noire: Eh? Um, sorry. You were so engrossed in your book, so I was wondering what you were reading.
00:56 Blanc: Even so, you shouldn't peek. You're infringing on my privacy.
01:00 Noire: Sorry, that wasn't my intention. I won't tell anyone. Still, you are a girl, so I don't think it's strange for you to be reading a book like that.
01:12 Blanc: Do you really think so?
01:16 Noire: O-Of course.
01:19 Blanc: I see. Well, as long as you don't tell anyone, I'll drop it.
01:25 Noire: Still, why would you be interested in this?
01:28 Blanc: If a Goddess doesn't become popular, they'll fall out.
01:33 Noire: Fall out? Fall out of what, exactly?
01:38 Blanc: Fashion.
01:40 Noire: Is-is that so?
01:44 Blanc: Feminine appeal. If I can become popular, figure would be a trivial problem.
01:51 Noire: W-well, I don't really follow, but you seem busy, so I'll take my leave-
02:01 Blanc: Hold it.
02:02 Noire: Hmm? What is it?
02:05 Blanc: Since you are already here, why don't we try becoming popular together.
02:09 Noire: Huh? Why should I?
02:12 Blanc: You are a goddess too, so this might come in handy in the future.
02:17 Blanc: Do you have no interest in this? Nothing at all? "I want to become cute and popular." Doesn't this strike a chord?
02:26 Noire: I'm not really interested in...b-becoming popular.
02:33 Blanc: That doesn't look like the expression of an uninterested person.
02:37 Noire: O-of course not! Even if I don't follow the book, becoming popular is a cinch for me.
02:43 Blanc: Really?
02:44 Noire: Yes, of course. That's why I don't really need to follow-
02:48 Blanc: I see. Then you should be perfect for helping me with this lesson, right?
02:52 Noire: Eh?
02:54 Blanc: Then lets start our getting popular lesson post-haste. Of course, you won't have any problems with it, right?
03:00 Noire: I-I guess I have no choice. I have absolutely no interest in this, but if you put it that way, I'll go along with you.
03:13 Blanc: Right, this way. Follow me.

03:26 Noire: So, why have we come to the kitchen?
03:30 Blanc: The first chapter is *The secret to feminine appeal is food! Capture any boy's heart with this intimate recipe!*
03:40 Blanc: That's why I was thinking that we'd start by cooking a meal.
03:44 Noire: Right, lets start right away. A dish that would make any guy happy...you'd think of miso soup, right?
03:52 Blanc: Hold on a moment. Why miso soup?
03:54 Noire: What are you talking about? Miso soup is a classic, isn't it?
04:00 Noire: I mean, "Would you cook miso soup for me every day?" is a line that they often use when they confess, right?
04:08 Blanc: That line of thinking is outdated.
04:11 Noire: Outdated?
04:12 Blanc: No matter what era it is, meat and potato stew is number one.
04:16 Blanc: There's not a single person in this world who dislikes meat and potato stew.
04:20 Noire: No, no, this and that is completely unrelated. It has to be Miso soup, isn't it?
04:26 Blanc: All men desire that which reminds them of their mother. In other words, liking meat and potato stew is simple psychology.
04:32 Noire: Then isn't miso soup the classic motherly dish? Being able to cook such simple dishes is the secret to becoming popular.
04:40 Blanc: Like what I've just said, Meat and potato stew is the most motherly dish. This is an indisputable fact.
04:46 Noire: Miso Soup!
04:47 Blanc: Meat and potato stew!
04:50 Noire: A-alright, check what's written in the book. If you follow that recipe you'll definitely become popular.
04:55 Noire: Well, we already know it'd be miso soup, of course.
04:58 Blanc: Of course not. It should be meat and potato stew that is written in there...
05:05 Blanc: Right, I'm reading it.
05:08 Blanc: "Everyone loves Omelette rice and Hamburg Steak, make their hearts throb with your cooking!"
