Walk of Shame (2014) EN

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Right after the break, we're
going to interview David Kern,

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who climbed the highest
mountain in the world, Mount Everest,

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but he's gate...
I mean, he's gay.

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Excuse me. He's blind.

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More teens are having fuck...
Having luck, rather.

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One way to do a turkey call
is with this gobbler...

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that allows the air to
vibrate. You should try it.

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I'd love to. Go ahead.
I want to see this.

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No, no.

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That just wasn't right.

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It's a beautiful Memorial Day.

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We have people
out here sunbathing.

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We have people
tossing the ball around.

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And we really want to advise
that you guys try to make it...

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I'm a bird, bitch!
A safe Memorial Day.

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Okay, dude.
Goddamn it, man!

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Well, I'm sure
you needed it, Annie.

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Did you get many spankings
as a kid?

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As a kid? No. I... Oh!

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Whoa.
Wait a minute.

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Susenko Energy is announcing
a proposal to jack off? jack off excuse me...

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What is your comment on the results of the proceedings?
I have no comment. How do you think your case affect..

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What really happened on that Thursday
here at Central High...

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that led to Tim Johnson's de...

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What the fuck was that?
Shit!

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God, I'm dying in this fuckin' country-ass,
fucked-up town.

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Here come down that hill. It looks like Reuben is in the lead,
and here comes...

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No! No!
Aaah!

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An infestation of Canadian Brown Finches,
which is a small bird...

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I guess I should have
seen that one coming, huh?

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We now send it over
to Meghan Miles. Meghan?

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Hey, Joe, I'm here
at the A.S.P.C.A., where I'm...

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I think she is.
Meghan, are you okay?

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Okay, Meghan...
We'll get a medic over to her.

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Yeah.

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Thank you so much
for coming with me.

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You're my girl. Team.
Right. Team.

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Oh my god! They're not going to bring up
the cat thing, right?

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That was 100 years ago.
No one looks at those YouTube things anymore.

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Yeah, right.
Relax, Meghan.

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Relax?
Ooh. It's the network.

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It's a big step up from local,
but you are ready. Oh, I'm ready.

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Just be yourself.
No, I'm going to be exactly what they want me to be.

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"Anchor."

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It is both a noun and a verb.

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A reliable or principal support,

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but in action,
it means to hold fast.

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Hmm.
Mmm.

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I believe I can do that
for your viewers...

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be the center,
and hold them... steady.

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Tell us more about yourself.

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Well, I was raised in Texas.

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I studied journalism
at the University of Texas.

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I love to read.
I'm a voracious reader.

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Mostly historical fiction.

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Have you read
Toni Morrison's Beloved?

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- Of course.
- Good answer.

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My role models include my parents,
which I know is corny,

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but they've
been married 35 years...

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and, um, I am recently engaged.

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We like that.
We'll have a decision in 2 weeks.

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There isn't any...
dirt in your past that we should know about?

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Skeletons?

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Bones of any kind?

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I'm a good girl.

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Morning, Meghan Miles.

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Be well.
Good day. Good day.

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Hey, looking good,
Chuck Rogers.

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5 minutes to air, people.

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Hey so I just spoke to my source inside the network.
And?

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It's down to you
and Wendy Chang.

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The decision
should come down today.

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Don't be nervous.
Don't be nervous?

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You shouldn't have told me.
Breathe.

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Oh, gosh, hang on.

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This is Meghan Miles.

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Meghan, you dirty hooker.

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Rosie, stop. I'm about to go on air.
Okay, good.

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But be advised that we
are going out tonight to celebrate.

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Honey, I didn't get the job yet.

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- Minor detail.
- I don't know.

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It's been a really long week.

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Don't be a cock-blocker.

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Repeat after me
"I will not block the cock."

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You know what Rosie? Hang on.
I have another call.

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It could be the network.

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- This is Meghan Miles.
- Meg, honey.

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- Hey, Mama.
- We just saw your last newscast.

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You did such a good job.

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Although that outfit
was a little revealing by about a button.

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Really?

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I've been telling wardrobe
to watch out for it.

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Thank you for the feedback.
Well, we love you.

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Say hi to Kyle.
I love you too.

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Talk soon.

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Fine. I will not block
the cock.

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Still me, hon.

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I'm so sorry, Mama.

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This is KZLA  Live at 5:00
Eyewitness News.

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- With Jane Rain, weather.
- Camera one.

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Ready, Chuck?
Let's do this.

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Chuck Rogers, sports.

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And Chopper Steve, traffic.

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Will you stop it?
My mother's gonna kill me.

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Good evening, Los Angeles.
I'm Meghan Miles.

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Our top story.
Well the day is upon us.

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A traffic nightmare
of biblical proportions.

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What some are calling
"Carpocalypse Now."

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Portions of the 10 Freeway
will be closed for construction

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during this coming weekend.

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For more, let's go
to our own Chopper Steve.

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Chopper Steve, can you tell us
what it's like up there?

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Oh. Doing great.
Fantastic.

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Chopper Steve,
are you texting?

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Yeah, yeah, Don't worry
Who's gonna pull me over up here?

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It's sailing pretty smoothly
down there right now,

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but we're warning drivers
about massive congestion this weekend.

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So you're saying
they should steer clear.

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Oh, steer clear.

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I got that one, Meghan Miles.

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Good one, good one like steering the car, thanks
Chopper Steve. We'll check back with you in the 6:00 hour.

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Check back?
What? Did my check bounce?

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Aw. Sorry.

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Okay. Bye now, Chopper Steve.

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Fly safe.

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Real smooth, Chopper Steve.
Fuckin' loser.

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I should just crash this thing
into the Hollywood sign,

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Chopper Steve we can still hear you. Your mike is on.

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- Live mike.
- Copy that.

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For continuing updates
on the Carpocalypse,

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stay with KZLA
for all your news needs.

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The Ventura County
Italian-American Club did a great job,

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but don't call
Mr. Guinness just yet.

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It turns out the world's
largest meatball resides in Genoa, Italy.

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That's all for now stay tuned for more KZLA
coverage on Carpocalypse,

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and find out
what simple household item may just be fatal.

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I'm Meghan Miles.
Be well.

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And we're clear.

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Great.

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Chopper Steve...
Is he on his meds?

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Short answer, no.

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Did anybody call?
Did you get any e-mails?

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No. No. Calm down.
Any text messages I need to know about?

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Calm down.
I'm going to hear from them,

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and I'll call you at home.

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I can't wait
to get my drink on.

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And get my dance on.
And...

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Just those two things.
Denise.

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What?

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Meghan.

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Meghan! Meghan Miles.

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Either she's not home
or she's ignoring us.

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Or she's incapacitated,
tied up...

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or maybe she had a stroke
or a seizure or something.

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Denise, this is Brentwood.
Nothing bad ever happens in Brent...

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Oh, my God, O.J. Simpson.
I just remembered that. Yeah.

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Meghan!
It's open.

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Honey, you are not back
on the farm in Texas.

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You cannot just
leave your door unlocked.

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Hey, party girls.

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What do you want to drink?

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I have tap water.
Wait.

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Wait, what's going on?
Where's Kyle?

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He's at the supermarket.

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And, um, where's all your stuff?

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Oh. Um...

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Kyle took it all
to the supermarket.

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The supermercado.

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He's gone.

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He, um...

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He said he didn't know
who I was anymore,

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and then he left
and he took everything.

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That's so weird.
When is he coming back?

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Why did you not tell us?

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I don't know.
I'm sorry.

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Rosie, I just...

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It's really embarassing yeah, but, honey, we're your friends.
We're not gonna judge you.

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Hang on. It's Dan.

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Hello Dan hello Meghan, don't freak out,
but they're going with Wendy Chang.

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Meghan, are you okay?

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Chang!

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This is such a terrible time
for Kyle to not be here.

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Denise, shut up.

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They gave it to Wendy Chang.

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She's an anchor
in San Francisco.

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There you go, honey.
That's a diversity hire.

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Asian. What can you do
about that?

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She's not even Asian.

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She's adopted.
She has red fucking hair.

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I'm sorry. That was mean.

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Good for her.
No.

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Screw Chang.
You are the best.

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Yeah. No one reads
the news like you, Meghan.

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We're going to sit down
and come up with a plan to fix your life.

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Okay, guys, no more
pity party. It's fine.

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I'm not a cock blocker remember? So go.
I'll be fine. I'm just gonna stay here and catch up on Idol.

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No! We're not gonna
leave you here.

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You don't even have your dog.

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Technically, it was Kyle's dog.

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Who cares? Forget it.
Get a cat.

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Ew. That's gross.
Cats hate me. You know that.

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People say cats are clean,
but they're really filthy.

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I am sorry, okay?
Whatever.

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I'm gonna take you to a club
You're gonna meet some young, stupid, hot guy,

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and you're gonna take all
your anger and your aggression out on his penis.

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I don't know.
I don't do that with penises.

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I'm more of
a relationship type of girl.

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We're taking you out.
Come on. Let's go.

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Fine, but I'm wearing
these sweatpants.

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No. You're gonna wear
something slutty, like Denise.

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I don't own anything
slutty like Denise.

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Denise, give Meghan your dress.

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- But...
- No buts.

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You can wear
one of her pantsuits.

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Ew.
Ew.

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Why is it so loud in here?

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Isn't it great?
This is what you need.

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Shots time.
Already?

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Yup, that's right.
Throw it back.

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Unless you're too soft.

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Yeah.

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Whoa, whoo!

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Yeah, the other two were for us.

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I guess we're gonna need
three more.

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This is good.
Three more. Three more.

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How about something different?
To match your dress.

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Thanks.
Fancy.

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Looking at us?

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Oh, my God.

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What do you do?
Act bitchy? Yeah. Bitchy.

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- Boo.
- Ooh.

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Sunshine.

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You want to join me
and my boys for some drinks?

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Will the drinks be alcoholic?

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More tequila?
That's what that is.

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Wow, your friend's
quite the party girl, huh?

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Tonight she is.

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Let's make a toast
to these girls, huh, boys?

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Yes. You know my dad made a toast
at my 5th grade graduation,

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- and I kept it in my memory...
- Keep it there.

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Cheers!

242
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,231
I love my daddy.

243
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,269
Kyle sucks.

244
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,276
Can I just get
one of these buckets?

245
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:54,045
Thank you so much.
Excuse me.

246
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,847
Go get a cab.
Let's get rid of this.

247
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,349
All good.
Let's rally. Let's rally!

248
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:04,789
You want to get out of here?
Absolutely. You stay here.

249
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:07,092
No, no. Where are you going?
I got to go for a wee-wee.

250
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,394
Excuse me.

251
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,344
Oh.

252
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,216
Oh. This is high.

253
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,384
Uh... Hello?
There's no handle.

254
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,120
Hello?

255
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,168
Hi.
Oh, hi.

256
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,036
Whatcha you doing up there?

257
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:53,438
I'm just looking
for the bathroom.

258
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,908
Are you stuck?

259
00:12:56,910 --> 00:13:00,845
How dare you, sir.

260
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,848
Don't you know it is rude
to ask if a lady is stuck?

261
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,483
Oh.

262
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,453
Yes, I am stuck.

263
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,922
And I'm a little drunk.
I should tell you that. All right.

264
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,257
Nothing wrong with that.

265
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,160
Stay stuck for a second.
Whoa!

266
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:19,164
That won't be hard.
I can't move.

267
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,366
Breaking news, 2:00 a.m.
Girl stuck on balcony.

268
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:26,070
Hi.
Hi.

269
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,072
- Huh. Oh!
- What do you think?

270
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,908
Wow. This is a mess.
Bit of a situation.

271
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,242
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.

272
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,545
If we could just find a way
to get this shoe off.

273
00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:35,113
What a puzzle.
All right.

274
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,816
Well, we got a strap
coming around here.

275
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,884
Wait. Oh, my God!

276
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,019
What?
There's a whole other strap.

277
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,087
Which one?

278
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,956
Left? Right?
You need to stay calm.

279
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,224
- What's your name?
- Meghan.

280
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,026
- Meghan, where you from?
- Texas.

281
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,494
Texas. I like Texas.

282
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,163
Hurry! The timer
is reading 5 seconds.

283
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,232
All right.
Stay with me, Meghan.

284
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,968
- 4, 3, 2...
- Here we go.

285
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,469
Aaah!

286
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:05,276
Are we alive?
I think so.

287
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,615
You're a hero.
Thank you.

288
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:14,018
Should we get down?

289
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,621
You can do it.
I'm right behind you. Okay.

290
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,256
So, are you trying to escape?

291
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,459
French exit?
Yeah, I think I was.

292
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,931
I just sort of had my fill
of the lecherous males... and the...

293
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,867
I don't know.
I don't really do this very much,

294
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,569
and so I just felt this wave of depression
coming over me...

295
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,038
Here. and I thought
I should probably...

296
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,874
It's cold.
It is cold.

297
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,942
Anyway. Rosie.

298
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:39,611
What?

299
00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:41,579
She says she's leaving.

300
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,348
I should get my car.

301
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,417
Um...
I should go.

302
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,286
Your car? No, no.

303
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,054
I don't think
you should be driving.

304
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,023
Why don't we get you a cab?

305
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,192
Let's find a cab for you.
No, I really want my car.

306
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,628
You don't think I can drive?
Uh...

307
00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:59,330
Come here.
Sobriety test.

308
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,500
Smell that meat.

309
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:05,203
Oh, my God.
That smells so good.

310
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,338
You're so drunk.
That's not even meat.

311
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,307
Screw you, cracker.
It's meat.

312
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:13,044
All right, why don't I
drive you home in your car,

313
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,679
and then I'll take a cab
home from there?

314
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,481
How about that?
No, you don't have to leave work.

315
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,182
No, no. It's fine.
I'm not just a bartender.

316
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,952
I got other things
going on.

317
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,121
You got a day job?

318
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,623
I am a writer of books.

319
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,260
What kind of books?

320
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,964
Uh, sort of post-modern
romantic fiction.

321
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,166
That is my favorite genre.

322
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,002
Are you messing with me?
No. It's really cool.

323
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:40,939
I'm a journalist. I've done some...
I don't know.

324
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:42,674
I don't write anything, really.

325
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,709
I thought I would,
but I mostly just read.

326
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,211
I read the news.
I don't know.

327
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:51,282
Anyway, so what does
a post-modern romantic writer do all day?

328
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,585
Find beauty and praise it.

329
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:57,655
Wow. That is the opposite
of what I do, I think.

330
00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,558
All right, let's go.
I'm getting you home safe.

331
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,360
Where do you live?

332
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,530
Where do you live?

333
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:10,101
Okay, you're getting on my level.
You like the dark stuff.

334
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,170
Okay, hands like this.

335
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:15,673
Shotgun poetry.
All right, get ready.

336
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,408
"Hark! 'Tis an elfin-storm
from faery land,

337
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,277
of haggard seeming,
but a boon indeed.

338
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:22,013
I have a home for thee."
I win!

339
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,615
Let's take our clothes off.
I'd like to go to the judges on that one.

340
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,651
Okay. Judges?
Where are you, judges?

341
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,289
Okay. It's a girl.
All right. It's a girl.

342
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,390
Ooh! What is in there?

343
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,525
I only know two chords

344
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,127
Do you trust me?
Yeah, I do.

345
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,662
You trust me?
I do.

346
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,631
I don't. I don't.
No, no!

