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- Become a log priest in Sixx easy steps! You will need:
- >a piece of shit (doesn't matter who its from, you can use your own if you want)
- >a black veil brides album
- >sixx brown candles
- >some heroin
- >a computer and internet access
- 1. Shit yourself just a little and scoot your ass on the floor like a dog until you draw an upside-down pentagram with your skidmarks on the floor
- 2. Place a candle at each point of the skid mark pentagram and light them.
- 3. Stick the remaining sixxth candle up your ass a bit
- 4. place the turd on the BVB album
- 5. Snort the heroin
- 6. listen to every single video animaterr man ever made
- You are now a log priest.
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