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Nobody's Fool [2018]

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[man] Hey, babe. Morning.

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I just wanted to give you a wake-up call.

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[woman] Hi, Charlie. Thanks.

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Love you.

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[Charlie] I love you too, babe.

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Have a great day.

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[woman] Alexa, play "Miss You Much."

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[Alexa] "Miss You Much" by Janet Jackson.

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["Miss You Much" playing]

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♪ Shot ♪

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♪ Like an arrow through my heart ♪

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♪ That's the pain I feel ♪

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♪ I feel whenever we're apart ♪

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♪ Not to say that I'm in love with you ♪

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♪ But who's to say that I'm not ♪

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♪ I just know that it feels wrong... ♪

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Danica, you got this.

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♪ It makes my body hot ♪

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♪ So let me tell ya, baby ♪

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♪ I'll tell your mama
I'll tell your friends ♪

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♪ I'll tell anyone
Whose heart can comprehend ♪

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♪ Send it in a letter, baby
Tell you on the phone ♪

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♪ I'm not the kind of girl
Who likes to be alone ♪

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♪ I miss you much ♪

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♪ Boy, oh, I miss you much ♪

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♪ I really miss you much... ♪

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Thank you. Hey.

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- Morning.
- Busy today.

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It's a normal Monday.

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- Got you right here.
- Frank, here.

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Your money's no good here.

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You gotta stop doing this. I have to pay.

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- Says who, Danica?
- Says me.

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You're gonna lose your business.

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- Here.
- And the rose. I told you I...

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That you have a boyfriend.

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I'm well aware.

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See you tomorrow.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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♪ I'll tell your mama
I'll tell your friends ♪

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♪ I'll tell anyone... ♪

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[elevator bell dings]

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♪ Send it in a letter, baby
Tell you on the phone ♪

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♪ I'm not the kind of girl
Who likes to be alone ♪

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♪ I miss you much ♪

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- Good morning.
- [woman] Good morning.

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Thank you.

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Another day, another rose
from your coffee shop man.

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I keep telling him I have a boyfriend.

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Yeah, well, don't tell him your boyfriend
lives, like, a thousand miles away.

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[Danica sighs]

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Frank has been trying to take you out
for, like, three years.

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Go out with him.

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I'm not attracted to him in the least.

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Can we stop talking about this?

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I need the right headspace
for this meeting.

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Thank you.

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Look at this tiny, adorable box.

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This is the new perfume by Heather Day.

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It's called "The List."

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And it comes with this teeny
little scroll. Isn't it so cute?

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And this feather and ink.

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And it's for a woman to make a list
of what she wants in a man.

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Isn't that adorable?

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And they'd like to market it
as a single woman's fragrance. Hello.

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They've asked us to come up
with a campaign and a website.

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Now, we don't have a lot of time on this,
'cause they're...

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[mimics airplane engine] gonna fly in
from Paris in just a week for the pitch.

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So, I'm gonna need somebody strong
on this one.

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But I'm gonna give it to...
Drumroll, please...

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- Danica's team!
- [soft shriek]

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Danica. [exhales]

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Ooh, congratulations.

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How do you feel?

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I don't wanna know.

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You were not my first choice.

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Just kidding. Am I?

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Um, I don't think I need to tell you this,
but this is obviously very important.

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Yes, I know that. Thank you.

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You know, your annual's coming up
at the end of this month, isn't it?

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I know how you wanna make senior VP,
right?

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And, you know, the board is always looking
for a success story,

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especially around review time.

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How do you think I got this job?

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And these jobs.

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- [Danica] Yeah.
- Right?

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Honestly, I should've gone a size bigger.
Anyway...

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I will not disappoint you.

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All right, let's get to work.

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[man] Hi, Kalli.

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Good morning.

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Just because we're the only single ones
in the group

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does not mean we have a wish list.

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Girl, I know.

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Well, maybe you shouldn't have
written yours on the company computer.

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And maybe you shouldn't have written yours
on the bathroom stall.

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Girl, I got lBS.

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Okay? I get bored.

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Plus, I repainted it.

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In nail polish?

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And what's wrong with having a list, huh?

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Did you know that my mother met my father
after she wrote a list?

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Everything she wrote on that thing,

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my daddy, he was all of it.

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Let me see yours again.

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- Come on. [chuckles]
- Okay.

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Okay.

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- Gimme, gimme, gimme.
- Mm-hmm.

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- "Tall, handsome...
- Yes.

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Great body,

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good job, professional,

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has never been to jail,

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no baby-mama drama."

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What if I told you
that Charlie was everything on this list?

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What if I told you how can you know that?

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- [knock on door]
- Yes?

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Danica, your mother's on line two.

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Thank you.

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You spoke her up.

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This should be good.

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- Shh!
- Go and answer it.

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[beep]

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Hi, Mommy.

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Hey, darling. Listen, I need your help.

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It's your sister. She's getting out.

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Mom...

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Listen, I know you don't want me to think

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that you think you're too good
to give your family some help.

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Especially not after everything
I sacrificed to put you through college.

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Mama, I know that.

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- But...
- Guilt trip.

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- Shh!
- You know, working two jobs,

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having to put up with Buckwheat,
and you know how Buckwheat is, you know?

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And I have to say I did all that
'cause I love you girls.

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You know? And I love your sister.

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She's just... I don't know, she just...

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It doesn't matter. [chuckles]

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She's better now, thank God.
And she's clean.

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- Um, Mama, what do you need me to do?
- Ah.

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Darling, would you do me a favor?
Would you please go and pick her up?

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She asked me to come get her in my car,
but my car's not doing so well.

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If you could pick her up,
I'd appreciate it.

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No.

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- What time?
- What time?

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Honey, it's jail.
She's been in there five years.

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You get there when you can,
like the song said.

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Okay, I'll pick her up after work.

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And, uh, we'll be by your house by six.

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The hell you bringing her to my house for?

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Mommy!

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Do you realize that the last time
she stayed with me,

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all my copper was gone?

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I don't know how she got it out the wall.

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I don't know how she got it
out the toaster.

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My QVC toaster, my favorite toaster.

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That shit cost me $35,000 to fix.

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You know what she made
on that little bit of copper she got?

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29.95.

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- Now, that's a bitch.
- You just said that she was clean.

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I meant she was clean enough
to go to your house.

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See, 'cause you got an apartment.
You don't have any copper.

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Mom, but I do have a toaster.

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Well, then lock your shit up,
or that bitch will take everything.

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Everything.

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- Bye, baby.
- I didn't say yes.

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Your sister really coming
to stay with you?

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Looks that way.

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- [door buzzer in distance]
- [Danica sighs]

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I don't know where Tanya is,
and I done come all this way.

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[Tanya] That's it, right there.

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- I think Tanya got a ride already.
- Now to the left!

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- Eat it!
- [man] I'm not hungry.

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[Danica] Hey, Tanya!

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- [man] No condom forever.
- What?

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- Tanya!
- [Tanya] Hey.

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Oh, shit.

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Hey, Sis! Hey, girl, hey.

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Who the fuck is that?

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- That's my sister.
- Sister, how are you doing?

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Hey, girl. Go on and smack that ass.

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In nine months, you'll have a new nephew.

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What? Boy, please.

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- Okay, I'm going now.
- Yeah, that's it.

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That's it, right there. [grunts]

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Hey, now, don't leave me.

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I still wanna ride home with y'all.

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Girl, is that OJ?

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I'm almost finished. Okay, to the left.

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No, that's a white Bronco.
I know that's OJ.

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- [Tanya] Yeah, boy!
- Girl, I don't care.

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[Tanya] To the left!
There you go, right there.

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I still want to ride with you.
Don't leave me, okay?

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- Just give me a minute. We almost through.
- [man] When I come, you go...

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What? Doesn't look like... Goddamn it!

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- [Tanya] You gonna eat this.
- I'm not hungry.

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I'm a vegetarian.

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- [Tanya] You a what?
- I don't eat pork.

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[Tanya] You gonna eat something today.
This ain't pork. This is roast beef.

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- Eat it!
- Will you stop looking at them.

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I can't help it. It's like watching
a Love & Hip Hop reunion.

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[Tanya and man grunting]

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- Oh, my God. Are they fighting?
- I don't know.

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- [Kalli] Should we help them?
- [Tanya] No, you gonna die tonight.

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Someone should help him.

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[clatter and thud]

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[Tanya] Shit.

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Thought you was tearing something up.

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I don't think so.

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Here she come.

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[panting]

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- [door shuts]
- [exhaling]

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Girl, this car is nice!

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Thank you.

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One of y'all got some hand sanitizer
and some mouthwash?

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Bitch, you need a bath.

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Why couldn't he bring you
back to the city?

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Girl, I don't know him.
He was up here visiting his wife, okay?

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And I needed to get some.

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I've been locked up for five years.

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You know how hard it is
to maintain your virginity up in here?

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Virginity?

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Some of these women
be looking real good, okay?

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Especially the ones that be working out.

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There's this one chick in there,

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- her name Dude.
- Stop.

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Just stop.

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It didn't even say male or female
on her birth certificate.

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It said "hetero-lesbian-sexual."

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- [chuckles] I can't.
- Me neither.

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Girl, we need to get up outta here.
You need to start this car.

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'Cause I don't know if this fool
gonna wake up.

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Yeah, I had to choke the hell outta him.

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Cutting up. I had to teach him.

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I'm sure he'll wake up at some point.

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Why do you keep looking up in the mirror?

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- For the police.
- I didn't kill him. I just choked him out.

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He will come back to air soon.

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They always do.

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I am so happy to be out, though.

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I can't tell.
Seems like you wanna go back.

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No, I am serious, okay?

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I do not wanna go to jail no more.
I am gonna do better.

246
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I promise you that.
I mean, I even talked to the Lord.

247
00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,362
- The Lord?
- Mm-hmm.

248
00:10:53,446 --> 00:10:54,488
Yeah.

249
00:10:54,572 --> 00:10:57,116
- What? You're praying now?
- No.

250
00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,035
Lord, as in "Warlord."

251
00:10:59,327 --> 00:11:01,954
That was my main snack
before I went into jail.

252
00:11:02,038 --> 00:11:03,164
And I had to tell him.

253
00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:07,168
I said, "Lord, I am no longer
gonna be doing anything illegal.

254
00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:11,714
I am only gonna be doing what my
probation officer wrote on this paper."

255
00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,883
- Let me see that.
- Right here.

256
00:11:13,966 --> 00:11:15,760
Yep, I'm doing everything on that paper.

257
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,887
Except for, maybe, like,
selling some weed,

258
00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:19,610
or maybe, like, a hand job here or there.

259
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,283
Or maybe I'll be out here
shaking ass a little bit.

260
00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:24,185
No, no, no, no, no.
You are not selling anything.

261
00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:25,829
What? Girl, how am I supposed
to make a living?

262
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,606
You're gonna get a job.
We're gonna help you get a normal job.

263
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,692
And you're gonna get on the straight
and narrow, okay? You understand?

264
00:11:31,776 --> 00:11:34,153
Why are we talking white?
You never done that.

265
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:36,280
Girl, shit, we gotta talk white
in that office.

266
00:11:36,364 --> 00:11:39,158
But we in the car right now.
Black up, nigga. Damn, come on!

267
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:40,868
- What's up?
- Nigga?

268
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,497
Look, you know Mama said
that I can't stay with her, right?

269
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,040
So, you can't take me over there.

270
00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:48,125
I know. So you're gonna stay with me.

271
00:11:48,376 --> 00:11:49,960
- For real?
- For real.

272
00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:53,714
Ooh! We finna turn
this shit up, y'all!

273
00:11:53,798 --> 00:11:56,092
We finna turn it up!

274
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,637
Free at last! Free at last!

275
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,360
I'm about to go out here
and shake this ass. Can we go to the club?

276
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:05,768
[Danica] Come on in.

277
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,688
- [light switch clicks]
- Ooh!

278
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,608
This is nice!

279
00:12:12,942 --> 00:12:14,360
Girl...

280
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,695
This... All this shit is you right here?

281
00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:19,907
- Okay. You didn't have to give up no ass?
- [Danica] No.

282
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,760
- Get your little butt off the couch.
- Nothing like that?

283
00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:24,954
- This is so nice!
- Your sister makes the upper six figures.

284
00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:26,914
Okay? She's using her brain.

285
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:31,168
Yeah, well, where I come from,
you usually have to use your brain

286
00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,302
in order to get something like this,
you know?

287
00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:35,923
'Cause I don't know no dudes
that wanna just mess with a girl

288
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,050
- 'cause of her brains.
- [all chuckling]

289
00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:41,846
Wait, wait. I do know one dude
that likes to fuck brains.

290
00:12:42,138 --> 00:12:44,098
And that's the dude
that's in cell block D.

291
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:46,517
Geez, Sis. You know what?

292
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,686
Don't get it twisted,
'cause I know some smart hoes.

293
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:51,063
Don't sleep on me. I know some smart hoes.

294
00:12:51,397 --> 00:12:52,690
- You remember Rhonda?
- Yes.

295
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:56,277
Yes. Man, she had a couch just like this
in her apartment in the projects.

296
00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:59,155
But she was a ho. She was definitely a ho.

297
00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:01,740
They don't smell like roaches in here
or nothing.

298
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,826
This is so nice. And look at this.

299
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:08,414
Girl, how you get sparkles
in the back of an animal? Is this a bear?

300
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,517
- What is this? A Care Bear?
- [Danica] Come on.

301
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:11,917
- Come on.
- That is crazy.

302
00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:13,794
- It's gonna stay clean.
- It's so clean.

303
00:13:13,878 --> 00:13:15,713
I'm gonna show you
where you'll be sleeping.

304
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,173
And look at your plants.

305
00:13:17,256 --> 00:13:20,092
Like, oh, my goodness.
This looks like it is outta Avatar.

306
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,762
[gasps] I get to sleep in here?

307
00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:26,640
No four to a cell or nothing?

308
00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:30,394
I haven't been in a bed like this
in, like, five to ten years.

309
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,063
[grunts] Ooh!

310
00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:36,734
Ooh! All these your clothes?

311
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,028
Yup, those are all mine.
I'll make room for yours.

312
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,030
Oh. I don't have any clothes.

313
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,701
I'm sure you can find
something to wear in there.

314
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,035
Go take a shower.

315
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:47,369
This isn't Bailey.

316
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,423
- Her and Bailey broke up.
- [Danica] Kalli.

317
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,250
Wait a minute. Weren't y'all engaged?
Didn't he propose to you?

318
00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:55,294
- Yeah. He's getting married soon.
- Kalli.

319
00:13:55,628 --> 00:13:59,215
What? What happened?
Y'all been dating for, like, six years.

320
00:13:59,632 --> 00:14:00,633
Well...

321
00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:04,303
He met someone else. And he is very happy.

322
00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:06,472
And I am very happy.

323
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:08,724
Okay?

324
00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:10,434
That is bullshit.

325
00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:12,019
She's even going to the wedding.

326
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,187
You gotta be lying to me.

327
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:15,064
- No, girl.
- Kalli, stop.

328
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:17,816
Just... Just, I got this. Thanks.

329
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,110
Um, it's all for the best.

330
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,238
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm happy.

331
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,199
I am dating an amazing guy.

332
00:14:25,783 --> 00:14:27,701
And when did this happen? What's his name?

333
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,246
- Charlie.
- [sighs]

334
00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:33,082
Charlie? So, I wanna meet him.

335
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:34,875
Me too.

336
00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:36,418
You haven't met him?

337
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:38,837
No. When is she gonna meet him, Danica?

338
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,757
It's time for you to go home.

339
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,343
No, we need to work on this project,
and I want wine.

340
00:14:45,094 --> 00:14:47,012
Ooh, bring me back some wine too, girl.

341
00:14:47,096 --> 00:14:48,931
You are not allowed to have any wine.

342
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,058
- Says who?
- Your probation requirements.

343
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,810
AA meetings, get a job.

344
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,312
No alcohol or drugs, and no fighting.

345
00:14:55,396 --> 00:14:57,773
A bitch better not bother me.
I'm telling you right now.

346
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:01,652
Better leave me alone. 'Cause I will
pop off if I gotta do all of that.

347
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,071
- Shower. Go.
- [groans] All right.

348
00:15:04,822 --> 00:15:05,823
I got you.

349
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,202
Ooh! Girl!

350
00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:13,122
This bathtub is everything!

351
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:16,208
Do you know how long it's been
since I've been in a bathtub?

352
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,502
- [water running]
- The water is hot too!

353
00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:20,397
What time they turn the hot water off?

354
00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:23,007
- Never.
- Never? They don't turn it off?

355
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,091
- Forever?
- Yes.

356
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,676
Ah, shoot.

357
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:30,306
When I come outta here, my coochie
gonna be so clean, it's gonna squeak.

358
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,876
I don't want her to know all that stuff
about Charlie or Bailey.

359
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:42,943
You gotta stop.

360
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,404
Hey, sorry.

361
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:51,368
You gotta slowly tell her things,
because, um...

362
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,162
she has to process them.

363
00:15:53,746 --> 00:15:55,122
She can be a little violent.

364
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:57,183
Yeah, well, she needs to be violent
with his ass.

365
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,500
[scoffs]

366
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:01,920
Danica, he proposed to you
and then walked off with that girl.

367
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:03,631
[muffled grunt]

368
00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:05,841
I'm happy.

369
00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:07,259
Hello?

370
00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,387
With myself and with Charlie.

371
00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:12,473
So... So, please,

372
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:13,891
just stop.

373
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,100
- Okay.
- Okay?

374
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:16,185
- Okay.
- Okay.

375
00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:18,145
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

376
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,813
- To happy.
- To happy.

377
00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:20,898
Yay.

378
00:16:22,274 --> 00:16:24,109
I don't think it should be on the nose.

379
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:25,819
- Yeah, I agree.
- Yeah.

380
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,197
The ad should say, "The List."

381
00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:29,573
But that's on the nose.

382
00:16:29,907 --> 00:16:31,384
Kalli, that's the name of the product.

383
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,077
[both laugh]

384
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,870
Girl, you know if you nail this...

385
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:36,538
I know, I know.

386
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,624
- It's a lot of money.
- I know.

387
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,435
But I can't think about it.

388
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,086
- We need to just do it. Okay.
- Yes.

389
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,171
♪ ...make you wanna get this thing in ♪

390
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,840
♪ They call me Tanya
And I will fuck you up ♪

391
00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:49,802
♪ You better not talk to me
I'll knuckle up! ♪

392
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,220
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- Is she rapping?

393
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,764
Yes, which is why we should finish
the rest of this wine

394
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,058
- before she comes out.
- Ooh! Please!

395
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,185
Girl, the corner office,

396
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,104
the huge bonus,

397
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,438
the promotion.

398
00:17:02,106 --> 00:17:03,106
Oof!

399
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,858
- [cell phone vibrates]
- And we're done.

400
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:07,361
Your phone. It says, "Bae."

401
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,196
Is that Charlie?

402
00:17:11,115 --> 00:17:12,116
Answer it.

403
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,828
- Hello?
- [Charlie] Hey.

404
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,664
Damn, I've been thinking about you
all day.

405
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:21,959
That's funny, because we've been
talking about you all day.

406
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,086
Oh. Uh, who is this?

407
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:25,796
It's Kalli, Danica's friend.

408
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,881
Yeah, she told me a lot about you.

409
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,925
She lied. I'm a size six.

410
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,093
[chuckling]

411
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,137
And she's told me a lot more about you.

412
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,139
So... [clears throat]
when am I gonna see you?

413
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,015
Oh... [stammering]

414
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,684
[whispering] Damn, he sounds fine!

415
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:42,604
- Hey.
- Yeah, I didn't know you had company.

416
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:45,592
- You wanna talk later?
- No, it's a good time to talk now.

417
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:46,775
How was your day?

418
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,069
Stressful, but I'm good.

419
00:17:49,153 --> 00:17:50,154
What did you do today?

420
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,781
Well, we got the account that I wanted.

421
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,825
And we are working on it as we speak.

422
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:57,035
Oh, wow. That's great. Congrats.

423
00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,038
I'm trying to be cool, but I really want
this campaign to be amazing.

424
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:04,001
I would be the first black woman
to be a VP in the company.

425
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:07,254
Dang, girl, I didn't know
you was getting married!

426
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,257
You bought a wedding dress and everything.

427
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,467
Baby, can I call you back?

428
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,260
"Baby"? Is that Charles?

429
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:14,946
Is that who you bought
this wedding dress for?

430
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,448
- Did you buy a wedding dress for Charlie?
- I'll call you back.

431
00:18:16,472 --> 00:18:17,752
- Y'all getting married?
- Tanya!

432
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,560
Why did you do that?

433
00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,270
I just wanted to talk to him.

434
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:26,106
[screaming] Take off my dress!

435
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,027
[soft chuckle, sigh]

436
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:34,031
What's wrong with you, homegirl?

437
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,241
Who you think you're yelling at
up in here?

438
00:18:36,325 --> 00:18:38,428
- Who you think... Bitch!
- Come on. I'll help you get out of that.

439
00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:40,454
Don't you know I just got out
of prison, bitch?

440
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,706
Don't you know
you will get fucked up over here?

441
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,430
- Okay, come.
- What do you think this is?

442
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,810
- I'll help you out the dress.
- I'm fresh outta jail.

443
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:48,545
You don't talk to nobody
fresh outta jail like that.

