Noir Rarity and Anon [prompt/shorty]

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Here is a long prompt, sorry for bad spelling, my first into Noir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMbp1YGCoB4

>Black and white Equestria Noir prompt maybe?
>Rarity is sitting back at her sewing desk after finishing the last dress in a line that had been ordered by some bigwig in Canterlot
>Completing all the dresses before the deadline was an arduous task, but fortunately she had managed to work her fashionista magic and finish before her time ran out
>Having completed her order with time left to spare, she had figured she had earned herself a little R&R
>And what better way to relax than to indulge oneself in a pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream imported all the way from Prance
>Rarity knew that to much of this stuff was bad for her figure, but she had worked all throughout the night and had deserved a little bit of this sinful treat
>The feeling of a job well done paired with this sweet Prench treat was bliss
>If she kept on completing orders like these ones she would be the #1 fashion pony in all of Equestria in no time
>And if what Sassy Saddles said was true, being the head of the industry comes with the perk of being able to choose any stallion you want. Something about "Stallions love a mare who can keep them up with the latest season" or something along those lines.
>*knock* knock* *knock*
>A tapping at the door had knocked Rarity out of her euphoric state and brought her back down to Equestria
>She quickly put a lid on the pint of her creamy treat and put it into a nearby drawer as to not reveal her glutenous behavior to the outside world

>You are Rarity
>You weren't expecting any visitors at this hour of the day, and Sweetie is currently staying with mother and father this week so you dont really have a clue who this mystery pony could be
>Well whoever they are you will greet them warmly and shall do your best to help with whatever they may need as is your element, surely with night quickly approaching they cannot bring to much trouble with them right?
>Oh how wrong you were
"Come in dear!" you calmly speak in your usual sing song voice
>The door opens and in walks the pony you were least expecting, or human would be more accurate you suppose
>Anonymous the alien, dressed in that alluring suit of his that gives him an enticing air of mystery accompanied with his lovely silky smooth crimson tie that just makes you want to remove all his clothing while leaving only that wonderful red piece of fabric to remain upon him.
>Never once have you met a stallion so dedicated as Anonymous to fashion that he insists on being fully clothed at all hours of the day
>Surely once your leading the fashion industry, Anonymous will recognize you as more than a clothing supplier and more like a fashion revolutionist.
>Maybe then you will feel marely enough to ask this wonderful fashion avatar to accompany you on a romantic date
>But till then, you well continue to supply him with clothing that has your cutie mark cleverly hidden in the stitching
>Oh how many ideas you have sketched out for more private garments that would surely compliment his form that you yearn to create
>A sliding of curtains brings your attention back to your guest
>Anonymous had took the liberty to pull the curtains over all your windows except for one which he was intently gazing out of
>You finally noticed that your precious stallion has a distressed look accompanying his ruggedly coltish face
"Is everything alright Anonymous darling?" you call out
>He lets out a sigh and pulls the curtain over the final window he had been staring out and makes his way to your desk
>"I wish I could say everything was alright Rarity, but unfortunately that would be a lie. I wasnt sure who else to go to, and Twilight said you know your way around a mystery novel so I figured you might be able to help me out with my dilemma."
"Well I have read all of the Hooflock Pones books and have quite the collection of Shadow Spade novels, so I guess you could say I may know a thing or two when it comes to solving mysterious darling. Why, what seems to be the problem?"
>"It's a long story, but Ill do my best to give you the short version."
>Anon prepares to speak, but before he can you pause him
"Oh just one moment Anon! I will be right back!"
>Though he looks a little confused he stops and you run quickly upstairs in order to get properly dressed in the right attire
>After a couple moments of preparation you slowly saunter down the stairs while dressed in your detective uniform that is based on the one Shadow Spade wears in her books.
>You magic over a notebook and a pencil and prepare to take notes
"Ok Anonymous dear, you may continue."
>Though Anonymous is still looking a tad bit confused, he shrugs off his confusion and continues his story.
>"It all started at sweet apple acres. Me, Mac, and Apple Jack had finished harvesting apples for the day and I had wanted to cool off after a hard day of work. So I had decided to take a quick dip in a small lake I had discovered on the more western side of the farm. Its in a bit of a secluded area so I dont ever really see anyone else while swimming in this lake. So I usually strip down fully so I dont get anything wet.
>You can feel a very slight warmth build in your face and your in your lower region as you are reminded of that earlier thought of Anon in nothing, but his tie, however you quickly snap out of your daydream and intently listen to the rest of his story.
>"So anyways, I took off all my clothes and while doing so I heard a weird clicking noise. At first I had looked around to see if I could find the source of the noise, but quickly dismissed it as probably some weird insect or something. I set my clothes on a nearby tree and proceeded to go for a swim. The clicking noise had continued, but I didnt really pay it anymore attention. Finally as I was getting out of the water I was blinded by large flash and had not been able to see for a couple seconds. I had then heard a loud "EEP" and a lot of rustling in the bushes. When my sight had returned to me I had found that my underwear that had came with me from earth was missing and whoever was spying on me had left this."
>Anon proceeds to hold up a photo of himself removing his shirt near the lake he had mentioned in his story
"You mean someone was taking obscene pictures of you while you were bathing?!"
>"Precisely."
>You can feel rage building inside you. What kind of villainous degenerate mare would go around taking lewd photos of unsuspecting colts at their most vulnerable? Such an act should be met with a swift and harsh punishment, especially considering they were taking advantage of your sweet pure little Anon! Oh when you find whos responsible, they will be sorry!
"Dont you worry Anon! I am on the case! I will make sure those photos will never see the light of day and the perpetrator shall receive their well deserved justice!" You feel like the biggest badflank in the world right now.
>"I really appreciate the help Rarity, but I was kind of hoping you could help me get my underwear back."
"Dont worry darling, I will make you some new ones, but for now we need to find and destroy those horrible photos before they make their way to public eyes!"
>"But those were my only pair of boxers from earth, and the pairs that you make me are a little to lacy to be called boxers, heck they  are probably more suited to be bloomers than boxers."
"Nonsense darling, Im sure they look cute on you. Now you stay here where its safe while I go solve this mystery!"
>"But Rar-" before Anon could finish you gallop full speed out of your boutique intent on getting Anon the closure he needs.