1993 LGPS Argentine GP commentary

19:26:36: <Nuppiz> so here we are in sunny Argentina for the first prequalifying session of the 1993 Life Grand Prix Series season
19:26:55: <DarkMonohue> braggia's first, next :P
19:27:07: <Salamander> :p
19:27:29: <seedstriker> Hopefully, USD can qualify in it's first try
19:27:56: <DarkMonohue> with a bit of luck he'll be first in a main session too :D
19:27:57: <FOM_Lives> hopefully Mori can score points
19:28:00: <Nuppiz> among other upgrades a solid fence has been installed around the lake, so we shouldn't see Danny Ramone scuba diving this year
19:28:06: <Salamander> :D
19:28:19: <Salamander> aw, that was one of the highlights last season
19:31:11: <DarkMonohue> fuck i hate this homework
19:31:37: <Salamander> what homework is it?
19:31:42: <DarkMonohue> english
19:31:55: <DarkMonohue> probably one of my weakest subjects :P
19:32:12: <Salamander> what exactly do you have to do?
19:32:13: EastLondoner the English student watches carefully.
19:32:25: <DarkMonohue> well have you ever read Of Mice and Men
19:32:30: <Salamander> oh yeah
19:32:33: <Salamander> thats a great book
19:32:35: <EastLondoner> You could swap with the amount of reading I have to do this week. :P
19:32:42: <Salamander> i had to read that in english myself
19:32:56: <EastLondoner> My rabbits bring Lennie to the yard and he's like I pet 'em too hard. :P
19:33:02: <DarkMonohue> i have to write 2 pages about how we think about Curley's Wife or some crap like that
19:33:13: <EastLondoner> Old Facebook page I liked when I was studying it for my Lit GCSE.
19:33:52: <DarkMonohue> lol
19:34:26: <Nuppiz> http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc464/Nuppiz/F1C/93ArgentinaPQ_zps1e8cbf21.jpg
19:34:28: <EastLondoner> Don't watch the film, they replace rabbits with puppies and the sick bastards kill some of them.
19:34:39: <DarkMonohue> our teacher made us watch it :P
19:35:09: <DarkMonohue> to be fair she did make a point of not reffering to anything in the film when writing our answers
19:35:20: <EastLondoner> Yeah
19:35:44: <DarkMonohue> Mackenzie top and bottom, nice :D
19:35:48: <FOM_Lives> Wow
19:35:49: <FOM_Lives> two pages
19:35:53: <FOM_Lives> the ultimate horror
19:36:07: <FOM_Lives> there is literally nothing worse than writing two pages
19:36:08: <DarkMonohue> we usually don't have to write that much :P
19:36:09: <seedstriker> No luck in Argentina
19:36:22: <Salamander> yeah, i usually got away with writing less in high school because i made my points pretty concisely
19:36:56: <EastLondoner> Same, because my handwriting is pretty small.:P
19:37:18: <Salamander> i always typed up my homework, my handwriting was shit :p
19:37:25: <Salamander> i could probably write two pages on curley's wife though
19:37:56: <DarkMonohue> actually that reminds me, i think our teacher said we could type it :D
19:38:03: <Salamander> id need to read the book again though, or at least the parts with her in it
19:38:19: <FOM_Lives> well, duh
19:38:19: <Nuppiz> onto main qualifying, now
19:38:37: <FOM_Lives> ... although I wonder how long my bachelor thesis has to be ...
19:39:22: <Rated> Aw Donnelly DNQ :|
19:39:29: <Salamander> yeah :/
19:39:40: <Salamander> davidellas didnt spend shit on upgrades :/
19:40:03: <FOM_Lives> go Mori go
19:40:27: <DarkMonohue> problem with homework that isn't really short is that i usually get too much pressure and end up writing nothing :P
19:41:04: <FOM_Lives> Well, then you better not get a bachelor of arts at a university
19:41:06: <FOM_Lives> :D
19:41:27: <FOM_Lives> because there we're talking 15-50 pages
19:43:10: <Rated> Oh wait, there was a WWE PPV last night ?
19:43:25: <FOM_Lives> aye
19:43:43: <EastLondoner> I thought Night of Champions only happened a few weeks ago?