347
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,601
Yes!

348
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,006
Oh, fuck.
Don't mess with Texas.

349
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,774
Dress down. Down.

350
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,676
Oh.
I'm hungry.

351
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,444
Okay. What is this?

352
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,613
What is this little table thing?

353
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,482
Put that one down
and get another one.

354
00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,284
I want to do Lady and the Tramp.
This is the best.

355
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,087
Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm.

356
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,193
Let me see.
Don't be shy.

357
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,229
Yes!

358
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,197
Yellow's your color.

359
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:57,408
Oh, God.

360
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,264
Okay, where's my phone?

361
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,402
My purse. My phone.

362
00:18:33,566 --> 00:18:36,247
Hi. You've reached Meghan.
Please leave a message.

363
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,182
And be well.

364
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,619
You have four new messages.

365
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,522
Message one sent
yesterday at 6:05 p.m.

366
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,557
Meghan! Put down
your knitting.

367
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,259
We're on our...

368
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,761
Meg, honey, it's Mom.

369
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,396
We just...

370
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:56,667
Meghan, it's Dan.
Are you sitting down?

371
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,871
Chang is out.
She didn't vet.

372
00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:02,807
They found some raunchy twit-pics
of her and another girl.

373
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,643
She's way too risky for CNB.

374
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,312
Looks like they're
pivoting back to you.

375
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,548
You're the safe bet.

376
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,584
All that steadiness shit
is going to pay off.

377
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,821
Now listen, they want to watch you work,
have a final follow up...

378
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,789
"look you in the eye"
sort of thing...

379
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,659
so they're coming
to the newscast tomorrow.

380
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,461
So get some rest tonight.

381
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,830
Come in fresh
and ready to kill it.

382
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,366
This could be very good.

383
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,401
Oh.

384
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:33,371
Ohhh.

385
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:46,751
No. I hate cats.

386
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:49,253
Don't you do anything.

387
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,858
Mmm. Mmm.

388
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,529
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.

389
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,883
You were in the box.

390
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:29,393
Shoes, shoes, shoes. Where's my...
Where are my keys?

391
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,895
I hate cats!

392
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,309
Okay.

393
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:47,912
Okay. All right.

394
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,415
Okay.

395
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,621
Where is my car?

396
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,663
Oh, wait. He drove.

397
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:11,335
We kissed, and then I fumbled
for some Tic Tacs.

398
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,046
Oh, no.

399
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,996
There's no names.

400
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,074
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait!

401
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,076
That's my car. Hey!

402
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,545
That's... That's my car.

403
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:56,013
That's my car.

404
00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,583
That was my car.

405
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,018
Aaah! Don't shoot!
Don't shoot.

406
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,821
You sneak up, I shoot you.
No, no, no, no.

407
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,390
I just want a ride.
I'm just trying to hire you.

408
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:42,393
Oh, no, no, no.
Off duty. Off duty.

409
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:43,828
No, please, sir.
I will pay you...

410
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,563
Double. Triple.

411
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:47,698
To take me to the tow place.
Mm-mmm.

412
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,534
Do you know where that is,
the place they tow to?

413
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,603
Oh. Tow to?

414
00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:54,605
Yes! Yes, you understand.
The tow to.

415
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,407
Da. Da. Tow to.

416
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,075
Okay, great.
Thank God.

417
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,077
You working?
Yes, I work.

418
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:01,946
Very important
I get to work today.

419
00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,514
Tonight. Okay.

420
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,150
Great.

421
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:07,852
So, here we go.

422
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:11,422
- We're going tow to.
- Great. Great.

423
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,597
You know, I like it, your work.

424
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:21,165
You know my work?

425
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,100
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Very nice.

426
00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:25,970
Oh, well, thank you.
Thank you so much.

427
00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:28,739
Yeah, I love what I do.

428
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,508
It gives me a lot
of self-worth and really...

429
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:32,143
I don't know. I...

430
00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:33,577
You have boyfriend?

431
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:37,515
Um, presently,

432
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:40,785
I do not technically have a man.

433
00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:43,187
I mean, I just...
I don't know.

434
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:46,857
I met someone, and...
Oh, but I just left someone.

435
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,026
I didn't...
Well, truth be told, he left me.

436
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:51,929
Actually, I don't
really give a shit.

437
00:23:53,064 --> 00:23:54,832
Okay. Good talk.

438
00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,600
Ah!

439
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,068
Here.

440
00:24:00,071 --> 00:24:01,672
Here? Where here?

441
00:24:01,674 --> 00:24:04,775
Here. Tow to.

442
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,747
No, no.

443
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,015
Oh, my goodness.

444
00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:12,683
No, no, no.

445
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,685
This is Tattoo,

446
00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:17,788
and I said "tow to"
as in "tow your car."

447
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,157
This is a funny
language miscommunication.

448
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,726
I can't get out here
because I don't nave my money.

449
00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:24,762
It's in my purse,
which is in my car.

450
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:28,566
Which is at the tow
to place. Tow to.

451
00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:30,901
You no pay, I drive you jail.

452
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,737
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We don't... There's no jail.

453
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:36,841
Then you pay $23.
I am not a stripper.

454
00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:38,976
I'm actually a journalist...

455
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,645
with local Emmy nominations
and a lot of connections,

456
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:44,048
so you will get paid.

457
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:46,116
You will get your money.

458
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:50,821
But right now, I really,
really need you to just help me out, okay?

459
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,223
Do you understand?

460
00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:54,658
Okay.
Okay.

461
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,694
You give me
a dance on lap. Huh?

462
00:24:56,696 --> 00:25:00,898
4 song.
Dance on lap, $23. Finish.

463
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,900
No. There's no deal.
No?

464
00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,869
Yes.
I can't give you a lap dance, sir.

465
00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:06,704
- 4 song.
- No.

466
00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:08,806
- You give me 3 song.
- No deal.

467
00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:09,907
No, no, no.
Okay!

468
00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:11,775
You dance on lap
or I take to jail.

469
00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:13,277
Wait, wait, wait.
You can put the gun down.

470
00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:14,979
Wait.
Um... Um...

471
00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:18,249
- Two dances.
- No, no, no. Bullshit for me.

472
00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:20,818
Good deal. Yeah?

473
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:24,088
- Two songs.
- Okay. Two song.

474
00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,657
Alanis Morissette
in-in V.I.P. room.

475
00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:28,726
The... Sure. The V.I.P. room.

476
00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:30,261
Just unlock the door.
Yeah. Okay.

477
00:25:30,263 --> 00:25:32,162
Leave the gun.
You can't take a gun in there.

478
00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:34,131
Oh, no gun. No gun.

479
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,933
I get lap ready.

480
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,772
Come on. We...

481
00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:44,875
Hey!

482
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,877
Where are you going?
Come on back! We had deal.

483
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,646
Hey, lady!

484
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,082
Son of a bitch.

485
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:53,884
This is nuts.
What the fuck, lady?

486
00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:39,029
Oh, my God!

487
00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:41,865
Everybody have fun tonight

488
00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:47,037
- Hey, wait! Wait, wait, wait!
- What do you want from me?

489
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:49,273
Wait. You can help me.
Hang on. You can...

490
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,008
Hey, hey, hey!
Go away!

491
00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:53,844
I need... I just...
You could help... Hey!

492
00:26:58,049 --> 00:27:01,118
Oh. Hey, hey. Hey, hi.

493
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,920
Hey.

494
00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:06,824
Hi.

495
00:27:09,694 --> 00:27:12,096
Hi.
How you doing?

496
00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:14,131
I'm not so good, actually.
I could really use some help.

497
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,867
Yeah, I could use some help too.
Oh, really? With what?

498
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,738
Oh, no.
Yeah.

499
00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:21,805
Oh, yeah.
No.

500
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,974
I'm not a...

501
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,743
I'm not a hooker.
Yeah, okay.

502
00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:28,846
Have a good night.
No, no, no, no. Wait. You can't...

503
00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:31,081
Oh! That's disgusting.

504
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:34,218
Oh, God.

505
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:36,687
This stupid dress.
I am gonna murder Denise.

506
00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:38,389
Oh, my God, I'm...

507
00:27:39,691 --> 00:27:40,991
freezing.

508
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,660
Hey!

509
00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:43,694
Who the fuck are you?

510
00:27:43,696 --> 00:27:45,295
Uh, I'm not a prostitute.

511
00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:47,798
- Excuse me?
- Check out Barbie over here.

512
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,134
Where did you guys
come from?

513
00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:51,402
Go on.

514
00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:57,074
Hey, hey. Excuse me.
Is there any chance that you are not looking for a hooker?

515
00:27:57,076 --> 00:27:59,343
Free agent?

516
00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,078
Get out of here.
Looks like it.

517
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,213
It's ballsy.

518
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,295
Gotta give it to her, man.
That takes a lot of balls.

519
00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:10,821
Oh, no, come on, Dave.
Man, it's the end of our shift.

520
00:28:10,823 --> 00:28:13,223
Look, dude,
I just gotta get home, get a little bit of rest.

521
00:28:13,225 --> 00:28:14,992
I was gonna drive
down to Long Beach.

522
00:28:14,994 --> 00:28:16,760
Got this whole
fishing-charter thing set up.

523
00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:18,262
It's our job, Walter.
No, it isn't.

524
00:28:18,264 --> 00:28:20,964
Our job is to keep
the hookers over there,

525
00:28:20,966 --> 00:28:22,866
away from the
decent people down there.

526
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:25,169
All right.
All right, look.

527
00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:28,472
We can issue her
an official warning,

528
00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:31,308
but if I see her out here
again, we gotta take her in.

529
00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,444
See? That's good police work.
That's what I'm talking about.

530
00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:35,312
- What's the matter, you can't hear?
- I have nothing against...

531
00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:38,949
uh, modern...
female entrepreneurs.

532
00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:40,384
Oh, shit.

533
00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:43,253
Thank God. Oh, hallelujah!

534
00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:46,156
Do not approach
the vehicle.

535
00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:47,858
Ma'am, what you're
doing is the opposite...

536
00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:50,127
of not approaching the vehicle.

537
00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:52,396
I... Okay.

538
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,498
I can't see now.

539
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,900
Thank goodness you are here.

540
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,402
I am so happy to see you.
You deaf?

541
00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:01,205
..running around in my entire life
This has been the longest night of my life.

542
00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:03,006
Quit your babbling.
This has been the...

543
00:29:03,008 --> 00:29:04,408
Quit your babbling and listen.

544
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:07,244
Okay.
We have you on video soliciting those cars.

545
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,279
What...
We can haul you in right now.

546
00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:11,782
No, no, no, no.
I was not soliciting sex.

547
00:29:11,784 --> 00:29:14,051
Ma'am, do not
raise your voice at me.

548
00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:15,374
Don't you raise
your voice at him!

549
00:29:16,867 --> 00:29:18,188
How much you had
to drink tonight?

550
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:21,024
- Uh...
- You smell like a distillery.

551
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,129
I just...
I haven't been home. Neither have I.

552
00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:28,165
Which is why we're gonna give
you a break and let you off with a warning.

553
00:29:28,167 --> 00:29:30,901
Ready? Here it is.
Stay off of my streets.

554
00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:34,805
- But-But...
- We see you out here again, and you will go to jail.

555
00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:36,440
But I didn't do anything wrong.

556
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:39,042
Really?
You haven't done anything wrong?

557
00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:40,310
What, are you going out
to get some eggs?

558
00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:42,012
Just wrapping up
your paper route?

559
00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:44,248
It's time to grow up.

560
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:47,084
- Now stay off my streets.
- Stay off his streets.

561
00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:49,787
- I can...
- Sit down and think about it.

562
00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:52,055
Think about it. Sit down.
Don't be on your knees.

563
00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:55,192
Off his streets
and grow the fuck up, okay?

564
00:29:57,028 --> 00:29:58,929
You're not going to help me?

565
00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:01,865
Aren't you supposed
to help people?

566
00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:04,301
I... I'm not a...

567
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,837
Bitch, get outta here.

568
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,842
That sounded tough. Veteran.

569
00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,577
Oh, thank you.

570
00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:16,346
Yeah, we did the right thing.

571
00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:18,949
You better start running!
Okay. I'm going.

572
00:30:18,951 --> 00:30:20,384
I'm running. I'm running.
I'm running.

573
00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:33,030
Molly?

574
00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:35,833
Me... Mel...

575
00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:37,334
Meghan.

576
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,469
Meghan?

577
00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,438
Meghan?

578
00:30:42,974 --> 00:30:44,575
You and me

579
00:30:44,577 --> 00:30:47,311
Are too good to be

580
00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:49,246
Too true to be

581
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,014
Good morning, Los Angeles.

582
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:52,516
Today's the big day...
Carpocalypse.

583
00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,351
It's a heck of a day
for traffic.

584
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,854
My advice to you get a helicopter.

585
00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:58,956
There's no traffic in the sky,
I'll tell you that. Whoa!

586
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,891
Ha. Kidding.
That was a good one.

587
00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:02,492
I don't know

588
00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:04,862
What day it is

589
00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:07,130
'Cause I've been

590
00:31:07,132 --> 00:31:10,033
Up all night

591
00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:13,537
I don't know what week it is

592
00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:16,940
'Cause I've been

593
00:31:16,942 --> 00:31:18,375
Up all night

594
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:21,245
I wanna see you
I wanna see...

595
00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:22,646
Hey, Meghan.

596
00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:24,481
I'm just calling to make sure
that you got home okay,

597
00:31:24,483 --> 00:31:26,917
'cause things got
a little fuzzy last night.

598
00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:28,952
Hey, babe.
What...

599
00:31:28,954 --> 00:31:30,587
What are you doing here?

600
00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:33,123
I like to get up early.

601
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:36,260
Of course you do.
You're like 70.

602
00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:39,296
Just to clarify,
what happened last night?

603
00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:41,531
Everything.
Everything?

604
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:43,634
- And by everything, you mean...
- Everything.

605
00:31:43,636 --> 00:31:46,536
- I just passed out...
- Everything but that.

606
00:31:46,538 --> 00:31:49,039
Listen, you got a banana
or something?

607
00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:51,441
I'm sorry.
This was a mistake.

608
00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:55,112
I thought I was taking home
a really young, very cute guy.

609
00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:57,481
You must mean my son.

610
00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:59,283
Yeah, we get confused
all the time.

611
00:31:59,285 --> 00:32:01,051
Don't worry about it.

612
00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:02,486
Crazy night.
You can party.

613
00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:04,388
Fuck.

614
00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:11,094
Yeah. What you think I'm doing?
I'm on the corner.

615
00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:13,330
Yeah. Hold up.
Hold up. Hold up.

616
00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:16,266
What's up?
All right, cool.

617
00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:18,201
Follow that guy down there.

618
00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:23,473
Yeah, baby, what's up?

619
00:32:25,009 --> 00:32:26,576
Sometimes I wonder.

620
00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:29,246
They like the fuckin'
Keystone Kops out there.

621
00:32:31,549 --> 00:32:34,985
All right, later.

622
00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:37,354
Sneaking up on me is a bad idea.
No, no, no.

623
00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:39,022
Hi. I'm not sneaking up.

624
00:32:39,024 --> 00:32:40,724
I wasn't. I just...
No samples.

625
00:32:40,726 --> 00:32:43,327
Keep your zombie ass moving.

626
00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:45,262
I-I just need a little help.

627
00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:46,363
Sir.