444
00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:50,064
- [Kalli] Come on.
- The fuck she... You think...

445
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,150
You think you won't
get your ass whipped here, bitch?

446
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,092
Tanya! No. No.

447
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,595
- I'm just saying.
- I'm gonna help you take this off, okay?

448
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,078
Do she know who she's dealing with?

449
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,598
- Come on.
- I don't give a fuck!

450
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,910
- You got me working this shit.
- You will get tore up out here.

451
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,393
You will get tore up!

452
00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:06,480
I don't care if your house clean, bitch.
It'll get dirty in a minute.

453
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,399
Ooh! She lucky I didn't punch her
in her damn face.

454
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:10,734
Hollering at me.

455
00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:11,819
I don't like that.

456
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:15,489
You know what? I saw Bridesmaids.
I will take a shit in this dress.

457
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:17,241
Please don't do that.

458
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,325
Look...

459
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,244
I'm worried about her.

460
00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:22,454
She's selling that shit, ain't she?

461
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:25,266
Yeah, I knew you can't live like this
without selling that shit.

462
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,334
No. No, no, no, it's nothing like that.

463
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,503
Look, Bailey broke her heart.

464
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:33,090
She pretends that everything is okay,
but she had the whole wedding planned.

465
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,424
And bought this dress.

466
00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:37,511
She bought it that day. And that night
he told her he'd met someone else.

467
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,055
And then she went into a deep depression,
and she was so sad.

468
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,725
Her work was suffering.
Look, I'm still really concerned.

469
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,629
- Yeah, I'm gonna fuck him up.
- No. She doesn't want that.

470
00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:49,314
You don't know her, okay?
She has a mean streak

471
00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:51,275
and a hood streak, just like me.

472
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,068
We come from the same place, all right?

473
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,611
And we gonna tear his ass up.

474
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:56,572
Your sister has changed.

475
00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:59,575
Dang.
Money take the gangster out you, huh?

476
00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:02,595
That's like Puffy walking around
calling himself "Brother Love" and shit.

477
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,662
Well, you know what?

478
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,497
She got Charlie now.

479
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,374
He's probably the one.

480
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,293
Mmm. That's another thing
I'm concerned about.

481
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,336
Damn, you concerned about a lot of shit.

482
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:14,298
Look, all I'm saying is she met him online
a year ago.

483
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,009
And she doesn't date anybody else.
She only talks to him.

484
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:20,387
Well, that's her, you know? She into that
monogram type of relationship stuff.

485
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,598
Mo... Monogamy?

486
00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,693
Oh, yeah, that's the word.
Yeah, "monogamy."

487
00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:26,828
- That's when just one people, right?
- Well... Yeah.

488
00:20:26,852 --> 00:20:27,895
Just two people.

489
00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:30,188
- Just the two? One-to-one relationship?
- Yeah.

490
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:32,274
Well, I'm concerned.

491
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:35,903
They can't even Skype. He says
his computer or his camera is broken.

492
00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:37,630
And the Wi-Fi where he is
isn't strong enough,

493
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,907
'cause he works on a offshore oil rig.

494
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,367
What the hell is Skype?

495
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,786
Oh, oh! Wait a minute.

496
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:47,915
I know, I know. That's, like, okay,
you know when I was in jail, right?

497
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:51,043
When I was in jail we used to be in
the rec room watching TV all the time.

498
00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,629
And there was this one show
that used to come on all the time,

499
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:54,898
and this what this sound like.

500
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,841
It's on MTV.
It's a show called Catfish, right?

501
00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:01,053
And they... If the person you trying
to talk to on the computer

502
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,764
don't wanna Skype with you,
they probably not real.

503
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,098
That's what's going on.

504
00:21:05,182 --> 00:21:08,143
She dating the ghosted.
She got ghosted right now.

505
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:11,271
So, what we gonna do is
we gonna contact Catfish, right?

506
00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:12,606
No, we contact Catfish.

507
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,817
We gonna email them or call them.
Probably gotta email.

508
00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:19,029
And then we let 'em know what's going on,
and, bam, we got him.

509
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:20,590
- And then we get her some real dick!
- Tanya.

510
00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:24,076
Tanya, I will not be a part of that.
And do not tell her I told you.

511
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,134
All right, I ain't no snitch. I got you.

512
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,306
[Charlie] Hey, babe. Why are you so quiet?

513
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:31,875
I'm sorry. I need to explain to you about
the wedding dress. I know you heard it.

514
00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:35,253
I bought the dress when I thought
my ex and I were going to get married.

515
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,880
We didn't, and I still have it.

516
00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:39,174
I didn't want you to think
I bought it for you.

517
00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:41,718
Well, I wouldn't mind if you did, baby.

518
00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,845
I mean, I do feel
like you're my soul mate.

519
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:48,725
Charlie, what if you met me
and I'm not the person you think I am?

520
00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:51,645
I mean, what if we don't have
any chemistry?

521
00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:53,873
- We're so good on the phone.
- [Charlie chuckles]

522
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:55,315
Don't be afraid of that, babe.

523
00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:56,919
We'll be good together. I promise you.

524
00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:58,318
I wish I could see you.

525
00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:01,363
Yeah, I'm gonna put in another request
to upgrade the Wi-Fi.

526
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,032
But they're on this crazy budget
around here.

527
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,910
- I wish I was there.
- I wish you were here too.

528
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:08,912
Look, I gotta turn in. Early morning.

529
00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,706
But, um, I love you.

530
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:12,082
I love you too.

531
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,333
- Good night.
- Night.

532
00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:19,131
[Danica] Tanya.

533
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,133
- Wake up.
- [soft snoring]

534
00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:27,338
- Come on. Get up.
- I told you I stabbed my friend up.

535
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,351
[sighs] Jail flashback. Sorry.

536
00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:34,646
I'm sorry about your wedding dress.

537
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,232
Oh, forget it.
It's going to be a great day.

538
00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:38,650
Come on. You gotta get up.

539
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:41,838
You have to find a job so you can be in
good standing with your probation officer,

540
00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:43,715
and then you gotta find a place
to go to your AA meetings.

541
00:22:43,739 --> 00:22:45,157
I found this address.

542
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,701
I don't know why I think I know it,
but it's close to my job.

543
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:53,540
I need to talk to you about this
finding a job and being clean and stuff.

544
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,601
I was thinking, if I just had
a little bit of weed...

545
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:56,625
Here, put this on.

546
00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:58,587
And we...

547
00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:00,731
We need to do something with your hair.

548
00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:02,883
[groans]

549
00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:05,802
Would you... Would you stand up straight?

550
00:23:05,886 --> 00:23:07,846
You know it's been a long time
since I wore heels.

551
00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:08,889
Oh, Lord.

552
00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:10,807
Let's grab a coffee real quick.

553
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,142
Well, not really quick.

554
00:23:12,225 --> 00:23:14,895
These heels giving me an earthquake
in my panties.

555
00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,229
[Danica] Let's go.

556
00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:18,857
You know I can't do these heels like this.

557
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:19,858
Keep going. You'll get it.

558
00:23:19,941 --> 00:23:21,621
[woman] I want the one over there, please.

559
00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:23,195
Thank you. Come on.

560
00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:25,489
They let the disabled cut?
I'm sorry, y'all.

561
00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:27,364
Okay.

562
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,950
- Hey.
- Good morning.

563
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:29,951
Good morning.

564
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:31,369
- Hey.
- Hey. How you doing?

565
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,121
- This is my sister, Tanya.
- All right.

566
00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:34,640
- She needs an espresso, please.
- I can help you with that.

567
00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:35,664
I need a joint.

568
00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:37,935
I can't help you with the joint.
I can help you with the espresso.

569
00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:39,270
You're gonna let me pay for this.

570
00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:41,421
- I can't hear you. What are you saying?
- Girl.

571
00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:44,633
You need to go ahead and just, yeah,
move the foam around a little more.

572
00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:47,612
- Your steam not hot enough.
- Yeah, we've been having trouble with it.

573
00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:50,722
You know what? There's a valve on the back
that gets stuck sometimes.

574
00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:53,100
- Really?
- If you look in the lower back part...

575
00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:54,726
I could help you with that.

576
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:56,853
Check it out.
The lower back, it gets stuck.

577
00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:59,523
- Thank you.
- Yeah, but no. Down, lower.

578
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:00,625
You gotta get lower, baby.

579
00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:03,443
You gotta bend over, baby.
You gotta get a little lower. Underneath.

580
00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:05,946
Yeah, bend at the knee. There you go.

581
00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:07,030
- Yeah!
- Tanya!

582
00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:09,741
You, shut up!
Yeah, now you feeling, you feeling it?

583
00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:11,052
- Right here?
- Yeah, right up in there.

584
00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:12,661
- You feel something warm?
- Absolutely.

585
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:14,788
It's a little hot.
A little steamy, a little bit.

586
00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:15,932
- It is hot, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

587
00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:18,768
Now, put your two fingers in there.
You gotta put two fingers up in there.

588
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,311
- I...
- And whirl it around a little bit.

589
00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:22,730
Bitch, move. I can't see him. Move...
Bitch, get out the way.

590
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:24,774
- You should feel something warm there.
- Yeah. Okay.

591
00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,883
Yeah. And then move them around
a little bit.

592
00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:28,635
Yeah, move them around.

593
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,096
Now slowly pull 'em out.
You should feel a little click.

594
00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:33,557
Go ahead and try it now.

595
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,840
- [Frank] That's crazy.
- Yeah.

596
00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:37,537
- Yeah, yeah.
- That's crazy. I didn't even know.

597
00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:39,396
- [steam hissing]
- Look at that.

598
00:24:41,606 --> 00:24:43,191
[Tanya] Whoo!

599
00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:47,093
That's something else, right?
Damn, who knew? How'd you know?

600
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,197
You know, I was in...

601
00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:52,701
I was in charge of the coffee
for all the guards.

602
00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:55,412
- Okay.
- They used to call me Negress Barista.

603
00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:57,557
I got you, but guards, you said "guards."
What'd you mean?

604
00:24:57,581 --> 00:24:59,958
- Yeah. I did a bit.
- Okay.

605
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,544
- How long you been out?
- [Danica] Not long.

606
00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:05,797
She's going down to
the unemployment office down the street.

607
00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:07,007
Danica, unemployment office?

608
00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:09,426
I mean, with the whole felon thing,
that's gonna be hard.

609
00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:10,969
Yeah, I tried to tell her.

610
00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:13,388
- Why don't you just work here?
- For real?

611
00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:15,765
I mean... obviously we need help.

612
00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:17,369
- [Tanya] Oh, snap.
- Isn't this great?

613
00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:18,768
Yeah, for real.

614
00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:21,229
Liliana, get this young lady
an application.

615
00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:24,191
That's what's up. Yeah, this is so dope.

616
00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:25,317
I can come back there?

617
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,651
- Absolutely.
- Like, right now?

618
00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:28,129
- Right now right now.
- Right now right now?

619
00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:29,821
Absolutely. Come on. Come around back.

620
00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:33,200
Feels special coming around the back side.

621
00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:37,120
Listen, I appreciate you
trying to do this for me.

622
00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:40,957
- Absolutely, yeah.
- But my sister is a... bit much.

623
00:25:41,041 --> 00:25:42,209
No, I got it.

624
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:45,128
- I mean, we...
- [Tanya] Where... Excuse me.

625
00:25:45,212 --> 00:25:47,589
Where it say "felon,"
what you want me to put right there?

626
00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:51,092
- I'll take care of the felon part.
- That's what I'm talking about.

627
00:25:51,176 --> 00:25:53,303
All right. You gonna be a good boss.
I can tell.

628
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:56,973
- I can't be responsible for her actions.
- Really, Danica, I got it.

629
00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:58,534
- How hard could it be?
- You should...

630
00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:01,061
Where it say "sex,"
what you want me to put right there?

631
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,021
Uh...

632
00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:04,940
- Female, right?
- What you wanna put?

633
00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:06,608
Plenty. [chuckles]

634
00:26:07,108 --> 00:26:08,318
Just so you know.

635
00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,029
- Plenty.
- See?

636
00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:13,073
You said you got it.

637
00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:15,257
- You got it.
- I did say that, didn't I?

638
00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:19,704
Um, excuse me. Where it say "position,"
which one do you want me to be in?

639
00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:21,706
What position you wanna be in?

640
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:24,542
Well, you know, I prefer doggy style.

641
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,169
But you seem more like a missionary.

642
00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:28,672
But you know what?
I could show you the spider.

643
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:31,150
You heard about the spider? You ain't did
the spider? You know nothing about that.

644
00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:32,634
Just legs everywhere.

645
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:34,886
Just legs. Just, Whoo!

646
00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:36,721
You know I got some legs on me, so...

647
00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:38,485
Wait, I'm gonna show you that spider, boy.

648
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:43,520
Uh... for references,
who do you want me to put down?

649
00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:44,437
Me.

650
00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:45,748
[Tanya] Nah, I ain't never slept with you.

651
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,852
You know what? I'm gonna go ahead
and put Malik down.

652
00:26:47,899 --> 00:26:48,900
Yeah.

653
00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:51,611
Okay. Thank you.

654
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:53,655
Tanya, call me later.

655
00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:56,074
Yeah, girl, I'm gonna call you
as soon as I get off.

656
00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:58,410
Yeah, this should be fun.

657
00:27:01,162 --> 00:27:02,289
Okay, what do you smell?

658
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,418
- Jasmine.
- What else?

659
00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:08,920
- Lilac?
- Hillary?

660
00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:12,299
Yeah, I'm on a strict no smelling diet
this week.

661
00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:13,675
Lost four pounds.

662
00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:16,337
- Amazing, congrats.
- Okay, I came up with something.

663
00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:17,637
Okay, you ready?

664
00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:20,849
"The List.

665
00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:22,642
Are you on it?"

666
00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,729
Sounds scary.

667
00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:27,707
- Right?
- Yeah. I like that. Scary's good, right?

668
00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:29,941
Yeah, it's like Schindler's List.

669
00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,526
- But that was a good list.
- Yes.

670
00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:33,278
Yes, 'cause he saved a lot of people.

671
00:27:33,361 --> 00:27:34,195
- Okay.
- Okay.

672
00:27:34,279 --> 00:27:35,959
I'm just gonna say I think this is stupid.

673
00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:38,908
Okay? Who makes a wish list for a man?

674
00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:42,412
Look, I don't know. I'm just having
a whole issue with the whole thing, okay?

675
00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:45,081
I like other lists. Angie's. Craig's.

676
00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:47,542
I just think most lists
have been dominated.

677
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:48,918
Listen, how about this?

678
00:27:49,336 --> 00:27:51,421
We're not here to judge the product.

679
00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:52,672
- Right.
- Okay?

680
00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:55,383
We're here to just brand it and sell it.

681
00:27:56,009 --> 00:27:59,763
- Brand it and sell it.
- Yeah. Bring back some ideas.

682
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,306
Because we're running out of time.

683
00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:02,908
- Yeah, okay.
- You got it. We can do that.

684
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:04,100
- Thank you.
- Okay.

685
00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:08,271
- [Frank] Son, your mama's here.
- Okay.

686
00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:10,995
Pack your things up. Make sure
you behave for your mama, all right?

687
00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:12,942
And I'll be at your game tomorrow.

688
00:28:13,026 --> 00:28:14,694
- Okay.
- Okay. I love you.

689
00:28:14,778 --> 00:28:15,904
Love you too. See you there.

690
00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:16,987
- [Frank] Bye.
- Bye.

691
00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:20,825
That's your kid?

692
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,454
- Yeah.
- He is so cute.

693
00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:26,164
- Thank you.
- You a good dude.

694
00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:28,578
- Thanks, Tanya.
- You want some? Can I get you some?

695
00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:30,543
Get me some what?

696
00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:32,337
I mean... Never mind.

697
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:33,713
Unless you want it.

698
00:28:34,297 --> 00:28:37,550
But I just wanna show my appreciation
for you giving me this job.

699
00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:39,111
I appreciate that you're appreciative.

700
00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:43,973
Man, when I tell my PO that I got a job,
he is gonna be so shocked.

701
00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:46,338
I thought I was gonna
have to sleep with him or something.

702
00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:49,437
Anyways, all I gotta do is AA meetings
once a week,

703
00:28:49,521 --> 00:28:52,732
and it's gonna be breezy, 'cause my
sister gave me this address right here.

704
00:28:52,816 --> 00:28:54,710
- Do you know where this is at?
- Do I know where it's at?

705
00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:56,694
- It's here. Yeah.
- This is here?

706
00:28:56,778 --> 00:28:58,613
Oh, my... I am so damn lucky.

707
00:28:58,696 --> 00:29:00,633
- Why are you so lucky?
- I need to play the lotto or something.

708
00:29:00,657 --> 00:29:03,937
Maybe you should. You know what? You could
help me set up later for the AA meeting.

709
00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,871
- Cool.
- I wanna ask you something.

710
00:29:06,955 --> 00:29:08,164
You and your sister close?

711
00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:10,875
- Y'all seem close, I mean.
- Yeah, we...

712
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,711
We've been close
ever since we was little kids.

713
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:15,630
You know, she was always the smart one.

714
00:29:15,713 --> 00:29:17,340
I was the one always getting in trouble.

715
00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:19,300
I know you gave me this job
because of her.

716
00:29:19,717 --> 00:29:21,177
Thank you. I appreciate it.

717
00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:22,387
Let me tell you something.

718
00:29:23,304 --> 00:29:24,764
She got you in the door,

719
00:29:25,348 --> 00:29:27,434
- but you got the job.
- Mmm.

720
00:29:27,517 --> 00:29:30,717
Don't be flirting with me unless you want
both of us, 'cause I know you like her.

721
00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:33,356
I do. I like her a lot.

722
00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:36,234
I tried to ask...
Well, actually, I did ask her out.

723
00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:37,652
What happened?

724
00:29:37,735 --> 00:29:40,864
She's always saying something
about Charlie, her boyfriend.

725
00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,240
You know this guy, Charlie?

726
00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,326
Yeah.

727
00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:48,246
Could you do me a favor?

728
00:29:48,913 --> 00:29:51,541
- Anything.
- Can I send an email on your computer?

729
00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:53,352
Yeah. But don't make that a habit, Tanya.

730
00:29:53,376 --> 00:29:55,920
- I won't, I promise you I won't.
- All right.

731
00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:58,798
And let me give you some advice.

732
00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:02,260
You need to push up a little bit harder
on my sister if you want her.

733
00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:05,763
And as soon as I finish sending
this email, all right,

734
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:07,098
I'm gonna take my break.

735
00:30:07,557 --> 00:30:09,076
You ain't even worked half a day, Tanya.

736
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:11,060
Yeah, well,
that's just how it's gonna have to be.

737
00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:13,504
- Also, I'ma need a three-week vacation...
- It comes off...

738
00:30:13,563 --> 00:30:15,440
once I finish my first month,
all right?

739
00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:19,235
I'm gonna give you the best 30 days
you ever had from an employee.

740
00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:22,947
Now we're gonna need to talk about
my 41-OK too.

741
00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:26,493
Yeah. I'm on this.

742
00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:30,497
Okay. Dear Nevvy and Max...

743
00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:36,294
Okay, Danica, think.

744
00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:38,671
[cell phone ringing]

745
00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:41,674
No.

746
00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:43,885
- Hi.
- [Charlie] Hey.

747
00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:45,386
Can you see me?

748
00:30:46,012 --> 00:30:47,972
No. It says, "Poor connection."

749
00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:50,225
[groans] Damn.
I was hoping this would work.

750
00:30:50,308 --> 00:30:53,686
I'm sorry. I wanted you to see the rig.
There's a beautiful sunset.

751
00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:54,938
I wish I could see it.

752
00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:57,565
I wish I could see you too.
I... Where are you?

753
00:30:58,149 --> 00:30:59,317
I'm still at work.

754
00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:02,654
Oh, baby. Go home and get some rest.
You sound tired.

755
00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:05,365
Yeah. Maybe you're right.

756
00:31:06,741 --> 00:31:10,078
You know, if I was there I would have
a bath and dinner ready for you.

757
00:31:10,453 --> 00:31:11,454
You would?

758
00:31:11,955 --> 00:31:12,956
Yeah.

759
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:15,041
And I'd rub your feet, and...

760
00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:19,003
Don't saywhat else you would do.
I can't handle it. I'm so horny.

761
00:31:19,629 --> 00:31:21,506
Oh, okay. [chuckles]

762
00:31:22,298 --> 00:31:24,259
Well, I guess I won't say it then.

763
00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:25,969
Can I call you when I get home?

764
00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:27,303
Yeah.

765
00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:29,681
- I love you.
- I love you too.

766
00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:36,271
Excuse me.

767
00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:37,730
What's going on here?

768
00:31:38,022 --> 00:31:39,732
Oh, it's an AA meeting.

769
00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:40,983
Ah.

770
00:31:45,363 --> 00:31:47,490
Guys, I was getting high for years.

771
00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:51,703
And I was smoking, I was drinking.
I went to jail.

772
00:31:51,786 --> 00:31:53,830
And I turned it around. I mean, now I...

773
00:31:54,706 --> 00:31:56,666
own the coffee shop, right?

774
00:31:57,417 --> 00:32:00,753
So, it's the same thing.
We cannot let the shame stop us.

