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  34. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:05:45 No.7648720
  35. Replies: >>7648770 >>7648832 >>7648849 >>7648890 >>7648917 >>7648967 >>7648995 >>7649000 >>7649047 >>7649049 >>7649201 >>7649209
  36.  
  37.     >Live in a communal house owned by my university
  38.     >Live with 3 guys and 10 grills
  39.     >Have a crush on one of the grills
  40.     >Openly flirt with her all the time
  41.     >She hangs out in my room sometimes and cuddles with me as we watch movies on my laptop
  42.     >Work up the courage to kiss her on the lips one day
  43.     >She seemed very into it
  44.     >Talked about how we like each other afterwards
  45.     >Think that finally I may get my first girlfriend
  46.     >The next day we're hanging out again
  47.     >She asks me if I've ever had a girlfriend
  48.     >Tell her the truth since I feel like honesty is the best policy
  49.     >"But you've had sex before right?"
  50.     >Tell her I have not
  51.     >She seems very taken aback by this
  52.     >The vibe between us becomes awkward after this
  53.     >Host a party at the house that weekend
  54.     >Get drunk
  55.     >When the party is over, go to her room to talk to her about us
  56.     >Forget to knock since I am drunk and kinda sad about how distant she has been with me
  57.     >Open the door and see her on her knees in front of some random football player guy
  58.     >She's sucking his cock
  59.     >They both quickly turn their heads and look at me
  60.     >I shut the door in an instant
  61.     >Leave the house
  62.     >Take a long, long walk until sunrise
  63.  
  64.  
  65.     I have not talked to her since. I have been consciously avoiding her because I don't think I can even look at her in the eye anymore.
  66.     I am so heartbroken and sickened.
  67.  
  68.     What do?
  69.  
  70. >>
  71. Popeye !!ijyx6iOFP4z 07/07/13(Sun)16:10:02 No.7648770
  72.  
  73.     >>7648720 (OP)
  74.     >What do?
  75.     Cry like a little fag
  76.     Masturbate
  77.     Use tears as lube
  78.  
  79. >>
  80. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:12:30 No.7648798
  81.  
  82.     HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
  83.     faggot
  84.     >what do?
  85.     If we knew, we wouldn't be here
  86.  
  87. >>
  88. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:14:02 No.7648817
  89.  
  90.     something similar happened to me, except the girl was on top of him.
  91.     I would move out, cut contact. worked for me.
  92.  
  93. >>
  94. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:14:39 No.7648830
  95.  
  96.     You know what you must do, OP.
  97.  
  98.     You must rape her.
  99.  
  100.     Hold her down, tie her up, and rape her slutty fuck-holes.
  101.  
  102.     Or just drug her and rape her when she's passed out if you don't want to go through the trouble of tying her up. Plus, there's a chance you won't get caught this way.
  103.  
  104. >>
  105. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:14:50 No.7648832
  106. Replies: >>7648863
  107. File: 1373228090335.png-(15 KB, 293x303, 1357189989688.png)
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  109.  
  110.     >>7648720 (OP)
  111.     fuck people, holy shit I'm so fucking mad right now
  112.  
  113. >>
  114. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:15:44 No.7648840
  115. Replies: >>7648882 >>7648961 >>7648994
  116.  
  117.     Get over there as chill as you can and get her to suck yours.
  118.  
  119.     >ey gurl since youv ben sucking dat guy u have no prublem suckin yer fren off rite ;)
  120.     >b-but anon ur ma fren
  121.     >exacly n frends help eachother :3
  122.  
  123.     Piss easy,mate,you now know she's a whore and you can fuck her like crazy.Fuck yeah.
  124.     Your mistake for telling here you're a virgin.Phucking phaggot.
  125.  
  126. >>
  127. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:15:49 No.7648843
  128. Replies: >>7648882 >>7648961
  129.  
  130.     That's why you never, ever, ever, ever, ever tell a girl you're a virgin.
  131.  
  132.     They will NEVER respond positively to it.
  133.  
  134. >>
  135. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:16:11 No.7648849
  136. Replies: >>7648872 >>7648882
  137.  
  138.     >>7648720 (OP)
  139.     >>"But you've had sex before right?"
  140.     You should have lied OP, lying always works.
  141.     Keep that in mind for the next time.
  142.  
  143. >>
  144. Ian !29U3UDBw2A 07/07/13(Sun)16:16:54 No.7648863
  145.  
  146.     >>7648832
  147.     Don't be... I would have been but now I find this fucking shit funny.
  148.  
  149.     You kill them OP, I wouldn't fucking tolerate it and neither should you, those motherfuckers can go fuck themselves, they hurt you now you hurt them, it's the only way
  150.  
  151. >>
  152. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:17:03 No.7648865
  153. Replies: >>7648882 >>7648903
  154.  
  155.     You did so many things wrong, it's not even funny.
  156.  
  157. >>
  158. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:17:51 No.7648872
  159.  
  160.     this >>7648849 is true OP.
  161.     If you cum to quickly or are awkward during sex, just tell them it's been a while and they wont think anything of it.
  162.  
  163. >>
  164. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:18:18 No.7648877
  165.  
  166.     Get her in that position, put your hand in her vagina (trust me it's wide enough) and stare her popping eyes.
  167.  
  168. >>
  169. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:19:06 No.7648882
  170. Replies: >>7648898 >>7648922 >>7648991
  171.  
  172.     >>7648840
  173.     >>7648843
  174.     >>7648849
  175.  
  176.     OP here.
  177.  
