Game 1
Pre-Game
Crucile: ban zac
Crucile: i just had
Crucile: a super fun and interactive match myself
Crucile: https://i.imgur.com/yCs436n.png
Crucile: 1k games on vlad player gets filled
Crucile: doesnt dodge, plays like tha
Crucile: :D
In-Game
Crucile: zz
Crucile: ive played 6 games today
Crucile: ive played extremely well in 4
Crucile: and okay in 2
Crucile: im 2 and 4
Crucile: w/l
Crucile: just
Crucile: fucking
Crucile: gank
Crucile: vi
Crucile: mute me
Crucile: so i can type
Crucile: without tilting you
Crucile: fucking
Crucile: dogshit jg
Crucile: actually retarded pathing
Crucile: refuses
Crucile: to fucking
Crucile: ganikk
Crucile: neewds
Crucile: to
Crucile: do things i cant type
Crucile: irl
Crucile: :
Crucile: XD
Crucile: fucking degen palyer
Crucile: better jg fucking wins
Crucile: he needs to get lynched
Crucile: i love losing
Crucile: because a player
Crucile: doesnt know
Crucile: to stop fucking farming
Crucile: and go gank the lane winning so hard
Crucile: that he had a 500g lead at 2 minutes !
Crucile: :D
Crucile: our jg
Crucile: needs to switch
Crucile: to lifes upport
Crucile: :D
Crucile: i have yet
Crucile: to have illaoi
Crucile: do a single thing
Crucile: even .1% correct
Crucile: :D
Crucile: yet he is only down
Crucile: 18 cs
Crucile: !
Crucile: ME
Crucile: negative dmg
Crucile: idk how lee can walk top and press q and be more useful than vi
Crucile: XD
Crucile: ye let sjust
Crucile: v
Crucile: vi ult
Crucile: the fucking illaoi
Crucile: 1v2
Crucile: lets see
Crucile: how that plays out
Crucile: 330g from klepto
Crucile: down 5cs
Crucile: XD
Crucile: 66 hp
Crucile: better top wins
Crucile: for sure
Crucile: jg
Crucile: so fucking blind
Crucile: sees lee top
Crucile: doesnt go in
Crucile: nah dude
Crucile: he has to sit in the bush
Crucile: i just wish
Crucile: i get a jg that can get a lead
Crucile: and then a botlane that doesnt int while it happens
Crucile: so when i solokill enemy top 7 times over
Crucile: it actually matters
Crucile: sorry 8
Crucile: :D
Crucile: :D
Crucile: ok
Crucile: he wants
Crucile: to lose
Crucile: no one
Crucile: is playing
Crucile: to win
Crucile: except maybe luc
Crucile: i wish our jg went locket
Crucile: first item
Crucile: no warrior
Crucile: he'd be more useful
Crucile: what more do you want
Crucile: from me ingame?
Post-Game
Crucile: idk
Crucile: what
Crucile: more
Crucile: i
Crucile: can
Crucile: do
Crucile: to
Crucile: win
Crucile: games
Crucile: 33k dmg dealt
Crucile: i solokilled illaoi 8 times
Crucile: 8
Crucile: fucking
Crucile: times
Crucile: and my jg cant listen to a single fucking ping
Crucile: he HAS to full clear as
Crucile: aftershock vi
Crucile: before ganking
Game 2
Pre-Game
Crucile: jama
Crucile: ima need you to play better early than you did last game
Crucile: can u do that for me
Crucile: also lemme top
Crucile: i am only
Crucile: 26 wins from chally
Crucile: but im very upset because if i didnt get stuck in d1 for 40 games i'd have +35 rn
Crucile: ryze is open if you play it
Crucile: and even if you dont tbh not very hard
Crucile: if jax doesnt beat lee
Crucile: then go lee
Crucile: i expect you to hard smurf trixter
Crucile: does akali ever beat ryze
Crucile: at an even gold amount?
