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  1. 2010 Oct 02 16:45:08 <Assmitten> My finger won't stop bleeding, so I had to put a glove on it so I could finish cooking. :p
  2. 2010 Oct 02 16:45:49 <notovny> Amputation is the best medecine.
  3. 2010 Oct 02 16:46:31 <Assmitten> No more Oregon Trail for you, mister.
  4. 2010 Oct 02 16:46:52 <notovny> Guess I'll have to take the freeway, then.
  5. 2010 Oct 02 16:47:39 <Dark_Trepie> Dysentery? Walk it off.
  6. 2010 Oct 02 16:48:01 <jesslla> Oops! You died. too bad.
  7. 2010 Oct 02 16:48:24 <notovny> Jebediah got Airsick!
  8. 2010 Oct 02 16:49:21 <notovny> [U]se Barf Bag [B]athroom in back of plane [V]omit in aisle.
  9. 2010 Oct 02 16:49:32 <Rhayden> V
  10. 2010 Oct 02 16:49:57 <jesslla> V
  11. 2010 Oct 02 16:50:09 <jesslla> Bonus points if you barf on screaming kid.
  12. 2010 Oct 02 16:50:29 <notovny> Jebediah has vomited in the aisle. 3 hours to Oregon.
  13. 2010 Oct 02 16:51:10 * Assmitten has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
  14. 2010 Oct 02 16:51:28 * Assmitten ([email protected]) has joined #rhayden
  15. 2010 Oct 02 16:53:01 <notovny> Pilot 1 is Drunk.
  16. 2010 Oct 02 16:55:29 <notovny> Engine 3 is on fire.
  17. 2010 Oct 02 16:56:11 <jesslla> DAMN IT JEBEDIAH YOU COULD HAVE VOMITED ON ENGINE 3 AND PUT THE FIRE OUT
  18. 2010 Oct 02 16:58:31 <notovny> Air Marshall raided your tray while you were napping! Lost 1 Packet Salted Peanuts!
  19. 2010 Oct 02 17:00:36 <Rhayden> [F]ile complaint.
  20. 2010 Oct 02 17:01:00 <jesslla> [S]teal Air Marshall's gun and get peanuts back.
  21. 2010 Oct 02 17:01:12 <Skadi> S!
  22. 2010 Oct 02 17:01:22 <jesslla> Peanuts are SRS!
  23. 2010 Oct 02 17:02:20 <notovny> Hunting Air Marshall Successful. You got nine packets of salted peanuts, but you can only carry one.
  24. 2010 Oct 02 17:02:42 <Skadi> [E]at 8 packs of salted peanuts.
  25. 2010 Oct 02 17:02:45 <jesslla> [E]at other 8 packs.
  26. 2010 Oct 02 17:02:49 <jesslla> LOL
  27. 2010 Oct 02 17:03:18 <Dark_Trepie> This game is way funner than the original.
  28. 2010 Oct 02 17:03:30 <Skadi> [T]ry and use peanuts to sober up pilot
  29. 2010 Oct 02 17:04:02 <notovny> Pilot 1 is busy trying to land the plane and cannot take your peanuts now.
  30. 2010 Oct 02 17:04:28 <Dark_Trepie> Pilot 1 has died from peanut allergies.
  31. 2010 Oct 02 17:05:32 <notovny> [L]and Plane At Denver International Airport Yourself, [S]hriek "Sayanora, suckers!" and jump out door with flotation device.
  32. 2010 Oct 02 17:05:57 <jesslla> L
  33. 2010 Oct 02 17:07:08 <notovny> Altitude 300 feet, Speed 200 knots, distance 1/2 mile.
  34. 2010 Oct 02 17:07:08 <jeromycraig> I walk in on the strangest converstaions.
  35. 2010 Oct 02 17:07:13 <jeromycraig> Conversations, even.
  36. 2010 Oct 02 17:07:19 <jesslla> YES
  37. 2010 Oct 02 17:07:53 <notovny> [L]ower landing gear, lower [F]laps, [D]o a barrel roll
  38. 2010 Oct 02 17:08:01 <Dark_Trepie> D
  39. 2010 Oct 02 17:08:09 <jeromycraig> ha
  40. 2010 Oct 02 17:08:19 <jesslla> D
  41. 2010 Oct 02 17:08:56 <notovny> Barell roll successful. Altitude 23 feet, speed 500 knots, distance 1/4 mile.
  42. 2010 Oct 02 17:09:50 <notovny> Freeway Overpass Ahead.
  43. 2010 Oct 02 17:10:17 <Rhayden> [F]ly underneath.
  44. 2010 Oct 02 17:10:24 <notovny> 84 passengers have Severe Internal Injuries.