  178.     Well, I didn't know that. I had always thought that the best relationships were built on honesty and mutual respect. I want her to like me for who I am, not for who I am not. I guess life is actually just hell, and all of my notions of romance and human decency are a load of crap in the end.
  179.  
  180.     ;__;
  181.  
  182.     >>7648865
  183.  
  184.     What else did I do wrong?
  185.  
  186. >>
  187. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:19:34 No.7648890
  188.  
  189.     >>7648720 (OP)
  190.     >>"But you've had sex before right?"
  191.     >>Tell her I have not
  192.  
  193.     Biggest mistake. Women hate virgins and will never like you if you are one.
  194.  
  195. >>
  196. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:20:12 No.7648898
  197. Replies: >>7648912
  198.  
  199.     >>7648882
  200.     >I had always thought that the best relationships were built on honesty and mutual respect.
  201.  
  202.     No, they aren't. Not to women. Women don't want to know the guy they're dating is a virgin.
  203.  
  204. >>
  205. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:20:17 No.7648900
  206.  
  207.     The only way to stay sane at university is to move out into your own place and concentrate on your studies.
  208.  
  209.     I almost failed out of school due to heartbreak, then I followed this advice and Im not top of my class and looking at some very promising post-grad opportunities.
  210.  
  211.     Modern women are put on earth by satan to drive good men to evil and give evil men pleasure. The bible warned you about them, OP. They are wicked deceivers.
  212.  
  213. >>
  214. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:20:36 No.7648903
  215. Replies: >>7648928 >>7648935 >>7649058
  216.  
  217.     >>7648865
  218.     >did so many things wrong
  219.     Why can't women act like actual people, instead of complex if/then trees tied to a bunch of unpredictable emotions and shitty communication skills? I'm tired of having to put so much fucking effort into not making tiny tiny tiny little mistakes when I could be out doing something I actually enjoy, or hanging out with people who like me for who I am and understand that I'm not perfect.
  220.  
  221.     It's times like these that I wish I were gay.
  222.  
  223. >>
  224. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:21:30 No.7648912
  225. Replies: >>7648930
  226.  
  227.     >>7648898
  228.     The really sad part is that she told all of her friends, and everyone in that house that you are a virgin, so now you look like a weirdo to EVERYONE. And when they were all making fun of you, that slut probably had the biggest goddamn smirk on her face.
  229.  
  230. >>
  231. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:21:31 No.7648915
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  234.  
  235.     KILL HER WITH A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  236.  
  237.     EVERYONE QUOTE ME IF YOU AGGREE AND IF WE GET 20 QUOTES THEN OP WILL KILL HER WITH A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  238.  
  239. >>
  240. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:21:44 No.7648917
  241.  
  242.     >>7648720 (OP)
  243.     don't admit your virginity tard
  244.  
  245. >>
  246. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:22:11 No.7648922
  247. Replies: >>7648933
  248.  
  249.     >>7648882
  250.     You don't want a relationship you homo.You want to get some pussay,it's that simple.Are you fucking 14 or what?
  251.  
  252. >>
  253. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:22:28 No.7648926
  254.  
  255.     That sucks OP, but if she has that big a problem with you being a virgin that she's ready to go suck off some other dude immediately then she's not worth it. Even if you mend things, if you were me you'd always have that in the back of your mind.
  256.  
  257. >>
  258. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:22:41 No.7648928
  259. Replies: >>7648983
  260.  
  261.     >>7648903
  262.  
  263.     it's what it is. What you are dealing with is people who are manipulators, and just don't care about being nice. you gotta play the game, seriously.
  264.  
  265. >>
  266. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:22:52 No.7648930
  267. Replies: >>7648946
  268.  
  269.     >>7648912
  270.     This. When you walked in on her while she was sucking off Chad she probably told him "that's the virgin loser I told you about" and laughed at you before going back to work on his cock.
  271.  
  272. >>
  273. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:23:07 No.7648933
  274. Replies: >>7648947
  275.  
  276.     >>7648922
  277.     >wanting pussay?
  278.  
  279.     are you gay?
  280.  
  281.     pussay is slang for a mans asswhole
  282.  
  283.     pussY is vagina
  284.  
  285.     FAG ALERT!!!!!! DONT LISTEN TO THIS GUY OP!!!!!!!!!
  286.  
  287. >>
  288. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:23:13 No.7648935
  289. Replies: >>7648941
  290.  
  291.     >>7648903
  292.     Its because you were raised to think of them of people, because you were raised to treat them well and hopefully become a family man.
  293.  
  294.     Women arent at that level, anon. They are unevolved and function on social queues not intellectual ones. Thats why theyll laugh at the quiet sensitive guys and lust after the roided out apes. Avoid at all costs for the sake of your sanity.
  295.  
  296. >>
  297. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:23:49 No.7648941
  298. Replies: >>7648955
  299.  
  300.     >>7648935
  301.     no you dont!
  302.  
  303.     HAHAHAH yoour attempt to troll op has FAILED!
  304.  
  305. >>
  306. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:24:13 No.7648945
  307. Replies: >>7648978
  308.  
  309.     I don't understand why girls hate virgins so goddamn much!
  310.  
  311.     They want guys who have had a lot of sex with different girls...?
  312.  
  313.     That makes no sense to me. If a girl told me she was a virgin, I would be happy. I would be glad she hasn't been tainted by other guys. Shouldn't it work the same both ways?
  314.  
  315.     Fuck this gay earth....
  316.  
  317. >>
  318. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:24:22 No.7648946
  319. Replies: >>7648974
  320.  
  321.     >>7648930
  322.     thats not true
  323.  
  324.     that only happened in ur gay mind where you think of doodles being sucked on
  325.  
