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Sharkpony story part1

May 11th, 2015
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  2. >swimming around in the ocean, enjoying the sunshine and your free time with no worry in the world
  3. >a few fish swim away as they notice you, which makes you smirk triumphantly
  4. >yes, you better be afraid, for you are a sharkpony, the top predator in these waters
  5. >another fish shoots past you, making your pupils turn to slits as you feel the strong urge to shoot after it
  6. >but as you follow the fish with your eyes you see something different
  7. >a lure with a big, juicy worm attached to it
  8. >it moves around, almost like it's taunting you...
  9. >you shake your head, you're not a stinking fish! You're a shark!
  10. >this sort if a thing...
  11. >your eyes follow the lure and you slowly approach it, before coming to a stop
  12. >...this is stupid, maybe you should just...
  13. >you get tranced once again by the lure before you shake yourself out of it
  14. >Grrrr, stop moving you-
  15. >as your mouth chomps down you realise you have made a grave mistake
  16. >the line instantly tightens as you trash about in the water
  17. >it hurts! Shit it hurts!
  18. >but suddenly you notice something else which makes your eyes return to normal and your ears go flat
  19. >you're getting pulled towards the surface!
  20. >N-no, if this keeps up somepony ends up fishing you out!
  21. >you blush crimson as you imagine how much ponies will laugh at you and how shameful it'll be for you, biting into a lure like some dumb fish!
  22. >you fight against the pull, but the painful tug you feel in your mouth is too distracting
  23. >and then, you're yanked out from the water
  24. >time seems to move slow as you stare at not a pony, but some sort of a clothed monkey who stares back at you with equal shock
  25. >that is, until you impact against it and send both of you onto the ground
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  28. >Celestia's sun shining, the waves drumming the little cliff by the nearby little beach, sitting here with a fishing rod in your hands, enjoying the cool ocean breeze while painfully aware how bored you are
  29. >You look at the fishing rod with annoyance
  30. >You don't even like fishing that much, and you have no idea how to properly even prepare the damn thing if you ever caught any, but damn if there's anything else to do around here
  31. >You are Anonymous and you are kind of bored of your current life in Equestria
  32. >Turns out that instead of an Anon, a bunch of them got transported into this horseworld and you among others were clearly leftovers
  33. >So after a housing, far away from mostly anything and a sweet deal of autismbucks later here you are, living in ponyworld, mostly alone and away from everyone
  34. >No fun adventures, no pony pussy to swim in, no nothing
  35. >Not even any friends
  36. >Well, you do have a job actually, but you pretty much have to look at a device once a week and send the reading to princess bookbutt, and other than that you live mostly alone in a very secluded part of Equestria
  37. >Even all groceries you shop get send to you by mail and it's an ungodly amount of bicycling to the nearest small village where you could even begin to meet any ponies
  38. >And with mostly no luck in getting friends or laid you just don't feel like bothering to try so much, so here you are, living alone
  39. >You sigh once again for the umpteenth time this day
  40. >Are there even any fish in this stupid sea? You haven't caught anything in here, ever
  41. >Well it's only been 2 weeks but still
  42. >You could go for a swim, but the ocean is kind of cold and icky to swim in
  43. >There's forests around your house but you don't feel like exploring too far away from your home base...
  44. >This is not like my japanese animes at all
  45. >Well, maybe you're to blame too, if you would have tried a bit harder to befriend the ponies when you originally got here maybe you'd be one of the Anons living and working near the main ponies of the show, or in some big town
  46. >But honestly you were feeling a bit overwhelmed so you chose this position without thinking about it as much as you should have
  47. >Yup, you doomed yourself from the beginning, you're going to be alone in this world too
  48. >But you get shaken out from your thoughts when there's a tug on the line
  49. >A pretty powerful one actually, you have to stand up and brace yourself so you won't get pulled off the small cliff
  50. "Whoa"
  51. >Wow, this fish is really putting up a fight, but damn it all this is the first ever bite you've gotten so you're going to pull this one up even if it kills you
  52. "Get your fishy ass over here you-"
  53. >With one final pull you manage to pull the fish...
  54. >That's no fish, what the hell?
