Steam Replay 2022 Messages

Counter Strike (10):  You didn't need to launch a global offensive; the original was just fine.

Team Fortress 2 (440):  Mann Co. appreciates your support in 2022!

Left 4 Dead 2 (550):  You killed a lot of zombies. Like, a lot. Possibly a state's worth. Not New York, that would be insane, but Vermont or Wyoming isn't out of the question.

Dota 2 (570):  Whether you sided with the Radiant or Dire, you probably cursed the Techies' name in 2022.
Portal 2 (620): Cave Johnson approves.

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (730): Whether you were planting bombs, defusing bombs, or just chasing around chickens... you spent a lot of time in 2022 mounting a Global Offensive.

Plants vs. Zombies: Game of the Year (3590): Your 2022 was filled with gardening and the undead.

Garry's Mod (4000): We don't know what sort of physics-based chaos you wreaked in 2022, but we hope you had fun doing it!

Sid Meier's Civilization V (8930): This year you discovered that Gandhi isn't as peaceful as you once thought.

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (12110): Like Tommy Vercetti you do what you want, when you want… and what you wanted was to play Vice City in the year 2022.

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion  (22330): The classics never die, unlike Uriel Septim.

FINAL FANTASY XIV Online (39210): You couldn't stop playing the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV.

Terraria (105600): You organized so many chests!

Arma 3 (107410): For you, it was a year full of tanks, planes and helicopters.

Project Zomboid (108600): You built, scavenged, and fought your way through 2022.

PAYDAY 2 (218620): You robbed a lot of (virtual, we hope) banks in 2022.

DayZ (221100): You know surviving the apocalypse isn't easy…

Euro Truck Simulator 2 (227300): You explored Europe all from the comfort of your home.

Warframe (230410): In 2022 you were living that cyber-ninja life.

War Thunder (236390): You waged war on land, sea, and air.

Europa Universalis IV (236850): In 2022 you escaped the drama of today by reliving the drama of the past.

Path of Exile (238960): Your dedication to ARPGs has been noted.

The Forest (242760): First you put your chair in its locked and upright position. Then you fought cannibals.

Assetto Corsa (244210:) Your year was filled with immersive racing on some iconic tracks.

Plague Inc: Evolved (246620): We really wish this game wasn't still topical, but alas, here we are.

The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth (250900): You learned how to weaponize tears and dealt with mommy issues.

7 Days to Die (251570): You're still standing 7 Days later; way to go!

Rust (252490): You spent 2022 surviving the harsh world of Rust (and worrying about offline raids).

Rocket League (252950): You scored so many goals in 2022 (we won't say how many were on yourself).

Cities: Skylines (255710): Have you considered a career in urban planning?

Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord (261550): In 2022 you were looking to find a place to live your medieval fantasies… and you found it.

Grand Theft Auto V (271590): We can only assume that you obeyed all traffic laws.

BeamNG.drive (284160): This year, you weren't just looking for any racing game. You wanted a racing game that put the physics of driving front and center.

Tabletop Simulator (286160): You played some of your favorite board games with friends.

Sid Meier's Civilization VI (289070): You took just one more turn. A lot.

Brawlhalla (291550): Gosh, you fell off a lot of platforms this year.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (292030): You helped the White Wolf navigate a love triangle, evade The Wild Hunt, and find his adoptive daughter.

RimWorld (294100): You've spent at least some time in 2022 figuring out if organ harvesting was worth the effort.

Far Cry 4 (298110): Did you enjoy the crab rangoon?

Unturned (304930:( You spent a lot of time in 2022 avoiding being turned into a zombie.

Street Fighter V (310950): If this was the 90s, you would have put SO many quarters into arcade cabinets.

Enter the Gungeon (311690): You weren't afraid of a little bullet hell.

Geometry Dash (322170): You decided you didn't have to choose between playing a rhythm game and playing a platformer… you found a game that offered both.

Don't Starve Together (322330): "Don't Starve" is not only good life advice:  it was one of your favorite ways to pass the time in 2022.

ARK: Survival Evolved (346110): Some people have a problem where they don't play enough videogames that involve dinosaurs and lasers. But not you. You understand where it's at.

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege (359550): You spent a lot of time breaching and clearing in 2022.

Hollow Knight (367520): It's gorgeous. It's haunting. And if you played it this much you probably can't wait for Silksong.
DARK SOULS™ III (374320): Were you working on your God Run?

