This is either a bad art project or a protest intended to change the moral vibe of the 21st century.

I promise to never release the names (and races) of any of the 180 recipients who ignore my letter of concern entirely, as a post pinned to the top of this website on December 25, 2023, for the rest of history to ponder, along with the full text of my letter of concern in its entirety.*

*But read the fine print. (If you’re in a hurry, click the hamburger menu and order #49. I promise you a tasty treat Mi Papi, Tall Poppy.)