775
00:32:00,837 --> 00:32:03,131
All right?
But before we get more into that,

776
00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:04,966
group,

777
00:32:05,758 --> 00:32:07,885
this lovely lady to my right,
this is Tanya.

778
00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:10,430
- Tanya, this is the group.
- [group] Hi, Tanya.

779
00:32:10,513 --> 00:32:11,514
Hey, y'all.

780
00:32:11,764 --> 00:32:15,226
Um, I haven't hit the pipe in five years.

781
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,894
I haven't, uh...

782
00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:19,022
I haven't drank in eight months.

783
00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:22,692
And I haven't smoked any weed
or anything in, like, four days.

784
00:32:23,026 --> 00:32:27,447
And my whole thing is, like, why can't I
get a chip for everything that I don't do.

785
00:32:27,530 --> 00:32:29,907
You know what I'm saying?
Don't hit the pipe, that's a chip.

786
00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:32,243
Don't smoke no weed for four days.
That's a chip.

787
00:32:32,327 --> 00:32:33,536
Don't drink. That's a chip.

788
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:36,039
No D. I ain't had no D in a whole day.

789
00:32:36,122 --> 00:32:38,916
That's a chip. I should have a chip
for every single thing.

790
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,543
That's all I'm saying, man.

791
00:32:51,095 --> 00:32:52,764
[door opens]

792
00:32:52,847 --> 00:32:53,931
Hey, you here?

793
00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:57,310
Hey, Sis. I was just wrapping up work.
Do you want a ride?

794
00:32:57,393 --> 00:32:59,270
- Yeah. Let me go get my stuff.
- Okay.

795
00:33:00,563 --> 00:33:01,564
I missed you.

796
00:33:06,194 --> 00:33:08,196
[Tanya] Frank, Danica's outside.

797
00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:13,910
- Hey.
- Hey.

798
00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:15,703
Your sister, she's, uh...

799
00:33:16,579 --> 00:33:18,139
She's a special one. I really like her.

800
00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:20,249
How long were you in jail?

801
00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:22,293
I didn't know that.

802
00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:25,463
Uh, I didn't know you'd heard that.
Seven years.

803
00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:27,048
It was a long time ago.

804
00:33:28,716 --> 00:33:29,717
All right, yeah.

805
00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:33,221
- Yeah.
- Tell Tanya I'll be in the car.

806
00:33:35,098 --> 00:33:36,974
All righty. You got it.

807
00:33:47,985 --> 00:33:51,531
I didn't know that he was in recovery
and that he's been in jail.

808
00:33:51,614 --> 00:33:53,324
Yeah, but he's still a cool-ass nigga.

809
00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:57,620
[sighs] Damn. I mean, Tanya,
has every black man been to jail?

810
00:33:57,704 --> 00:33:59,914
Yeah, girl.
Anyone that is worth fucking with

811
00:33:59,997 --> 00:34:01,666
has been to jail at least once.

812
00:34:01,749 --> 00:34:04,168
That's what make 'em a man.
You know he like you.

813
00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:07,046
- Yeah. That will never happen.
- What?

814
00:34:08,673 --> 00:34:10,633
- Oh, 'cause of Charlie.
- Mm-hmm.

815
00:34:11,259 --> 00:34:12,260
That's right.

816
00:34:13,803 --> 00:34:15,179
Yeah, I got you, girl.

817
00:34:15,847 --> 00:34:16,848
I got you.

818
00:34:19,392 --> 00:34:21,811
[Nev] All right, "Help!
I think my sister's being catfished."

819
00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:23,438
- All right, we got it.
- Catfish, go.

820
00:34:23,521 --> 00:34:25,523
All right, here we go.
This one's from Tanya.

821
00:34:25,606 --> 00:34:28,484
- Okay. Tanya.
- Tanya says, "Dear Nev and Max,

822
00:34:28,568 --> 00:34:31,738
my sister's been dating this man
for a year online." Never...

823
00:34:31,821 --> 00:34:33,948
- A year?
- A year. "And she's never met him."

824
00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:35,116
- A year is...
- Wait, wait.

825
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,510
We're talking about twelve months.

826
00:34:36,534 --> 00:34:39,162
- He says he's on an offshore oil rig.
- Oh, please.

827
00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:40,431
- That's...
- We've actually never...

828
00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:41,682
- I've never heard that before.
- That's new.

829
00:34:41,706 --> 00:34:42,933
- That's pretty good.
- That's a new one.

830
00:34:42,957 --> 00:34:45,960
And he's on a... Let me guess.
He's on an oil rig, so he can't talk.

831
00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,420
Anyway, she's in love.

832
00:34:47,503 --> 00:34:49,630
- And has even bought a wedding dress.
- Oh, God.

833
00:34:49,714 --> 00:34:51,215
- She's invested money.
- Wow.

834
00:34:51,299 --> 00:34:53,176
- She's planned the entire wedding.
- Oh, God.

835
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:55,219
Wow. "Please help. Thanks, Tanya."

836
00:34:55,303 --> 00:34:58,473
All right. Well, let's call Tanya
and see what she has to say.

837
00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:01,184
[telephone ringing]

838
00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,352
- Let me get a bite.
- You get the phone.

839
00:35:05,354 --> 00:35:06,354
[ringing]

840
00:35:06,939 --> 00:35:08,232
Brown Bean Coffee Shop.

841
00:35:08,316 --> 00:35:12,236
Hi, this is Nev and Max from Catfish.
We're looking for Tanya.

842
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,531
No way! I'm the one that called y'all.

843
00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:17,200
I'm so excited. Y'all so fine.

844
00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:19,410
So, Tanya, you think
your sister's being catfished?

845
00:35:19,494 --> 00:35:21,537
I do. Yes, I do.

846
00:35:21,621 --> 00:35:24,791
[Nev] Uh, yeah. I mean, from your email
it definitely sounds like it.

847
00:35:24,874 --> 00:35:27,168
And we wanna help.
I mean, this whole situation...

848
00:35:27,585 --> 00:35:29,980
- sounds a little slippery.
- It sounds like she needs our help.

849
00:35:30,004 --> 00:35:33,508
Yeah. If we got there later today,
could we meet up and find out more?

850
00:35:33,591 --> 00:35:35,384
Yes. Come on to that address.

851
00:35:35,468 --> 00:35:36,594
[laughs]

852
00:35:41,390 --> 00:35:43,601
- I need real coffee.
- Why didn't you get it?

853
00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:47,230
I just dropped Tanya off.
And I'm kind of over flirting with him.

854
00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,648
Did you know he was a felon?

855
00:35:49,232 --> 00:35:51,359
Armed robbery. And he's also in recovery.

856
00:35:51,609 --> 00:35:55,071
- What?
- Yeah. So, the flirting thing is done.

857
00:35:55,154 --> 00:35:57,031
I mean, he may not be too stable.

858
00:35:57,782 --> 00:35:59,742
So, I mean, I thought he was cute.

859
00:36:00,076 --> 00:36:03,079
But last night, I realized
I need to stay away from him.

860
00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:06,249
- You're over exaggerating.
- No, I'm not.

861
00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:09,919
Come on.
Let's go get coffee together and discuss.

862
00:36:10,294 --> 00:36:11,546
- [Tanya] Up.
- [Frank] Okay.

863
00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:14,632
Hey, look who's here.

864
00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:18,344
- Kalli. Good to see your face.
- Hey.

865
00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:22,348
- Danica, good morning.
- Here you go.

866
00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:25,102
Your money's no good here.
You know that, Danica.

867
00:36:25,434 --> 00:36:26,435
Take the money.

868
00:36:26,853 --> 00:36:27,937
Please take it.

869
00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:29,939
Okay.

870
00:36:33,109 --> 00:36:34,735
Danica, hi.

871
00:36:36,279 --> 00:36:37,280
Hi.

872
00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:38,531
You remember Amanda, right?

873
00:36:38,906 --> 00:36:39,906
Hi.

874
00:36:40,992 --> 00:36:42,827
- Hi. [chuckles]
- Um...

875
00:36:44,495 --> 00:36:46,135
Will I be seeing you gals at the wedding?

876
00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:48,666
Yeah, you sure will be seeing us there.
What's up?

877
00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:50,751
- Tanya, you're out.
- What up?

878
00:36:50,835 --> 00:36:53,546
Yup, and probably about to be going back
real soon. Who's that?

879
00:36:54,171 --> 00:36:55,339
This is my fiancée.

880
00:36:55,590 --> 00:36:57,300
Oh, that's the girl
you left my sister for?

881
00:36:57,383 --> 00:36:58,843
- Oh, hell no.
- Oh, no. Tanya!

882
00:36:59,510 --> 00:37:01,178
- Hey, hey.
- What?

883
00:37:01,554 --> 00:37:02,805
- I just wanna...
- No.

884
00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:04,867
[Bailey] It's... Listen,
it's not even like that.

885
00:37:04,891 --> 00:37:07,101
Timing was off,
and we weren't right for each other.

886
00:37:07,727 --> 00:37:08,728
Right, Danica?

887
00:37:10,771 --> 00:37:12,732
- No.
- Let me hear you say that, Danica.

888
00:37:13,441 --> 00:37:16,527
No. No. We weren't. We weren't right.

889
00:37:16,611 --> 00:37:18,779
And she's happy for me, right?

890
00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:20,864
Yes.

891
00:37:21,574 --> 00:37:22,574
Mm-hmm. Yes.

892
00:37:22,909 --> 00:37:24,327
I am... I am happy.

893
00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:25,828
[Frank] Hey, my man,

894
00:37:25,912 --> 00:37:27,413
uh, what can I get for you?

895
00:37:27,496 --> 00:37:31,500
Um, I'll have a latte and...

896
00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:33,502
- Expresso.
- Coming up.

897
00:37:34,462 --> 00:37:35,880
- I got that.
- No.

898
00:37:35,963 --> 00:37:37,274
I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna get that.

899
00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:39,067
- Tanya, I got it.
- I got it. No, fuck this bitch.

900
00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:40,319
- Tanya, I got it, don't worry.
- No, I got...

901
00:37:40,343 --> 00:37:42,821
Get your hands off this machine.
Get your hands off the machine.

902
00:37:42,845 --> 00:37:44,847
That bastard hurt my sister hard, okay?

903
00:37:44,931 --> 00:37:47,492
So I have to do what I got to do.
I'm gonna kill this motherfucker.

904
00:37:47,516 --> 00:37:48,684
But, Tanya, you on probation.

905
00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:51,103
I'ma make this motherfucker a mocha latte.

906
00:37:51,187 --> 00:37:52,438
- Okay.
- Okay?

907
00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:53,606
You all upset.

908
00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:55,709
- You're not making it right.
- What? I'm just saying.

909
00:37:55,733 --> 00:37:58,778
I'ma kill him. I'ma just kill him...
First I'm gonna kill that ho, right?

910
00:37:58,861 --> 00:38:02,156
First I'm gonna kill that ho,
then I'm gonna kill him.

911
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,367
But your sister seem to be okay
with the whole thing.

912
00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:07,411
No, she is very mad.
Trust me, she's mad as hell, okay?

913
00:38:07,495 --> 00:38:10,081
She out here dating a ghost,
and he come up here with her?

914
00:38:10,164 --> 00:38:12,017
- Dating a ghost?
- Yeah, she dating some dude online

915
00:38:12,041 --> 00:38:13,751
she ain't never even met. All right?

916
00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:15,544
Fuck it. I need a break.

917
00:38:15,962 --> 00:38:16,963
Damn!

918
00:38:18,547 --> 00:38:19,787
[Nev] So, this is all you have?

919
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,884
Yeah. I found this phone number
on her desk.

920
00:38:22,301 --> 00:38:25,763
All right, well, let's do a reverse
phone search and see if we get a match.

921
00:38:26,597 --> 00:38:29,809
- All right, let's see.
- You are so fine, you know that?

922
00:38:30,935 --> 00:38:33,896
- Thanks.
- Yeah. [chuckles]

923
00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:36,460
Okay, wait, Tanya, I do need
a little space, though, so just...

924
00:38:36,524 --> 00:38:38,404
- My bad, I'm just saying.
- Let me do my thing.

925
00:38:38,442 --> 00:38:42,405
You're just so beefy. I mean, we would
have some cute babies together.

926
00:38:42,488 --> 00:38:44,281
They would be swirl and everything.

927
00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:47,994
Uh, I actually already have a baby
with my wife.

928
00:38:48,077 --> 00:38:49,117
- Oh, wow.
- So, thank you.

929
00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:51,122
Well, you know what? It's cool.

930
00:38:51,205 --> 00:38:54,417
'Cause I won't tell her or the baby,
'cause I know how to keep a secret, boo.

931
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:56,127
I've done time. [chuckling]

932
00:38:57,044 --> 00:39:01,382
Uh, well, I'm just gonna have to say,
a hard pass.

933
00:39:01,465 --> 00:39:02,717
But thank you.

934
00:39:03,592 --> 00:39:06,345
Okay, you stuck up. He's stuck up.

935
00:39:06,762 --> 00:39:10,099
Max, how about you?
You take me to the maximum?

936
00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:15,771
- Is this happening?
- Yes! Yes, I love your gray hair.

937
00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:19,316
It's what I need in my life.
You know what I'm saying?

938
00:39:19,692 --> 00:39:23,362
Like that young and old
all at the same time.

939
00:39:23,446 --> 00:39:24,989
Mmm! [muffled chuckle]

940
00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:27,575
It'd be like fucking
a young old polar bear.

941
00:39:27,658 --> 00:39:29,243
Be cold and hot.

942
00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:31,454
And I know polar bears love fish.

943
00:39:33,039 --> 00:39:34,623
We're here to help your sister.

944
00:39:34,957 --> 00:39:35,958
Yeah.

945
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:40,046
Okay. Well, if y'all do a good job,
I'll give you some.

946
00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:42,381
It's good, too. It's that vintage.

947
00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:45,009
- You know what?
- Well, look.

948
00:39:45,092 --> 00:39:48,304
Why don't we just get back
to helping Danica, okay? Uh...

949
00:39:48,387 --> 00:39:50,264
And she knows we're doing this, right?

950
00:39:50,681 --> 00:39:51,807
Yeah. Mm-hmm.

951
00:39:51,891 --> 00:39:54,894
That's... Yeah. She wanna know the truth.

952
00:39:54,977 --> 00:39:57,857
All right, here we go. I think we're
about to get... It's coming through.

953
00:40:00,024 --> 00:40:01,442
- Searching.
- [sniffs]

954
00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:03,003
- You do smell good.
- [computer beeps]

955
00:40:03,027 --> 00:40:04,862
- Oh! That's...
- Oh, my God.

956
00:40:04,945 --> 00:40:07,990
- Definitely not the guy in the picture.
- Whoa!

957
00:40:08,074 --> 00:40:10,010
I'll get it done tonight,
put the final touches on it

958
00:40:10,034 --> 00:40:11,744
and hope that they like it.

959
00:40:11,827 --> 00:40:14,455
- Well, it's not knocking my socks off.
- I know.

960
00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:17,500
Get your things.
We'll finish it over wine at my place.

961
00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:20,377
- Uh, okay. [chuckles]
- Okay.

962
00:40:20,669 --> 00:40:22,254
[cell phone ringing]

963
00:40:25,508 --> 00:40:26,509
Hi.

964
00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:29,261
[Charlie] Hey, love.
Good news, I can video chat.

965
00:40:29,345 --> 00:40:30,425
Wait, you got better Wi-Fi?

966
00:40:30,471 --> 00:40:33,099
Well, I'm borrowing a booster
from one of the guys.

967
00:40:33,516 --> 00:40:36,393
He'll be in at 8:30,
and he'll let me use it then.

968
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:38,813
- I'll call you.
- Okay. Well, I'll be home by then.

969
00:40:38,896 --> 00:40:42,650
Great. Yeah, I can't wait
to see your face. I love you.

970
00:40:42,942 --> 00:40:44,985
I love you too. [chuckles]

971
00:40:46,362 --> 00:40:47,362
[door opens]

972
00:40:48,322 --> 00:40:50,241
Yeah. So, that was...

973
00:40:51,575 --> 00:40:54,161
Uh... [clears throat]

974
00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:58,290
Hi.

975
00:40:58,374 --> 00:41:01,293
Um, I'm Kalli, and this is Danica.

976
00:41:01,794 --> 00:41:02,794
So, who... What...

977
00:41:02,837 --> 00:41:04,505
- Hi.
- Can you please stop filming?

978
00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:05,714
- Hi. Sorry.
- Thank you.

979
00:41:06,048 --> 00:41:07,109
- Nev, nice to meet you.
- Hi.

980
00:41:07,133 --> 00:41:08,384
- Hi. And I'm Max.
- Yeah.

981
00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:09,467
- Hi.
- How are you?

982
00:41:09,635 --> 00:41:11,637
Are you friends of Tanya?

983
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,180
- Yeah. Yes.
- [Tanya] Yes!

984
00:41:13,264 --> 00:41:16,016
This is Nev and Max, my new baby daddy,

985
00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:18,102
and they do a show called Catfished.

986
00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:21,689
Yes, where they find out if people
are real on the internet.

987
00:41:23,107 --> 00:41:24,900
- Tanya?
- What? Look. Okay?

988
00:41:24,984 --> 00:41:26,443
Just look, all right?

989
00:41:26,694 --> 00:41:28,338
- This is the dude that they think...
- What?

990
00:41:28,362 --> 00:41:31,532
Is using some other dude's pictures...
And just look at him!

991
00:41:31,615 --> 00:41:33,325
That is not Charlie.

992
00:41:33,409 --> 00:41:35,327
This dude is married,
his name is Lawrence,

993
00:41:35,411 --> 00:41:38,247
and he lives an hour and a half away
from here in a trailer park.

994
00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:40,374
Okay. That is not true.

995
00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,793
Actually, we're pretty sure
that it is true.

996
00:41:43,294 --> 00:41:44,837
And how do you know that?

997
00:41:45,629 --> 00:41:48,191
- Well, this is what we do and it's...
- Although the profile is only a year old

998
00:41:48,215 --> 00:41:49,484
and he doesn't have that many friends.

999
00:41:49,508 --> 00:41:52,595
He told me he doesn't have that many
friends, so what does that prove?

1000
00:41:52,678 --> 00:41:55,723
Look, Danica,
I know this isn't easy for you.

1001
00:41:56,432 --> 00:41:59,435
- This can be embarrassing.
- I'm not embarrassed.

1002
00:41:59,518 --> 00:42:01,562
It's not embarrassing at all.
I mean, he...

1003
00:42:02,479 --> 00:42:05,524
We're pretty sure that the guy
you're talking to isn't real.

1004
00:42:06,025 --> 00:42:07,776
- Not real.
- I know he's real.

1005
00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:10,905
- I've talked to him.
- But have you ever seen him?

1006
00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:12,781
Yes.

1007
00:42:13,866 --> 00:42:16,285
No. No. But, I mean...

1008
00:42:16,368 --> 00:42:19,121
- FaceTime? Video chat? Anything? Snapchat?
- Skype?

1009
00:42:21,457 --> 00:42:23,500
Enough, okay? Everybody, enough.

1010
00:42:23,918 --> 00:42:27,338
He's gonna call me at 8:30.
What is that, what, 16 minutes?

1011
00:42:27,421 --> 00:42:29,131
And we can all see him.

1012
00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:31,926
- If he's real.
- Oh, he's real, Max.

1013
00:42:32,468 --> 00:42:33,886
He's real. [scoffs]

1014
00:42:33,969 --> 00:42:37,932
And I'm right. Okay?
So, everybody, have a seat! Please.

1015
00:42:39,308 --> 00:42:40,559
- Thank you.
- [Nev] Okay.

1016
00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:42,810
[Danica groans]

1017
00:42:52,863 --> 00:42:55,616
I'll just get up. Sorry.
Just gonna go this way.

1018
00:42:57,034 --> 00:42:58,535
Dang, it's like that, Max?

1019
00:42:59,161 --> 00:43:00,162
Okay.

1020
00:43:00,788 --> 00:43:02,456
- Weak knees.
- Mmm.

1021
00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:05,542
Shall we light up some weed?

1022
00:43:07,044 --> 00:43:09,171
Let me guess. He's usually late.

1023
00:43:09,546 --> 00:43:10,714
He will call.

1024
00:43:15,636 --> 00:43:16,720
Maybe you should call him.

1025
00:43:18,931 --> 00:43:20,015
He's going to call.

1026
00:43:25,688 --> 00:43:27,147
[Kalli] Danica, it's getting late.

1027
00:43:27,231 --> 00:43:29,911
And we have to get this project done
for our meeting in the morning.

1028
00:43:37,116 --> 00:43:40,995
Look, I'm sorry.
We were asking about him online,

1029
00:43:41,078 --> 00:43:44,164
we talked to a few of his friends.
Maybe he got cold feet.

1030
00:43:44,540 --> 00:43:49,086
Or sometimes when people find out
that we're making a show

1031
00:43:49,169 --> 00:43:51,630
and it involves them, they'll disappear.

1032
00:43:53,007 --> 00:43:54,008
He'll call.

1033
00:43:54,967 --> 00:43:57,177
We really should be going.

1034
00:43:57,261 --> 00:44:01,223
Yeah, and you don't deserve
to be treated like this.

1035
00:44:05,144 --> 00:44:07,021
I'm sorry you've been catfished.

