Woman: 'My gawd, these Trump people are racist.'
Man in MAGA hat: 'That attitude is what's pushing me to be racist!'
W: 'Say what?'
M: 'Might as well! You say I'm a Nazi so, fine, I'll be a Nazi if that makes you happy.'
W: 'It...doesn't.'
M: 'I bought this Waffen SS uniform for Halloween. You'll cry "offensive" so maybe I'll just wear it every day.'
M: '[shaving his head and receiving a swastika tattoo] I just hate to do this. I feel bullied, really.'"