sexdice.tcl by TechJose (not me)

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# TechJoose:SexDice                                             v1.0a #
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# Rolls the sex dice on a random or chosen person                     #
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# Usage:                                                              #
#   !sexdice [nick]                                                   #
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# ChangeLog:                                                          #
#   1.0a - First public alpha release                                 #
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# TODO:                                                               #
#   - More customization for display of information                   #
#   - Ideas? Email me.                                                #
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# http://www.techjoose.net                                            #
# macbrando@gmail.com                                                 #
# BeBoo @ irc.techjoose.net / #bar                                    #
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# Settings                                                            #
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namespace eval techjoose {
  namespace eval sexdice {

    # Set this to the command character you want to use for the binds.
    # Only use one command character. (Default "!")
      variable command_char "."

    # Set this to your preferred binds separated by spaces. i.e. "one two"
    # (Default "sexdice")
      variable binds "sexdice"

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    variable version "TechJoose:SexDice-1.0a"
    variable versionNum "1.0a"
  }
}

# bind the public bind
foreach bind [split $techjoose::sexdice::binds " "] {
  bind pub -|- "${techjoose::sexdice::command_char}$bind" techjoose::sexdice::roll
}

namespace eval techjoose {
  namespace eval sexdice {
    proc roll {nick uhost handle chan args} {
      global botnick
      global rep

      set mylist [chanlist $chan]

      #
      # Remove the bot from the list (life's too short to kiss bots!)
      #
      set wb [lsearch $mylist $botnick]
      set mylist [lreplace $mylist $wb $wb]

      #
      # Remove the invoking nick from the list
      #
      set wn [lsearch $mylist $nick]
      set mylist [lreplace $mylist $wn $wn]

      # Check to see if they specified someone
      if {[lindex $args 0] != ""} {
    # Check to see if the nick is on the channel
    if {![onchan [lindex $args 0] $chan]} {
      putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\00305\[\003 \00312SEX DICE\003 \00305\]\002\003 Sorry, ${nick}, [lindex $args 0] doesn't appear to be on this chan."
      return
    } else {
      if {[lindex $args 0] == $nick } {putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\00305\[\003 \00312SEX DICE\003 \00305\]\002\003 You can't roll the dice on yourself, ${nick}! That's no fun.";return}
      set result [lindex $args 0]
    }
      } else {
    #Choose someone randomly
        set mylength [llength $mylist]
        if {$mylength == 0} {
          putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :Well, $nick, there's no one to play with! :("
          return
        }
        set myindex [rand $mylength]
        set result [lindex $mylist $myindex]
      }
      set dice1 {
    "kiss"
    "fondle"
    "lick"
    "suck"
    "touch"
    "nibble"
    "do anything you want to"
    "do anything you want to"
      }

      set dice2 {
    "lips"
    "neck"
    "chest"
    "ears"
    "anywhere you want"
    "anywhere you want"
    "nipple"
    "toe"
    "ass"
    "crotch"
      }

      putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\00305\[\003 \00312SEX DICE\003 \00305\]\002\003 ${nick} rolled the Sex Dice!"
      set choice1 [lindex $dice1 [rand [llength $dice1]]]
      set choice2 [lindex $dice2 [rand [llength $dice2]]]
      if {$choice2 == "anywhere you want" } {
    putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\00305\[\003 \00312SEX DICE\003 \00305\]\002\003 ${nick}, you have to ${choice1} ${result} ${choice2}!"
      } else {
    putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\00305\[\003 \00312SEX DICE\003 \00305\]\002\003 ${nick}, you have to ${choice1} ${result} on the ${choice2}!"
      }
    }
  }
}

putlog " - \002Sex Dice\002 version $techjoose::sexdice::versionNum loaded."