sisters

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[women chanting rhythmically]
♪ T-H-E-T-A ♪

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♪ T-H-E-T-A ♪

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♪ Theta ♪

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[men chanting] ♪ Theta ♪

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[women chanting] ♪ Ooh, stop ♪

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[woman singing] ♪ There ain't no woman ♪

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♪ Like a Theta woman ♪

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[man] Come on, now!

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♪ Theta ♪

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[women singing]
♪ There ain't nothing greater ♪

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[hip hop music playing]

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[crowd chanting] Theta! Theta!

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♪ Theta girls are lovely, we're so fine
Rah ♪

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♪ And we came to rah ♪

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[man] Go on, number two!

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♪ Theta ♪

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♪ Theta ♪

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♪ Theta ♪

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♪ Theta ♪

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♪ Eighth wonder of the world
Is a Theta girl ♪

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[sings] ♪ He parted the sea ♪

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[all sing] ♪ When he made me ♪

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♪ Red, black, and gold ♪

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♪ Deep down in my soul ♪

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♪ Theta Chi Phi
You already know ♪

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[all] Hmm...

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[all continue humming]

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♪ Sah! ♪

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♪ Mmm, ska! ♪

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♪ Ska! ♪

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♪ Ska! ♪

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[male announcer] Alright.
Zeta Rho Nu's up next.

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Zeta Rho Nu, take to the stage.

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Damn, girl!
Looked like a sniper hit you.

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-Oh, God. That was so embarrassing.
-I'm a Theta now.

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-I don't care what people think.
-Exactly. You're a Theta now.

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Start caring.

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Jamilah! Oh! What's up, girl?

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[both laugh]

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-Worlds mixing, head spinning.
-I know, right?

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Oh, Beth, this is... This is Aisha.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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And Cheryl, one of our neos.

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Neo is short for "neophyte."
It means she just crossed.

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Ooh, crossed what?

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Crossed the burning sands.

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Oh!
So, you're like a Theta for real now.

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Like for real, for real.
Mazel tov, neo. That show was--

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Fine for exhibition.
They've got to step it up for competition.

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We will. Alright, look,
I've got to say hi to somebody, OK?

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What?

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I do not choreograph all that dopeness
so heifers can perform it mediocrely.

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What's Theta's motto?

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"Perfection over excellence,
sister over self."

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-Exactly.
-[Aisha] I get it.

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But let a sister have her moment.
Don't be a Theta-hater. OK?

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My house would have been a murder scene

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if our sorority tried to work
together like that.

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Yeah, well, Thetas,
we don't F around with stepping.

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No, you don't.

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Stepping is like African dance
meets hip-hop--

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Three words.

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Stomp the Yard.

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You think I'd miss a movie
with a bunch of shirtless black men

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and Chris Brown getting shot?

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[Beth laughs]

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How do you two know each other?

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I was Beth's TA.

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Ouch!

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Or friend.

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TAs don't bail you out of jail
after a fake ID bust.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I've got to go holler at a brother or two.

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Bye!

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Bye.

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[message tone]

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Damn, girl.

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Your man cooks dinner for you,
and you're going to Harvard Law together?

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[groans] I need to get on your life track.

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Dane got into Harvard early.

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My application is in. I just need
to get my parents' recommendation.

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It's just a formality.

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I'll definitely get in. I'm a legacy.

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And, well...

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I'm me.

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Girl, bye.

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[both laugh]

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♪ Oh, oh, Zeta Nu, oh, oh ♪

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Yoo-hoo!

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[Dane] Is that the ebony to my ivory?

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You know it is.

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-Hey.
-Ooh, what are you making?

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Something special.

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Why don't you let it simmer
and give me what I'm really hungry for?

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-Babe--
-Sexy, dirty, big--

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[coughing]

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[Jamilah] Mom! Dad!

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Hey.

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Isn't this a great surprise?

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Like Pearl Harbor.

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So, who died?
You guys only surprise me with bad news.

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You did it
with the last two dead relatives.

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If I do say so myself, I put my
whole entire foot up in this gumbo.

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Dane, we love you
like a rescue puppy.

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You do realize that
you're Mayflower white, right?

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-Country-club-brochure white?
-[Dane] Yes.

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I hate that I'm lumped in with my brutal,
imperialist, plutocratic white brethren

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who have committed every modern atrocity
on a macro-systemic level.

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We know. You're an African American
Studies and Poli-Sci major.

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All great prep for Harvard.

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God, I can't wait.

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Matching law degrees.
We're gonna change the world.

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Aw. Reminds me of when
we were at Harvard.

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We all wanted to change the world.

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And it is a shame that the one of us
that has the power to do it...

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Here we go.

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...is a sinewy, self-aggrandizing ham.

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Yvonne had a little rivalry
with a certain former first lady.

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Mom, seriously...

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Who has beef with Michelle Obama?

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That heifer--

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That heifer stole my internship.

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If you were more driven,

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you would understand
just how devastating that is.

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Who needs drive when I inherited
your natural brilliance, Mom.

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And thighs.

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-Enough.
-Take the good with the bad.

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Oh, I deserve credit
for not mentioning that.

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She adorns the walls with paintings
by mental patients.

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Yvonne!

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I'll tell that to the 12-year-olds from
the community center who painted them,

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Mother.

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You--

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I deserve credit. My grades are tight.

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I was chapter president of our sorority.

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I love it here at Westcott.
I'm doing fine.

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Harvard will not be possible
with transcripts that are just "fine."

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I'm a legacy. Hello!
That's like automatic admission.

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[Jamilah scoffs]

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Jamilah, we came here today to tell you

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that we will not be giving you
our legacy endorsement for Harvard.

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We had an agreement.

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If you earned a 4.0 GPA,

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we would give you
the letter of recommendation.

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Dad!

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Sorry, I have to live with her.

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It's more important
that you build your own legacy,

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not inherit ours.

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Sweetheart,
we don't want to give you a fish.

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We want to teach you to fish.

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Speaking of fish,
the halibut in this gumbo is on fleek!

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What is fleek?

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[telephone rings]

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[Dean Berman yells] Bishop!

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What's up, player?

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You're a little jumpy this morning.

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Just...

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hadn't had my coffee yet, but...

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Dean Berman?

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You're a Harvard alum, right?

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Yep. They gave me a great education
and a husband.

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Nick was a studly, closeted lacrosse star.

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He'd sneak into my room,
and with the passion of ten sailors--

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[laughs nervously]

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Such a good story. It reminds me of
when we talked about the boundaries.

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Boundaries. Right, right.

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You know what?
Harvard is my top choice for law school.

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I could actually really use
an alumni recommendation.

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Aren't your parents alums?

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Um...

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Yes. But "legacy" -
that's just a fancy word for nepotism.

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Home is where the Harvard is.

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I just made that up.

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[whispers] Home is where the Harvard is.

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♪ Oh, my, my ♪

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♪ Look at it, girl ♪

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♪ Just touch down ♪

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♪ Add it to the show ♪

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♪ I'm not phased
Because we're in another city ♪

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♪ But I swear to God... ♪

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[Beth] Hey, girl!

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Jumpy Jam.

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You know what calms me down?

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Is there something?

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Weed, Billie Holiday,
Grand Theft Auto...

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Oh, and tickling my man
in the rowboat.

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You know what I mean?

188
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I have no idea what you mean.

189
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What's wrong?

190
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My dad and my bougie egg donor
are in town.

191
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-Oh.
-Fricking killing me.

192
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I need, like, all the drinks.

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Well, SBB is having a party tonight.

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I know you think white sororities
are beer-soaked brothels

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with less sisterhood
than an honor stoning.

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Yeah.

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But if you're just trying
to drown your sorrows...

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come to my beer-soaked brothel.

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["Shake My Body"
by Michelle Delamor playing]

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♪ Shake my body ♪

201
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♪ Shake my body ♪

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[all chanting] Chug.

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[shouting] Is that a twerk pyramid?

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[Beth] Yes!

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Nectar of the gods, ladies?

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Yep!

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Are you gonna get "white girl" wasted?

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Hate this song!

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[Beth squeals excitedly]

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Yes!

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Yeah. Hey!

212
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The next one's a neck shot, douche.

213
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Amber, this is my girl, Jamilah.

214
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Amber is the only one in SBB
I've never wanted to choke out.

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I don't let her choke out the girls,
but sometimes we pee in their shampoo.

216
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Yeah!

217
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[Beth] This is Libby.

218
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And believe it or not, the whole
southern belle thing is not an act.

219
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Oh, Beth!

220
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Libby, this is my friend Jamilah.

221
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So nice to meet you. You all want to play?

222
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Oh, no. I'm from Philly.
We don't play with our drinks.

223
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How precious!

224
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I've been dying to go to those mooky,
blue-collar towns, like Philly or Detroit.

225
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Oh, my gosh.
Have you ever been stabbed--

226
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[Libby squeals]

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[Jamilah] Oh, my God.

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♪ My heart was so low ♪

229
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Wait, you have black SBBs?

230
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What?

231
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♪ Love is a battlefield ♪

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[Beth whoops]

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[crowd cheering]

234
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[Beth] Oh, Saundra, that was amazing.

235
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This is my girl, Jamilah.
Jamilah, Saundra.

236
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You killed it, sis.

237
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We're not related.

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[man sings out of tune]
♪ You're as cold as ice ♪

239
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Somebody likes being
the only chocolate in the candy dish.

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[Beth] Oh, my God!

241
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And that, right there, is Danielle Harris.

242
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She's like a skinny Kim Jong Ew.

243
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The Zeta Lambda Pi social tomorrow
may get awkward.

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Amber called them all "Date-a-Bi" as some
brothers know their way around a shlong.

245
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I wanted to bite off her nipple
and spit it at her!

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[Jamilah laughs]

247
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[Jamilah snorts]

248
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Hi, Danielle.

249
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This is my friend Jamilah.

250
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And this is her first SBB party.

251
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Then where is her goddamn beer?

252
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Be a better hostess, Beth.

253
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Oh, no. I don't really do beer.

254
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Weird.

255
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,517
So, interested in rushing SBB?

256
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,603
Actually, I'm a Theta.

257
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,230
-Not heard of it. I'm sure it's great.
-It's a black sorority.

258
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:13,983
OMG.

259
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,985
They are so mysterious!

260
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,737
Do they really beat you until you pass out

261
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,781
and brand you like cattle
with a hot coat hanger?

262
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,157
I saw it on 20/20.

263
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,701
Maybe it was The View.
Whatever! It was totally Babs.

264
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,788
Do you line up in bikinis and circle
each other's cellulite with a marker?

265
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:27,997
Used to.

266
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,457
Ah, the good old days!

267
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,377
How come none of your sororities
have houses?

268
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,463
Why don't you participate in Greek Week?
Oh! We have a black girl in ours.

269
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,090
-Do you have a white girl?
-Oh, my God.

270
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,425
-Are you the ones who do the screeching?
-Danielle!

271
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,344
Beth, sweetie.

272
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,637
That ensemble:

273
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,056
five years and ten pounds ago, maybe.

274
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,433
That's a hard "maybe".

275
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,897
So, that beer. Do you have Heineken?

276
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,357
No, skip that. Do you have crack?

277
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,789
[men groaning in disgust]

278
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,209
Jamilah?

279
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,503
I'm deactivating.

280
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:16,796
What?

281
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,550
You can just quit your sorority?

282
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,261
Black Greeks are like gangs.

283
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,722
You get out when you die.

284
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,681
Damn.

285
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,766
My point is...

286
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,018
weak people quit.

287
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,061
-I'm not weak.
-Why are you quitting?

288
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,438
I have tried!

289
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,733
But all these girls care about is

290
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:41,320
blow-drying their hair,
and getting skinny and getting wasted--

291
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,447
But there's sex.

292
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:43,573
That's true.

293
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,242
SBB has helped me get mad laid.

294
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:50,413
No! I mean there's sex happening
right in front of me.

295
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,415
[Libby gasps]
This is just like summer camp!

296
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,208
Oh, no!

297
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,794
Oh, no, no, no!

298
00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:57,712
Bad Libby!

299
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,380
Oh, oh, oh. Hey, Libby!

300
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,507
-Get up, Libby!
-Beth, please go away.

301
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,177
-You're making it awkward, and I like you.
-Oh, my--

302
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:07,680
Stop it! I'm trying... to help you!

303
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,935
-[shouts] Bishop!
-[whispers] God.

304
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,897
-This has got to stop.
-Are you hung over?

305
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,065
[swallows]

306
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,066
No.

307
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,776
Well, wring out your liver, Bishop.

308
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,111
We have got a big problem.

309
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,905
There is a video online

310
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:27,575
of a Sigma Beta Beta member
having sex on their lawn!

311
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,118
They're making porn on--

312
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,745
[Beth over video] Get down, Libby!

313
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,372
They're making porn on my campus.

314
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,373
It's gone viral.

315
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,540
Poor choice of words.

316
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,835
If they can't get their shit together,
I am pulling their charter!

317
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,003
Yeah...

318
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:40,797
Terrible.

319
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,757
[Libby over video] Goodness!

320
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,092
[Beth over video] Get down!

321
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,927
Am I supposed to say something else?

322
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:49,305
That you're gonna help fix this!
You understand Greek culture.

323
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,766
Oh, no. I understand black Greek culture.

324
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,768
Look, you make this SBB mess go away,

325
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,728
and I'll guarantee you
admission to Harvard.

326
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,105
[video continues playing]

327
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,816
-Nick and I will both endorse you.
-Oh, OK...

328
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,234
We want to create a distraction,

329
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,987
make SBB look like positive contributors
to the community.

330
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,240
Ooh.

331
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:10,076
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
What if they did that steppy thing?

332
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,661
-Steppy thing?
-You know...

333
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,289
That's Voguing.

334
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,499
Please stop. Please--

335
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,086
Don't you have a competition coming up?
You have that charity step deal.

336
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,671
Yes, but I can't teach them.

337
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,757
-My black card would get revoked.
-Do you want to go to Harvard or not?

338
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,552
[Sigma Beta Beta video continues playing]

339
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,224
Frigging amateurs. When I have sex
outdoors, what I like to do is--

340
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,059
-Boundaries, boundaries!
-Sorry.

341
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,144
Boundaries.

342
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,856
I cannot believe
you're not stepping with us this year.

343
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,401
-I'm mad at you. You're killing me, OK?
-I've been spending all my time on Theta.

344
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,611
-I have to focus on getting into Harvard.
-Alright.

345
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,989
You are a dope choreographer.
You don't need me.

346
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,867
You're right. You're right.
I am seriously dope.

347
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,826
Thanks.

348
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,286
[Aisha chuckles]

349
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:57,665
Hey, did you guys hear about that sorority
that had sex on their lawn?

350
00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:03,045
Oh, yeah! Somebody Tweeted,
"S-B-B stands for Skanky Bougie Broads."

351
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,589
It was me.

352
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,382
Of course it was!

353
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,179
Dean Berman is trying
to rehabilitate their image,

354
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,139
get them to do something outstanding.

355
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,100
You mean get through a sentence
without the word "like"?

356
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,770
I mean like having them step.

357
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,777
[Aisha] Wait. White people, stepping?

358
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,405
-I know.
-That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

359
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,907
The dumbest. It's so stupid.

360
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,617
Stepping is a black Greek thing.

361
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,618
[Cheryl] Uh-huh.

362
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:37,705
I will say, though, that we did get
our letters and organizational structure

363
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,124
from white fraternities and sororities.

364
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,668
What's wrong with sharing
one part of our culture with them?

365
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:46,005
Helping white Greeks jack our traditions

366
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,924
is a slap in the face to our founders.

367
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,967
-[Cheryl] Hmm.
-No, worse.

368
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:53,638
A slap in the face, then a headlock,
and a weave yank.

369
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,097
And that isn't cute.

370
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,182
[scoffs]

371
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,726
So, just to be clear, you're not on board?

372
00:16:58,809 --> 00:16:59,894
[Cheryl] Not even close.

373
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,020
Right.

374
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:04,232
Can you imagine, all those little Beckys
trying to get the beat?

375
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,608
They're trying...

376
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:06,734
Girl, you're crazy.

377
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:07,902
[chuckles] Dean Berman.

378
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,487
Idiot.