628
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:48,365
Now, I know you can see
I'm working,

629
00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:51,034
and I'm sure you done
worked that ass enough tonight.

630
00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:55,305
You need to get on home.
That's all I want to do.

631
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,374
And I don't want your drugs.

632
00:32:57,376 --> 00:33:01,011
Excuse me?
Oh. I mean... That was a terrible assumption.

633
00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:03,380
I mean, I don't know if there's...
I wouldn't...

634
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,648
Yeah, you don't know.
You're right.

635
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,616
You don't know you need to forget
what you think I'm doing.

636
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:09,052
It's already forgotten.
I'm so sorry about that.

637
00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:10,554
Um, I just want
to borrow your phone.

638
00:33:10,556 --> 00:33:13,023
Can I please make a call
on your phone?

639
00:33:13,025 --> 00:33:15,192
I'm pretty sure today might
be the most important day of my life,

640
00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:16,727
but I really need
to make a call.

641
00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:18,395
Please, I'm...

642
00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:21,598
I am not what you think I am.

643
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,066
I swear.

644
00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:24,768
I'm a good girl.

645
00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:30,607
Oh, shit.
You ain't that good.

646
00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:34,644
The police said if they find me again
they're gonna arrest me.

647
00:33:34,646 --> 00:33:38,382
For what?
Being a good girl?

648
00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:41,518
It was a misunderstanding...
at worst.

649
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,187
Five-0! Five-O!
Full team's coming.

650
00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,223
Oh. You better get lost.

651
00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:48,191
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

652
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:49,760
What the fuck are you doing?

653
00:33:49,762 --> 00:33:51,728
I'm getting lost.
Get lost somewhere else.

654
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,430
Where?
I don't know.

655
00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:55,665
That's why they
call that shit lost.

656
00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:58,268
Bitch, why are you so fast?

657
00:33:58,270 --> 00:33:59,703
I ran track in high school.

658
00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:04,441
Hang on. Hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

659
00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:06,343
Hang on. Hey!

660
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:09,046
Fuckin' yellow-ass Terminator.

661
00:34:12,498 --> 00:34:14,618
I've gotta go home.
What are you still doing behind me?

662
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:17,120
- Get out of here, man!
- I need to get in here.

663
00:34:17,122 --> 00:34:18,655
Get off me.
Get away from me, bitch.

664
00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,759
Oh, my God. What are you doing?
Just give me the phone.

665
00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:25,128
You better go back out.
Go back out. I can't go out there.

666
00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:26,596
Go.
I can't go out there.

667
00:34:27,765 --> 00:34:29,466
I can't. I can't
be caught out there.

668
00:34:33,104 --> 00:34:34,771
Oh.
What the fuck are you doing in here?

669
00:34:34,773 --> 00:34:38,775
I was one of the ones
runnin' from the Five-O.

670
00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:41,812
- Who the fuck are you?
- Yo, chill. Chill, chill.

671
00:34:41,814 --> 00:34:45,115
- She with me.
- Yeah. I'm with him. Yeah.

672
00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:46,516
Just some dumb ho.

673
00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:50,687
You fuckin' stupid?
Look at this bitch.

674
00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:55,225
She a undercover cop
wearing what looks like a Marc Jacobs dress.

675
00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:57,627
You think some raggedy-ass
trick get her hands on that?

676
00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:59,629
Hold the fuck up.

677
00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:05,302
How the fuck you know what a fuckin'
Marc "Jenkins" dress is?

678
00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:09,439
It's Marc Jacob nigger watch one episode of
What Not to Wear and get back to me.

679
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,209
- Bitch is a cop.
- Man, she a trick.

680
00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:13,877
- Cop.
- She's a trick.

681
00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:16,480
No! That's the bitch
from the news.

682
00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:18,682
What?
Why you let Pookie up in here?

683
00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:21,418
Why you let some cop up in here?
Look, she ain't no cop.

684
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:23,120
That's the bitch from the news.

685
00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:25,122
Channel Six  Live at 5:00.

686
00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:27,124
I'm about to put my foot up
in your motherfucking mouth.

687
00:35:27,126 --> 00:35:29,893
I-I'm not a cop.
I'm not.

688
00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:31,728
I am...
I'm bitch from the news.

689
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:35,432
"For KZLA  Live at 5:00
Eyewitness News,

690
00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:36,867
I'm Meghan Miles.

691
00:35:36,869 --> 00:35:38,435
Be well."

692
00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:40,403
Pookie, shut the hell up.

693
00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:43,173
Why the hell would
KZLA's Meghan Miles...

694
00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:46,176
be sucking dick
for crack in our hood?

695
00:35:46,178 --> 00:35:48,545
No, I'm not
sucking dick for crack.

696
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,447
What you sucking dick for then?

697
00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:52,215
Nothing.

698
00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:54,351
- Shit's free?
- Uh...

699
00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:56,820
So, you ain't sucked
one dick tonight?

700
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:01,725
Yeah, that's what I thought.

701
00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:03,827
Okay, but it's...
That's not, uh...

702
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,495
Look, I'm just lost.

703
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,297
And I just need
to make a phone call.

704
00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:10,300
- I just wanted to borrow your phone.
- Look, right here. Look.

705
00:36:10,302 --> 00:36:13,336
- Oh, my God.
- Bitch from the news.

706
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:14,437
Yeah.
Look at this.

707
00:36:14,439 --> 00:36:17,541
"Be well." I love it.

708
00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:20,177
Oh, shit.
It do kind of look like you.

709
00:36:20,179 --> 00:36:22,946
Yeah. I'm Meghan.
Meghan Miles.

710
00:36:22,948 --> 00:36:24,681
Look, bitch from the news,

711
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:27,284
you real good and stuff,

712
00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:30,954
but I just think you need to work on inviting
the audience in a little more.

713
00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:33,223
Earnin' they trust.

714
00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:35,592
You have a natural, approachable beauty.
I like it.

715
00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:38,628
But your delivery
is just a little robotic.

716
00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:42,666
I just feel like you can show us
a little more warmth.

717
00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:45,769
- I know it's in there.
- Pookie, what you smoking on?

718
00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:48,371
Weed laced with embalming fluid.

719
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:49,940
It's pretty good.

720
00:36:49,942 --> 00:36:51,908
No, no, no. I kind of see
what he's sayin'.

721
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:54,711
Uh-huh.
See, it's like you closed to the world.

722
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,080
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

723
00:36:56,082 --> 00:36:58,615
I mean, look how you holding
your shoulders right now. Mm-hmm.

724
00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:00,717
All closed off...

725
00:37:02,353 --> 00:37:05,555
like you don't trust us.

726
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:08,992
Okay, these are, uh,
excellent points.

727
00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:12,495
Viewer feedback
is very important to me, Mr., uh...

728
00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:14,297
- Hulk.
- Hulk.

729
00:37:14,299 --> 00:37:15,498
- And?
- Scrilla.

730
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,567
Scrilla and Pookie.

731
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,836
- With two O's.
- Okay.

732
00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:23,540
I'm gonna take
everything you said...

733
00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:25,342
I'm going to take it all
under consideration.

734
00:37:25,344 --> 00:37:27,410
I need to get back
to do the news.

735
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:29,346
Tonight, live at 5:00.

736
00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:32,849
I'm up for a promotion,
so it's really important that I be there.

737
00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:34,551
But I am lost,

738
00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:37,454
and I don't have a phone
or money,

739
00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:39,289
and my car's in the impound lot.

740
00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:43,260
And I am currently
standing in the middle of a ghetto crack house.

741
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:45,295
Sorry. No offense.

742
00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:48,531
- None taken.
- That's a pretty fair description.

743
00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:50,700
Look, I'll tell you what.

744
00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:52,269
I'm going to help you out.

745
00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:54,938
- Yeah. Exactly.
- Give her that one.

746
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,340
Use that one.
Okay.

747
00:37:58,476 --> 00:38:00,010
Thank you.
You got it.

748
00:38:00,012 --> 00:38:01,611
- Thank you.
- Right over there.

749
00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,580
Okay.

750
00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:06,583
- Give me that.
- What happened to that dress?

751
00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:09,953
Since when you watch the news?
I wake up at 5:00. That's what I...

752
00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:11,888
You got a TV?

753
00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:14,958
You see the TV in the back.
You need to sell that shit. You owe me money.

754
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,860
I already paid you.

755
00:38:16,862 --> 00:38:19,896
- Remember my E.B.T. card?
- Shut the hell up.

756
00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:34,978
What's wrong, sweetheart?

757
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,581
I don't know anybody's number.

758
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:41,584
They were all in my phone.

759
00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:43,586
I use the voice dialing
in my car,

760
00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:46,022
and everyone's on speed dial.

761
00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:48,558
That's some modern-day,
fucked-up shit, huh?

762
00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:51,995
Yeah.

763
00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:54,331
I only know,
like, 3 numbers.

764
00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:57,801
My parents in Texas,
and I am not calling them.

765
00:38:57,803 --> 00:39:00,503
I know my own number
so I could give it out to people.

766
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:01,971
I'll just...
I should text myself, right?

767
00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:04,441
Someone might get it.
That's a good idea.

768
00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:07,544
Okay. "It's Meghan.
Help. I'm"...

769
00:39:07,546 --> 00:39:09,779
- Where am I?
- The hood.

770
00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:11,881
We more like hood-adjacent.

771
00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:14,984
Hood. Yeah.

772
00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:16,720
So what's the other number?

773
00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:26,129
Who is this?

774
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:29,366
You woke me up.

775
00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:31,901
Goddamn it,
I said who is this? Just talk.

776
00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:33,670
It's me. It's Meghan.

777
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:37,574
You were never gonna call me.

778
00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:41,945
I had to call you, okay, Kyle?
I had to. Listen.

779
00:39:41,947 --> 00:39:44,681
Breaking up was the hardest thing
I ever did.

780
00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:46,416
Just hold on.

781
00:39:46,418 --> 00:39:48,084
Hang on.

782
00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:50,587
Why are you talking so low?

783
00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:52,889
Are you...

784
00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:56,793
Are you with someone?
Is someone there with you already?

785
00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:59,729
- Are you drunk?
- Technically, probably yes.

786
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,698
Is this a booty call?

787
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,600
No! I don't want
to have sex with you.

788
00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:05,735
Damn! Who you
talking to?

789
00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,470
It's my ex-fiance.

790
00:40:07,472 --> 00:40:09,506
Oh, okay.
All right.

791
00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:11,107
- Who's that?
- That is Pookie.

792
00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:12,776
He's an acquaintance of mine.

793
00:40:12,778 --> 00:40:15,178
Okay, so then you
are not alone either.

794
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:17,080
What are you doing?
Why are you calling me?

795
00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:19,115
I called you because I'm in trouble,
Kyle, okay?

796
00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:21,117
I need you to come and get me,

797
00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:23,853
and I only knew
3 numbers, okay?

798
00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:26,055
You and my parents
and 1-800-FLOWERS,

799
00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,991
and I wish to God
it wasn't the case,

800
00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:29,859
but some things just stick,
you know?

801
00:40:29,861 --> 00:40:31,094
I can't get rid of you.

802
00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:33,563
Anybody know any numbers?
I don't know.

803
00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:34,798
I know the bail bond's number.

804
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,767
800-588-2300

805
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:39,636
What you gonna
need that for? Empire

806
00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:42,138
What do you need that for?
I may need some carpet or something.

807
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:46,009
- Are you in jail?
- Not yet, but it's a distinct possibility.

808
00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:49,078
Sober up. Call a taxi, all right?
I gotta go.

809
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,915
Kyle, who are you talking to?

810
00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:54,484
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, there is someone there!

811
00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:55,852
I knew it!
You bastard!

812
00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:58,488
Meghan I'm sorry.
Please don't call me again.

813
00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:00,623
Baby, can you please
come help me? It is over, okay?

814
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,525
- Listen...
- Gotta...

815
00:41:02,527 --> 00:41:04,561
Now you listen, motherfucker.

816
00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:06,563
I don't know what the fuck you did
to Meghan Miles...

817
00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:08,031
from the motherfuckin' news,

818
00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:12,068
but you better drag
your cracker-ass out of bed...

819
00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:18,041
Nigga's a cracker right? He's a cracker. And get down
to this crack house and get Meghan Miles the fuck out of here.

820
00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:20,009
She gotta go
do the motherfuckin' news,

821
00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:22,011
or else she won't get
her fuckin' promotion.

822
00:41:22,013 --> 00:41:24,214
Give me that. Yo.

823
00:41:24,216 --> 00:41:27,217
You show one more motherfuckin' ounce
of disrespect to this woman,

824
00:41:27,219 --> 00:41:30,854
and I swear I will track your bitch ass down
and set your ass on fire.

825
00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:33,156
You hear me?
Now I got your number in my phone,

826
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,891
but say something else.

827
00:41:34,893 --> 00:41:36,526
Okay. Yes, sir.
That's good. That was so sweet.

828
00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:38,528
Really. Thank you.
I got you.

829
00:41:38,530 --> 00:41:40,230
Uh, who's  that?

830
00:41:40,232 --> 00:41:42,799
That's Scrilla and Hulk.
They are also acquaintances of mine.

831
00:41:42,801 --> 00:41:45,635
Are you in a crack house?
Yes, Kyle.

832
00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:47,670
That is what I am
trying to tell you.

833
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:49,739
I am in a crack house.

834
00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:52,075
Oh, shit!

835
00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:54,010
Die slow, motherfucker!

836
00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:00,550
Is this a joke, Meghan?

837
00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:05,522
What the fuck is happening?

838
00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:08,057
Meghan Miles from the news,
you gotta go now.

839
00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:11,060
Go through that door, make a right.
Go down the steps.

840
00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:13,196
You'll see a vent.
Jump in it. It'll take you out the back.

841
00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,964
Go! Go!

842
00:42:16,934 --> 00:42:20,103
You got this, right?
Wait up, bitch from the news.

843
00:42:20,105 --> 00:42:21,871
I'm gonna put
some caps in your ass!

844
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:23,806
Why is this happening to me?

845
00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:28,811
Right down here.

846
00:42:31,782 --> 00:42:33,883
Who the fuck
are you, motherfuckers?

847
00:42:34,985 --> 00:42:36,920
Ooh! Oh!

848
00:42:38,255 --> 00:42:39,722
Aaah!

849
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,658
Oh. My bad.
Pookie?

850
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:43,026
Yeah, it's me.

851
00:42:43,028 --> 00:42:45,595
Okay.
Come on, to the right. Come on.

852
00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:46,663
Okay.
Now go to the right.

853
00:42:46,665 --> 00:42:51,167
Go get off me this way, Meghan Miles.
Who was that? Why is that happening?

854
00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:52,969
I don't know.
That was insane.

855
00:42:52,971 --> 00:42:54,938
I don't want to get shot.

856
00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:57,307
I was just out having a good time.
Come on.

857
00:42:57,309 --> 00:43:01,177
12th Street crack house.
Shots fired.

858
00:43:01,179 --> 00:43:04,147
Three black males,
one Caucasian female in a yellow dress.

859
00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:06,082
You believe this?

860
00:43:06,084 --> 00:43:09,118
Maybe it's some
other white chick in a yellow dress.

861
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,055
Hey, hey, hey. Whoa.
You saw this lady?

862
00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:14,290
- You gotta talk to the lieutenant.
- No, we don't.