1036
00:44:11,150 --> 00:44:14,361
[Tanya] Wait a minute, guys.
Wait a minute. Maybe I can roll with you.

1037
00:44:14,445 --> 00:44:15,446
What?

1038
00:44:16,405 --> 00:44:17,406
All right, then.

1039
00:44:19,783 --> 00:44:20,951
- Danica.
- Go.

1040
00:44:22,244 --> 00:44:23,370
I'll finish the project.

1041
00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:25,998
- No, I'll stay.
- Go.

1042
00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:29,043
Just go, please.

1043
00:44:30,794 --> 00:44:32,046
Are you okay?

1044
00:44:32,463 --> 00:44:33,464
Go, Kalli.

1045
00:44:35,257 --> 00:44:36,258
Okay.

1046
00:44:38,761 --> 00:44:41,096
[R&B song playing]

1047
00:45:29,353 --> 00:45:30,854
[song fades]

1048
00:45:30,938 --> 00:45:32,940
Don't tell me you've been
sitting there all night

1049
00:45:33,023 --> 00:45:34,775
waiting for that bastard to call you.

1050
00:45:35,067 --> 00:45:36,110
No, I was working.

1051
00:45:37,403 --> 00:45:38,695
There's nothing on that screen.

1052
00:45:40,406 --> 00:45:41,532
You think this is funny.

1053
00:45:41,949 --> 00:45:44,410
No, look at your eyes all puffy.

1054
00:45:44,493 --> 00:45:46,829
And you got to be at work.
It's almost nine o'clock.

1055
00:45:47,287 --> 00:45:49,706
Come on, okay? You got played.

1056
00:45:50,165 --> 00:45:51,333
Get over it.

1057
00:45:52,376 --> 00:45:53,377
Okay?

1058
00:45:54,628 --> 00:45:55,754
This is sad.

1059
00:45:56,755 --> 00:45:57,881
Can't believe this.

1060
00:46:00,676 --> 00:46:01,885
Anything left in here?

1061
00:46:01,969 --> 00:46:03,345
I'll tell you what's sad.

1062
00:46:03,846 --> 00:46:05,973
Being in and out of jail

1063
00:46:06,056 --> 00:46:08,725
and sleeping with everything that moves.

1064
00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:13,689
Not to mention all those tattoos
you got for Reginald spelled wrong.

1065
00:46:14,481 --> 00:46:17,985
I know you my sister,
but I will fuck you up.

1066
00:46:18,068 --> 00:46:20,863
I don't need this.
I don't need none of this shit.

1067
00:46:21,822 --> 00:46:23,502
Know what? I don't even need to stay here.

1068
00:46:24,074 --> 00:46:26,201
- I'm gone.
- Then go.

1069
00:46:26,577 --> 00:46:30,539
And you don't spell bitch B-I-C-H.
It's B-I-T-C-H.

1070
00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:33,834
It's a creative artistic choice, bitch!

1071
00:46:36,003 --> 00:46:38,422
I'll slap the black off your ass. Shut up.

1072
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,091
[door slams]

1073
00:46:41,550 --> 00:46:43,427
No, wait, I need to get my shit!

1074
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:49,641
Mama?

1075
00:46:51,268 --> 00:46:53,395
- Mama, it's Tanya.
- Who?

1076
00:46:53,479 --> 00:46:54,855
It's Tanya!

1077
00:46:54,938 --> 00:46:56,607
Oh, no. Tanya no here.

1078
00:46:56,690 --> 00:46:58,233
Mama, I know it's you.

1079
00:46:58,317 --> 00:47:00,194
No, "it's you" no here, either.

1080
00:47:00,277 --> 00:47:01,862
Mama, I hear you at the window.

1081
00:47:02,738 --> 00:47:04,406
I no know, I no know. What...

1082
00:47:04,490 --> 00:47:06,158
Mama, I know it's you!

1083
00:47:06,241 --> 00:47:07,910
Well, what do you want?

1084
00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:09,578
Danica put me out.

1085
00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:12,748
Mama, I need a place to stay.

1086
00:47:15,834 --> 00:47:16,960
You smoking weed?

1087
00:47:18,045 --> 00:47:19,046
No, I...

1088
00:47:20,005 --> 00:47:21,089
I have arthritis.

1089
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,300
Is that hereditary?

1090
00:47:24,801 --> 00:47:26,011
No, it's arthritis.

1091
00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:28,180
Why did she put you out?

1092
00:47:28,263 --> 00:47:29,973
She mad at me 'cause she got catfished.

1093
00:47:30,349 --> 00:47:32,559
- Who, by Charlie?
- Yeah, you know him?

1094
00:47:32,643 --> 00:47:35,812
Yeah. I don't know him, I know about him.
He's just...

1095
00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:37,231
seemed too good to be true.

1096
00:47:38,065 --> 00:47:39,608
I guess you just gotta call her.

1097
00:47:39,691 --> 00:47:42,361
Mama, I just told you she put me out.

1098
00:47:43,070 --> 00:47:47,157
It's so funny.
This connection is so rickety. Hello?

1099
00:47:47,616 --> 00:47:49,660
What? Mama, you in the window.

1100
00:47:49,743 --> 00:47:51,370
No, I can't... I'm sorry, what?

1101
00:47:51,662 --> 00:47:54,557
- We not on no cell phone, Mama.
- I can't hear you, baby. I can't hear...

1102
00:47:54,581 --> 00:47:56,261
- Oh, my goodness. I can't hear ya.
- Mama!

1103
00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:57,685
- I don't know what's happening.
- Mama, stop playing.

1104
00:47:57,709 --> 00:47:59,312
- The whole thing is all messed up.
- Mama, don't play like that.

1105
00:47:59,336 --> 00:48:02,256
- Just feel bad about the whole thing.
- What?

1106
00:48:02,339 --> 00:48:03,924
Mama, where I'ma stay?

1107
00:48:04,007 --> 00:48:05,300
Mama, where am I gonna stay?

1108
00:48:05,842 --> 00:48:06,843
Mama?

1109
00:48:07,177 --> 00:48:09,179
Mom? Mama?

1110
00:48:09,471 --> 00:48:11,515
Why you gonna do me like this, Ma?

1111
00:48:11,848 --> 00:48:12,849
Mama?

1112
00:48:24,945 --> 00:48:25,946
Hey.

1113
00:48:27,114 --> 00:48:28,794
Hey, you can't be
out here sleeping, ma'am.

1114
00:48:28,991 --> 00:48:30,450
- Ma'am.
- I ain't got no phone!

1115
00:48:30,784 --> 00:48:32,544
- Shit.
- Tanya, I thought you were homeless.

1116
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,496
I thought you was the police.

1117
00:48:34,997 --> 00:48:38,375
So, I'm like, "Girl, if he real,
have him call you."

1118
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:39,769
- Right.
- And then he didn't call,

1119
00:48:39,793 --> 00:48:41,336
and then she wanna get all mad at me.

1120
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,439
Wait a minute. So, the dude ain't real?

1121
00:48:43,463 --> 00:48:46,133
No, the dude ain't real!
And she trying to get all mad at me.

1122
00:48:46,216 --> 00:48:49,595
And I'm like, "Bitch, don't play with me.
I will fuck you up, okay?

1123
00:48:49,678 --> 00:48:52,097
I'm your sister and I been looking out
for your bitch ass.

1124
00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:54,534
Keep on messing with me, see what
happens. I was trying to look out for you.

1125
00:48:54,558 --> 00:48:56,411
Why you getting closer, bitch?
Why you getting closer?

1126
00:48:56,435 --> 00:48:57,537
- Tanya!
- Get up outta my face!"

1127
00:48:57,561 --> 00:48:58,770
- Tanya! Tanya.
- What?

1128
00:48:59,146 --> 00:49:01,398
- That's your sister!
- Have you seen The First 48?

1129
00:49:01,481 --> 00:49:02,899
- First 48?
- Yeah, The First 48.

1130
00:49:02,983 --> 00:49:06,278
They say on that when somebody get killed,
check with the family first,

1131
00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:08,238
'cause most likely it's a family member.

1132
00:49:08,322 --> 00:49:11,116
I will F-U-C-K some D-N-A U-P.

1133
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,452
Follow my shit, nigga!

1134
00:49:19,374 --> 00:49:22,085
- Girl, you look like hell.
- Sorry.

1135
00:49:22,169 --> 00:49:23,295
Come on, they're waiting.

1136
00:49:25,172 --> 00:49:26,173
Did you get it done?

1137
00:49:28,759 --> 00:49:30,052
Did you get it done?

1138
00:49:31,261 --> 00:49:34,806
Look, I know this is hard for you,
but this is your job.

1139
00:49:35,098 --> 00:49:36,642
That promotion is yours, but...

1140
00:49:36,725 --> 00:49:38,477
What is going on with this hair?

1141
00:49:39,478 --> 00:49:40,562
I'm trying to help you.

1142
00:49:40,646 --> 00:49:42,086
- You look a mess.
- [Lauren] Ladies!

1143
00:49:42,606 --> 00:49:44,232
Hello? We're waiting.

1144
00:49:50,781 --> 00:49:53,408
Okay! I've found the missing team.
[chuckles]

1145
00:49:53,867 --> 00:49:55,535
[speaking French]

1146
00:49:56,536 --> 00:49:57,871
[clears throat]

1147
00:49:58,705 --> 00:50:02,042
[exhales] These are the clients.
This is Barney.

1148
00:50:02,918 --> 00:50:06,296
Barney, Danica is one of
our brightest minds.

1149
00:50:06,380 --> 00:50:08,131
Which is why we gave her the project.

1150
00:50:08,215 --> 00:50:11,051
Danica, can't wait to hear
what you've come up with.

1151
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:13,720
The floor is yours.

1152
00:50:15,681 --> 00:50:18,016
What I was able to come up with is...

1153
00:50:20,936 --> 00:50:21,936
The List.

1154
00:50:23,438 --> 00:50:24,564
For all that you wish for.

1155
00:50:27,776 --> 00:50:28,776
Oui, Oui.

1156
00:50:30,487 --> 00:50:31,738
Is this a joke?

1157
00:50:32,614 --> 00:50:34,241
She's been going through a lot.

1158
00:50:34,324 --> 00:50:36,618
She's been going through a lot. Oh!

1159
00:50:36,702 --> 00:50:38,537
Danica, let's go talk about this
for a minute.

1160
00:50:40,831 --> 00:50:41,831
Pardon.

1161
00:50:45,919 --> 00:50:47,519
Guess you didn't get the promotion, huh?

1162
00:50:47,879 --> 00:50:48,879
Nope.

1163
00:50:49,256 --> 00:50:53,218
I am suspended indefinitely
until the board reviews what happened.

1164
00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:56,096
I'm sorry.

1165
00:51:03,353 --> 00:51:04,354
I brought you coffee.

1166
00:51:04,438 --> 00:51:06,958
If I wanted coffee, I would've stopped
to get it, but thank you.

1167
00:51:10,485 --> 00:51:11,611
[Tanya] Hey, what happened?

1168
00:51:11,695 --> 00:51:13,715
She didn't want the coffee.
She didn't want the rose either.

1169
00:51:13,739 --> 00:51:15,949
See, that's because she's being
a straight-up bitch.

1170
00:51:16,241 --> 00:51:17,242
Take me to the apartment.

1171
00:51:17,325 --> 00:51:19,137
Tanya, I got a business to run
and you at work.

1172
00:51:19,161 --> 00:51:20,596
How many times we been through this?

1173
00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:23,331
Nigga, you're selling coffee,
you're not changing the world.

1174
00:51:23,415 --> 00:51:24,791
Take me to the apartment.

1175
00:51:25,709 --> 00:51:26,918
- Do I got a choice?
- No!

1176
00:51:29,921 --> 00:51:33,133
I can't stand this girl.
You know, I'm taking all this stuff.

1177
00:51:33,216 --> 00:51:34,217
You better not.

1178
00:51:36,553 --> 00:51:38,096
Oh, I didn't know you was here.

1179
00:51:38,513 --> 00:51:41,016
- I can't stand your ass at all.
- Good.

1180
00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:44,186
And I'ma get the rest of my clothes.

1181
00:51:44,269 --> 00:51:45,854
You don't have any clothes.

1182
00:51:46,438 --> 00:51:47,998
Well, you said I could have this stuff.

1183
00:51:49,065 --> 00:51:50,400
Fine. Take whatever you want.

1184
00:51:51,193 --> 00:51:53,945
Good, I will. And I'ma take
that wedding dress, too.

1185
00:51:54,404 --> 00:51:55,804
Oh, no, you're not. No, you're not.

1186
00:51:56,448 --> 00:51:57,848
- [Tanya] Yes, I am.
- No, you're...

1187
00:51:59,951 --> 00:52:00,952
What is he doing here?

1188
00:52:01,286 --> 00:52:02,454
Can you wait outside?

1189
00:52:02,537 --> 00:52:03,997
Uh-uh. Don't be that mean to him.

1190
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,749
Mm-Mmm. He is a good man, okay?

1191
00:52:05,832 --> 00:52:09,252
Don't be mad at him because you
got catfished and your feelings is hurt.

1192
00:52:09,878 --> 00:52:12,255
This is my house, and I want him
to stay outside.

1193
00:52:14,382 --> 00:52:16,885
Frank, don't you move.
You stay right there.

1194
00:52:18,094 --> 00:52:19,094
Fine.

1195
00:52:19,554 --> 00:52:20,994
You're just like all the other ones.

1196
00:52:21,056 --> 00:52:22,808
Sorry. Stay.

1197
00:52:22,891 --> 00:52:25,101
Uh-uh, Frank is a good man, okay?

1198
00:52:25,185 --> 00:52:27,425
- You will not talk to him like that.
- Thank you, Tanya.

1199
00:52:27,479 --> 00:52:28,480
Girl, bye.

1200
00:52:28,980 --> 00:52:30,190
Bye.

1201
00:52:30,273 --> 00:52:31,691
Get your shit and go.

1202
00:52:32,150 --> 00:52:36,279
I will. I will get your shit
that's not my shit and I will go.

1203
00:52:36,363 --> 00:52:37,489
I sure will.

1204
00:52:37,864 --> 00:52:39,584
Frank, come in here
and help me get this TV.

1205
00:52:39,658 --> 00:52:40,698
I'm taking this shit, too.

1206
00:52:41,117 --> 00:52:43,286
Ooh, and this lamp. It's gorgeous.

1207
00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:47,391
[Tanya] She should not be talking
to you like that.

1208
00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:48,458
Get mad, nigga!

1209
00:52:48,542 --> 00:52:49,960
- [grunting]
- Yeah!

1210
00:52:50,544 --> 00:52:51,962
- Yeah!
- [grunts]

1211
00:52:52,045 --> 00:52:53,588
Whoa! You making me wet.

1212
00:52:54,172 --> 00:52:55,882
I like that, I like that.

1213
00:52:56,216 --> 00:52:57,634
Look, I can't be mad at the girl.

1214
00:52:58,176 --> 00:52:59,654
I can't be mad at her, she's such a...

1215
00:52:59,678 --> 00:53:01,388
If you say that she a nice girl,

1216
00:53:01,471 --> 00:53:04,224
I promise you I will punch you dead
in your head.

1217
00:53:04,307 --> 00:53:06,017
- I didn't say shit.
- Thank you.

1218
00:53:06,852 --> 00:53:08,228
Keep driving.

1219
00:53:08,979 --> 00:53:09,980
You want some head?

1220
00:53:11,982 --> 00:53:12,983
Let me get you some.

1221
00:53:14,025 --> 00:53:15,402
Wait, Tanya. Tanya!

1222
00:53:16,486 --> 00:53:17,320
Tanya!

1223
00:53:17,404 --> 00:53:19,322
What kind of seat? Dang it.

1224
00:53:19,406 --> 00:53:20,407
Tanya, it's a seat belt.

1225
00:53:20,949 --> 00:53:22,492
It won't come undone.

1226
00:53:23,577 --> 00:53:25,017
This thing is getting tighter and...

1227
00:53:26,496 --> 00:53:28,373
Why your car won't let me suck your dick?

1228
00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:34,170
[door opens]

1229
00:53:36,339 --> 00:53:37,966
- [sighs]
- [door closes]

1230
00:53:38,049 --> 00:53:39,801
I knew I should've took your key, Tanya.

1231
00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:43,263
Is that any way to talk to your mother?

1232
00:53:45,765 --> 00:53:47,267
Hey, do you know that your, uh...

1233
00:53:48,184 --> 00:53:49,311
your phone is off?

1234
00:53:50,228 --> 00:53:52,647
Yeah. I changed the number.

1235
00:53:52,731 --> 00:53:54,441
And my email.

1236
00:53:54,983 --> 00:53:58,778
Ah. All right. Well, I brought the wine.

1237
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,991
'Course it's yours, but I did bring it.

1238
00:54:05,201 --> 00:54:06,201
What's the matter?

1239
00:54:06,995 --> 00:54:08,079
Mama.

1240
00:54:08,163 --> 00:54:09,623
- Come on.
- Everything.

1241
00:54:15,503 --> 00:54:20,592
[sighs] I just want what you
and Daddy had. It was so beautiful.

1242
00:54:21,343 --> 00:54:22,343
Right, Mom?

1243
00:54:23,511 --> 00:54:24,511
Yeah.

1244
00:54:24,721 --> 00:54:27,849
I mean, the way you would wake up
in the morning and make him breakfast.

1245
00:54:28,558 --> 00:54:29,851
And he would kiss you.

1246
00:54:30,685 --> 00:54:31,895
[chuckles] Yes.

1247
00:54:33,438 --> 00:54:36,232
You wrote a list and it came to, right?

1248
00:54:36,858 --> 00:54:38,234
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, and...

1249
00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:40,111
why didn't this work for me?

1250
00:54:41,112 --> 00:54:42,792
And you know what the worst of it is,
Mama?

1251
00:54:43,531 --> 00:54:44,531
I'm smart.

1252
00:54:45,033 --> 00:54:49,079
Am I that lonely and hard-up
that I would fall for this?

1253
00:54:49,788 --> 00:54:53,917
Honey, the line in the Serengeti

1254
00:54:54,751 --> 00:54:56,711
is in the sands of time.

1255
00:54:57,879 --> 00:54:59,255
Mama, are you high?

1256
00:55:00,131 --> 00:55:01,131
Yeah.

1257
00:55:01,675 --> 00:55:05,095
I just grew a new plant
called "I'ma Fuck You Up."

1258
00:55:05,762 --> 00:55:07,847
And it did. [laughs]

1259
00:55:08,098 --> 00:55:09,098
But wait.

1260
00:55:09,724 --> 00:55:13,019
That doesn't change the fact
that I have to tell you this.

1261
00:55:13,603 --> 00:55:15,021
Is this serious now, Mom?

1262
00:55:15,563 --> 00:55:18,566
Yeah, I suggest you grab it
while I can still focus.

1263
00:55:18,984 --> 00:55:19,985
Okay.

1264
00:55:22,070 --> 00:55:24,948
You are an emotional hoarder.

1265
00:55:25,365 --> 00:55:28,702
You don't let anything out.
You just hold on to everything.

1266
00:55:28,785 --> 00:55:33,164
I was thinking about Bailey, you know,
and I realized you never dealt with that.

1267
00:55:33,248 --> 00:55:38,378
But you just move on from things,
you know?

1268
00:55:38,461 --> 00:55:40,922
And I know you're hurt.
I know you're still hurt.

1269
00:55:41,881 --> 00:55:43,591
But it's not like you call anybody
and say,

1270
00:55:43,675 --> 00:55:45,593
"Hey, can you come talk to me?
Can you do this?"

1271
00:55:46,011 --> 00:55:48,471
You know, you're just,
you come home and you shut the door,

1272
00:55:48,555 --> 00:55:52,267
and you disappear for three or four days
and then, like the Queen of Sheba,

1273
00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:58,982
boom, you're back and you wanna talk,
you're so deep. It's so crazy.

1274
00:55:59,649 --> 00:56:01,067
What you're doing is not healthy.

1275
00:56:01,651 --> 00:56:02,651
I know.

1276
00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:06,031
But you always taught us to get up
and go on.

1277
00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:09,951
But I taught you to get up and go on
after you handle your business.

1278
00:56:10,452 --> 00:56:12,245
And maybe try a little of my weed.

1279
00:56:12,495 --> 00:56:13,872
I'm telling you, it's so good.

1280
00:56:13,955 --> 00:56:16,916
- I can't. I can't do that, Mom.
- You would love this.

1281
00:56:17,542 --> 00:56:19,377
- Since when?
- I get tested at work.

1282
00:56:20,253 --> 00:56:22,672
- All right, well, what was I saying?
- Yeah.

1283
00:56:23,798 --> 00:56:25,467
I know you're hurt.

1284
00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:27,052
This feels like hell.

1285
00:56:27,552 --> 00:56:30,805
And I was mean to Tanya.
She won't talk to me.

1286
00:56:31,431 --> 00:56:32,831
I know she was only trying to help.

1287
00:56:33,349 --> 00:56:34,392
She was.

1288
00:56:35,477 --> 00:56:36,978
But, like, watch this.

1289
00:56:37,687 --> 00:56:38,687
Tanya!

1290
00:56:38,855 --> 00:56:40,315
[door opens]

1291
00:56:44,944 --> 00:56:46,154
Magic!

1292
00:56:48,114 --> 00:56:49,115
What are you doing here?