379
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,241
[Danielle]
Ladies, this probation is preposterous.

380
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:16,452
We are not going to take this lying down,
like a pillow princess.

381
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,206
Our redemption begins at tonight's social
with Zeta Pi.

382
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,959
-I still like "Date-a-Bi" better.
-You would, fruit fly.

383
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,795
Be aggressively delightful tonight!

384
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,214
Have sunshine shooting out
of your hooters.

385
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,092
You must all be sunshine hooter shooters.

386
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,469
Hello. Middle of a meeting...

387
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,055
Sorry. OK, you all remember Jamilah.

388
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,432
She works for Dean Berman
in Student Affairs.

389
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:42,520
She wants to talk to us
about our suspension.

390
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,940
Please, enlighten us.

391
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:47,900
[sighs]

392
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:53,197
So, I think I have a way to save
your charter and get you reinstated.

393
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,909
You would compete in a charity step show.

394
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,083
It would show the Dean
that you are capable of teamwork,

395
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,252
community service,

396
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,253
cultural awareness

397
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,338
and you would get great press.

398
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,300
That could be really fun!
I'm an excellent country line dancer.

399
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,759
That surprises no one.

400
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:14,969
Thanks, but no thanks.

401
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,263
We're sorority girls, not showgirls.

402
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,390
Actually, you'd be legends -

403
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,392
the first white Greeks ever to step.

404
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,476
Uh...

405
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,353
We're not all white Greeks.

406
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:26,814
Right.

407
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,107
Thank you.

408
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,819
Stepping requires
an extraordinary amount of discipline.

409
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,155
And to make it easier,
mentally and physically,

410
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,531
we don't drink during the week.

411
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,907
[all gasp]

412
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,285
Jesus Christ. Calm down.

413
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,997
I'm sorry, but Margarita Mondays
at Borracho's - that's an SBB tradition.

414
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,874
Turnt Up Tuesdays at Fleck's? Hello?

415
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:48,044
And if you think we're missing
Wine-down Wednesdays at Bedspins,

416
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:48,961
you can lick my--

417
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,338
I think we've heard enough.

418
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,381
SBBs, we're out.

419
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,299
No, no.

420
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,300
Beth.

421
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,220
The Dean is making an example of us.

422
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,182
SBB has become a beacon
of powerful, sexy bitches

423
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,516
that every guy wants to be with

424
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,685
and every girl wants to lose 30 pounds
and be like.

425
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,647
We are highly respected on Greek row.
That's all that matters.

426
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,732
[pop music playing]

427
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:13,277
Hey, SBB. There's a ficus in the corner.

428
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,403
Start screwing.

429
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,822
[man] Oh, where's Tyler?
He's gonna get some!

430
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,742
-[man #2] I thought Devin nailed her!
-[man] I think they both hit it!

431
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,702
[all gasp]

432
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,205
[men chanting] SBB, STD!

433
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,875
[actress screams]

434
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,043
[knock on the door]

435
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,836
Did you order food?

436
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,838
No. I just ate.

437
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,426
[Jamilah] OK.

438
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,678
Ugh.

439
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:40,930
Nice digs.

440
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,475
Well, look who has their own slice
of Wonder bread.

441
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,434
Pumpernickel.

442
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,394
Hmm.

443
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,396
Can I help you with something?

444
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,147
Step show. We're in.

445
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:52,900
Great.

446
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,111
SBB tomorrow, 9:00.

447
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,362
Can't wait.

448
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,741
Seriously, a Snuggie?

449
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:08,082
I'm sorry. Did I... Did I hear that right?
You're teaching a white sorority to step?

450
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,043
Dean Berman is forcing me.

451
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,213
Look, there are better ways to impress
Harvard than playing Debbie Allen.

452
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:17,800
Oh, well, thanks for having my back,
just like you did with my parents.

453
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,177
They had a point.
You don't aim high enough.

454
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,471
Your ancestors fought
for your access to education.

455
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,140
-Honor their struggle.
-Struggle?

456
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,600
You should honor my struggle
not to slap you.

457
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,019
Snuggle me!

458
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,278
It is 9:17 p.m., ladies.

459
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,238
You are late to an event taking place

460
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,490
literally a hundred feet
from your bedroom.

461
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,617
[shouts] Get your flat asses in gear!

462
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,119
Go, go, go!

463
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,997
My ass is perfectly shaped for my frame!

464
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,082
Line up in two rows.

465
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:53,043
Do we have to do this in the basement?
It is really creepy down here.

466
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,837
Says the girl who does it in the bushes.

467
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,505
Stepping makes a lot of noise.

468
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,800
If we do this upstairs, your neighbors
will burn this place to the ground.

469
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,094
Where's Amber?

470
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,346
Does she get a demerit, Drill Sargent?

471
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,475
You know,
when I was president of my sorority,

472
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,851
I led by example.

473
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,937
Maybe if you tried that,
your charter wouldn't be in danger.

474
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,522
[women] Ooh!

475
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,568
OK. Now that we're all here...

476
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,362
What makes a great step team?

477
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,364
-Oh! Big-ass feet.
-Jesus.

478
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,407
Clever.

479
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,409
-But no.
-Oh.

480
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,578
-Unity.
-Unity! I was going to guess that.

481
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,331
In order to create the beat,
everyone has to be in sync.

482
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,290
Like our periods.

483
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,043
The audience spots mistakes
and weak links immediately,

484
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,252
and then you are done.

485
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:38,172
You have to think of yourselves
as limbs of the same body.

486
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,090
Sounds really corporate retreat-y.

487
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,384
Are we gonna do trust falls next?

488
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,136
[women laugh]

489
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,722
Do not talk while I am talking.

490
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,058
I'll extend you the same courtesy.

491
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,268
It's like mutual respect.

492
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:52,728
OK?

493
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,648
OK. Let's back it up a little bit.

494
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,024
Let me see you guys dance.

495
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,360
We are here to step.
That's different to dance.

496
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,486
[Jamilah] You're right.

497
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,030
But I've got to see what I'm working with.

498
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,573
[hip hop music playing]

499
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:05,491
First five.

500
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,118
["Left Foot, Right Foot"
by iLoveMemphis playing]

501
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,703
♪ Turn it up right now ♪

502
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,998
♪ Left foot, right foot
Left foot, right foot ♪

503
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,251
♪ Left foot, right foot
Get it on ♪

504
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:19,088
♪ Left foot, right foot
Left foot, right foot ♪

505
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,715
♪ Left foot, right foot
Put your hands up ♪

506
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,759
Waa!

507
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:27,763
♪ Hit it on them, hit it on them
Hit it on them ♪

508
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:32,476
♪ Hit it on them, hit it on them
Hit it on them ♪

509
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,644
♪ Put your hands up ♪

510
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:37,356
♪ OK, people, let's get started
I'm the turn up king ♪

511
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,650
♪ So I'm piping
Every guy is like, "Aye" ♪

512
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:40,734
♪ If you can't dance... ♪

513
00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:42,027
Um...

514
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:44,113
♪ It's OK
Left foot, right foot ♪

515
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,489
♪ Come and swing my way ♪

516
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:48,867
♪ Memphis is my state
But I'm always in the A ♪

517
00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:51,495
♪ And when I do my dance
Everybody's like "Ay"

518
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:54,707
♪ Swag surfing caught a wave
And I ain't coming back down ♪

519
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:57,668
♪ Left foot, right foot
Turn up right now ♪

520
00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:00,212
OK! I've seen enough.

521
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,506
Alright. Today,
we're gonna do some stepping.

522
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,091
I'm gonna teach you an eight-count.

523
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:07,636
Watch my hands, watch my feet,
and really listen to the rhythm.

524
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,393
OK. Now, slow...

525
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,108
Now you try it.

526
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,820
Five, six, seven, eight.

527
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,281
Stomp, clap, slap.

528
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:28,866
Stomp, clap.

529
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,119
Bend your knees.

530
00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:38,167
[uncoordinated clapping]

531
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,045
OK, just stop! This is so childish.

532
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,172
This is going to impress no one.

533
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:44,465
Danielle...

534
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,508
try the step alone.

535
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:48,927
My pleasure.

536
00:23:57,895 --> 00:23:58,937
[Jamilah] Oh, my God.

537
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,065
[Libby] Is she crazy?

538
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,359
Something like that?

539
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,112
Let's call it a night, ladies.

540
00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:09,865
Practice this on your own.
Same time tomorrow.

541
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,204
Oh, my God.

542
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:16,622
[chuckles]

543
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:22,378
I totally only drink things
with "skinny" in the title.

544
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,296
Like my handy work?

545
00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:28,217
I built this so you can grab a bottle
from anywhere,

546
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,761
and the rest will redistribute
without breaking.

547
00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:33,931
Are you a... Are you a new pledge, or...?

548
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:35,099
Oh, hell, no.

549
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:36,475
[Jamilah laughs]

550
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:40,437
You'd have to pay me, like, 12
Scrooge McDuck gold vaults to pledge SBB,

551
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,981
especially with Darth Hater as president.

552
00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:47,277
Wow. Duck Tales and a Star Wars
reference in one sentence.

553
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,863
What's your name, not pledge?

554
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,240
Jamilah.

555
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,324
Jamilah.

556
00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,952
That's Arabic for "beautiful" or "lovely."

557
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,912
I'm a former Arabic Studies minor.

558
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,123
I wanted to open a ski resort
in Afghanistan.

559
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:00,833
What could go wrong there?

560
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:07,798
Kevin.

561
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:10,509
So, you just hang out
in sorority houses, Kevin?

562
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,302
It's pretty creepy.

563
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:14,972
"Darth Hater" is my sister.

564
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,434
Danielle?

565
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,478
Nipple. Ass! Bitch. Christ. Crack.
Hooters. Spit it at her!

566
00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:22,855
Danielle?

567
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,815
-Sorry. Her?
-Yeah.

568
00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:26,817
-So, you're adopted?
-Yeah.

569
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,570
Sorry I'm late, Kev.
Somebody ran practice late.

570
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:30,779
So, like 20 minutes.

571
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,531
[Jamilah groans]

572
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:39,663
My brother makes very bad decisions
when it comes to relationships.

573
00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:40,956
I like to counsel him

574
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:44,084
because I'm an amazing sister
and an excellent leader.

575
00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:46,295
I'll be right back.

576
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,008
-You--
-Easy. Easy.

577
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:53,635
-She touched your hair.
-Yes, Sharpton. Sharpton!

578
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,095
We used to bathe together as kids.

579
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:56,764
She gets a pass.

580
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:58,724
Good luck with that.

581
00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:01,894
Thanks for the drink.

582
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,395
Yep.

583
00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,231
Well, I'm around if you need anything!

584
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:08,192
So, I realized you guys are missing

585
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:11,069
some of the basic cultural building blocks
for stepping,

586
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,071
plus Danielle thinks this is childish.

587
00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:14,782
And that gave me an idea.

588
00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:16,950
This is Deja. This is Alani.

589
00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:19,870
They're from 40th Street,
where my sorority volunteers every week.

590
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:23,040
Why would you be doing community service
if you didn't get a DUI?

591
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,667
The shade is real.

592
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:26,752
[all] Ooh!

593
00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:29,171
OK. Show them what you got, ladies.

594
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:34,760
♪ Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack ♪

595
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,679
♪ All dressed in black, black, black ♪

596
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:40,140
♪ With silver buttons, buttons, buttons ♪

597
00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:42,935
♪ All down her back, back, back ♪

598
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,856
OK, fine. That was precious.

599
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,150
But everybody's played
"Patty Cake" as a kid.

600
00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,361
Oh, no, no.
"Patty Cake" is Taylor Swift.

601
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:55,030
"Miss Mary Mack" is Beyoncé.

602
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,323
[Beth laughs]

603
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:58,116
Partner up. Give it a shot.

604
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,952
[hip hop music playing]

605
00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,995
♪ White, white girl ♪

606
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:03,539
♪ White girl ♪

607
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:06,792
Hello?

608
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,420
♪ White, white girl ♪

609
00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:13,215
[pants]

610
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,509
Come on, sis.
Don't let the white girl out-rhythm you.

611
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:19,847
Excuse me, young lady.
Is that how we speak to our elders?

612
00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:22,474
-It is in my house.
-[gasps] Ooh, I like you.

613
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:25,185
-No, she's rude.
-Hey! Hey, Saundra.

614
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,146
[both] Ooh!

615
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:30,065
You should really
take this more seriously.

616
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:33,235
You have so much potential.
And you kind of have the most to gain.

617
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,571
You're learning something
to connect to your people.

618
00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:39,867
No, I'm just saying,
your life is kind of all white everything.

619
00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:41,994
-Being around black culture--
-I'm sorry.

620
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:43,996
Isn't your boyfriend white?

621
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,373
Much to his dismay, yes.

622
00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:47,291
[laughs mockingly]

623
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:49,001
So, I can't be around white people,

624
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:51,962
but you can be all up
under Iggy Bro-zalea?

625
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:54,464
Your hypocrisy bores me.

626
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:57,759
Hey! I feel you. I'm a suburban girl, too.

627
00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:00,345
I'm just saying, you need that.

628
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,890
You need to worry about
your own little life,

629
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,641
and let me live mine.

630
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,273
[whispers]
You are so thoughtful, Jamilah.

631
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:14,318
I've got you, girl, anytime.
You are so smart and brilliant.

632
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:17,696
It's so nice to be around people who care.
Anytime, girl. High five.

633
00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:21,533
Beth, you were supposed
to have our appeal letter drafted.

634
00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,327
Get your shit together.

635
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:26,705
Libby, where are we at with our threat
to freeze alumni donations?

636
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:27,873
Um...

637
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,124
[Amber snores]

638
00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,459
Amber, you just sat down.

639
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,252
[shouts] You cannot possibly be asleep!

640
00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:34,463
Sorry! It's $20.

641
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,466
What is going on here?
I am the only one trying to fix this.

642
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,176
You are all sitting on your tits!

643
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,678
If any more SBB business
falls through the cracks,

644
00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:44,056
I am pulling the plug
on this entire step show.

645
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:45,307
[Jamilah] Threats?

646
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,309
That's bold leadership.

647
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:52,439
Um, don't talk when I'm talking,
and I'll do the same.

648
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,900
[in ditzy accent]
It's called, like, mutual respect.

649
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,777
[in ditzy accent]
Is that supposed to be me?

650
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,404
Moving on, we are completely behind
on our community service

651
00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:01,740
slash fund-raising
slash SBB bonding night.

652
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:05,327
Speaking of which, if Her Majesty
would cede me the floor, I have business.

653
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:07,120
[Danielle sighs]

654
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:10,707
Thank you. Beth and I have been doing
some shopping for props and costumes.

655
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,417
All in, we're looking at three grand.

656
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,294
How much is in
your special events account?

657
00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:15,504
We don't have an account.

658
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,465
Every month, we make a video
for Libby's daddy, asking him for money.

659
00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:20,842
He wires it,
and then we all go out for a fancy dinner.

660
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,679
Oh, and then we give the doggie bags
to the homeless people.

661
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,055
That part was my idea.

662
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:26,265
So sweet.

663
00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:27,349
Very smart.

664
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,059
-Really fulfilling.
-Good idea.

665
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:31,520
That's your fund-raising?

666
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,565
-Community service and chapter bonding?
-Yeah.

667
00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:40,654
Ladies, trust me. Raising money yourselves
is a lot more rewarding.

668
00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,865
It can even be fun,
like a karaoke night or something.

669
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:44,908
Oh!

670
00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,285
I love to sing.

671
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:49,871
And I'll organize
a real community service project.

672
00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:51,373
No...

673
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:55,085
Guys, there is no better feeling
than helping people who need it.

674
00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,837
-It will be great.
-Downer!

675
00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:59,673
You are like
a Sarah McLachlan animal commercial.

676
00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:02,467
By the way, can we talk
about our rehearsal space?

677
00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:06,638
Stomping on concrete...
Should I send you my chiropractor bills?

678
00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:08,223
Yes, and it's killing our pedis.

679
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:09,558
-And our knees.
-Uh-huh.

680
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,310
That's what's killing your knees?

681
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:14,730
You need to get that black widow
out of your box, missy!

682
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,982
-Or else, what?
-[Libby] I'll get it out for you!