  326. >>
  327. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:24:25 No.7648947
  328. Replies: >>7648957
  329.  
  330.     >>7648933
  331.     >knowing what pussay means
  332.     Guess who's the faggot over here?
  333.  
  334. >>
  335. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:25:11 No.7648955
  336.  
  337.     >>7648941
  338.     Im sorry tripfaggot I dont understand what you are imblying
  339.  
  340. >>
  341. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:25:14 No.7648957
  342.  
  343.     >>7648947
  344.     wrong idiot, its called knowing slang
  345.  
  346.     hahah faggot you got BURNED HARD
  347.  
  348.     go take an ice pack on the way out
  349.  
  350. >>
  351. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:25:32 No.7648960
  352.  
  353.     A few years ago I was so scared I would never lose my virginity, just like you guys.
  354.  
  355.     Then I met a girl and chatted her up and got her number, we texted for a bit then lost contact. It wasn't on bad terms though, so one day a few months later she hit me up. I talked dirty to her for a little bit about how good I was and how I'd make her feel so amazing, then the next day she came over and I fucked her.
  356.  
  357.     Since then I have fucked 6 other girls and am currently madly in love with the 7th, which is reciprocated by her.
  358.  
  359.     tl;dr: never admit to being a virgin
  360.  
  361. >>
  362. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:25:33 No.7648961
  363. Replies: >>7648994
  364.  
  365.     >>7648843
  366.     This.
  367.  
  368.     >>7648840
  369.     and this.
  370.  
  371.     Go in there like a mad fucking bull and tell her how pissed it made you. Tell her you feel betrayed and want the same treatment that random faggot got. Guilt her into fucking you and then never look back.
  372.  
  373. >>
  374. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:25:50 No.7648965
  375.  
  376.     Kill her and everyone in the house
  377.  
  378. >>
  379. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:25:53 No.7648967
  380.  
  381.     >>7648720 (OP)
  382.     This is why I don't bother getting involved with my two qt roomates
  383.  
  384.     They are sluts and even if they it's not likely they'd lower their standards for me
  385.  
  386.     So I'm limited to fap to the sounds they make when they bring random dudes home and the ocassional time I see one of them with less clothing than usual by merely living together
  387.  
  388. >>
  389. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:26:08 No.7648971
  390. Replies: >>7648980
  391.  
  392.     well, obviously she wasn't worth your time. Only a bitch would care about your relationship/sexual experience and not who you actually are. That's the truth.
  393.  
  394. >>
  395. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:26:28 No.7648974
  396.  
  397.     >>7648946
  398.     holy shit, this faggots walking right onto my filter list.
  399.     be a louder faggot you fucking clown
  400.  
  401. >>
  402. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:26:42 No.7648976
  403. File: 1373228802652.jpg-(45 KB, 630x524, Do it faggot.jpg)
  404. 45 KB
  405.  
  406.     You know in your heart what must be done
  407.  
  408. >>
  409. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:26:52 No.7648978
  410. Replies: >>7649012
  411.  
  412.     >>7648945
  413.     Because they dont want sex because of love they want sex as a way to game their convoluted social circle. They want to brag about cocksizes and how they ensnared the popular douche jock because it validates their hotness factor, which is the only thing these vapid children care about.
  414.  
  415.     I wonder what the average number of decent guys hearts have been broken by the average american succubus?
  416.  
  417.     Probably about 3-4 each?
  418.  
  419. >>
  420. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:26:59 No.7648979
  421.  
  422.     OP, I'm scared of getting into that same situation if I'm ever lucky enough to get prospects of a hookup.
  423.     Only I'm rapidly approaching wizardhood (27).
  424.  
  425.     What you experienced sucked ass, my current plan is to just avoid giving a direct answer (which seems to be the best strategy when talking to women anyway).
  426.  
  427.     Like if she'd ask if I was ever in a relationship / had a girlfriend, I would tell her I had "nothing serious".
  428.  
  429.     I hope you get another chance quick.
  430.  
  431. >>
  432. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:27:09 No.7648980
  433. Replies: >>7649010 >>7649011
  434.  
  435.     >>7648971
  436.     >Only a bitch would care about your relationship/sexual experience and not who you actually are.
  437.  
  438.     Then all women are bitches because every girl will respond like the girl in OP upon finding out a guy is over 18 and a virgin.
  439.  
  440. >>
  441. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:27:16 No.7648983
  442. Replies: >>7649001 >>7649005
  443.  
  444.     >>7648928
  445.     I don't want to play your fucking shitty game, what I want is love, sex and companionship from someone I can relate to. Having to wade through an ocean of simple behavioral scripts to find someone I can actually relate to is starting to really grind my gears.
  446.  
  447. >>
  448. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:27:27 No.7648985
  449. Replies: >>7649013
  450.  
  451.     That sucks but you probably didn't want to be with her anyways.
  452.  
  453. >>
  454. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:27:51 No.7648991
  455.  
  456.     >>7648882
  457.     >I guess life is actually just hell, and all of my notions of romance and human decency are a load of crap in the end.
  458.  
  459.     They aren't a load of crap, but they are so rare they might as well be
  460.  
  461.     An old couple still loving each other after 65 years of marriage and dying together is literally web newspaper worthy these days
  462.  
  463. >>
  464. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:28:10 No.7648994
  465. Replies: >>7649009 >>7649045
  466. File: 1373228890656.png-(524 KB, 637x477, asd2.png)
  467. 524 KB
  468.  
  469.     >>7648961
  470.     >mfw you actually think that's a good idea
  471.     Don't listen to this guy OP,you need to do just like >>7648840 said,seem calm and relaxed not enraged,bitches don't give half a fuck about your rage,plus things will be awkward as fuck afterwards when you moaned like a bitch in front of her.Just be cool,alright?Don't let her know it affected you.
