Bro
Look, Ace. I'm telling you this as a friend, because I care about you. You really gotta cool your jets with tall dark and MILF-y. Okay? She is not your girlfriend. And not to throw around the term "damaged goods," but...

MC
I know. I know. But there's just something about her, you know?

Bro
Of course there is. Bro! Bro-- seriously. I get it. The woman is total cougartown for you. She's hotter for your dick than fat people are for cheeseburgers. You'd have to be both dead AND gay not to want to hit it. But what's the first rule?

MC
It's so much more complic--

Bro
Don't stick your dick in crazy. That's the first rule. What the fuck are you thinking? You don't boink someone whose family just died. And look, not to be judgmental, but the whole dynamic you two have is just kind of fucked up. She was calling you Hank back there. Isn't that her husband?

MC
Was.

Bro
Christ, man. And just think of what it's gonna do to Sara if you start something with this woman.

MC
Aren't you the one who told me to break up with Sara in the first place?

Bro
Yeah, and then the fucking apocalypse happened. Bad timing, broheim. But you're kind of stuck together now.