683
00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:17,941
[all] Ooh!

684
00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:18,900
Hey!

685
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,778
I'll see what I can do
about the rehearsal space.

686
00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:22,696
In the meantime,

687
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:25,615
can you guys go five minutes
without being dicks to each other?

688
00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:27,701
We can try.

689
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:29,745
I'm so glad I stopped by.

690
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:34,166
Well, I'd like to spread the butter,
so if anyone's got--

691
00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:35,917
[Danielle] You better not...

692
00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:39,046
[women chatting]

693
00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:42,090
[Amber] I can't believe it's not butter
that she bought.

694
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,925
["Just What I Needed" by the Cars playing]

695
00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:46,428
♪ I don't mind you coming here ♪

696
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:47,763
[women continue chatting]

697
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,598
♪ And wasting all my time ♪

698
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,977
♪ 'Cause when you're standing oh so near ♪

699
00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,064
♪ I kind of lose my mind ♪

700
00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:58,440
Is this a date?

701
00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:01,610
-Because it kind of feels like a date.
-Uh... no.

702
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,195
Dates require romance,

703
00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:06,281
potential longevity,
actual physical attraction.

704
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,950
[wails]
♪ I guess you're just what I needed ♪

705
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,452
♪ Just what I needed ♪

706
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,037
[Jamilah] Oh, God, no.

707
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,205
[Kevin wails]

708
00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:15,665
-Don't tell me you like The Cars.
-Yes.

709
00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:19,002
No, the late seventies is about Chaka Khan
and Rick James,

710
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:20,045
P-Funk.

711
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:21,505
The Cars are so corny.

712
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:22,506
Ooh!

713
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:23,882
I didn't realize "corny" meant

714
00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:27,427
"combining punk minimalism, classic rock
showmanship and new wave synth."

715
00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:28,470
[Jamilah] Hmm.

716
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,764
-I'm gonna learn so much from you.
-Can I help you guys?

717
00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:32,682
Three-quarter maple wood
for a low platform

718
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:34,351
and the biggest wall mirrors you have.

719
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:37,521
-It's for step practice.
-Actually, I've got this.

720
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,189
[laughs] We just need plywood.

721
00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:42,401
Right. If you want the wood to warp
and break your girls' ankles.

722
00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:43,819
[employee] He's right, ma'am.

723
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,904
A platform is safer,
more stable and hollow,

724
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,447
so it will echo like a real stage.

725
00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:49,574
My girl and I argue like this
all the time.

726
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,493
-Yeah.
-[scoffs] Ugh! I am not his girl.

727
00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:53,787
-Thanks, bro.
-[employee] Sorry.

728
00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,665
I have a boyfriend, FYI.

729
00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,418
Why isn't he here buying wood with you?

730
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:01,586
-He's not that good with his hands.
-Oh, you know--

731
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:02,546
Don't you dare.

732
00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:08,051
And I didn't mean "ugh."

733
00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,345
I guess you're not that gross.

734
00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:13,473
-[Kevin] This is definitely a date.
-No, it's not a date.

735
00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:15,725
["Tightrope" by Janelle Monáe playing]

736
00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:17,519
♪ Another day ♪

737
00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:21,898
♪ Some people talk about you
Like they know all about you ♪

738
00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:23,442
♪ When you get down, they doubt you ♪

739
00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:26,695
♪ And when you tip it on the scene, yeah
They're talking about it ♪

740
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,448
♪ 'Cause they can't tip on the scene
They just talk about it ♪

741
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:30,657
♪ T-t-t-talk about it ♪

742
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:33,493
♪ When you get elevated
They love it or they hate it ♪

743
00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:34,995
♪ You dance up on them haters ♪

744
00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:37,914
♪ Keep getting funky on the scene
While they're jumping round you ♪

745
00:32:37,998 --> 00:32:40,625
♪ They're trying to take all your dreams
But you can't allow it ♪

746
00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:44,087
♪ 'Cause, baby
Whether you're high or low ♪

747
00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:46,423
♪ Whether you're high or low ♪

748
00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:48,467
♪ You've got to tip on the tightrope... ♪

749
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:49,384
[laughter]

750
00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:51,219
♪ Tip on the tightrope... ♪

751
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:52,929
[Libby squeals excitedly]

752
00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:54,931
♪ Whether you're high or low ♪

753
00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:57,684
♪ Baby, whether you're high or low ♪

754
00:32:57,767 --> 00:33:00,270
♪ You've got to tip on the tightrope ♪

755
00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:03,648
♪ Now let me see you do the tightrope
Tip, tip on it ♪

756
00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:04,941
♪ And I'm still tipping on it ♪

757
00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:07,819
♪ See, I'm not walking on it
Or trying to run around it ♪

758
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:11,281
♪ This ain't no acrobatics
You either follow or you lead, yeah ♪

759
00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:14,159
♪ I'm talking about you
Keep on blaming the machine, yeah ♪

760
00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,578
♪ I'm talking about it
T-t-t-talking about it ♪

761
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:19,372
♪ I can't complain about it
I've got to keep my balance ♪

762
00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:22,626
♪ And just keep dancing on it
We're getting funky on the scene ♪

763
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:23,752
♪ Yeah, you know about it ♪

764
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,337
♪ Like a star on the screen... ♪

765
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,630
[all scream excitedly]

766
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:29,716
♪ Then, baby, whether I'm high or low... ♪

767
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:34,596
[all] One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

768
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,847
[all cheering]

769
00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,808
♪ Tip on the tightrope
Baby, baby... ♪

770
00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:40,685
Bitch! Are you kidding me?

771
00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:41,811
[Danielle] Oh, my God.

772
00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:43,188
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

773
00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:45,273
[shouting]

774
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:47,734
Ladies!

775
00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:48,902
[shouts] Ladies!

776
00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,237
[panting]

777
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,655
[Jamilah squeals]

778
00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:52,781
[Jamilah gasps]

779
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,616
[Beth] Oh...

780
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:56,785
Apt metaphor.

781
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:57,786
What?

782
00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,371
[Jamilah pants]

783
00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,248
I just mean, the girls are getting better,

784
00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:03,333
but if they can't work together,
we're screwed.

785
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:04,251
Hey, girl.

786
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:05,752
[Beth] Oh, hi.

787
00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:10,840
I'm headed to the Pilates class
that you prepaid for but keep missing.

788
00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:14,219
Oh, yeah. I know.
I've been so "incognegro" lately.

789
00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:15,220
[Beth laughs]

790
00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:17,639
-I've just been running more.
-Girl, I don't do running.

791
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,100
I mean, I will do side bends or sit-ups,

792
00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,977
but I will not lose my butt.

793
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:22,894
[laughter]

794
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,312
[Beth cackles]

795
00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:26,189
Oh, hey, Betsy.

796
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:27,232
Hey... Beth.

797
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:28,316
Right.

798
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,318
Aren't you in SBB?

799
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,153
Yeah. Don't hold it against me.

800
00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:35,490
So, how's the theft? Oh...
I mean, cultural appropriation...

801
00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:38,201
I mean, stepping, coming?

802
00:34:38,285 --> 00:34:41,288
Well, I mean, it started pretty rough,
because it's hard.

803
00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:42,622
-You know?
-Yeah.

804
00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:44,958
But we have a pretty sick-ass coach, so...

805
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,419
You're not teaching them are you, Jam?

806
00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:49,045
Girl, you're crazy.

807
00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:50,797
Teaching?

808
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,216
Oh, we're... I'm busy, you know.

809
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:55,010
-OK.
-Cardio, Harvard...

810
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,721
I mean, I'm surprised
they find time to practice,

811
00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:00,890
with all the tanning sessions
and blow-drying--

812
00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:04,436
Girl, when was the last time you
left the house without your edges laid?

813
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:06,730
Cheryl? No. I didn't send for you.

814
00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:09,149
-It's the wrong time...
-We should run.

815
00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:12,694
Because we don't want our FitBits
judging us tonight.

816
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,362
Because we want to be more like... OK.

817
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:17,073
Ooh! Oh no, girl. You're mad sweaty.
You know I don't do sweat.

818
00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:18,908
-I glow.
-I forgot.

819
00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:21,369
-You're right. OK, girl. Bye! See you!
-See you.

820
00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,788
-You're about to get that shit again.
-Bye!

821
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:27,167
I don't know what's going on with her.
Out of control.

822
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,251
[Beth pants]

823
00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:31,379
If my sorors find out I'm teaching you
to step, it will get ugly,

824
00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,465
like Love and Hip Hop reunion show ugly.

825
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,176
-I like Love and Hip Hop reunion shows.
-I know.

826
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:01,117
What do you have,
an exam on that comic book?

827
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,703
I didn't know you liked zombies.

828
00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:10,919
Campus is all abuzz about
these white girls stepping next week.

829
00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:13,672
-Are they excited?
-Depends on the skin tone.

830
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:17,717
Seems to be a direct correlation
between pigmentation and indignation.

831
00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:20,178
Great. So, my college legacy will be...

832
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,098
Auntie Tom, the sell-out house Negress.

833
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,141
[Kevin] Let's postpone your pity party.

834
00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:28,895
OK, my sister tells me you guys
are doing a karaoke fund-raiser?

835
00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:32,607
-Yeah.
-Karaoke's way more fun with a live band.

836
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,652
And I happen to play keyboard in--

837
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,445
So, your legacy will be...

838
00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:42,575
the keyboard playing, Arabic studying,
snowboarding handyman?

839
00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:45,787
-Honey, you're a mess.
-Or a Renaissance man.

840
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,081
I'll just...
I'm gonna get back to work, so...

841
00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:56,798
Let me take you out.

842
00:36:57,799 --> 00:36:58,967
Like a date.

843
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:01,261
I'm not, you know,

844
00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,972
a dinner-date kind of guy.

845
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,766
I'm more original with my game.

846
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:07,892
-Oh, really?
-Yeah.

847
00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:12,272
I just think it's probably too soon
for a ski weekend in Afghanistan, so...

848
00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:15,316
The whole playing-hard-to-get thing
really works well for you.

849
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,736
[chuckles] You've got a lot of balls.

850
00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:18,903
Nah.

851
00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:19,821
Just two.

852
00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:22,657
So corny.

853
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,784
Ugh. There you go.

854
00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:26,453
That word again.

855
00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:30,498
Look, make a list of everything
that's not corny,

856
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,375
so I can be cooler in the future.

857
00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:34,335
Oh, you've got it. What's your e-mail?

858
00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:38,298
akumenang.com

859
00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:41,301
-Twomicro...
-Massive--

860
00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:46,514
akumenang.com
akumenang.com

861
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:47,474
[Jamilah] OK. Got it.

862
00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:49,559
♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪

863
00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:51,311
♪ Baby, baby ♪

864
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:54,230
♪ Salt and Pepa's here
And we're in effect ♪

865
00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:57,108
♪ Want you to push it, babe
Cooling by day... ♪

866
00:37:57,192 --> 00:37:58,318
[hums into glass]

867
00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:01,780
♪ Let's go show the guys that we know ♪

868
00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:02,989
♪ How to become... ♪

869
00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:05,200
$2,100 at the door.

870
00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:06,993
Jam, will you gay-marry me?

871
00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:08,119
Yeah!

872
00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:10,705
I need more songs.

873
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,291
-[Jamilah] Behind the bar.
-I crossed out the Prince songs.

874
00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:16,586
Drunk assholes screeching Purple Rain
is no way to honor his memory.

875
00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:19,380
You missed my rendition of
Bitch Betta Have My Money.

876
00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:22,592
And calling it "epic"
would be a gross understatement.

877
00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:25,386
[cheering]

878
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:26,846
[crowd whooping]

879
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:29,557
Up next, Jamilah!

880
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,976
Please report to the stage.

881
00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:33,686
Jamilah.

882
00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:34,771
[Beth] Kill it, girl!

883
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,106
[crowd whooping]

884
00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:40,401
-Cute.
-[Kevin] I've been called worse.

885
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:41,361
So, what will it be?

886
00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:43,988
Shoop? Single Ladies?

887
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,699
Hmm? Well?

888
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,832
["Just What I Needed" by the Cars playing]

889
00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:55,083
[woman howls in approval]

890
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,292
I thought was corny?

891
00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:01,214
♪ I don't mind you coming here ♪

892
00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:05,218
♪ And wasting all my time, time ♪

893
00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:09,138
♪ 'Cause when you're standing oh so near ♪

894
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:13,017
♪ I kind of lose my mind, mind ♪

895
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:16,187
♪ It's not the perfume that you wear ♪

896
00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:20,525
♪ It's not the ribbons in your hair ♪

897
00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:23,736
♪ I don't mind you coming here ♪

898
00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,740
♪ And wasting all my time ♪

899
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,535
♪ I guess, you're just what I needed ♪

900
00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:32,412
♪ Just what I needed ♪

901
00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:35,456
♪ I needed someone to feed ♪

902
00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:38,459
♪ I guess, you're just what I needed ♪

903
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:39,794
♪ Just what I needed ♪

904
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:44,299
♪ I needed someone to bleed ♪

905
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,384
[Libby screams]

906
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:53,725
Hey. Quick second.
Stay away from my brother.

907
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:57,061
He falls really hard and really fast.
He just got out of a bad break-up.

908
00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:59,355
He doesn't need some rebound chick
heart-raping him.

909
00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:02,233
I have a boyfriend,
who's driven and successful--

910
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,068
Kevin is my best friend in the world.

911
00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:05,320
And if you hurt him,

912
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:08,281
I will wear your ass like a leg warmer.

913
00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,034
Great job up there!

914
00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:13,620
[laughs nervously]

915
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,333
[soft music playing]

916
00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:20,501
[sighs]

917
00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:22,921
[sighs]

918
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,131
[cell phone pings and buzzes]

919
00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:29,135
[sighs]

920
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,429
[Beth]
Jammer! Come to Fleck's with us tonight.

921
00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:35,433
It's Ladies' Night -
epic buzz for minimal ducats!

922
00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:36,768
Hmm...

923
00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:42,690
Maybe, but I'm kind of stressed.
Just want to chill. OK?

924
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:46,611
[Aisha] Hey, Jam. Sorors from Cornell
are in town tonight - dying to see you.

925
00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,821
Fleck's, at 11:00. Ladies night.

926
00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:49,948
Oh...

927
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:50,949
Uh...

928
00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:54,911
[Beth] Come, for reals!
SBBs are actually missing you!

929
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,120
Aw.

930
00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:59,540
[Aisha] Not to nag, but this MIA routine
is making girls feel some kind of way.

931
00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:01,751
[Dane] Beautiful brown boo!
My plans fell through.

932
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,419
You down for some spoken word tonight?

933
00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:04,337
Ew.

934
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,881
[Kevin]
You know, I've been thinking about you.

935
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:09,550
All good thoughts.
Well, mostly good thoughts.

936
00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:10,635
[Dane] Are you there?

937
00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:13,513
Childproof your thoughts, buddy.
I've got a boyfriend, remember?

938
00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,598
[Dane] What are you talking about?

939
00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:17,558
[Beth] I'll stop by on my way to Fleck's!

940
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:19,644
[Aisha] The sorors wanna
bring the party to you!

941
00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:21,896
[Dane] Are we role-playing again?
I'm coming over.

942
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,065
[Jamilah screams]

943
00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:25,233
God!

944
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:26,734
[cell phone pings]

945
00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:27,652
What?

946
00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:31,197
[Dean Berman] Grab me a cheeseburger pizza
and some bacon-wrapped onion rings.

947
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,782
It's Faturday night!

948
00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:33,700
[cell phone pings]

949
00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:35,994
[Dean Berman] Sorry, Bishop.
That was for the hubby.

950
00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:37,370
Do not judge my carb-loading.

951
00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:38,413
Weird.

952
00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:39,998
God!

953
00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:43,084
[feet stomping]

954
00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:50,008
OK. Hold that pose.
Throw your hand sign up.

955
00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:52,719
You've got to let people know
the koala bear is your emblem.

956
00:41:52,802 --> 00:41:55,763
This is an applause break and a chance
for you guys to catch your breath.

957
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:58,057
Also, you'll stop becoming moving targets.

958
00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:00,977
Get ready for projectiles:
hot dogs, sodas,

959
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,062
any aerodynamic concession, really.