  55. >You pulled out some sort of an orange fishpony, that is flying straight at you while looking shocked
  56. "Whoa shit"
  57. >But it's too late to dodge, the pony hits you head on and knocks you down
  58. >"Ith hurths!!"
  59. >You lift yourself up as the pony flops around like a fish out of water on the ground and falilign its hooves around wildly
  60. >"ITH HURTHS ITH HURTHS ITH HURTHS!!!"
  61. >The pony stands back up and you now notice the fishing hook attached to her tongue
  62. >Oh...whoops
  63. >The pony sits down, her fish-like tail...thing lying flat on the ground as she tries to pull on the hook with her hooves, wincing with every pull
  64. >Well, you got this fishpony thing into this mess so you've got to help her out right? You stand back up and reach your hand towards the pony's mouth
  65. "Let me get that o-"
  66. >But the pony suddenly turns her head and glares at you with-did her pupils just change into slits?
  67. >But that's the smallest of your worries as you quickly pull your hand away from the extremely sharp looking teeths that-
  68. >...try to bite your fingers off but instead bite down on the pony's tongue
  69. >The pony yelps with pain as fresh tears form in her eyes
  70. >But you miss the tail now jerking violently as it suddenly slaps you right on the chest
  71. >As the pony moves around in pain and you find all the air knocked out of your lungs you start to loose your balance and you fall off the cliff and right into the chilly water
  72. "Fu-"
  73. >Holy shit it's chilly and salty, going up your nose and burning like a bitch
  74. >In mild panic you quickly swim to the surface and gasp for breath while coughing out some water and shaking from the coldness while every inch of your body wants you to get out as soon as possible
  75. >You wipe your face while keeping yourself on the surface-oh damn all those seaweeds and waves are sending chills down your spine
  76. >The pony is peeking down at you from the small cliff, glaring at you with her still slit pupils
  77. "Help me up"
  78. >You extend your hand towards the pony, who eyes it and then just returns to glaring at you
  79. >You frown
  80. "Come on, I can get that hook off your tongue. Please, the water is chilly and it's difficult to stay afloat in all these clothes"
  81. >The pony's eyes return to normal but she still eyes you for a brief moment, but then she turns around and
  82. >extends her tail thing to you
  83. >...well, if it comes off it's her fault and you're not going to spend any more time in the water if you can help it by any means
  84. >You grab her tail and the pony pulls you up enough so you can climb out from the water
  85. >"Th-"
  86. >The pony tries to say something but stops and winces instantly before letting her tongue out from her mouth
  87. >Ignoring how bad the wet clothes feel on you, or how chilly that nice ocean breeze now feels you stand up and walk to the pony
  88. >Her eyes go to slits again as you move your hand closer to her tongue and the hook, and her body tenses up as she stares at your hand
  89. "If you bite my hand I could accidentally rip the hook off and damage your tongue so...your call"
  90. >Her pupils return to normal but she does not relax, but whatever you're good as long as you don't have to fear for your fingers
  91. >You take a hold of her tongue, and instantly as you do you're suddenly very reminded how you are holding a very pleasant feeling tongue of a sentient being of the opposite sex
  92. >Fighting down the slight feeling of warmth on your cheeks you take a closer look at the hook, and find it to be pretty stuck
  93. >Maybe you should do this at your house with proper equipment and some medical things
  94. >You let go of the tongue and wipe your hand on your pants
  95. "I have fishing pliers at my house so I need you to come there with me, I can't get it out with just my hands"
  96. >The mare seems not too happy about this but lets out a sound
  97. >"thine"
  98. >That sounded like fine
  99. "Now just to find something to cut this line with..."
