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Oct 9th, 2020
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  1. ///C
  2. Arthur:
  3. Oh, great. It's the rodent bastard.
  4. Ronaldo:
  5. Oh, great! It's the golden oldie! I thought you were retired, old man.
  6. Arthur:
  7. I won't stand idly by while my country is threatened.
  8. Ronaldo:
  9. Heh, this is a little out of your league, you old fart.
  10. Arthur:
  11. If a giant shaved rat like you can be of use here, an old soldier like myself can find purpose here.
  12. Ronaldo:
  13. Eh, whatever. Try not to break a hip, ya fossil.
  14. Arthur:
  15. You should spend more time with your mouth open facing the enemy. Maybe you'd kill some of these with that breath of yours.
  16. Ronaldo:
  17. Gyagh... You shriveled up old prune...
  18.  
  19. ///B
  20. Arthur:
  21. It amazes me how your stench has become more potent. Did you knock out any enemies with that?
  22. Ronaldo:
  23. Have you with that staff of yours? Say, how come you're using that thing anyway? I remember you carrying around a sword back then.
  24. Arthur:
  25. ... I'm too old to fight with a weapon these days. My "equilibrium" should just be called "librium" at this point. Staves can also double as a cane, so I can walk easier.
  26. Ronaldo:
  27. Yeesh, you're having more trouble than I thought, old timer... You sure you wanna be out here doing this?
  28. Arthur:
  29. I have no choice in the matter now. If I had disciplined that idiot, Dracul, correctly, Ernterre would never have been invaded.
  30. Ronaldo:
  31. Whoa, you can't be blaming yourself for that.
  32. Arthur:
  33. I'll be damned if I can't. You're to blame as well!
  34. Ronaldo:
  35. Me!? Hey, that ain't fair...
  36. Arthur:
  37. You listen to me and you listen good, Ronaldo. I'm only going to say this once. I retired knowing you could keep an eye on things. You're a damned degenerate, but you produce results. I thought if something was wrong, you'd sniff it out, and take care of it before something bad happens.
  38. Ronaldo:
  39. Tch...
  40. Arthur:
  41. It's up to both of us to fix this mess now. Understood?
  42. Ronaldo:
  43. ... Yeah.
  44.  
  45. ///A
  46. Arthur:
  47. Mmm. Ronaldo, how long has it been since we first met?
  48. Ronaldo:
  49. Eh, beats me.
  50. Arthur:
  51. It has been thirteen years.
  52. Ronaldo:
  53. Ah, okay...
  54. Arthur:
  55. Orion was still a boy when he became duke. His mother couldn't stand the death of his father. She wilted like a flower without him. I don't blame her. But I thought it wasn't right to have such a young man be pushed into such responsibility. I saw it in myself to support and guide him as best as I could. Then he brought you into the picture... A filthy rogue from the streets.
  56. Ronaldo:
  57. We started flinging insults at each other immediately. And we really haven't stopped since, huh?
  58. Arthur:
  59. I hated you. I was worried a stray like you would corrupt him. I was wrong though. I don't believe he would be who he is without you.
  60. Ronaldo:
  61. I don't know about that...
  62. Arthur:
  63. Well, I do. I knew I left him in capable hands when I retired.
  64. Ronaldo:
  65. Yeesh, laying it on a little thick, old man.
  66. Arthur:
  67. Don't get used to it. I could name a million things wrong with you. This'll be the last time I say something nice.
  68. Ronaldo:
  69. Oh, thank goodness.
  70. Arthur:
  71. Anyway, keep doing what you're doing. And let's end this war together, okay?
  72. Ronaldo:
  73. Yeah, sure.
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