Crucile: or is it just whoever has more gold wins trades
In-Game
Crucile: come
Crucile: top
Crucile: i farm grasp
Crucile: need assist
Crucile: worth
Crucile: 26.66g
Crucile: of hp
Crucile: grasp does 4% max hp
Crucile: dmg on proc
Crucile: so its just overall really Pog
Crucile: we take those
Crucile: i need help
Crucile: after u see 2nd tp
Crucile: u need to run
Crucile: really really good stuff
Crucile: from me '
Crucile: and really really fucking bad play from jax
Crucile: if bot maintains their lead
Crucile: ez game
Crucile: care rek
Crucile: ryze has r
Crucile: come check pls
Crucile: i cant 1v2
Crucile: go camps
Crucile: go camps dont help
Crucile: that was
Crucile: frame perf\ect
Crucile: did u
Crucile: fucking see that
Crucile: i frame perfected
Crucile: ye
Crucile: just chill
Crucile: he perma ganks
Crucile: 61 cs
Crucile: at 11 minutes
Crucile: ah
Crucile: fucking kms
Crucile: why
Crucile: didnt you guys
Crucile: just fucking hit tower
Crucile: stop fucking playing your shit version of the game
Crucile: dumb fucking champ
Crucile: gj mid
Crucile: hey
Crucile: blind yasuo players
Crucile: go fucking mid
Crucile: there are fucking people
Crucile: coming to eat ur ass
Crucile: he was missing
Crucile: over 30 seconds
Crucile: ye
Crucile: and then
Crucile: 3 0seconds later
Crucile: i ping u
Crucile: w/e
Crucile: you guys
Crucile: are too shit
Crucile: to win
Crucile: bot refuses to paly league
Crucile: every single game i get with you guys
Crucile: you hard int
Crucile: he needs
Crucile: to get eye surgery
Crucile: or to quit the gam
Crucile: or to do things i cant type
Crucile: idk dude
Crucile: nah
Crucile: bot dif
Crucile: you didnt win your team the game nearly as much
Crucile: as my bot inted the game
Crucile: yas ali refuse
Crucile: to play smart
Crucile: hit objectives
Crucile: they're allergic to them
Crucile: didnt think i needed to dodge a 4 on role game
Crucile: 
Game 3
Pre-Game
Crucile: i really dont know
Crucile: what runes to take in fiora vs riven atm
Crucile: if you fall behind with grasp
Crucile: its doomed
Crucile: since spot trading
Crucile: loses to all in
Crucile: and they always take conq
Crucile: i think im against
Crucile: knight the shen one trick
Crucile: he went ashe adc yesterday and went 0/10 on my team
Crucile: i would very much like us to tryhard this one friends
In-Game
Crucile: im trying ur dogshit runes
Crucile: on gp
Crucile: taking conditioning might actually be genius though
Crucile: our jg didnt connect
Crucile: u took it vs ryze
Crucile: and it smurfs on ryze
Crucile: drav
Crucile: please DC
Crucile: she procs q and then waits
Crucile: can you please
Crucile: not int me
Crucile: jg trolling late to camp
Crucile: and adc playing it out with smite
Crucile: top dead
Crucile: play for late ig
Crucile: jax gp 2v8
Crucile: ok theyre trolling
Crucile: wonderful
Crucile: sad days
Crucile: well top is a fun lane for shen now
Crucile: was taunted
Crucile: ;c
Crucile: just
Crucile: wait for
Crucile: me to 1v9
Crucile: look at top
Crucile: xd
Crucile: one plate left
Crucile: shen has f
Crucile: eh
Crucile: thats like
Crucile: very low key worth
Crucile: ye
Crucile: oh
Crucile: well
Crucile: pog
Crucile: im completely fine with that
Crucile: i get first
Crucile: gets me caulfields
Crucile: oh what the fuck
Crucile: thats just int
Crucile: thats int of me then
Crucile: unfortunately
Crucile: so fucking late
Crucile: on the ward
Crucile: fucking inting me dude
Crucile: it cant be that hard
Crucile: drav got some nice gold out of that
Crucile: 42 cs
Crucile: shen
Crucile: i refuse to believe game is lost
Crucile: chill
Crucile: 5 top
Crucile: 5 top
Crucile: i do so much dmg
Crucile: just keep farming
Crucile: hopefully
Crucile: i can get
Crucile: ER before infernal
Crucile: i have er
Crucile: its ok
Crucile: i have er
Crucile: someone
Crucile: went top for me
Crucile: LOL
Crucile: no r
Crucile: er
Crucile: did she flash draven
Crucile: looked like from minimap
Crucile: hes coming in
Crucile: to secure the objective
Crucile: Poggers
Crucile: hell yeah
Crucile: once im 13
Crucile: its gg
Crucile: i think i have to go pd
Crucile: steraks worse than pd
Crucile: costs more
Crucile: shields less
Crucile: worse condition
Crucile: but gives u tenacity
Crucile: they have knockups
Crucile: tenacity irrelevant
Crucile: pog
Crucile: 13
Crucile: im 13
Crucile: pog
Crucile: did yas
Crucile: even have ult
Crucile: ah ok
Crucile: im so fucking gigantic
Crucile: i dont need
Crucile: but ill taekt he gold
Crucile: i fucked up
Crucile: but rakan ran
Crucile: so i lived
Crucile: we just zone
Crucile: her
Crucile: need vis
Crucile: i flame horizoned shen a wehile ago
Crucile: but i still think its worth mentioning
Crucile: this is what
Crucile: kr gp looks like
Crucile: not ur pussy shit
Crucile: with maw
Crucile: bot
Crucile: better lane
Crucile: for me
Crucile: bot way better lane
Crucile: for me
Crucile: end
Crucile: no bm
Crucile: thats toxic
Post-Game
Crucile: fuck
Crucile: my gains are so bad
Crucile: 23lp
Crucile: fucking
Crucile: hell
Crucile: he got solokilled level two
Crucile: and then ganked
Crucile: his mental boomed
Crucile: after i shit on him too hard
Crucile: we had
Crucile: smite draven though
Crucile: so its like
Crucile: nah
Crucile: u didnt come top
Crucile: ever
Crucile: lol
Crucile: u snowballed xayah
Crucile: and then she
Crucile: just kinda died
Crucile: to me
Crucile: well
Crucile: shen was fucked
Crucile: regardless of jungle pathing
Crucile: because he just got
Crucile: lp
Crucile: and u didnt
Crucile: thats why hes typing
Crucile: we had smite draven
Crucile: ^
Crucile: u camped bot
Crucile: and bot inted
Crucile: my jg camped top
Crucile: and i hard smurf 1v9ed
Crucile: yeehaw brother
Crucile: 17 out of 25
Crucile: 9.5k gold lead
Crucile: btw
Crucile: i had more gold over shen
Crucile: than my jg had
Crucile: total