  45. 2010 Oct 02 17:11:03 <notovny> Plane will not fit under overpass!
  46. 2010 Oct 02 17:11:13 <Rhayden> [D]O IT ANYWAYS
  47. 2010 Oct 02 17:11:22 <jesslla> D
  48. 2010 Oct 02 17:11:29 <jesslla> (this should be fun)
  49. 2010 Oct 02 17:11:31 <notovny> Left Wing Lost.
  50. 2010 Oct 02 17:11:35 <notovny> Right Wing Lost.
  51. 2010 Oct 02 17:11:40 <notovny> First Class Lounge Lost.
  52. 2010 Oct 02 17:11:45 <jesslla> Engine #3's fire is now unimportant.
  53. 2010 Oct 02 17:11:45 <notovny> Plane is on fire.
  54. 2010 Oct 02 17:11:49 <jesslla> SHIT
  55. 2010 Oct 02 17:11:58 <jesslla> [P]ee on plane.
  56. 2010 Oct 02 17:11:58 <Dark_Trepie> [F]uck it
  57. 2010 Oct 02 17:12:04 <notovny> 49 passengers have died.
  58. 2010 Oct 02 17:12:11 <Rhayden> [S]teal unattended luggage.
  59. 2010 Oct 02 17:12:31 <notovny> Altitude 0 feet, Speed 400 knots, distance 1/8 mile.
  60. 2010 Oct 02 17:13:22 <jesslla> [A]im for trees to brake plane
  61. 2010 Oct 02 17:13:31 <Rhayden> [P]ull a Keanu.
  62. 2010 Oct 02 17:13:34 <notovny> You can no longer steer the plane.
  63. 2010 Oct 02 17:13:36 * Nailati has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
  64. 2010 Oct 02 17:13:55 <jesslla> [T]ake off BAD DECISION pants.
  65. 2010 Oct 02 17:13:57 * Nailati ([email protected]) has joined #rhayden
  66. 2010 Oct 02 17:14:33 <notovny> Altitude 0 Feet, Speed 0 Knots, Distance 300 feet to runway.
  67. 2010 Oct 02 17:14:35 <Dark_Trepie> [D]ie epically by making out with flight attendant.
  68. 2010 Oct 02 17:14:40 <notovny> 120 passengers have died.
  69. 2010 Oct 02 17:14:46 <notovny> Plane is on fire.
  70. 2010 Oct 02 17:14:55 <notovny> Connecting flight leaves in 10 minutes.
  71. 2010 Oct 02 17:15:03 <Rhayden> [G]o faster.
  72. 2010 Oct 02 17:15:21 <jesslla> [M]ake catapult to get to connecting flight.
  73. 2010 Oct 02 17:15:57 <notovny> You cannot build a catapult in the cockpit!
  74. 2010 Oct 02 17:16:04 <Dark_Trepie> [G]rab two beers and use escape chute.
  75. 2010 Oct 02 17:16:39 <jesslla> [S]teal Air Marshall's sekkrit jetpack to get to connecting flight.
  76. 2010 Oct 02 17:17:31 <notovny> Tarmac: Plane is on fire. Fire engines are here. Ambulances are here. You have two beers.
  77. 2010 Oct 02 17:17:55 <Rhayden> [V]ictory chug.
  78. 2010 Oct 02 17:18:14 <notovny> You are drunk. Connecting flight leaves in 6 minutes.
  79. 2010 Oct 02 17:18:30 <Rhayden> [R]un for terminal.
  80. 2010 Oct 02 17:18:31 <jesslla> [S]teal ambulance to get to connecting flight.
  81. 2010 Oct 02 17:18:39 <Rhayden> S
  82.  
  83. 2010 Oct 02 17:21:12 <notovny> Ambulance: Driving to Terminal. Paramedic is here. Burn Victim is here. Gate 32 ahead, Connecting Filght Boarding there.
  84. 2010 Oct 02 17:21:26 <Rhayden> Assmitten: Stamp of approval.
  85. 2010 Oct 02 17:21:35 <Rhayden> [D]ump burn victim to go faster.
  86. 2010 Oct 02 17:21:41 <jesslla> Ow. Poor Mitten. :(
  87. 2010 Oct 02 17:21:50 <jesslla> D
  88. 2010 Oct 02 17:21:55 <notovny> The paramedic won't let you dump the burn victim!
  89. 2010 Oct 02 17:22:04 <Rhayden> [D]ump paramedic.
  90. 2010 Oct 02 17:22:10 <Assmitten> Hey, don't dump me WTH
  91. 2010 Oct 02 17:22:22 <notovny> Paramedic is in crumpled heap on tarmac.
  92. 2010 Oct 02 17:22:33 <Rhayden> Different burn victim.
