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- >swimming around in the ocean, enjoying the sunshine and your free time with no worry in the world
- >a few fish swim away as they notice you, which makes you smirk triumphantly
- >yes, you better be afraid, for you are a sharkpony, the top predator in these waters
- >another fish shoots past you, making your pupils turn to slits as you feel the strong urge to shoot after it
- >but as you follow the fish with your eyes you see something different
- >a lure with a big, juicy worm attached to it
- >it moves around, almost like it's taunting you...
- >you shake your head, you're not a stinking fish! You're a shark!
- >this sort if a thing...
- >your eyes follow the lure and you slowly approach it, before coming to a stop
- >...this is stupid, maybe you should just...
- >you get tranced once again by the lure before you shake yourself out of it
- >Grrrr, stop moving you-
- >as your mouth chomps down you realise you have made a grave mistake
- >the line instantly tightens as you trash about in the water
- >it hurts! Shit it hurts!
- >but suddenly you notice something else which makes your eyes return to normal and your ears go flat
- >you're getting pulled towards the surface!
- >N-no, if this keeps up somepony ends up fishing you out!
- >you blush crimson as you imagine how much ponies will laugh at you and how shameful it'll be for you, biting into a lure like some dumb fish!
- >you fight against the pull, but the painful tug you feel in your mouth is too distracting
- >and then, you're yanked out from the water
- >time seems to move slow as you stare at not a pony, but some sort of a clothed monkey who stares back at you with equal shock
- >that is, until you impact against it and send both of you onto the ground
- >Celestia's sun shining, the waves drumming the little cliff by the nearby little beach, sitting here with a fishing rod in your hands, enjoying the cool ocean breeze while painfully aware how bored you are
- >You look at the fishing rod with annoyance
- >You don't even like fishing that much, and you have no idea how to properly even prepare the damn thing if you ever caught any, but damn if there's anything else to do around here
- >You are Anonymous and you are kind of bored of your current life in Equestria
- >Turns out that instead of an Anon, a bunch of them got transported into this horseworld and you among others were clearly leftovers
- >So after a housing, far away from mostly anything and a sweet deal of autismbucks later here you are, living in ponyworld, mostly alone and away from everyone
- >No fun adventures, no pony pussy to swim in, no nothing
- >Not even any friends
- >Well, you do have a job actually, but you pretty much have to look at a device once a week and send the reading to princess bookbutt, and other than that you live mostly alone in a very secluded part of Equestria
- >Even all groceries you shop get send to you by mail and it's an ungodly amount of bicycling to the nearest small village where you could even begin to meet any ponies
- >And with mostly no luck in getting friends or laid you just don't feel like bothering to try so much, so here you are, living alone
- >You sigh once again for the umpteenth time this day
- >Are there even any fish in this stupid sea? You haven't caught anything in here, ever
- >Well it's only been 2 weeks but still
- >You could go for a swim, but the ocean is kind of cold and icky to swim in
- >There's forests around your house but you don't feel like exploring too far away from your home base...
- >This is not like my japanese animes at all
- >Well, maybe you're to blame too, if you would have tried a bit harder to befriend the ponies when you originally got here maybe you'd be one of the Anons living and working near the main ponies of the show, or in some big town
- >But honestly you were feeling a bit overwhelmed so you chose this position without thinking about it as much as you should have
- >Yup, you doomed yourself from the beginning, you're going to be alone in this world too
- >But you get shaken out from your thoughts when there's a tug on the line
- >A pretty powerful one actually, you have to stand up and brace yourself so you won't get pulled off the small cliff
- "Whoa"
- >Wow, this fish is really putting up a fight, but damn it all this is the first ever bite you've gotten so you're going to pull this one up even if it kills you
- "Get your fishy ass over here you-"
- >With one final pull you manage to pull the fish...
- >That's no fish, what the hell?