19:43:48: <FOM_Lives> yeah
19:44:03: <FOM_Lives> it's the usual early Autumn A-PPV-Every-Three-Weeks time
19:45:45: <Nuppiz> http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc464/Nuppiz/F1C/93ArgentinaQuali_zps624efbea.jpg
19:46:09: <FOM_Lives> we note
19:46:17: <FOM_Lives> Mori sucks more than dark's mom :D
19:46:21: <Salamander> looks good
19:46:28: <Nuppiz> weird to see a H.T.M.T.R.T. in 10th :D
19:46:43: <Rated> 25th, great.
19:47:27: <Salamander> sunset 13th
19:47:31: <Salamander> thats not too bad
19:48:01: <Nuppiz> the drivers are all lined up on the grid now, preparing themselves for the start
19:48:20: <Rated> 3 stallers
19:49:22: <Nuppiz> any other guesses?
19:49:48: <Nuppiz> I guess not
19:49:50: <KollesHRT> Gah, DNPQ. Whats wrong with the Northgate cars?
19:49:50: <FOM_Lives> 2
19:51:46: <Nuppiz> 26 six cars more or less scream off the grid for the first round of the long-awaited LGPS 1993 season!
19:52:04: <Nuppiz> two stallers, Will Roberts and Danny Ramone
19:52:17: <Nuppiz> Mazzacane almost stalls as well but gets going eventually
19:56:03: <Nuppiz> oh hang on
19:56:17: <FOM_Lives> Whooo!
19:56:23: <FOM_Lives> I'm the best
19:56:36: <Nuppiz> Mazzacane and Blog got too much on the kerbs in the first corner which put them into a spin
19:56:52: <Nuppiz> both continue but are 25th and 26th, the last cars running in the race
19:58:09: <Nuppiz> and we have another retirement, as Madunochev's engine blows up!
19:58:25: <Rated> already ?
20:01:23: <dark77> lemme guess braggi'as out already
20:03:10: <Nuppiz> ooh more trouble in turns 4 and 5, just like last year
20:03:39: <Nuppiz> J. Voeckler spins and drops down to 13th
20:04:01: <Nuppiz> Vic Sunset spins and drops down to 15th
20:04:33: <Nuppiz> Jericho and Madunochev tangle and both are off, Karimov hits Madunochev and loses a wheel
20:05:11: <Nuppiz> Madunochev continues but the collisions damaged his radiator so badly that the engine cuts off after only a few meters
20:05:17: <Nuppiz> Jericho continues
20:05:18: <dark77> braggia's 2nd? :D
20:05:59: <Nuppiz> Mori and Kjellerup lose front wings in the ensuing chaos
20:06:05: <dark77> fuck
20:06:14: <Nuppiz> VDM has overtaken Braggia for 2nd
20:06:27: <dark77> FUCK VDM CHEAT BAN NOW ARGH
20:08:28: <Salamander> no, jans just that good
20:08:35: <Nuppiz> Mori and Kjellrup pit for new wings and off they go
20:08:37: <dark77> braggia's faster
20:08:40: <Salamander> whats davies' lead up to now
20:08:55: <Salamander> senna was faster than prost, but prost was the better driver ;)
20:08:56: <Nuppiz> aaaand we have more spins in T4-5
20:09:16: <dark77> maldonado is faster than viso, but viso is the better driver ;)
20:09:22: <dark77> :P
20:09:35: <Salamander> thats not true and you know it
20:09:44: <Salamander> visos just as fail as maldolan is
20:09:44: <Nuppiz> both GLB's are on the grass...
20:09:55: <dark77> viso's finished almost every race this year
20:09:55: <Nuppiz> and oh there comes Douglas, he spins and stalls!
20:10:10: <Salamander> yeah but hes a total fucking nuisance
20:10:13: <Salamander> every race
20:10:18: <Nuppiz> van Dycke tries to rejoin the track...AND HITS A SIGNPOST TO LOSE A WHEEL!
20:10:19: <dark77> how
20:11:47: <Salamander> he gets in everyones way
20:11:53: <dark77> only at mid ohio
20:11:54: <Salamander> worst case was at mid ohio this year
20:12:04: <Salamander> he nearly cost kimball the win
20:14:52: <Nuppiz> and more collisions in T4-5!