Fallout 4 (377160): Vault Boy approves how you spent your 2022.

Dead by Daylight (386360): You stood triumphant in the Battleground of the Gods.

TEKKEN 7 (389730): Heihachi isn't done fighting, and neither are you!

Hearts of Iron IV (394360): You crafted many different versions of WWII.

Stardew Valley (413150): We know you spent your 2022 in Pelican Town… but how much time did you spend taunting Mayor Lewis about his purple boxers?

The Jackbox Party Pack 3 (434170): We hope you enjoyed Trivia Murder Party with your friends.

VRChat (438100): This 2022 you spent time with friends virtually.

Conan Exiles (440900): What is best in life? Surviving in the brutal world of Conan.

Paladins (444090): You enjoyed Paladins with 50 million of your closest friends.

World of Tanks Blitz (444200): Your love of artillery did not go unnoticed.

Rec Room (471710): This year you enjoyed playing games with your friends in virtual reality.

Human: Fall Flat (477160): You solved some really weird physics puzzles.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition (489830): Millions of knees took millions of arrows since Skyrim first came out in 2011.

Planet Coaster (493340): You got to experience all the fun of running a theme park with none of the lawsuits.

Deep Rock Galactic (548430): You tunneled through an impressive amount of rock in 2022.

Far Cry 5 (552520): "Only You" could have played this much Far Cry 5.

PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS (578080): In 2022, you tried to get ALL the chicken dinners.

Monster Hunter: World (582010): You played a lot of Monster Hunter in 2022… how much of that time was spent using a gunlance?

Total War: WARHAMMER II (594570): We don’t know how many Skaven died in 2022, but we know you were responsible for a non-trivial amount of them.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links (601510): You laid down countless trap cards.

Slay the Spire (646570): Undeterred by Gremlin Nobs, Books of Stabbing, and the Corrupt Heart itself:  you slayed the Spire in 2022.
Raft (648800): You survived on the high seas.

Doki Doki Literature Club (698780): You enjoyed playing this totally wholesome, and not at all disturbing game.

Aim Lab (714010): You trained and honed your skills for the battlefield.

Overcooked! 2 (728880): You made Kevin his slurry. You fought the Unbread. And you may have apologized to your friends for freaking out when you didn't have any clean plates.

Phasmophobia (739630): You spent 2022 hunting ghosts with your friends.

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodhunt (760160): You committed countless acts of diablerie. If you're not on the Red List yet, you should be.

Gloomhaven (780290): Fun fact:  The amount of time you spent playing Gloomhaven is only slightly longer than the time you would have spent setting up and tearing down the physical version of Gloomhaven.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trilogy (787480): You'll receive no OBJECTION! from us on the games you played in 2022.

Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition (813780): You and a lumberjack went down to Cheese Steak Jimmy’s when all the sudden Alfred the Alpaca walked up, and…

Sekiro™: Shadows Die Twice (814380): Shadows may die twice, but seeing as you played this much Sekiro, you probably died a lot more than that.

Valheim (892970): You lived that Viking life in 2022.

Back 4 Blood (924970): You and your friends killed a lot of zombies in 2022

Among Us (945360): Your 2022 was definitely a little sus.

Bloons TD 6 (960090): You had more fun in 2022 than a tower full of monkeys.

Dota Underlords (1046930): You spent part of 2022 in White Spire.

New World (1063730): No matter if you were helping the Syndicate, the Covenant, or the Marauders, you probably chopped down a whooooole lot of trees.

Destiny 2 (1085660): 8 years ago it started with a wizard on a moon. Now you're battling Savathûn herself. Destiny… you've come a long way.

Cyberpunk 2077 (1091500): You spent a lot of time in Night City. Possibly with Panam, River or Kerry, but likely with Judy.

Inscryption (1092790): You went deep into the GameFuna rabbit hole in 2022. RIP Kaycee Hobbes

Fall Guys (1097150): You awkwardly flailed through many an obstacle course.

Total War: WARHAMMER III (1142710): You added plenty of Skulls to the Skull Throne in 2022.

Hades (1145360): How many times did you escape Hades in 2022?

STAR WARS Jedi: Fallen Order™  (1172380): You became one with The Force.

Apex Legends (1172470): Defiant in the beginning of the year, a Savior in the Spring, Hunted in late summer, and Eclipsing in the winter; Apex Legends brought 4 seasons of Battle Royale action in 2022. How many did you participate in?