960
00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:05,189
If they throw it,
they better be ready to catch it.

961
00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:08,484
-It doesn't matter. We are gonna kill it.
-[Jamilah] There's one more thing.

962
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:10,111
You guys need to get intense.

963
00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:15,491
[shouts] Gentlemen!

964
00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:18,202
[feet stomping]

965
00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,805
[shouts] Greetings from the brothers
of the rugged, the raucous,

966
00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:40,266
and oh-so-ruthless Rho Lambda Chapter!

967
00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:43,603
Rho Beta Mu fraternity, incorporated!

968
00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:46,939
[all shout] Rho, Beta, Beta, Beta Mu!

969
00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:48,608
[Beth squeals]

970
00:42:48,691 --> 00:42:50,109
[Amber whispers] Jesus Christ.

971
00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:52,236
Ladies, introduce yourselves!

972
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,780
-Amber.
-SBB!

973
00:42:53,863 --> 00:42:56,032
[Libby] I'm from Texas. I'm actually--

974
00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:57,408
-[Beth] Shh.
-Pitiful!

975
00:42:57,909 --> 00:43:00,036
Man, you all need to spit with some fire.

976
00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:03,206
Put some bass and gravel in your voice!

977
00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:05,583
You all can say some
whack-ass words all day,

978
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:07,835
but if you spit with some fire,

979
00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:10,046
it will make people's ass hair stand up!

980
00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:10,963
Hey.

981
00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:12,715
Their ass!

982
00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,552
[shouts] Make their ass hair... stand up!

983
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:21,432
Serious.

984
00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:22,767
Shut up!

985
00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:27,188
Say "Hello Kitty."

986
00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:30,650
-Are you hitting on me?
-I said, say "Hello Kitty!"

987
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,527
-Hello Kitty.
-Louder!

988
00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:34,070
Hello Kitty!

989
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,864
Not the back of your throat,
from the bottom of your ass!

990
00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:38,491
-[shouts] Hello Kitty!
-Louder!

991
00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:41,661
[screams] Hello Kitty!

992
00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,756
-Say "Honey Boo Boo!"
-Honey Boo Boo.

993
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,759
[shouts] Pull that Barbie
out of your butt, sis!

994
00:43:57,176 --> 00:44:00,096
[growls] Honey Boo Boo!

995
00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:09,063
-Chicken!
-Chicken!

996
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:10,064
-Tenders!
-Tenders!

997
00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:11,899
-Chicken tenders!
-Chicken tenders!

998
00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,359
I said, chicken tenders!

999
00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:15,778
[growls loudly] I said, chicken tenders!

1000
00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:18,906
Calm down, white girl.

1001
00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:25,163
Say "Chef Boyardee."

1002
00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:26,497
You've got to be kidding me.

1003
00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:29,208
Come on "Becky with the Good Hair!"
Say it like you mean it!

1004
00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:32,336
[shouts] Chef Boyardee, bitch!

1005
00:44:32,962 --> 00:44:35,715
Shit! Shit! Shit!

1006
00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:38,301
Shit, shit, shit!

1007
00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:39,844
[screams] Shit!

1008
00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:41,345
[growls]

1009
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:45,933
[Danielle sighs]

1010
00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:55,776
[growls] Yeah!

1011
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:59,113
[Beth continues growling]

1012
00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,867
[Beth pants]

1013
00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:06,162
[shouts] That's what I'm talking about!

1014
00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:07,914
Now, who are you?

1015
00:45:07,997 --> 00:45:09,999
[all shout] SBB!

1016
00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:10,958
I can't hear you!

1017
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:13,044
[all shout] SBB!

1018
00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:15,046
SBB!

1019
00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:17,423
SBB!

1020
00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:20,509
[drum music playing]

1021
00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:26,849
Yo!

1022
00:45:27,475 --> 00:45:29,352
-Jam. What's up, Dane?
-Hi.

1023
00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:32,229
-The white girls are stepping tonight.
-No!

1024
00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:36,943
If they wanna sample the black experience,
let them be slaves and step in chains,

1025
00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:39,487
and we'll knock 100 points
off their credit score.

1026
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,614
-See how they feel about that!
-[Cheryl] Aisha!

1027
00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:43,074
Yeah, I know, girl.

1028
00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:44,784
[Cheryl] What are you doing? Come on!

1029
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:46,077
They don't know, do they?

1030
00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:48,621
Lying to your own sorors.

1031
00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:49,538
Sad times.

1032
00:45:49,622 --> 00:45:52,792
Let's get through this, so I can go home
and fling myself off the balcony.

1033
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:54,585
[Dean Berman shouts] Bishop!

1034
00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:57,588
God, you're gonna feel really bad
when I have a heart attack.

1035
00:45:57,672 --> 00:46:00,758
Is that how you greet your boss?
Dane Hagley. It's a pleasure, sir.

1036
00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:02,426
I've heard such great things.

1037
00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:04,845
I'm proud of you
for marrying your life partner.

1038
00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:07,098
You're a brave soldier, in the war...

1039
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:08,891
on intolerance.

1040
00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:14,146
So, The Daily Orange is coming,
as well as some other local media.

1041
00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:16,440
-Hopefully, we'll get exposure.
-Fingers crossed.

1042
00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:19,485
Between the community service
and the step show, this might work.

1043
00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:21,487
If this doesn't work, we're screwed.

1044
00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:24,824
Sad times.

1045
00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:26,117
Sad times!

1046
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,453
[audience applauding]

1047
00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:31,122
Alright, Westcott.

1048
00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:32,331
Alright.

1049
00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:34,583
Remind me again
for whom I should be rooting?

1050
00:46:35,668 --> 00:46:39,338
-Root for whomever you want.
-Oh.

1051
00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:43,968
Up next,
we have one of the best step teams.

1052
00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:47,763
I do not think you are ready.

1053
00:46:47,847 --> 00:46:49,015
[Saundra] What's wrong?

1054
00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:52,226
[wails] Oh, oh, nothing. Nothing.
It's just my nervous cry.

1055
00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:56,397
It makes for really awkward job interviews
and first dates.

1056
00:46:57,064 --> 00:47:00,401
Damn. It doesn't take but a stiff breeze
to get a white girl crying.

1057
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:02,361
[cries] It's a serious condition!

1058
00:47:03,362 --> 00:47:06,449
Up next, it is our undefeated
stepping champions.

1059
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:09,618
It's the Biggie Smalls of stepping,

1060
00:47:09,702 --> 00:47:13,998
the lovely ladies of Theta Chi Phi!

1061
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:14,999
[cheering]

1062
00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:28,095
[whistle blowing]

1063
00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:30,765
[whistle blowing]

1064
00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,892
[all chant] ♪ T-H-E-T-A, rah! ♪

1065
00:47:32,975 --> 00:47:35,061
♪ T-H-E-T-A, rah! ♪

1066
00:47:35,144 --> 00:47:37,646
♪ T-H-E-T-A, rah! ♪

1067
00:47:37,730 --> 00:47:38,564
♪ Let's go! ♪

1068
00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:42,318
♪ Thetas, alright ♪

1069
00:47:42,401 --> 00:47:46,739
♪ Thetas, alright
Game time ♪

1070
00:47:46,822 --> 00:47:49,033
[audience cheering]

1071
00:47:49,116 --> 00:47:50,284
♪ Sta! ♪

1072
00:47:55,915 --> 00:47:56,957
♪ Sta! ♪

1073
00:47:58,084 --> 00:48:00,795
♪ Ah! ♪

1074
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:01,962
♪ Rah! ♪

1075
00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,380
[audience cheering]

1076
00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:06,509
[both whoop]

1077
00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:09,303
[all chant] ♪ Rep one-six
Hut, hut, hut, hut ♪

1078
00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:11,889
♪ Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut four ♪

1079
00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:14,225
♪ Theta's gonna come give you some more ♪

1080
00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:16,560
♪ Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut four ♪

1081
00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:18,646
♪ Theta's gonna come give you some more ♪

1082
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,149
[all hiss]

1083
00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:23,150
♪ Chi Phi ♪

1084
00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:26,028
[all hiss]

1085
00:48:26,112 --> 00:48:27,363
♪ Chi Phi ♪

1086
00:48:29,782 --> 00:48:30,866
♪ Chi Phi ♪

1087
00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:34,662
♪ Get some ♪

1088
00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:40,084
♪ Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut four ♪

1089
00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:41,961
♪ Theta's gonna come give you some more ♪

1090
00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:44,296
♪ Theta girls are lovely
We're so fine ♪

1091
00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:45,339
[audience cheering]

1092
00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:48,384
♪ Get some
Theta Chi Phi will blow your mind ♪

1093
00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:52,179
♪ Get some
Theta Chi Phi will blow your mind ♪

1094
00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:54,223
♪ Get some ♪

1095
00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:56,433
♪ Ooh! ♪

1096
00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:58,227
♪ Sta! ♪

1097
00:48:58,894 --> 00:48:59,728
♪ Let's go ♪

1098
00:48:59,812 --> 00:49:01,647
♪ Huh, huh, ha, ha ♪

1099
00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:03,399
♪ Panthers ♪

1100
00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:05,442
♪ Fourth down ♪

1101
00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:07,987
♪ Ah, rah! ♪

1102
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:13,117
♪ One-nine ♪

1103
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,451
♪ Sixteen ♪

1104
00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:15,452
♪ Say one-nine ♪

1105
00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:17,204
♪ Sixteen ♪

1106
00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:18,289
♪ Say one-nine ♪

1107
00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:19,832
♪ Sixteen ♪

1108
00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:20,958
♪ Say one-nine ♪

1109
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,501
♪ Sixteen ♪

1110
00:49:22,585 --> 00:49:24,587
[hip hop music playing]

1111
00:49:58,913 --> 00:50:02,208
Is the fire department here?
Because they just set this stage on fire!

1112
00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,710
Let me hear you make some noise
for those Thetas!

1113
00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:07,671
OK, Sigmas,
do we want to be the girls who bombed?

1114
00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:10,841
Or do you want to be the girls
that blew the roof off this bitch?

1115
00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:12,551
I wanna blow the roof off the bitch.

1116
00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:14,136
Yes, Libby.

1117
00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:16,305
[MC] We have a different flavor
going on today.

1118
00:50:16,722 --> 00:50:19,391
#TheyAreWhiteAsShit.

1119
00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:21,477
That's racist. She's being racist.

1120
00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:24,271
Black people can't be racist
to white people.

1121
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,440
Oh, my God. Never say that again.

1122
00:50:27,775 --> 00:50:29,026
Systemic racism.

1123
00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:30,402
Where the shit is Amber?

1124
00:50:30,486 --> 00:50:31,820
She's on her way.

1125
00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:34,740
Get your hot sauce in your bag swag,

1126
00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:37,701
because shit's about to get
real bland around here.

1127
00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:39,495
[Danielle] Alright.

1128
00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:41,789
-Put your hands together.
-Line, now.

1129
00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:43,415
Give it up for Sigma Beta Beta!

1130
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:46,001
[muted applause]

1131
00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:47,836
[audience member] Time for the rodeo!

1132
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,588
[audience member #2] Yee-haw, girl!

1133
00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:52,299
-Cowboys? That's cool. Yeah.
-What's wrong?

1134
00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:55,928
If there's any Native Americans in the
audience, they'd feel great about that.

1135
00:50:56,011 --> 00:50:57,972
It's not like it was a genocide
or anything!

1136
00:50:58,847 --> 00:51:00,683
[audience member #2]
Let's go, white girls!

1137
00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:06,188
[Danielle chants]
♪ SBB, we're repping ♪

1138
00:51:06,272 --> 00:51:07,690
[all chant] ♪ The purple and pink ♪

1139
00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:10,985
["Rich White Ladies" by Wimbledon playing]

1140
00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:15,406
♪ Uh, ooh
Uh, ooh ♪

1141
00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:20,035
♪ You are so bull-bullshit
We are so Wimbledon ♪

1142
00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:22,496
♪ You are so bull-bullshit ♪

1143
00:51:22,579 --> 00:51:24,456
[all chant] ♪ S-B-B, S-B-B, step ♪

1144
00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:26,667
♪ Koala-ah-ah-ah ♪

1145
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,168
♪ S-B-B, S-B-B, step ♪

1146
00:51:28,669 --> 00:51:30,421
♪ Koala-ah-ah-ah ♪

1147
00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:32,589
♪ S-B-B, S-B-B, step ♪

1148
00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:34,675
♪ Koala-ah-ah-ah ♪

1149
00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:36,635
♪ S-B-B, S-B-B, step ♪

1150
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,846
♪ Koala-ah-ah-ah ♪

1151
00:51:40,389 --> 00:51:43,100
♪ SBBs, when we get on the floor ♪

1152
00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:45,644
♪ Everybody knows we put on a show ♪

1153
00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:51,108
♪ Sigma Beta Beta ♪

1154
00:51:51,191 --> 00:51:53,027
♪ Sigma Beta Beta ♪

1155
00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,737
♪ Sigma Beta Beta ♪

1156
00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:57,573
♪ Koala ♪

1157
00:51:57,656 --> 00:51:59,241
[man] Corny!

1158
00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:01,076
[man laughing hysterically]

1159
00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:04,371
[audience muttering]

1160
00:52:04,455 --> 00:52:05,497
[man #2] Oh, she's late!

1161
00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:07,458
[Amber whispers] What?

1162
00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:09,835
We'll see... White-people time.

1163
00:52:10,377 --> 00:52:13,255
Thanks for joining us, Amber.
Really appreciate it!

1164
00:52:13,339 --> 00:52:16,383
[all chant] ♪ S-B-B ♪

1165
00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:17,676
♪ Lean ♪

1166
00:52:18,218 --> 00:52:19,553
[all groan]

1167
00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:20,888
[Danielle squeals]

1168
00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:22,556
[audience laughing]

1169
00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:23,807
Oh, my God.

1170
00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:25,225
Your god can't help you now.

1171
00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:26,894
[booing]

1172
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,354
[SBB muttering]

1173
00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:29,646
[Danielle groans]

1174
00:52:30,773 --> 00:52:33,525
[Danielle whispers] One, two, three, four.

1175
00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:37,237
[SBB chant] ♪ S-B-B ♪

1176
00:52:37,321 --> 00:52:40,074
[audience booing]

1177
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,742
♪ S-B-B ♪

1178
00:52:44,328 --> 00:52:45,371
♪ S-B-B ♪

1179
00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:47,998
Are you kidding me?

1180
00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:55,255
[SBB shriek]

1181
00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:57,758
[hip hop music playing]

1182
00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:00,094
[audience booing]

1183
00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:08,685
[woman] Girl, please!

1184
00:53:09,478 --> 00:53:10,687
Somebody stop them!

1185
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:25,744
[audience laughing]

1186
00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:28,247
It's a great job, babe.

1187
00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:29,706
Congratulations.

1188
00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:34,461
Well, that was an experience.

1189
00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:36,338
Dean Berman,

1190
00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:40,008
I'd like to formally request
sobriety tests for all those young ladies,

1191
00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:43,011
because there's no way they came out here
and did that sober.

1192
00:53:43,095 --> 00:53:45,681
And then the girl fell at the end.

1193
00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:47,307
What did she trip on? Life?

1194
00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:50,811
Let's give it up
for our sisters in Christ,

1195
00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:54,148
Sigma Beta We-Don't-Have-Rhythm-eta!

1196
00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:57,860
Iggy Azalea, come on down.
Get your back out there.

1197
00:53:57,943 --> 00:53:59,528
At least it's for breast cancer.

1198
00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:00,612
Oh, my God.

1199
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:02,322
[Dean Berman] Bishop!

1200
00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:06,243
SBB couldn't even nail
their dance routine?

1201
00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:07,744
I'm pulling their charter.

1202
00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:10,456
-Dean Berman, wait--
-I can see the hashtags already.

1203
00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:12,374
#BlackSteppersMatter.

1204
00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:14,585
#SteppersSoWhite.

1205
00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:18,005
-We're lucky we didn't have a race riot.
-You're overreacting. Shocker.

1206
00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:21,675
Please be patient. I promise
I will show you what SBB is capable of.

1207
00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:23,218
It didn't work. It's over, Bishop.

