Dry Bowser's Inkling Chase

Dry Bowser was having a battle at the Urchin Underpass, only to notice a bunch of Inklings hiding in a nearby tree. Dry Bowser stopped his Bone Rattler ATV as he squinted his beady orange eyes, suspicious of the squids hiding themselves.

"What are they up to...?" Dry Bowser muttered to himself as he then followed the trail left by the squid kids, jumping right into the tree as he now somehow found himself in the Battle Stadium, seeing all different racers playing Balloon Battle and Bob-omb Blast while also collecting coins, Shine Sprites, and using Potted Piranha Plants on each other. "Eh? I came from the tree to here...?"
Dry Bowser noticed an orange haired Inkling girl zipping by, prompting the bony reptilian to chase her as he went all around the race track, going through a warp portal that suddenly appeared after the Inkling intentionally dropped a Shine Sprite behind her. Dry Bowser was caught off guard as he then fell into the portal that led right to the rainy Neo Bowser City, with all sorts of weird traps and enemies populating the wet metropolis that weren't expected there.

Dry Bowser: Wha... it led me to here!? Now I know I need to stop messing with mushrooms...

Shaking his head and muttering to himself under his breathe, Dry Bowser decided to press on through the twisty rain drenched roads of Neo Bowser City as he was trying not to get punched by the Bowser Golem that somehow was present as he dodged the bouncing notes that nearly knocked some of his more fragile bones out his skeletal body, with some Deku Babas attempting to snap at him. Dry Bowser zapped the bouncing fire snakes that approached him, accidentally running over some Frogoons as a couple of screaming pillars popped out of the ground and bellowed at the reptilian skeleton, making him more hollow than he was as eventually he reached the Inkling girl, chucking a spiny winged blue shell at her and stopping her in her squid tracks. Dry Bowser noticed that the vehicle the girl Inkling was riding on was a Tri-Speeder, making him shake his skull.

Dry Bowser: (scoffs) You really thought you could get away, huh?

The Inkling kid sprayed some colorful orange ink at Dry Bowser as she smirked, only for her to get bonked on the head by the painted dragon like figure.

"Kid squids... not even once." Dry Bowser stated as he then proceeded to take the Inkling to jail, for having done his duty of providing peace for the road.