863
00:43:14,292 --> 00:43:16,726
Yeah, you do.

864
00:43:16,728 --> 00:43:19,228
Actually, we do.
I know we do.

865
00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:21,197
You're just supposed
to say we don't.

866
00:43:22,299 --> 00:43:24,100
Aw, shit.

867
00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:25,935
Shit, shit.

868
00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:27,070
Go!

869
00:43:29,873 --> 00:43:31,007
Pookie?
Huh?

870
00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:34,744
Do you know where
the impound lot is?

871
00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:36,245
Where they tow cars to?
Uh...

872
00:43:36,247 --> 00:43:38,181
The tow to.
You know where that is? Is it nearby?

873
00:43:38,183 --> 00:43:40,650
Yes, yes. Okay.
The impound lot. Yeah.

874
00:43:40,652 --> 00:43:43,386
What you want to do,
you wanna take this street all the way down.

875
00:43:43,388 --> 00:43:45,021
Hit Western.

876
00:43:45,023 --> 00:43:47,023
Follow that like
it's your yellow brick road.

877
00:43:47,025 --> 00:43:49,092
You gonna go under the 10.

878
00:43:49,094 --> 00:43:51,027
If you hit Dollar Taco,
you gone too far.

879
00:43:51,029 --> 00:43:53,396
Okay, so the Western and the 10.
You're sure?

880
00:43:53,398 --> 00:43:55,398
Yeah. Yeah, I'm about sure.

881
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,867
But look, don't use the bathroom at Dollar Taco.
It's really bad.

882
00:43:57,869 --> 00:43:59,168
Okay.
Don't do it.

883
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:01,004
Thank you.
Okay, you be good.

884
00:44:01,006 --> 00:44:02,705
Wait, wait, wait!
What?

885
00:44:07,011 --> 00:44:08,678
Oh, no, no.
No, I...

886
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,246
No. Take this.

887
00:44:13,751 --> 00:44:16,085
Pookie, I can't take your crack.

888
00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:18,821
It's worth about $10
on the street.

889
00:44:18,823 --> 00:44:20,823
But don't smoke it.

890
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,425
It normally doesn't end well,

891
00:44:22,427 --> 00:44:23,993
at least for me.

892
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:27,397
Pookie, I cannot take your crack.
No. No, no.

893
00:44:27,399 --> 00:44:29,065
I insist. Please.

894
00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:31,934
When a crackhead
gives you his crack,

895
00:44:31,936 --> 00:44:34,704
you have his heart right there.

896
00:44:34,706 --> 00:44:38,875
Just remember, shout out your boy Pookie
next time you're on air, okay?

897
00:44:39,877 --> 00:44:42,712
Um, okay.

898
00:44:42,714 --> 00:44:46,449
And don't forget to shout out Scrilla and Hulk...
Yup.

899
00:44:46,451 --> 00:44:48,718
And Skip, Skip-a-doo,

900
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,987
Treezy, B-Bow...

901
00:44:50,989 --> 00:44:52,889
not to be confused
with G-Bow...

902
00:44:52,891 --> 00:44:55,758
- Little Markeese and also my Uncle Joseph.
- Sure.

903
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,994
He's locked down in Chino.

904
00:44:58,195 --> 00:44:59,896
Okay.

905
00:44:59,898 --> 00:45:02,165
- Oh, and Meghan Miles?
- Yeah?

906
00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:03,433
Be well.

907
00:45:03,435 --> 00:45:05,368
Be well too.

908
00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:08,137
I'll be well if I get
my ass out of here.

909
00:45:08,139 --> 00:45:10,273
For 2 years, there's been
a tenuous peace...

910
00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:15,411
between a gangster disciples and the Figuroa crew then, all of a sudden,
some mystery white woman in a yellow dress shows up...

911
00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:16,846
and everything goes to shit.

912
00:45:16,848 --> 00:45:18,815
I know. It's crazy.

913
00:45:18,817 --> 00:45:20,216
Add to that,
she jacks a cabdriver.

914
00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:21,984
Now she's running
with Scrilla's gang.

915
00:45:21,986 --> 00:45:23,920
No, no, no, no.
She's just a hooker.

916
00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:25,288
We saw her at the Point.
Yeah.

917
00:45:25,290 --> 00:45:27,256
- And you didn't bring her in?
- I wanted to.

918
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,260
Tell you what, Lieutenant,

919
00:45:31,262 --> 00:45:32,995
How about we just brief
the next shift coming in...

920
00:45:32,997 --> 00:45:35,865
Next shift?
Ain't no next shift for you.

921
00:45:35,867 --> 00:45:37,867
You two can I.D. her.
You're staying on till we bring her in.

922
00:45:37,869 --> 00:45:40,169
Caucasian, yellow dress, hooker.

923
00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:42,238
Back to the streets, fellas.

924
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,974
Sorry.
What's wrong with you? "I wanted to."

925
00:45:44,976 --> 00:45:48,111
Protect and serve.
Go fuck yourself, Vic.

926
00:46:05,362 --> 00:46:07,830
"It's Meghan. Help.
Lost in the Hood."

927
00:46:15,305 --> 00:46:19,509
Who this? Oh, hey. This is...
I'm looking for Meghan.

928
00:46:19,511 --> 00:46:22,211
Bitch from the news?
She gone.

929
00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:24,380
Don't call this number again,
motherfucker.

930
00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:53,876
Oh! Ooh. Oh. Sorry.
I didn't see you there.

931
00:46:53,878 --> 00:46:55,545
Ugh. Okay.
Hey! You're Meghan Miles,

932
00:46:55,547 --> 00:46:57,146
that Channel Six news lady.

933
00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:58,981
En vivo!

934
00:46:58,983 --> 00:47:00,516
En vivo.
What are you doing down here?

935
00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:02,518
It's a long story.
You don't have 5 dollars, do you?

936
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:06,122
- In the store, I do. Can you wait right here?
- Sure.

937
00:47:06,124 --> 00:47:08,891
For 5 dollars, let me take your photo
and I'll put it on the wall.

938
00:47:08,893 --> 00:47:10,893
Oh. No, no. I can't...

939
00:47:10,895 --> 00:47:12,862
And then I put it on Facebook
and everyone likes it.

940
00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:15,464
No, no. Oh, no, no.
You can't put a photo on Facebook.

941
00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:18,201
No, no photos.
I'll send you a head shot. I'll send you something.

942
00:47:21,305 --> 00:47:23,539
Hey, look!
Meghan Miles on the walk of shame.

943
00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:48,331
Uh, Meghan's phone.

944
00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,266
Who's this?
Where's Meghan?

945
00:47:50,268 --> 00:47:55,438
This is Gordon I met Meghan last night. Well, where is she now?
Why do you have her phone? Did you hurt her?

946
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:59,308
No. No, I...
We went home together last night,

947
00:47:59,310 --> 00:48:02,044
and I'm thinking
she might be in some trouble right now.

948
00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:04,647
She left her phone here,
and I have no idea where she is.

949
00:48:04,649 --> 00:48:08,017
You better be telling the truth, psycho,
because I will out-psycho you.

950
00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:12,219
And if you hurt Meghan,
I will reign fucking fury down on you.

951
00:48:12,221 --> 00:48:13,022
Relax.

952
00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:15,625
Where do you live?
244 Traction.

953
00:48:15,627 --> 00:48:19,128
- Where the fuck is that?
- It's downtown near the Sixth Street bridge.

954
00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:21,197
People live there?
Yeah. I do.

955
00:48:21,199 --> 00:48:23,599
Buzz 810 when you get here.

956
00:48:23,601 --> 00:48:26,202
All right, well, you stay
there or I'm calling the cops.

957
00:48:28,506 --> 00:48:30,907
Denise, get up.
I'm up.

958
00:48:30,909 --> 00:48:33,309
- I can hear your sound machine.
- I need to just lie here.

959
00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:35,111
It's bad.
It's really bad.

960
00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:37,914
Denise, just get up.
Meghan might be in trouble. She needs us.

961
00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:39,315
You don't understand.
I...

962
00:48:39,317 --> 00:48:42,018
Hey, babe, is everything cool?

963
00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:43,920
Please don't touch me.

964
00:48:43,922 --> 00:48:45,488
Who is that?

965
00:48:45,490 --> 00:48:47,990
I made a terrible mistake
last night.

966
00:48:47,992 --> 00:48:51,260
I think I may have
taken Iggy Pop home.

967
00:49:07,477 --> 00:49:10,479
All right, all right.
What's up? What's up?

968
00:49:11,248 --> 00:49:13,582
There you go.
Mm-hmm.

969
00:49:17,988 --> 00:49:20,022
What the fuck is this?

970
00:49:20,024 --> 00:49:21,991
Hi.
All right.

971
00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:24,260
Hey, I don't wanna
waste anyone's time.

972
00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:28,164
I'm gonna assume that
you're a crack dealer.

973
00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:30,967
And, um, I was wondering
if you wanted a little more.

974
00:49:30,969 --> 00:49:32,735
A little more what?

975
00:49:32,737 --> 00:49:34,437
A little more crack.

976
00:49:34,439 --> 00:49:38,074
You know, like, maybe
I could cash it in for some money.

977
00:49:38,076 --> 00:49:40,409
You wanna sell me crack?

978
00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:43,679
Well, I technically don't wanna sell it because
I think that that's wrong.

979
00:49:43,681 --> 00:49:46,282
But I was hoping
that maybe make a return or something.

980
00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:48,684
Oh. Okay. A return.
Yeah.

981
00:49:48,686 --> 00:49:50,353
You got the receipt?

982
00:49:50,355 --> 00:49:52,021
The...

983
00:49:52,023 --> 00:49:54,590
Uh...
Or maybe the box it came in?

984
00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:57,126
Oh, come on, man,
I just have the crack.

985
00:49:57,128 --> 00:49:59,095
Oh, you just got the crack?
Yeah, that's all I have.

986
00:49:59,097 --> 00:50:01,497
And I just thought,
you know, you could add it to your stash,

987
00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,532
Uh-huh.
Give me, like, 10 bucks,

988
00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:05,854
and then you can sell it for more,
and that's good business.

989
00:50:07,571 --> 00:50:10,406
You don't walk into McDonald's
with your own hamburgers...

990
00:50:10,408 --> 00:50:12,508
and try to sell it to 'em.

991
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:15,011
You know why?
Because they already got their own hamburgers.

992
00:50:15,013 --> 00:50:18,314
They're not gonna look
at your hamburgers and be like, "Oh, shit.

993
00:50:18,316 --> 00:50:20,683
She's got hamburgers.
That looks like a good deal.

994
00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:23,352
Maybe I could buy 'em,
turn around and sell 'em for twice as much."

995
00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:26,322
Crack is all the same, right?
I mean look it's just this little thing.

996
00:50:26,324 --> 00:50:28,357
Put that shit away.
What the fuck you doing, trying to set me up?

997
00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:32,395
I'm saying that it would be very easy to
pass off as your own crack.

998
00:50:32,397 --> 00:50:33,662
It's probably all
from the same place, isn't it?

999
00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:38,234
Where the fuck did you get that stuff well I technically got it
from Pookie who, I'm sure, got it from Scrilla.

1000
00:50:38,236 --> 00:50:40,169
Scrilla? Yeah, yeah.
It's his crack.

1001
00:50:40,171 --> 00:50:43,172
You wanna unload
Scrilla's shit on my corner, pass it off as my own?

1002
00:50:43,174 --> 00:50:45,775
You got a death wish, lady?
Yo, Ladeke! What?

1003
00:50:45,777 --> 00:50:48,210
Who's Ladeke? Deal with this shit.
School this bitch right now.

1004
00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:50,311
You're in the wrong territory.
This is the Figueroa Crew, man.

1005
00:50:50,313 --> 00:50:51,047
I'm going.

1006
00:50:51,049 --> 00:50:53,182
- No, no, no, no, no.
- I'm not done with you.

1007
00:50:53,184 --> 00:50:58,554
- I'm getting on the bus.
- Come back here, man. You wanna disrespect me?

1008
00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:00,156
Yo, Ladeke,
what am I, a sparrow?

1009
00:51:00,158 --> 00:51:02,658
When I whistle,
you got to respond!

1010
00:51:04,528 --> 00:51:06,462
You can't be behind the line.

1011
00:51:06,464 --> 00:51:08,664
This one?
There's two sides.

1012
00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:10,733
Is this the side?
You on the wrong side.

1013
00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:12,468
Okay, okay, great.

1014
00:51:12,470 --> 00:51:14,437
$1.50.

1015
00:51:16,106 --> 00:51:18,207
You, blondie.

1016
00:51:18,209 --> 00:51:20,776
Uh, yes. Yes.

1017
00:51:20,778 --> 00:51:22,545
$1.50.

1018
00:51:22,547 --> 00:51:25,648
Such a good
round... number.

1019
00:51:25,650 --> 00:51:27,616
- Where's your money?
- Oh, it's, uh...

1020
00:51:27,618 --> 00:51:29,518
You know what?
You can just keep going.

1021
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,787
It's, um...
It's here somewhere.

1022
00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:33,456
It's, um...

1023
00:51:34,124 --> 00:51:36,459
Shame.

1024
00:51:36,461 --> 00:51:38,427
Are... Are you
talking to me?

1025
00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:40,596
Have you no shame?

1026
00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,765
I don't know who you think you are,
Judgey Judgey Judgeyson,

1027
00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:45,835
but I am... You know, don't...
I'm just trying to get to work.

1028
00:51:45,837 --> 00:51:48,637
Why don't you get
your pimp to drive you?

1029
00:51:48,639 --> 00:51:51,207
These people are good people.

1030
00:51:51,209 --> 00:51:54,710
Oh, I'm sorry.
I missed the sign "good people only."

1031
00:51:54,712 --> 00:51:57,413
How do you know what is in my soul?
Hey!

1032
00:51:57,415 --> 00:51:59,782
Oh, I can tell.
I can tell. $1.50.

1033
00:51:59,784 --> 00:52:03,419
Okay. Does the $1.50
need to be paid at every stop...

1034
00:52:03,421 --> 00:52:05,454
or does it cover
the entire journey?

1035
00:52:07,157 --> 00:52:08,691
Are you for serious?

1036
00:52:08,693 --> 00:52:10,593
I am for serious.

1037
00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:13,662
Do you take credit cards?
Yeah. You can swipe it right there.

1038
00:52:13,664 --> 00:52:18,400
Really? That is amazing,
innovative technology...

1039
00:52:18,402 --> 00:52:20,402
that you can just...

1040
00:52:20,404 --> 00:52:22,538
Do you take
debit cards?

1041
00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:24,673
Do you have a debit card?

1042
00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:27,143
I do not.

1043
00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:28,911
Listen. I'm gonna give you
some advice.

1044
00:52:28,913 --> 00:52:30,746
Sure.

1045
00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:32,481
You might wanna think
about another line of work,

1046
00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,150
'cause you ain't
no good at this.

1047
00:52:34,152 --> 00:52:35,751
If you ain't even got $1.50,

1048
00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:39,722
you probably should
think about retiring as a whore.

1049
00:52:39,724 --> 00:52:44,660
And if you do scrape up $1.50,
use it to buy yourself a sandwich.

1050
00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:47,229
That's the reason
you can't turn no tricks...

1051
00:52:47,231 --> 00:52:48,831
'cause you ain't got
no meat on your bones.