1208
00:54:26,805 --> 00:54:29,266
Let's go.
I am so not in the mood to socialize.

1209
00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:31,101
Wow. It's come to this, huh?

1210
00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:33,353
Cowering to avoid your own betrayal?

1211
00:54:33,979 --> 00:54:36,064
[whispers] OK, you are being super judgy.

1212
00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:37,441
Sorry, "super judgy"?

1213
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,651
Jesus, you're becoming one of them.

1214
00:54:39,735 --> 00:54:42,404
Don't forget you had a brain
before these Beckys turned you.

1215
00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:45,115
Oh, what, you actually care about SBB?

1216
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:46,492
Enough to help, yeah.

1217
00:54:46,575 --> 00:54:49,745
This is serious.
You've abetted the latest cultural theft.

1218
00:54:49,828 --> 00:54:52,915
Well, get ready for white,
WASP-y step shows to sweep the nation.

1219
00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:55,542
Blond ponytails swinging,
stomping off beat...

1220
00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:57,753
What's up, brother?
Catch you later. Good looks.

1221
00:54:57,836 --> 00:55:00,297
Now whitey can add stepping
to the long list of things

1222
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:03,258
we've stolen from black culture,
including jazz, rock and roll,

1223
00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:04,718
those beaded vacation cornrows.

1224
00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:06,595
OK, that is on you, Slugworth.

1225
00:55:10,682 --> 00:55:11,850
We need to break up.

1226
00:55:11,934 --> 00:55:15,395
No, we don't need to break up. I got us
tickets to the New Edition reunion tour.

1227
00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:16,813
Dane, you're never on my side.

1228
00:55:16,897 --> 00:55:19,149
I didn't see it before
because you look great on paper.

1229
00:55:19,233 --> 00:55:22,194
You're smart, handsome,
you don't have that weird white-boy smell.

1230
00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:23,278
White-boy smell?

1231
00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:27,115
It's like old leather couch and wet dog
and hair gel and...

1232
00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:28,116
It doesn't matter.

1233
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,495
I'm done being proof
of how liberal you are.

1234
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,330
That's what your Prius is for.

1235
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,628
Beaded vacation cornrows?

1236
00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:40,837
Really?

1237
00:55:48,095 --> 00:55:49,888
[soft rock music playing]

1238
00:55:58,021 --> 00:56:01,191
Well, I guess we all know
who's responsible for all this.

1239
00:56:01,275 --> 00:56:03,110
-Dean Berman?
-Miss Libby.

1240
00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:06,738
Enough with the slut-shaming.
What are you, a virgin?

1241
00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:08,031
Yes. I'm a Catholic.

1242
00:56:08,824 --> 00:56:11,201
-Stop fighting.
-The white girls crashed and burned.

1243
00:56:11,285 --> 00:56:13,328
The ones who were there
when the show started?

1244
00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:14,538
They did just fine.

1245
00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:17,332
It's a shame that I was the only one
who took this seriously.

1246
00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:18,542
[Amber] Are you kidding me?

1247
00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:20,544
[shouting]

1248
00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:22,671
Stop! Stop!

1249
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:24,798
This is a shit show!

1250
00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:27,467
Right? We would have been fine
if you had showed up on time--

1251
00:56:27,551 --> 00:56:29,553
No! I'm talking about your sorority!

1252
00:56:30,721 --> 00:56:34,266
Nobody respects you guys
because you don't respect each other.

1253
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:37,394
There is zero sisterhood here.

1254
00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:41,982
Danielle, why did you choose
these girls at rush?

1255
00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:43,358
Why did you choose Amber?

1256
00:56:43,442 --> 00:56:46,987
Because I knew if we ever needed help
dropping and-or popping it,

1257
00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:48,280
we'd have an instructor.

1258
00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:50,407
What about my face
is giving you joke time?

1259
00:56:58,206 --> 00:56:59,458
She was a tough broad.

1260
00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:02,544
In a campus full of girly-girls,

1261
00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:03,462
I thought...

1262
00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:07,215
well, here is this badass chick
who's wicked smart,

1263
00:57:07,299 --> 00:57:09,968
sees through bullshit,
and plays by her own rules.

1264
00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,637
I respected that.

1265
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:12,763
[Jamilah] OK.

1266
00:57:13,930 --> 00:57:15,265
What about Saundra?

1267
00:57:16,224 --> 00:57:17,225
Saundra's...

1268
00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:19,144
unique.

1269
00:57:20,771 --> 00:57:21,980
And fashionable.

1270
00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:25,275
She had a bad experience
with another sorority.

1271
00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:27,027
I knew their loss was our gain.

1272
00:57:27,527 --> 00:57:30,238
OK. This is great. And Libby?

1273
00:57:30,322 --> 00:57:32,366
-Her father's very wealthy.
-Come on.

1274
00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:34,409
I don't know!

1275
00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:35,327
She's...

1276
00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:37,496
like an innocent little redneck.

1277
00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:39,081
That's not a compliment. That hurt.

1278
00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:43,585
No, no. I knew that other houses
would try to turn her into a New Yorker.

1279
00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:49,633
She needed a place where she could
let her confederate flag fly.

1280
00:57:49,716 --> 00:57:51,218
Uh-uh. No.

1281
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:53,095
-Not literally.
-[Saundra] Not at all.

1282
00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:55,889
And me?

1283
00:57:59,685 --> 00:58:02,729
I know saying nice things about me
gives you the squirts,

1284
00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:05,065
but you're kind of on a roll.

1285
00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:11,196
You were an insurance policy.

1286
00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:15,867
I knew that...

1287
00:58:17,202 --> 00:58:21,039
if I ever had a bad day for the rest
of my time during college...

1288
00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:24,251
that you'd be there to cheer me up.

1289
00:58:25,752 --> 00:58:29,715
Your positivity is as infectious
as it is nauseating.

1290
00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:31,925
Thank you.

1291
00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:34,553
Eyelashes are gonna pop off.

1292
00:58:35,429 --> 00:58:37,305
Oh, my God, you guys.

1293
00:58:39,057 --> 00:58:40,434
There's real love here.

1294
00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:43,061
You've got to use it.

1295
00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:47,357
This doesn't have to be the end.

1296
00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:50,610
There's a way that you guys
can prove to the Greeks

1297
00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:52,320
and the rest of the school -

1298
00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:54,197
hell, to yourselves -

1299
00:58:54,281 --> 00:58:57,034
that you are some badass,
stepping-ass bitches.

1300
00:58:57,451 --> 00:59:00,287
That you are a real sorority
and a force to be reckoned with.

1301
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:01,413
How can we do that?

1302
00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:05,250
We donate $100,000
to the 40th Street Community Center.

1303
00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:07,878
It's Dean Berman's favorite charity.

1304
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,297
All we have to do...

1305
00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:12,716
is win Steptacular.

1306
00:59:12,799 --> 00:59:14,801
It's the regional step show
I told you about.

1307
00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:16,762
First prize is a hundred grand.

1308
00:59:16,845 --> 00:59:19,639
We didn't even place
at a student step show.

1309
00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:23,643
-How are we gonna win at a regional one?
-You choked because your teamwork sucked.

1310
00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:27,814
Trust me, if you get that back,
if you build up the sisterhood,

1311
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:29,775
I promise you have a real shot.

1312
00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:32,986
I say, hell yeah. I mean, all in favor?

1313
00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:35,947
Excuse me. I am the president.
I will conduct the votes.

1314
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,326
Look, we had a good run.

1315
00:59:39,951 --> 00:59:41,787
Let's just quit while we're ahead.

1316
00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:50,295
For the record, when this goes to shit,
I told you so.

1317
00:59:50,378 --> 00:59:52,798
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

1318
00:59:52,881 --> 00:59:56,051
[SBB chattering]

1319
00:59:56,134 --> 00:59:57,636
[Beth] I love you. You're the best.

1320
00:59:57,719 --> 00:59:58,887
[Amber] Sometimes...

1321
00:59:58,970 --> 01:00:00,263
-Cheers.
-[Beth] She loves us.

1322
01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:01,473
[Jamilah] Hey.

1323
01:00:02,057 --> 01:00:03,642
-Hi.
-Leaving after one drink?

1324
01:00:03,725 --> 01:00:05,018
Are you sure you're an SBB?

1325
01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:06,895
I know, right?

1326
01:00:06,978 --> 01:00:08,480
Nah, I've got to go.

1327
01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:10,649
-But thanks.
-Oh, OK.

1328
01:00:17,656 --> 01:00:18,573
Hey, Beth.

1329
01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:21,618
-Can I borrow your phone?
-You bet.

1330
01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:26,498
[cell phone beeping]

1331
01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:38,009
Thanks. Good night.

1332
01:00:42,514 --> 01:00:43,348
Hey.

1333
01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:46,977
Want to chat?

1334
01:00:50,272 --> 01:00:52,816
When you bounce from foster home
to foster home, a...

1335
01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:56,570
a sorority feels like a stable family.

1336
01:00:57,529 --> 01:01:01,199
I didn't tell the girls because
I didn't want to be an SBB charity case.

1337
01:01:02,951 --> 01:01:04,452
Yeah, but stripping?

1338
01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:07,289
Why not just bartend at Fleck's like Beth?

1339
01:01:07,372 --> 01:01:09,666
I make a thousand dollars a night.

1340
01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:11,126
Are they hiring?

1341
01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:16,590
I'm sorry you've been
going through all this.

1342
01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:19,801
What, you think white girls
can't struggle?

1343
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:22,179
The struggle is real.

1344
01:01:26,892 --> 01:01:28,685
Please tell me your stripper name.

1345
01:01:29,311 --> 01:01:30,145
Bob.

1346
01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:37,527
[Jamilah] OK, this is a teamwork exercise.

1347
01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:40,280
Your arms will stay linked up,
no matter what.

1348
01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:43,909
Your sisterhood is your bond.
Do not let it break.

1349
01:01:44,492 --> 01:01:46,494
Not ready! I'm not ready! Oh, my God!

1350
01:01:46,578 --> 01:01:49,706
-[Danielle] Oh, Libby!
-I'm sorry. I got so scared.

1351
01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:51,124
You need to look nasty...

1352
01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:55,253
Furious. Demonic. This is your haka.

1353
01:01:55,337 --> 01:01:57,255
[shouts] This is your war cry.

1354
01:01:57,339 --> 01:01:58,590
[screaming]

1355
01:01:58,673 --> 01:02:00,884
-[Jamilah] Guys!
-[Danielle] That was aggressive.

1356
01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:02,802
[shouts] Scare them broads
off your island.

1357
01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:04,721
Because this... This is your island.

1358
01:02:04,804 --> 01:02:05,805
-Yeah!
-Yeah!

1359
01:02:06,348 --> 01:02:08,308
SBB Island!

1360
01:02:11,269 --> 01:02:13,897
[SBB chant loudly] SBB Island!

1361
01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:15,774
SBB Island!

1362
01:02:15,857 --> 01:02:18,568
-SBB Island!
-Come on!

1363
01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:19,736
[Beth grunts]

1364
01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:22,656
[screaming]

1365
01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:25,492
[Rho Beta Mu guy]
Can I get an "ugly" on three?

1366
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:27,369
-One, two, three.
-[SBB] Ugly!

1367
01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:28,870
Alright!

1368
01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:31,665
[screaming]

1369
01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:34,417
[Danielle yells] We're bonding here!

1370
01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:37,379
Get him! Get his nuts!

1371
01:02:37,462 --> 01:02:39,756
[Jamilah] No, guys! No! No biting!

1372
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:50,058
Word on the street is that you sent
White Malcolm X packing.

1373
01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:51,893
Should I believe the streets?

1374
01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:56,648
-You can this time.
-[Kevin] Perfect.

1375
01:02:56,731 --> 01:03:00,694
Because I have planned
possibly the sickest date

1376
01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,279
in the history of courtship.

1377
01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:04,906
But it's time sensitive,
so we should get going.

1378
01:03:05,323 --> 01:03:06,908
OK, I'll just go change.

1379
01:03:06,992 --> 01:03:09,077
No need.
You won't be wearing that outfit for long.

1380
01:03:09,577 --> 01:03:10,412
Presumptuous.

1381
01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:13,331
-And dead wrong.
-Not like that.

1382
01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:14,791
It's just,

1383
01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:17,752
the best date ever requires...

1384
01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:20,297
a little wardrobe change.

1385
01:03:24,884 --> 01:03:27,178
[hip hop music playing]

1386
01:03:34,060 --> 01:03:36,271
Well played, Harris.

1387
01:03:36,938 --> 01:03:38,064
Very original.

1388
01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:39,024
[Kevin] Yeah.

1389
01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:04,924
So...

1390
01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:08,636
What are your Theta girls gonna say
now that you're out of the nerd closet?

1391
01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:12,599
This is not an image I plan on projecting
to my Thetas.

1392
01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:16,561
You know, it's like there's this
awesome chick inside you, right?

1393
01:04:16,644 --> 01:04:18,271
But then on the surface,

1394
01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:21,483
it's like work, success, motivation...

1395
01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:22,650
You wouldn't understand.

1396
01:04:22,734 --> 01:04:24,444
-You have white parents.
-What is that--

1397
01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:28,406
Bougie black parents are tough. Perfect
black girls did not read comic books.

1398
01:04:28,948 --> 01:04:30,950
I had to steal them from my guy friends.

1399
01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:33,536
I don't know.

1400
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:39,376
It's like I got so good at doing exactly
what I was supposed to do that...

1401
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,130
it didn't really leave time
to find a passion.

1402
01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:46,007
You could always be a zombie slayer.

1403
01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:48,551
Relax.

1404
01:04:49,094 --> 01:04:50,136
You'll figure it out.

1405
01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:53,306
It's that simple, huh?

1406
01:04:54,349 --> 01:04:55,350
It can be.

1407
01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:03,817
So, why are you single?

1408
01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:06,152
Uh...

1409
01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:11,616
Every girl I tried to date
was crazy, flaky,

1410
01:05:11,699 --> 01:05:13,743
and in the last case,

1411
01:05:14,202 --> 01:05:15,036
a lesbian.

1412
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,246
I feel her pain.

1413
01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:19,124
Me too.

1414
01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:20,792
So...

1415
01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:22,127
Actually,

1416
01:05:22,210 --> 01:05:23,670
I have a confession to make.

1417
01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:26,256
I am...

1418
01:05:26,548 --> 01:05:27,382
sane,

1419
01:05:28,174 --> 01:05:29,801
I'm dependable

1420
01:05:30,885 --> 01:05:31,761
and mostly...

1421
01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:34,973
heterosexual.

1422
01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:44,816
[party guests growling like zombies]

1423
01:05:53,575 --> 01:05:56,786
[thumping]

1424
01:05:56,870 --> 01:06:00,248
[glass rattling]

1425
01:06:00,915 --> 01:06:03,042
[glass smashing]

1426
01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:04,627
[banging on door]

1427
01:06:06,171 --> 01:06:07,630
I'm from Kappa next door.

1428
01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:09,674
You shook our house.

1429
01:06:09,757 --> 01:06:12,844
We lost a row of
totally irreplaceable shot glasses.

1430
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:16,222
Hello? I was talking to you!

1431
01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:17,348
I think you're ready.

1432
01:06:18,099 --> 01:06:19,100
What?

1433
01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:20,143
[Beth squeals]

1434
01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:22,353
[Danielle] Oh, my God.
I need a shower now.

1435
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:24,397
[Amber] My boobs are sweaty.

1436
01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:37,160
[Jamilah] Hey.

1437
01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:39,245
What's up, ladies?

1438
01:06:41,956 --> 01:06:43,958
Well, this is one lame surprise party.

1439
01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:47,670
Mom?

1440
01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:48,880
Soror Yvonne.

1441
01:06:49,797 --> 01:06:52,008
I am not calling you "Soror Yvonne."

1442
01:06:52,091 --> 01:06:55,053
Did you violate the sanctity
of our sisterhood?

1443
01:06:55,970 --> 01:07:00,808
Have you betrayed all of your black,
Greek brothers and sisters?

1444
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,063
Those are very abstract questions.

1445
01:07:05,146 --> 01:07:06,606
Oh, so you think this is funny?

1446
01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:08,024
Well, let me remind you.

