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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- Deflection is good.
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- 00:02:04,396 --> 00:02:05,465
- Off the post!
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- 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:10,168
- Now out of the zone in
- the center of the ice.
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- 00:02:10,170 --> 00:02:11,301
- Look out!
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- 00:02:11,303 --> 00:02:12,872
- Oo, just missed it.
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- 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,876
- Dumps it off and
- chases on the fly.
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- 00:02:18,211 --> 00:02:21,111
- Westridge now pouring
- in off the bench.
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- 00:02:21,113 --> 00:02:22,212
- What a hit!
- 10
- 00:02:45,338 --> 00:02:47,504
- What the hell, man?
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- 00:02:47,506 --> 00:02:49,439
- What are you doing out of bed?
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- 00:02:49,441 --> 00:02:51,278
- I can't go to sleep.
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- 00:02:52,646 --> 00:02:54,646
- Tell me a story.
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- 00:02:54,648 --> 00:02:56,380
- Tell you a story?
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- 00:02:56,382 --> 00:02:57,917
- A scary story.
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- 00:02:58,652 --> 00:03:01,019
- You want me to tell
- you a scary story?
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- 00:03:01,021 --> 00:03:02,253
- Yep.
- 18
- 00:03:02,255 --> 00:03:04,021
- I'm trying to watch the game.
- 19
- 00:03:04,023 --> 00:03:04,657
- Please.
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- 00:03:07,626 --> 00:03:10,662
- Okay, you want a scary story?
- 21
- 00:03:10,664 --> 00:03:13,000
- I'll tell you a scary story.
- 22
- 00:03:14,134 --> 00:03:17,001
- He shoots, he scores!
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- 00:03:17,003 --> 00:03:20,504
- Let's see, ah,
- I got one for you.
- 24
- 00:03:20,506 --> 00:03:24,609
- Once upon a time there
- was a guy named Johnny.
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- 00:03:24,611 --> 00:03:28,111
- You see, the thing you got
- to know about Johnny is,
- 26
- 00:03:28,113 --> 00:03:30,681
- Johnny is an asshole.
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- 00:04:38,684 --> 00:04:41,151
- What
- the fuck is this?
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- 00:04:41,153 --> 00:04:43,086
- It is your lunch,
- señor Johnny.
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- 00:04:43,088 --> 00:04:45,358
- No, you ignorant wetback.
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- 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:48,328
- Is this metal?
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- 00:04:51,131 --> 00:04:54,264
- SÃÂ, señor Johnny,
- that is a metal spoon.
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- 00:04:54,266 --> 00:04:57,769
- How many times have I
- said that I cannot eat
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- 00:04:57,771 --> 00:05:00,071
- with metal utensils?
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- 00:05:00,073 --> 00:05:03,507
- I follow a strict Edo
- period macrobiotic diet
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- 00:05:03,509 --> 00:05:05,278
- which means no metal.
- 36
- 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:08,512
- I apologize señor Johnny,
- 37
- 00:05:08,514 --> 00:05:09,713
- I can bring you a plastic...
- 38
- 00:05:09,715 --> 00:05:12,449
- Plastic, are
- you loca señorita?
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- 00:05:12,451 --> 00:05:13,754
- Wood, I need wood.
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- 00:05:15,254 --> 00:05:18,158
- I apologize
- señor Johnny.
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- 00:05:20,393 --> 00:05:22,192
- It's okay.
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- 00:05:22,194 --> 00:05:23,429
- Now, come here.
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- 00:05:30,102 --> 00:05:34,273
- It's too late, you've already
- tainted it with the metal.
- 44
- 00:05:35,408 --> 00:05:38,412
- Forget it, I'll get
- something later.
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- 00:05:40,814 --> 00:05:42,049
- No.
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- 00:05:43,150 --> 00:05:46,283
- Go get the hypoallergenic
- cloth, then wipe it up.
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- 00:05:46,285 --> 00:05:48,054
- SÃÂ, señor Johnny.
- 48
- 00:05:53,093 --> 00:05:55,793
- Like two little piglets
- wrestling under a blanket.
- 49
- 00:05:55,795 --> 00:05:57,595
- How many kids do
- you have, Lucia.
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- 00:05:57,597 --> 00:05:59,863
- Seis, señor Johnny.
- 51
- 00:05:59,865 --> 00:06:03,100
- And that's why
- you're not invited.
- 52
- 00:06:03,102 --> 00:06:06,739
- Those things must just
- fall out at this point.
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- 00:06:14,413 --> 00:06:15,545
- Stop!
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- 00:06:15,547 --> 00:06:16,646
- Stop!
- 55
- 00:06:16,648 --> 00:06:19,584
- You freaking taco, what
- do you think you're doing?
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- 00:06:19,586 --> 00:06:21,586
- Ah, sÃÂ, señor Johnny.
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- 00:06:23,489 --> 00:06:25,790
- What, what are you saying?
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- 00:06:25,792 --> 00:06:27,124
- Speak English.
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- 00:06:27,126 --> 00:06:29,127
- Ah, no hablo
- ingles, señor Johnny.
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- 00:06:29,129 --> 00:06:30,495
- Hablo español,
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- 00:06:30,497 --> 00:06:32,800
- No salt, the salt you idiot.
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- 00:06:34,234 --> 00:06:36,766
- I said you only pour
- salt in the pool
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- 00:06:36,768 --> 00:06:39,237
- with pink Himalayan sea salt.
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- 00:06:39,239 --> 00:06:42,139
- Ah, sÃÂ, señor Johnny, yeah.
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- 00:06:42,141 --> 00:06:45,143
- Abominable blazario.
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- 00:06:45,145 --> 00:06:47,214
- Oh my God, no, Himalayan.
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- 00:06:48,648 --> 00:06:50,417
- Alejandro, Alejandro!
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- 00:06:51,316 --> 00:06:53,119
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
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- 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,155
- Yes, sir.
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- 00:06:56,088 --> 00:06:59,225
- Will you please
- translate Jose for me?
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- 00:07:00,893 --> 00:07:04,098
- I don't speak
- Spanish, Mr. Johnny.
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- 00:07:05,331 --> 00:07:08,533
- Your name is Alejandro, how
- could you not speak Spanish?
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- 00:07:08,535 --> 00:07:09,567
- Sir, my actual name...
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- 00:07:15,874 --> 00:07:18,209
- Señor Johnny, you have
- to forgive my husband.
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- 00:07:18,211 --> 00:07:20,177
- He's having mental problems,
- you know he did not...
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- 00:07:20,179 --> 00:07:21,415
- What is that?
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- 00:07:22,448 --> 00:07:24,882
- The
- micro-antibacterial rag.
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- 00:07:24,884 --> 00:07:27,386
- No, no, those are my boxers.
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- Give me that.
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- 00:07:30,657 --> 00:07:31,492
- Aiesha!
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- 00:07:36,328 --> 00:07:37,163
- Aiesha!
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- 00:07:40,699 --> 00:07:42,966
- What the fuck, Aiesha?
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- 00:07:42,968 --> 00:07:44,968
- Seriously, how dumb are you?
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- 00:07:44,970 --> 00:07:48,738
- Why in the Philippians,
- would you but my white boxers
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- 00:07:48,740 --> 00:07:50,908
- in with my brand new red sheets?
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- 00:07:50,910 --> 00:07:54,780
- Well, Mr. Johnny, if
- you brought me that...
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- 00:08:08,994 --> 00:08:10,860
- Damn these bloody bitches.
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- 00:08:10,862 --> 00:08:14,233
- Why is it so hard
- to get fucking laid.
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- 00:08:17,737 --> 00:08:19,306
- You, you can do it.
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- 00:08:21,874 --> 00:08:24,374
- I ain't sleeping
- with you, Mr. Johnny.
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- 00:08:24,376 --> 00:08:25,875
- You wish.
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- 00:08:25,877 --> 00:08:28,913
- Now go get this chick and
- drop her off where I tell you.
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- 00:08:28,915 --> 00:08:30,781
- I ain't a taxi service.
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- 00:08:30,783 --> 00:08:33,884
- Besides, you have one
- of them pick her up.
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- 00:08:33,886 --> 00:08:36,721
- You're whatever Ben
- Franklin says you are.
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- 00:08:36,723 --> 00:08:38,923
- Besides, those fence
- fairies clown car
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- 00:08:38,925 --> 00:08:43,229
- probably smells like
- refried beans and tampico.
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- 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,902
- And if I don't?
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- 00:08:50,303 --> 00:08:53,004
- Then you're out of a job.
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- 00:08:53,006 --> 00:08:54,572
- Thank you, Mr. Johnny.
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- 00:08:54,574 --> 00:08:57,910
- It's been a real
- pleasure working for you.
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- 00:08:59,545 --> 00:09:01,615
- Okay, what do you want?
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- 00:09:04,317 --> 00:09:05,919
- I want an invite.
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- 00:09:08,288 --> 00:09:10,288
- It's for hot girls only.
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- 00:09:10,290 --> 00:09:12,289
- Well, it looks like you're
- going to be one hot girl short.
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- 00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:13,960
- Goodbye, Mr. Johnny.
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- 00:09:16,596 --> 00:09:17,998
- Okay, fine, wait.
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- 00:09:21,034 --> 00:09:24,938
- I'll text you the address
- when I'm on the road.
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- 00:09:33,512 --> 00:09:35,046
- Hey, don't short change me
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- 00:09:35,048 --> 00:09:37,514
- on the weeding and
- shit, Alejandro.
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- 00:09:37,516 --> 00:09:39,517
- Got my eye on you.
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- 00:09:39,519 --> 00:09:42,919
- Don't make me call immigration.
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- 00:09:42,921 --> 00:09:44,721
- Why isn't my shit loaded yet?
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- 00:09:44,723 --> 00:09:47,627
- I'll get right
- on it, Mr. Johnny.
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- 00:09:53,065 --> 00:09:56,933
- Did he just threaten to
- call immigration on y'all?
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- 00:09:56,935 --> 00:10:00,339
- He still thinks
- we're fucking Mexicans.
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- 00:10:01,506 --> 00:10:03,977
- I mean, do we look
- Mexican to you?
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- 00:10:07,713 --> 00:10:11,682
- You know damn well
- I ain't no Mexican.
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- 00:10:11,684 --> 00:10:12,850
- I got to go guys.
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- 00:10:12,852 --> 00:10:16,086
- I got to run an
- errand for Mr. Johnny.
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- 00:11:09,007 --> 00:11:12,710
- Jennifer, we need to
- go get Brittany from the club.
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- 00:11:12,712 --> 00:11:15,881
- Who the
- hell is Brittany.
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- 00:11:25,925 --> 00:11:28,527
- Hey, you friends of Johnny's?
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- 00:11:30,029 --> 00:11:30,894
- Get in.
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- 00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:32,897
- Woo, that's that
- I'm talking about!
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- 00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:34,565
- Party time!
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- 00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:35,402
- Woo!
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- 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:44,207
- Okay, remember now, Johnny
- can't know that we're dating.
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- 00:11:44,209 --> 00:11:46,009
- Luke, we've been
- dating for a year
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- 00:11:46,011 --> 00:11:48,846
- and I still haven't
- met your brother.
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- 00:11:48,848 --> 00:11:50,214
- Yeah, but Johnny's
- a big prick,
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- 00:11:50,216 --> 00:11:53,918
- I don't think you
- want to meet him.
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- 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,220
- Are you sure this
- is going to be safe?
- 134
- 00:11:56,222 --> 00:11:58,556
- Yeah, why would
- it not be safe?
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- 00:11:58,558 --> 00:12:02,396
- What if he
- tries to sleep with me?
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- 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:06,629
- I don't think he's going to
- be trying to sleep with you.
- 137
- 00:12:06,631 --> 00:12:08,097
- How do you know that?
- 138
- 00:12:08,099 --> 00:12:10,701
- Cause you're not his type,
- he only likes fun girls.
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- 00:13:15,535 --> 00:13:16,770
- Motherfucker.
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- 00:13:17,904 --> 00:13:19,739
- He expects us to walk.