1052
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,200
Now, that advice was free,

1053
00:52:51,202 --> 00:52:53,435
but this ride is $1.50.

1054
00:52:53,437 --> 00:52:56,605
So you can pay that
or you can get your ass off my bus.

1055
00:52:56,607 --> 00:53:01,877
Okay. But here's a thing I just need to get as
far away from this gang territory as possible.

1056
00:53:01,879 --> 00:53:02,811
Really?

1057
00:53:02,813 --> 00:53:05,447
If you want, I can sit down
and tell you the whole story.

1058
00:53:05,449 --> 00:53:08,884
- No.
- No, no. You don't have to get up.

1059
00:53:08,886 --> 00:53:10,686
You ain't nothing
but a skinny crack whore.

1060
00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:12,655
Now get your ass off my bus.

1061
00:53:12,657 --> 00:53:15,958
I am not a crack whore.
I... I...

1062
00:53:16,726 --> 00:53:18,861
- Hmm.
- Oh, that's...

1063
00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:22,565
But this is... this is part of
that long story that I wanted to tell you about.

1064
00:53:22,567 --> 00:53:24,733
Okay, this...
Ugh! Yech!

1065
00:53:30,540 --> 00:53:33,509
You did good.
You did good.

1066
00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:43,819
All right, here it is.

1067
00:53:43,821 --> 00:53:46,889
Could I conduct the interviews this time?
Hey, knock yourself out.

1068
00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:48,857
X22.

1069
00:53:48,859 --> 00:53:50,492
Latest report
has Caucasian woman in yellow dress...

1070
00:53:50,494 --> 00:53:53,929
ejected from municipal bus 32,
Western line.

1071
00:53:53,931 --> 00:53:56,432
This sounds
like a psychotic break.

1072
00:53:56,434 --> 00:53:58,467
That's pretty good there,
Dr. Phil.

1073
00:53:58,469 --> 00:54:01,237
Uh, X22 responding.

1074
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:02,771
Hey, Dan.
Yeah.

1075
00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:05,474
I'm just working on the new
Granny Bandit story.

1076
00:54:05,476 --> 00:54:08,410
Oh, Granny's old news.
I think we have a better story brewing.

1077
00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:10,946
The discord at this year's
G8 summit?

1078
00:54:10,948 --> 00:54:12,781
Don't be a smart-ass.

1079
00:54:12,783 --> 00:54:14,583
The network is coming
to see Meghan today.

1080
00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:17,286
- We have to do a great show.
- Yeah.

1081
00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:19,288
- Have you seen her yet?
- Nope.

1082
00:54:19,290 --> 00:54:22,258
Did you try and call her?
Yes. Several times.

1083
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:24,560
All right, if you were Meghan Miles,
where would you be?

1084
00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:37,806
Nothing to see here.

1085
00:54:55,826 --> 00:54:57,526
Lord?

1086
00:55:08,705 --> 00:55:11,006
Hello.

1087
00:55:11,008 --> 00:55:13,809
Hello. Hello. Hi.

1088
00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:15,477
Oh.

1089
00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:18,447
Hi.

1090
00:55:18,449 --> 00:55:19,915
Can you help me?

1091
00:55:22,619 --> 00:55:24,720
But this is a place
of worship, right?

1092
00:55:24,722 --> 00:55:27,856
A house of God?
You're a rabbi. No.

1093
00:55:27,858 --> 00:55:29,858
Oh, you're not a...
Isn't that what they're called?

1094
00:55:29,860 --> 00:55:32,494
You're obviously a temptress
sent here to test my faith.

1095
00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:34,029
Oh.

1096
00:55:34,031 --> 00:55:37,032
Stimulation is a distraction from,
and an offense to, God.

1097
00:55:38,468 --> 00:55:40,703
And with an uncovered head.

1098
00:55:40,705 --> 00:55:43,505
And this dress.

1099
00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:46,508
I shouldn't look. Okay, can you please just...
Please, just go.

1100
00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:48,510
Come on.

1101
00:55:48,512 --> 00:55:50,746
You're telling me
in this day and age,

1102
00:55:50,748 --> 00:55:53,816
you're not going to let me use
the bathroom or make a call...

1103
00:55:53,818 --> 00:55:55,884
or-or give me bus fare?

1104
00:55:57,487 --> 00:55:59,788
Yeah, I just need...
I need $1.50.

1105
00:55:59,790 --> 00:56:02,358
No, no. Look, there are no women
allowed in there, okay?

1106
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,526
Women are kept separate
from the men.

1107
00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:08,130
In fact, our men aren't even allowed
to hear a woman sing.

1108
00:56:08,132 --> 00:56:11,033
It's just bus fare.

1109
00:56:11,035 --> 00:56:14,603
That's really all I need.
No one will know.

1110
00:56:14,605 --> 00:56:16,772
There's no one here.
It's just us.

1111
00:56:19,976 --> 00:56:22,544
Okay. Look, of all
the prohibitions,

1112
00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:27,116
I love the female voice
mixing in the wind.

1113
00:56:27,118 --> 00:56:29,485
The lilt.
The sweetness.

1114
00:56:29,487 --> 00:56:31,019
Hmm.

1115
00:56:31,021 --> 00:56:33,622
Now, I know I cannot touch.

1116
00:56:34,991 --> 00:56:38,994
But can not my ears touch?

1117
00:56:38,996 --> 00:56:43,065
A small price of $1.50
would eagerly be paid for such a delight.

1118
00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:48,036
Forbidden, though it is.

1119
00:56:51,107 --> 00:56:53,442
Um...

1120
00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:56,044
I threw a wish in a well

1121
00:56:56,046 --> 00:56:58,847
Don't ask me I'll never tell

1122
00:56:58,849 --> 00:57:00,983
I looked to you as it fell

1123
00:57:00,985 --> 00:57:03,051
But now you're in my way

1124
00:57:03,053 --> 00:57:04,553
Please don't stop.

1125
00:57:04,555 --> 00:57:07,556
Your stare was holding

1126
00:57:07,558 --> 00:57:09,691
Ripped jeans
Skin was showing

1127
00:57:09,693 --> 00:57:12,628
Hot night wind was blowing

1128
00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:15,130
Where you think
you're going, baby?

1129
00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:18,100
Hey, I just met you

1130
00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:20,202
And this is crazy

1131
00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:22,471
But here's my number

1132
00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:25,641
Call me maybe

1133
00:57:26,811 --> 00:57:29,778
Call me maybe

1134
00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:31,914
Moshe, what's happening here?
Uh...

1135
00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:34,683
Hello. I don't know.
She-She-She just appeared.

1136
00:57:34,685 --> 00:57:36,618
She... She wants money.

1137
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:40,823
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no. I sang for you, and you owe me.

1138
00:57:40,825 --> 00:57:42,858
What's that?

1139
00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:45,461
He called you a witch.
Okay, what is wrong with you?

1140
00:57:45,463 --> 00:57:47,963
You've got to have some money in your pocket.
No, no, you can't!

1141
00:57:50,767 --> 00:57:53,168
- Wait, wait!
- Stop her!

1142
00:57:53,170 --> 00:57:56,905
Possible hate crime
at Wilshire "Ha"... "Ha"...

1143
00:57:56,907 --> 00:57:59,208
"Ha"... "Ha"...
"Ha"... "Ha"...

1144
00:57:59,210 --> 00:58:01,009
- "Habad."
- Chabad.

1145
00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:02,711
"Habad." Shit.

1146
00:58:02,713 --> 00:58:06,482
- Habad it's a place of worship.
- ...yellow dress, seen...

1147
00:58:10,253 --> 00:58:11,987
Hi.

1148
00:58:11,989 --> 00:58:14,690
Do you, uh... Hi.

1149
00:58:14,692 --> 00:58:17,559
I don't have...
Leave me alone. Okay.

1150
00:58:20,029 --> 00:58:21,830
Hi. I'm Gordon.

1151
00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:24,666
You are so not her type.
I get it though.

1152
00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:26,635
You guys wanna come in?

1153
00:58:29,572 --> 00:58:32,541
What is this, an artist loft?
Are you a hipster?

1154
00:58:32,543 --> 00:58:35,210
Uh, no, not a hipster.
I can't grow a convincing enough beard.

1155
00:58:35,212 --> 00:58:38,580
Oh, my God. A single man
with a cat. Wow.

1156
00:58:38,582 --> 00:58:41,517
She's a rescue.
What a guy.

1157
00:58:41,519 --> 00:58:43,051
Why do you look so familiar?

1158
00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:45,020
I was also your bartender
last night.

1159
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:47,222
I gave you all your seven
or 8 rounds of shots.

1160
00:58:47,224 --> 00:58:50,859
Oh, so you, uh, stalk 'em,
you get 'em drunk, then you take them home.

1161
00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:53,862
That is not how it happened, okay?
She needed help.

1162
00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:56,565
I was trying to help her,
and we... well, we kind of hit it off.

1163
00:58:56,567 --> 00:58:58,800
Denise, four-point douche test.
Go.

1164
00:58:58,802 --> 00:59:01,803
What?
Have you ever been to a strip club?

1165
00:59:01,805 --> 00:59:03,939
Yes, but they
make me uncomfortable.

1166
00:59:03,941 --> 00:59:06,041
What do you call your penis?
My penis.

1167
00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:08,577
- That's hot.
- Denise, Focus.

1168
00:59:08,579 --> 00:59:11,680
Sorry. How do you feel about Robert Pattinson?
Not my favorite actor.

1169
00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:14,149
You shut your mouth.
Okay.

1170
00:59:14,151 --> 00:59:15,984
Can I get a "whoop, whoop"?
Whoop, whoop.

1171
00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:17,686
No. Don't ever
do that again.

1172
00:59:17,688 --> 00:59:23,091
Lastly what would you rather do kill an innocent dog
or cheat on your girlfriend? Cheat on my girlfriend.

1173
00:59:23,093 --> 00:59:24,726
I'm not going to kill an innocent dog.
That's sick.

1174
00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:27,729
You passed.
Okay. So, we're good?

1175
00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:29,631
- Can I get a hot chocolate?
- Not so fast.

1176
00:59:29,633 --> 00:59:31,166
Which one is Karlin?

1177
00:59:31,168 --> 00:59:33,101
Hi. Dan.

1178
00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:35,270
Josh Feldman, CNB.

1179
00:59:35,272 --> 00:59:37,606
Jordan Gethers, CNB.

1180
00:59:37,608 --> 00:59:39,808
Ah. Dan Karlin, KZLA.

1181
00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:42,644
So, Miss Miles...
Where is she?

1182
00:59:42,646 --> 00:59:45,080
Oh. Well, normally,
Meghan would be here by now.

1183
00:59:45,082 --> 00:59:48,984
But knowing Meghan,
she's out in the field doing research.

1184
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:57,292
Daddy, look. Look.

1185
00:59:57,294 --> 01:00:00,128
I think that's Lindsay Lohan.
No, honey. Just keep walking.

1186
01:00:09,373 --> 01:00:13,241
Operator.

1187
01:00:13,243 --> 01:00:16,178
How may I help you?
Yes. Hi. Yes. I need help.

1188
01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:18,981
I'm in trouble and...
Let me transfer you to 911.

1189
01:00:18,983 --> 01:00:21,383
No, no. No police. I don't
need the police. I just need help making a call.

1190
01:00:21,385 --> 01:00:23,852
I don't know any numbers
and I don't have any money.

1191
01:00:23,854 --> 01:00:27,022
I can call collect for you
or if you know of any toll-free numbers.

1192
01:00:27,024 --> 01:00:30,092
I know a toll-free number.
Uh... Uh, yes.

1193
01:00:30,094 --> 01:00:32,194
Okay, listen.
Can you please connect me...

1194
01:00:32,196 --> 01:00:34,863
KZLA tip line.
What's your news tip?

1195
01:00:34,865 --> 01:00:36,732
Yes! Hi! Hi!

1196
01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:38,233
Hallelujah.

1197
01:00:38,235 --> 01:00:40,202
It's Meghan Miles.

1198
01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:43,138
Oh, I just need to speak
with Dan Karlin, please.

1199
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:45,073
If you'd like to speak
to an employee,

1200
01:00:45,075 --> 01:00:47,109
you can call him or her
on their private line.

1201
01:00:47,111 --> 01:00:49,011
Okay, great.
Can you give me Dan's number, please?

1202
01:00:49,013 --> 01:00:51,380
No, 'cause it's private.

1203
01:00:51,382 --> 01:00:55,684
No, no.
Okay, it's Meghan Miles. From the news.

1204
01:00:55,686 --> 01:00:58,186
If your news is that you're Meghan Miles
from the news,

1205
01:00:58,188 --> 01:01:00,255
then that's not news
'cause it's not true.

1206
01:01:00,257 --> 01:01:03,025
Now, if you
don't have any news, please hang up.

1207
01:01:03,027 --> 01:01:05,260
No, no. I need to speak
with Dan... Dan Kar...

1208
01:01:07,431 --> 01:01:09,297
You...

1209
01:01:29,318 --> 01:01:33,221
So, you drove her home in her car.
Yes. That's right.

1210
01:01:33,223 --> 01:01:37,793
Why didn't you take your car?
I don't have a car.

1211
01:01:37,795 --> 01:01:40,962
You don't have a car in the city of Los Angeles.
How do you get around?

1212
01:01:40,964 --> 01:01:43,131
I take public
transportation mostly.

1213
01:01:43,133 --> 01:01:44,933
I will take the bus
to work normally.

1214
01:01:44,935 --> 01:01:46,968
Sometimes I take the subway.

1215
01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:49,037
You son of a bitch!
You killed her!

1216
01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:51,406
Jesus! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Denise!

1217
01:01:51,408 --> 01:01:54,743
He is lying to us.
There's no subway in Los Angeles.

1218
01:01:54,745 --> 01:01:56,812
- Yes, there is.
- Where? How come I've never seen it?

1219
01:01:56,814 --> 01:01:58,346
It's underground.

1220
01:02:00,283 --> 01:02:02,184
Right. Okay.

1221
01:02:03,086 --> 01:02:04,920
Sorry about that.

1222
01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:07,022
Okay.
So, she left her phone.

1223
01:02:07,024 --> 01:02:09,257
Uh, what else did she leave?

1224
01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:13,261
She didn't come in with much.
She had her phone and her keys. I had her keys.

1225
01:02:13,263 --> 01:02:14,429
Well, where did you put them?

1226
01:02:14,431 --> 01:02:15,671
Over by the door, on the table.

1227
01:02:17,266 --> 01:02:21,002
The keys aren't here.
So she probably has her keys.

1228
01:02:21,004 --> 01:02:23,271
She has her key?
That's great.

1229
01:02:23,273 --> 01:02:25,073
She has the Keytective key service
on her key chain.

1230
01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:28,477
Keytective
Find your keys with ease

1231
01:02:28,479 --> 01:02:31,113
What in God's name
are you rambling on about?

1232
01:02:31,115 --> 01:02:32,314
It's a little thing
that goes on your key chain...

1233
01:02:32,316 --> 01:02:33,949
and it has
a little computer inside,

1234
01:02:33,951 --> 01:02:37,886
blinks a little light it goes up to the unverse and
somehow they can figure out where the heck you are.

1235
01:02:37,888 --> 01:02:42,157
I audition for the commercial anyway, I told Meghan about it.
She thought it was sensible.

1236
01:02:42,159 --> 01:02:46,328
That's our girl let's call from the car,
see if the service number's in there.