05:17 Noire: So, talking about motherly taste is old fashioned, eh?
05:22 Blanc: Well, let's pick ourselves up and carry on. We should pick one of these two dishes to make.
05:27 Noire: Lets go with omelette rice, then!
05:30 Blanc: I agree. But I don't think it would have that spark if we would just make a normal plate of rice.
05:36 Noire: Yeah, that's true. The secret to becoming popular would lie in how it's being arranged, right?
05:42 Blanc: Y-Yeah, if we keep the nutritional balance in mind when making it, we'll surely become popular.
05:50 Noire: Right, then, if we do this here...
05:55 Blanc: That's good. Thinking of nutrition, if we add this and this too..
05:59 Noire: Ah, then, to go with that...
06:04 Blanc: I see...

06:10 Noire: Behold! It's done!
06:13 Blanc: It worked out great.
06:15 Noire: Everything that's good for the body has been included, the great Omelette rice that Blanc and I came up with.
06:20 Blanc: I handled the nutritional aspects of it, so there won't be any issue. Eating this would make your vitality expand a hundredfold.
06:27 Noire: Yes, this is the ultimate omelette rice.
06:29 Blanc: No, this has already surpassed the label of ultimate.
06:35 Noire: Yeah, you are right. Calling it ultimate is underselling it, right?
06:40 Blanc: We'll think about a name for it later. It's better to eat it before it becomes cold.
06:45 Noire: Yeah. Itadakimasu.
06:52 Noire: It's delicious.
06:54 Blanc: Yeah, it's delicious. This clearly is a great success.
06:57 Noire: Heh, What's the big deal. Turns out becoming popular is a cinch, after all. Now, we should let someone else tas-
07:03 Blanc: Hold on.
07:06 Noire: What's the matter, Blanc?
07:08 Blanc: While it might taste great, we've forgotten something.
07:14 Noire: What did we forget? Don't tell me we could've done even more?
07:21 Blanc: Noire, this dish...
07:24 Noire: This dish?
07:27 Blanc: No matter how you look at it, it's appearance is horrible.
07:32 Noire: What did you say?
07:35 Noire: N-now that you mention it...To think that the Omelette rice that surpasses the label of ultimate that we created could have such a weakness!
07:44 Blanc: It's sad, but this is the truth of it. The appearance that seems designed to kill even the heartiest of appetites...
07:51 Blanc: Are you really able to serve to someone else?
07:56 Noire: No. It's not a complete disaster, but I can't do it.
07:59 Blanc: Me neither. It tastes delicious, but how it looks is also important in a dish.
08:06 Noire: It's just as you said.
08:08 Noire: I guess it can't be that easy to become popular.
08:13 Blanc: It'll be fine. We've only just started, after all.
08:16 Noire: That's right. Lets try our best next time.
08:20 Blanc: Yes, next time. Before that, well, the taste is good, so we'll put cooking at 30, then.
08:30 Noire: So, Blanc, what are we doing next?
08:33 Blanc: Right, follow me.
08:35 Noire: We are changing locations again?

08:40 Noire: Uh, this is my room.
08:45 Blanc: Right, next is...
08:48 Blanc: *To a girl, fashion is life! Let your clothes transform yourself, and fight to convey your appeal!*
08:57 Noire: So, fashion is next, then? Hehe, this happens to be my specialty.
09:01 Blanc: What style would be best?
09:04 Noire: Give me a moment.
09:11 Blanc: Hmm? Noire, this is?
09:15 Noire: It's the latest fashion magazines from my personal collection. We should be fine if we follow their recommendations, I think.
09:19 Blanc: It does sound better than trying to think of ideas ourselves.
09:25 Noire: Hmm, I wonder which one would look nice.
09:27 Blanc: Say, Noire, what do you think of this dress? It says it's "Sure to draw the gazes of men, the fashion item to make you popular."