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- 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:22,175
- Damn it.
- 142
- 00:13:41,794 --> 00:13:44,662
- You know, it's really cool
- that you don't have a radio.
- 143
- 00:13:44,664 --> 00:13:46,996
- Gave us a chance
- to talk, you know.
- 144
- 00:13:46,998 --> 00:13:48,298
- Really get to know each other
- 145
- 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:51,568
- and connect on a
- spiritual level.
- 146
- 00:13:51,570 --> 00:13:53,706
- Hey, should I come with you?
- 147
- 00:13:54,973 --> 00:13:57,707
- Totally feeling you, man.
- 148
- 00:13:57,709 --> 00:14:01,814
- We should be quiet, take in
- the nature that surrounds us.
- 149
- 00:14:32,612 --> 00:14:34,912
- I think we have to walk.
- 150
- 00:14:39,651 --> 00:14:41,818
- Yeah, it's just like you
- could feel the ora of people,
- 151
- 00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:44,621
- you know, it's like it
- radiates off of them, you know.
- 152
- 00:14:44,623 --> 00:14:47,890
- Like Brittany's ora is kind
- of like dark, you know.
- 153
- 00:14:47,892 --> 00:14:51,828
- Yours is like, like I can feel
- that you feel me, you know.
- 154
- 00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:54,398
- It's like that time Johnny
- walked into the vape shop.
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- 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,767
- Ah, like, I knew there
- was something different.
- 156
- 00:14:56,769 --> 00:14:59,302
- Just something about his ora.
- 157
- 00:14:59,304 --> 00:15:01,107
- Do you hear the bells?
- 158
- 00:15:02,742 --> 00:15:03,376
- Oh my God.
- 159
- 00:15:06,378 --> 00:15:09,712
- This is so fucking cool, man.
- 160
- 00:15:18,424 --> 00:15:20,423
- You two really
- make a cute couple.
- 161
- 00:15:20,425 --> 00:15:22,359
- Oh, we're not a couple.
- 162
- 00:15:22,361 --> 00:15:24,327
- I'm just a random hot
- girl he found on the street.
- 163
- 00:15:24,329 --> 00:15:26,062
- Street?
- 164
- 00:15:26,064 --> 00:15:28,197
- Oh my God, no, no you should
- really try dancing instead.
- 165
- 00:15:28,199 --> 00:15:29,365
- It's how Johnny and I meet.
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- 00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:31,067
- She's not a hooker.
- 167
- 00:15:31,069 --> 00:15:33,736
- Oh, well either way, dancing
- is amazing for the body.
- 168
- 00:15:33,738 --> 00:15:35,272
- Like seriously, you
- should see what it does...
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- 00:15:35,274 --> 00:15:36,340
- She's not going to
- be a stripper either.
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- 00:15:36,342 --> 00:15:38,174
- I'm a CPA actually.
- 171
- 00:15:38,176 --> 00:15:41,080
- So, you like to
- watch people pee?
- 172
- 00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:44,181
- I wonder why Aiesha's here?
- 173
- 00:15:44,183 --> 00:15:47,817
- Oh my God, I am so glad
- that they brought Aiesha
- 174
- 00:15:47,819 --> 00:15:49,887
- I bet she's here
- to do the laundry.
- 175
- 00:15:49,889 --> 00:15:52,155
- I don't think this
- place has running water.
- 176
- 00:15:52,157 --> 00:15:53,225
- Wait, what?
- 177
- 00:16:05,036 --> 00:16:06,736
- Where's Johnny?
- 178
- 00:16:06,738 --> 00:16:08,772
- How the hell should I know?
- 179
- 00:17:53,479 --> 00:17:57,016
- Welcome everybody,
- please have a seat.
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- 00:18:08,894 --> 00:18:11,961
- Hear ye, hear ye, I
- officially commence
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- 00:18:11,963 --> 00:18:16,168
- this years haunted hot girl
- and one black bitch challenge.
- 182
- 00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:22,442
- No, no, no, you see it's
- okay, cause he's an asshole.
- 183
- 00:18:24,609 --> 00:18:25,976
- What are you doing out of bed?
- 184
- 00:18:25,978 --> 00:18:27,877
- Just getting some water.
- 185
- 00:18:27,879 --> 00:18:29,212
- What's he doing out of bed?
- 186
- 00:18:29,214 --> 00:18:31,515
- He couldn't sleep so
- I'm telling him a story.
- 187
- 00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:34,151
- How many beers has he had?
- 188
- 00:18:34,153 --> 00:18:35,152
- Stolen
- and clear to the center,
- 189
- 00:18:35,154 --> 00:18:36,021
- down the ice.
- 190
- 00:18:37,857 --> 00:18:41,528
- They're just hanging
- on now with 2:36 to go.
- 191
- 00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:47,597
- Up to the line gathering speed.
- 192
- 00:18:47,599 --> 00:18:50,634
- That pass does not connect.
- 193
- 00:18:50,636 --> 00:18:54,471
- His stories are
- better when he's drunk.
- 194
- 00:18:54,473 --> 00:18:56,539
- - Alright.
- - Continue.
- 195
- 00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:58,911
- So, anyway, where was I?
- 196
- 00:19:00,078 --> 00:19:01,580
- Mm, yeah I got it.
- 197
- 00:19:03,616 --> 00:19:04,481
- Alright, haunted hot girl...
- 198
- 00:19:04,483 --> 00:19:07,886
- Girl and one black
- bitch challenge.
- 199
- 00:19:09,454 --> 00:19:11,421
- The rules are simple.
- 200
- 00:19:11,423 --> 00:19:14,223
- You spin the gun and
- wherever it lands
- 201
- 00:19:14,225 --> 00:19:16,425
- is where you stay for the night.
- 202
- 00:19:16,427 --> 00:19:19,264
- If you leave,
- you're disqualified.
- 203
- 00:19:20,232 --> 00:19:22,566
- If you give up, you must yell,
- 204
- 00:19:22,568 --> 00:19:27,336
- "Johnny has the biggest
- cock I've ever seen."
- 205
- 00:19:27,338 --> 00:19:29,071
- That's it.
- 206
- 00:19:29,073 --> 00:19:32,608
- You wish, my petite
- Nubian house servant.
- 207
- 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:35,679
- No, I like to change
- the odds up every year
- 208
- 00:19:35,681 --> 00:19:38,382
- and this one is no exception.
- 209
- 00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:41,451
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- I present to you,
- 210
- 00:19:41,453 --> 00:19:42,888
- the Devil's Acid.
- 211
- 00:19:45,223 --> 00:19:48,392
- Oh hell no, I
- ain't doing no drugs.
- 212
- 00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:50,626
- Well then there's the door.
- 213
- 00:19:50,628 --> 00:19:52,564
- No acid, no competir.
- 214
- 00:19:53,598 --> 00:19:56,098
- Those are the rules, comprende?
- 215
- 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,545
- Well, show me the money.
- 216
- 00:20:16,555 --> 00:20:18,622
- That's what I thought.
- 217
- 00:20:18,624 --> 00:20:20,193
- Now, one more rule.
- 218
- 00:20:22,126 --> 00:20:24,297
- Cell phones in the basket.
- 219
- 00:20:42,748 --> 00:20:46,920
- I have placed battery
- operated cameras everywhere.
- 220
- 00:20:48,354 --> 00:20:51,691
- So, I will know if
- you attempt to cheat.
- 221
- 00:20:55,994 --> 00:20:57,463
- Is that dad's gun?
- 222
- 00:20:58,463 --> 00:21:00,630
- Yeah, ass wipe, it is.
- 223
- 00:21:00,632 --> 00:21:04,567
- He left it to me, just like
- he left everything else.
- 224
- 00:21:04,569 --> 00:21:08,005
- Wait a second, how
- did you get this place?
- 225
- 00:21:08,007 --> 00:21:09,642
- Airbnb, now shut up!
- 226
- 00:21:13,311 --> 00:21:14,577
- It's on the internet.
- 227
- 00:21:14,579 --> 00:21:17,748
- Now we'll go from a scale of
- hotness so Delilah you're up.
- 228
- 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,482
- What, Johnny?
- 229
- 00:21:19,484 --> 00:21:20,319
- What?
- 230
- 00:21:24,356 --> 00:21:26,789
- Oo, the prison chapel.
- 231
- 00:21:26,791 --> 00:21:29,759
- It's time for you to
- find God, Delilah.
- 232
- 00:21:29,761 --> 00:21:32,729
- Maybe if you're lucky,
- I'll help you look for him.
- 233
- 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,636
- Open wide.
- 234
- 00:21:43,809 --> 00:21:45,011
- Excuse me.
- 235
- 00:21:47,445 --> 00:21:49,378
- Hi, I'm so sorry, could you
- just move her right along
- 236
- 00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:53,051
- so we can move onto the
- next hottest please.
- 237
- 00:22:17,209 --> 00:22:19,342
- Okay, so onto
- the next hottest.
- 238
- 00:22:19,344 --> 00:22:20,179
- Let's see.
- 239
- 00:22:28,553 --> 00:22:31,320
- Are you fucking
- kidding me right now?
- 240
- 00:22:31,322 --> 00:22:33,025
- She's new, okay.
- 241
- 00:22:34,693 --> 00:22:35,694
- She's new.
- 242
- 00:22:37,096 --> 00:22:39,531
- Well played little brother.
- 243
- 00:22:41,099 --> 00:22:43,799
- You didn't think I'd
- figure it out did you?
- 244
- 00:22:43,801 --> 00:22:45,469
- What?
- 245
- 00:22:45,471 --> 00:22:49,239
- You knew I wouldn't plow
- her because she's a stuck up,
- 246
- 00:22:49,241 --> 00:22:52,744
- tight wound bitch with
- a stick up her ass.
- 247
- 00:22:53,811 --> 00:22:56,278
- - Yeah.
- - I'm proud of you.
- 248
- 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,548
- For once little brother.
- 249
- 00:22:58,550 --> 00:23:00,819
- Why don't you do the honors.
- 250
- 00:23:03,688 --> 00:23:04,855
- Spin it?
- 251
- 00:23:04,857 --> 00:23:06,123
- Oh.
- 252
- 00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:06,759
- Um.
- 253
- 00:23:11,864 --> 00:23:13,529
- Whoa.
- 254
- 00:23:13,531 --> 00:23:15,798
- That's the scariest place
- in the whole prison.
- 255
- 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:16,836
- Boo!
- 256
- 00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:22,742
- And for you.
- 257
- 00:23:31,817 --> 00:23:32,652
- Well go.
- 258
- 00:23:35,319 --> 00:23:36,489
- - Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 259
- 00:23:39,925 --> 00:23:42,528
- And Luke, after you take her.
- 260
- 00:23:43,828 --> 00:23:45,561
- Be sure to come back right away.
- 261
- 00:23:45,563 --> 00:23:47,631
- I need you for some
- insurance polices.
- 262
- 00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:49,900
- Yeah, but if the acid is
- as strong as you say it is,
- 263
- 00:23:49,902 --> 00:23:51,101
- how are we going to...
- 264
- 00:23:51,103 --> 00:23:55,141
- Just shut your pie hole and
- get back here mucho fasto.
- 265
- 00:24:02,446 --> 00:24:06,618
- Now it's your turn my little
- trailer park princess.
- 266
- 00:24:14,626 --> 00:24:17,394
- Oo, that place
- has a lot of beds.
- 267
- 00:24:17,396 --> 00:24:21,964
- So, am I supposed to be
- like Goldilocks or something?
- 268
- 00:24:21,966 --> 00:24:24,169
- No, it's so we can...
- 269
- 00:24:25,904 --> 00:24:28,273
- You know what, never mind.
- 270
- 00:24:30,908 --> 00:24:32,277
- Now open wide.
- 271
- 00:24:33,811 --> 00:24:37,315
- Won't be the last time
- I say that tonight.
- 272
- 00:24:39,651 --> 00:24:42,321
- So, what do I do with my bags.