20:15:17: <Nuppiz> Dave Smith rolls after hitting the kerbs too hard and proceeds to hit the wreck of Tom Douglas
20:15:21: <dark77> also bruno senna > nicolas prost
20:15:21: <dark77> :P
20:15:25: <dark77> :O
20:15:36: <Nuppiz> he loses a front wing but can continue
20:16:12: <Nuppiz> meanwhile Mazzacane's failed attempt at overtaking Zaugg ends up in tangling with Generic instead, both have to pit for a new nosecone
20:18:15: <Nuppiz> 22 cars remain in the race after only two laps
20:18:22: <dark77> :D
20:18:27: <dark77> braggia being one of them :D
20:20:38: <dark77> fomfeed how the hell didn't williams get ROTR in abu dhabi, they were the first 2 cars to retire :P
20:20:47: <dark77> *fom_lives
20:20:59: <Salamander> because ferrari were pretty poor to tbh
20:21:02: <Salamander> *too
20:21:12: <dark77> not as bad both cars last :P
20:21:17: <dark77> *bad as
20:21:22: <Salamander> it was really bad
20:21:27: <Salamander> fernando was awful
20:21:34: <Salamander> kubica was nowhere
20:21:41: <Salamander> worst performance all year
20:22:14: <FOM_Lives> also dark, neither one of Williams's retirements were their faulrt
20:22:15: <Nuppiz> oh, JEV and Jong-Sung using T4 as a launch ramp again
20:22:16: <FOM_Lives> *fault
20:22:27: <dark77> oh :D
20:22:47: <Nuppiz> meanwhile VDM is held up by Dave Smith, Braggia seizes the opportunity and takes 2nd!
20:22:53: <dark77> braggia DOTR
20:22:55: <FOM_Lives> is Mori still alive?
20:24:07: <Rated> Dark77 : http://www.sendspace.com/file/3yg7yx Zeroforce alt CART livery. Changed my number to 69 as 29 isn't avaible :p
20:24:17: <dark77> hehe :D
20:25:26: <Nuppiz> Dave Smith and Marky Howard collide, causing the former to end his race while the latter only loses a front wing
20:25:32: <Nuppiz> Generic retires!
20:26:22: <Nuppiz> and it looks like the Aussie Motorsport cars have had a coming together!
20:26:25: <Nuppiz> both are out!
20:26:44: <Rated> Collisions everywhere
20:26:58: <dark77> should be interesting to see what kind of broken english rant hawkaussie will come up with :D
20:28:35: <Nuppiz> ah
20:28:56: <Nuppiz> Sun has a problem with his car and he stops it on the side of the road, just barely on the asphalt
20:29:14: <Nuppiz> Blog comes in and smashes right into his team mate
20:29:53: <Nuppiz> FOM_Lives Mori is still alive and well in 16th
20:32:45: <Nuppiz> Christopher Arthurs is stuck in second gear
20:35:07: <Nuppiz> looks like the race has calmed down now
20:35:45: <Nuppiz> AND JUST AS I SAID THAT WE HAVE A COLLISION!
20:36:06: <Nuppiz> JONG-SUNG REAR-ENDS NATASCHA ZAUGG!
20:36:44: <Rated> demmet
20:38:22: <Nuppiz> both initally continue despite a series of rolls, but Zugg is missing a rear wing while Jong-Sung escapes with a nose replacement
20:38:32: <Nuppiz> initially*
20:38:52: <Rated> D:
20:38:52: <Nuppiz> Howard retoris
20:38:56: <Nuppiz> retires*
20:39:10: <Nuppiz> as does Zaugg, obviously
20:39:41: <Nuppiz> he may have picked up some of the debris as he was not far from Zaugg and Jong-Sung when the accident happened
20:40:55: <Nuppiz> Car no. 31 (Kim Jong-Sung) under investigation by the stewards - causing a collision
20:42:20: <Nuppiz> 7/26 laps done, 15 cars remaining
20:44:15: <Nuppiz> Sunset rolls again in T4 and loses three positions
20:46:22: <Nuppiz> meanwhile at the front, James Davies leads Jose Braggia by 28 seconds
20:46:36: <Nuppiz> after nine laps have been completed
20:48:01: <dark77> davies blow up pls :P
20:50:00: <Nuppiz> Kjellerup parks it at T5, his race is over
20:51:06: <Rated> At this rate, there will be like 4 or 5 finishers
20:53:41: <Nuppiz> Richard Arthurs gets past Graham due to the latter being blocked by Jong-Sung
20:54:21: <Nuppiz> Graham is infuritated enough to nudge Jong-Sung off the track, although without any visible damage to either car
20:55:18: <Nuppiz> hi, Mazzacane is 13th and second last
20:55:28: <Nuppiz> Kjellerup retired with car trouble
20:56:40: <Nuppiz> yellow flags
20:56:47: <Nuppiz> it's Richard Arthurs!