  472.  
  473. >>
  474. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:28:18 No.7648995
  475.  
  476.     >>7648720 (OP)
  477.     you deserve it for being such a fucking loser
  478.  
  479. >>
  480. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:28:33 No.7648999
  481.  
  482.     you fell in love with a slut lmao
  483.     take this as a lesson OP an try to improve your judgement
  484.  
  485. >>
  486. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:28:37 No.7649000
  487. Replies: >>7649027
  488.  
  489.     >>7648720 (OP)
  490.     Welll Op look at it on the bright side, you kissed her and she sucked the football jock afterwards and not the other way around
  491.  
  492. >>
  493. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:28:44 No.7649001
  494.  
  495.     >>7648983
  496.     bullshit you fuckin idiot virgin
  497.  
  498.     get a load of this guy, he thinks hes right
  499.  
  500.     how EUPHORIC
  501.  
  502. >>
  503. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:28:52 No.7649003
  504.  
  505.     bitch wanna do the team, bet she won't fight
  506.  
  507. >>
  508. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:28:57 No.7649005
  509. Replies: >>7649021
  510.  
  511.     >>7648983
  512.  
  513.     Then be a virgin, idiot. You can't just walk up to a person and proclaim like a Shakespearean faggot your love, and dreams.
  514.  
  515. >>
  516. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:29:05 No.7649007
  517. Replies: >>7649032
  518.  
  519.     That FUCKING picture man. My goddamn DICK.
  520.  
  521. >>
  522. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:29:25 No.7649009
  523. Replies: >>7649057
  524.  
  525.     >>7648994
  526.     this guys trolling you dont listen to him
  527.  
  528.     he wants to make you do a fool out of yourself
  529.  
  530. >>
  531. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:29:37 No.7649010
  532. Replies: >>7649031
  533.  
  534.     >>7648980
  535.  
  536.     [citation needed]
  537.  
  538.     that is something a really dellusionate, shallow robot would say.
  539.  
  540. >>
  541. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:29:38 No.7649011
  542.  
  543.     >>7648980
  544.     >all women are bitches
  545.     You're learning what we already know
  546.  
  547. >>
  548. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:29:39 No.7649012
  549.  
  550.     >>7648978
  551.     ricky go home
  552.  
  553. >>
  554. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:29:43 No.7649013
  555. Replies: >>7649026 >>7649056
  556.  
  557.     >>7648985
  558.     It's true, she was blowing some random jock after knowing him for a couple hours.
  559.     Doesn't sound like a winnrar to me
  560.  
  561. >>
  562. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:29:57 No.7649015
  563. Replies: >>7649066 >>7649099 >>7649170
  564. File: 1373228997086.png-(712 KB, 632x2636, better2.png)
  565. 712 KB
  566.  
  567.     LOL it's almost just like this comic that I altered
  568.  
  569. >>
  570. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:30:21 No.7649021
  571. Replies: >>7649030
  572.  
  573.     >>7649005
  574.     >walk up to someone and proclaim love to them
  575.     What? I never said that.
  576.  
  577. >>
  578. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:30:45 No.7649026
  579. Replies: >>7649048
  580.  
  581.     >>7649013
  582.     a winrar? really? fucking internet hobo nerd
  583.  
  584.     you just talking shit because youre mad the girl of your dreams got cum on her face
  585.  
  586.     fucking r9k virgin
  587.  
  588. >>
  589. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:30:52 No.7649027
  590.  
  591.     >>7649000
  592.  
  593.     >implying she wasn't fucking and sucking the football player guy the whole time
  594.  
  595. >>
  596. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:30:57 No.7649030
  597. Replies: >>7649063
  598.  
  599.     >>7649021
  600.  
  601.     you might as well have because that's how you look to people.
  602.  
  603. >>
  604. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:31:01 No.7649031
  605. Replies: >>7649043 >>7649107
  606.  
  607.     >>7649010
  608.     >that is something a really dellusionate, shallow robot would say.
  609.  
  610.     This is something someone who's always responded honestly about being a virgin when asked would say.
  611.  
  612.     Every kind of girl, from the extroverted party girl to the shut-in, responds negatively. Women. Do. Not. Like. Virgins.
  613.  
  614. >>
  615. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:31:03 No.7649032
  616. Replies: >>7649062
  617.  
  618.     >>7649007
  619.     >tattoos
  620.     >third person had to take pic
  621.     >catching STD through the screen
  622.  
  623. >>
  624. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:31:54 No.7649043
  625.  
  626.     >>7649031
  627.     nah thats bullshit you're wrong and deserve a SAGE
  628.  
  629.     sage you fuckin hobo pedophile
  630.  
  631. >>
  632. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:32:06 No.7649045
  633. Replies: >>7649091
  634.  
  635.     >>7648994
  636.     Yes go the beta orbiter route and just hope for sex and companionship or whatever the fuck. Surely that will work on her. Faggot.
  637.  
  638. >>
  639. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:32:08 No.7649047
  640.  
  641.     >>7648720 (OP)
  642.     >Tell her the truth since I feel like honesty is the best policy
  643.     >honesty is the best policy
  644.     >telling people you're a virgin
  645.  
  646.     op do you actually go on r9k at all? do you ever listen to all the stories here?
  647.  
  648.     you fucking had it coming. I feel like you need some sympathy right now but nah, just nah
  649.  
  650. >>
  651. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:32:09 No.7649048
  652. Replies: >>7649069 >>7649074
  653.  