- 273
- 00:24:45,557 --> 00:24:46,893
- What the hell?
- 274
- 00:24:48,226 --> 00:24:49,960
- What did you plan on going?
- 275
- 00:24:49,962 --> 00:24:51,661
- I told you to pack
- like you were camping.
- 276
- 00:24:51,663 --> 00:24:53,363
- I really thought that
- you would have an RV.
- 277
- 00:24:53,365 --> 00:24:55,298
- You know, not the small
- one like my papaw lives in
- 278
- 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:57,433
- you know, that sits on blocks
- and doesn't go anywhere,
- 279
- 00:24:57,435 --> 00:24:58,801
- but like, you know,
- one like Blake Shelton
- 280
- 00:24:58,803 --> 00:25:00,569
- might go on tour in.
- 281
- 00:25:00,571 --> 00:25:01,406
- Yeah.
- 282
- 00:25:05,010 --> 00:25:06,375
- Nevermind.
- 283
- 00:25:06,377 --> 00:25:08,444
- You go ahead and have some fun.
- 284
- 00:25:08,446 --> 00:25:11,617
- Dr. Johnny will check
- up on you later.
- 285
- 00:25:12,783 --> 00:25:16,354
- Wait, I thought that
- you went to law school.
- 286
- 00:25:34,272 --> 00:25:38,243
- And of course I save the
- least hottest for last.
- 287
- 00:25:40,011 --> 00:25:42,447
- Time to drop a little acid.
- 288
- 00:25:44,582 --> 00:25:46,819
- Now spin and take your hit.
- 289
- 00:25:53,492 --> 00:25:56,058
- Give me the
- fucking bag of money.
- 290
- 00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:59,962
- Right now and I'll let
- your sorry ass live.
- 291
- 00:25:59,964 --> 00:26:02,501
- They're like suites, okay.
- 292
- 00:26:03,969 --> 00:26:05,567
- Everything's fine Brittany.
- 293
- 00:26:05,569 --> 00:26:07,272
- Everything's fine.
- 294
- 00:26:10,742 --> 00:26:14,411
- At least we have
- electricity, that's good.
- 295
- 00:26:14,413 --> 00:26:17,282
- Oh, patient rooms, oxygen, okay.
- 296
- 00:26:20,452 --> 00:26:21,953
- My room, okay, no.
- 297
- 00:26:23,088 --> 00:26:26,892
- Oh, that's nice, clean,
- let nothing behind.
- 298
- 00:26:29,493 --> 00:26:30,328
- Okay.
- 299
- 00:26:31,762 --> 00:26:35,667
- It's for like a special
- meeting room or something.
- 300
- 00:26:38,770 --> 00:26:42,540
- You dumb bitch.
- 301
- 00:26:44,975 --> 00:26:46,311
- It ain't loaded.
- 302
- 00:26:51,683 --> 00:26:53,083
- See.
- 303
- 00:26:53,085 --> 00:26:54,151
- It's just like your
- grandmother's house, you know,
- 304
- 00:26:54,153 --> 00:26:55,518
- the boogieman isn't real,
- it's all in your head.
- 305
- 00:26:57,121 --> 00:26:57,956
- Oh, Bambi.
- 306
- 00:26:59,523 --> 00:27:00,592
- I'm so sorry.
- 307
- 00:27:09,501 --> 00:27:10,836
- Shit, oh shit.
- 308
- 00:27:18,976 --> 00:27:20,576
- I swear to God I'm
- going to stop eating meat.
- 309
- 00:27:20,578 --> 00:27:22,112
- God, yes, Jesus, right.
- 310
- 00:27:22,114 --> 00:27:24,547
- If you pray to the Lord you
- won't get abducted by ghosts,
- 311
- 00:27:24,549 --> 00:27:25,781
- it makes sense.
- 312
- 00:27:25,783 --> 00:27:27,951
- Okay, you hear that ghosts?
- 313
- 00:27:27,953 --> 00:27:30,386
- You can't get me because
- I believe in God.
- 314
- 00:27:30,388 --> 00:27:32,388
- Jesus died for me.
- 315
- 00:27:32,390 --> 00:27:33,425
- Okay.
- 316
- 00:27:34,626 --> 00:27:36,792
- Oh my God, okay.
- 317
- 00:27:36,794 --> 00:27:40,963
- Oh, okay, everything's fine,
- it's not creepy at all.
- 318
- 00:27:40,965 --> 00:27:42,499
- See, he's just messing
- with you Brittany,
- 319
- 00:27:42,501 --> 00:27:43,732
- that's all it is... Oh my God,
- 320
- 00:27:43,734 --> 00:27:46,502
- he gave you the
- one with the spa.
- 321
- 00:27:46,504 --> 00:27:48,003
- That sweet boy.
- 322
- 00:27:48,005 --> 00:27:50,606
- See, he's not all bad, you're
- fine Brittany, you're fine.
- 323
- 00:28:18,569 --> 00:28:23,071
- So, what did
- he mean insurance policies?
- 324
- 00:28:23,073 --> 00:28:26,608
- Oh, he just means like
- pranks and stuff like that.
- 325
- 00:28:26,610 --> 00:28:28,111
- Does he scare us?
- 326
- 00:28:28,113 --> 00:28:32,816
- Yeah, it's just masks
- and props and lights and,
- 327
- 00:28:32,818 --> 00:28:35,451
- it's kind of like
- a haunted house.
- 328
- 00:28:42,159 --> 00:28:42,994
- Luke.
- 329
- 00:28:45,496 --> 00:28:47,165
- Luke, hey, you okay?
- 330
- 00:28:48,066 --> 00:28:48,700
- Yeah.
- 331
- 00:28:50,034 --> 00:28:51,166
- Yeah, that acid's kicking in.
- 332
- 00:28:51,168 --> 00:28:53,138
- We need to go to our room.
- 333
- 00:29:00,212 --> 00:29:03,779
- I think this is
- the safest place.
- 334
- 00:29:03,781 --> 00:29:06,516
- Johnny said this is the
- scariest place in the prison.
- 335
- 00:29:06,518 --> 00:29:09,088
- Yeah, but it's
- the most secure.
- 336
- 00:29:12,223 --> 00:29:15,491
- You're not going to try to
- scare me or freak me out right?
- 337
- 00:29:15,493 --> 00:29:18,763
- No, I was actually
- thinking we could.
- 338
- 00:29:26,238 --> 00:29:28,171
- Have you ever made
- love on acid on before?
- 339
- 00:29:28,173 --> 00:29:29,008
- No.
- 340
- 00:29:30,142 --> 00:29:34,611
- I think we should try to
- start this trip out right.
- 341
- 00:29:35,981 --> 00:29:37,982
- - Fuck Luke.
- - Goddammit.
- 342
- 00:29:39,216 --> 00:29:41,183
- Why the fuck did
- you do that Luke?
- 343
- 00:29:41,185 --> 00:29:42,751
- That wasn't me, I swear.
- 344
- 00:29:42,753 --> 00:29:44,520
- God, you just
- said you help him
- 345
- 00:29:44,522 --> 00:29:46,858
- with his insurance policies.
- 346
- 00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:49,192
- Yeah, but I think he
- does that to fuck with me
- 347
- 00:29:49,194 --> 00:29:51,260
- just as much as he
- does to fuck with you.
- 348
- 00:29:51,262 --> 00:29:53,796
- Okay, alright,
- you know what Luke?
- 349
- 00:29:53,798 --> 00:29:54,931
- This is what you're going to do.
- 350
- 00:29:54,933 --> 00:29:56,066
- You're going to go out there
- 351
- 00:29:56,068 --> 00:29:57,634
- and you're going to help
- your brother scare the shit
- 352
- 00:29:57,636 --> 00:29:59,903
- out of those other
- girls so they lose.
- 353
- 00:29:59,905 --> 00:30:03,105
- But what if he comes and
- scares you when I'm gone?
- 354
- 00:30:03,107 --> 00:30:06,009
- Then you stay on his ass
- til those other girls are gone
- 355
- 00:30:06,011 --> 00:30:10,279
- and you get him so
- fucked up he passes out.
- 356
- 00:30:10,281 --> 00:30:11,483
- Then what?
- 357
- 00:30:13,117 --> 00:30:17,490
- Then we come back here, maybe
- I'll make a man out of you.
- 358
- 00:30:20,692 --> 00:30:22,027
- - Um, fuck.
- - Go.
- 359
- 00:30:40,845 --> 00:30:42,681
- It's not bad at all.
- 360
- 00:30:45,684 --> 00:30:47,317
- You can do this Brittany.
- 361
- 00:30:47,319 --> 00:30:49,251
- Just like that time you
- stayed at that Hilton.
- 362
- 00:30:49,253 --> 00:30:52,721
- You know, you just never
- speak about it again.
- 363
- 00:30:52,723 --> 00:30:55,624
- That's real, that's real.
- 364
- 00:30:55,626 --> 00:30:58,196
- That's real, everything's okay.
- 365
- 00:31:00,632 --> 00:31:02,332
- You know what, it's okay.
- 366
- 00:31:02,334 --> 00:31:06,669
- Everything's fine, I'm
- fine, this is fine.
- 367
- 00:31:06,671 --> 00:31:07,306
- Okay.
- 368
- 00:31:08,706 --> 00:31:11,676
- Where's Aiesha
- when you need her?
- 369
- 00:31:19,184 --> 00:31:20,085
- Okay, okay.
- 370
- 00:31:23,855 --> 00:31:24,757
- Okay, okay.
- 371
- 00:31:25,991 --> 00:31:28,223
- Okay, that's good.
- 372
- 00:31:28,225 --> 00:31:28,859
- Okay.
- 373
- 00:31:31,663 --> 00:31:34,730
- Not what I signed up for but.
- 374
- 00:31:34,732 --> 00:31:36,365
- I mean, I really thought they
- would have a valet service.
- 375
- 00:31:36,367 --> 00:31:38,334
- Thank God, fresh sheets.
- 376
- 00:31:38,336 --> 00:31:39,868
- You think of
- everything Brittany.
- 377
- 00:31:39,870 --> 00:31:42,974
- See, people don't
- think you're smart.
- 378
- 00:31:44,274 --> 00:31:46,174
- I knew I forgot instructions.
- 379
- 00:31:46,176 --> 00:31:48,243
- Okay, how does Aiesha do it.
- 380
- 00:31:48,245 --> 00:31:49,080
- It's like,
- 381
- 00:31:51,683 --> 00:31:53,383
- you know, this is
- when you need Aiesha.
- 382
- 00:31:53,385 --> 00:31:55,218
- All she had to do was just
- come with me and do the sheets.
- 383
- 00:31:55,220 --> 00:31:58,954
- I don't really think
- that's too much to ask.
- 384
- 00:31:58,956 --> 00:32:01,824
- That's not right, we'll
- come back to that, okay.
- 385
- 00:32:01,826 --> 00:32:02,661
- It's fine.
- 386
- 00:32:06,665 --> 00:32:09,399
- Oh my God, I forgot about you.
- 387
- 00:32:09,401 --> 00:32:12,669
- Oh my gosh, oh happy day.
- 388
- 00:32:12,671 --> 00:32:13,869
- I'm going to name you Fredrick.
- 389
- 00:32:13,871 --> 00:32:16,207
- Where am I going to put you?
- 390
- 00:32:17,142 --> 00:32:17,977
- Okay.
- 391
- 00:32:19,444 --> 00:32:20,346
- Convenient.
- 392
- 00:32:22,446 --> 00:32:23,648
- You're real.
- 393
- 00:32:25,783 --> 00:32:29,352
- It smells like somebody died,
- but you won't, you won't.
- 394
- 00:32:29,354 --> 00:32:32,355
- Okay Fredrick, you sit there.
- 395
- 00:32:32,357 --> 00:32:35,692
- Okay, you can be my only
- friend tonight Fredrick.
- 396
- 00:32:35,694 --> 00:32:37,261
- Oh my God, you match!
- 397
- 00:32:38,262 --> 00:32:39,729
- We didn't even plan it.