1293
00:56:49,908 --> 00:56:52,118
'Cause it's cold,
and it's about to rain outside.

1294
00:56:52,744 --> 00:56:53,745
And I'm homeless.

1295
00:56:54,370 --> 00:56:55,810
You know I didn't want you to leave.

1296
00:56:56,081 --> 00:56:58,208
[sighs] Music to my ears.

1297
00:56:59,084 --> 00:57:02,003
[scoffs] Mama, you did all that
so she could get back in the house?

1298
00:57:02,378 --> 00:57:05,673
Absolutely. 'Cause this bitch
can't stay with me no more.

1299
00:57:06,758 --> 00:57:07,758
Okay?

1300
00:57:08,176 --> 00:57:09,177
Bye, baby.

1301
00:57:09,594 --> 00:57:10,595
I love y'all.

1302
00:57:11,179 --> 00:57:13,181
- And I'll see y'all.
- Bye, Miss Lola.

1303
00:57:13,473 --> 00:57:15,558
- I love you, Mama.
- Love you, Mom.

1304
00:57:16,309 --> 00:57:17,977
- [door closes]
- [Kalli laughs]

1305
00:57:23,149 --> 00:57:24,150
I'm sorry.

1306
00:57:24,776 --> 00:57:25,777
I was hurt.

1307
00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:27,320
You was about to be bald.

1308
00:57:27,904 --> 00:57:29,298
Okay? I would've showed you some hurt.

1309
00:57:29,322 --> 00:57:31,242
I would've snatched all your edges out
your head.

1310
00:57:32,325 --> 00:57:33,159
I'm sorry.

1311
00:57:33,243 --> 00:57:34,953
And you talked bad about my tattoo?

1312
00:57:35,328 --> 00:57:36,538
You know I loved Reginald.

1313
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,706
It got infected and everything.

1314
00:57:38,790 --> 00:57:40,083
That was real love.

1315
00:57:40,416 --> 00:57:41,668
Penicillin, bitch.

1316
00:57:42,085 --> 00:57:43,378
Okay. I'm sorry.

1317
00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:47,006
I'm just embarrassed, that's all.

1318
00:57:48,258 --> 00:57:50,051
How could something like this
happen to me?

1319
00:57:50,552 --> 00:57:52,178
You gave your heart. That's never wrong.

1320
00:57:52,595 --> 00:57:55,306
Except for when you give it to a man
you ain't never seen before.

1321
00:57:55,390 --> 00:57:57,517
- You're not helping.
- I'm just saying.

1322
00:57:57,767 --> 00:58:00,103
- This shit is embarrassing.
- Okay.

1323
00:58:00,687 --> 00:58:01,729
Maybe you could leave.

1324
00:58:02,230 --> 00:58:03,356
What? I'm sorry.

1325
00:58:04,107 --> 00:58:05,107
My bad.

1326
00:58:05,692 --> 00:58:08,653
Okay, now we need to go and find
this son of a bitch who catfished me.

1327
00:58:08,945 --> 00:58:11,531
Well, I got the address, girl.
I got his address.

1328
00:58:11,614 --> 00:58:13,741
Now, all I'ma need...
Wait, you got some cash?

1329
00:58:14,117 --> 00:58:18,413
'Cause we gonna need lime,
and we gonna need a saw.

1330
00:58:18,496 --> 00:58:19,914
We gonna need some plastic.

1331
00:58:20,415 --> 00:58:21,495
I gotta go to the bathroom.

1332
00:58:22,584 --> 00:58:25,879
Yeah, that's good. You need to go ahead
and let all the liquids out,

1333
00:58:25,962 --> 00:58:27,547
'cause you don't wanna leave no DNA.

1334
00:58:27,630 --> 00:58:29,549
'Cause killing a man is hard work.

1335
00:58:29,757 --> 00:58:31,777
Every time you try to kill a man,
you gonna squirt a little pee.

1336
00:58:31,801 --> 00:58:33,011
I know that for sure.

1337
00:58:33,303 --> 00:58:35,388
That's just the way it goes.
You gonna squirt.

1338
00:58:37,724 --> 00:58:39,267
[Kalli] This looks like Deliverance.

1339
00:58:40,268 --> 00:58:41,704
[Tanya]
Well, that's the address right there.

1340
00:58:41,728 --> 00:58:43,938
[Danica] Um, you know what?

1341
00:58:44,439 --> 00:58:45,481
We shouldn't do this.

1342
00:58:45,899 --> 00:58:48,026
[Tanya] What? No, we doing this.

1343
00:58:49,444 --> 00:58:50,570
- Okay.
- [Danica] Tanya.

1344
00:58:51,863 --> 00:58:53,448
Y'all get y'all asses out the car.

1345
00:58:55,867 --> 00:58:57,869
Hey. Y'all know Lawrence?

1346
00:58:58,703 --> 00:59:00,079
There he is, right there.

1347
00:59:00,163 --> 00:59:01,456
Aw, yeah, you Lawrence?

1348
00:59:05,001 --> 00:59:06,878
- You Lawrence.
- And how you know?

1349
00:59:07,086 --> 00:59:09,756
'Cause your Walmart name tag
says so, homeboy.

1350
00:59:10,215 --> 00:59:13,426
Okay. Okay, touché.
You got me. You got me.

1351
00:59:13,843 --> 00:59:16,512
I am a greeter at Walmart.
How may I help you?

1352
00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:18,806
Oh, I'm just here
to mess your life up today.

1353
00:59:19,265 --> 00:59:22,143
How you gonna ruin my life
more than it already is?

1354
00:59:22,977 --> 00:59:23,977
Wait a minute.

1355
00:59:24,437 --> 00:59:26,439
- I know you.
- Um...

1356
00:59:27,065 --> 00:59:29,525
- Danica.
- Did this nigga just say your name?

1357
00:59:29,984 --> 00:59:31,986
Danica. Freaking Danica!

1358
00:59:32,070 --> 00:59:34,405
You made it. Just like you promised.

1359
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:36,280
You didn't shave, did you?

1360
00:59:37,408 --> 00:59:38,785
You got that vintage?

1361
00:59:38,868 --> 00:59:40,203
She got the vintage.

1362
00:59:40,703 --> 00:59:43,164
- No.
- She got that Mo Cheeks down there, yeah.

1363
00:59:43,748 --> 00:59:45,792
You got on that highway for the dick.

1364
00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:48,253
You drove a thousand miles for the dick.

1365
00:59:48,461 --> 00:59:50,713
- You paid tolls for the dick.
- [Danica] No.

1366
00:59:51,422 --> 00:59:55,635
- This is not the voice that I talked to.
- Oh, yes, that's me.

1367
00:59:56,010 --> 00:59:57,613
- It can't...
- I'm the man that said those things.

1368
00:59:57,637 --> 01:00:01,474
See, I got a little thing on my phone
that make me sound like Idris.

1369
01:00:01,891 --> 01:00:04,560
It's a app. It's the Idris app. [laughs]

1370
01:00:04,852 --> 01:00:05,853
Made you wet, didn't it?

1371
01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:08,597
That's what the app says.
Says "Guaranteed to wet 'em."

1372
01:00:10,024 --> 01:00:12,464
You were thinking about going to the car
to get that umbrella.

1373
01:00:12,735 --> 01:00:13,735
Ain't you?

1374
01:00:13,987 --> 01:00:15,427
Feel like you just got out the pool.

1375
01:00:16,197 --> 01:00:17,397
You know I'm the right height.

1376
01:00:17,907 --> 01:00:19,284
I could get up in there right now.

1377
01:00:20,076 --> 01:00:21,077
You think this my hair?

1378
01:00:21,536 --> 01:00:23,413
No, this the ghost of pussy past.

1379
01:00:23,496 --> 01:00:24,831
This is pussy hair, girl.

1380
01:00:25,290 --> 01:00:26,874
Motorboating. [burbling]

1381
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:29,794
If you come with me, woman,
we'll get all the good parking spaces.

1382
01:00:30,586 --> 01:00:33,089
- Please let me beat his ass.
- No, Tanya, no.

1383
01:00:33,172 --> 01:00:35,091
Look, this is... this is pathetic.

1384
01:00:35,383 --> 01:00:37,343
Okay? You shouldn't do this to anyone.

1385
01:00:37,427 --> 01:00:39,053
Oh, but I wanna do it to you.

1386
01:00:39,679 --> 01:00:41,139
I wanna do it to you so bad.

1387
01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:43,516
I wanna... I wanna kick your ass.

1388
01:00:44,142 --> 01:00:46,269
Girl, we could have so much fun.

1389
01:00:46,728 --> 01:00:47,729
I just lay there.

1390
01:00:48,313 --> 01:00:51,232
Don't worry about the bottom legs,
the middle one's working fine.

1391
01:00:51,691 --> 01:00:53,234
It's working right now.

1392
01:00:53,776 --> 01:00:56,279
Just hop on. Take it for a spin.

1393
01:00:57,322 --> 01:01:01,617
You could just bounce and bounce
and bounce, I'll just be laying there.

1394
01:01:02,076 --> 01:01:05,121
I don't know if we're having sex
or I'm changing oil.

1395
01:01:06,039 --> 01:01:07,081
I'm about to whup his ass.

1396
01:01:07,165 --> 01:01:08,851
- [Danica] No, Tanya!
- Somebody get this bitch off me!

1397
01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:09,709
- [Danica] Tanya!
- [Kalli] Tanya!

1398
01:01:09,792 --> 01:01:11,461
Get off! [mimics karate yell]

1399
01:01:13,338 --> 01:01:14,658
- [Kalli] Tanya!
- [Danica] Tanya!

1400
01:01:15,048 --> 01:01:16,049
[man] This gonna be good.

1401
01:01:16,132 --> 01:01:18,009
Better watch out. I know ka-wheelie.

1402
01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:19,886
What the fuck is ka-wheelie?

1403
01:01:19,969 --> 01:01:23,473
Oh, yeah, that's wheelchair karate.
It'll fuck you up.

1404
01:01:23,890 --> 01:01:24,890
[Danica] No, no!

1405
01:01:25,266 --> 01:01:27,393
[mimics karate yell]

1406
01:01:27,477 --> 01:01:28,677
- I'ma go in.
- [Danica] Tanya.

1407
01:01:29,354 --> 01:01:30,354
[gibberish]

1408
01:01:31,356 --> 01:01:32,499
[man] Oh, this gonna be good.

1409
01:01:32,523 --> 01:01:33,733
Grab her, Kalli.

1410
01:01:33,816 --> 01:01:36,027
- What?
- I'll mess you up, homie.

1411
01:01:36,110 --> 01:01:37,445
Stay off the damn computer!

1412
01:01:38,154 --> 01:01:39,364
What? No, no!

1413
01:01:39,447 --> 01:01:40,865
- No, no!
- Tanya, no!

1414
01:01:42,158 --> 01:01:43,785
She finna burn his ass up!

1415
01:01:43,868 --> 01:01:46,621
[screaming]

1416
01:01:46,704 --> 01:01:48,289
He ain't never moved that fast.

1417
01:01:48,664 --> 01:01:51,626
- Pop that wheelie, Lawrence.
- [Tanya] That's what your old ass get.

1418
01:01:51,709 --> 01:01:54,420
Didn't Michael Jackson teach you anything?
That shit is flammable.

1419
01:01:54,504 --> 01:01:57,006
[Lawrence screaming and wincing]

1420
01:02:00,426 --> 01:02:02,053
[Tanya] I just witnessed a miracle.

1421
01:02:02,136 --> 01:02:05,223
Yeah, I healed that motherfucker.
Made him walk again.

1422
01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:10,103
And so she barely got out of the bed
and ended up on the couch.

1423
01:02:10,395 --> 01:02:11,646
I got the idea. Perfect idea.

1424
01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:13,707
I take her some coffee.
Your sister loves my coffee.

1425
01:02:13,731 --> 01:02:14,958
I drive it to her house, Tanya.

1426
01:02:14,982 --> 01:02:18,111
If you want to, go for it.
But that's a bitch move.

1427
01:02:18,486 --> 01:02:19,487
What?

1428
01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:20,988
Whatever. I care about her.

1429
01:02:21,781 --> 01:02:24,534
- Aww. Oh...
- Tanya, what are you doing?

1430
01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:27,036
- I'm trying to turn off your bitch switch.
- Girl, stop.

1431
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:29,705
- And you got a customer.
- And you have a vagina.

1432
01:02:31,582 --> 01:02:32,582
Can I help you?

1433
01:02:32,708 --> 01:02:34,377
Walter, I don't deserve you.

1434
01:02:34,460 --> 01:02:35,670
Girl, he's gonna hurt you.

1435
01:02:35,962 --> 01:02:38,202
- Nah, I wouldn't put it that way.
- That's what they do.

1436
01:02:39,924 --> 01:02:41,426
But, okay.

1437
01:02:48,266 --> 01:02:50,017
- You okay?
- [knock on door]

1438
01:02:50,101 --> 01:02:51,769
- Yeah.
- Come in.

1439
01:02:55,064 --> 01:02:56,524
- [door closes]
- Hi.

1440
01:02:57,775 --> 01:02:59,235
Hi. What are you...

1441
01:03:00,361 --> 01:03:02,113
- Why?
- I'm sorry. You said, "Come in."

1442
01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:04,824
So I came in to bring you coffee.

1443
01:03:05,366 --> 01:03:07,368
[chuckles] I'm sorry.

1444
01:03:08,953 --> 01:03:11,497
I've been such an ass and...

1445
01:03:11,873 --> 01:03:15,084
Because I'm going through
a rough couple of days.

1446
01:03:16,335 --> 01:03:18,504
Mmm... Mmm.

1447
01:03:19,213 --> 01:03:20,256
How much have you heard?

1448
01:03:20,798 --> 01:03:23,092
Don't lie.
I'm sure she told you everything.

1449
01:03:24,093 --> 01:03:26,053
- I know enough.
- [both chuckle]

1450
01:03:27,096 --> 01:03:29,182
Please don't tell me she sent you here
to ask me out.

1451
01:03:30,141 --> 01:03:31,701
I'm just here to bring you some coffee.

1452
01:03:32,018 --> 01:03:33,227
- There you go.
- Thank you.

1453
01:03:33,811 --> 01:03:36,647
But I'm going to lay on that sofa all day.

1454
01:03:37,565 --> 01:03:43,404
So, I won't be needing any caffeine
until I don't feel embarrassed anymore.

1455
01:03:44,238 --> 01:03:46,949
Come on, Danica. He's the one
that should be embarrassed, not you.

1456
01:03:47,033 --> 01:03:48,034
Come on.

1457
01:03:48,701 --> 01:03:49,744
You know that, right?

1458
01:03:53,664 --> 01:03:55,458
- You wanna sit?
- Sure.

1459
01:03:56,167 --> 01:03:57,167
[softly] Okay.

1460
01:04:00,046 --> 01:04:01,756
No, did that really happen?

1461
01:04:01,839 --> 01:04:04,217
Scout's honor.
Yes, it really happened, I promise.

1462
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:07,678
- What? Are you... No.
- I was standing in the rain.

1463
01:04:07,762 --> 01:04:09,573
- It's like a torrential downpour, right?
- Right.

1464
01:04:09,597 --> 01:04:12,141
Windows down, music blasting.
I'm on my knees.

1465
01:04:12,558 --> 01:04:13,643
And I got bad knees.

1466
01:04:14,352 --> 01:04:15,645
And I'm singing, right?

1467
01:04:15,728 --> 01:04:19,857
♪ I'm down on bended knee ♪
I'm like really... ♪ Yeah ♪

1468
01:04:19,941 --> 01:04:21,734
- Are you kidding me?
- Nah, hell, nah.

1469
01:04:22,860 --> 01:04:24,111
She didn't even open the door.

1470
01:04:24,195 --> 01:04:25,988
- Oh, my God. Wait...
- Can you believe it?

1471
01:04:26,781 --> 01:04:27,865
I love that song.

1472
01:04:27,949 --> 01:04:30,177
- Yeah, me too. That's what I'm saying.
- I might've opened the door.

1473
01:04:30,201 --> 01:04:31,953
Would you have opened... Wait...

1474
01:04:33,829 --> 01:04:35,164
Tell me what happened to your ex.

1475
01:04:35,623 --> 01:04:36,707
It was all me.

1476
01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:39,023
That's what happened. It was all me.

1477
01:04:40,545 --> 01:04:41,963
I never hear a man say that.

1478
01:04:42,630 --> 01:04:45,258
Well, shit, you gotta be in truth
to know it, but yeah, it was...

1479
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:52,139
In my case, I was young and I was stupid,
and I was raised by a single mother.

1480
01:04:53,266 --> 01:04:55,035
And I started hanging with
the wrong crowd, you know?

1481
01:04:55,059 --> 01:04:57,270
Like, I was the full stereotype
kind of guy.

1482
01:04:57,353 --> 01:04:58,771
Like, totally, that was me.

1483
01:04:59,438 --> 01:05:01,918
So, when I got out of jail,
I said to myself, "Just change it."

1484
01:05:02,358 --> 01:05:04,986
You know? I mean,
I really looked at myself long and hard,

1485
01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:06,237
and I said, "Just change it."

1486
01:05:06,654 --> 01:05:07,905
I didn't want to become my dad.

1487
01:05:07,989 --> 01:05:10,658
I saw my dad go into an alleyway
when I was seven years old.

1488
01:05:10,741 --> 01:05:12,660
He was going to get heroin and...

1489
01:05:13,494 --> 01:05:16,122
you know, the kids saw him
going into the alleyway as well,

1490
01:05:16,205 --> 01:05:17,582
and I was so embarrassed.

1491
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:20,042
I didn't really have anybody
to show me the way,

1492
01:05:20,126 --> 01:05:21,961
- tell me what not to do.
- Hmm.

1493
01:05:22,044 --> 01:05:23,588
So, I ended up in jail.

1494
01:05:24,964 --> 01:05:25,965
But enough of that.

1495
01:05:26,382 --> 01:05:28,175
If you really want to be happy,

1496
01:05:29,093 --> 01:05:30,093
then just change it.

1497
01:05:30,553 --> 01:05:33,472
You will get past this.
You will get over it.

1498
01:05:34,223 --> 01:05:35,850
And you will live to love another day.

1499
01:05:36,350 --> 01:05:37,435
Trust me.

1500
01:05:42,898 --> 01:05:44,066
You know what? Uh...

1501
01:05:45,276 --> 01:05:47,194
I should get back. I need to get back.

1502
01:05:50,197 --> 01:05:51,198
What are you doing?

1503
01:05:55,828 --> 01:05:56,828
What are you doing?

1504
01:05:57,455 --> 01:05:58,455
Shut up.

1505
01:05:59,332 --> 01:06:01,876
[R&B music playing]

1506
01:06:23,272 --> 01:06:25,358
[song continues]

1507
01:07:07,316 --> 01:07:09,026
[song fades]

1508
01:07:09,985 --> 01:07:11,362
Can you go home now?

1509
01:07:16,283 --> 01:07:17,283
Yeah.

1510
01:07:32,007 --> 01:07:33,718
[door rattles]

1511
01:07:38,681 --> 01:07:40,683
[cell phone ringing]

1512
01:07:44,979 --> 01:07:45,813
Hi.

1513
01:07:45,896 --> 01:07:48,190
You gotta stop with this
not answering the phone thing.

1514
01:07:48,733 --> 01:07:51,652
Look, Lauren asked me to do a pre-pitch
before the clients got here,

1515
01:07:51,736 --> 01:07:53,195
so I need your support.

1516
01:07:53,487 --> 01:07:55,030
Will you please be in the room?

1517
01:07:55,114 --> 01:07:56,157
I need you there.

1518
01:07:56,615 --> 01:07:57,700
I slept with Frank.

1519
01:07:58,075 --> 01:07:59,075
What?

1520
01:07:59,618 --> 01:08:01,704
I don't even know how it happened.

1521
01:08:02,121 --> 01:08:06,792
I was vulnerable, and I was lonely.
And he was there.

1522
01:08:07,626 --> 01:08:10,629
I just told him to leave. Oh, my God.
I don't ever want to see him again.

1523
01:08:11,046 --> 01:08:12,590
I don't even like him.

1524
01:08:12,673 --> 01:08:16,218
I mean, he's a recovering addict
and he's been to jail, and I...

1525
01:08:16,802 --> 01:08:18,220
What was I thinking?

1526
01:08:20,556 --> 01:08:21,556
Um...

1527
01:08:23,434 --> 01:08:24,727
I can't find my keys.

1528
01:08:29,899 --> 01:08:33,027
Sometimes things,
they drop in between here.

1529
01:08:34,695 --> 01:08:37,031
You know, I know how much
you like my coffee and...

1530
01:08:37,865 --> 01:08:39,408
I don't wanna lose a customer, so...

1531
01:08:39,492 --> 01:08:41,412
Well, what I mean is
you don't have to feel weird

1532
01:08:41,494 --> 01:08:43,430
or some kind of way
about coming into the coffee shop.

1533
01:08:43,454 --> 01:08:46,999
I get it. I ain't your type.
I just wanted to say that.

1534
01:08:57,927 --> 01:08:58,927
[Kalli] Danica.

1535
01:08:59,428 --> 01:09:01,514
- [sighs]
- Danica.

1536
01:09:01,597 --> 01:09:04,391
- Girl, did he hear you?
- Yep.