  654.     >>7649026
  655.     You suck at trolling, back to clown-college for a few semesters please.
  656.  
  657. >>
  658. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:32:14 No.7649049
  659. Replies: >>7649077
  660.  
  661.     >>7648720 (OP)
  662.     shes a slut. you dodged a bullet OP.
  663.  
  664. >>
  665. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:32:47 No.7649056
  666. File: 1373229167723.jpg-(4 KB, 200x200, 1370394104261.jpg)
  667. 4 KB
  668.  
  669.     hello!
  670.  
  671.     yo!
  672.  
  673.     hello!
  674.  
  675.     yo!
  676.  
  677.     so much retards in this thread hahaha
  678.     >>7649013
  679.  
  680. >>
  681. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:32:56 No.7649057
  682.  
  683.     >>7649009
  684.     Don't listen to the virgin tripfag OP,you DO NOT want to show real emotion to anyone,let alone a fucking girl you saw suck a dick.If you moan like a faggot she will treat you like a faggot.
  685.  
  686.     'I don't have feelings cause feelings are gay'
  687.     Guess how that quote originated.
  688.  
  689. >>
  690. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:32:57 No.7649058
  691.  
  692.     >>7648903
  693.     >I'm tired of having to put so much fucking effort into not making tiny tiny tiny little mistakes when I could be out doing something I actually enjoy, or hanging out with people who like me for who I am and understand that I'm not perfect.
  694.     Pays to have a low sex drive all the time.
  695.  
  696. >>
  697. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:33:04 No.7649062
  698.  
  699.     >>7649032
  700.     yea like not the girl but her waiting like that with the belt in her mouth oh lawd
  701.  
  702. >>
  703. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:33:05 No.7649063
  704.  
  705.     >>7649030
  706.     >you might as well have because that's how you look to people.
  707.     >projecting this hard
  708.  
  709. >>
  710. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:33:14 No.7649066
  711. Replies: >>7649121
  712.  
  713.     >>7649015
  714.     where's the original?
  715.  
  716. >>
  717. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:33:29 No.7649069
  718. Replies: >>7649092
  719.  
  720.     >>7649048
  721.     >implying im trolling
  722.  
  723.     just because you got mad does NOT mean im trolling you dipshit
  724.  
  725.     go back to >>>/b/ where you just discovered the word
  726.  
  727. >>
  728. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:33:33 No.7649070
  729. Replies: >>7649085
  730. File: 1373229213895.gif-(760 KB, 259x214, 1370035067543.gif)
  731. 760 KB
  732.  
  733.     >Read through this thread
  734.     >"OP is a fucking loser, faggot, doing it wrung"
  735.  
  736.     The fuck is wrong with you people?
  737.  
  738.     You niggers put sex on a pedestal and act people don't require love and companionship before they give out their virginity.
  739.     While on other other hand you niggers complain about >tfw no gf
  740.  
  741.     You fuckers are so bipolar it makes me sick.
  742.  
  743.     Don't listen to these faggots, they're demented.
  744.  
  745. >>
  746. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:33:48 No.7649074
  747.  
  748.     >>7649048
  749.     just filter his ass
  750.     he literally says nothing of value
  751.  
  752. >>
  753. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:33:55 No.7649077
  754.  
  755.     >>7649049
  756.     and probably a few STDs
  757.  
  758.     better question, where can you meet decent non-skank college aged girls in modern america
  759.     >as if its even possible
  760.  
  761. >>
  762. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:34:25 No.7649083
  763. Replies: >>7649094 >>7649102 >>7649104 >>7649109 >>7649114 >>7649143 >>7649164
  764.  
  765.     OP here.
  766.  
  767.     I'm trying to wade through all of this conflicting advice right now...
  768.  
  769.     I have a question.
  770.  
  771.     What should I do in the meantime though?
  772.  
  773.     Should I continue to ignore her and be cold to her?
  774.  
  775.     Or should I let my soul die and treat her nicely like I had been doing before?
  776.  
  777. >>
  778. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:34:32 No.7649085
  779.  
  780.     >>7649070
  781.     >Don't listen to these faggots, they're demented.
  782.  
  783.     AGREED 100%
  784.  
  785.     YOU GUYS ARE DEMENTED
  786.  
  787. >>
  788. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:34:58 No.7649091
  789. Replies: >>7649110
  790.  
  791.     >>7649045
  792.     You go calm,relaxed as fuck like you just opened a new door,witnessed a new opportunity and get her to do it you fucking virgin.Do I really have to get into that much detail before your sexually frustrated ass can finally understand?You just made me realize why women hate virgins,they're fucking clueless when it comes around to anything sexual/romantic.
  793.  
  794. >>
  795. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:35:01 No.7649092
  796.  
  797.     >>7649069
  798.     youre reaching swami levels of shitposting bro
  799.  
  800. >>
  801. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:35:06 No.7649094
  802.  
  803.     >>7649083
  804.     just follow your heart and dont listen to these demented idiots
  805.  
  806. >>
  807. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:35:38 No.7649096
  808. Replies: >>7649132
  809.  
  810.     Am I supposed to be scared by this story? I'm still not about to lie about my sexual inexperience.
  811.  
  812. >>
  813. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:36:08 No.7649099
  814. Replies: >>7649139
  815. File: 1373229368829.gif-(195 KB, 540x1775, 20110510.gif)
  816. 195 KB
  817.  
  818.     >>7649015
  819.     second panel related
  820.  
  821. >>
  822. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:36:18 No.7649101
  823. Replies: >>7649137
  824.  
  825.     Americans are degenerate.
  826.  