- 398
- 00:32:39,731 --> 00:32:42,397
- Oh my God, it's like
- we were meant to be.
- 399
- 00:32:42,399 --> 00:32:46,771
- Seriously Fredrick, nobody
- understands me the way you do.
- 400
- 00:32:48,373 --> 00:32:50,173
- Do you love it?
- 401
- 00:32:50,175 --> 00:32:51,307
- I know, thank you.
- 402
- 00:32:51,309 --> 00:32:54,143
- Thank you so much, I do
- think it brings out my eyes.
- 403
- 00:32:54,145 --> 00:32:55,411
- You are so sweet.
- 404
- 00:32:55,413 --> 00:32:56,445
- He's not even going
- to be mad that
- 405
- 00:32:56,447 --> 00:32:59,082
- I bought them on
- his Planex card.
- 406
- 00:32:59,084 --> 00:32:59,885
- Okay.
- 407
- 00:33:06,223 --> 00:33:10,727
- Ah yeah, she was wearing
- this black lace outfit
- 408
- 00:33:10,729 --> 00:33:12,929
- and these tight little jeans
- 409
- 00:33:12,931 --> 00:33:16,265
- and just started to
- shimmy right out of them.
- 410
- 00:33:16,267 --> 00:33:17,400
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 411
- 00:33:17,402 --> 00:33:18,934
- No one wants to see that.
- 412
- 00:33:18,936 --> 00:33:20,470
- What happened to Aiesha?
- 413
- 00:33:20,472 --> 00:33:23,005
- Oh yeah, Aiesha, yeah, yeah.
- 414
- 00:33:23,007 --> 00:33:24,240
- I was getting to that,
- I was getting to that.
- 415
- 00:33:24,242 --> 00:33:25,173
- It's cool, it's cool.
- 416
- 00:33:25,175 --> 00:33:26,843
- Alright, so check it out.
- 417
- 00:33:26,845 --> 00:33:30,480
- Johnny was knocked slapped
- the fuck out, right
- 418
- 00:33:30,482 --> 00:33:34,784
- and he's in this naughty dream
- with this disgusting shit,
- 419
- 00:33:34,786 --> 00:33:35,884
- whatever the fuck
- Johnny dreams of.
- 420
- 00:34:23,066 --> 00:34:24,068
- Luke!
- Luke!
- 421
- 00:34:25,569 --> 00:34:26,805
- Luke!
- 422
- 00:34:28,138 --> 00:34:30,374
- Where are you man, come on!
- 423
- 00:34:38,015 --> 00:34:38,816
- Luke!
- 424
- 00:34:43,254 --> 00:34:44,520
- Luke!
- 425
- 00:34:44,522 --> 00:34:47,390
- Where are you, you pussy?
- 426
- 00:35:02,874 --> 00:35:06,845
- Johnny, looks like you're in
- a bit of a pickle, my friend.
- 427
- 00:35:08,213 --> 00:35:11,450
- What you need is a
- spiritual awakening.
- 428
- 00:35:12,550 --> 00:35:14,852
- Won't you come over here.
- 429
- 00:35:15,919 --> 00:35:17,421
- Take this iowaska.
- 430
- 00:35:20,158 --> 00:35:22,261
- Go bone that hippy chick.
- 431
- 00:35:23,394 --> 00:35:25,995
- Stop worrying about
- that dead girl.
- 432
- 00:35:25,997 --> 00:35:28,897
- She ain't going anywhere.
- 433
- 00:35:28,899 --> 00:35:30,334
- Go have some fun.
- 434
- 00:35:34,339 --> 00:35:36,408
- Thanks, iowaska shaman.
- 435
- 00:36:13,611 --> 00:36:14,743
- Hey.
- 436
- 00:36:14,745 --> 00:36:18,950
- Oh my God, you came, I
- didn't think you could make it.
- 437
- 00:36:19,684 --> 00:36:22,553
- How could I ever let you down?
- 438
- 00:36:23,955 --> 00:36:26,592
- Look what he did,
- isn't this amazing?
- 439
- 00:36:28,225 --> 00:36:31,863
- Ah, Delilah, you always
- see the best in people.
- 440
- 00:36:35,499 --> 00:36:38,936
- I think you need to
- look a little closer.
- 441
- 00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:53,918
- Oh, Delilah, are you
- ready to find God yet?
- 442
- 00:36:58,222 --> 00:36:59,455
- I don't want him to see me.
- 443
- 00:36:59,457 --> 00:37:00,359
- No, wait.
- 444
- 00:37:04,328 --> 00:37:05,930
- Hey, flower girl.
- 445
- 00:37:07,064 --> 00:37:09,665
- Have you found your
- lord and savior?
- 446
- 00:37:15,205 --> 00:37:17,541
- He's right in front of me.
- 447
- 00:37:21,546 --> 00:37:24,015
- You ever hear of iowaska?
- 448
- 00:37:25,649 --> 00:37:28,084
- This'll make you
- see the universe.
- 449
- 00:37:28,086 --> 00:37:28,921
- Oh yeah.
- 450
- 00:37:30,187 --> 00:37:31,022
- Wait.
- 451
- 00:37:33,992 --> 00:37:37,296
- I have a secret I've
- never told you about.
- 452
- 00:37:38,528 --> 00:37:41,699
- Oh, wait, you're
- not a dude are you?
- 453
- 00:37:44,702 --> 00:37:46,736
- Is that a problem?
- 454
- 00:37:46,738 --> 00:37:48,636
- Just kidding, silly.
- 455
- 00:37:52,010 --> 00:37:54,743
- - Someone's here with me.
- - Oo.
- 456
- 00:37:54,745 --> 00:37:58,082
- And she's just like
- me only naughtier.
- 457
- 00:38:00,318 --> 00:38:02,720
- You mean like a naughty twin?
- 458
- 00:38:04,022 --> 00:38:06,756
- You want me to bring her out?
- 459
- 00:38:06,758 --> 00:38:09,225
- I'm scared but yeah baby.
- 460
- 00:38:09,227 --> 00:38:11,560
- Bring that naughty twin out.
- 461
- 00:38:11,562 --> 00:38:13,428
- She's starts
- shaking her ass
- 462
- 00:38:13,430 --> 00:38:17,566
- and crawling real slow
- underneath the table.
- 463
- 00:38:17,568 --> 00:38:19,267
- All of a sudden.
- 464
- 00:38:19,269 --> 00:38:22,974
- So, why is she
- crawling under the table?
- 465
- 00:38:24,075 --> 00:38:26,207
- It's for dramatic
- effect, moron.
- 466
- 00:38:26,209 --> 00:38:28,213
- You need another beer.
- 467
- 00:38:38,555 --> 00:38:41,092
- This is the best ass ever.
- 468
- 00:38:43,528 --> 00:38:48,064
- So, the basic conceptualization
- of the Copenhagen theory
- 469
- 00:38:48,066 --> 00:38:53,069
- is that all particles exist
- of waves of probability.
- 470
- 00:38:53,071 --> 00:38:54,037
- Yes.
- 471
- 00:38:54,039 --> 00:38:57,408
- Now, apply that theory
- to larger articles.
- 472
- 00:38:59,142 --> 00:38:59,774
- Oh.
- 473
- 00:39:14,825 --> 00:39:15,659
- Check.
- 474
- 00:39:25,368 --> 00:39:29,540
- Come on, cowboy, how about
- a little role in the hay?
- 475
- 00:39:32,810 --> 00:39:35,647
- Don't mind if I
- do, little lady.
- 476
- 00:39:36,814 --> 00:39:38,817
- Don't forget about me.
- 477
- 00:39:45,622 --> 00:39:47,723
- Do you know, you kind of look
- like Jenny's groundskeeper.
- 478
- 00:39:47,725 --> 00:39:50,593
- I mean, he's kind of cute
- but he's a groundskeeper.
- 479
- 00:39:50,595 --> 00:39:53,194
- I mean, I would never.
- 480
- 00:39:53,196 --> 00:39:56,397
- I did let him watch me
- sunbathe though once.
- 481
- 00:39:56,399 --> 00:40:00,238
- So, tell me, how much
- do professors make, hmm?
- 482
- 00:40:01,805 --> 00:40:03,307
- Jennifer.
- 483
- 00:40:06,209 --> 00:40:09,347
- Come here, I want to
- show you something.
- 484
- 00:42:05,028 --> 00:42:05,863
- Johnny?
- 485
- 00:42:33,823 --> 00:42:36,325
- What's your malfunction
- little brother?
- 486
- 00:42:36,327 --> 00:42:40,361
- Why are you interrupting
- something so beautiful?
- 487
- 00:42:40,363 --> 00:42:41,462
- You told me to come
- back and help you
- 488
- 00:42:41,464 --> 00:42:43,968
- when I was done with Jennifer.
- 489
- 00:42:45,368 --> 00:42:48,240
- Oh, yeah, right.
- How's that going?
- 490
- 00:42:50,006 --> 00:42:51,406
- It's alright.
- 491
- 00:42:51,408 --> 00:42:53,475
- Hey, I found everyone
- except for Aiesha.
- 492
- 00:42:53,477 --> 00:42:55,410
- Do you know where she's at?
- 493
- 00:42:55,412 --> 00:42:56,747
- Oh, yeah, right.
- 494
- 00:42:58,649 --> 00:42:59,848
- Don't move.
- 495
- 00:42:59,850 --> 00:43:03,785
- When I come back, I'll
- help you find God.
- 496
- 00:43:03,787 --> 00:43:04,622
- Come on.
- 497
- 00:43:08,459 --> 00:43:11,794
- Luke, there's something
- I got to show you.
- 498
- 00:43:11,796 --> 00:43:13,495
- But you can't lose your shit.
- 499
- 00:43:13,497 --> 00:43:16,368
- Can't you just tell me?
- 500
- 00:43:19,769 --> 00:43:21,939
- I got to show it to you.
- 501
- 00:43:25,975 --> 00:43:29,345
- And by the way,
- clean yourself up.
- 502
- 00:43:29,347 --> 00:43:31,649
- You look like a Chinese whore.
- 503
- 00:43:34,385 --> 00:43:35,720
- Johnny?
- Johnny.
- 504
- 00:43:44,961 --> 00:43:46,928
- What the poop dick?
- 505
- 00:43:46,930 --> 00:43:49,464
- She was just right here.
- 506
- 00:43:49,466 --> 00:43:51,899
- Who Johnny, what happened?
- 507
- 00:43:51,901 --> 00:43:53,435
- Aiesha.
- 508
- 00:43:53,437 --> 00:43:55,006
- I fucking shot her.
- 509
- 00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,841
- Are you sure?
- 510
- 00:43:58,843 --> 00:44:02,814
- Yes, I'm fucking sure,
- look at all this blood.
- 511
- 00:44:05,115 --> 00:44:08,819
- Johnny, maybe she
- crawled off somewhere.
- 512
- 00:44:10,388 --> 00:44:11,754
- Let's go find her.
- 513
- 00:44:11,756 --> 00:44:13,758
- We have to finish her.
- 514
- 00:44:16,127 --> 00:44:16,961
- What?
- 515
- 00:44:18,162 --> 00:44:19,564
- Think about it.
- 516
- 00:44:20,798 --> 00:44:24,133
- Two white dudes
- trespassing in a prison
- 517
- 00:44:24,135 --> 00:44:26,000
- with a bunch of
- acid tripping chicks
- 518
- 00:44:26,002 --> 00:44:28,837
- and the one that dies
- is the black one.
- 519
- 00:44:28,839 --> 00:44:29,671
- Yeah.
- 520
- 00:44:29,673 --> 00:44:31,807
- We'll get the chair.
- 521
- 00:44:31,809 --> 00:44:34,410
- This isn't 1950s
- Alabama anymore, Luke.
- 522
- 00:44:34,412 --> 00:44:35,647
- It's not, fuck.
- 523
- 00:44:39,182 --> 00:44:41,685
- What do you mean, trespassing?
- 524
- 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,390
- I broke in here stupid.