1237
01:02:46,330 --> 01:02:48,263
No, no. Wait a minute.
She just got a text.

1238
01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:51,199
"Miles, wrong day
to be M.I.A. W.T.F."

1239
01:02:51,201 --> 01:02:52,901
- "What the fuck."
- "Network is here.

1240
01:02:52,903 --> 01:02:55,537
Job's yours if you can just
get here for a newscast. Karlin."

1241
01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:58,273
Karlin is her boss.
Oh, my God. We have to find her.

1242
01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,142
So, Mr. Karlin,
to your knowledge,

1243
01:03:00,144 --> 01:03:02,911
any questionable Flickr images,

1244
01:03:02,913 --> 01:03:06,915
tweets, pics, I.M.'s, e-mails,
Facebook status updates,

1245
01:03:06,917 --> 01:03:09,985
Yelp reviews, anything at all associated
with Meghan Miles?

1246
01:03:09,987 --> 01:03:13,488
No. Uh, Meghan Miles
is a good girl.

1247
01:03:31,908 --> 01:03:34,276
Okay.
Come on.

1248
01:03:36,345 --> 01:03:38,180
Locked.

1249
01:03:45,855 --> 01:03:48,023
- Oh.
- Lady, what are you doing with my bike?

1250
01:03:48,025 --> 01:03:49,491
I'm really, really sorry.

1251
01:03:49,493 --> 01:03:52,561
But I'm gonna need
to borrow your bike.

1252
01:03:52,563 --> 01:03:56,298
I got to get to my car.
I got to get my life back.

1253
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:59,401
Have you ever had
one of those days...

1254
01:03:59,403 --> 01:04:01,903
where everything you do
just goes wrong?

1255
01:04:01,905 --> 01:04:05,574
And no matter how hard you try
or how good your intentions,

1256
01:04:05,576 --> 01:04:10,979
life just keeps beating,
beating you down, huh?

1257
01:04:12,281 --> 01:04:14,516
Well, I could really use
a friend right now.

1258
01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:17,285
So if you just let me
borrow your bike,

1259
01:04:17,287 --> 01:04:20,088
I'll have it back to you
in no time.

1260
01:04:20,090 --> 01:04:21,890
Really, I promise.

1261
01:04:21,892 --> 01:04:25,026
It would just be so great
if you could help me out.

1262
01:04:26,429 --> 01:04:28,129
Okay.

1263
01:04:29,632 --> 01:04:32,634
Oh, kid.
You're an angel.

1264
01:04:32,636 --> 01:04:35,103
Show me your boobs
and I'll let you borrow my bike.

1265
01:04:38,274 --> 01:04:39,608
Boobies.

1266
01:04:43,212 --> 01:04:46,548
I had higher hopes for you.

1267
01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:48,617
Yeah, let's go.
Get over here. Come on.

1268
01:04:48,619 --> 01:04:50,352
All right, get in close.

1269
01:04:52,121 --> 01:04:54,256
Close your eyes first.

1270
01:04:56,392 --> 01:04:58,660
- I'm calling your mother.
- What are you doing?

1271
01:04:58,662 --> 01:05:01,563
That's my bike! Hey!

1272
01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:03,665
X22. Olympic public Library.

1273
01:05:03,667 --> 01:05:07,135
Bike stolen.
Suspect is female in yellow dress.

1274
01:05:07,137 --> 01:05:09,471
It really seems like
she wants to get caught.

1275
01:05:09,473 --> 01:05:12,107
She's like a criminal beacon,
sending off signals.

1276
01:05:12,109 --> 01:05:15,277
- Where did you get that from?
- The detective's exam manual.

1277
01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:21,349
Good afternoon, Los Angeles.
Carpocalypse is in full swing.

1278
01:05:21,351 --> 01:05:25,453
So if you're crazy enough
to be on the freeways, may God have mercy on you.

1279
01:05:25,455 --> 01:05:27,122
Which he won't.

1280
01:05:30,693 --> 01:05:33,995
Gordon, this is what a car looks like.
Oh, thank you.

1281
01:05:33,997 --> 01:05:36,097
This is so exciting!

1282
01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:39,034
Keytective. Right here in her phone.
Calling. Calling, calling.

1283
01:05:39,036 --> 01:05:41,937
Keytective operator assist.
Who am I speaking to?

1284
01:05:41,939 --> 01:05:43,471
Uh... Meghan.

1285
01:05:43,473 --> 01:05:45,206
- Miles.
- Miles.

1286
01:05:45,208 --> 01:05:47,309
Meghan Miles.
That's me.

1287
01:05:47,311 --> 01:05:50,045
Okay, Mr. Miles,
what is your password?

1288
01:05:50,047 --> 01:05:53,214
Uh... Password.

1289
01:05:53,216 --> 01:05:55,083
The... Is it
mother's maiden name?

1290
01:05:55,085 --> 01:05:56,718
The hint is your pet's name.

1291
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,987
Mr. T. My dog's name is Mr. T.

1292
01:05:58,989 --> 01:06:01,623
- Yeah, we went deep last night.
- I bet you did.

1293
01:06:01,625 --> 01:06:04,426
Let me just run a trace
on your ignition key's G.P.S.

1294
01:06:04,428 --> 01:06:06,661
Great. They're running a trace.
Wow.

1295
01:06:06,663 --> 01:06:09,030
So, you actually
banged Meghan last night.

1296
01:06:09,032 --> 01:06:12,167
I am really proud of her for letting go.
I really am.

1297
01:06:12,169 --> 01:06:14,436
Was she a freak?
I bet she was.

1298
01:06:14,438 --> 01:06:17,973
- I'm not talking about the details with you.
- Did she juggle your balls?

1299
01:06:17,975 --> 01:06:20,141
Did she slap you around a little bit,
tell you you're pretty?

1300
01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:21,710
Um...
'Cause you're pretty.

1301
01:06:21,712 --> 01:06:25,113
You saw this lady
in the yellow dress steal your bike?

1302
01:06:25,115 --> 01:06:27,415
She was really scary.

1303
01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:30,385
- You got a good look at her?
- Yeah. She had these, like, crazy eyes.

1304
01:06:32,254 --> 01:06:33,555
All right, kid.
Come with us.

1305
01:06:33,557 --> 01:06:35,323
Hop in.
We'll do a ride-along, okay?

1306
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:37,592
But when we find her,

1307
01:06:37,594 --> 01:06:40,061
I want 5 minutes alone
with her, okay?

1308
01:06:40,063 --> 01:06:42,197
Not okay, creepy kid.

1309
01:06:42,199 --> 01:06:43,598
Get in the back.
Be happy that you're coming.

1310
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,400
Just concentrate
on apprehending the perp.

1311
01:06:45,402 --> 01:06:46,602
It's like the fucking Goonies.

1312
01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:51,573
What? No.
I wouldn't want that even if she'd agree to it.

1313
01:06:51,575 --> 01:06:53,141
Why? Is that something
that you... like?

1314
01:06:53,143 --> 01:06:54,776
It's just a pinky.

1315
01:06:54,778 --> 01:07:01,182
Sorry for the delay I can see that the key is at
Rossmore and Normandie. But it seems to be moving.

1316
01:07:07,157 --> 01:07:09,324
It's moving west on Normandie.

1317
01:07:09,326 --> 01:07:12,794
West on Normandie. Okay.
Great. Rose, go to Norton and Wilshire.

1318
01:07:12,796 --> 01:07:16,664
- I don't know where I am.
- Three more blocks and then make a right.

1319
01:07:16,666 --> 01:07:19,367
Hey, driver, you got to go faster.
We have to find the bike.

1320
01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:22,637
It's "Officer." "Driver"?
What, your dad rich or something?

1321
01:07:22,639 --> 01:07:25,507
My dad's taxes pay your bills.
Find the bike.

1322
01:07:25,509 --> 01:07:28,710
Kid, if you don't shut up, I'm going to drop you
off right on this corner. How about that?

1323
01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,645
God, I just want
to find my bike!

1324
01:07:30,647 --> 01:07:32,714
And I just want
to be fucking fishing!

1325
01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:35,083
Oh, my God.

1326
01:07:35,085 --> 01:07:36,618
Oh, come on.
There you go.

1327
01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:38,253
You've really hurt
his feelings now.

1328
01:07:38,255 --> 01:07:40,221
Well, the kid's an asshole.

1329
01:07:40,223 --> 01:07:42,524
And here we are on the 101.

1330
01:07:42,526 --> 01:07:45,693
Looking down on the gorgeous
San Fernando Valley, home of the porn industry,

1331
01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:49,264
where I had the opportunity
to work at one point in my career.

1332
01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:50,832
I worked the boom mic.

1333
01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:53,101
But did that stop me
from getting gonorrhea?

1334
01:07:53,103 --> 01:07:58,706
Well I think we all know the answer for that.
Any available Rampart. Any available Rampart. Come in.

1335
01:08:00,509 --> 01:08:03,378
- What are you smoking?
- It's an e-cig.

1336
01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:05,447
Fake cigarette.
That's dumb.

1337
01:08:05,449 --> 01:08:07,449
I smoke weed.

1338
01:08:07,451 --> 01:08:09,150
Great.
Now we have to arrest you.

1339
01:08:09,152 --> 01:08:11,820
- No. I was kidding.
- Well, you're already in the back.

1340
01:08:11,822 --> 01:08:14,089
- Why is this kid here?
- He's a witness.

1341
01:08:14,091 --> 01:08:16,624
The yellow dress
is going to give her away.

1342
01:08:16,626 --> 01:08:19,527
You...

1343
01:08:19,529 --> 01:08:20,795
Over there! Over there!
There she is.

1344
01:08:20,797 --> 01:08:22,297
All right!
Make a U-turn. Hurry!

1345
01:08:23,866 --> 01:08:26,201
Go back!
All right, all right, relax!

1346
01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:33,119
Come on! Drive faster!
Stop banging on the glass!

1347
01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:46,221
There it is!
I see the bike.

1348
01:08:46,223 --> 01:08:48,289
Bingo.
She's here.

1349
01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:56,731
Stay in the car.
X22 pursuing suspect on foot.

1350
01:08:56,733 --> 01:08:59,801
Entering parking lot,
corner of Vermont and Third.

1351
01:09:03,839 --> 01:09:08,209
Miko, is that you? Come.

1352
01:09:08,211 --> 01:09:09,777
- Uh...
- Police officer.

1353
01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:12,313
Oh, no.
Hello, hello.

1354
01:09:15,317 --> 01:09:18,920
No. Uh, new girl.

1355
01:09:18,922 --> 01:09:21,222
Oh, new girl.

1356
01:09:21,224 --> 01:09:23,224
Okay, let's do this.

1357
01:09:23,226 --> 01:09:26,361
You know what to do?
God.

1358
01:09:26,363 --> 01:09:28,530
I am never doing shots again.

1359
01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:30,565
And use plenty of lube.

1360
01:09:36,505 --> 01:09:40,241
X22, we are in pursuit
inside the Happy Oasis Spa.

1361
01:09:40,243 --> 01:09:42,944
- Copy that.
- You. What you fellows want?

1362
01:09:42,946 --> 01:09:44,612
Ma'am, we're in pursuit
of a suspect.

1363
01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:46,347
We just want to look around
a little bit.

1364
01:09:46,349 --> 01:09:49,350
You're not my guy.
I took care of my guy already.

1365
01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:51,619
What does that mean, Walter?

1366
01:09:51,621 --> 01:09:53,254
Don't worry about it.

1367
01:09:54,356 --> 01:09:58,426
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I like.

1368
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,430
Ohh!

1369
01:10:02,432 --> 01:10:04,566
Oh, this is good.

1370
01:10:07,304 --> 01:10:12,774
It stop moving okay, she stopped moving.
We got an address. Let's do this. Let's go get her.

1371
01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:15,210
No, no.
I go call my guy at the station.

1372
01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:17,212
My guy, Vic.
Okay?

1373
01:10:17,214 --> 01:10:18,680
You know Vic?

1374
01:10:18,682 --> 01:10:20,348
Hilarious.

1375
01:10:20,350 --> 01:10:22,650
So, new girl, what's your name?

1376
01:10:22,652 --> 01:10:25,687
Kim... Jong... Il.

1377
01:10:25,689 --> 01:10:28,890
That's beautiful name.
Listen.

1378
01:10:28,892 --> 01:10:31,359
Can you push harder
on muscle, please?

1379
01:10:31,361 --> 01:10:33,795
Yeah, yeah.
No, you tense. You tense.

1380
01:10:33,797 --> 01:10:36,431
Oh, yeah.
I had bad night.

1381
01:10:36,433 --> 01:10:39,500
This yellow whore cheat me
out of fare.

1382
01:10:39,502 --> 01:10:41,569
I cabdriver.

1383
01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:45,340
I chased her, but better
I don't catch her.

1384
01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:47,809
In this country,
you can't just kill.

1385
01:10:47,811 --> 01:10:49,978
This is exciting.
Shh.

1386
01:10:49,980 --> 01:10:52,480
Kim.
Why you stop? Shh, shh, shh.

1387
01:10:52,482 --> 01:10:55,583
Ah, ah. You... No, no.
You tense. You so tense.

1388
01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:57,418
Uh... Shh.
Good. Yeah.

1389
01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:01,322
Quiet, quiet, quiet.

1390
01:11:01,324 --> 01:11:03,992
Feet. I like that.

1391
01:11:05,561 --> 01:11:07,562
Time for happy conclusion.

1392
01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:09,264
Shh.

1393
01:11:13,569 --> 01:11:15,737
Shit.
Oh, oh...

1394
01:11:15,739 --> 01:11:16,938
- Ohh!
- Kim, what happened?

1395
01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:18,406
What was that?

1396
01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:22,644
Kim.

1397
01:11:23,612 --> 01:11:24,779
You!

1398
01:11:27,851 --> 01:11:29,851
This way.
I'm coming. I got you covered.

1399
01:11:33,322 --> 01:11:35,590
Other side.
I could kick it down.

1400
01:11:35,592 --> 01:11:38,059
Other side. Other side.

1401
01:11:38,061 --> 01:11:40,495
Jesus Christ.
Did you see a woman in a yellow dress?

1402
01:11:40,497 --> 01:11:43,431
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She steal money from me and then she assaulted me.

1403
01:11:43,433 --> 01:11:46,968
And your left hand Left foot

1404
01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:48,970
And your left hand Left foot

1405
01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:51,973
-  And your left hand Right foot, stop
- Whoa.

1406
01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:54,942
And now your right foot
and your right hand

1407
01:11:54,944 --> 01:11:57,745
Right foot
and your right hand

1408
01:11:57,747 --> 01:11:59,781
She can't have gotten too far.

1409
01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:01,849
Stop

1410
01:12:01,851 --> 01:12:05,019
I got, I got
everything I needed

1411
01:12:05,021 --> 01:12:08,723
As long as you are, you are,
you are here with me

1412
01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:12,894
And I'm not, I'm not,
I'm not gonna leave

1413
01:12:12,896 --> 01:12:17,665
Oh, it feels right,
feels right when you're here with me

1414
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:19,534
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go

1415
01:12:19,536 --> 01:12:21,636
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go

1416
01:12:21,638 --> 01:12:24,405
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go

1417
01:12:24,407 --> 01:12:26,007
Let me hear you go

1418
01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:28,009
Any luck with Miles?
Nothing.