09:36 Noire: Woah, that's cute. Yeah, that's definitely going make you popular. If we find it cute, everyone else is sure to have similar thoughts.
09:47 Blanc: That does make sense.
09:50 Noire: Ah, Blanc, what do you think of this frilly skirt? Doesn't it seem fitting?
09:55 Blanc: Yeah, it does. I don't normally wear clothes like this, but I guess it's worth trying it out.
10:03 Blanc: Noire, what about this jacket?
10:06 Noire: Ymm, looks great. Gives off quite an adult feel.
10:09 Blanc: What if we match this one with that?
10:12 Noire: Sounds like a good idea. You'll get some high points with that.
10:16 Blanc: It feels like I'll become really popular with this.
10:19 Noire: What's the big deal. Becoming popular through fashion is a cinch after all. Come on, let's get you changed.
10:25 Blanc: Eh? You have the clothes?
10:29 Noire: Of course I do. Leave it to me.
10:32 Noire: Now, if you simply wear all of the fashionable items here, we'll definitely increase our feminine appeal.
10:39 Blanc: Yeah. If we put our minds to it, becoming popular isn't hard at all.
10:48 Noire: Here. Now, let's hurry up and get you changed. I'll give you a hand.
10:53 Blanc: Yes, please.

11:02 Noire: Hmm, this piece goes here... and that piece goes there... Alright, with this it's done!
11:15 Blanc: T-this is...I can't move. How did you assemble it?
11:22 Noire: Eh? Why? I definitely placed all the items properly.
11:28 Blanc: I can't go outside like this. Did we make a mistake with the arrangement?
11:35 Noire: T-that can't be. There's a set sequence these type of fashion items go in, and I'm sure I followed them.
11:41 Blanc: If you are wearing a lot of items, you have to make changes to have them fit together. This is just layering the pieces on top of each other.
11:51 Noire: That's...true... Popular fashion is complicated.
11:57 Blanc: I thought we have a good thing going, but it seems like we are one step short.
12:01 Noire: It'll be fine. We are definitely improving. Next time, definitely.
12:07 Blanc: Yes, next time, we'll succeed for sure. Fashion...didn't really go anywhere, so I'll put a zero for now.
12:17 Noire: Yes, next time, definitely. What's next?
12:21 Blanc: Before that, help me get out of these clothes.
12:25 Noire: Oh, right. I'll get right on that.

12:37 Blanc: Phew. Now that I can move around more freely, let's move on to the next item
12:44 Blanc: *Appeal to them with your voice! Practice acquiring your "Charm voice"!*
12:50 Noire: Well, even if you say charm voice, nothing quite comes to mind.
12:56 Blanc: Uuu, I might actually fall for you. Kyaa, I actually went and said it!
13:04 Noire: W-what's with you all of a sudden?
13:08 Blanc: "That's what Charm voice is," the book says
13:12 Noire: That voice just now? I wonder.
13:16 Blanc: Don't you get it? The thing that we are lacking, the archetype that none of us goddesses have. Yes, the "burikko".
13:29 Noire: Wh-What did you say? Now that you mention it, that is something we didn't have. Yes, this is exactly the thing that we are lacking.
13:43 Blanc: We will surely succeed this time. Alright, Noire, why don't you give it a shot? The burikko.
13:50 Noire: Buriko, right? Buriko. Umm, okay, hmm...
13:58 Noire: Ahh, I fell! I really am clumsy, Tehe~☆
14:08 Blanc: You can do it, Noire. Plus you added dojikko appeal as well.
14:13 Noire: Hehe, this is the result when I put my mind to it. Ah, when you are talking about Buriko, you got to refer to yourself by name, right?
14:22 Blanc: Ah, yes.
14:26 Blanc: No, Blanc can't lift something this heavy!
14:30 Noire: Yes, yes, that looks great, Blanc. As expected.
14:36 Blanc: Something like this is easily done.