- 525
- 00:44:47,024 --> 00:44:51,192
- I thought you said this
- was an Airbnb, Johnny?
- 526
- 00:44:51,194 --> 00:44:54,399
- Yeah, Luke, got
- it through Airbnb.
- 527
- 00:44:57,100 --> 00:45:00,435
- Either way, we have to find
- her and we have to find her now
- 528
- 00:45:00,437 --> 00:45:03,774
- before someone finds
- her in the morning.
- 529
- 00:45:08,511 --> 00:45:09,147
- Shit.
- 530
- 00:45:12,216 --> 00:45:14,015
- I don't see the gun.
- 531
- 00:45:14,017 --> 00:45:16,017
- Johnny, I don't see the
- fucking gun either man.
- 532
- 00:45:17,187 --> 00:45:19,390
- Oh, shit, it's Jennifer.
- 533
- 00:45:20,057 --> 00:45:21,689
- Don't you even think about it.
- 534
- 00:45:21,691 --> 00:45:24,192
- You help your brother.
- 535
- 00:45:24,194 --> 00:45:26,430
- Bro, I'm out, bro.
- 536
- 00:45:28,499 --> 00:45:30,834
- If I go down, you go down.
- 537
- 00:45:32,202 --> 00:45:35,169
- Find this walking problem.
- 538
- 00:45:35,171 --> 00:45:36,140
- Oh yeah, no.
- 539
- 00:45:56,260 --> 00:45:57,462
- Professor?
- 540
- 00:45:58,562 --> 00:45:59,164
- Professor?
- 541
- 00:46:01,598 --> 00:46:02,434
- Professor?
- 542
- 00:46:05,870 --> 00:46:07,569
- Who the hell are you?
- 543
- 00:46:07,571 --> 00:46:09,604
- Stranger danger, somebody help!
- 544
- 00:46:09,606 --> 00:46:11,573
- You know exactly
- who I am, Brittany.
- 545
- 00:46:11,575 --> 00:46:13,609
- No, I have no
- idea who you are.
- 546
- 00:46:13,611 --> 00:46:14,977
- - Really.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 547
- 00:46:14,979 --> 00:46:16,211
- Cause I know you.
- 548
- 00:46:16,213 --> 00:46:18,013
- I've seen you rummaging
- around Johnny's house
- 549
- 00:46:18,015 --> 00:46:20,781
- looking for a safe when you
- thought no one was watching.
- 550
- 00:46:20,783 --> 00:46:23,819
- How the fuck did you
- ...Okay, you know what,
- 551
- 00:46:23,821 --> 00:46:25,254
- I was doing that because
- I just needed to...
- 552
- 00:46:25,256 --> 00:46:29,223
- I know exactly
- what you were doing.
- 553
- 00:46:29,225 --> 00:46:31,759
- Which is why I made damn sure
- all of you were here tonight
- 554
- 00:46:31,761 --> 00:46:34,129
- to atone for your sins.
- 555
- 00:46:34,131 --> 00:46:38,834
- That's why I made sure Johnny
- got those little party favors.
- 556
- 00:46:38,836 --> 00:46:41,203
- Oh my God, it was you, you're
- the devil, it was your acid.
- 557
- 00:46:48,044 --> 00:46:51,013
- Enjoy the rest of
- your night Britt brat.
- 558
- 00:46:51,015 --> 00:46:52,750
- Or what's left of it.
- 559
- 00:48:08,258 --> 00:48:09,093
- Aiesha?
- 560
- 00:48:12,095 --> 00:48:12,930
- Aiesha?
- 561
- 00:48:15,633 --> 00:48:18,569
- Where are you my
- sneaky succubus?
- 562
- 00:48:26,377 --> 00:48:28,377
- Oh my God, oh my God, oh
- my God, oh my God, oh my God.
- 563
- 00:48:28,379 --> 00:48:30,345
- He didn't see us, he didn't
- see us, he didn't see us
- 564
- 00:48:30,347 --> 00:48:31,245
- and it's fine Brittany,
- 565
- 00:48:31,247 --> 00:48:32,814
- you're fine, you're
- fine, you're fine.
- 566
- 00:48:32,816 --> 00:48:35,017
- Brittany, what's
- wrong with you?
- 567
- 00:48:35,019 --> 00:48:38,419
- Oh, the devil, the devil,
- the devil, he was chasing me.
- 568
- 00:48:38,421 --> 00:48:40,087
- What?
- 569
- 00:48:40,089 --> 00:48:41,323
- The devil, the devil,
- the one on the acid pack,
- 570
- 00:48:41,325 --> 00:48:42,256
- he came to me and
- he told me that
- 571
- 00:48:42,258 --> 00:48:44,660
- I'm going to pay for my sins.
- 572
- 00:48:44,662 --> 00:48:45,660
- Maybe it was the acid.
- 573
- 00:48:45,662 --> 00:48:50,365
- No, no listen, this
- was real, he was real.
- 574
- 00:48:50,367 --> 00:48:52,636
- Brittany, listen to me.
- 575
- 00:48:53,736 --> 00:48:56,671
- All you have to do is say,
- 576
- 00:48:56,673 --> 00:48:59,707
- "Johnny's got the biggest
- cock I've ever seen."
- 577
- 00:48:59,709 --> 00:49:01,209
- I can make this all go away.
- 578
- 00:49:01,211 --> 00:49:03,712
- I am not quitting
- Johnny, fuck you
- 579
- 00:49:03,714 --> 00:49:04,580
- and where have you been, huh?
- 580
- 00:49:04,582 --> 00:49:06,848
- You been out there
- screwing Delilah?
- 581
- 00:49:06,850 --> 00:49:09,417
- Screwing with her baby, you
- know I don't like to lose.
- 582
- 00:49:09,419 --> 00:49:11,986
- You know what, I'm
- not quitting, okay.
- 583
- 00:49:11,988 --> 00:49:13,721
- So, if you need me,
- 584
- 00:49:13,723 --> 00:49:14,790
- I am going to be standing
- right here in this corner
- 585
- 00:49:14,792 --> 00:49:18,160
- having the greatest
- psychedelic experience ever.
- 586
- 00:49:18,162 --> 00:49:19,861
- Did you know that
- the word psychedelic
- 587
- 00:49:19,863 --> 00:49:23,265
- derives from the Greek word
- meaning mind or feeling?
- 588
- 00:49:23,267 --> 00:49:25,834
- Yep, the professor
- taught me that.
- 589
- 00:49:25,836 --> 00:49:27,803
- Although now I don't
- know, I don't know.
- 590
- 00:49:27,805 --> 00:49:29,705
- I think the devil might
- have him under some kind of
- 591
- 00:49:29,707 --> 00:49:32,140
- mind control or something.
- 592
- 00:49:33,977 --> 00:49:35,213
- He's my friend.
- 593
- 00:49:38,848 --> 00:49:40,415
- You haven't seen
- Aiesha have you?
- 594
- 00:49:40,417 --> 00:49:41,348
- What the maid?
- 595
- 00:49:41,350 --> 00:49:42,783
- No!
- 596
- 00:49:42,785 --> 00:49:43,984
- But you know what if
- I had I would tell you
- 597
- 00:49:43,986 --> 00:49:45,386
- because you know what, that
- bitch would be disqualified
- 598
- 00:49:45,388 --> 00:49:47,089
- because she's out
- of her area right?
- 599
- 00:49:47,091 --> 00:49:49,091
- What did she spin?
- 600
- 00:49:49,093 --> 00:49:50,792
- Uh.
- 601
- 00:49:50,794 --> 00:49:54,395
- Forgot I rigged that.
- 602
- 00:49:54,397 --> 00:49:57,734
- I need to go check
- on Luke's yoga pants.
- 603
- 00:49:59,068 --> 00:50:01,403
- Okay, it's fine,
- you're fine, you're fine.
- 604
- 00:50:01,405 --> 00:50:03,471
- Oh God, there you are professor.
- 605
- 00:50:03,473 --> 00:50:04,441
- I was worried.
- 606
- 00:50:36,506 --> 00:50:40,877
- I can't
- wait to wear you skin.
- 607
- 00:51:07,870 --> 00:51:09,339
- Over here.
- 608
- 00:52:10,367 --> 00:52:12,399
- Jennifer, Jennifer.
- 609
- 00:52:12,401 --> 00:52:14,169
- Jennifer, Jennifer.
- 610
- 00:52:14,171 --> 00:52:15,006
- Jennifer.
- 611
- 00:52:16,006 --> 00:52:17,439
- How am I supposed to win
- 612
- 00:52:17,441 --> 00:52:20,207
- if you sit her
- cowering like an idiot.
- 613
- 00:52:24,948 --> 00:52:26,951
- Step outside Jennifer.
- 614
- 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:32,889
- I know who you are.
- 615
- 00:52:33,656 --> 00:52:36,957
- You're not going to fool me.
- 616
- 00:52:36,959 --> 00:52:40,263
- Wait, who are the
- people with the devil?
- 617
- 00:52:41,231 --> 00:52:43,301
- Seriously, you are like
- 618
- 00:52:44,468 --> 00:52:48,403
- the worst fucking
- story listener ever.
- 619
- 00:52:48,405 --> 00:52:51,205
- You don't need to know every
- little detail as it happens.
- 620
- 00:52:51,207 --> 00:52:55,378
- Pay attention, it's called
- a set up okay, shut up.
- 621
- 00:52:56,914 --> 00:52:58,647
- Alright, where was I.
- 622
- 00:52:58,649 --> 00:53:00,348
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 623
- 00:53:00,350 --> 00:53:01,185
- The devil.
- 624
- 00:53:02,653 --> 00:53:04,888
- You want me to lose.
- 625
- 00:53:06,656 --> 00:53:10,658
- I bet you Johnny paid you to
- come here and mess with us.
- 626
- 00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:14,995
- He's probably the one that put
- your face on the acid, right?
- 627
- 00:53:14,997 --> 00:53:19,533
- You all think this is
- Johnny's game but it's not.
- 628
- 00:53:19,535 --> 00:53:21,669
- This is my game.
- 629
- 00:53:30,046 --> 00:53:32,413
- Not very smart Jennifer.
- 630
- 00:53:32,415 --> 00:53:34,683
- This is an abandoned prison.
- 631
- 00:53:34,685 --> 00:53:38,456
- I don't think anyone
- has keys to this cell.
- 632
- 00:53:40,691 --> 00:53:43,024
- Yeah, but you know what?
- 633
- 00:53:43,026 --> 00:53:44,993
- That means I can't leave.
- 634
- 00:53:44,995 --> 00:53:46,998
- Which means we win, huh?
- 635
- 00:53:47,964 --> 00:53:48,999
- We?
- 636
- 00:53:49,999 --> 00:53:51,001
- Interesting.
- 637
- 00:53:52,169 --> 00:53:54,939
- You and Luke are
- in this together.
- 638
- 00:53:56,707 --> 00:53:58,943
- Have a good night Jennifer.
- 639
- 00:54:12,455 --> 00:54:14,024
- Oh, señor Johnny?
- 640
- 00:54:15,658 --> 00:54:16,961
- Señor Johnny?
- 641
- 00:54:19,095 --> 00:54:21,031
- Wake up, señor Johnny
- 642
- 00:54:22,732 --> 00:54:24,334
- Oh, señor Johnny?
- 643
- 00:54:26,102 --> 00:54:27,171
- Señor Johnny?
- 644
- 00:54:29,539 --> 00:54:31,374
- Wake up, señor Johnny.
- 645
- 00:54:32,776 --> 00:54:33,611
- Lucia?
- 646
- 00:54:38,048 --> 00:54:40,080
- Señor Johnny, you don't
- have time for a nap,
- 647
- 00:54:40,082 --> 00:54:41,448
- you have to wake up.
- 648
- 00:54:41,450 --> 00:54:43,051
- You have work to do.
- 649
- 00:54:43,053 --> 00:54:44,388
- - I do?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 650
- 00:54:45,589 --> 00:54:48,592
- You have to go find
- Aiesha and bury her.
- 651
- 00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,359
- You're right.