  827. >>
  828. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:36:20 No.7649102
  829.  
  830.     >>7649083
  831.     just ignore her, don't go out of your way to be cold or harsh but don't treat her any differently than you would a stranger.
  832.  
  833.     move places as soon as you can and remember, ffs, some of the shit you see on r9k
  834.  
  835. >>
  836. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:36:31 No.7649104
  837.  
  838.     >>7649083
  839.     >Or should I let my soul die and treat her nicely like I had been doing before?
  840.  
  841.     this, but you must learn that emotions are not for men of today, you must be cold and unfeeling, yolo, only ever out for having fun, never appear to be intelligent (women hate this as much as virginity), and basically just create a mask for your true, caring personality. You must conform to this soulless, amoral society, just until you can figure out how to escape it.
  842.  
  843. >>
  844. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:36:42 No.7649107
  845. Replies: >>7649129
  846.  
  847.     >>7649031
  848.  
  849.     yeah, and how many girls have you told you're a virgin?
  850.  
  851.     because generalizing from one or two occasions isn't a good idea.
  852.  
  853.     you're just making huge assumptions. not every girl is like that, far from it. although i guess it's right to say that a little more than half of them have these non-virgin standards, but then again they're slutish.
  854.  
  855. >>
  856. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:36:57 No.7649109
  857. Replies: >>7649131
  858.  
  859.     >>7649083
  860.     >What should I do in the meantime though?
  861.     relax. read a book. take a walk. get off 4chan for a while
  862.     >Should I continue to ignore her and be cold to her?
  863.     nope, next time you see here say whats up and go about your business. act like nothing weird happened at all.
  864.     >Or should I let my soul die and treat her nicely like I had been doing before?
  865.     nope. treat her like some random housemate you have nothing in common with. neither cold nor hot.
  866.     don't do little favors for her, don't seek her out, don't let it show that she's affected you in the least.
  867.  
  868. >>
  869. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:37:03 No.7649110
  870.  
  871.     >>7649091
  872.     this is the most demented thing ive ever read
  873.  
  874.     never give "advice" again
  875.  
  876. >>
  877. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:37:22 No.7649114
  878.  
  879.     >>7649083
  880.     and just in case your faggot ass tries to follow some of the shit tripfag trolling itt, fucking don't
  881.  
  882.     >following your heart
  883.  
  884.     the last time you did that you admitted you were a virgin which is such a fucking stupid thing to do you ended up on r9k crying about it
  885.  
  886. >>
  887. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:38:04 No.7649121
  888. Replies: >>7649152 >>7649170 >>7649239
  889. File: 1373229484888.png-(523 KB, 600x1351, bertter1.png)
  890. 523 KB
  891.  
  892.     >>7649066
  893.     I don't have it anymore, but the original had the green dude pining after the pink girl and then the fat nerdy girl pining after him and then the blue cool guy pining after the fat purple nerd
  894.  
  895.  
  896.     it was a fantasy, p. much
  897.  
  898. >>
  899. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:38:20 No.7649129
  900.  
  901.     >>7649107
  902.     At least 17. In multiple countries.
  903.  
  904. >>
  905. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:38:36 No.7649131
  906.  
  907.     >>7649109
  908.     this is REDDIT tier advice just get the fuck out if you think this is gonna work just leave your demented fantasys at home in your mind
  909.  
  910. >>
  911. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:38:38 No.7649132
  912.  
  913.     >>7649096
  914.     I was like you, thought i had an emotional connection with a girl, met her parents even. I was even a few points higher than her on the attractiveness scale. Let it slip while we were making out and never talked to her again.
  915.     On the one hand I feel like she wasnt worth it.
  916.     On the other hand I realize there is no girl that would actually react differentlyu.
  917.  
  918. >>
  919. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:38:57 No.7649135
  920. Replies: >>7649145
  921.  
  922.     Don't care so much.
  923.     Don't put so much value into a relationship.
  924.     Didn't happen with her? Move on.
  925.     She's into new things now. Do likewise.
  926.  
  927. >>
  928. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:39:12 No.7649137
  929. Replies: >>7649142
  930.  
  931.     >>7649101
  932.     >Americans are degenerate
  933.  
  934.     Ok where on earth are the girls not terrible like in OPs story?
  935.  
  936. >>
  937. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:39:16 No.7649139
  938. Replies: >>7649155
  939.  
  940.     >>7649099
  941.     hahahaha oh man. That is surely spot on, which is sad too
  942.  
  943. >>
  944. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:39:39 No.7649142
  945.  
  946.     >>7649137
  947.     The Muslim world at the very least.
  948.  
  949. >>
  950. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:39:43 No.7649143
  951. Replies: >>7649174
  952.  
  953.     >>7649083
  954.     I say play it normally, a little on the cold side
  955.     The BEST thing you can do is somehow show her you moved on, if you can be seen with any other girl publicly that would be great.
  956.  
  957.     Seriously just invite any other girl to your house and hang out with her.
  958.  
  959. >>
  960. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:39:46 No.7649145
  961. Replies: >>7649191
  962.  
  963.     >>7649135
  964.     >j-just be AWESOME!!!!!! YEA BRO FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY!!!!!!!
  965.  
  966.     you are the worst kind of people
  967.  
  968. >>
  969. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:40:09 No.7649152
  970. Replies: >>7649170 >>7649193
  971. File: 1373229609476.gif-(38 KB, 329x302, 1357356383336.gif)
  972. 38 KB
  973.  
  974.     >>7649121
  975.     and also someone made this horrifying .gif
  976.  
  977. >>
  978. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:40:23 No.7649155
  979.  
