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NCOMAKEEEE!
>Applejack
"Big Mac"
'???'
[Pinkie]
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>Hrm... maybe Ah' should test this thing first... BIG MAC!

"Eyyyup"

>Think'a somethin' ya' did in this room!

"..."

ZAP!

"What, ah', what'cha gonna do with that?"

>Supposedly we can watch it now.

"WAIT APPLEJACK NO-"

SHOOM!

'Oh myyyyyy.... I see why they call you BIG Macintosh. Isn't that right, girls?'

'Tee hee!'

"Eeeeeeyup."

'Why don't you come over here and... give us our stocking stuffer. We've been very good this year.'

"EYUP!"

>...

"..."

>...how.... how'd that Chimera even fit through the door-

"NOPE NOPE NOPE!"

[Oh wow! I didn't know it was THAT kind of party! Put Applebloom and Two to bed, and let me get my 'special' gifts!]

>"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!"

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NCOMAKE!
>AJ
"Chrysalis"
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>...This here.. is a new year...

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN "BANNED FROM EQUESTRIA!?"

>Yep! All our problems are solved!

"HOW IS BLUEBLOOD OR PARTYLAND OR VARIOLUS OR ANY OF THAT SHIT MY FAULT!?"

>...Most of our problems solved!

"You suck at this!"

>AH'M A DANG FARMER, WHAT DID YA' EXPECT!?

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