- 652
- 00:54:52,361 --> 00:54:55,298
- Oh, señor Johnny,
- one more thing.
- 653
- 00:54:56,399 --> 00:54:59,002
- Here's your fucking
- wooden spoon.
- 654
- 00:55:05,542 --> 00:55:07,979
- Fuck yes, there is a God.
- 655
- 00:55:38,274 --> 00:55:39,276
- Luke!
- Luke!
- 656
- 00:55:40,609 --> 00:55:42,676
- Wake the fuck up.
- 657
- 00:55:42,678 --> 00:55:44,212
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- 658
- 00:55:44,214 --> 00:55:46,150
- Wake up, you pussy.
- 659
- 00:55:47,117 --> 00:55:48,319
- I need your help.
- 660
- 00:55:51,821 --> 00:55:54,057
- Johnny, the devil's here.
- 661
- 00:55:55,225 --> 00:55:57,125
- What the hell are
- you talking about?
- 662
- 00:55:57,127 --> 00:56:00,694
- The devil from
- the acid, he's here.
- 663
- 00:56:00,696 --> 00:56:02,863
- It's the acid, stupid.
- 664
- 00:56:02,865 --> 00:56:05,600
- Now get up, I found Aiesha.
- 665
- 00:56:05,602 --> 00:56:08,169
- Oh, great, where is she?
- 666
- 00:56:08,171 --> 00:56:08,806
- Dead.
- 667
- 00:56:10,173 --> 00:56:12,240
- Now, I need you to
- go get the shovel,
- 668
- 00:56:12,242 --> 00:56:15,479
- meet me back here,
- we have to bury her.
- 669
- 00:56:39,435 --> 00:56:41,636
- Why do you let your brother
- treat you that way, Luke?
- 670
- 00:56:41,638 --> 00:56:42,473
- Fuck.
- 671
- 00:56:45,307 --> 00:56:48,343
- Uh, this isn't happening,
- you're not real, right?
- 672
- 00:56:48,345 --> 00:56:49,810
- Touch me, Luke.
- 673
- 00:56:49,812 --> 00:56:50,912
- - Fuck.
- - Touch me.
- 674
- 00:56:50,914 --> 00:56:51,912
- - Fuck.
- - Touch me, Luke.
- 675
- 00:56:51,914 --> 00:56:53,548
- I'm not touching you.
- 676
- 00:56:53,550 --> 00:56:54,781
- I'm not touching you.
- 677
- 00:56:54,783 --> 00:56:55,716
- I'm not touching you.
- 678
- 00:56:55,718 --> 00:56:56,551
- Fuck, I'm not touching you.
- 679
- 00:56:56,553 --> 00:56:57,821
- - Do it.
- - Fuck!
- 680
- 00:57:29,952 --> 00:57:33,187
- Johnny, what are you doing man?
- 681
- 00:57:33,189 --> 00:57:35,790
- What does it look
- like I'm doing?
- 682
- 00:57:35,792 --> 00:57:37,691
- It looks like
- you're playing golf.
- 683
- 00:57:37,693 --> 00:57:40,861
- Where's Aiesha, we don't
- have time for this.
- 684
- 00:57:40,863 --> 00:57:43,330
- Shit, you're right.
- 685
- 00:57:43,332 --> 00:57:45,232
- I have to go disqualify
- those two twats
- 686
- 00:57:45,234 --> 00:57:47,868
- before I get Rick Ross.
- 687
- 00:57:47,870 --> 00:57:49,303
- Start digging.
- 688
- 00:57:49,305 --> 00:57:50,437
- Johnny.
- 689
- 00:57:50,439 --> 00:57:52,207
- Johnny, we fucked up bad man.
- 690
- 00:57:52,209 --> 00:57:53,941
- The devil's here and he's
- going to fucking kill us.
- 691
- 00:57:53,943 --> 00:57:56,343
- Will you shut up
- about that devil shit.
- 692
- 00:57:56,345 --> 00:57:58,245
- The devil is not real.
- 693
- 00:57:58,247 --> 00:58:00,448
- He's a fucking dealer
- mark on a fucking acid.
- 694
- 00:58:00,450 --> 00:58:01,519
- Nothing more.
- 695
- 00:58:03,620 --> 00:58:07,488
- Now I'm going and try to
- screw Delilah one more time,
- 696
- 00:58:07,490 --> 00:58:09,823
- get her disqualified.
- 697
- 00:58:09,825 --> 00:58:12,426
- Then I'm going to bang
- Brittany, get her disqualified
- 698
- 00:58:12,428 --> 00:58:15,729
- and then I'm going to bring
- Aiesha's body back here
- 699
- 00:58:15,731 --> 00:58:19,533
- and if that is not taken care
- of by the time I get back,
- 700
- 00:58:19,535 --> 00:58:21,935
- I'm going to triple
- dip Jennifer.
- 701
- 00:58:21,937 --> 00:58:26,473
- So, if you want first
- crack at it get that done
- 702
- 00:58:26,475 --> 00:58:31,245
- or I'm going to go Gulliver's
- Travels on your ass.
- 703
- 00:58:31,247 --> 00:58:31,881
- Alright.
- 704
- 00:58:34,818 --> 00:58:39,020
- You got something to
- say to me littler brother.
- 705
- 00:58:39,022 --> 00:58:39,857
- No.
- 706
- 00:58:43,026 --> 00:58:45,229
- That's what I thought.
- 707
- 00:59:32,676 --> 00:59:34,311
- - Delilah?
- - Yeah?
- 708
- 00:59:38,347 --> 00:59:41,551
- Do you want to feel
- the ultimate power?
- 709
- 00:59:42,752 --> 00:59:43,821
- Whoa, yeah.
- 710
- 00:59:47,691 --> 00:59:51,861
- To gain something, you
- must sacrifice something.
- 711
- 00:59:53,396 --> 00:59:55,698
- What do I have to sacrifice?
- 712
- 00:59:59,803 --> 01:00:01,405
- Your innocence.
- 713
- 01:00:09,379 --> 01:00:12,683
- That's part of who
- I am, that's my soul.
- 714
- 01:00:17,086 --> 01:00:20,623
- Don't you want to
- be powerful like me?
- 715
- 01:00:34,136 --> 01:00:37,504
- Oh Delilah,
- your king has returned.
- 716
- 01:00:37,506 --> 01:00:39,140
- Hey, Johnny.
- 717
- 01:00:39,142 --> 01:00:40,640
- Come over here and
- let Delilah show you
- 718
- 01:00:40,642 --> 01:00:42,713
- what you've been missing.
- 719
- 01:00:50,452 --> 01:00:54,087
- Johnny has the
- biggest cock I've ever seen.
- 720
- 01:00:54,089 --> 01:00:56,691
- - You hear that?
- - Mm-mm.
- 721
- 01:00:56,693 --> 01:00:58,428
- They're calling me.
- 722
- 01:01:00,497 --> 01:01:02,964
- Don't you see, I won?
- 723
- 01:01:02,966 --> 01:01:05,799
- All I have to do is
- disqualify those two chicks
- 724
- 01:01:05,801 --> 01:01:07,134
- and then I'm going to
- come back and take care of
- 725
- 01:01:07,136 --> 01:01:09,506
- you in more ways than one.
- 726
- 01:01:10,839 --> 01:01:13,174
- This'll be the easiest year yet.
- 727
- 01:01:13,176 --> 01:01:15,412
- Praise be the devil's acid.
- 728
- 01:01:16,146 --> 01:01:18,812
- Praise be the devil's acid.
- 729
- 01:01:18,814 --> 01:01:21,182
- Praise be the devil's acid.
- 730
- 01:01:21,184 --> 01:01:23,183
- Praise be the devil's acid.
- 731
- 01:01:24,486 --> 01:01:25,852
- Praise be the devil's acid.
- 732
- 01:01:25,854 --> 01:01:28,423
- Praise be the devil's acid.
- 733
- 01:01:28,425 --> 01:01:30,693
- Praise be the devil's acid.
- 734
- 01:01:42,138 --> 01:01:46,510
- It is time for us to
- sacrifice your innocence.
- 735
- 01:02:44,501 --> 01:02:45,535
- No, no.
- 736
- 01:03:39,856 --> 01:03:43,256
- Three
- down, oh what a save!
- 737
- 01:03:43,258 --> 01:03:45,325
- Cleared but not out.
- 738
- 01:03:45,327 --> 01:03:46,861
- Another shot blocked.
- 739
- 01:03:46,863 --> 01:03:50,064
- I think you might want
- to lighten this up a bit?
- 740
- 01:03:50,066 --> 01:03:53,133
- Mask out.
- 741
- 01:03:53,135 --> 01:03:57,270
- Stolen and clear to the
- center down the ice.
- 742
- 01:03:57,272 --> 01:03:59,073
- There's just hanging
- on now with 2:3...
- 743
- 01:03:59,075 --> 01:04:00,611
- Right, right, um.
- 744
- 01:04:01,644 --> 01:04:02,279
- Luke.
- 745
- 01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,845
- Oh, Luke, that's right.
- 746
- 01:04:05,847 --> 01:04:08,915
- Luke was about to get the
- fuck out of dodge, right.
- 747
- 01:04:08,917 --> 01:04:11,285
- He was going to get Jessica
- and go get the money
- 748
- 01:04:11,287 --> 01:04:13,821
- and just get the hell out
- of there, fuck this shit.
- 749
- 01:04:13,823 --> 01:04:15,288
- But he's tripping his balls off.
- 750
- 01:04:15,290 --> 01:04:18,692
- He's high as a
- motherfucking kite, right.
- 751
- 01:04:18,694 --> 01:04:21,662
- He runs in the dining
- room to get the money,
- 752
- 01:04:21,664 --> 01:04:25,669
- but there's a little
- problem once he gets there.
- 753
- 01:04:28,037 --> 01:04:31,942
- Ah, god dog it, what
- the fuck's this, no way.
- 754
- 01:04:35,377 --> 01:04:36,613
- Oh, no.
- 755
- 01:04:46,155 --> 01:04:47,654
- I've got plenty of girls left
- 756
- 01:04:47,656 --> 01:04:50,057
- and you're not going to stop me.
- 757
- 01:04:54,229 --> 01:04:56,666
- You weighed like an elephant.
- 758
- 01:04:57,399 --> 01:04:59,970
- Stop eating all that chicken.
- 759
- 01:05:08,910 --> 01:05:12,982
- Why won't you
- make love to me, Johnny?
- 760
- 01:05:15,151 --> 01:05:17,752
- It's because you're black.
- 761
- 01:05:17,754 --> 01:05:20,220
- I don't pork black chicks.
- 762
- 01:05:20,222 --> 01:05:23,357
- We're all pink
- on the inside, Johnny.
- 763
- 01:05:23,359 --> 01:05:24,194
- Are you?
- 764
- 01:05:25,761 --> 01:05:27,631
- I've never seen one.
- 765
- 01:05:28,765 --> 01:05:32,035
- I guess I was just
- afraid of the truth.
- 766
- 01:05:39,374 --> 01:05:41,110
- Go on, take a peek.
- 767
- 01:05:43,713 --> 01:05:45,881
- I'm dead and I won't mind.
- 768
- 01:05:51,687 --> 01:05:53,624
- Yeah, yeah you are.
- 769
- 01:06:17,946 --> 01:06:18,781
- Boys!
- 770
- 01:06:20,216 --> 01:06:22,750
- Now, Mr, Fonzworth, I have
- told you a million times
- 771
- 01:06:22,752 --> 01:06:24,819
- you cannot speak to me that way.
- 772
- 01:06:24,821 --> 01:06:28,992
- I am a respectable nurse and
- you're too disrespectable.
- 773
- 01:06:31,026 --> 01:06:33,493
- Now, Mr. Hank, you cannot
- put that in the back door
- 774
- 01:06:33,495 --> 01:06:35,162
- for that extra 20.
- 775
- 01:06:35,164 --> 01:06:39,399
- But I will let you put that
- finger someplace really special
- 776
- 01:06:39,401 --> 01:06:42,470
- for that, but you
- have to be gentle.