20:57:06: <Nuppiz> the car looks pretty mangled, hopefully this is not a repeat of Jarama 1991!
20:58:09: <Nuppiz> nasty shot to the side, but he should be able to compete in Brazil
20:58:32: <Nuppiz> Sunset is stuck in 5th gear
21:00:17: <Nuppiz> 12 cars and 12 laps remaining
21:02:05: <dark77> remember how i started hating f1 before? this kind of explains why http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&p=267228#p267220
21:02:55: <dark77> this season is so terrible, i started hating f1 as a whole
21:03:45: <FOM_Lives> http://imageshack.us/a/img547/9574/sebv.png
21:04:14: <Nuppiz> http://i.qkme.me/3puvyz.jpg
21:04:24: <dark77> disabled embedded images so i can't see what taht is :D
21:04:49: <KlonOfEvil> I told the truth about you and nuppiz told the truth about your opinion
21:05:27: <dark77> lol i know it was stupid but that's how bad this season is, it made me dumber :P
21:05:41: <Nuppiz> and Jose Pablo Mazzacane retires in his home GP
21:06:07: <Pi3141> I spent too much on car upgrades.
21:06:26: <KlonOfEvil> actually nobody said anything about dumb
21:06:54: <KlonOfEvil> I, by using an image, called you a whiny bitch and nuppiz pointed out that you ranting about F1 has gotten lame a long time ago :D
21:07:13: <Nuppiz> ooh JEV right on Anker's tail, this could get interesting
21:07:36: <dark77> it's not whining when this is the worst season ever :P
21:07:58: <KlonOfEvil> http://imageshack.us/a/img547/9574/sebv.png
21:08:27: <dark77> it's just VETTELWINSLOL, mclaren and williams are shit, toro rosso can't do strategy and hulkenberg is awesome
21:08:29: <dark77> every race
21:08:38: <Nuppiz> in a way it does, as JEV spins and almost takes out his team mate!
21:08:47: <Rated> still better than 2002
21:08:51: <Salamander> god
21:08:52: <Salamander> fucking
21:08:53: <Salamander> dammit
21:08:56: <KlonOfEvil> >Hülkenberg
21:08:58: <KlonOfEvil> >awesome
21:08:59: <Salamander> jev why
21:09:01: <KlonOfEvil> >every race
21:09:01: <Nuppiz> *almost*
21:09:03: <KlonOfEvil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnZy10O6mpM
21:09:12: <Salamander> i know but really
21:09:22: <Salamander> he nearly cost davies the title last year
21:09:24: <Nuppiz> Davies' quick reflexes allow him to escape the sitatuion unhatmed
21:09:28: <Salamander> :D
21:09:30: <Nuppiz> harmed*
21:09:38: <Salamander> im going to have to have a talk with pasta next time hes here
21:09:48: <dark77> 2002 had alex yoong :P
21:09:59: <Nuppiz> well half the field has been failing in T4
21:10:15: <Pi3141> And 2004 of course had HWNSNBM
21:10:30: <Nuppiz> and now JEV's engine is smoking!
21:10:32: <Salamander> and 2013 of course has TALENT TALENT TALENT
21:10:41: <Salamander> thats karma
21:10:46: <KlonOfEvil> I was about to say the same thing :D
21:12:08: <Nuppiz> and he stops right on the racing line!
21:12:18: <AussieMotorsport> Hawk is here
21:12:30: <KlonOfEvil> yay
21:13:13: <Nuppiz> AussieMotorsport, Sun's car was a dud and Blog ploughed right into him
21:13:22: <Nuppiz> both DNF
21:13:35: <AussieMotorsport> Well no use coming here then
21:13:44: <KlonOfEvil> oh
21:13:52: <KlonOfEvil> you also need to know about Vettel's fail too
21:13:59: <KlonOfEvil> :D
21:14:48: <AussieMotorsport> Really
21:15:21: <Nuppiz> yellow flags...IT'S JAMES DAVIES!
21:15:36: <Nuppiz> JAMES DAVIES' ENGINE HAS BLOWN UP AND HE HITS THE WALL HARD!
