Triple C's in Equestria

>Day Oneshot in Equestria
>Wake up to the sound of a loud bang
>Triple C
>Cleanse, Crap, Clip your beard
>Walk downstairs gotta have cereal
>Grab yourself a nice and fresh apple from AJ'S gift basket
>More than you got from Rarity
"Generosity my ass"
>Knock Knock Knock
"Oh for fu-"
>On your doorstep is the number 1, bleeding out from a gunshot wound with a note stapled to it's head
>The smell of a barnyard orgy already tells you who wrote this
>Dear Anon, Look up
>In front of you stands no other than the devil
"What the fuck Fluttershy, How the fuck did you do this"
>You exclaim
>"Are One shots your fetish Anon?
>Do you even need to ask?
>You launch Fluttershy into the sky with a roundhouse to her face
>Damn this Body's going to make a mess
>At least you're not
>Fucking Fluttershy