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- >You pick up a fluffy pony, but don’t know it’s an immortal one
- >You try everything in the book to kill it
- >nothing works drowning, fire, starvation
- >One day you notice it got a nail stuck in its hoof
- >"Ouchy ouchy" she cries while running up to you
- >You look it up and find out that immortal fluffy ponies feel pain from something after a good 5 minutes and figure out they still die of old age
- >You decide to strap fluffy pony in the basement and force her to stare at a grotesque picture of mutilated fluffy ponies with statues of horror movie monsters around her
- >You also grab some railroad ties and stab them through her abdomen
- >After crying for five minutes from her horrible surroundings she then starts wailing in pain which is your queue to get on with your day
- >You sound proof your basement door and let her suffer like Prometheus for the rest of her natural life
- >"looks like immortality is a bitch after all!" You say as you laugh to yourself
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