21:15:41: <dark77> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
21:15:45: <dark77> BRAGGIA LEADS :D
21:15:48: <HawkAussie> Yay
21:16:40: <Rated> uh oh
21:16:50: <Salamander> :/
21:17:05: <Salamander> HawkAussie :/ :/
21:17:07: <dark77> how many laps left?
21:17:14: <Salamander> Dark77 :/ :/ :/
21:17:33: <Salamander> is vdm keeping up with braggia?
21:17:41: <dark77> go away vdm
21:17:43: <Nuppiz> that's a hard, hard impact as the car is out of control and goes side first into the wall
21:17:50: <dark77> ouch hope he's okay
21:17:59: <KlonOfEvil> injuries incoming
21:18:10: <Nuppiz> Davies is conscious but looks to be in agony
21:18:33: <Salamander> ... well, he doesnt need to drive the whole season to win the title
21:18:47: <Nuppiz> it's T7, the same corner where Madunochev was injured last season
21:19:39: <dark77> how many laps left?
21:20:04: <Nuppiz> Davies is assisted out from the car... but collapses on the grass as Braggia takes the lead!
21:20:13: <dark77> oh dear :(
21:21:41: <Nuppiz> Braggia crosses the line to start lap 19/26, the order is: Braggia, VDM, Davies (ret), Graham, Kickert, FM Voeckler, Anker, Jericho, Mori, Jong-Sung
21:21:58: <dark77> please hang on W12...
21:22:24: <KlonOfEvil> come on
21:22:26: <KlonOfEvil> more retirements on the podium
21:22:37: <KlonOfEvil> VDM must retire
21:22:39: <KlonOfEvil> and so must Braggia
21:22:42: <KlonOfEvil> and so must Kickert
21:22:45: <KlonOfEvil> etc etc
21:22:45: <dark77> fugg off :P
21:23:17: <Salamander> well, this might not be that bad, davies cant really take a hit
21:23:18: <Salamander> at all
21:23:37: <Salamander> so it might just be like a twisted ankle or something
21:23:40: <dark77> this also means Mori will be 8th :D
21:23:45: <Nuppiz> Davies is lifted into the ambulance, which sets off to the nearest hospital
21:28:11: <Nuppiz> Incident involving cars no. 27 (Natascha Zaugg) and no. 31 (Kim Jong-Sung) will be investigated after the race
21:28:58: <Nuppiz> five laps to go
21:29:08: <dark77> braggia's blown
21:29:13: <Nuppiz> Braggia's lead over VDM is 35.021 seconds
21:30:30: <Nuppiz> and another car joins the car park on the back straight
21:30:59: <Nuppiz> William Anker's car finds a good spot between Generic and Mazzacane
21:31:34: <Shadaza> how do I windows 8
21:32:53: <Salamander> you windows 7 instead
21:33:51: <Nuppiz> what the
21:34:01: <dark77> braggia's blown
21:34:18: <Nuppiz> VDM has caught Braggia by 12 seconds!
21:34:23: <dark77> WTF
21:34:24: <Salamander> YEAHHH :D
21:34:36: <Salamander> now you know the true skill of jvdm :D
21:34:58: <Nuppiz> this must be a timing error
21:35:32: <Nuppiz> and it is, F1C's live timings are notoriously inaccurate
21:35:45: <Salamander> dammit
21:35:52: <Nuppiz> the actual difference between the two has been 23.5 secs for a while now
21:36:17: <Salamander> it was 35 seconds before though
21:36:48: <Nuppiz> three laps to go
21:37:13: <Nuppiz> oh, Jong-Sung has overtaken Mori for 7th
21:37:20: <dark77> fuck jongsung
21:37:25: <Ferrarist> Man, xkoranate has some batshit insane race calculations.
21:37:37: <Ferrarist> Gianni Morbidelli just won the 1994 Monaco Grand Prix in his Footwork
21:37:51: <Ferrarist> Okay, Footwork has Mugen-Honda engines in this alternate F1 season, but still.
21:37:53: <Salamander> wat
21:38:42: <dark77> webber 18th
21:38:42: <dark77> wat
21:38:48: <dark77> http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&p=267238#p267238
21:39:02: <Nuppiz> it's the penultimate lap
21:39:05: <KlonOfEvil> like he has been multiple times
21:39:11: <Ferrarist> Wait? Michael Schumacher in a Super Aguri? :o
21:39:18: <Ferrarist> Who wrote this crap?