1447
01:07:08,107 --> 01:07:13,446
Our organizations were founded
to create community where there was none,

1448
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:16,366
built upon sisterhood,

1449
01:07:16,449 --> 01:07:18,743
in a world that did not welcome us.

1450
01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:21,037
And over a hundred years,

1451
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:23,623
we have stood the test of time.

1452
01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:24,832
This is your fault!

1453
01:07:24,916 --> 01:07:27,377
-My--
-Yes! You and Dad screwed me with Harvard.

1454
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:29,295
This has nothing to do with family.

1455
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,339
Well, I didn't start this conversation,

1456
01:07:31,422 --> 01:07:33,466
and I damn sure didn't send for you.

1457
01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:36,219
Sorry it's not going the way you planned,
Soror Yvonne.

1458
01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:53,570
You do not deserve to wear our letters.

1459
01:08:01,869 --> 01:08:03,663
You lied to my face.

1460
01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:07,041
We don't get down with you anymore,
so when you see us around...

1461
01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:08,626
keep walking.

1462
01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:10,044
-Aisha--
-[Aisha] I don't care.

1463
01:08:10,128 --> 01:08:11,963
Why don't you just run to the SBBs?

1464
01:08:12,046 --> 01:08:14,924
They're not your sorors.
They're not your friends.

1465
01:08:15,717 --> 01:08:16,968
You're the help.

1466
01:08:17,051 --> 01:08:18,845
That's how those bitches look at you.

1467
01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:21,055
And that's how
they will always look at you.

1468
01:08:22,348 --> 01:08:24,726
Actions have consequences, Jamilah.

1469
01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:28,813
Why don't you just step?

1470
01:08:39,824 --> 01:08:40,825
[door shutting]

1471
01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:54,839
When you took this job,

1472
01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:57,508
I told you that
even though you're still a student,

1473
01:08:58,217 --> 01:09:00,094
you represent this office.

1474
01:09:00,178 --> 01:09:01,012
Of course.

1475
01:09:03,264 --> 01:09:05,183
Then why am I seeing these?

1476
01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:06,976
[Jamilah] Oh...

1477
01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,187
God. Oh.

1478
01:09:11,773 --> 01:09:13,274
I wasn't in the twerk pyramid.

1479
01:09:16,486 --> 01:09:18,696
-God.
-What were you thinking?

1480
01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:21,991
-I know this looks really bad--
-I'm sorry. I have to fire you.

1481
01:09:22,075 --> 01:09:24,285
And Nick and I can't endorse you
to Harvard.

1482
01:09:25,036 --> 01:09:26,162
Not now.

1483
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:33,294
[soft music playing]

1484
01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:45,556
[muted chanting]

1485
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:47,392
[echoing] Yo, Jam. What do you think?

1486
01:09:49,268 --> 01:09:50,186
[Libby] Jamilah?

1487
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:52,271
What's wrong, honey?

1488
01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:58,277
I got fired.

1489
01:09:58,361 --> 01:09:59,237
What?

1490
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,697
-What happened?
-No!

1491
01:10:03,324 --> 01:10:06,327
Dean Berman found pictures of me
partying here, with you guys,

1492
01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:07,787
and I'm an employee, so...

1493
01:10:07,870 --> 01:10:09,789
So we're gonna do something about this.

1494
01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:11,833
-Like what?
-I don't know. Give me 40 seconds.

1495
01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:14,961
-I don't have these things chambered.
-Wait, how did he get the pictures?

1496
01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:15,920
Aisha.

1497
01:10:16,587 --> 01:10:17,964
-What?
-She did not!

1498
01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:20,967
SBB isn't the only sorority
with internal drama.

1499
01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:23,636
Yeah, but you're not gonna
beez out on us, right?

1500
01:10:27,515 --> 01:10:28,641
[Jamilah] Um...

1501
01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:30,268
Listen, guys, I--

1502
01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:34,313
I only have one class left,
and I can finish it online.

1503
01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:35,815
So...

1504
01:10:36,357 --> 01:10:39,569
So I'm gonna go back to Philly
and figure out my next move.

1505
01:10:39,652 --> 01:10:42,613
-What? We're not done choreographing.
-Steptacular is ten days away.

1506
01:10:42,697 --> 01:10:44,657
What are we supposed to do
without our captain?

1507
01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:45,992
Danielle is your captain.

1508
01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:48,077
It will be fine. You guys know this stuff.

1509
01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:50,747
You don't have a job.
Just stay with us until Steptacular.

1510
01:10:50,830 --> 01:10:52,415
-I really can't.
-This is bullshit.

1511
01:10:52,498 --> 01:10:54,542
I don't have time for this, you guys!

1512
01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:56,753
I have spent every minute on SBB.

1513
01:10:56,836 --> 01:10:59,797
-Now, I have no job, my sorors hate me--
-And that's our fault?

1514
01:10:59,881 --> 01:11:01,799
My life was perfect before coaching SBB.

1515
01:11:01,883 --> 01:11:03,843
This is obviously
the worst mistake I've made.

1516
01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:05,178
Wow.

1517
01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:08,681
You spout out this sisterhood shit,
and then you bail when we need you?

1518
01:11:09,015 --> 01:11:10,057
What was in it for you?

1519
01:11:10,141 --> 01:11:13,060
So you and the Thetas could just laugh
at a bunch of dumb white girls?

1520
01:11:13,144 --> 01:11:16,022
-Hello! We're not all white girls.
-To get closer to my brother?

1521
01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:17,899
To boost your resume for Harvard?

1522
01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:22,653
Was...

1523
01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:24,906
Was it for Harvard?

1524
01:11:24,989 --> 01:11:25,948
Harvard?

1525
01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:29,827
Yeah, Jamilah wants to go to Harvard Law.

1526
01:11:30,745 --> 01:11:32,955
And Dean Berman is an alum.

1527
01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:35,374
And so, what?

1528
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:39,754
You worked out a deal that
if you tame some crazy white girls,

1529
01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:41,964
he'd put in a good word?

1530
01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:45,092
I figured everybody wins.

1531
01:11:45,176 --> 01:11:47,386
I get to go to law school,
your charter is safe,

1532
01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:49,180
the community center gets money.

1533
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:50,640
[Amber] You know what?

1534
01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:52,475
You're an asshole.

1535
01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:54,101
And I am done with you.

1536
01:12:11,577 --> 01:12:13,079
You're a goddam phony.

1537
01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:18,793
Freshman year,
I went to a Theta informational meeting.

1538
01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:22,964
My mother and my grandmother,
they're both Thetas.

1539
01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:27,218
But you guys rejected me
because I was too whitewashed.

1540
01:12:32,682 --> 01:12:33,683
I didn't realize.

1541
01:12:33,766 --> 01:12:34,851
It's fine.

1542
01:12:36,602 --> 01:12:38,062
I dodged a bullet.

1543
01:12:38,729 --> 01:12:40,356
SBB is not perfect.

1544
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:44,151
But at least we judge on actions
and not stereotypes.

1545
01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:48,364
We're better off without you...

1546
01:12:48,906 --> 01:12:49,782
sis.

1547
01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:56,622
Long-distance things
don't work all the time.

1548
01:12:57,707 --> 01:12:59,500
Neither do airbags.

1549
01:13:01,335 --> 01:13:03,212
I just have to do what's best for me.

1550
01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:08,259
Only problem is just that

1551
01:13:08,342 --> 01:13:11,762
you have no idea what that is.

1552
01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:44,253
[tires squealing]

1553
01:13:45,129 --> 01:13:46,172
[gasps]

1554
01:13:46,255 --> 01:13:47,173
[Jamilah] What the--

1555
01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:49,467
OK.
You messed with the wrong bitch today!

1556
01:13:55,056 --> 01:13:56,390
What the hell is wrong with you?

1557
01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:58,851
I thought you were a crazy person.
Obviously, I was right.

1558
01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:00,519
I sent the pictures to Dean Berman.

1559
01:14:02,229 --> 01:14:03,522
[Taser crackling]

1560
01:14:03,606 --> 01:14:07,485
I thought you'd get into a little trouble
and we could bail on Steptacular,

1561
01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:09,153
and I could get SBB back in order.

1562
01:14:09,236 --> 01:14:10,488
I was trying to protect Kevin!

1563
01:14:10,571 --> 01:14:13,616
I do not believe this shit!
After everything I did for you?

1564
01:14:13,699 --> 01:14:15,743
In all fairness, you did it for yourself.

1565
01:14:15,826 --> 01:14:18,579
Actually, it was me. It was me!
It was all me!

1566
01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:20,206
[Taser crackling]

1567
01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:21,832
[whispers] You are so pretty.

1568
01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:28,673
[Taser stops crackling]

1569
01:14:29,215 --> 01:14:30,424
Please come back.

1570
01:14:31,592 --> 01:14:32,635
[Taser crackles]

1571
01:14:34,178 --> 01:14:35,346
SBB needs you.

1572
01:14:35,972 --> 01:14:39,767
You may not actually be an SBB,
but you're still one of our sisters.

1573
01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:41,602
I was your coach!

1574
01:14:42,019 --> 01:14:42,853
Your...

1575
01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:44,897
Your friend.

1576
01:14:45,272 --> 01:14:47,566
Not your sister.
It doesn't work like that.

1577
01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:50,444
I thought Steptacular was a bad idea
from the beginning. I admit it.

1578
01:14:50,945 --> 01:14:52,697
But the girls really want to do it...

1579
01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:54,240
together.

1580
01:14:55,449 --> 01:14:56,909
Please, stay.

1581
01:14:57,660 --> 01:14:59,036
Help us be better sisters.

1582
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:02,748
You said it yourself: there's no better
feeling than helping people who need it.

1583
01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:10,047
I...

1584
01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:12,466
am not...

1585
01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:14,093
the help!

1586
01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:22,893
I'm pretty sure I said, "Keep walking,"

1587
01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:24,103
yet here you are.

1588
01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:25,980
I came to say goodbye.

1589
01:15:26,397 --> 01:15:27,481
And to apologize.

1590
01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:29,567
I screwed up.

1591
01:15:30,401 --> 01:15:33,279
Just for fun, you know, come in. Come in.

1592
01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:36,032
I'd love to hear this, just for fun.
How did you screw up?

1593
01:15:36,574 --> 01:15:37,825
[sighs]

1594
01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:40,119
-I lied to you.
-Uh-huh.

1595
01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:43,330
And I bailed on SBB.

1596
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:45,374
And...

1597
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,752
I disappointed my parents.

1598
01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:50,963
You know what? Take that off the list.
That doesn't bother me.

1599
01:15:51,047 --> 01:15:54,675
Do you even hear yourself?
Those are all the same problem.

1600
01:15:54,759 --> 01:15:55,885
You're a user.

1601
01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:58,429
I am not a user.

1602
01:15:58,512 --> 01:16:01,432
You used SBB and Dean Berman
to get into Harvard.

1603
01:16:02,308 --> 01:16:03,642
And to be honest, Jamilah,

1604
01:16:03,726 --> 01:16:06,979
I always thought you've been
using Theta for years

1605
01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:08,397
to prove how black you are.

1606
01:16:14,445 --> 01:16:15,321
OK.

1607
01:16:17,823 --> 01:16:18,908
Yeah.

1608
01:16:19,492 --> 01:16:20,409
I did.

1609
01:16:20,493 --> 01:16:21,702
I joined a black sorority

1610
01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:25,998
because I wanted people
to stop calling me "white girl" or "Oreo."

1611
01:16:26,624 --> 01:16:28,417
I admit that was the wrong reason.

1612
01:16:28,959 --> 01:16:30,795
You have to understand. I...

1613
01:16:30,878 --> 01:16:33,714
I love Theta. I love my sorors.

1614
01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:37,468
You let them take stepping from us.

1615
01:16:37,551 --> 01:16:39,470
Aisha, white people said the same thing

1616
01:16:39,553 --> 01:16:41,764
about Tiger Woods
and the Williams sisters.

1617
01:16:41,847 --> 01:16:44,016
We said the same thing about Eminem.

1618
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,851
Races can't own things.

1619
01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:53,818
I give up.

1620
01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:10,584
[in-car message system over speaker]
Text from Beth.

1621
01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:15,965
[sighs]

1622
01:17:16,924 --> 01:17:21,095
[in-car message system]
So much for "Perfection over excellence,

1623
01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:23,264
sister over self."

1624
01:17:23,347 --> 01:17:26,350
#WeakPeopleQuit.

1625
01:17:26,433 --> 01:17:27,935
[sighs]

1626
01:17:31,605 --> 01:17:32,940
[sighs]

1627
01:17:33,023 --> 01:17:35,359
[tires squealing]

1628
01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:41,115
[male host on TV]
I am in love with my Meat Genie.

1629
01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:43,200
[female host]
You're going to love it even more.

1630
01:17:43,284 --> 01:17:44,785
Look what it can do now!

1631
01:17:44,869 --> 01:17:47,037
Giant, hefty man-sized sandwiches.

1632
01:17:47,121 --> 01:17:50,791
Golden, fluffy pancakes, quiches,
and pot pies, too.

1633
01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:53,169
[male host]
You've improved what was already perfect.

1634
01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:54,503
[female host] It gets better.

1635
01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:56,881
You aren't winning shit,
sitting around like this.

1636
01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:00,968
Listen.

1637
01:18:01,927 --> 01:18:03,846
I don't have a job, or a man,

1638
01:18:04,263 --> 01:18:05,556
or a shot at law school.

1639
01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:08,184
But I'm here
because I believe you guys can win.

1640
01:18:09,602 --> 01:18:10,853
So, either prove me wrong,

1641
01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:14,398
or get your asses in gear,
because we have a step show in one week.

1642
01:18:23,782 --> 01:18:25,534
You never took off your workout clothes.

1643
01:18:30,122 --> 01:18:31,749
-Alright, alright.
-[Beth] Thank you.

1644
01:18:31,832 --> 01:18:32,917
[Jamilah] Alright.

1645
01:18:34,793 --> 01:18:36,003
I know you missed me.

1646
01:18:38,839 --> 01:18:39,798
Hey.

1647
01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:44,220
Listen.

1648
01:18:45,387 --> 01:18:46,472
Theta missed out.

1649
01:18:47,598 --> 01:18:49,225
You'd have been a great soror.

1650
01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:53,562
But I'll settle for a friend.

1651
01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:56,857
Let's win, sis.

1652
01:18:57,608 --> 01:19:00,611
["CRZY" by Kehlani playing]

1653
01:19:02,196 --> 01:19:04,448
♪ Everything I do
I do it with a passion ♪

1654
01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:08,452
♪ If I've got to be
I'm gonna be a bad one ♪

1655
01:19:09,536 --> 01:19:11,330
♪ Crazy ♪

1656
01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:14,959
♪ Live for the challenge
Only make me stronger ♪

1657
01:19:15,042 --> 01:19:18,545
♪ One more reason to turn up on them ♪

1658
01:19:18,629 --> 01:19:22,633
♪ I go, I go, I go, I go crazy ♪

1659
01:19:24,301 --> 01:19:25,135
♪ Crazy ♪

1660
01:19:25,219 --> 01:19:26,428
[groaning]

1661
01:19:26,512 --> 01:19:27,763
OK!

1662
01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:28,931
[panting]

1663
01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:31,600
You guys look good.
Let me see it one more time from the top.

1664
01:19:31,684 --> 01:19:32,685
[all] No!

1665
01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:35,771
Goddamnit.
We have been doing this all night!

1666
01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:37,815
Oh, I think I gave myself a hemorrhoid.

1667
01:19:37,898 --> 01:19:38,983
OK, fine. Take five.

1668
01:19:42,069 --> 01:19:43,529
Hey, can I talk to you for a second?

1669
01:19:45,656 --> 01:19:46,657
It's Kevin.

1670
01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:50,369
I haven't seen him this upset
since they canceled Star Trek: Voyager.

1671
01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:51,328
Is he sad about me?

1672
01:19:51,412 --> 01:19:54,373
Or is he sad that his sister
tried to sabotage his girlfriend?

1673
01:19:56,875 --> 01:19:59,169
-I said the "G" word.
-Yeah, you did.

1674
01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:03,299
Do you think he'd talk to me?

1675
01:20:08,846 --> 01:20:09,680
Get out of here.

1676
01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:11,098
Yes, ma'am.