Sea of Thieves (1172620): Yaaar! You enjoyed sailing the high seas with your friends.

Red Dead Redemption 2 (1174180): You spent 2022 avoiding Pinkertons with the Van der Linde gang… what could go wrong?

NARAKA: BLADEPOINT (1203220): In 2022 you played Rock-Paper-Scissors. With swords. And wall running. It was awesome.

The Sims™ 4 (1222670): This 2022 you decided you wanted to play God. But were you a merciful God and left the pool ladder in?

Battlefield™ V (1238810): Your 2022 was filled with large scale combat.

Halo Infinite (1240440): Whether working alongside The Weapon, or just using weapons in PVP; you donned the Spartan armor often this year.

ELDEN RING (1245620): The world is full of maidenless cowards. You are not one of them. To you, Elden Ring was not an exercise in frustration but a challenge to rise up and meet.

Farming Simulator 22 (1248130): You experienced the relaxing and satisfying joy of farming.

eFootball PES 2021 SEASON UPDATE (1259970): We hope you didn't receive too many red cards.

tModLoader (1281930): You explored the Terraria creations of other players.

PowerWash Simulator (1290000): You avoided manual labor in the real world by doing manual labor in the virtual world.

Forza Horizon 4 (1293830): All that driving and you never had to stop for gas.

Peglin (1296610): The amount of damage you dealt with Matryorbshka is incalculable.

Mass Effect™ Legendary Edition (1328670): Who was your favorite companion and why was it Garrus?

雀魂麻将(MahjongSoul) (1329410): You spent a non-trivial amount of time playing some sassy mahjong.

Stray (1332010): In 2022 you realized that cats are better than people.

Dread Hunger (1418630): In 2022 you explored the arctic, turned on your crewmates, and possibly got mauled by a polar bear.

It Takes Two (1426210): You and a friend spent hours tackling platforming, marital problems, and more.

MONSTER HUNTER RISE (1446780): You spent 2022 with your Palico and Palamute friends.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel (1449850): Let no one doubt your commitment to the Heart of the Cards.

Cookie Clicker (1454400): You had those grandmas working overtime in 2022.

Age of Empires IV: Anniversary Edition (1466860): You spent 2022 reshaping history.

鬼谷八荒 Tale of Immortal (1468810): Your sect is the best, and you're willing to fight to prove it.

It Takes Two Friend's Pass (1504980): We hope you said "thank you" to the friend you played with.

FIFA 22 (1506830): You showed that football can be exciting even without Roy Kent.

Capcom Arcade Stadium (1515950): You relived some 80's glory (bonus points if you played Running Up That Hill while doing so).

Forza Horizon 5 (1551360): You spent plenty of time exploring Mexico this year.

Goose Goose Duck (1568590): You were one paranoid goose this year.

Football Manager 2022 (1569040): You got to experience all the fun of professional football management with none of the corruption. We hope.

Lost Ark (1599340): In 2022 you got Lost building Rapport, leveling strongholds, and mowing down countless enemies.

SUPER PEOPLE Testing Grounds (1619990): You spent a lot of time in 2022 fighting your fellow super-troopers.

MIR4 (1623660): You spent a lot of time in the Hidden Valley.

Muck (1625450): In 2022, you explored. You built. You survived the night… until you didn't. Then you started over and did it again.

NBA 2K22 (1644960): We don't know how many points you scored, but we DO know the odds of tearing your ACL while playing NBA 2K22 are pretty low.

eFootball™ 2023 (1665460): GOAL!

Stumble Guys (1677740): In 2022 you endured a brutal obstacle course forged in the blackest depths of gameshow hell.

Poppy Playtime (1721470): You explored a haunted toy factory.

DRAGON BALL Z: KAKAROT Demo Version (1755070): Your power level is incredible! Well. Maybe. This was a demo… who knows, maybe in the full game your power level is closer to Android 8 than it is to Goku.

Crab Game (1782210): We had a cephalopod joke for this one, but Legal recommended we remove it.

Vampire Survivors (1794680): The real question is, how much time did you spend standing still with max garlic?

Marvel’s Spider-Man Remastered (1817070): The amount of web fluid you went through this year is positively staggering.

MultiVersus (1818750): Oft have people wondered who would win in a fight:  Shaggy or Arya Stark…but now you know the answer to this age-old question.