21:39:19: <KlonOfEvil> Slooooooooooooooowpoke
21:39:19: <Salamander> JJD outqualified melrose :D
21:39:25: <Salamander> yeah
21:39:30: <Salamander> that happened ages ago
21:39:38: <dark77> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM
21:39:41: <dark77> :P
21:40:07: <Ferrarist> Anyway. I recalculated my Monaco Grand Prix, and this time, Damon Hill has won. So we have at least a realistic winner.
21:40:44: <Nuppiz> boo, realism sucks :P
21:41:06: <Nuppiz> OH MY GOODNESS
21:41:10: <Nuppiz> BRAGGIA!
21:41:10: <Ferrarist> Hey, don't call me out on realism! As I said: "Alternate F1". My scenario involves:
21:41:12: <Nuppiz> BRAGGIA!
21:41:15: <dark77> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM
21:41:15: <Nuppiz> BRAGGIA!
21:41:16: <dark77> odpoaksopidkjaposkdpoaksd
21:41:16: <dark77> asdfoisjfdgpojasdoifpg
21:41:17: <dark77> aerte
21:41:17: <dark77> rte
21:41:17: <dark77> ert
21:41:17: <dark77> asd
21:41:18: <KlonOfEvil> matter of fact realism is a bannable offense
21:41:18: <dark77> rt
21:41:19: <dark77> fasdf NOOOOOOOOOOO
21:41:23: <dark77> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
21:41:30: <KlonOfEvil> Rule 2 of the chatroom
21:41:35: <Ferrarist> Ayrton Senna being much earlier at Williams, who also have Chrysler V12 engines in this universe.
21:41:36: <Nuppiz> HE HAS STOPPED ON THE TRACK AND IS CAUGHT BY JERICHO!
21:41:44: <dark77> DOTR TO BRAGGIA DOTR TO BRAGGIA DOTR TO BRAGGIA DOTR TO BRAGGIA DOTR TO BRAGGIA DOTR TO BRAGGIA DOTR TO BRAGGIA DOTR TO BRAGGIA DOTR TO BRAGGIA DOTR TO BRAGGIA DOTR TO BRAGGIA DOTR TO BRAGGIA
21:41:47: <Ferrarist> Alain Prost and Jean Alesi being team mates at McLaren-Renault.
21:42:05: <KlonOfEvil> crash pls
21:42:10: <Ferrarist> Nicola Larini being permanent driver at Ferrari.
21:42:16: <Ferrarist> Martin Brundle staying at Benetton
21:42:19: <Nuppiz> OAAAARGH
21:42:25: <Nuppiz> NOW VDM HITS JERICHO
21:42:33: <Salamander> WHAT THE HELL
21:42:34: <Nuppiz> THREE CARS OUT ON THE SPOT
21:42:37: <KlonOfEvil> YES!
21:42:41: <KlonOfEvil> YES!
21:42:41: <KlonOfEvil> YES!
21:42:41: <KlonOfEvil> YES!
21:42:41: <KlonOfEvil> YES!
21:42:42: <KlonOfEvil> YES!
21:42:42: <KlonOfEvil> YES!
21:42:42: <KlonOfEvil> YES!
21:42:43: <KlonOfEvil> YES!
21:42:43: <KlonOfEvil> YES!
21:42:43: <KlonOfEvil> YES!
21:42:43: <KlonOfEvil> YES!
21:42:43: <KlonOfEvil> YES!
21:42:44: <KlonOfEvil> YES!
21:42:45: <Salamander> FUCKING BULLSHIT
21:43:08: <dark77> this race is a farce
21:43:11: <Salamander> i think that one counts
21:43:17: <KlonForever> aye
21:43:20: <Ferrarist> Plus Michael Andretti and Robbie Gordon are team mates at TWR-Jaguar, while GM keeps Lotus and built it into a proper F1 team (again), with Häkkinen and Herbert at the wheel.
21:43:22: <KlonForever> and dark, you mean
21:43:23: <Salamander> no more farcical than any other lifegp
21:43:27: <KlonForever> "this race is awesome"
21:44:01: <Salamander> ferrarist what the hell have you done to f1!? :p
21:44:46: <dark77> now we're gonna have a fucktard who no one cares about winning
21:45:04: <Nuppiz> drama on the penultimate lap!
21:45:06: <Salamander> i dont think so...