- 777
- 01:07:00,756 --> 01:07:01,791
- Babe.
- 778
- 01:07:02,492 --> 01:07:04,794
- How did you get in there?
- 779
- 01:07:06,328 --> 01:07:07,763
- Is there a key?
- 780
- 01:07:08,531 --> 01:07:10,531
- Do you have keys?
- 781
- 01:07:10,533 --> 01:07:13,303
- I'm going to get you some keys.
- 782
- 01:07:35,357 --> 01:07:39,729
- I'm going to go get the
- keys and I'll be back, okay.
- 783
- 01:07:46,202 --> 01:07:47,468
- Johnny.
- 784
- 01:07:47,470 --> 01:07:48,305
- Johnny
- 785
- 01:07:49,372 --> 01:07:50,941
- What the fuck, man?
- 786
- 01:07:53,176 --> 01:07:54,575
- I know.
- 787
- 01:07:54,577 --> 01:07:57,877
- I know what this looks like.
- 788
- 01:07:57,879 --> 01:07:58,814
- I can explain.
- 789
- 01:07:59,981 --> 01:08:02,582
- Johnny, this is
- unexplainable, man.
- 790
- 01:08:02,584 --> 01:08:06,352
- Where are the keys,
- Jennifer's locked in her cell?
- 791
- 01:08:06,354 --> 01:08:08,955
- You're right, brother.
- 792
- 01:08:08,957 --> 01:08:10,991
- I have the keys.
- 793
- 01:08:10,993 --> 01:08:14,028
- I have the keys to her heart.
- 794
- 01:08:14,030 --> 01:08:17,997
- Less burning repentance,
- purify lonesome candles.
- 795
- 01:08:17,999 --> 01:08:20,099
- I'm sorry, Aiesha.
- 796
- 01:08:20,101 --> 01:08:22,905
- We're not meant to be together.
- 797
- 01:08:23,839 --> 01:08:25,305
- Focus man, where are the keys?
- 798
- 01:08:25,307 --> 01:08:26,941
- Jennifer's locked in her
- cell, I need to get her out.
- 799
- 01:08:26,943 --> 01:08:29,346
- I am focused, little brother.
- 800
- 01:08:30,512 --> 01:08:33,112
- You need enlightenment.
- 801
- 01:08:33,114 --> 01:08:35,452
- The force is with you, Luke.
- 802
- 01:08:51,633 --> 01:08:53,634
- Hey, Johnny.
- 803
- 01:08:53,636 --> 01:08:56,573
- Or should I call
- you, Mr. Johnny?
- 804
- 01:09:01,977 --> 01:09:02,812
- Delilah?
- 805
- 01:09:04,946 --> 01:09:06,949
- Is this your new friend?
- 806
- 01:09:08,450 --> 01:09:09,852
- Are you cheating?
- 807
- 01:09:11,887 --> 01:09:15,858
- You know, since you left,
- you're technically disqualified.
- 808
- 01:09:26,101 --> 01:09:27,568
- What the fuzz?
- 809
- 01:09:27,570 --> 01:09:29,402
- I'm not into that shit.
- 810
- 01:09:29,404 --> 01:09:32,105
- Funny, your browser
- history says otherwise.
- 811
- 01:09:32,107 --> 01:09:36,376
- Man, look, I don't even
- know why I'm talking to you.
- 812
- 01:09:36,378 --> 01:09:37,978
- This shit isn't real.
- 813
- 01:09:37,980 --> 01:09:40,482
- Johnny, now the game begins.
- 814
- 01:09:42,685 --> 01:09:46,522
- The game began a couple
- hours ago ass clown.
- 815
- 01:09:50,959 --> 01:09:54,361
- Alright,
- alright, alright.
- 816
- 01:09:54,363 --> 01:09:57,130
- What you going to do now, Luke?
- 817
- 01:09:57,132 --> 01:09:59,700
- I have to find keys
- and let Jennifer out.
- 818
- 01:09:59,702 --> 01:10:01,602
- Yeah, man.
- 819
- 01:10:01,604 --> 01:10:04,170
- That's exactly
- what you got to do.
- 820
- 01:10:04,172 --> 01:10:05,639
- But you going to
- need some money.
- 821
- 01:10:05,641 --> 01:10:08,509
- Maybe we can sell the
- dildos and make some money.
- 822
- 01:10:08,511 --> 01:10:12,011
- Yeah, man,
- that's a good idea.
- 823
- 01:10:12,013 --> 01:10:16,483
- See, you're not as dumb as
- people make you out to be.
- 824
- 01:10:16,485 --> 01:10:18,154
- I'm a good person.
- 825
- 01:10:19,689 --> 01:10:21,956
- Nice taxidermy.
- 826
- 01:10:21,958 --> 01:10:23,691
- Thanks, man.
- 827
- 01:10:23,693 --> 01:10:25,358
- What the fuck?
- 828
- 01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:27,594
- Why don't you just go away?
- 829
- 01:10:27,596 --> 01:10:29,295
- You boys want to play a game,
- 830
- 01:10:29,297 --> 01:10:31,197
- so that's what we're playing.
- 831
- 01:10:31,199 --> 01:10:35,268
- I'm just here to make sure
- everything's on the up and up.
- 832
- 01:10:41,744 --> 01:10:43,609
- You're just a hallucination.
- 833
- 01:10:43,611 --> 01:10:46,546
- I'm tripping my balls
- off, that's all.
- 834
- 01:10:46,548 --> 01:10:50,617
- I really don't want
- to hurt you, Luke.
- 835
- 01:10:50,619 --> 01:10:52,185
- You seem nice enough and
- I don't think you meant
- 836
- 01:10:52,187 --> 01:10:54,356
- to cause anybody any harm.
- 837
- 01:10:55,591 --> 01:10:59,026
- But you're involved with
- some really bad people.
- 838
- 01:10:59,028 --> 01:11:03,162
- Against my better judgment,
- I'm trying to let you off,
- 839
- 01:11:03,164 --> 01:11:05,001
- if you just leave now.
- 840
- 01:11:09,771 --> 01:11:11,941
- Fine, suit yourself, Luke.
- 841
- 01:11:16,044 --> 01:11:19,179
- By the way, one of
- your charges got loose.
- 842
- 01:11:19,181 --> 01:11:21,048
- They don't look too happy.
- 843
- 01:11:21,050 --> 01:11:21,685
- Fuck!
- 844
- 01:11:26,288 --> 01:11:29,459
- Oh, Delilah, your
- king has returned.
- 845
- 01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:52,914
- Shit!
- 846
- 01:11:54,749 --> 01:11:56,750
- Stand up
- for yourself, Luke.
- 847
- 01:11:56,752 --> 01:11:57,584
- What?
- 848
- 01:11:57,586 --> 01:12:01,287
- Go on
- man, you can do it?
- 849
- 01:12:01,289 --> 01:12:04,425
- You heard me, stand
- up for yourself.
- 850
- 01:12:04,427 --> 01:12:07,161
- You can take her, go on.
- 851
- 01:12:07,163 --> 01:12:09,499
- Yeah, you're right, I can.
- 852
- 01:12:12,767 --> 01:12:14,600
- Fuck, Delilah!
- 853
- 01:12:14,602 --> 01:12:15,803
- Shit, I'm sorry.
- 854
- 01:12:15,805 --> 01:12:17,140
- What the fuck?
- 855
- 01:12:23,546 --> 01:12:24,446
- Oh, fuck.
- 856
- 01:12:27,348 --> 01:12:30,117
- That a boy,
- Luke, you did it.
- 857
- 01:12:30,119 --> 01:12:31,852
- I'm proud of you boy.
- 858
- 01:12:31,854 --> 01:12:36,025
- Now, go and find Jennifer
- before Johnny fucks her.
- 859
- 01:12:51,239 --> 01:12:52,242
- Open B112.
- 860
- 01:13:01,449 --> 01:13:02,883
- Damnest thing,
- 861
- 01:13:02,885 --> 01:13:06,319
- they left these laying up
- there in the control center.
- 862
- 01:13:06,321 --> 01:13:09,223
- There are guard uniforms
- laying everywhere.
- 863
- 01:13:09,225 --> 01:13:12,562
- They just walked off
- and left the place.
- 864
- 01:13:13,762 --> 01:13:16,266
- I'm ready, padre.
- 865
- 01:13:17,665 --> 01:13:19,867
- I think it's time for you
- to join the festivities.
- 866
- 01:13:19,869 --> 01:13:21,438
- Dead man walking.
- 867
- 01:13:52,868 --> 01:13:54,934
- I'm sorry, Luke.
- 868
- 01:13:54,936 --> 01:13:56,672
- I'm sorry I used you.
- 869
- 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:03,210
- I should've told you
- I used to fuck Johnny.
- 870
- 01:14:03,212 --> 01:14:04,911
- I was just trying to get even
- 871
- 01:14:04,913 --> 01:14:07,380
- and I was using you to do that.
- 872
- 01:14:13,454 --> 01:14:17,526
- I was going to take the
- money and move to Mexico.
- 873
- 01:14:18,827 --> 01:14:22,132
- But now they're
- giving me the needle.
- 874
- 01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:27,169
- Did you say you fucked Johnny?
- 875
- 01:14:31,472 --> 01:14:32,307
- Yeah.
- 876
- 01:14:33,708 --> 01:14:36,245
- And I'll tell you something.
- 877
- 01:14:39,315 --> 01:14:43,216
- He really does have the
- biggest cock I've ever seen.
- 878
- 01:14:43,218 --> 01:14:44,785
- You're a pussy, Luke.
- 879
- 01:14:44,787 --> 01:14:47,353
- You always have been
- and you always will be.
- 880
- 01:14:47,355 --> 01:14:48,190
- Sweetie.
- 881
- 01:14:49,592 --> 01:14:50,226
- Babe.
- 882
- 01:14:51,593 --> 01:14:54,694
- I'm going to fucking kill you.
- 883
- 01:14:54,696 --> 01:14:57,997
- How does my fucking
- pussy feel now?
- 884
- 01:14:57,999 --> 01:15:01,337
- Ewe, gross, so,
- Jennifer fucked Johnny?
- 885
- 01:15:02,404 --> 01:15:04,574
- No, try to keep up okay.
- 886
- 01:15:06,007 --> 01:15:07,441
- This is Luke's acid trip.
- 887
- 01:15:07,443 --> 01:15:09,776
- He's fucking tripping
- his balls off, alright.
- 888
- 01:15:09,778 --> 01:15:11,377
- It's not what she's
- actually saying.
- 889
- 01:15:11,379 --> 01:15:12,645
- Oh.
- 890
- 01:15:12,647 --> 01:15:14,880
- And watch your
- fucking language.
- 891
- 01:15:14,882 --> 01:15:15,948
- Push!
- 892
- 01:15:17,352 --> 01:15:18,286
- Yeah, come on, it's
- the biggest shit
- 893
- 01:15:18,288 --> 01:15:20,786
- you've ever taken in
- your life, come on.
- 894
- 01:15:21,856 --> 01:15:22,688
- Push!
- 895
- 01:15:22,690 --> 01:15:24,424
- There, there it is!
- 896
- 01:15:30,031 --> 01:15:33,332
- Hi, mommy, I think
- it's time to breastfeed.
- 897
- 01:15:44,279 --> 01:15:46,345
- Mommy, I love you.
- 898
- 01:15:48,050 --> 01:15:50,317
- I brought you a teddy bear.
- 899
- 01:15:52,887 --> 01:15:54,321
- Johnny has the
- biggest cock I've ever seen!
- 900
- 01:15:54,323 --> 01:15:55,389
- Johnny has the biggest
- cock I've ever seen!
- 901
- 01:15:55,391 --> 01:15:56,023
- Professor!
- 902
- 01:15:56,025 --> 01:15:57,260
- Anybody?
- 903
- 01:15:58,560 --> 01:15:59,329
- Fuck!
- 904
- 01:16:02,498 --> 01:16:04,697
- Mommy.