14:37 Noire: Adding "nyan" at the end of my sentences might fit too.
14:42 Noire: Noire is Noire, nyan. Nice to meet you, nyan.
14:47 Blanc: Your self introduction is perfect, we'll surely become popular.
14:50 Noire: We've done it this time.  With this, we'll definitely become popular.
14:55 Blanc: Let's go find someone to test it on.
14:57 Noire: Yes, let's find someone...someone...
15:04 Noire: Say, sorry if I'm asking the obvious, but, those lines are going to be told to someone else, right?
15:14 Blanc: Yes, that is the plan.
15:17 Noire: Isn't it embarrassing? I'm fine with it now because it's just the two of us here, but using those lines in public is...
15:25 Noire: I mean, nyan, you know.
15:27 Noire: Nyan.
15:29 Blanc: T-that might be embarrassing, yes.
15:33 Noire: Right? I-I know. If, if the opportunity ever arises, we'll use these lines.
15:39 Blanc: Yes, right, if the opportunity arises, when that time comes, we'll use those lines.
15:46 Noire: But, it worked out really well in testing, right? I think it's a guaranteed success, if we ever use them.
15:51 Blanc: I think so too. The lines that we thought up were perfect.
15:57 Noire: Yes, perfect.
16:00 Blanc: Charm voice, circle. I expected to get used to it quickly, but it turns out becoming popular is harder than I expected.
16:11 Noire: I wonder if it's just impossible to become popular that quickly. Or is it an issue with our methods?
16:17 Noire: Say, Blanc, can you lend me that book? I'll take the lead this time.
16:22 Blanc: Alright, I'll leave it to you.
16:26 Noire: Lets see, hmm, AH! It says there is an ultimate method to raise your feminine charms. There's still a way left.
16:35 Blanc: W-what kind of method is it?
16:38 Noire: Gimme a moment. Umm, first, press both of your arms under your ribcage...
16:45 Noire: Raise your elbows, then squeeze your chest with both hands...Uh, wait, isn't this...
16:57 Blanc: And? Is that it?
17:00 Noire: Y-Yeah. Sorry. Ah.
17:05 Blanc: What?
17:08 Noire: It's better if you don't know what's comes next.
17:12 Blanc: Keeping secrets is forbidden. We are both aiming to become popular together.
17:17 Noire: Er, yeah, that is the case, but...
17:22 Blanc: Give it to me.
17:23 Noire: Ah! NOOOO!
17:24 Blanc: Lets see..."If you do this every day, your bust size will definitely increase, and attract the attention of the person you are interested in."
17:40 Noire: Um, uh... sorry.
17:47 Blanc: Screw this! In the end it's comes back to bust size anyway! What feminine charms?!
17:52 Noire: Wait, calm down. There are other methods too. I mean, even the stuff we tried earlier-
17:59 Blanc: SHUT UP! Stop talking about my chest! Damnit...Feminine charms...becoming popular can go screw themselves.

18:21 Noire: Sigh. Thanks to Blanc, I completely forgot about the stuff I wanted to research. Blanc left the book here too, so I have to return it on her behalf...
18:40 Noire: Becoming popular, huh... I guess I'm a little interested in that.
18:45 Blanc: That book has outlived it's usefulness.
18:49 Noire: Ahh! Hey, Blanc, don't just call out to me all of a sudden. You surprised me! Or rather, didn't you leave?
18:55 Blanc: Nevermind that, I found this.
19:00 Noire: Umm, what's this..."NEW Become popular! With this you can become a lovely princess!"?
19:09 Blanc: It's a newer edition than that book. With this, the two of us will surely become popular.
19:18 Noire: Become popular...
19:20 Blanc: What do you think, Noire? Do you want to try taking your revenge?
19:31 Noire: Oh, fine! I'll do it! Now that I've come this far, I'll stick with you until the end.
19:37 Noire: Our journey to increase our feminine charms, to become popular has just barely started!