1537
01:09:05,476 --> 01:09:06,476
Damn.

1538
01:09:09,980 --> 01:09:11,982
"The List. It's what you make it."

1539
01:09:13,275 --> 01:09:14,275
That's it?

1540
01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:16,487
Okay. Well...

1541
01:09:17,154 --> 01:09:19,615
maybe I just gave this one
to the wrong team. I'm sorry.

1542
01:09:19,698 --> 01:09:21,134
The clients are coming back next week,

1543
01:09:21,158 --> 01:09:23,869
and rather than making the mistake
of letting you pitch on the fly,

1544
01:09:23,953 --> 01:09:26,997
I want to hear what you've come up with,
and that was it?

1545
01:09:27,706 --> 01:09:28,791
[Danica] "The List.

1546
01:09:28,874 --> 01:09:32,253
It's one you make for what you want,
and one you make for what you don't.

1547
01:09:33,087 --> 01:09:34,922
Either way, live to love another day."

1548
01:09:36,340 --> 01:09:39,218
Well, damn! I love it.

1549
01:09:40,219 --> 01:09:41,819
All right, get to work on it right away.

1550
01:09:42,638 --> 01:09:45,099
Danica, you're not out of the woods yet.

1551
01:09:50,062 --> 01:09:50,938
[Lauren] Whoo!

1552
01:09:51,021 --> 01:09:53,232
- Okay, guys. Let's get to work on that.
- Yep, great.

1553
01:09:58,487 --> 01:10:01,073
- Bitch!
- I'm sorry.

1554
01:10:01,156 --> 01:10:05,244
Sorry for what? You saved me.
And where the hell did that come from?

1555
01:10:05,578 --> 01:10:09,999
[sighs] Someone said that to me.
In so many words.

1556
01:10:10,082 --> 01:10:11,375
And you couldn't tell me?

1557
01:10:11,834 --> 01:10:13,794
Look, that's amazing.

1558
01:10:13,878 --> 01:10:16,297
- All right, let's get this ad done.
- Yes.

1559
01:10:16,630 --> 01:10:20,509
And whoever told you that, you owe them.

1560
01:10:20,968 --> 01:10:22,761
Yeah, I do.

1561
01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:26,181
So, can you add it right there? Thank you.

1562
01:10:28,142 --> 01:10:30,352
So, we never talked about the sex.

1563
01:10:33,564 --> 01:10:35,524
- Can you hear me?
- [keyboard clicking]

1564
01:10:37,568 --> 01:10:38,569
[sighs] Yeah.

1565
01:10:39,111 --> 01:10:42,990
He was really, really good. And huge.

1566
01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:45,868
- [Kalli] What?
- [mouthing] Huge.

1567
01:10:45,951 --> 01:10:47,953
No, you have to do it again.

1568
01:10:48,162 --> 01:10:50,706
- Mmm... no.
- Yeah.

1569
01:10:50,789 --> 01:10:53,208
Yeah, you do,
because you're in pain right now.

1570
01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:56,045
Okay, you have to do it again
when you feel better,

1571
01:10:56,378 --> 01:10:58,547
so you know it was really that good.

1572
01:10:58,631 --> 01:11:00,424
I don't wanna lead him on, because...

1573
01:11:01,467 --> 01:11:03,107
I mean, I'm not interested in him at all.

1574
01:11:03,177 --> 01:11:06,430
I didn't say lead him on. I said fuck him.

1575
01:11:08,349 --> 01:11:10,935
When I was on drugs,
when I was drinking...

1576
01:11:11,018 --> 01:11:12,018
[door opens]

1577
01:11:13,395 --> 01:11:16,649
uh, I was out of my mind,
I was out of control.

1578
01:11:16,732 --> 01:11:17,942
I didn't know better.

1579
01:11:19,234 --> 01:11:21,195
But it's obvious to me
that you guys know better.

1580
01:11:21,278 --> 01:11:22,798
Otherwise you wouldn't be here, right?

1581
01:11:23,030 --> 01:11:24,674
You can do better.
You can beat the system.

1582
01:11:24,698 --> 01:11:26,825
If you beat the system first,
it can never beat you.

1583
01:11:26,909 --> 01:11:27,910
Simple as that.

1584
01:11:29,244 --> 01:11:31,664
All right, folks. See you next week.

1585
01:11:32,831 --> 01:11:35,918
[Tanya] Frank, that was really good.
I'm proud of you.

1586
01:11:36,001 --> 01:11:37,044
Thank you.

1587
01:11:37,503 --> 01:11:38,837
Yes, I'm all inspired.

1588
01:11:39,088 --> 01:11:41,008
It's like you're Martin Luther King
or something.

1589
01:11:41,799 --> 01:11:43,300
- Tanya.
- Hey, Sis.

1590
01:11:46,220 --> 01:11:48,263
I'm gonna go get my things.
I'll be right back.

1591
01:11:50,557 --> 01:11:51,600
- Hi.
- Hi.

1592
01:11:52,059 --> 01:11:53,268
That was really great.

1593
01:11:54,478 --> 01:11:56,563
- Thanks.
- [Tanya] I'm coming.

1594
01:11:58,107 --> 01:12:01,151
You know she has nothing back there.
She just does that so we can talk.

1595
01:12:02,194 --> 01:12:03,612
Well, you know, your sister.

1596
01:12:04,863 --> 01:12:07,324
- I need to thank you for something.
- Okay.

1597
01:12:07,408 --> 01:12:10,869
You said something to me in our talk,
and I used it in a meeting.

1598
01:12:10,953 --> 01:12:12,579
It went over really well.

1599
01:12:13,497 --> 01:12:15,958
What you said
about living to love another day.

1600
01:12:18,335 --> 01:12:19,335
Great.

1601
01:12:21,380 --> 01:12:23,090
Do you wanna go grab a drink,

1602
01:12:23,173 --> 01:12:25,300
or something, to celebrate with me?

1603
01:12:26,218 --> 01:12:27,218
Or water.

1604
01:12:28,429 --> 01:12:29,888
I'm gonna pass, Danica.

1605
01:12:31,598 --> 01:12:33,308
- Oh. Okay.
- Take care.

1606
01:12:35,853 --> 01:12:38,022
Girl, you offered a recovering alcoholic
a drink?

1607
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,149
- Is that good for him?
- [Danica] Yes.

1608
01:12:40,232 --> 01:12:41,775
No. Water.

1609
01:12:42,735 --> 01:12:45,070
[sighs] But, you know, he was different.

1610
01:12:45,154 --> 01:12:48,323
- Yeah, well, he heard what you said.
- I know. That's not what I mean.

1611
01:12:48,407 --> 01:12:50,492
He was talking to these prisoners.

1612
01:12:51,535 --> 01:12:53,704
I just saw him differently, I don't know.

1613
01:12:53,787 --> 01:12:56,206
- Girl, I can't with you.
- What?

1614
01:12:56,707 --> 01:12:58,292
You find out the man can screw

1615
01:12:58,375 --> 01:12:59,793
and now he's looking good?

1616
01:13:00,586 --> 01:13:02,337
- You're talking to me?
- Girl, look,

1617
01:13:02,421 --> 01:13:05,424
he was crazy about you before.
Make him crazy about you again.

1618
01:13:05,716 --> 01:13:06,800
Maybe he didn't enjoy me.

1619
01:13:06,884 --> 01:13:09,219
Well, then you have to prove to him
that you're that good.

1620
01:13:09,636 --> 01:13:11,513
- I'll see you in the morning.
- Good night.

1621
01:13:32,076 --> 01:13:33,076
[Tanya] Good morning.

1622
01:13:33,869 --> 01:13:34,869
Hi.

1623
01:13:36,038 --> 01:13:37,831
- Here's your coffee.
- Thank you.

1624
01:13:38,332 --> 01:13:39,333
Where's your money?

1625
01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:42,628
- Frank doesn't charge me.
- Oh, well, Frank isn't here.

1626
01:13:44,546 --> 01:13:46,757
Well, where is he?
I mean, he's always here.

1627
01:13:47,382 --> 01:13:49,635
Why? You don't like him, remember?

1628
01:13:49,718 --> 01:13:51,178
He told me what you said about him.

1629
01:13:52,179 --> 01:13:53,656
But let me just be honest with you, okay?

1630
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:56,242
You know that girl I was telling you
that come in here all the time?

1631
01:13:56,266 --> 01:13:58,018
Well, he took her
to breakfast this morning.

1632
01:13:59,728 --> 01:14:01,355
That's good. Mmm.

1633
01:14:02,397 --> 01:14:04,650
Girl, you know
you are not happy about that.

1634
01:14:05,776 --> 01:14:08,862
[scoffs] Tanya, listen.
I just come here for the coffee.

1635
01:14:08,946 --> 01:14:11,657
And the sausage.
I know you two were doing it.

1636
01:14:12,241 --> 01:14:14,618
- Did he tell you that?
- No, but you just did.

1637
01:14:14,701 --> 01:14:16,036
Ooh, tell me everything.

1638
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:18,640
Is he circumcised? Do he got
that turtleneck where it be like...

1639
01:14:19,414 --> 01:14:20,582
[muffled] Hello.

1640
01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:22,417
Um...

1641
01:14:23,210 --> 01:14:25,587
- Tell me everything.
- We didn't. We didn't.

1642
01:14:26,755 --> 01:14:28,715
- Girl. Okay.
- Bye, Tanya.

1643
01:14:29,049 --> 01:14:30,092
I got you.

1644
01:14:30,425 --> 01:14:33,971
Oh, Frank.
Danica didn't pay for her coffee.

1645
01:14:34,054 --> 01:14:35,806
Uh, that's... that's okay, Tanya.

1646
01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:37,057
Danica.

1647
01:14:37,141 --> 01:14:39,768
Mama didn't name you that.
She named you Danica.

1648
01:14:41,979 --> 01:14:44,099
- I need to get in here and help your sis...
- Just...

1649
01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:47,025
I need to say I was wrong

1650
01:14:47,442 --> 01:14:50,779
for saying the things
I said to my friend about you.

1651
01:14:51,738 --> 01:14:53,031
- Okay, thanks.
- No.

1652
01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:54,867
You're a good guy.

1653
01:14:56,076 --> 01:14:57,327
And I am so sorry.

1654
01:14:57,870 --> 01:14:58,871
I was wrong.

1655
01:14:59,246 --> 01:15:00,664
The way I treated you, it was...

1656
01:15:03,125 --> 01:15:04,209
It was terrible.

1657
01:15:05,752 --> 01:15:06,795
And I mean...

1658
01:15:07,963 --> 01:15:09,006
I was going through a lot.

1659
01:15:10,090 --> 01:15:11,175
Can we just start over?

1660
01:15:11,842 --> 01:15:13,886
Take our time and get to know each other.

1661
01:15:16,138 --> 01:15:18,265
[pop song playing]

1662
01:15:26,273 --> 01:15:28,192
[both panting]

1663
01:15:32,196 --> 01:15:33,197
It's real.

1664
01:15:36,783 --> 01:15:37,783
What?

1665
01:15:40,329 --> 01:15:41,914
Nothing. Nothing.

1666
01:15:45,459 --> 01:15:46,627
Can I tell you something?

1667
01:15:47,377 --> 01:15:48,420
Here it comes.

1668
01:15:48,879 --> 01:15:51,131
- I'll save you the trouble. I'll go.
- No, no, no.

1669
01:15:52,799 --> 01:15:54,159
I don't want you to leave tonight.

1670
01:15:55,969 --> 01:15:57,429
What about your crazy-ass sister?

1671
01:15:58,388 --> 01:15:59,848
She won't hear you. Just...

1672
01:16:01,099 --> 01:16:02,017
be quiet.

1673
01:16:02,100 --> 01:16:05,229
She might not hear me,
but she's gonna hear your loud ass.

1674
01:16:05,896 --> 01:16:07,356
Yes, I can.

1675
01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:09,566
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

1676
01:16:09,650 --> 01:16:11,944
- Tanya, get out.
- Mm-Mmm-Mmm.

1677
01:16:12,027 --> 01:16:14,863
Look at y'all.
I'm gonna need a cigarette after this.

1678
01:16:14,947 --> 01:16:16,698
Tanya, I locked the door.

1679
01:16:16,782 --> 01:16:19,034
Well, I pick locks like you pick pussy.

1680
01:16:19,117 --> 01:16:21,036
- [laughing]
- Tanya!

1681
01:16:21,119 --> 01:16:22,829
[sustained squeal]

1682
01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:26,375
Well, and now she knows.

1683
01:16:26,792 --> 01:16:27,918
And now I better go.

1684
01:16:29,461 --> 01:16:30,379
Why?

1685
01:16:30,462 --> 01:16:33,548
I mean, I wanna stay but, you know,
that does something else for me.

1686
01:16:35,050 --> 01:16:38,637
- How?
- I like you a lot, Danica, you know that.

1687
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:42,057
It's hard enough for me to sleep with you
without waking up looking at you.

1688
01:16:42,891 --> 01:16:44,309
Am I that bad in the morning?

1689
01:16:44,810 --> 01:16:45,810
No.

1690
01:16:46,144 --> 01:16:47,354
You're that beautiful.

1691
01:16:48,522 --> 01:16:49,731
But you're not into me.

1692
01:16:51,483 --> 01:16:54,319
So, I'm gonna protect my little heart,
and I'm gonna go.

1693
01:16:55,195 --> 01:16:56,195
You sure?

1694
01:16:57,322 --> 01:16:58,907
It's all good. I know how you feel.

1695
01:17:00,909 --> 01:17:02,077
I didn't mean that.

1696
01:17:03,745 --> 01:17:04,955
Good night.

1697
01:17:11,545 --> 01:17:13,130
- [Kalli] He said that?
- [Danica] Yes.

1698
01:17:13,505 --> 01:17:15,590
- He's gay.
- He is not gay.

1699
01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:17,968
Well, then he's perfect.

1700
01:17:19,094 --> 01:17:20,887
But he only has a few things on my list.

1701
01:17:20,971 --> 01:17:23,098
- Damn the list!
- Same thing I was thinking.

1702
01:17:24,308 --> 01:17:27,477
Well, if you don't want him,
I'm gonna start drinking all his coffee.

1703
01:17:27,561 --> 01:17:30,147
- I'll be at the Brown Bean in the morning.
- Girl, stop.

1704
01:17:31,231 --> 01:17:33,191
Seriously, you need to seal this deal.

1705
01:17:34,776 --> 01:17:37,112
I never pictured my life
with a man like him.

1706
01:17:38,363 --> 01:17:40,824
Well, girl, then paint another picture.

1707
01:17:41,408 --> 01:17:43,243
- Exactly.
- [laughs]

1708
01:17:45,871 --> 01:17:48,832
I have a little cabin
up in the mountains in Bear Creek,

1709
01:17:48,915 --> 01:17:51,501
and I would love for us to go up
one weekend.

1710
01:17:53,545 --> 01:17:54,629
I would like that.

1711
01:17:54,921 --> 01:17:57,382
I mean, you know, it's nothing fancy,
but it's mine.

1712
01:17:57,466 --> 01:18:00,469
When I get stressed out,
I use it to get away, so...

1713
01:18:01,553 --> 01:18:03,096
I would like to share it with you.

1714
01:18:05,015 --> 01:18:06,266
What's that look for?

1715
01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:09,561
I like you, Frank.

1716
01:18:10,145 --> 01:18:13,190
I do. Why... why are you laughing?

1717
01:18:14,191 --> 01:18:18,278
Look, when you're in recovery,
it's really important that you don't...

1718
01:18:19,571 --> 01:18:22,131
I don't know, put yourself in positions
that will break you down.

1719
01:18:22,199 --> 01:18:24,409
I know I'm not the man
that you're looking for, so,

1720
01:18:24,493 --> 01:18:26,953
I figure why not just enjoy
the here and now.

1721
01:18:28,205 --> 01:18:29,623
I'm not gonna hurt you.

1722
01:18:30,457 --> 01:18:31,750
Yeah, okay.

1723
01:18:32,834 --> 01:18:36,630
[female emcee]
Ladies and gentlemen, PJ Morton and Yebba.

1724
01:18:38,215 --> 01:18:39,216
[song begins]

1725
01:18:42,636 --> 01:18:44,137
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1726
01:18:44,721 --> 01:18:47,182
[vocalizing]

1727
01:18:48,934 --> 01:18:53,105
♪ I know your eyes in the morning sun ♪

1728
01:18:53,814 --> 01:18:58,402
♪ I feel you touch me
In the pouring rain ♪

1729
01:18:59,361 --> 01:19:04,449
♪ And the moment
That you wander far from me ♪

1730
01:19:05,158 --> 01:19:09,871
♪ I want to feel you
In my arms again, yeah ♪

1731
01:19:10,205 --> 01:19:15,335
[Yebba] ♪ And you may not think
That I care for you ♪

1732
01:19:15,836 --> 01:19:21,299
♪ When you know deep down inside
I really do ♪

1733
01:19:21,883 --> 01:19:24,886
♪ Babe, you need to show ♪

1734
01:19:24,970 --> 01:19:31,601
[both] ♪ How deep is your love
How deep is your love ♪

1735
01:19:32,060 --> 01:19:35,480
[PJ] ♪ I really mean to learn ♪

1736
01:19:35,564 --> 01:19:40,819
♪ 'Cause we're living
In a world of fools ♪

1737
01:19:40,902 --> 01:19:44,156
♪ Breaking us down ♪

1738
01:19:44,239 --> 01:19:49,035
♪ When they all should let us be ♪

1739
01:19:49,119 --> 01:19:52,330
♪ We belong to you and me ♪

1740
01:19:52,414 --> 01:19:57,836
♪ How deep is your love
How deep is your love ♪

1741
01:19:57,919 --> 01:20:01,882
♪ I really mean to learn ♪

1742
01:20:01,965 --> 01:20:05,177
♪ 'Cause we're living in a world... ♪

1743
01:20:05,635 --> 01:20:07,012
Sorry, did I wake you?

1744
01:20:08,013 --> 01:20:09,764
No, I was getting up.

1745
01:20:09,848 --> 01:20:11,600
You should rest. Tanya can open the shop.

1746
01:20:11,683 --> 01:20:14,311
No, I should go, because, you know,
by the time I get home

1747
01:20:14,394 --> 01:20:16,080
and then fight traffic,
get outta the shower...

1748
01:20:16,104 --> 01:20:17,731
You should leave some things here.

1749
01:20:18,815 --> 01:20:20,025
Are we getting serious?

1750
01:20:21,610 --> 01:20:23,778
Yeah. I love having you around.

1751
01:20:25,572 --> 01:20:26,948
I'll see you later, okay?

1752
01:20:28,283 --> 01:20:29,284
You got it.

1753
01:20:32,746 --> 01:20:35,582
- So, that was a great meeting.
- I think so.

1754
01:20:35,665 --> 01:20:37,501
- Progress, right?
- Yeah.

1755
01:20:39,252 --> 01:20:40,252
What's wrong?

1756
01:20:43,590 --> 01:20:45,008
Who is that?

1757
01:20:46,218 --> 01:20:48,720
- [knocks]
- Danica, there is a...

1758
01:20:48,803 --> 01:20:49,803
Charlie.

1759
01:20:52,057 --> 01:20:53,308
I thought he wasn't real.

1760
01:20:54,476 --> 01:20:57,562
- Yeah. Should I bring him in?
- Hell, yeah.

1761
01:20:57,646 --> 01:20:59,856
- Okay.
- Oh, shoot!

1762
01:21:04,945 --> 01:21:06,446
- I'm Kalli.
- Hey.

1763
01:21:06,530 --> 01:21:09,282
I heard a lot about you.
You look exactly how I thought you would.

1764
01:21:13,078 --> 01:21:15,622
I'm gonna let you guys talk. Excuse me.

1765
01:21:15,914 --> 01:21:17,207
[grunts]

1766
01:21:17,290 --> 01:21:19,751
- Sorry, sorry.
- It's okay. It's okay.

1767
01:21:23,588 --> 01:21:24,589
Hey.

1768
01:21:27,551 --> 01:21:30,262
- How are you?
- How are you? [clears throat]

1769
01:21:30,345 --> 01:21:31,471
I've been crazy.

1770
01:21:31,555 --> 01:21:33,056
There was a fire in the rig,

1771
01:21:33,139 --> 01:21:35,892
and this is gonna sound like a lie,
but it's not, okay?

1772
01:21:35,976 --> 01:21:37,852
The night I was supposed to call you,

1773
01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:40,438
I lost my laptop, I lost my phone,
I lost all my contacts

1774
01:21:40,522 --> 01:21:41,773
which has been mayhem itself.

1775
01:21:42,107 --> 01:21:44,568
And then when I finally found your email,
it was changed.

1776
01:21:44,651 --> 01:21:48,280
So I reached out to everybody
that I thought may know you,

1777
01:21:49,030 --> 01:21:51,575
and I called every ad agency
in the city...

1778
01:21:52,784 --> 01:21:53,785
asking for you.

1779
01:21:56,871 --> 01:21:58,957
Well, that's been three months now.

1780
01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:00,875
And I've been looking for you ever since.

1781
01:22:03,003 --> 01:22:04,254
Charlie... [clears throat]

1782
01:22:05,255 --> 01:22:07,048
- What about that guy?
- Lawrence.