  100. >The pony raises an eyebrow at you and then just bites the line, cutting it cleanly in the process
  101. "Or we could just do that"
  102. >The mare stands back up and taking this as her telling you to hurry up you start walking towards your house with the unhappy looking pony walking next to you
  103. >As you walk you start to pay more attention to her
  104. >She's orange with a blond mane, has some sort of a fish tail and a fin on her back and other than that she's pretty much a female pony
  105. >you can't tell if it's the way her coat looks like when she's wet or if she's got skin instead of a coat, but there's no scales
  106. >You try to lag behind a little so you could sneak a peek at her behind, but as you slow down so does the mare, so no luck there
  107. >damn
  108. >Soon enough you arrive in front of your house, and the grumbling mare suddenly stops as her eyes go wide with surprise
  109. >"Hhhoah"
  110. >Yes, your house is amazing
  111. >In all honesty when you took the job you were expecting a small cabin of sorts, but imagine the surprise you had when you found a pretty big looking villa as your housing
  112. >You can't help but to feel proud as she now looks at you with wonder in her eyes
  113. "I know, it's just a small little beach house but bear with me"
  114. >You're probably never going to see this pony ever again after this so might as well screw around a little
  115. >You invite the pony in and then tell her to go to the couch while you start digging for the things you need
  116. >One bottle of some weird ass healing potion for cuts and bruises and one pair of fishing pliers later you join the mare who's lying on your couch, looking around
  117. >...and apparently getting your sofa very wet, you should have thought this one trough
  118. "Ok now let me just"
  119. >A little bit of work, a snarl from her and soon enough you get the hook off of her tongue and apply some healing potion on it
  120. >And the wound closes almost instantly, magic's pretty awesome
  121. >The mare retracts her tongue and smacks her mouth a little before speaking
  122. >"It's healed!"
  123. >Her mood seems to instantly brighten up, only to come back down as she gives you a sour look
  124. >"Thanks, I guess..."
  125. >Wow, her voice is dripping with malice
  126. "Hey not my fault I caught a fishpony"
  127. >This seems to anger her as she grits her teeths before answering
  128. >"Hey I'm no fish, I'm a shark!"
  129. >She moves her tail in front of her and shows it to you, and you finally realize why the whole build of her tail seemed so familiar
  130. >She's a sharkpony. Well fancy that, you didn't know of such things
  131. >then again you didn't pay too much attention to the whole lecture you and other Anons got from ponies, history and other sort of boring stuff
  132. "Oh, so you are. Sorry?"
  133. >The pony seems more pleased now and her body language returns more civil
  134. >"What are you anyway? I've never seen anything like you"
  135. >Oh great, this must be the whole explaining humans-thing you read in so many fanfictions
  136. "I'm a human, We're-"
  137. >"Ok, a human."
  138. >Oh, maybe she isn't so interested in knowing about your species
  139. >The pony hops down from the couch and stretches her hooves, and then turns around
  140. >And at the same time her tail hits the potion bottle on your table and knocks it down
  141. >The pony glances at it but then carries on without doing anything about it
  142. >"This house is pretty cool, human"
  143. >You get up and follow the pony as she walks around, making a mental note to clean up the broken bottle as soon as you can
  144. "It's Anon"
  145. >The pony stops and glances at you
  146. "My name"
  147. >"Oh"
  148. >The pony returns to walking and looking around
  149. >Is she just antisocial or crossed at you or what?
  150. >The pony stops walking again but does not turn to look at you
  151. >"Ocean Dew"
  152. >You pause and stare at her as she turns around
  153. >"That's my-"
  154. "Whoa!"
  155. >You quickly dive and catch the vase that was about to fall because her tail knocked it down
  156. >you place the vase back on its place and tun to face the mare who's...is she blushing a little
  157. >"I've got to go now"
  158. >The mare starts slowly heading towards the huge double glass doors and you just look at her go
  159. >but before she steps out from your house she stops and turns to look at you again
  160. >"Thanks for the...you know...help..."
  161. >You just shrug
  162. "You're welcome, next time maybe don't go biting into any lures"
  163. >The mare suddenly blushes just a little and quickly glances at the floor before looking back at you again
  164. >"...tell anypony and I'll eat you!"
  165. >And with that she starts running towards the ocean
  166. >You walk to the doors and close them
  167. >So...that was your interaction with a pony after a while
  168. >somehow you feel like you could have done much better
  169. >A sudden sneeze reminds you that you're still wearing the wet clothes
  170. >...and you even forgot to stare at her plot. This day has not been the best at all.
  171. >But you guess it was kind of nice, interacting with something after a while
  172. >You wonder if you'll ever see this pony again...
  173. "Ocean Dew..."
  174. >You snicker to yourself
  175. "Pffff, do the Dew..."
  176. >Well, time to get changed, or better yet, shower
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