screenplay -- four boomers operate a phone

Screenplay
author: gwen lily
composed: 2024-08-21

~ based on a conversation by drunk bastards, hack frauds, mike, rich, colin, and jim

[Scene]
*four drunk idiots at a roundtable discussion a la red letter media. watch the video*

jim
it's a shame it's so late.. that we' couldn't call him

mike
hi-I'm rich evans. I have a couple of questions about your film geteven. [pronounced unusually as perhaps the filmmaker intended]

colin
[can you] get it on speaker?

rich
oh uhmmm I've never had to do that

colin
well how do you usually record it?

/ rich
I usually I don't record anything I just talk to people like at phone
uhmmm


mike
let me see, have you hit call yet

rich
no

mike
I think if you hit call first ... there's no screen that pops up? ... oh jesus oh

colin
[laughs]

rich
did you call; is it ringing?... is it ringing?

mike
it's ringing

*rich leaves*

[/Scene]