  980.     >>7649139
  981.     I prefer it to the original or the editions of the other anon to be honest.
  982.  
  983. >>
  984. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:40:59 No.7649164
  985. Replies: >>7649189
  986.  
  987.     >>7649083
  988.     she did nothing wrong. don't be a cunt
  989.  
  990. >>
  991. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:41:41 No.7649170
  992.  
  993.     >>7649152
  994.     >>7649121
  995.     >>7649015
  996.     why so of mad
  997.  
  998. >>
  999. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:41:47 No.7649174
  1000. Replies: >>7649293
  1001.  
  1002.     >>7649143
  1003.     good job tryin to make yourself into someone youre not for a girl
  1004.  
  1005.     MAXIMUM BETA DETECTED
  1006.  
  1007.     op do NOT listen to this faggot he will make your life worse and feel better about his own
  1008.  
  1009. >>
  1010. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:42:20 No.7649179
  1011. Replies: >>7649192 >>7649213
  1012.  
  1013.     ITT: Robots dragging another innocent soul down into the hell the have built for themselves.
  1014.  
  1015.     I kinda feel sorry for OP that he found this place.
  1016.  
  1017. >>
  1018. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:42:32 No.7649183
  1019.  
  1020.     TrueLegend
  1021.     You are a worthless piece of shit with too much time on your hands.
  1022.     You make an ass out of yourself every time you commit a thought in writing.
  1023.     Listen closely, son.
  1024.     You are a loser
  1025.     You are loud
  1026.     You are obnoxious
  1027.     You are a virgin
  1028.  
  1029.     Fuck yourself sideways you mouthy little shit
  1030.  
  1031. >>
  1032. 54m50n !rFHRbO/sT. 07/07/13(Sun)16:42:41 No.7649185
  1033.  
  1034.     give her the Michael Rosen rape
  1035.     http://youtu.be/XVNpi-v7WSE?t=1m1s
  1036.  
  1037. >>
  1038. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:43:04 No.7649189
  1039. Replies: >>7649230
  1040.  
  1041.     >>7649164
  1042.  
  1043.     >She did nothing wrong
  1044.  
  1045.     NIGGER ARE YOU SERIOUS
  1046.  
  1047.     She behaved like an animal, with ZERO human decency. She was clearly into OP , then she dropped him for some alpha douchebag for something so trivial...There is no rational reason why a woman should care so much that a guy is a virgin. It's completely irrational.
  1048.  
  1049. >>
  1050. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:43:32 No.7649191
  1051.  
  1052.     >>7649145
  1053.     If you care too much then you get hurt.
  1054.     Take your time.
  1055.     I didn't say he should fuck random sluts, I said he should be able to move on.
  1056.     What happened with that woman?
  1057.     They flirted, they kissed, during what 1month? 2 weeks?
  1058.     She's not that into him. Big deal.
  1059.  
  1060. >>
  1061. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:43:32 No.7649192
  1062.  
  1063.     >>7649179
  1064.     THIS
  1065.  
  1066.     THIS SO MUCH
  1067.  
  1068.     op you made the wrong decision to ask these demented idiots for help
  1069.  
  1070.     they will just make you into the worst person just like themselves
  1071.  
  1072. >>
  1073. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:43:34 No.7649193
  1074.  
  1075.     >>7649152
  1076.     mein sides are saurkraut
  1077.  
  1078. >>
  1079. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:43:59 No.7649201
  1080. Replies: >>7649217
  1081.  
  1082.     >>7648720 (OP)
  1083.     well think about it like this OP, if she's the kind of person who will suck off a random dude just because you're a virgin then she wasn't worth it and you would've been miserable anyway. As for real advice, this is what you do
  1084.     >start working out 5 days a week, go on /fit/ to see what you need to do get in shape
  1085.     >get a good looking, work on boosting your confidence, talk to a lot of girls in the meantime
  1086.     >don't worry about hooking up with them, just learn how to read expressions and body language
  1087.     >practice skills with flirting
  1088.     >while you're doing that, find a really good looking dude with some kind of STD (herpes or hepatitis would be best)
  1089.     >pay him to fuck this girl without a condom then drop her completely
  1090.     >assuming you've gotten better at getting girls by now, find one who isn't a complete bitch and woo her and proceed to have lots of loud sex in the house
  1091.     >if things go accordingly, your crush should find out she has the herpes
  1092.     >now she's sitting in her home, crying because no guy wants to touch damaged goods like her, while she has to deal with you and your gf banging like animals
  1093.  
  1094. >>
  1095. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:44:15 No.7649208
  1096. File: 1373229855923.jpg-(149 KB, 505x2928, ChadThundercock.jpg)
  1097. 149 KB
  1098.  
  1099.     Pic VERY related to OP's story
  1100.  
  1101. >>
  1102. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:44:16 No.7649209
  1103. Replies: >>7649240
  1104.  
  1105.     >>7648720 (OP)
  1106.     OP
  1107.  
  1108.     Serious non robot advice
  1109.  
  1110.     She happened to be a slut. You were lucky, you actually dodge what would become a cheating cunt. Move on. There's 3.5 billion women left still.
  1111.  
  1112. >>
  1113. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:44:38 No.7649213
  1114.  
  1115.     >>7649179
  1116.     >OP didn't listen to the countless threads where the fact that women generally don't like male virgins is constantly posted about
  1117.     >OP didn't listen to the countless threads where robots bitch about how normalfags always freak out about any robot like qualities
  1118.     >OP didn't listen
  1119.  
  1120. >>
  1121. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:44:47 No.7649217
  1122.  