- 905
- 01:16:04,699 --> 01:16:06,032
- The door's locked!
- 906
- 01:16:06,034 --> 01:16:07,733
- I'm coming for you.
- 907
- 01:16:07,735 --> 01:16:11,337
- Johnny, you're so
- big, I swear to God.
- 908
- 01:16:11,339 --> 01:16:13,072
- Oh my God, no engagement
- ring is worth this.
- 909
- 01:16:13,074 --> 01:16:14,008
- I hate him, I hate him.
- 910
- 01:16:14,010 --> 01:16:15,742
- Oh my God, I should've
- seen this coming.
- 911
- 01:16:44,038 --> 01:16:45,706
- You know what
- would be really cool?
- 912
- 01:16:45,708 --> 01:16:48,841
- If the twins grabbed
- her out of the cabinet,
- 913
- 01:16:48,843 --> 01:16:53,045
- made out with her and
- then sliced her throat.
- 914
- 01:16:53,047 --> 01:16:56,116
- It's fine, it's
- fine, shh, shh.
- 915
- 01:16:56,118 --> 01:16:59,388
- Why does it smell
- like fucking vomit?
- 916
- 01:17:00,788 --> 01:17:01,623
- Oh my God.
- 917
- 01:17:15,404 --> 01:17:19,939
- You could have at least
- waited til I kissed her.
- 918
- 01:17:19,941 --> 01:17:21,610
- It's not too late.
- 919
- 01:17:22,977 --> 01:17:23,812
- Fuck it.
- 920
- 01:17:25,547 --> 01:17:26,382
- What?
- 921
- 01:17:27,548 --> 01:17:30,649
- No, that can't,
- there's no twins.
- 922
- 01:17:30,651 --> 01:17:33,652
- The twinS at the
- demon baby birth.
- 923
- 01:17:33,654 --> 01:17:35,121
- It's a split personality.
- 924
- 01:17:35,123 --> 01:17:36,023
- Don't you get it?
- 925
- 01:17:36,025 --> 01:17:38,392
- The sacrifice? It
- was all in her head?
- 926
- 01:17:38,394 --> 01:17:40,059
- Do you understand
- what I'm saying?
- 927
- 01:17:40,061 --> 01:17:41,995
- I like the twins idea.
- 928
- 01:17:41,997 --> 01:17:44,965
- What, no.
- 929
- 01:17:44,967 --> 01:17:48,468
- No, the demon baby crawled
- in the cabinet with her.
- 930
- 01:18:09,824 --> 01:18:13,995
- ♪ Oh Lord, it feels
- like I'm dying ♪
- 931
- 01:18:15,163 --> 01:18:19,068
- ♪ You got to help, help me out ♪
- 932
- 01:18:20,068 --> 01:18:22,803
- ♪ I'm falling through the view ♪
- 933
- 01:18:22,805 --> 01:18:25,438
- ♪ It's blurring into you ♪
- 934
- 01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:27,676
- ♪ Am I sorry ♪
- 935
- 01:18:31,879 --> 01:18:36,215
- ♪ I tried my best
- for to understand ♪
- 936
- 01:18:36,217 --> 01:18:38,984
- ♪ Tell the burning bush ♪
- 937
- 01:18:38,986 --> 01:18:42,656
- ♪ Ate the fruit in hand ♪
- 938
- 01:18:42,658 --> 01:18:45,524
- ♪ Two by two ♪
- 939
- 01:18:45,526 --> 01:18:49,164
- ♪ Ushered from a promised man ♪
- 940
- 01:18:54,203 --> 01:18:56,638
- ♪ Holy sweet ♪
- 941
- 01:18:59,574 --> 01:19:02,544
- ♪ You swallow me ♪
- 942
- 01:19:07,248 --> 01:19:10,619
- - ♪ Holy sweet ♪
- - Johnny?
- 943
- 01:19:14,690 --> 01:19:15,525
- Johnny?
- 944
- 01:19:19,127 --> 01:19:22,131
- ♪ Will it do it, do ♪
- 945
- 01:19:24,533 --> 01:19:27,937
- ♪ Will it see me through ♪
- 946
- 01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:36,611
- ♪ Oh, lord, it feels
- like I'm dying ♪
- 947
- 01:19:37,846 --> 01:19:41,751
- ♪ You got to help, help me out ♪
- 948
- 01:19:42,751 --> 01:19:45,585
- ♪ I'm falling through the view ♪
- 949
- 01:19:45,587 --> 01:19:47,720
- ♪ It's blurring into you ♪
- 950
- 01:19:47,722 --> 01:19:50,256
- ♪ Am I sorry ♪
- 951
- 01:20:27,195 --> 01:20:28,030
- Fuck!
- 952
- 01:21:19,981 --> 01:21:23,049
- Oh look, your
- brother's asleep.
- 953
- 01:21:23,051 --> 01:21:25,818
- Well, so, Luke bashes Johnny's
- head with a golf club,
- 954
- 01:21:25,820 --> 01:21:28,188
- everyone lives happily
- ever after, the end.
- 955
- 01:21:28,190 --> 01:21:30,090
- Now go to bed.
- 956
- 01:21:30,092 --> 01:21:33,359
- What, no, that can't be
- the ending, that sucks.
- 957
- 01:21:33,361 --> 01:21:34,861
- So what if...
- 958
- 01:21:55,316 --> 01:21:59,685
- Hey bro, we should
- probably get out of here.
- 959
- 01:21:59,687 --> 01:22:02,255
- Delilah's gone crazy.
- 960
- 01:22:02,257 --> 01:22:04,260
- And I murdered Jennifer.
- 961
- 01:22:05,660 --> 01:22:08,661
- Something's wrong
- with Brittany too.
- 962
- 01:22:08,663 --> 01:22:10,663
- I'll say something's wrong.
- 963
- 01:22:10,665 --> 01:22:12,732
- She has no fucking head.
- 964
- 01:22:12,734 --> 01:22:13,903
- Oh, goddamn.
- 965
- 01:22:16,370 --> 01:22:17,606
- Poor girl.
- 966
- 01:22:20,441 --> 01:22:22,274
- Did you do that?
- 967
- 01:22:22,276 --> 01:22:25,144
- No, I only killed Jennifer.
- 968
- 01:22:25,146 --> 01:22:25,981
- What?
- 969
- 01:22:29,418 --> 01:22:31,687
- Because you fucked her.
- 970
- 01:22:33,320 --> 01:22:34,155
- What?
- 971
- 01:22:43,164 --> 01:22:46,836
- Man, you seriously
- cannot handle your drugs.
- 972
- 01:22:56,177 --> 01:22:56,811
- Jennifer.
- 973
- 01:23:00,716 --> 01:23:02,952
- Oo, then the twins show up.
- 974
- 01:23:13,494 --> 01:23:15,997
- And they all start making out.
- 975
- 01:23:17,732 --> 01:23:19,365
- Yeah, that's
- what I'm talking...
- 976
- 01:23:19,367 --> 01:23:21,102
- There are no twins.
- 977
- 01:23:23,003 --> 01:23:25,304
- I really want
- there to be twins.
- 978
- 01:23:25,306 --> 01:23:27,809
- What if the twins kill Johnny?
- 979
- 01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:35,782
- There's no fucking twins!
- 980
- 01:23:35,784 --> 01:23:38,921
- Oo, what if Aiesha's
- brother shows up?
- 981
- 01:23:40,788 --> 01:23:42,855
- Oh, son, they
- need to calm down.
- 982
- 01:23:42,857 --> 01:23:44,491
- Things are getting a little
- too out of control over here.
- 983
- 01:23:44,493 --> 01:23:46,826
- Come to avenge your sister?
- 984
- 01:23:46,828 --> 01:23:47,993
- What?
- 985
- 01:23:47,995 --> 01:23:48,995
- No.
- 986
- 01:23:48,997 --> 01:23:50,964
- Just spit-balling here.
- 987
- 01:23:50,966 --> 01:23:53,532
- Listen to the story.
- 988
- 01:23:53,534 --> 01:23:55,704
- Okay, wait, where were we.
- 989
- 01:24:02,511 --> 01:24:05,310
- See the groundskeeper
- comes down from the tower.
- 990
- 01:24:05,312 --> 01:24:07,147
- - Which was fucking stupid.
- - Calm down man.
- 991
- 01:24:07,149 --> 01:24:08,014
- What are you doing?
- 992
- 01:24:08,016 --> 01:24:09,819
- What are you doing?
- 993
- 01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:13,055
- Here's Johnny.
- 994
- 01:24:16,391 --> 01:24:19,826
- Oh, this is where
- the devils sidekicks show up.
- 995
- 01:24:19,828 --> 01:24:21,960
- Oh, shit, I almost
- forgot, you're right, the setup.
- 996
- 01:24:26,133 --> 01:24:29,469
- - What the unholy hell?
- - Oh my God.
- 997
- 01:24:48,323 --> 01:24:50,322
- I knew
- Aiesha was the devil.
- 998
- 01:24:50,324 --> 01:24:54,928
- Oh, look at you,
- fucking genius, now shut up.
- 999
- 01:24:54,930 --> 01:24:57,596
- What the fuck just happened?
- 1000
- 01:24:57,598 --> 01:24:59,499
- Did you put real
- bullets in that?
- 1001
- 01:24:59,501 --> 01:25:00,666
- You think I'm going to walk
- around here wearing a mask
- 1002
- 01:25:00,668 --> 01:25:03,836
- scaring a bunch of white
- folk without some protection.
- 1003
- 01:25:03,838 --> 01:25:06,371
- Man, that's shame about Dale.
- 1004
- 01:25:06,373 --> 01:25:08,140
- Why'd he have to leave
- the guard tower anyway?
- 1005
- 01:25:08,142 --> 01:25:08,974
- This fool would
- have been lights out
- 1006
- 01:25:08,976 --> 01:25:10,979
- in another five minutes.
- 1007
- 01:25:14,449 --> 01:25:15,284
- Damn.
- 1008
- 01:25:18,587 --> 01:25:22,154
- Oh, once a hippy,
- always a hippy.
- 1009
- 01:25:22,156 --> 01:25:25,258
- That stupid motherfucker.
- 1010
- 01:25:25,260 --> 01:25:27,262
- Well, come on, let's go.
- 1011
- 01:25:28,430 --> 01:25:29,328
- You get the money
- from Johnny's safe?
- 1012
- 01:25:29,330 --> 01:25:30,429
- Easy peasy.
- 1013
- 01:25:30,431 --> 01:25:32,165
- - And the code?
- - What else?
- 1014
- 01:25:32,167 --> 01:25:34,102
- - 696969.
- - Predictable.
- 1015
- 01:25:46,314 --> 01:25:50,282
- Wait, what was the
- point of the story?
- 1016
- 01:25:50,284 --> 01:25:51,917
- Isn't it obvious?
- 1017
- 01:25:51,919 --> 01:25:53,152
- Don't be an asshole?
- 1018
- 01:25:53,154 --> 01:25:54,924
- No, don't do drugs.
- 1019
- 01:25:56,257 --> 01:25:57,091
- Go to bed.
- 1020
- 01:26:12,973 --> 01:26:14,109
- Coming me amour.
- 1021
- 01:27:08,229 --> 01:27:10,563
- Hello?
- 1022
- 01:27:10,565 --> 01:27:11,730
- Hello?
- 1023
- 01:27:11,732 --> 01:27:13,068
- Is anyone there?
- 1024
- 01:27:14,168 --> 01:27:15,003
- Did I win?
- 1025
- 01:27:24,611 --> 01:27:28,016
- You want to be the
- husband or the wife?
- 1026
- 01:27:32,988 --> 01:27:33,955
- The husband.
- 1027
- 01:27:35,422 --> 01:27:39,759
- Good, now get down and
- suck your wife's dick?
- 1028
- 01:27:39,761 --> 01:27:40,995
- Oh, man.
- 1029
- 01:27:43,765 --> 01:27:44,600
- Oh, okay.
- 1030
- 01:27:48,506 --> 01:27:53,506
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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