1783
01:22:07,132 --> 01:22:08,883
We were cool. He was my college coach,

1784
01:22:08,967 --> 01:22:11,511
and it's embarrassing,
but I had really bad credit in college

1785
01:22:11,595 --> 01:22:13,805
and my phone was in his name for years.

1786
01:22:13,888 --> 01:22:16,308
And he must've hacked my phone
and called you.

1787
01:22:17,434 --> 01:22:19,311
I don't know why he would do that.

1788
01:22:19,394 --> 01:22:23,023
But I've been going crazy not knowing
where you were. I'm so sorry, I just...

1789
01:22:23,648 --> 01:22:26,526
You look so beautiful in person.
I'm sorry, I just...

1790
01:22:27,485 --> 01:22:29,205
You know how much I love you
and I miss you?

1791
01:22:29,904 --> 01:22:31,197
We're soul mates, remember that?

1792
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:35,619
Look, do we have
to have this conversation here?

1793
01:22:35,702 --> 01:22:38,079
Or can we maybe go to lunch or something?

1794
01:22:38,622 --> 01:22:42,584
I'm sorry, but you're gonna have
to give me a second to take this all in.

1795
01:22:42,667 --> 01:22:44,961
Yeah, of course, I totally get that.

1796
01:22:45,045 --> 01:22:48,715
Obviously you can see that this is...
[clears throat] this is hard for me.

1797
01:22:48,798 --> 01:22:52,510
But not to take away the fact
that this must be confusing for you.

1798
01:22:53,219 --> 01:22:56,306
Um, look, I'm sorry I just barged in here,
but I didn't know what else to do.

1799
01:22:56,389 --> 01:22:59,976
I just wanted to see you,
but these are my numbers.

1800
01:23:00,644 --> 01:23:01,645
So, if you wanna...

1801
01:23:03,188 --> 01:23:04,689
You know, just...

1802
01:23:10,070 --> 01:23:11,696
[sighs]

1803
01:23:11,780 --> 01:23:13,657
[knocking]

1804
01:23:13,740 --> 01:23:15,075
We closed.

1805
01:23:16,910 --> 01:23:18,536
- [knocking]
- [Kalli] Tanya.

1806
01:23:18,912 --> 01:23:21,164
What do you not understand
about "we closed"?

1807
01:23:21,247 --> 01:23:22,290
It's Kalli.

1808
01:23:22,666 --> 01:23:25,293
- So? We're closed.
- Girl, open the door.

1809
01:23:27,170 --> 01:23:28,170
Damn!

1810
01:23:28,672 --> 01:23:30,712
It's too late for you bitches
to be drinking coffee.

1811
01:23:30,757 --> 01:23:33,843
What the hell you want coming in here
like Sofia from The Color Purple?

1812
01:23:33,927 --> 01:23:34,928
Well, hey.

1813
01:23:36,012 --> 01:23:37,013
What?

1814
01:23:37,889 --> 01:23:39,808
- Did she tell you?
- Tell me what?

1815
01:23:40,266 --> 01:23:42,477
Girl, Charlie is real.

1816
01:23:43,103 --> 01:23:45,814
- Are you serious?
- Yes, and he's beautiful.

1817
01:23:46,356 --> 01:23:48,858
But it can't be him, because we did
our research and everything

1818
01:23:48,942 --> 01:23:49,984
and we shut that down.

1819
01:23:50,068 --> 01:23:53,738
No. The dude that you burned?
He was using his identity.

1820
01:23:54,030 --> 01:23:55,990
And he hacked his phone.

1821
01:23:56,908 --> 01:23:59,536
Man, she's dating Frank right now.

1822
01:23:59,619 --> 01:24:02,914
And, look, the only reason I'm telling you
is because you need to look out for her.

1823
01:24:02,997 --> 01:24:04,916
Okay? She's so confused and...

1824
01:24:06,793 --> 01:24:09,462
- Are you smoking weed?
- Yeah. I got a prescription.

1825
01:24:13,883 --> 01:24:16,678
What you typing
with those pretty little fingers, huh?

1826
01:24:19,013 --> 01:24:21,599
Mmm. I'm not in the mood.

1827
01:24:26,563 --> 01:24:28,148
What's up? What's going on?

1828
01:24:28,231 --> 01:24:29,231
[sighs]

1829
01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:32,652
I'm really stressed at work right now.
I'm gonna need a minute.

1830
01:24:36,364 --> 01:24:37,490
It's something else.

1831
01:24:38,908 --> 01:24:41,202
But you'll tell me when you're ready,
I guess.

1832
01:24:41,286 --> 01:24:42,495
It's nothing else.

1833
01:24:47,584 --> 01:24:48,918
Mm-hmm.

1834
01:24:54,382 --> 01:24:56,509
[woman on TV, indistinct]

1835
01:24:57,886 --> 01:24:59,053
[door shuts]

1836
01:24:59,137 --> 01:25:00,638
- You leaving?
- Yeah.

1837
01:25:01,556 --> 01:25:02,724
Why?

1838
01:25:02,807 --> 01:25:04,893
Ask your sister, Tanya.
I'll see you tomorrow.

1839
01:25:15,695 --> 01:25:17,447
Why didn't you tell me
that Charlie was real

1840
01:25:17,530 --> 01:25:19,115
and you was thinking about seeing him?

1841
01:25:19,532 --> 01:25:21,159
[groans] That damn Kalli.

1842
01:25:21,451 --> 01:25:22,452
Don't hurt Frank.

1843
01:25:23,077 --> 01:25:24,913
Okay, good night.

1844
01:25:24,996 --> 01:25:28,166
You know that man can slip back into using
if he gets his heart broke, Danica.

1845
01:25:32,629 --> 01:25:34,088
[sighs]

1846
01:25:35,465 --> 01:25:37,884
What the hell is wrong with me? Shit.

1847
01:25:38,718 --> 01:25:42,639
I have this great guy,
and I'm so confused.

1848
01:25:43,264 --> 01:25:45,266
Why did I call him to take me to lunch?

1849
01:25:45,350 --> 01:25:47,185
Look, maybe you should go out with him.

1850
01:25:47,268 --> 01:25:48,978
You know, just to see if he's the one.

1851
01:25:49,312 --> 01:25:52,065
Just see him.
If not, you'll always wonder.

1852
01:25:52,899 --> 01:25:54,275
And it's just lunch, right?

1853
01:25:55,276 --> 01:25:58,196
- Right.
- There he is. Go.

1854
01:25:58,863 --> 01:25:59,864
Hey.

1855
01:26:00,198 --> 01:26:01,324
- Hi.
- You ready?

1856
01:26:01,407 --> 01:26:02,407
Yeah.

1857
01:26:03,284 --> 01:26:04,284
- Yeah.
- Hi.

1858
01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:08,832
Her name is Kalli, right, not Sally?

1859
01:26:08,915 --> 01:26:10,625
It's Kalli, yeah.

1860
01:26:11,209 --> 01:26:14,212
- [Charlie]...maybe not at all.
- [Danica] I mean, for you, never.

1861
01:26:15,380 --> 01:26:18,091
- I mean, you know.
- Oh, I know.

1862
01:26:18,174 --> 01:26:19,300
You started this thing.

1863
01:26:19,384 --> 01:26:22,220
- It's unreal. Too real.
- This is insane, huh?

1864
01:26:22,303 --> 01:26:23,346
Yeah.

1865
01:26:25,557 --> 01:26:27,225
[cell phone vibrates]

1866
01:26:29,143 --> 01:26:30,583
You know you're my soul mate, right?

1867
01:26:31,104 --> 01:26:32,772
[line ringing]

1868
01:26:33,815 --> 01:26:36,109
- Um... [clears throat]
- Who's that, soul mate?

1869
01:26:36,192 --> 01:26:38,444
- [both laughing]
- [Danica] Um...

1870
01:26:38,528 --> 01:26:41,114
Frank, just someone I know.

1871
01:26:41,823 --> 01:26:44,263
Okay, well, cool. The restaurant is, uh,
just down the street.

1872
01:26:44,325 --> 01:26:45,577
"Just someone I know," huh?

1873
01:26:50,540 --> 01:26:52,166
Frank, um, Charlie.

1874
01:26:52,876 --> 01:26:54,502
- What's up, man?
- [laughs]

1875
01:26:54,586 --> 01:26:55,986
The one that's been catfishing you?

1876
01:26:57,755 --> 01:26:58,923
Turns out he's real.

1877
01:27:00,008 --> 01:27:02,302
And your soul mate, apparently. Great.

1878
01:27:02,385 --> 01:27:03,705
I'm just someone you know, right?

1879
01:27:05,388 --> 01:27:06,639
- Frank...
- Fuck off.

1880
01:27:06,723 --> 01:27:07,843
Nice to meet you, soul mate.

1881
01:27:07,891 --> 01:27:09,559
- Nice to meet you too...
- Yeah.

1882
01:27:09,642 --> 01:27:11,936
Uh, Frank. [clears throat]

1883
01:27:12,854 --> 01:27:14,564
Does he got an anger management problem?

1884
01:27:16,441 --> 01:27:18,860
- Damn, girl. He was pissed.
- Yeah.

1885
01:27:19,611 --> 01:27:21,112
So, what are you gonna do?

1886
01:27:21,195 --> 01:27:23,531
I'm going to go out with Charlie to see.

1887
01:27:24,032 --> 01:27:26,951
And if Frank can't understand that,
then too bad.

1888
01:27:27,035 --> 01:27:28,870
Men do this all the time.

1889
01:27:29,871 --> 01:27:30,955
That's true.

1890
01:27:31,039 --> 01:27:32,415
Right. So...

1891
01:27:33,917 --> 01:27:34,918
What?

1892
01:27:36,461 --> 01:27:38,963
You make me wanna get so high,
I can't feel my face!

1893
01:27:39,672 --> 01:27:42,508
You know I'm not sensitive, right?
You know that?

1894
01:27:42,592 --> 01:27:44,737
You just told me the other day
that you were sensitive.

1895
01:27:44,761 --> 01:27:46,220
Shut up, bitch! I changed my mind.

1896
01:27:46,304 --> 01:27:47,931
Did that hurt your feelings? I'm sorry.

1897
01:27:49,057 --> 01:27:50,183
He was crying.

1898
01:27:51,059 --> 01:27:53,186
Frank. You made him cry.

1899
01:27:53,436 --> 01:27:55,730
Well, I... I'm sorry.

1900
01:27:55,813 --> 01:27:58,441
Well, I felt so bad for him,
I had to go ahead and fuck him.

1901
01:28:01,611 --> 01:28:03,821
- What?
- I fucked him.

1902
01:28:03,905 --> 01:28:05,281
Good too.

1903
01:28:05,365 --> 01:28:06,991
You slept with your sister's man?

1904
01:28:07,075 --> 01:28:10,286
Yep, and we moving in together.
Where's his stuff?

1905
01:28:10,870 --> 01:28:13,498
You know what, get it and get out.

1906
01:28:14,457 --> 01:28:16,209
I know you not mad
while you standing there

1907
01:28:16,292 --> 01:28:18,586
dressed up
to go out with that other nigga.

1908
01:28:19,045 --> 01:28:20,046
Slut.

1909
01:28:21,464 --> 01:28:22,632
"Slut."

1910
01:28:22,715 --> 01:28:24,717
- Yep, you a slut.
- [scoffs]

1911
01:28:25,677 --> 01:28:28,554
[Charlie] So, the igniter fluid
was sludge. It was crazy.

1912
01:28:28,638 --> 01:28:31,015
- [Danica] Mmm.
- [laughs]

1913
01:28:31,099 --> 01:28:33,393
- That sounds terrible.
- It was, it was.

1914
01:28:33,476 --> 01:28:34,703
Which... I guess you had to be there.

1915
01:28:34,727 --> 01:28:37,122
But being an engineer, I had to be there.
You know what I mean?

1916
01:28:37,146 --> 01:28:40,525
So, like, I could've come home earlier,
but I'm important.

1917
01:28:40,608 --> 01:28:43,611
I was like the Steph Curry
of oil rig engineering.

1918
01:28:45,863 --> 01:28:47,031
Okay.

1919
01:28:47,699 --> 01:28:48,783
You know what? I'm sorry.

1920
01:28:48,866 --> 01:28:52,036
I just keep talking about myself.
There's so much to talk about.

1921
01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:54,664
But how are you? How is your job?

1922
01:28:55,456 --> 01:28:57,125
- It's good. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?

1923
01:28:57,208 --> 01:29:00,461
It's good. I had this big client
the other day...

1924
01:29:00,545 --> 01:29:03,089
A big client's good.
Hey, excuse me, waiter. Excuse me.

1925
01:29:03,172 --> 01:29:05,258
Can we get another round here, please?
Thank you.

1926
01:29:05,341 --> 01:29:07,927
This décor is just... I mean, the plates,

1927
01:29:08,011 --> 01:29:09,238
- they're great, on the wall.
- Yeah.

1928
01:29:09,262 --> 01:29:11,764
I mean, I don't even know
what to do with...

1929
01:29:11,848 --> 01:29:13,648
I'm used to my sea legs,
you know what I mean?

1930
01:29:13,850 --> 01:29:15,852
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure.
- Yeah. Okay.

1931
01:29:15,935 --> 01:29:17,729
I'll just... I'll just take this.
Thank you.

1932
01:29:17,812 --> 01:29:18,813
Oh, okay.

1933
01:29:18,896 --> 01:29:20,106
Yeah, well... [clears throat]

1934
01:29:20,857 --> 01:29:24,485
Um, sir, I'm sorry.
But can I have a few shots?

1935
01:29:24,736 --> 01:29:26,320
[gasps] Ho ho!

1936
01:29:26,404 --> 01:29:28,823
- Shots, okay. Shots for the lady.
- Any type of vodka.

1937
01:29:28,906 --> 01:29:30,742
Shots for the lady. She's ready to party.

1938
01:29:31,117 --> 01:29:33,661
Um... shots? Oh. Okay.

1939
01:29:34,620 --> 01:29:36,998
- All right. That's how you do that.
- I wasn't ready,

1940
01:29:37,081 --> 01:29:38,892
- but, cheers.
- Okay. Yeah, well, cheers to you.

1941
01:29:38,916 --> 01:29:40,376
To the health. To all the health.

1942
01:29:40,460 --> 01:29:42,170
[laughs] Shots?

1943
01:29:49,093 --> 01:29:50,933
Obviously everybody thought
I was gonna go pro.

1944
01:29:50,970 --> 01:29:53,431
- I mean, I was so good.
- [laughs]

1945
01:29:53,514 --> 01:29:56,017
But then, I got injured.
It was this freak injury.

1946
01:29:56,100 --> 01:29:58,144
Pencil in the penis. You know how it goes.

1947
01:29:58,227 --> 01:30:00,188
Sometimes I lose feeling below the waist.

1948
01:30:00,271 --> 01:30:02,648
[clears throat]
But... A little tingling sensation.

1949
01:30:02,732 --> 01:30:05,777
But I've, you know, done a lot of rehab
on it. I got it under control.

1950
01:30:05,860 --> 01:30:08,738
So, I went to this, uh,
earth therapy for that.

1951
01:30:08,821 --> 01:30:11,741
And they told me, you know,
just bring the motherland in.

1952
01:30:11,824 --> 01:30:13,493
Do... Do African chants,

1953
01:30:13,576 --> 01:30:16,788
and, you know, then there's...
Then the tingling subsides.

1954
01:30:16,871 --> 01:30:19,457
So, it's just, uh... [rhythmic chanting]

1955
01:30:19,540 --> 01:30:21,643
You know, like, you know,
just gotta bring the ancestors back.

1956
01:30:21,667 --> 01:30:22,770
You know, from the ground up.

1957
01:30:22,794 --> 01:30:25,213
[laughing] Hey...

1958
01:30:25,421 --> 01:30:27,673
Get with it. Here you go.
I think I had enough already.

1959
01:30:28,007 --> 01:30:30,802
So... You ain't gotta do it
with that glass, baby. I got this.

1960
01:30:31,427 --> 01:30:32,595
You like to spit, huh?

1961
01:30:33,137 --> 01:30:34,847
Okay, uh...

1962
01:30:35,181 --> 01:30:36,390
Can we go now?

1963
01:30:37,183 --> 01:30:39,435
I put the "D" in ready.

1964
01:30:39,519 --> 01:30:42,146
[kissing and grunting]

1965
01:30:43,898 --> 01:30:45,498
[Charlie] Damn, you got a hard-ass head.

1966
01:30:45,983 --> 01:30:46,984
[Danica] What?

1967
01:30:47,068 --> 01:30:48,611
Yes, baby. Uh-huh.

1968
01:30:48,694 --> 01:30:50,404
Oh, yeah. NASA, we got liftoff now.

1969
01:30:51,656 --> 01:30:53,092
- Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
- Yeah? Okay.

1970
01:30:53,116 --> 01:30:54,158
- Okay.
- Oh, yes.

1971
01:30:54,408 --> 01:30:55,636
- Come on, come here, yeah.
- Yeah, okay.

1972
01:30:55,660 --> 01:30:56,702
Let's just make out.

1973
01:30:57,662 --> 01:31:00,206
[loud moaning]

1974
01:31:00,289 --> 01:31:03,292
Come, Papa Bear, up in that cave. [grunts]

1975
01:31:03,376 --> 01:31:05,378
- Um... Oh, God.
- Yes! Welcome to the jungle!

1976
01:31:05,461 --> 01:31:07,672
Welcome to the... [loud groaning]

1977
01:31:07,755 --> 01:31:09,715
[rhythmic chanting]

1978
01:31:09,799 --> 01:31:12,802
[high-pitched grunts]

1979
01:31:13,177 --> 01:31:16,055
- [chanting]
- Oh!

1980
01:31:16,139 --> 01:31:18,266
[exhales] Whoo!

1981
01:31:18,349 --> 01:31:20,143
[humming]

1982
01:31:20,768 --> 01:31:22,270
You remind me of my mama.

1983
01:31:23,229 --> 01:31:25,398
- That's weird.
- No, it's a beautiful thing.

1984
01:31:25,690 --> 01:31:26,690
Wait.

1985
01:31:28,234 --> 01:31:29,235
Oh, God.

1986
01:31:31,237 --> 01:31:32,822
[grunts] Oh, God.

1987
01:31:34,949 --> 01:31:36,159
Oh...

1988
01:31:36,576 --> 01:31:37,577
All right.

1989
01:31:38,911 --> 01:31:40,371
- Um...
- [Charlie] Whoo!

1990
01:31:41,289 --> 01:31:42,331
Okay.

1991
01:31:42,415 --> 01:31:44,083
[exhales] Mmm.

1992
01:31:45,084 --> 01:31:47,086
- All right. [groans]
- [water running]

1993
01:31:47,170 --> 01:31:48,588
That was, uh...

1994
01:31:49,088 --> 01:31:50,089
something.

1995
01:31:55,469 --> 01:31:56,554
All right, seven minutes.

1996
01:31:56,637 --> 01:31:58,097
What? Who is seven minutes?

1997
01:31:59,348 --> 01:32:00,349
The Uber.

1998
01:32:01,267 --> 01:32:03,519
What? You called me an Uber?

1999
01:32:04,187 --> 01:32:06,272
Well, UberPOOL.

2000
01:32:06,355 --> 01:32:08,941
That way I save some money,
you make some new friends.

2001
01:32:09,025 --> 01:32:11,110
- Everybody wins.
- Thank you.

2002
01:32:12,778 --> 01:32:14,530
- You're welcome.
- No, really, thank you.

2003
01:32:14,614 --> 01:32:16,534
Don't mention it.
Want me to walk you downstairs?

2004
01:32:16,824 --> 01:32:20,536
Um... nope, I got it.
Let me grab my purse.

2005
01:32:21,495 --> 01:32:22,663
Uh...

2006
01:32:23,623 --> 01:32:26,792
Yup. Thanks, Charlie. Thank you so...

2007
01:32:27,460 --> 01:32:28,586
Thank you.

2008
01:32:28,669 --> 01:32:30,755
I mean, we got seven,
we got, like, seven minutes.

2009
01:32:30,838 --> 01:32:33,318
- No, thank you very much.
- We can get, like, two or three in.

2010
01:32:35,801 --> 01:32:36,802
[door opens]

2011
01:32:38,679 --> 01:32:40,723
[Kalli] Wait, did you have sex with him?

2012
01:32:41,682 --> 01:32:42,767
He thinks we did.

2013
01:32:43,267 --> 01:32:44,810
Uh, what does that mean?

2014
01:32:44,894 --> 01:32:48,606
Well, I was only gonna make out with him
because I'm so confused.

2015
01:32:48,689 --> 01:32:53,402
And, well, we were making out,
and he thinks we had sex.

2016
01:32:53,486 --> 01:32:54,904
Wait a minute. Wait.

2017
01:32:55,321 --> 01:32:57,240
How does he think that and not know it?

2018
01:32:57,323 --> 01:32:59,700
He was having sex with my inner thighs.

2019
01:32:59,784 --> 01:33:02,536
[Kalli laughing]

2020
01:33:04,372 --> 01:33:06,707
Kalli. Kalli. Kalli!

2021
01:33:07,541 --> 01:33:09,377
- It's not that funny.
- Wait, wait, wait.

2022
01:33:09,710 --> 01:33:11,712
Didn't you say he called you an Uber too?

2023
01:33:12,004 --> 01:33:13,422
[laughing]

2024
01:33:13,506 --> 01:33:15,007
Ka... Okay. I'm...

