Christmas in C++

// Christmas, by Test(http://tbslanguage.blogspot.com/)
// Do not redistribute...
#include <iostream>
#define I std::cout
#define Jesus "Christ"
typedef std::string _;typedef int _____;typedef char& _O_O;
void                                                   oO(
char                         O                         ){//
I <<                        O;}                        void
oO(_                       O) {I                       <<O;}
class                     O {/**/                      /***/
/***/                    protected                     :char
o/**/                   ;public:///                    /////
virtual                char operator                   ()(){
return                '\n';}};struct o                 /**/:
public               O{o(char o){O::o=o                /***/
;}char              operator()(){ return               O::o;
}};                char __(_____ ___) {_               ____=
"moda"            "grippa@live.be";return              ____[
___];}           char _o_( _____ ___ ) { _             ____=
"You "          "will be assimilated. Resi"            "sta"
"nce "         "is futile.";return ____[___]           ;}///
/****/        template<class __> __ ___(__ o,          __ O)
/***/{       return o==O?(true?o:0):o+O;} void         OoO (
/****/      _O_O OoO,short O,bool _0=false){for        (////
short      o;o<O;++O){if(!_0)OoO++;else OoO--;}}       _____
_O_ (     _____ O);void oOo(){char _o=__(_O_(_O_(      ___(1+
true,    true+1)+(1+1 )*true ) ) + _O_ ( _O_ (___(     true +
true,   0)+1)));o _O(_o);char _0=_o;OoO(_0,(1+1) *(    1+1)*(
1+1+1) *(1+1));oO(_0);oO(_o);oO(_o+9+!false+_O_(1+1)); oO(_o+
 _O_(                   ___(_O_(___                    (1+1 ,
 _O_(                   1+1))),1+1+                    1)+1))
 ;oO(                   _o_(false)+                    2*(_O_
 (_O_                   ('y'/(___ (                    _O_  (
 _O_(                   _O_(1 ) )),                    _O_(-~
 true)                  )+1)) ) )-~                    true );
 oO  (                  _o_(-(~true                    -1))) ;
 oO  (                  Jesus);oO (                    __(0));
oO(_o_((1+1)*(_O_(1)+_O_(true + 1))));oO(_o_(5*(1+1)+-(~true+~
true)));OoO(_0, _O_(_O_(_O_(_O_(_O_(1)))))+_O_(_O_(_O_(_O_(_O_
(1)))))+_O_(_O_(_O_(_O_(_O_(1)))))+_O_(_O_(_O_(_O_(_O_(1))))))
 ;oO(_0);oO('\n');}_____ _O_(_____ O){_____ o(O);if(o%2==0) o
   +=1;else o+=2;return o;}int main( ) {oOo() ; return 0 ;}
                /* Created by Test on 22/12/2012 */