21:45:25: <dark77> the one good thing is that this means a good position for mori if he doesn't blow
21:45:25: <Ferrarist> Salamander: Well, the POD (Point of Difference) is Ayrton Senna going to Williams in 1988, thus making Honda stay with Williams.
21:45:45: <Ferrarist> Oh, Peugeot has taken over Larrousse...and is still a backmarker :D
21:45:56: <Salamander> how does that make andretti-gordon at twr-jaguar a thing!?
21:46:07: <Salamander> also y u no jeff gordon? :p
21:46:18: <dark77> robby gordon once caught the interest of ligier
21:46:20: <Ferrarist> Andretti entered F1 in 1994, while Robbie Gordon...well, let's say that he's Ford "American F1 hope".
21:46:24: <Nuppiz> Rachel Graham inherits the lead
21:46:29: <dark77> http://www.grandprix.com/ns/ns00367.html
21:46:37: <Ferrarist> The Americans have a higher interest in F1, due to every major manufacturer being involved.
21:46:40: <dark77> where's mori
21:47:07: <Nuppiz> Kickert second, FM Voeckler third
21:47:21: <dark77> worst podium in LGPS history
21:47:36: <Nuppiz> Jong-Sung and Mori are hard pressed to complete enough laps to be classified ahead of Braggia and VDM!
21:47:51: <dark77> god fucking damnit
21:47:54: <KlonForever> go Mori go
21:48:03: <KlonForever> push like the motherfacka
21:48:32: <Nuppiz> I think they can just barely do it
21:48:53: <wizzie> POINTS FOR LOLA! :D
21:48:53: <Salamander> ah wizzie, you'll be pleased to know that jjd finished 3rd in race 1 :D
21:48:59: <Salamander> and beat melrose in the process :p
21:50:01: <Nuppiz> and Rachel Graham is the surprise winner of the 1993 Life Grand Prix of Argentina!
21:50:16: <Nuppiz> Pieter Kickert crosses the line second
21:50:30: <dark77> fucking cheats
21:50:33: <KlonForever> no, Wizzie, no points for Lola
21:50:46: <Salamander> indeed
21:50:49: <wizzie> I mean in Batracer you dolt :P
21:50:51: <dark77> he's reffering to batracer you fool :P
21:50:51: <Salamander> they came close
21:51:08: <Salamander> and by close i mean 30 seconds since apparently thats close in darks world :p :p :p
21:51:22: <Nuppiz> Frédéric-Maxime Voeckler comes third, taking the podium he missed here last year, and also scoring Douglas-Cliff Racing's debut points
21:51:25: <dark77> he was 1 position away that's enouhg
21:51:52: <Salamander> wizzie soooooo... does JJD have the mercedes drive yet? :D
21:52:30: <wizzie> Yeah, whatever
21:53:00: <wizzie> Now I just need to pry McKane from HRT and we're set
21:53:11: <Nuppiz> Kim Jong-Sung is fourth, Mori fifth, Braggia is classified sixth, VDM is classified seventh and Jericho is classified eighth
21:53:17: <KlonForever> Well for the new season it's user's choice so if RRR says
21:53:23: <Salamander> fuuuuuuuuuuuck
21:53:23: <KlonForever> "yep"
21:53:24: <KlonForever> then
21:53:25: <KlonForever> "yep"
21:53:27: <KlonForever> WHOOO!
21:53:31: <KlonForever> Points for Namibia
21:53:40: <KlonForever> despite being cheap-ass
21:53:43: <dark77> IIDOTR to mori?
21:53:45: <KlonForever> lord of business
21:53:46: <Salamander> why is braggia ahead of vdm :(
21:53:56: <Salamander> im sure vdm was ahead at some point
21:54:02: <dark77> BRAGGIA STILL SCORES A POINT BITCHES :d
21:54:03: <dark77> :D
21:54:16: <Salamander> al smith is protesting
21:54:20: <dark77> why
21:54:26: <Salamander> because braggia is a cheat
21:54:28: <Salamander> thats why :p
21:54:30: <Nuppiz> that's a valid point
21:54:37: <dark77> no he's just the best :D
21:54:41: <Salamander> really? :D
21:54:56: <Nuppiz> VDM actually completed 100 meters more of the race distance than Braggia :P
21:55:02: <dark77> fuck
21:55:06: <dark77> damn
21:55:07: <Salamander> give him the point :D
21:55:07: <dark77> shit
21:55:10: <dark77> ass
21:55:10: <dark77> cunt
21:55:12: <dark77> bitch
21:55:14: <dark77> dick
21:55:16: <dark77> tits
21:55:19: <Nuppiz> but the retarted game still classifies him behind Braggia, hmm...