- >You pulled out some sort of an orange fishpony, that is flying straight at you while looking shocked
- "Whoa shit"
- >But it's too late to dodge, the pony hits you head on and knocks you down
- >"Ith hurths!!"
- >You lift yourself up as the pony flops around like a fish out of water on the ground and falilign its hooves around wildly
- >"ITH HURTHS ITH HURTHS ITH HURTHS!!!"
- >The pony stands back up and you now notice the fishing hook attached to her tongue
- >Oh...whoops
- >The pony sits down, her fish-like tail...thing lying flat on the ground as she tries to pull on the hook with her hooves, wincing with every pull
- >Well, you got this fishpony thing into this mess so you've got to help her out right? You stand back up and reach your hand towards the pony's mouth
- "Let me get that o-"
- >But the pony suddenly turns her head and glares at you with-did her pupils just change into slits?
- >But that's the smallest of your worries as you quickly pull your hand away from the extremely sharp looking teeths that-
- >...try to bite your fingers off but instead bite down on the pony's tongue
- >The pony yelps with pain as fresh tears form in her eyes
- >But you miss the tail now jerking violently as it suddenly slaps you right on the chest
- >As the pony moves around in pain and you find all the air knocked out of your lungs you start to loose your balance and you fall off the cliff and right into the chilly water
- "Fu-"
- >Holy shit it's chilly and salty, going up your nose and burning like a bitch
- >In mild panic you quickly swim to the surface and gasp for breath while coughing out some water and shaking from the coldness while every inch of your body wants you to get out as soon as possible
- >You wipe your face while keeping yourself on the surface-oh damn all those seaweeds and waves are sending chills down your spine
- >The pony is peeking down at you from the small cliff, glaring at you with her still slit pupils
- "Help me up"
- >You extend your hand towards the pony, who eyes it and then just returns to glaring at you
- >You frown
- "Come on, I can get that hook off your tongue. Please, the water is chilly and it's difficult to stay afloat in all these clothes"
- >The pony's eyes return to normal but she still eyes you for a brief moment, but then she turns around and
- >extends her tail thing to you
- >...well, if it comes off it's her fault and you're not going to spend any more time in the water if you can help it by any means
- >You grab her tail and the pony pulls you up enough so you can climb out from the water
- >"Th-"
- >The pony tries to say something but stops and winces instantly before letting her tongue out from her mouth
- >Ignoring how bad the wet clothes feel on you, or how chilly that nice ocean breeze now feels you stand up and walk to the pony
- >Her eyes go to slits again as you move your hand closer to her tongue and the hook, and her body tenses up as she stares at your hand
- "If you bite my hand I could accidentally rip the hook off and damage your tongue so...your call"
- >Her pupils return to normal but she does not relax, but whatever you're good as long as you don't have to fear for your fingers
- >You take a hold of her tongue, and instantly as you do you're suddenly very reminded how you are holding a very pleasant feeling tongue of a sentient being of the opposite sex
- >Fighting down the slight feeling of warmth on your cheeks you take a closer look at the hook, and find it to be pretty stuck
- >Maybe you should do this at your house with proper equipment and some medical things
- >You let go of the tongue and wipe your hand on your pants
- "I have fishing pliers at my house so I need you to come there with me, I can't get it out with just my hands"
- >The mare seems not too happy about this but lets out a sound
- >"thine"
- >That sounded like fine
- "Now just to find something to cut this line with..."