1677
01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:21,859
[snoring]

1678
01:20:23,193 --> 01:20:25,946
["Just What I Needed" by The Cars
playing over speakers outside]

1679
01:20:26,030 --> 01:20:27,156
[groans]

1680
01:20:29,867 --> 01:20:30,909
What...

1681
01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:34,997
[playing over speakers]
♪ I don't mind you coming here ♪

1682
01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:38,000
♪ And wasting all my time ♪

1683
01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:42,880
♪ 'Cause when you're standing oh so near ♪

1684
01:20:43,881 --> 01:20:45,758
♪ I kind of lose my mind... ♪

1685
01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:47,259
Look, Kevin.

1686
01:20:48,302 --> 01:20:50,095
I've always been good at everything.

1687
01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:52,598
Very little in life has challenged me.

1688
01:20:53,098 --> 01:20:56,352
I had a clear image of my perfect guy,
and it looked nothing like you.

1689
01:20:56,435 --> 01:21:00,022
-Why are your apologies so mean?
-No! You don't look bad.

1690
01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:01,690
You look great,

1691
01:21:02,399 --> 01:21:03,233
beautiful,

1692
01:21:03,650 --> 01:21:04,985
tall and handsome,

1693
01:21:05,069 --> 01:21:06,487
and your teeth are so white.

1694
01:21:06,570 --> 01:21:08,822
Your skin is so smooth and soft,

1695
01:21:08,906 --> 01:21:10,824
like a baby, and it's hairless.

1696
01:21:10,908 --> 01:21:12,326
I have no idea how you do it.

1697
01:21:12,993 --> 01:21:14,203
And you're just like--

1698
01:21:14,745 --> 01:21:16,205
You're a goofball.

1699
01:21:17,498 --> 01:21:19,833
You play video games online
with 12-year-olds.

1700
01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:23,754
-I'm about to ask you to leave because--
-Hey, I'm trying to be corny here.

1701
01:21:26,799 --> 01:21:29,176
I realize that Harvard
is what my parents wanted.

1702
01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:32,429
Well, what do you want?

1703
01:21:34,681 --> 01:21:35,599
I don't know.

1704
01:21:37,017 --> 01:21:38,477
But I know I want you.

1705
01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,648
I know I want to give us another shot.

1706
01:21:45,067 --> 01:21:46,276
What do you say?

1707
01:21:48,278 --> 01:21:52,533
That I'm never gonna be a six-foot-four
football-playing lawyer

1708
01:21:52,616 --> 01:21:55,911
who knows all the lyrics to old
Tribe Called Quest songs.

1709
01:21:55,994 --> 01:21:59,081
And that's who you always wanted, so go...

1710
01:21:59,623 --> 01:22:01,291
Go find him and...

1711
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:11,093
Hey.

1712
01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:12,886
Actually...

1713
01:22:17,683 --> 01:22:18,767
don't find that guy.

1714
01:22:19,726 --> 01:22:20,561
In fact,

1715
01:22:21,353 --> 01:22:22,187
Eff that guy.

1716
01:22:22,938 --> 01:22:24,606
He probably doesn't exist anyway.

1717
01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:26,525
I do.

1718
01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:29,403
♪ I guess, you're just what I needed
Just what I needed ♪

1719
01:22:29,987 --> 01:22:32,281
♪ I needed someone to feed ♪

1720
01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:36,785
♪ I guess, you're just what I needed
Just what I needed ♪

1721
01:22:37,411 --> 01:22:39,830
♪ I needed someone to bleed ♪

1722
01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:48,213
[MC]
Welcome to the 25th annual Steptacular.

1723
01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:50,716
We're bringing fire all night!

1724
01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:54,720
Give it up for Zeta Rho Nu!

1725
01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:56,513
[hip hop playing]

1726
01:23:06,190 --> 01:23:09,318
Give it up for Rho Beta Mu!

1727
01:23:23,707 --> 01:23:27,419
Sigma Delta Eta!

1728
01:23:39,806 --> 01:23:42,768
You all make some noise.
They were on fire!

1729
01:23:59,618 --> 01:24:02,371
Yow! There it is! I approach it.

1730
01:24:02,454 --> 01:24:06,625
That is why they make it
to the Steptacular every single year!

1731
01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:08,710
Yeah.

1732
01:24:09,086 --> 01:24:10,295
Alright.

1733
01:24:11,171 --> 01:24:12,005
[Libby squeals]

1734
01:24:12,089 --> 01:24:13,131
[Libby] Oh, my God.

1735
01:24:13,215 --> 01:24:15,801
There are ten times as many people here
as there were last time.

1736
01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:17,302
Next group of ladies,

1737
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:18,637
they've got brains,

1738
01:24:19,346 --> 01:24:20,222
beauty,

1739
01:24:20,973 --> 01:24:22,224
and talent!

1740
01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:24,017
[squeals excitedly]

1741
01:24:24,476 --> 01:24:28,355
You all give it up for the sexy ladies
all the way from Westcott University.

1742
01:24:28,438 --> 01:24:33,110
You all make some noise
for Theta Chi Phi!

1743
01:24:33,193 --> 01:24:34,319
Come on, you all.

1744
01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:36,405
Come on, you all! Come on!

1745
01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:39,324
[audience cheering]

1746
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:44,871
♪ Hmm, sta! ♪

1747
01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:47,541
♪ One-six ♪

1748
01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:49,835
♪ Panthers, attack ♪

1749
01:24:58,093 --> 01:24:59,052
♪ Sta! ♪

1750
01:24:59,636 --> 01:25:01,430
[woman] Yes, ladies!

1751
01:25:02,472 --> 01:25:05,100
♪ We are the... ♪

1752
01:25:05,183 --> 01:25:08,145
♪ Thetas, Thetas, Thetas ♪

1753
01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:09,104
♪ Thetas ♪

1754
01:25:09,730 --> 01:25:14,860
♪ The soul-stepping
Thetas, Thetas, Thetas, Thetas ♪

1755
01:25:14,943 --> 01:25:19,698
♪ When you see us, back it up
Thetas, Thetas, Thetas, Thetas ♪

1756
01:25:19,781 --> 01:25:21,992
♪ Let it go
Now you know we're in control ♪

1757
01:25:22,075 --> 01:25:24,411
♪ Thetas, Thetas, Thetas ♪

1758
01:25:32,169 --> 01:25:33,837
♪ So fine ♪

1759
01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:47,517
♪ I said, my sorors! ♪

1760
01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:49,144
♪ Yeah? ♪

1761
01:25:49,227 --> 01:25:51,563
♪ Let's show them how it's done
Break it down ♪

1762
01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:53,398
♪ Ah, step ♪

1763
01:25:53,482 --> 01:25:55,025
♪ Booty drop, booty drop ♪

1764
01:25:55,442 --> 01:25:57,069
♪ Ah, step ♪

1765
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:00,822
♪ Ah, step ♪

1766
01:26:00,906 --> 01:26:02,658
♪ Work it, girl ♪

1767
01:26:02,741 --> 01:26:04,576
♪ Ah, step ♪

1768
01:26:07,704 --> 01:26:09,456
♪ Ah, step ♪

1769
01:26:11,375 --> 01:26:13,126
♪ Hmm, sta! ♪

1770
01:26:13,210 --> 01:26:14,419
[audience cheering]

1771
01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:15,671
♪ Theta ♪

1772
01:26:15,754 --> 01:26:16,880
♪ Rah! ♪

1773
01:26:19,925 --> 01:26:20,967
I heard...

1774
01:26:22,135 --> 01:26:26,306
the SBBs came to step!

1775
01:26:28,266 --> 01:26:29,685
Oh, nah, nah, nah!

1776
01:26:30,268 --> 01:26:31,353
See what I heard

1777
01:26:31,436 --> 01:26:35,982
was that the SBBs got some soul!

1778
01:26:37,317 --> 01:26:39,319
[all] Like what?

1779
01:26:39,820 --> 01:26:41,822
[cheering]

1780
01:26:42,531 --> 01:26:47,369
Well, let me tell you who's got some...

1781
01:26:47,452 --> 01:26:48,662
Tell them, girl!

1782
01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:51,039
That's me, yeah. Say that!

1783
01:26:51,498 --> 01:26:53,792
[sings] ♪ Theta Chi Phi got... ♪

1784
01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:58,672
♪ Soul ♪

1785
01:26:59,214 --> 01:27:05,137
♪ Theta Chi Phi's got soul ♪

1786
01:27:06,179 --> 01:27:08,390
♪ Theta Chi Phi's got soul ♪

1787
01:27:09,349 --> 01:27:10,517
♪ Lock up! ♪

1788
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:14,354
♪ Rah! ♪

1789
01:27:14,438 --> 01:27:16,773
♪ Hmm, sta!

1790
01:27:16,857 --> 01:27:18,692
♪ Thetas, are we done?
Hell no ♪

1791
01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:20,902
♪ Let me see you work it, work it
Let me see you ♪

1792
01:27:21,319 --> 01:27:22,279
♪ Theta ♪

1793
01:27:23,029 --> 01:27:24,156
♪ Sta! ♪

1794
01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:25,866
♪ Let me see you ♪

1795
01:27:28,618 --> 01:27:29,745
♪ Sta! ♪

1796
01:27:31,955 --> 01:27:34,332
[audience cheering]

1797
01:27:34,416 --> 01:27:37,252
[hip hop music playing]

1798
01:28:09,242 --> 01:28:11,703
[MC] The show is over! Oh, oh, my God.

1799
01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:12,704
You know...

1800
01:28:13,497 --> 01:28:15,499
-[Beth] Good job.
-Break a leg.

1801
01:28:15,999 --> 01:28:17,083
[MC whoops]

1802
01:28:17,167 --> 01:28:18,335
[Beth groans]

1803
01:28:19,127 --> 01:28:20,128
[MC whoops]

1804
01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:22,631
I'm gonna ahead and warn you all.

1805
01:28:22,714 --> 01:28:25,759
This next group
is a little on the Caucasian side.

1806
01:28:25,842 --> 01:28:27,052
What if they hate us?

1807
01:28:27,135 --> 01:28:29,638
What if they boo us off
like Showtime at the Apollo?

1808
01:28:29,721 --> 01:28:32,516
Oh, God. Is that clown guy
with the long cane thingy here?

1809
01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:33,642
[Jamilah sighs]

1810
01:28:34,601 --> 01:28:36,186
Are you guys feeling out of place,

1811
01:28:36,561 --> 01:28:39,439
like maybe they're judging you
before you've expressed yourselves?

1812
01:28:39,523 --> 01:28:40,774
-Yeah.
-Yes.

1813
01:28:40,857 --> 01:28:41,900
Tell me something.

1814
01:28:41,983 --> 01:28:43,026
How do you think they feel

1815
01:28:43,109 --> 01:28:46,154
when they're the only black person
in a class or at the office?

1816
01:28:46,238 --> 01:28:49,741
-So, you're saying we're screwed?
-You're in this position for ten minutes.

1817
01:28:50,283 --> 01:28:53,578
Are you gonna fall apart
and drown in a pool of white-girl tears,

1818
01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:55,205
or are you gonna cowgirl the fuck up?

1819
01:28:55,288 --> 01:28:57,457
-Yeah. Cowgirl up!
-Hell yeah.

1820
01:28:57,541 --> 01:28:59,251
-Thank you.
-Let's do it.

1821
01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:02,170
Koala on three. One, two, three!

1822
01:29:02,254 --> 01:29:04,506
[all] Koala!

1823
01:29:04,589 --> 01:29:08,510
I want you all to make some noise
for the Sigma Beta Betas!

1824
01:29:08,593 --> 01:29:10,720
Come on, now. Come on, now.

1825
01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,474
[classical music playing]

1826
01:29:22,315 --> 01:29:23,692
♪ Sigma ♪

1827
01:29:24,359 --> 01:29:26,820
♪ One, eight, six, five ♪

1828
01:29:30,615 --> 01:29:32,117
-What's this?
-No, just wait.

1829
01:29:35,954 --> 01:29:36,913
[Beth] Alright, no.

1830
01:29:36,997 --> 01:29:37,956
No.

1831
01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:39,791
[Beth shouts] No, stop!

1832
01:29:40,875 --> 01:29:41,710
Ladies...

1833
01:29:42,669 --> 01:29:45,130
we didn't get our bodies bruised

1834
01:29:45,839 --> 01:29:47,716
and our feet bloody...

1835
01:29:48,341 --> 01:29:49,801
just for this shit!

1836
01:29:52,095 --> 01:29:57,017
We didn't come here
to do no half-assed stepping!

1837
01:30:03,523 --> 01:30:07,944
♪ We came here to represent like this ♪

1838
01:30:08,028 --> 01:30:11,573
♪ Sigma Beta Beta
Ah! ♪

1839
01:30:13,074 --> 01:30:15,493
[cheering]

1840
01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:32,761
[cheering]

1841
01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:34,137
[Jamilah whoops]

1842
01:30:36,056 --> 01:30:38,308
♪ Who are we? ♪

1843
01:30:38,933 --> 01:30:40,101
♪ We're white girls ♪

1844
01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:41,311
♪ With a chocolate twist ♪

1845
01:30:41,394 --> 01:30:44,856
♪ But don't get it twisted ♪

1846
01:30:47,609 --> 01:30:48,443
♪ Ha! ♪

1847
01:30:50,612 --> 01:30:51,488
♪ Ha! ♪

1848
01:30:54,532 --> 01:30:56,284
♪ We don't have to break it down ♪

1849
01:30:56,368 --> 01:30:58,244
♪ SBBs turn it up ♪

1850
01:31:02,207 --> 01:31:04,584
♪ You need to cut it ♪

1851
01:31:04,668 --> 01:31:05,710
[audience cheering]

1852
01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:07,087
Yes!

1853
01:31:09,130 --> 01:31:11,007
[hip hop music playing]

1854
01:31:11,091 --> 01:31:17,055
♪ Koala ♪

1855
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:20,433
[Jamilah whoops]

1856
01:31:20,975 --> 01:31:22,644
♪ One, eight, six, five ♪

1857
01:31:35,156 --> 01:31:36,408
♪ SBB ♪

1858
01:31:36,991 --> 01:31:38,743
[men cheering]

1859
01:31:43,707 --> 01:31:45,542
♪ Slow it down now ♪

1860
01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:47,377
♪ You might be good ♪

1861
01:31:47,460 --> 01:31:49,337
♪ But you ain't us ♪

1862
01:31:49,421 --> 01:31:52,048
♪ We are the Sigma Beta Betas ♪

1863
01:31:52,132 --> 01:31:53,842
♪ And we can't be touched ♪

1864
01:31:53,925 --> 01:31:54,759
♪ I said ♪

1865
01:31:54,843 --> 01:31:56,720
♪ We can't be touched
I said ♪

1866
01:31:56,803 --> 01:31:58,179
♪ We can't be touched ♪

1867
01:31:58,680 --> 01:31:59,973
♪ SBB ♪

1868
01:32:02,267 --> 01:32:04,060
♪ Step, SBB ♪

1869
01:32:05,812 --> 01:32:07,856
♪ Step, SBB ♪

1870
01:32:07,939 --> 01:32:09,816
♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪

1871
01:32:09,899 --> 01:32:11,735
♪ Step, SBB ♪

1872
01:32:11,818 --> 01:32:13,903
♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪

1873
01:32:13,987 --> 01:32:14,988
♪ Step ♪

1874
01:32:18,950 --> 01:32:19,826
♪ What? ♪

1875
01:32:19,909 --> 01:32:20,910
♪ What? ♪

1876
01:32:23,121 --> 01:32:25,415
["Get Down Low"
by Snow Tha Product playing]

1877
01:32:25,498 --> 01:32:26,958
♪ Get down, get down low ♪

1878
01:32:29,627 --> 01:32:31,129
♪ You know how that go ♪

1879
01:32:33,047 --> 01:32:35,175
♪ You gonna drop it to the floor ♪

1880
01:32:37,677 --> 01:32:38,678
♪ Get down, get down low ♪

1881
01:32:38,762 --> 01:32:40,180
♪ What's up? What's up? ♪

1882
01:32:40,722 --> 01:32:42,432
♪ Good game, cut throat ♪

1883
01:32:42,515 --> 01:32:44,058
♪ Shorty says that she love thugs, oh ♪

1884
01:32:44,142 --> 01:32:46,352
♪ She better say no names
If she got cuffs on ♪

1885
01:32:46,436 --> 01:32:49,606
♪ Lately, I just do it for the fun of it
Eyeliner so sharp that it will cut ♪

1886
01:32:50,064 --> 01:32:52,150
♪ If it's Henny
Then of course I'll take a cup of it ♪

1887
01:32:52,233 --> 01:32:54,152
♪ Good luck getting me to give a damn ♪

1888
01:32:54,235 --> 01:32:55,695
♪ In, out and in out of state ♪

1889
01:32:55,779 --> 01:32:57,614
♪ I've been eating good
Not been out of shape ♪

1890
01:32:57,697 --> 01:32:59,157
♪ But I've been out and sent out ♪

1891
01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:01,242
♪ Better get out the pen now
To print out the pay ♪

1892
01:33:01,326 --> 01:33:03,578
♪ I'll be in out and in out
And in out of planes ♪

1893
01:33:03,661 --> 01:33:05,622
♪ I don't trip out
I trip out to get out of lane... ♪

1894
01:33:05,705 --> 01:33:07,290
[SBB chant] ♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪

1895
01:33:07,373 --> 01:33:09,667
["Get Down Low"
by Snow Tha Product continues playing]

1896
01:33:10,335 --> 01:33:13,087
♪ Get back before I block her
You're bad, I'm a bad... ♪

1897
01:33:13,171 --> 01:33:15,465
[SBB chant] ♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪

1898
01:33:15,548 --> 01:33:17,258
[cheering]

1899
01:33:18,134 --> 01:33:22,055
[MC] Yeah! There it is. I told you...