2025
01:33:15,091 --> 01:33:16,425
I'm getting off the phone now.

2026
01:33:17,051 --> 01:33:18,970
Whoo! That's what you wanted
on your list, girl.

2027
01:33:19,053 --> 01:33:20,596
[laughing]

2028
01:33:21,097 --> 01:33:23,516
- I'll call you back.
- I'm sorry.

2029
01:33:25,559 --> 01:33:26,560
Hi.

2030
01:33:27,979 --> 01:33:31,190
- I didn't know you were here.
- Yeah, I'm just grabbing my things.

2031
01:33:32,483 --> 01:33:34,169
Well, I'm glad you are.
I wanna talk to you.

2032
01:33:34,193 --> 01:33:35,462
I got nothing to say to you, Danica.

2033
01:33:35,486 --> 01:33:38,197
[Tanya] That's right,
we ain't got a damn thing to say to you.

2034
01:33:41,075 --> 01:33:42,493
You have every right to be upset.

2035
01:33:43,160 --> 01:33:45,705
- But so do I.
- So do you? What did I do?

2036
01:33:45,788 --> 01:33:47,081
You slept with my sister.

2037
01:33:47,164 --> 01:33:49,000
- What?
- You heard me.

2038
01:33:49,083 --> 01:33:50,751
No, I didn't. What?

2039
01:33:51,294 --> 01:33:53,254
- Tanya.
- Yes, you touched me. You did.

2040
01:33:53,671 --> 01:33:54,672
Tanya.

2041
01:33:55,256 --> 01:33:56,257
Okay, I'm lying.

2042
01:33:57,049 --> 01:33:58,634
I would never sleep with your sister.

2043
01:33:58,718 --> 01:34:00,094
What the hell is wrong with me?

2044
01:34:00,177 --> 01:34:01,887
Tanya,
'cause I'm in love with your sister.

2045
01:34:02,972 --> 01:34:03,973
In love?

2046
01:34:04,974 --> 01:34:06,309
Yeah, and I'm a damn fool for it.

2047
01:34:08,060 --> 01:34:10,479
No, you're not a fool. I'm the fool.

2048
01:34:11,355 --> 01:34:12,857
I was confused and...

2049
01:34:13,649 --> 01:34:14,692
Try to understand,

2050
01:34:15,067 --> 01:34:16,986
this guy was my dream guy.

2051
01:34:17,069 --> 01:34:18,696
He had everything on my list.

2052
01:34:19,322 --> 01:34:20,323
And you...

2053
01:34:20,990 --> 01:34:23,743
- you just came out of nowhere.
- Yup.

2054
01:34:24,118 --> 01:34:25,619
I have nothing on your list, right?

2055
01:34:26,162 --> 01:34:27,955
Look, I get it. I'm not your dream dude.

2056
01:34:28,497 --> 01:34:30,177
I'm a little rough around the edges,
right?

2057
01:34:32,126 --> 01:34:33,127
But you know what?

2058
01:34:33,753 --> 01:34:37,131
I've worked my ass off, Danica,
to get on my feet.

2059
01:34:38,090 --> 01:34:40,634
To have a spot, a place on this Earth.

2060
01:34:42,094 --> 01:34:45,348
I've fought through a lot of shit,
and I've done a lot of shit.

2061
01:34:45,431 --> 01:34:48,184
But I'll tell you this:
one thing I would never do

2062
01:34:48,267 --> 01:34:51,604
is get fucked over
by some girl I was just trying to love.

2063
01:34:51,854 --> 01:34:53,314
I'm a good dude. You get that?

2064
01:34:53,397 --> 01:34:55,441
And I don't deserve
to be treated like this.

2065
01:34:55,691 --> 01:34:57,943
So if you can't handle what I got to give,

2066
01:34:58,027 --> 01:34:59,820
then go be with your list dude.

2067
01:35:00,321 --> 01:35:02,573
Don't cry, Frank,
'cause if you start crying I'm gonna...

2068
01:35:02,656 --> 01:35:04,784
- Tanya!
- [Danica] Frank...

2069
01:35:05,743 --> 01:35:06,744
- I'm sorry.
- Danica,

2070
01:35:07,495 --> 01:35:08,496
can I go?

2071
01:35:09,038 --> 01:35:11,118
'Cause I really don't ever
wanna see your face again.

2072
01:35:14,418 --> 01:35:15,795
But you just said you loved me.

2073
01:35:19,131 --> 01:35:21,217
And that's supposed to make me
wanna be with you?

2074
01:35:22,802 --> 01:35:23,803
That ain't enough.

2075
01:35:25,888 --> 01:35:27,098
Bye, Tanya.

2076
01:35:27,765 --> 01:35:30,226
[door opens and shuts]

2077
01:35:32,436 --> 01:35:33,604
[Tanya] Don't look at me.

2078
01:35:33,687 --> 01:35:37,108
'Cause if he would have even smiled
in my direction, I would have fucked him.

2079
01:35:37,191 --> 01:35:38,734
And I would have got pregnant.

2080
01:35:38,818 --> 01:35:42,363
And I would have had me
a little coffee Brown Bean baby, okay?

2081
01:35:43,447 --> 01:35:48,035
Oh, I told Mama everything and she said
she wanna see us in Jersey in the morning.

2082
01:35:53,249 --> 01:35:54,708
Hi, girls.

2083
01:35:55,042 --> 01:35:57,711
- [Tanya] Hey, Mama.
- I love y'all. Come on in.

2084
01:35:57,795 --> 01:36:01,006
[Danica] Okay, so we were having this
debate about the list you made for Daddy.

2085
01:36:01,090 --> 01:36:02,216
Can we see it?

2086
01:36:02,299 --> 01:36:05,428
Are you talking about that list
I told you about, like, 20 years ago?

2087
01:36:06,303 --> 01:36:07,638
Yeah, that one.

2088
01:36:08,597 --> 01:36:10,933
- I lost it.
- I told you.

2089
01:36:11,016 --> 01:36:14,145
Mama, did you lie to me about this list?

2090
01:36:15,563 --> 01:36:17,815
It's possible. [chuckles]

2091
01:36:17,898 --> 01:36:19,150
I don't think I did, but...

2092
01:36:20,276 --> 01:36:22,528
What about my dad?

2093
01:36:22,903 --> 01:36:25,197
I don't know that motherfucker.
I'm not sure.

2094
01:36:25,573 --> 01:36:27,992
It could have been
any number of really good people.

2095
01:36:28,075 --> 01:36:29,201
So you lied.

2096
01:36:29,952 --> 01:36:33,080
- When?
- When you told me about Daddy's list.

2097
01:36:34,165 --> 01:36:36,417
I made a list. It just...

2098
01:36:36,500 --> 01:36:40,254
I've never met anyone who got
everything they wanted in one person.

2099
01:36:40,337 --> 01:36:44,842
Sure, in the beginning,
it feels like it could be magnificent.

2100
01:36:45,134 --> 01:36:48,179
And then you start to see,
well, they got a couple little flaws.

2101
01:36:48,262 --> 01:36:50,431
You know? And that's okay.

2102
01:36:51,015 --> 01:36:54,477
Because in the real world,
all you can do is hope to live

2103
01:36:54,935 --> 01:37:00,024
with the little tiny perfections you find
in the very flawed people you come across.

2104
01:37:00,983 --> 01:37:03,068
I suggest you go get that man.

2105
01:37:19,627 --> 01:37:21,504
[thunder rumbling]

2106
01:37:32,139 --> 01:37:33,849
[knocking on door]

2107
01:37:38,354 --> 01:37:39,897
I know you're an amazing man.

2108
01:37:41,690 --> 01:37:45,110
And I was foolish
for chasing what was a dream.

2109
01:37:46,070 --> 01:37:47,446
I know you're not perfect.

2110
01:37:48,489 --> 01:37:49,907
Neither am I.

2111
01:37:49,990 --> 01:37:52,326
But we can be imperfect together.

2112
01:37:55,829 --> 01:37:58,457
[sighs] I know you don't wanna
talk to me right now.

2113
01:37:59,124 --> 01:38:02,169
But I'm gonna stand out here
and hope that you come and talk.

2114
01:38:02,545 --> 01:38:03,796
Even if it takes all night.

2115
01:38:04,672 --> 01:38:06,799
I am going to be right here.

2116
01:38:08,634 --> 01:38:09,718
'Cause I love you.

2117
01:38:12,972 --> 01:38:14,056
[sobs]

2118
01:38:15,224 --> 01:38:16,850
I do love you, Frank.

2119
01:38:19,562 --> 01:38:21,146
And I'm so sorry.

2120
01:38:23,357 --> 01:38:26,819
So, if that means
making a fool of myself again...

2121
01:38:31,198 --> 01:38:32,199
well, then I will.

2122
01:38:35,327 --> 01:38:36,328
I will.

2123
01:38:36,787 --> 01:38:38,789
Because sometimes love is not easy.

2124
01:38:43,168 --> 01:38:45,629
It's hard as hell.

2125
01:38:47,548 --> 01:38:49,675
And even though I'm trying to love you,

2126
01:38:50,259 --> 01:38:51,510
[sobs]

2127
01:38:51,594 --> 01:38:53,095
I just don't know how.

2128
01:38:56,098 --> 01:38:57,099
So...

2129
01:38:58,976 --> 01:39:00,185
if you can help me...

2130
01:39:01,979 --> 01:39:03,397
then I think I can help you.

2131
01:39:06,900 --> 01:39:07,901
Okay, I got you.

2132
01:39:08,944 --> 01:39:09,945
I got you.

2133
01:39:10,904 --> 01:39:12,664
Nigga,
you really ain't gonna open this door?

2134
01:39:15,576 --> 01:39:16,576
Okay.

2135
01:39:17,494 --> 01:39:19,204
Fine. [sniffles]

2136
01:39:23,751 --> 01:39:25,628
[thunder rumbling]

2137
01:39:32,259 --> 01:39:34,637
[man on TV] I disagree.
I think he needs to be on the bench.

2138
01:39:34,720 --> 01:39:36,406
- [song playing outside]
- I think he needs to learn a little bit.

2139
01:39:36,430 --> 01:39:38,390
Especially with a journeyman
like they have...

2140
01:39:38,474 --> 01:39:40,976
♪ Darling, I ♪

2141
01:39:41,060 --> 01:39:44,063
[lip-syncing] ♪ I can't explain ♪

2142
01:39:44,521 --> 01:39:47,941
♪ Where did we lose our way? ♪

2143
01:39:49,109 --> 01:39:52,946
[singing along]
♪ Girl, it's driving me insane ♪

2144
01:39:53,364 --> 01:39:57,242
♪ And I know I just need one more chance ♪

2145
01:39:57,660 --> 01:40:00,913
[lip-syncing] ♪ To prove my love to you ♪

2146
01:40:01,163 --> 01:40:03,582
♪ And if you come back to me ♪

2147
01:40:03,832 --> 01:40:05,668
♪ I'll guarantee ♪

2148
01:40:05,751 --> 01:40:09,171
[singing along]
♪ That I'll never let you go ♪

2149
01:40:09,254 --> 01:40:15,803
♪ Can we go back
To the days our love was strong? ♪

2150
01:40:17,471 --> 01:40:24,269
♪ Can you tell me
How a perfect love goes wrong? ♪

2151
01:40:25,688 --> 01:40:30,234
♪ Can somebody tell me
How to get things back ♪

2152
01:40:30,317 --> 01:40:33,612
♪ The way they used to be? ♪

2153
01:40:34,697 --> 01:40:38,242
♪ Oh, God, give me the reason ♪

2154
01:40:38,742 --> 01:40:42,538
- ♪ I'm down on bended knee ♪
- [thunder rumbling]

2155
01:40:42,621 --> 01:40:45,290
[rain pattering]

2156
01:40:47,042 --> 01:40:50,379
♪ I'll never walk again ♪

2157
01:40:51,088 --> 01:40:54,425
[lip-syncing]
♪ Until you come back to me ♪

2158
01:40:55,092 --> 01:40:57,928
♪ I'm down on bended knee ♪

2159
01:40:58,011 --> 01:41:00,222
[rain continues]

2160
01:41:02,766 --> 01:41:04,768
♪ Baby, I'm sorry ♪

2161
01:41:06,061 --> 01:41:08,188
♪ Please forgive me
For all the wrong I've done ♪

2162
01:41:09,148 --> 01:41:10,441
♪ Please come back home, girl ♪

2163
01:41:11,608 --> 01:41:13,235
♪ I know you put all your trust in me ♪

2164
01:41:14,194 --> 01:41:15,571
♪ I'm sorry I let you down ♪

2165
01:41:16,029 --> 01:41:17,573
♪ Please forgive me ♪

2166
01:41:17,865 --> 01:41:19,867
[singing along] ♪ Gonna swallow my pride ♪

2167
01:41:19,950 --> 01:41:21,785
♪ Say I'm sorry ♪

2168
01:41:22,161 --> 01:41:23,996
♪ Stop pointing fingers ♪

2169
01:41:24,079 --> 01:41:25,789
♪ The blame is on me ♪

2170
01:41:26,081 --> 01:41:27,624
♪ I want a new life ♪

2171
01:41:28,083 --> 01:41:30,127
♪ And I want it with you ♪

2172
01:41:30,210 --> 01:41:32,421
♪ If you feel the same ♪

2173
01:41:32,504 --> 01:41:34,715
♪ Don't ever let it go ♪

2174
01:41:35,132 --> 01:41:38,093
♪ You gotta believe
In the spirit of love ♪

2175
01:41:38,469 --> 01:41:40,387
♪ It can heal all things ♪

2176
01:41:40,471 --> 01:41:42,556
♪ It won't hurt anymore ♪

2177
01:41:42,848 --> 01:41:46,518
♪ No, I don't believe
Our love's terminal ♪

2178
01:41:46,769 --> 01:41:48,520
♪ I'm down on my knees ♪

2179
01:41:49,062 --> 01:41:50,522
♪ Begging you, please ♪

2180
01:41:50,606 --> 01:41:53,650
♪ Come home ♪

2181
01:41:53,734 --> 01:41:55,152
[song continues]

2182
01:41:55,235 --> 01:41:56,695
[shrieks]

2183
01:41:58,363 --> 01:42:04,620
♪ Can you tell me how
A perfect love goes wrong ♪

2184
01:42:06,455 --> 01:42:10,959
♪ Can somebody tell me
How to get things back ♪

2185
01:42:11,043 --> 01:42:14,004
♪ The way they used to be? ♪

2186
01:42:15,047 --> 01:42:16,882
- Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
- [song stops]

2187
01:42:16,965 --> 01:42:19,325
Where y'all going? Sit back down.
This movie ain't over yet.

2188
01:42:19,384 --> 01:42:20,552
Wait till you see this.

2189
01:42:20,636 --> 01:42:22,262
[organ plays softly]

2190
01:42:22,346 --> 01:42:25,974
Is there anyone here who has any objection
to these two people being married?

2191
01:42:26,058 --> 01:42:28,393
Speak now or forever hold your peace.

2192
01:42:28,477 --> 01:42:30,854
- I object, Your Pastorness.
- [crowd gasps]

2193
01:42:30,938 --> 01:42:32,689
You know what? I would cuss up in here,

2194
01:42:32,773 --> 01:42:35,609
but I don't wanna be cussing
up in this house of the Lord.

2195
01:42:35,692 --> 01:42:37,653
Can't be cussing in church,
but you know what?

2196
01:42:37,736 --> 01:42:40,989
He is a cheater, he a liar.
You hurt my sister!

2197
01:42:41,073 --> 01:42:43,158
- You hurt my sister!
- [crowd gasps]

2198
01:42:43,242 --> 01:42:45,994
And another thing, girl,
let me tell you, all right?

2199
01:42:46,078 --> 01:42:47,913
Let me go ahead and solve some mystery.

2200
01:42:47,996 --> 01:42:49,373
Him? Nasty.

2201
01:42:49,456 --> 01:42:50,656
Sleep with all kind of people.

2202
01:42:50,707 --> 01:42:52,936
I could have slept with him,
but I went to jail at the time.

2203
01:42:52,960 --> 01:42:54,120
So, I didn't get to hit that.

2204
01:42:54,503 --> 01:42:55,629
You ain't no good.

2205
01:42:56,922 --> 01:42:58,423
Yeah, that's how that go.

2206
01:42:58,799 --> 01:43:00,050
Yup, that's how that go.

2207
01:43:00,551 --> 01:43:02,427
- Yup.
- [crowd gasps]

2208
01:43:03,178 --> 01:43:04,471
Got no time for this.

2209
01:43:04,930 --> 01:43:08,684
I feel like this wedding
deserves a little bit more action.

2210
01:43:10,352 --> 01:43:12,354
- [screams]
- [crowd gasps]

2211
01:43:13,397 --> 01:43:16,775
[R&B song playing]

2212
01:44:27,387 --> 01:44:29,806
- [song fading]
- [crew applauds]

2213
01:44:29,890 --> 01:44:31,183
[man] Cross cut, yes.

2214
01:44:31,516 --> 01:44:33,276
- [stifled laugh]
- There it is, there it is.

2215
01:44:33,977 --> 01:44:35,395
I need makeup!

2216
01:44:35,854 --> 01:44:37,606
- Worst date ever.
- [laughing]

2217
01:44:37,898 --> 01:44:40,525
[laughs] F-U-C-K U-A-P.

2218
01:44:40,609 --> 01:44:42,653
I will D-N-A some F-U-C-K...

2219
01:44:42,736 --> 01:44:44,404
U to the P.

2220
01:44:44,488 --> 01:44:46,323
- Go and get him, Damika.
- [man] Danica.

2221
01:44:46,406 --> 01:44:47,699
Danica.

2222
01:44:47,783 --> 01:44:50,243
I will F-U-C-K some D-N-A U-P.

2223
01:44:50,327 --> 01:44:51,995
[laughs] I will F-U-C...

2224
01:44:52,287 --> 01:44:54,873
You are undressing me
with your eyes. I can feel it.

2225
01:44:54,957 --> 01:44:56,375
My nipples are getting hot.

2226
01:44:59,586 --> 01:45:01,004
Nobody do that no more.

2227
01:45:01,088 --> 01:45:02,297
It's all this.

2228
01:45:05,342 --> 01:45:07,636
- Wait, like how beautiful?
- Like real beautiful.

2229
01:45:07,719 --> 01:45:09,471
- Like super fine?
- Like foine.

2230
01:45:09,554 --> 01:45:11,264
- Like foine foine?
- Like foine foine.

2231
01:45:11,348 --> 01:45:14,184
- Like, "Damn, he foine!"
- Yes, and a couple of cuss words. Yeah.

2232
01:45:14,267 --> 01:45:18,605
"Ooh, he beefy! I'll have
all his babies right now" fine?

2233
01:45:18,689 --> 01:45:19,815
The man is fine.

2234
01:45:19,898 --> 01:45:22,109
[cell phone ringing]

2235
01:45:24,903 --> 01:45:25,737
Hey!

2236
01:45:25,821 --> 01:45:28,323
I will... I will F-U-C...

2237
01:45:28,407 --> 01:45:31,284
F-U-C-K some D-N-A, some U-P... [laughs]

2238
01:45:31,368 --> 01:45:32,786
You know I can't spell right.

2239
01:45:32,869 --> 01:45:36,581
Do you know how much it cost me?
It cost me $35,000.

2240
01:45:37,040 --> 01:45:38,583
The fuck is wrong with you?

2241
01:45:39,960 --> 01:45:41,211
I love you, though.

2242
01:45:41,294 --> 01:45:43,174
Let me take that back
'cause that was too harsh.

2243
01:45:44,006 --> 01:45:45,382
- That was too harsh.
- [laughing]

2244
01:45:48,802 --> 01:45:50,971
- What happened?
- Girl, dick.

2245
01:45:51,346 --> 01:45:54,182
- You mean Richard?
- No, I mean dick.

2246
01:45:54,266 --> 01:45:57,102
Oh, in Accounting? [scoffs] That guy...

2247
01:45:58,729 --> 01:46:00,188
He dicked me once.

2248
01:46:02,190 --> 01:46:03,233
I liked it.

2249
01:46:05,235 --> 01:46:06,361
You're so pretty.

2250
01:46:08,113 --> 01:46:09,573
You know what you missin?

2251
01:46:10,615 --> 01:46:11,992
Ooh, swipe right.

2252
01:46:13,160 --> 01:46:14,161
Twins?

2253
01:46:15,287 --> 01:46:16,287
Hell no.

2254
01:46:17,664 --> 01:46:18,999
I know you. [stammers]

2255
01:46:20,500 --> 01:46:21,543
That's my cousin.

2256
01:46:22,210 --> 01:46:23,521
- [man 1] We cut. [laughs]
- [man 2] Cut.

2257
01:46:23,545 --> 01:46:25,088
[crew laughing]

2258
01:46:26,548 --> 01:46:29,801
[instrumental music playing]

2259
01:47:20,268 --> 01:47:22,354
[music continues]

2260
01:48:34,426 --> 01:48:36,720
[instrumental music ends]

2261
01:48:36,803 --> 01:48:39,472
[dance music playing]

2262
01:49:29,314 --> 01:49:32,275
[dance music ends]

2263
01:49:37,322 --> 01:49:39,991
[instrumental music plays]

2264
01:50:06,810 --> 01:50:08,645
[instrumental music ends]