- >The pony raises an eyebrow at you and then just bites the line, cutting it cleanly in the process
- "Or we could just do that"
- >The mare stands back up and taking this as her telling you to hurry up you start walking towards your house with the unhappy looking pony walking next to you
- >As you walk you start to pay more attention to her
- >She's orange with a blond mane, has some sort of a fish tail and a fin on her back and other than that she's pretty much a female pony
- >you can't tell if it's the way her coat looks like when she's wet or if she's got skin instead of a coat, but there's no scales
- >You try to lag behind a little so you could sneak a peek at her behind, but as you slow down so does the mare, so no luck there
- >damn
- >Soon enough you arrive in front of your house, and the grumbling mare suddenly stops as her eyes go wide with surprise
- >"Hhhoah"
- >Yes, your house is amazing
- >In all honesty when you took the job you were expecting a small cabin of sorts, but imagine the surprise you had when you found a pretty big looking villa as your housing
- >You can't help but to feel proud as she now looks at you with wonder in her eyes
- "I know, it's just a small little beach house but bear with me"
- >You're probably never going to see this pony ever again after this so might as well screw around a little
- >You invite the pony in and then tell her to go to the couch while you start digging for the things you need
- >One bottle of some weird ass healing potion for cuts and bruises and one pair of fishing pliers later you join the mare who's lying on your couch, looking around
- >...and apparently getting your sofa very wet, you should have thought this one trough
- "Ok now let me just"
- >A little bit of work, a snarl from her and soon enough you get the hook off of her tongue and apply some healing potion on it
- >And the wound closes almost instantly, magic's pretty awesome
- >The mare retracts her tongue and smacks her mouth a little before speaking
- >"It's healed!"
- >Her mood seems to instantly brighten up, only to come back down as she gives you a sour look
- >"Thanks, I guess..."
- >Wow, her voice is dripping with malice
- "Hey not my fault I caught a fishpony"
- >This seems to anger her as she grits her teeths before answering
- >"Hey I'm no fish, I'm a shark!"
- >She moves her tail in front of her and shows it to you, and you finally realize why the whole build of her tail seemed so familiar
- >She's a sharkpony. Well fancy that, you didn't know of such things
- >then again you didn't pay too much attention to the whole lecture you and other Anons got from ponies, history and other sort of boring stuff
- "Oh, so you are. Sorry?"
- >The pony seems more pleased now and her body language returns more civil
- >"What are you anyway? I've never seen anything like you"
- >Oh great, this must be the whole explaining humans-thing you read in so many fanfictions
- "I'm a human, We're-"
- >"Ok, a human."
- >Oh, maybe she isn't so interested in knowing about your species
- >The pony hops down from the couch and stretches her hooves, and then turns around
- >And at the same time her tail hits the potion bottle on your table and knocks it down
- >The pony glances at it but then carries on without doing anything about it
- >"This house is pretty cool, human"
- >You get up and follow the pony as she walks around, making a mental note to clean up the broken bottle as soon as you can
- "It's Anon"
- >The pony stops and glances at you
- "My name"
- >"Oh"
- >The pony returns to walking and looking around
- >Is she just antisocial or crossed at you or what?
- >The pony stops walking again but does not turn to look at you
- >"Ocean Dew"
- >You pause and stare at her as she turns around
- >"That's my-"
- "Whoa!"
- >You quickly dive and catch the vase that was about to fall because her tail knocked it down
- >you place the vase back on its place and tun to face the mare who's...is she blushing a little
- >"I've got to go now"
- >The mare starts slowly heading towards the huge double glass doors and you just look at her go
- >but before she steps out from your house she stops and turns to look at you again
- >"Thanks for the...you know...help..."
- >You just shrug
- "You're welcome, next time maybe don't go biting into any lures"
- >The mare suddenly blushes just a little and quickly glances at the floor before looking back at you again
- >"...tell anypony and I'll eat you!"
- >And with that she starts running towards the ocean
- >You walk to the doors and close them
- >So...that was your interaction with a pony after a while
- >somehow you feel like you could have done much better
- >A sudden sneeze reminds you that you're still wearing the wet clothes
- >...and you even forgot to stare at her plot. This day has not been the best at all.
- >But you guess it was kind of nice, interacting with something after a while
- >You wonder if you'll ever see this pony again...
- "Ocean Dew..."
- >You snicker to yourself
- "Pffff, do the Dew..."
- >Well, time to get changed, or better yet, shower
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