1900
01:33:22,138 --> 01:33:24,098
[all chatter excitedly]

1901
01:33:24,474 --> 01:33:28,144
[MC] OK. Sigma Beta Beta,
leaving their footprint on this stage.

1902
01:33:29,395 --> 01:33:33,775
You never know what you're gonna get
at the Steptacular!

1903
01:33:34,275 --> 01:33:38,029
I see some of you sisters in the crowd
are a little salty.

1904
01:33:38,112 --> 01:33:39,823
You didn't expect that, did you?

1905
01:33:39,906 --> 01:33:41,407
Uh-huh. I see you over there.

1906
01:33:41,491 --> 01:33:43,827
"It was alright. It was alright.
It wasn't all that."

1907
01:33:43,910 --> 01:33:45,203
[Jamilah] You guys slayed.

1908
01:33:45,286 --> 01:33:46,830
I am so proud of you.

1909
01:33:46,913 --> 01:33:48,706
[Beth chuckles]

1910
01:33:48,790 --> 01:33:50,667
White girl tears. It's contagious.

1911
01:33:50,750 --> 01:33:51,584
[SBB laugh]

1912
01:33:51,668 --> 01:33:54,921
[MC] Our judges have made their decisions.
All competitors to the stage.

1913
01:33:55,004 --> 01:33:56,130
[audience cheering]

1914
01:33:56,214 --> 01:33:58,550
And now, for the moment
we all have been waiting for...

1915
01:33:58,633 --> 01:34:01,010
Let's get ready for the tears
and the cheers.

1916
01:34:01,886 --> 01:34:03,429
[MC] In third place,

1917
01:34:03,513 --> 01:34:05,265
taking home $10,000,

1918
01:34:05,348 --> 01:34:07,475
all the way from Hampton University,

1919
01:34:07,559 --> 01:34:09,435
Sigma Delta Eta!

1920
01:34:09,519 --> 01:34:10,603
Come on, now!

1921
01:34:10,687 --> 01:34:12,105
[cheering]

1922
01:34:12,188 --> 01:34:13,481
Give it up for them.

1923
01:34:13,565 --> 01:34:16,401
[cheering]

1924
01:34:16,484 --> 01:34:18,152
This is yours. Come here.

1925
01:34:18,236 --> 01:34:19,362
Come here.

1926
01:34:22,490 --> 01:34:24,242
And in second place,

1927
01:34:24,325 --> 01:34:26,744
winning $25,000...

1928
01:34:27,787 --> 01:34:29,289
I want you to make some noise

1929
01:34:29,789 --> 01:34:32,584
for Heta Rho Nu!

1930
01:34:32,667 --> 01:34:33,960
Yeah!

1931
01:34:34,502 --> 01:34:36,129
[MC mutters]

1932
01:34:36,671 --> 01:34:38,715
[cheering]

1933
01:34:38,798 --> 01:34:44,721
And now, first-place winners,
taking home $100,000!

1934
01:34:44,804 --> 01:34:45,763
[MC whoops]

1935
01:34:46,264 --> 01:34:47,348
[MC] That's a lot of money.

1936
01:34:48,474 --> 01:34:51,269
All the way from Westcott University...

1937
01:34:51,811 --> 01:34:54,731
Make some noise for the sexy sorority.

1938
01:34:54,814 --> 01:34:59,569
Put your hands together
for your Steptacular champions of 2017...

1939
01:35:01,821 --> 01:35:04,407
Theta Chi Phi!

1940
01:35:04,490 --> 01:35:05,742
Come on, now.

1941
01:35:05,825 --> 01:35:07,952
[audience cheering]

1942
01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:10,872
[MC whoops]

1943
01:35:10,955 --> 01:35:13,249
[MC] Alright! Give them that thing.

1944
01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:15,418
You deserved it.

1945
01:35:15,919 --> 01:35:16,920
You deserved it.

1946
01:35:19,088 --> 01:35:20,048
So, that's it.

1947
01:35:20,757 --> 01:35:22,508
No money, no donation,

1948
01:35:23,217 --> 01:35:24,886
no reinstatement.

1949
01:35:24,969 --> 01:35:26,512
I want a picture with your fine ass.

1950
01:35:26,596 --> 01:35:28,139
All day, baby.

1951
01:35:28,514 --> 01:35:31,476
Check this out. Me and the judges
got a little creative with the scores.

1952
01:35:31,559 --> 01:35:32,769
You know what I'm saying?

1953
01:35:32,852 --> 01:35:34,646
We've got to keep stepping ours.

1954
01:35:35,772 --> 01:35:38,691
-Come on with the picture.
-Wait. Wait, what?

1955
01:35:39,150 --> 01:35:40,401
You know how it is.

1956
01:35:41,986 --> 01:35:44,238
Can't give them second. You feel me?

1957
01:35:46,950 --> 01:35:48,201
[microphone squeaks]

1958
01:35:48,284 --> 01:35:50,119
Give me that. Excuse me.

1959
01:35:50,203 --> 01:35:51,871
[shouts] Hello, hello! Excuse me!

1960
01:35:51,955 --> 01:35:52,914
Hold up.

1961
01:35:55,875 --> 01:35:57,085
This fool right here,

1962
01:35:57,961 --> 01:36:00,380
he just told me the judges
changed a score,

1963
01:36:00,463 --> 01:36:03,925
so that SBB would lose
and stepping would stay ours.

1964
01:36:04,008 --> 01:36:06,844
[audience muttering]

1965
01:36:08,054 --> 01:36:09,097
It's not right.

1966
01:36:09,180 --> 01:36:10,556
It's 2017.

1967
01:36:14,727 --> 01:36:16,354
According to the real scores,

1968
01:36:16,813 --> 01:36:18,606
SBB came in second place tonight.

1969
01:36:18,690 --> 01:36:20,650
[SBB squeal excitedly]

1970
01:36:20,733 --> 01:36:21,859
[Aisha] And it's not right.

1971
01:36:21,943 --> 01:36:25,238
Listen, it is not right.
We need to give them their just due.

1972
01:36:25,321 --> 01:36:27,532
Come on.
Are you all gonna give it to them?

1973
01:36:28,825 --> 01:36:29,909
[audience member] Whoa!

1974
01:36:29,993 --> 01:36:33,913
Really? Ooh! You all are really,
really testing my nerves.

1975
01:36:33,997 --> 01:36:34,998
You know what?

1976
01:36:35,081 --> 01:36:36,165
Come on, Becky.

1977
01:36:36,249 --> 01:36:38,501
Uh, Britney. Oh, gosh.
What's the child's name again?

1978
01:36:38,584 --> 01:36:40,211
-[Jamilah shouts] Beth!
-[Beth] Beth.

1979
01:36:40,294 --> 01:36:41,379
[Aisha] Beth. OK.

1980
01:36:41,462 --> 01:36:45,883
You all need to show some love to Beth
and her sorors. Come on.

1981
01:36:45,967 --> 01:36:47,051
Some love...

1982
01:36:47,135 --> 01:36:49,846
Because we, Theta Chi Phi,

1983
01:36:50,805 --> 01:36:53,266
we're gonna do the right thing

1984
01:36:53,349 --> 01:36:56,394
and split our check
with the real second-place team,

1985
01:36:56,936 --> 01:36:58,730
Sigma Beta Beta,

1986
01:36:59,147 --> 01:37:00,982
the real second-place step team.

1987
01:37:01,065 --> 01:37:02,817
[audience cheering]

1988
01:37:04,694 --> 01:37:06,821
[Aisha] OK. Alright. OK.

1989
01:37:26,257 --> 01:37:30,178
[Jamilah's dad] Under the tutelage
of trailblazing senior, Jamilah Bishop,

1990
01:37:30,261 --> 01:37:32,263
SBB has made history

1991
01:37:32,346 --> 01:37:36,392
and managed to keep
a community institution's doors open.

1992
01:37:36,684 --> 01:37:37,935
[Jamilah's dad chuckles]

1993
01:37:38,978 --> 01:37:40,897
-That's my baby girl.
-I know.

1994
01:37:40,980 --> 01:37:41,981
[car door closing]

1995
01:37:49,489 --> 01:37:50,656
Hi, guys.

1996
01:37:55,953 --> 01:37:57,497
I can be strong-willed,

1997
01:37:58,081 --> 01:37:59,373
forceful,

1998
01:37:59,457 --> 01:38:00,541
intransigent.

1999
01:38:00,625 --> 01:38:04,796
All qualities that make me
one of the best judges in Pennsylvania.

2000
01:38:07,465 --> 01:38:11,469
But they can also make me
a difficult mother.

2001
01:38:12,261 --> 01:38:15,098
And I've learned,
with the help of my therapist...

2002
01:38:16,641 --> 01:38:18,017
that I am jealous

2003
01:38:18,643 --> 01:38:21,896
that you are a freer spirit than I.

2004
01:38:22,772 --> 01:38:27,276
And I am working on
accepting you unconditionally

2005
01:38:27,985 --> 01:38:30,446
because that is the way I love you.

2006
01:38:32,031 --> 01:38:33,741
If you do it one more time, Negro...

2007
01:38:34,242 --> 01:38:35,827
I know how to be civil,

2008
01:38:36,160 --> 01:38:39,997
unlike a certain physically fit
White House princess.

2009
01:38:40,081 --> 01:38:42,708
You are literally
the only person in the world

2010
01:38:42,792 --> 01:38:44,794
that does not love Michelle Obama.

2011
01:38:45,253 --> 01:38:47,130
But most importantly,

2012
01:38:47,213 --> 01:38:49,799
we're endorsing you to Harvard, baby girl.

2013
01:38:58,558 --> 01:39:00,101
I'm not going to Harvard.

2014
01:39:00,184 --> 01:39:03,062
[dance music playing]

2015
01:39:09,819 --> 01:39:11,279
[Dean Berman] What's next for you?

2016
01:39:11,904 --> 01:39:12,822
Get my drink on,

2017
01:39:12,905 --> 01:39:14,866
grab a couple guys,
try out my new vibrator.

2018
01:39:14,949 --> 01:39:15,992
[Dean Berman hoots]

2019
01:39:16,075 --> 01:39:18,369
Boundaries! Hello!

2020
01:39:18,870 --> 01:39:21,164
Seriously, don't dodge the question.
What's next?

2021
01:39:22,707 --> 01:39:24,500
You know, I've never said this...

2022
01:39:25,918 --> 01:39:26,752
I don't know.

2023
01:39:27,545 --> 01:39:28,588
I don't know.

2024
01:39:29,380 --> 01:39:30,339
Feels good.

2025
01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:33,342
Luckily, I can work at 40th Street
until I figure it out.

2026
01:39:33,426 --> 01:39:35,219
You're a real rock star over there.

2027
01:39:35,970 --> 01:39:39,015
I've got to run. Nick just got back
from The Pleasure Chest.

2028
01:39:43,269 --> 01:39:45,605
[laughter]

2029
01:39:49,859 --> 01:39:51,611
I heard you got shit canned.

2030
01:39:52,111 --> 01:39:53,529
[Jamilah laughs without humor]

2031
01:39:53,613 --> 01:39:55,072
And I let you get away.

2032
01:39:56,115 --> 01:39:57,074
Hmm...

2033
01:39:57,158 --> 01:39:58,367
[both laugh without humor]

2034
01:39:58,451 --> 01:40:02,079
Look, I know some people speechify
about inclusion and equality and...

2035
01:40:02,163 --> 01:40:03,247
[Jamilah] Uh-huh.

2036
01:40:04,207 --> 01:40:06,876
I do. Fine. I do. But...

2037
01:40:07,293 --> 01:40:10,504
I mean, you really
walked the walk with SBB,

2038
01:40:11,255 --> 01:40:12,340
and I'm proud of you.

2039
01:40:13,883 --> 01:40:14,967
Look, I...

2040
01:40:15,384 --> 01:40:17,511
I should have never
taken you for granted, Jamilah.

2041
01:40:17,595 --> 01:40:19,472
Dane, we're cool.

2042
01:40:20,264 --> 01:40:21,724
You're still my nigga.

2043
01:40:25,353 --> 01:40:26,187
That's...

2044
01:40:26,270 --> 01:40:27,188
That's...

2045
01:40:28,189 --> 01:40:30,942
That's the nicest thing
anyone has ever said to me.

2046
01:40:35,196 --> 01:40:36,656
As-Salaam-Alaikum.

2047
01:40:39,033 --> 01:40:40,701
[Kevin] Come on, Jam!

2048
01:40:40,785 --> 01:40:43,120
I feel like Robyn over there,
Dancing on My Own.

2049
01:40:43,204 --> 01:40:44,163
Oh, I'm sorry.

2050
01:40:49,460 --> 01:40:50,711
OK. Hello?

2051
01:40:51,212 --> 01:40:53,339
Before you two get to second base,

2052
01:40:53,881 --> 01:40:55,675
girl, you feel like strolling?

2053
01:40:55,758 --> 01:40:56,634
You know I do.

2054
01:40:56,717 --> 01:40:58,928
["One, Two, Step" by Ciara playing]

2055
01:41:00,054 --> 01:41:01,264
[Kevin] Get her, boo.

2056
01:41:01,597 --> 01:41:02,682
You're a little freak.

2057
01:41:02,765 --> 01:41:03,641
Yeah.

2058
01:41:03,724 --> 01:41:04,809
I'm watching you.

2059
01:41:06,769 --> 01:41:07,895
[chants] ♪ One-nine ♪

2060
01:41:07,979 --> 01:41:08,980
[all chant] ♪ Sixteen ♪

2061
01:41:09,063 --> 01:41:09,939
♪ One-nine ♪

2062
01:41:10,022 --> 01:41:11,023
♪ Sixteen ♪

2063
01:41:11,107 --> 01:41:13,734
[playing over speakers]
♪ Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic ♪

2064
01:41:13,818 --> 01:41:14,944
♪ Funky fresh... ♪

2065
01:41:15,027 --> 01:41:17,113
[all chant] ♪ Mmm, sta! ♪

2066
01:41:18,489 --> 01:41:19,865
♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪

2067
01:41:20,658 --> 01:41:22,576
♪ Mmm, sta! ♪

2068
01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:25,997
♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪

2069
01:41:26,998 --> 01:41:27,999
[men cheering]

2070
01:41:28,082 --> 01:41:30,835
[all cheering and chanting]

2071
01:41:33,671 --> 01:41:34,964
♪ Mmm... ♪

2072
01:41:35,047 --> 01:41:36,674
♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪

2073
01:41:36,757 --> 01:41:39,635
["One, Two, Step" by Ciara playing]