  1123.     >>7649201
  1124.     wow disgusting just dedicate your whole life to doing all this dumb shit for women
  1125.  
  1126.     that my son, is called being a beta. and that is you
  1127.  
  1128. >>
  1129. Popeye !!ijyx6iOFP4z 07/07/13(Sun)16:45:27 No.7649230
  1130.  
  1131.     >>7649189
  1132.     Its a complete red flag for women.
  1133.     It signals that theres something not quite right about him, or why else would he be a virgin at that age? Its clearly not a choice.
  1134.  
  1135.     And this place of all cant complain about 'irrational' red flags. Not liking male virgins is far more rational than not liking non-virgin females.
  1136.  
  1137. >>
  1138. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:45:28 No.7649232
  1139. Replies: >>7649243 >>7649255
  1140.  
  1141.     >Tell her the truth since I feel like honesty is the best policy
  1142.  
  1143.     Apparently it's not.
  1144.  
  1145. >>
  1146. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:45:37 No.7649236
  1147. Replies: >>7649247 >>7649248 >>7649282
  1148. File: 1373229937786.jpg-(49 KB, 264x346, 1325536346600.jpg)
  1149. 49 KB
  1150.  
  1151.     I always take these silly stories with a grain of salt.
  1152.     there are tons of cuckolds that come here to get their fix off these stupid stories, and they love the reactions people give them.
  1153.  
  1154. >>
  1155. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:46:03 No.7649239
  1156. File: 1373229963907.png-(351 KB, 954x405, 1346261883636.png)
  1157. 351 KB
  1158.  
  1159.     >>7649121
  1160.     Also not the original but here's the best version
  1161.  
  1162. >>
  1163. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:46:07 No.7649240
  1164.  
  1165.     >>7649209
  1166.     wrong you dipshit bullshit
  1167.  
  1168.     she was able to fuck that guy because she wasnt in a relationship
  1169.  
  1170.     do you think shed have fucked him if her and op were going out? no. you are just trying to ruing op with your robot virgin mindset
  1171.  
  1172. >>
  1173. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:46:30 No.7649243
  1174.  
  1175.     >>7649232
  1176.     it is if he wanted a romantic relationship, since he dodged a slut
  1177.  
  1178.     it isn't if he just wanted to get into her pants
  1179.  
  1180. >>
  1181. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:47:07 No.7649247
  1182.  
  1183.     >>7649236
  1184.     seriously.
  1185.     how unlucky do you robots have to be to walk in on these exact moments
  1186.     >togathi possible
  1187.  
  1188. >>
  1189. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:47:09 No.7649248
  1190.  
  1191.     >>7649236
  1192.     >the story was a ruse
  1193.     >the tripfag and several anons were samefagging all along
  1194.     >another piss in an ocean of piss
  1195.  
  1196. >>
  1197. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:47:19 No.7649255
  1198. Replies: >>7649278
  1199.  
  1200.     >>7649232
  1201.     it is the best policy
  1202.  
  1203.     you just say it isnt because you wanna look alpha trying to parrot the other robots
  1204.  
  1205.     in reality you dont take this advice yourself
  1206.  
  1207.     disgusting piece of shit liar
  1208.  
  1209. >>
  1210. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:48:09 No.7649267
  1211. Replies: >>7649275 >>7649285
  1212.  
  1213.     Get fit, get confident
  1214.     Bang bitches
  1215.     Make her regret it
  1216.  
  1217. >>
  1218. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:49:07 No.7649275
  1219.  
  1220.     >>7649267
  1221.     why do you think this demeted advice works?
  1222.  
  1223.     you are trying to make op do all this retarded bullshit and it doesnt do anything at all
  1224.  
  1225.     it wont make the girl not have sucked that guys dick
  1226.  
  1227.     holy FUCK you're retarded
  1228.  
  1229. >>
  1230. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:49:17 No.7649278
  1231.  
  1232.     >>7649255
  1233.     >!IN.qi8mEXs
  1234.     great now I have to go all the way up to settings and edit this code so i can go back to enjoying foreveralone chat
  1235.  
  1236. >>
  1237. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:49:22 No.7649279
  1238. Replies: >>7649285
  1239.  
  1240.     Why does /r9k/'s advice on how to get girls or generally become a better person always start with "work out"? As if liften weights and sweating somehow changed anything (well, it actually does: gets you in a wheelchair).
  1241.  
  1242. >>
  1243. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:49:31 No.7649282
  1244.  
  1245.     >>7649236
  1246.  
  1247.     And whats funny is that same situations happen every single time
  1248.  
  1249. >>
  1250. TheTrueLegend !IN.qi8mEXs 07/07/13(Sun)16:49:52 No.7649285
  1251.  
  1252.     >>7649279
  1253.     THIS SO MUCH
  1254.  
  1255.     godlike, anon
  1256.     >>7649267
  1257.     >>7649267
  1258.  
  1259. >>
  1260. Anonymous 07/07/13(Sun)16:50:20 No.7649293
  1261.  
  1262.     >>7649174
  1263.     Nice troll attempt tripfriend.
  1264.  
  1265.     How exactly am I going to feel better about giving OP solid advice?
  1266.  
  1267.     1) he either gets a new girl and moves on, being the 'bigger person' not lashing out at the girl for being a slut/whatever
  1268.  
  1269.     2) he makes the previous girl jealous causing her to get closer to him, overcoming her shock-factor of being attracted to a person that had no contact with girls before her.
  1270.  
  1271.     I really hate to bring PUA stuff in here, but look up pre-selection, that shit has scientific research to back it up.
  1272.  
  1273.     If you are with/was with a girl, you are automatically more attractive to women. period.
  1274.  
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