  93. 2010 Oct 02 17:22:40 <Assmitten> Oh.
  94. 2010 Oct 02 17:22:41 <Rhayden> [D]ump burn victim.
  95. 2010 Oct 02 17:22:45 <Dark_Trepie> [D]o a hook slide into Gate 32.
  96. 2010 Oct 02 17:22:56 <jeromycraig> I have typo-brain. I just read, "Man I burned my cooter."
  97. 2010 Oct 02 17:23:06 <notovny> While you are unhooking the burn victim, you are not steering the ambulance.
  98. 2010 Oct 02 17:23:07 <Assmitten> You know WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT
  99. 2010 Oct 02 17:23:14 * Assmitten drubs jezzer
  100. 2010 Oct 02 17:23:20 * jeromycraig <3 Mittens
  101. 2010 Oct 02 17:23:32 <Assmitten> You are a white devil
  102. 2010 Oct 02 17:23:39 <notovny> Ambulance runs into baggage truck.
  103.  
  104. 2010 Oct 02 17:24:28 <notovny> Ambulance is on fire. Baggage truck is on fire. Burn victim is on fire. Distance to terminal, 75 feet.
  105. 2010 Oct 02 17:24:31 * Assmitten channels a Kardashian
  106. 2010 Oct 02 17:24:41 <Assmitten> See, now I am on fire, poop
  107. 2010 Oct 02 17:24:48 <jesslla> NO FIRE BAD
  108. 2010 Oct 02 17:24:48 <Dark_Trepie> [R]un.
  109. 2010 Oct 02 17:24:51 <jesslla> R
  110. 2010 Oct 02 17:24:54 <Rhayden> [G]host ride the whip
  111. 2010 Oct 02 17:25:37 <Assmitten> This reminds me of #RSB :)
  112. 2010 Oct 02 17:26:33 <notovny> Terminal. Connecting flight leaves in two minutes. "Boarding Pass, please"
  113. 2010 Oct 02 17:26:45 <notovny> Boarding Pass is on fire.
  114. 2010 Oct 02 17:26:51 <Rhayden> [P]resent fist.
  115. 2010 Oct 02 17:27:02 <jesslla> [U]se Air Marshall's gun.
  116. 2010 Oct 02 17:28:03 <Dark_Trepie> [S]et Terminal on fire.
  117. 2010 Oct 02 17:28:07 <jesslla> S
  118. 2010 Oct 02 17:28:18 <Assmitten> You guys, I would probably hit Q at this point
  119. 2010 Oct 02 17:28:21 <notovny> You do not have time to set the terminal on fire!
  120. 2010 Oct 02 17:28:33 <jesslla> [D]o it anyway.
  121. 2010 Oct 02 17:28:46 * sooze ([email protected]) has joined #rhayden
  122. 2010 Oct 02 17:28:49 <notovny> Terminal is on fire.
  123. 2010 Oct 02 17:28:57 <notovny> You have missed your connecting flight to Oregon.
  124. 2010 Oct 02 17:29:09 <jesslla> [R]ent a car.
  125. 2010 Oct 02 17:29:19 <Rhayden> I think we just lost.
  126. 2010 Oct 02 17:29:34 <jesslla> :(
  127. 2010 Oct 02 17:30:03 <Assmitten> LOL, Oregon
  128. 2010 Oct 02 17:30:14 <Dark_Trepie> [D]ie in shoot out with airport security.
  129. 2010 Oct 02 17:30:43 <Dark_Trepie> [H]ave face shown on six o'clock news.
  130. 2010 Oct 02 17:31:22 <notovny> 6 people in terminal have died. Gate clerk has died.
  131. 2010 Oct 02 17:31:34 <Assmitten> This is the worst best game ever
  132. 2010 Oct 02 17:31:37 <jeromycraig> I love Mitten's new Smittentard.
  133. 2010 Oct 02 17:31:39 <notovny> One Airport Security Officer Has Died.
  134. 2010 Oct 02 17:31:43 <notovny> You have died.
  135. 2010 Oct 02 17:32:20 <Assmitten> Who, Ninnyvon?
  136. 2010 Oct 02 17:32:23 <sooze> You mean Ninnyvon?
  137. 2010 Oct 02 17:32:24 <jesslla> [R]estore to save point.
  138. 2010 Oct 02 17:32:28 <Assmitten> Zamg
  139. 2010 Oct 02 17:32:30 <sooze> oh SNAPPLES
  140. 2010 Oct 02 17:32:36 * Assmitten heart sooze
  141. 2010 Oct 02 17:32:46 <sooze> :D
  142. 2010 Oct 02 17:32:54 <notovny> DISK ERROR
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