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- >Take fluffy to park
- >Let fluffy pony play with the other fluffies, hugging and yelling and whatnot
- >Meet a very nice female fluffy owner
- >Be talking on bench with said fly honey for a while, sipping a coffee you got on the way
- >Took the lid off because those plastic things hurt your lips
- >Fluffy pony starts grinding at your leg
- >"Daddy com pway wif' fwuffy!"
- "No, fluffy, daddy's talking to a friend right now."
- >Fluffy pony trots off in a huff, groaning about, "Daddy no pway!"
- >Talk to lady friend for a bit longer
- >Pull up coffee to take another sip
- >Your face when fluffy pony explodes out of the cup, splashing hot liquid all over your face
- >Fluffy pony yells, "PWAY!" when doing this
- >You regain yourself and turn to your lady friend
- >She is soaked, too
- >Turn, angrily, to your fluffy pony
- >He simply makes a pouty face and says, "Bwos befow hows, daddy."
- >He's totally right
- >Remove fluffy pony from cup
- >Toss the remaining coffee on hoe
- >Return home to watch movies with your bro
- >Fluffy pony loves Kevin Costner
- >Pop in Waterworld
- >Fluffy pony drowns
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