var getNextEvent = (function () {
    // These magic numbers are the max date javascript allows, 100,000,000 Days past the unix epoch, times 86,400,000 milliseconds per day.
    var maxDateValue = new Date(100000000 * 86400000);

    return function(eventData) {
        // This should always get overwritten by the first comparison. It's to assure we don't run into anything wacky in the future.
        var earliestEventID = "abbotsford",
            earliestEventDate = maxDateValue;
        for (var i = 0; i < eventData.length; i++) {
            if (eventData.category === "liveEvent") {
                for (var i = 0; i < eventData.dates.length; i++) {
                    var tempdate = new Date(eventData.dates[i].start);
                    if (earliestEventDate > tempdate) {
                        earliestEventDate = tempdate;
                        earliestEventID = eventData.ID;
                    }
                }
            }
        }
        return getEvent(earliestEventID)
    }
})();