21:55:43: <Salamander> it probably only updates after every lap or so
21:55:46: <Salamander> or something like that
21:55:52: <Salamander> if its only 100 metres
21:55:56: <Nuppiz> yep
21:55:58: <Salamander> but still he should get the point
21:56:06: <Nuppiz> VDM sixth, Braggia seventh
21:56:11: <Salamander> wooooo :D
21:56:15: <wizzie> Top lel
21:56:16: <Salamander> justice has been served :D
21:56:22: <dark77> doesn't change the fact that braggia drove better
21:56:34: <Salamander> he didnt drive as far though :p
21:56:45: <Nuppiz> Wizzie you noticed FMV scored four points for your team?
21:56:45: <KlonForever> could you please kick dark for cursing?
21:56:52: <Salamander> thats where vdm's skill lies, in getting his car as far as he can
21:57:00: <Nuppiz> while Douglas drove like a idiot as usual :P
21:57:37: <wizzie> Ah, good ol' Tommy Douglas :L
21:57:45: <wizzie> And yes, I did notice
21:57:58: <wizzie> But it pales in comparison to me finishing 5th in a Lola! :D
21:58:04: <Nuppiz> hang on
21:58:27: <Nuppiz> we've just received information that Kim Jong-Sung has been disqualified from the race!
21:58:35: <dark77> YEASSSSSSSSS
21:58:40: <dark77> MORI 4TH :D
21:58:52: <KlonForever> whooo!
21:58:57: <dark77> VDM 5TH BRAGGIA 6TH :D
21:59:28: <Nuppiz> to be exact, it's for his role in the collision with Zaugg as well as other incidents
21:59:35: <Salamander> cool :)
22:06:32: <Nuppiz> FL: James Davies, 1:43.486 on lap 10
22:06:41: <Nuppiz> ROTR: Kim Jong-Sung
22:07:03: <dark77> IIDOTR: Alik Mori :D
22:07:25: <KlonForever> indeed
22:07:28: <KlonForever> preach it
22:07:43: <Salamander> so, how bad is davies' injurt?
22:07:48: <Salamander> *injury
22:08:36: <wizzie> Davies ded?
22:08:43: <Salamander> no
22:08:48: <Salamander> that would cause a time paradox
22:08:56: <Salamander> worst it can be is until the end of the season
22:09:08: <KlonForever> pime taradox
22:09:23: <dark77> nuppiz can't kill him anyawy :P
22:10:07: <Nuppiz> injuries will be decided later
22:10:59: <Nuppiz> Davies, Richard Arthurs and Natascha Zaugg have a chance of being injured
22:13:47: <Nuppiz> http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc464/Nuppiz/F1C/93Argentina_zps7d513e7c.jpg
22:14:19: <KlonForever> Mori rules forever
22:14:25: <dark77> :D
22:14:25: <wizzie> That one has Braggia ahead of Maeyede
22:14:33: <Salamander> yes
22:14:44: <Salamander> because the game classified braggia ahead
22:14:51: <Salamander> when vdm completed more distance
22:15:00: <Nuppiz> shit
22:15:01: <wizzie> Wait, so how is Davies going to be injured if he suffered an engine failure?
22:15:14: <dark77> he still hit the wall
22:15:14: <Salamander> he crashed pretty hard as a result
22:15:30: <Salamander> remember how piquet's career was finished in rfaf1?
22:15:38: <wizzie> Ah, ok
22:18:03: <KlonForever> now that life gp is finished it's time for the least popular virtual series in Finland again
22:18:39: <Nuppiz> http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc464/Nuppiz/F1C/93Argentina_zps6420652b.jpg that should do it
22:19:05: <Nuppiz> wait, nope
22:19:15: <FOMsFinalFeed> http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=267238#p267238 <--- the last qualifying of the 2010 season
22:21:08: <Nuppiz> http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc464/Nuppiz/F1C/93Argentina_zpsee862d3a.jpg there, there
22:21:18: <Nuppiz> mixed up the reitrement reasons of Braggia and VDM
22:22:11: <Nuppiz> and the wiki is down, conveniently enough