1419
01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:30,445
We got to find her.

1420
01:12:30,447 --> 01:12:32,480
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go

1421
01:12:32,482 --> 01:12:34,482
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go

1422
01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:36,551
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go

1423
01:12:36,553 --> 01:12:38,486
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go

1424
01:12:38,488 --> 01:12:40,388
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
Let me hear you go

1425
01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:41,923
Whoo, whoo, whoo

1426
01:12:58,907 --> 01:13:01,042
Carpocalypse.

1427
01:13:01,044 --> 01:13:02,677
I can get across.

1428
01:13:02,679 --> 01:13:04,112
- I just have to.
- No.

1429
01:13:04,114 --> 01:13:07,115
Oh, my God! God!
Oh, you scared me.

1430
01:13:07,117 --> 01:13:08,850
Who are you?
Oh, you scared...

1431
01:13:08,852 --> 01:13:10,651
What are you doing here?

1432
01:13:10,653 --> 01:13:13,488
Uh, I need to get
across the freeway.

1433
01:13:13,490 --> 01:13:15,757
Underpass about a mile down.

1434
01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:17,658
No, no.
I don't have to go that far.

1435
01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:22,630
Uh, the freeway's empty.
There won't be any cars till 4:00 p.m.

1436
01:13:22,632 --> 01:13:25,933
I could maybe
let you cross here.

1437
01:13:25,935 --> 01:13:27,402
Great.

1438
01:13:27,404 --> 01:13:29,604
For a toll.

1439
01:13:29,606 --> 01:13:31,672
A toll?
I have nothing.

1440
01:13:31,674 --> 01:13:33,441
I have no money.
I have no...

1441
01:13:33,443 --> 01:13:35,143
I like those.

1442
01:13:36,912 --> 01:13:39,647
Oh, man.
I just got these. They're a nice color.

1443
01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:41,983
Hey, Dan, I'm over the freeway
for the reopening.

1444
01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:44,419
T-minus 30.

1445
01:13:44,421 --> 01:13:47,655
I'll shoot it and then hover.
You can come back to me live at 5:00.

1446
01:13:47,657 --> 01:13:49,857
Um... Yeah,
if we have an anchor.

1447
01:13:49,859 --> 01:13:52,693
What do you mean?
Where's Meghan Miles?

1448
01:14:09,011 --> 01:14:11,179
You've got a feed from Chopper Steve.
Check this out.

1449
01:14:11,181 --> 01:14:13,648
Dan, are you watching this?
Yeah, Steve.

1450
01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:16,083
Oh, my God. There's a woman in a yellow dress
trying to cross the freeway.

1451
01:14:16,085 --> 01:14:17,785
Freeze!

1452
01:14:17,787 --> 01:14:20,054
Put your hands in the air!
Freeze!

1453
01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:22,657
Get down on the ground!
Put your hands behind your back.

1454
01:14:22,659 --> 01:14:24,192
Hands back.
Hands in the air!

1455
01:14:24,194 --> 01:14:27,094
- Hands up or hands down?
- Do not move.

1456
01:14:27,096 --> 01:14:30,097
- Let me see your hands.
- Dave, stop talking about her hands.

1457
01:14:30,099 --> 01:14:32,533
- Sorry, Walter.
- I got this. Just let me handle this.

1458
01:14:32,535 --> 01:14:35,002
- Don't move. Don't move.
- We got her, Walter. We got her.

1459
01:14:35,004 --> 01:14:37,738
- We got her.
- Game over, ma'am.

1460
01:14:39,608 --> 01:14:40,775
Stop!
Shit!

1461
01:14:40,777 --> 01:14:41,943
I knew it.
Ma'am, stop!

1462
01:14:41,945 --> 01:14:43,544
Come on, Dave.
Come on.

1463
01:14:43,546 --> 01:14:45,112
No!
Don't, don't, don't!

1464
01:14:52,187 --> 01:14:53,721
Ohh!

1465
01:14:53,723 --> 01:14:55,790
Oh, my God.
She made it.

1466
01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:57,825
Jesus Christ,
she's an Olympian.

1467
01:14:57,827 --> 01:15:00,862
Walter, she's getting away!
Sorry!

1468
01:15:00,864 --> 01:15:02,597
Walter, we're stuck.
That chick is a psycho.

1469
01:15:02,599 --> 01:15:04,265
Good job, Steve.
Keep on her.

1470
01:15:04,267 --> 01:15:06,000
I'm on it.
No, lost her.

1471
01:15:14,943 --> 01:15:16,611
Suckers.

1472
01:15:38,967 --> 01:15:41,702
Boop-boop.

1473
01:15:41,704 --> 01:15:44,939
Do not call. Don't tell Vic!
I won't tell Vic, but I got to call it in.

1474
01:15:44,941 --> 01:15:46,240
I will fucking shoot you.

1475
01:15:46,242 --> 01:15:48,609
You left your purse in your car?
Yes.

1476
01:15:48,611 --> 01:15:50,745
And your shoes too?

1477
01:15:50,747 --> 01:15:55,049
Um, I don't see what the shoes
have to do with anything.

1478
01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:57,885
Okay, I cannot
let you in that car without payment.

1479
01:15:57,887 --> 01:16:00,655
I have the key!

1480
01:16:00,657 --> 01:16:02,723
It's right here.

1481
01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:04,292
- Look.
- Boop-boop.

1482
01:16:04,294 --> 01:16:07,328
See the boop?
You can't block a boop-boop with your hand.

1483
01:16:07,330 --> 01:16:10,631
Boop-boop.
Look. Turn around. You'll see it boop-booping.

1484
01:16:10,633 --> 01:16:12,900
Mm-mmm. I'm not going to fall for this.
Could be a trick.

1485
01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:15,336
What kind of trick?

1486
01:16:15,338 --> 01:16:17,338
What am I, a magician?

1487
01:16:17,340 --> 01:16:19,840
You need to calm down.
I'm trying to help you.

1488
01:16:19,842 --> 01:16:22,276
You are?
Yeah.

1489
01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:24,879
Really?
Yeah.

1490
01:16:24,881 --> 01:16:27,949
Now, what is the address...

1491
01:16:27,951 --> 01:16:31,152
from where "your" car was towed?

1492
01:16:31,154 --> 01:16:32,853
Okay. Yes.

1493
01:16:32,855 --> 01:16:36,657
It was, um...
Okay, well, it's not...

1494
01:16:36,659 --> 01:16:38,626
it's not my address,

1495
01:16:38,628 --> 01:16:43,064
um, because I was visiting
a friend at the time of the towing.

1496
01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:48,102
He was a...
It was a new friend.

1497
01:16:49,071 --> 01:16:51,038
Naughty.

1498
01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:55,009
Are you telling me
that there's no way...

1499
01:16:55,011 --> 01:16:58,846
that I could go to my car
without my license...

1500
01:16:58,848 --> 01:17:02,183
and get my wallet
which has my money?

1501
01:17:02,185 --> 01:17:04,118
You see what I'm laying down?

1502
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:06,320
You see what I'm putting down?
I'm putting that down.

1503
01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:10,224
Are you trying to bribe me?

1504
01:17:10,226 --> 01:17:12,827
No.
That's a shame.

1505
01:17:12,829 --> 01:17:16,731
Because I was thinking
I might want Quiznos for lunch today.

1506
01:17:16,733 --> 01:17:19,967
- How much?
- $500.

1507
01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:24,372
Quiznos does not cost... $500?
It does for me.

1508
01:17:24,374 --> 01:17:26,307
Okay, you are going to let me into my car.
Hands off of there.

1509
01:17:26,309 --> 01:17:28,743
You are going to let me into my car!
Hands off.

1510
01:17:28,745 --> 01:17:30,878
Stop it.
Get your hands off the glass.

1511
01:17:31,847 --> 01:17:33,814
Stop it.
No.

1512
01:17:33,816 --> 01:17:36,283
I can see it!
It's right there.

1513
01:17:36,285 --> 01:17:38,252
Hands off the glass.
Get out of here.

1514
01:17:38,254 --> 01:17:41,889
Give me my car.
It's right there.

1515
01:18:37,179 --> 01:18:40,381
No, not my purse!
My purse. No! No! No!

1516
01:18:43,218 --> 01:18:45,286
No.

1517
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:05,005
Fuck this.

1518
01:19:10,445 --> 01:19:13,247
Yes. Yeah!
Suck it, lady!

1519
01:19:19,354 --> 01:19:21,088
Oh!

1520
01:19:24,092 --> 01:19:28,195
Come on. Go. Come on. Go.
Come on. Go, go, go, go. Come on. Come on.

1521
01:19:30,298 --> 01:19:33,200
No, no, no, no, no.

1522
01:19:39,207 --> 01:19:40,908
Gotcha.

1523
01:19:45,814 --> 01:19:47,982
I know you.

1524
01:19:47,984 --> 01:19:51,152
You're stuck again.
You gonna...

1525
01:19:51,154 --> 01:19:53,988
Hi. I'm Gordon. I'm...
From last night.

1526
01:19:53,990 --> 01:19:55,156
How you doing?
How you doing?

1527
01:19:55,158 --> 01:19:56,957
Any chance you
can pop the sunroof?

1528
01:19:56,959 --> 01:19:59,226
Yeah. Uh-huh.

1529
01:20:01,997 --> 01:20:03,464
All right, a little more.

1530
01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:04,965
Hi.

1531
01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:06,267
Watch yourself.

1532
01:20:10,138 --> 01:20:13,073
Let's get you out of here.
Apparently, you have some news to deliver.

1533
01:20:13,075 --> 01:20:15,109
How did you know?
What are you...

1534
01:20:15,111 --> 01:20:16,443
I know everything.
Hi.

1535
01:20:16,445 --> 01:20:18,979
Where's your car?
I don't have a car.

1536
01:20:18,981 --> 01:20:20,114
What?
I know, I know.

1537
01:20:20,116 --> 01:20:21,949
Damn, what did you
do to yourself?

1538
01:20:21,951 --> 01:20:23,884
What did you do to my dress?

1539
01:20:23,886 --> 01:20:27,121
How did you guys find me?
You got to get me out of here.

1540
01:20:27,123 --> 01:20:29,390
Okay, tell me what's going on.

1541
01:20:29,392 --> 01:20:31,926
I can't believe you guys are here.
You guys are...

1542
01:20:31,928 --> 01:20:33,928
- We did it!
- God, you're alive!

1543
01:20:33,930 --> 01:20:35,996
I can't believe we found you.

1544
01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:37,498
Thank you, guys.
I love you so much.

1545
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:41,035
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

1546
01:20:41,037 --> 01:20:44,538
How did you find me?
I got your friends and your G.P.S.

1547
01:20:44,540 --> 01:20:48,175
- Your Keytective thing.
- Oh, my God! Keytective!

1548
01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:50,144
My commercial.
You thought of that?

1549
01:20:50,146 --> 01:20:54,615
Yes, that was genius I know. Do you want me to sing it?
No, don't sing it.

1550
01:20:54,617 --> 01:20:57,351
- Okay, I'm so sorry that I left.
- No, no. It's okay.

1551
01:20:57,353 --> 01:20:59,086
I don't have a bigger
regret in my life.

1552
01:20:59,088 --> 01:21:01,922
It led to the most insane...

1553
01:21:01,924 --> 01:21:04,892
I don't do this sort of thing at all.
It's okay.

1554
01:21:04,894 --> 01:21:07,862
Guys, I hate to interrupt your second date,
cause it's really cute,

1555
01:21:07,864 --> 01:21:12,299
But we hit a wall
suspect in yellow dress...

1556
01:21:12,301 --> 01:21:13,934
spotted entering black S.U.V.
moving east on Wilshire.

1557
01:21:13,936 --> 01:21:15,436
Bingo. We got her.

1558
01:21:15,438 --> 01:21:17,004
Who has my phone?
He does. I got it.

1559
01:21:17,006 --> 01:21:18,272
I got it.

1560
01:21:22,311 --> 01:21:24,478
Meghan.
Where the hell are you?

1561
01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:27,047
Yeah, yeah. I'm on my way.
Listen have hair and makeup standing by.

1562
01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:28,582
They're ready. They're ready.
Get here.

1563
01:21:28,584 --> 01:21:31,318
And can you connect me
to an outside line?

1564
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:34,088
Hey there. I saw your ad
on Swinging Singles.

1565
01:21:34,090 --> 01:21:38,125
Let me ask you something.
How can you be that hot, that young and that single?

1566
01:21:38,127 --> 01:21:40,461
Sorry. Got to go.
Duty calls.

1567
01:21:40,463 --> 01:21:42,463
Lady, get out of the way!

1568
01:21:42,465 --> 01:21:45,566
Does the fucking siren
not mean anything to you?

1569
01:21:45,568 --> 01:21:47,001
Meghan Miles,
This is Chopper Steve, setting down.

1570
01:21:47,003 --> 01:21:49,503
Okay! I got to go.

1571
01:21:49,505 --> 01:21:51,305
I'll give you a call.
I got to do the news.

1572
01:21:51,307 --> 01:21:53,240
Good luck!
No. You come.

1573
01:21:53,242 --> 01:21:54,975
I'm not good with helicopters.

1574
01:21:54,977 --> 01:21:58,045
Good luck, Meghan!
You're gonna be great! Kill it!

1575
01:21:58,047 --> 01:22:00,014
We love you, Meghan!

1576
01:22:00,016 --> 01:22:02,349
Christ on a piece of halibut!
What happened to you?

1577
01:22:02,351 --> 01:22:03,651
I need to get to the station.

1578
01:22:03,653 --> 01:22:07,354
This is crazy there's a girl in a yellow dress out there
who almost got killed.

1579
01:22:07,356 --> 01:22:09,123
Yeah, yeah. That's nuts.
Let's go.

1580
01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:10,324
Let's cut some sky.

1581
01:22:10,692 --> 01:22:12,459
Meghan!

1582
01:22:12,461 --> 01:22:15,062
We love you, Meghan!
Good luck, Meghan!

1583
01:22:15,064 --> 01:22:18,065
You're gonna be great!
Read that news!

1584
01:22:18,067 --> 01:22:19,433
It's so exciting!

1585
01:22:21,370 --> 01:22:24,638
Let me do all the talking.
No, opposite, opposite.

1586
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:28,575
Ma'am, did you see a woman in a yellow dress
get on that helicopter?

1587
01:22:28,577 --> 01:22:30,678
I saw Meghan Miles,

1588
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:35,716
undercover investigator
for KZLA, get on a helicopter.

1589
01:22:35,718 --> 01:22:38,285
Wait. The woman we're chasing
is just a reporter?

1590
01:22:39,587 --> 01:22:41,455
Dear God, it's worse
than we ever imagined.

1591
01:22:41,457 --> 01:22:43,557
The hooker has
infiltrated the media,

1592
01:22:43,559 --> 01:22:45,693
where she's posing
as KZLA's Meghan Miles.

1593
01:22:45,695 --> 01:22:49,029
What do you mean,
she's infiltrated the media?

1594
01:22:49,031 --> 01:22:53,033
So, you're saying that our best friend Meghan
is an undercover hooker?

1595
01:22:53,035 --> 01:22:54,568
It looks that way.

1596
01:22:54,570 --> 01:22:56,537
So, you have an idiot friend too?
Yeah. Mine's by choice.

1597
01:22:56,539 --> 01:22:58,472
You got stuck
with this guy, right?

1598
01:22:58,474 --> 01:23:01,308
We have her! Let's move!

1599
01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:04,044
Oh, my God, honey.

1600
01:23:04,046 --> 01:23:06,613
There's too much to do.
Let's get her on the chair.

1601
01:23:06,615 --> 01:23:09,984
Hurry up. Triage.
People, we don't have much time.

1602
01:23:15,457 --> 01:23:17,391
Go, go, go, go, go.
Let's go.

1603
01:23:17,393 --> 01:23:19,560
10 seconds to air.
Come on.

1604
01:23:19,562 --> 01:23:24,398
All right, this is gonna be great.
It's up to me, right?

1605
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:26,000
And now, here's Meghan Miles
with your news.

1606
01:23:26,002 --> 01:23:27,267
- Perfect.
- In three, two, one.

1607
01:23:27,269 --> 01:23:28,702
All right, get out!

1608
01:23:30,505 --> 01:23:33,307
Good evening.
I'm Meghan Miles.

1609
01:23:33,309 --> 01:23:35,642
Our top story... a woman
authorities describe...

1610
01:23:35,644 --> 01:23:38,345
as a bitter and deranged prostitute
in a yellow dress...

1611
01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:41,382
is rampaging through our city.

1612
01:23:41,384 --> 01:23:43,484
This hooker hoodlum's...

1613
01:23:44,753 --> 01:23:46,620
Uh...

1614
01:23:46,622 --> 01:23:49,490
This working girl's
sinister spree...

1615
01:23:49,492 --> 01:23:52,092
began with a dispute
with an immigrant cabdriver...

1616
01:23:52,094 --> 01:23:53,727
and would include
evading police,

1617
01:23:53,729 --> 01:23:59,633
distributing crack cocaine
and possible hate crimes.

1618
01:24:01,770 --> 01:24:03,537
Oh.

1619
01:24:05,273 --> 01:24:08,609
In other news...

1620
01:24:08,611 --> 01:24:12,780
You know, I know
I'm only supposed to read the news today.

1621
01:24:12,782 --> 01:24:20,521
I... can't read this story
because I know that it's not true.

1622
01:24:20,523 --> 01:24:22,423
Huh?

1623
01:24:22,425 --> 01:24:26,326
Because...
this story's about me.

1624
01:24:26,328 --> 01:24:29,096
I'm... I am the Hooker Hoodlum.

1625
01:24:29,098 --> 01:24:30,831
Look. Look. It's me.

1626
01:24:30,833 --> 01:24:33,067
The yellow dress and the...

1627
01:24:33,069 --> 01:24:35,369
I'm the breaking story.

1628
01:24:35,371 --> 01:24:38,238
Yeah. I'm your news at 5:00.
You're, uh...

1629
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:40,340
Look at this, huh?

1630
01:24:40,342 --> 01:24:42,676
The bad guy of the hour.

1631
01:24:44,245 --> 01:24:46,080
Shall we dig a little deeper?

1632
01:24:46,082 --> 01:24:47,581
Hooker Hoodlum. Hmm.

1633
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:50,417
Hooker. Yes.

1634
01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:52,753
I woke up in a stranger's bed.

1635
01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:55,422
A lovely, lovely stranger.

1636
01:24:56,691 --> 01:24:59,259
And I had to endure
a really weird,

1637
01:24:59,261 --> 01:25:02,596
very long...
walk of shame.

1638
01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:06,300
Look at these feet.
This is how much I walked right here.

1639
01:25:06,302 --> 01:25:08,702
But I am not a hooker.

1640
01:25:08,704 --> 01:25:11,338
Which I have said repeatedly
all evening long.

1641
01:25:11,340 --> 01:25:14,174
Also, I'm not ashamed.
I shouldn't have called it a walk of shame.

1642
01:25:14,176 --> 01:25:15,709
Not ashamed.

1643
01:25:15,711 --> 01:25:17,811
And I don't care
what people think anymore,

1644
01:25:17,813 --> 01:25:21,181
because it is exhausting.

1645
01:25:21,183 --> 01:25:25,786
So let's just let the shame
lie with everyone...

1646
01:25:25,788 --> 01:25:29,189
who took one look
at a girl in a... in a...

1647
01:25:29,191 --> 01:25:34,294
in this... I mean, this is not,
I agree, the most  conservative outfit,

1648
01:25:34,296 --> 01:25:38,565
but this should not
automatically make me a pariah or prey.

1649
01:25:38,567 --> 01:25:40,567
And beside..
Meghan, Have you lost your mind?

1650
01:25:40,569 --> 01:25:42,703
The point is that
everything I did,

1651
01:25:42,705 --> 01:25:45,839
I did because I was trying
to get back here...

1652
01:25:45,841 --> 01:25:50,444
so that I could convince
a few people...

1653
01:25:50,446 --> 01:25:53,347
that I am someone
that I no longer am.

1654
01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:57,818
I am not safe or perfect.

1655
01:25:59,754 --> 01:26:01,488
And if I'm going
to tell you the news,

1656
01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:03,891
I should be telling
the real story...

1657
01:26:03,893 --> 01:26:06,860
and not just reading
this dumb script.

1658
01:26:06,862 --> 01:26:09,196
Dan, I'm sorry.

1659
01:26:09,198 --> 01:26:11,832
You're the best.
You've been nothing but the best to me.

1660
01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:13,734
And you're gonna haul me out of here.
So real quick.

1661
01:26:13,736 --> 01:26:17,437
I just need to say that Kyle,
I never want to see you again.

1662
01:26:17,439 --> 01:26:22,509
I know that for sure now I'm so glad I dumped her.
Don't call me. I won't call you.

1663
01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:26,313
We traced your number from a recovered cell phone
used by a drug syndicate.

1664
01:26:26,315 --> 01:26:29,616
What are you talking about?
Rose and Denise, thank you more...

1665
01:26:29,618 --> 01:26:31,718
for being my friends
and coming to get me.

1666
01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:35,189
We did good.
We crushed it.

1667
01:26:35,191 --> 01:26:37,891
- Hey, is it too early for shots?
- Hell to the no.

1668
01:26:37,893 --> 01:26:40,627
What are you still doing here?

1669
01:26:40,629 --> 01:26:43,764
And, um...
New guy, Gordon. Hey.

1670
01:26:43,766 --> 01:26:48,869
So, I'm
a little bit crazy.

1671
01:26:48,871 --> 01:26:50,771
Also, you looked really good in this dress.
I just remembered that part.

1672
01:26:50,773 --> 01:26:52,372
And one last thing.

1673
01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:53,907
A big shout out to my boys...

1674
01:26:53,909 --> 01:26:55,943
Scrilla, Hulk
and especially Pookie.

1675
01:26:55,945 --> 01:26:57,611
Aw!
Aw!

1676
01:26:57,613 --> 01:26:59,813
What I'd tell ya?
What?

1677
01:26:59,815 --> 01:27:04,918
His litte skazzy or skunky maybe and his uncle in chinos.
I'm sorry, I don't remember the rest, Pooks.

1678
01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:07,254
What?
That's my bitch from the news.

1679
01:27:07,256 --> 01:27:09,356
That's the news.
I'm Meghan Miles.

1680
01:27:09,358 --> 01:27:10,924
Be well or, you know, whatever.

1681
01:27:10,926 --> 01:27:13,393
Just...

1682
01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:15,862
Just be yourself.
I mean, just...

1683
01:27:15,864 --> 01:27:17,698
Okay. Thanks, Dan.

1684
01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:19,866
- Good luck, Chuck.
- Chuck, move to Meghan's chair.

1685
01:27:19,868 --> 01:27:21,501
I think we should
get out of here.

1686
01:27:21,503 --> 01:27:22,836
Maybe we should go.
Yeah, I think we should.

1687
01:27:22,838 --> 01:27:25,305
Meghan Miles,
you will be missed.

1688
01:27:25,307 --> 01:27:27,608
Good day, Los Angeles.
I'm Chuck Rogers.

1689
01:27:27,610 --> 01:27:29,676
You know what happened.
I'm not crazy.

1690
01:27:29,678 --> 01:27:31,712
Meghan.
No, what was crazy about that?

1691
01:27:33,348 --> 01:27:36,383
Incredible.
Yeah, I'm really sorry.

1692
01:27:36,385 --> 01:27:38,552
You should hire Chang.

1693
01:27:38,554 --> 01:27:41,288
I mean, what an incredible
idea for an investigative series.

1694
01:27:41,290 --> 01:27:44,324
The girl in the yellow dress.

1695
01:27:44,326 --> 01:27:47,361
Right. But you know
I didn't plan that. It was just what happened.

1696
01:27:47,363 --> 01:27:49,496
Even better. Like
To Catch A Predator meets...

1697
01:27:49,498 --> 01:27:53,500
Tyra Banks in a fat suit meets Undercover Millionaire.
It's fresh.

1698
01:27:53,502 --> 01:27:57,771
Meghan, I know there's
something we can do together at the network.

1699
01:27:57,773 --> 01:28:01,541
- What are we talking about?
- It's a reality show.

1700
01:28:01,543 --> 01:28:03,577
- I love it.
- Love it.

1701
01:28:03,579 --> 01:28:07,648
- Reality?
- Your call.

1702
01:28:07,650 --> 01:28:11,051
I need to think about it
and get back to you.

1703
01:28:11,053 --> 01:28:12,753
Dan here can get
the ball rolling.

1704
01:28:12,755 --> 01:28:14,721
I just need a pair of shoes.

1705
01:28:14,723 --> 01:28:17,591
Maybe a sandwich.
Get you some shoes. Oh, some food too.

1706
01:28:17,593 --> 01:28:19,026
Maybe brush my teeth.
Right?

1707
01:28:19,028 --> 01:28:20,727
No, no, you're fine.

1708
01:28:20,729 --> 01:28:23,397
Just do some hair fixing.
I got your back, Meghan.

1709
01:28:23,399 --> 01:28:25,699
So, what do you have
in mind for us?

1710
01:28:25,701 --> 01:28:28,902
- You two are a package?
- Yeah, I'm her producer.

1711
01:28:28,904 --> 01:28:30,537
How much to go away?

1712
01:28:30,539 --> 01:28:32,673
Hey, babe. There he is.
Arrest him.

1713
01:28:32,675 --> 01:28:34,908
Sir, we need you to stand up,
put your hands behind your back.

1714
01:28:34,910 --> 01:28:35,976
What are you talking about?

1715
01:28:35,978 --> 01:28:37,377
Put your cookies down.
Let's go.

1716
01:28:37,379 --> 01:28:38,378
What are you doing,
arresting me?

1717
01:28:38,380 --> 01:28:40,314
For what?
Being too sexy? Ow!

1718
01:28:42,684 --> 01:28:46,053
So, your place or mine?
Yeah. Um...

1719
01:28:48,022 --> 01:28:49,823
I'd love to show you mine.

1720
01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:51,892
It's very empty,
but it has a bed.

1721
01:28:51,894 --> 01:28:53,727
Nice. How are we
going to get there?

1722
01:28:53,729 --> 01:28:55,429
Ooh, I have not thought of that.

1723
01:28:55,431 --> 01:28:57,631
Uh, maybe we should take that cab.
No. No, no.

1724
01:28:57,633 --> 01:28:59,066
No time for that.
No, it's not.

1725
01:28:59,068 --> 01:29:00,801
I never wanna see a cab again.
Okay.

1726
01:29:06,474 --> 01:29:08,542
We're gonna walk.
That's fine with me.

1727
01:29:08,544 --> 01:29:10,544
This will be more
of an adventure.

1728
01:29:12,947 --> 01:29:17,117
There's a place
where I can go

1729
01:29:17,119 --> 01:29:21,688
Where all my secrets
no one knows

1730
01:29:21,690 --> 01:29:25,992
I'll meet you there
I'll meet you there

1731
01:29:25,994 --> 01:29:31,965
'Cause I don't wanna
be anywhere else but home

1732
01:29:31,967 --> 01:29:34,501
Let's go home

1733
01:29:34,503 --> 01:29:37,437
Let's go home

1734
01:29:37,439 --> 01:29:39,139
Home

1735
01:29:39,141 --> 01:29:43,977
Let's go home

1736
01:30:57,118 --> 01:31:00,554
Waking up
to the walk of shame

1737
01:31:00,556 --> 01:31:03,657
Do do, do do One girl

1738
01:31:03,659 --> 01:31:06,927
Any walk through Hollywood

1739
01:31:06,929 --> 01:31:10,030
Is a walk around the world

1740
01:31:10,032 --> 01:31:13,066
Headin' out
on the walk of shame

1741
01:31:13,068 --> 01:31:16,570
Do do, do do You back out

1742
01:31:16,572 --> 01:31:19,539
To the ugly light of day

1743
01:31:19,541 --> 01:31:23,543
You thank God
for last night's blackout

1744
01:31:23,545 --> 01:31:25,245
Shame

1745
01:31:26,647 --> 01:31:28,482
Shame

1746
01:31:30,051 --> 01:31:31,585
Shame

1747
01:31:32,987 --> 01:31:34,754
Shame

1748
01:31:36,257 --> 01:31:39,793
If you can't get it right

1749
01:31:39,795 --> 01:31:42,696
At least get it done

1750
01:31:42,698 --> 01:31:46,500
You got the world
at your sides

1751
01:31:46,502 --> 01:31:50,904
Wrong end of the curb

1752
01:32:02,116 --> 01:32:03,650
Shame

1753
01:32:05,086 --> 01:32:06,686
Shame

1754
01:32:08,022 --> 01:32:09,823
Shame

1755
01:32:11,125 --> 01:32:13,026
Shame

1756
01:32:22,670 --> 01:32:25,305
I've gotta walk on

1757
01:32:25,307 --> 01:32:29,743
I've gotta go

1758
01:32:29,745 --> 01:32:33,046
I've gotta get back

1759
01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:37,317
To what I know

1760
01:32:37,319 --> 01:32:40,954
It's almost daylight

1761
01:32:40,956 --> 01:32:44,858
I've gotta make it all right

1762
01:32:44,860 --> 01:32:47,794
Oh, oh-oh

1763
01:32:48,195 --> 01:32:53,266
I've gotta go

1764
01:32:53,268 --> 01:32:57,203
Life is a curtain
coming down around me

1765
01:32:57,205 --> 01:33:01,007
I'm not a stranger
to the change in scene

1766
01:33:01,009 --> 01:33:05,078
I gotta hear
what my heart is saying

1767
01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:07,881
Go

1768
01:33:08,316 --> 01:33:11,885
Go

1769
01:33:19,226 --> 01:33:22,162
Gotta walk on

1770
01:33:22,164 --> 01:33:26,366
I gotta go

1771
01:33:26,368 --> 01:33:29,736
I gotta get back

1772
01:33:29,738 --> 01:33:33,707
To what I know

1773
01:33:33,709 --> 01:33:37,844
It's been a long night

1774
01:33:37,846 --> 01:33:41,348
I'm gonna make it all right

1775
01:33:41,350 --> 01:33:44,084
Oh, oh, oh

1776
01:33:44,919 --> 01:33:49,322
I gotta go

1777
01:33:53,661 --> 01:33:56,896
Go

1778
01:33:57,365 --> 01:34:00,767
Go

1779
01:34:00,769 --> 01:34:03,937
Gotta walk on

1780
01:34:04,905 --> 01:34:08,308
Walk on