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- Subtitles by SubbedNinja & explosiveskull
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- Huh? At last,
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- Grundy find magic staff.
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- Now, Grundy rule world.
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- Huh?
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- Stop, Grundy! You're defacing a
- fragile and valuable piece of history.
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- Give up now before
- you do any more damage.
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- Damage?
- Grundy show you damage.
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- Huh?
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- Tank strong. Grundy stronger!
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- Grundy.
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- Oh!
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- Solomon Grundy,
- born on a Monday,
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- busted on a Tuesday
- for defacing ancient ruins.
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- 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:09,720
- Valuable artifacts like that
- staff belong somewhere safe,
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- and I know just the
- place to put it.
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- I'd like to thank
- our benefactor, Mr. Wayne,
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- for this wonderful addition
- to the museum.
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- It's nice to see the Wayne
- family name continue to inspire
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- and benefit the citizens
- of Gotham.
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- Mr. Wayne, a few words, please.
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- Thank you for coming.
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- Oh, um, thank you, Mr. Wayne.
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- Mr. Wayne,
- Billy Batson with WHIZ.
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- 00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:44,922
- Whiz? Oh, the bathroom
- is around the corner...
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- 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:46,390
- Uh, that's not what I meant.
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- 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:47,792
- Mr. Wayne, would you care
- to comment on the rumors
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- that you're dating
- Selina Kyle?
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- No.
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- No, you aren't, or, no,
- you don't wanna comment?
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- 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:54,298
- - Pick one.
- - Uh, what about this?
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- 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:57,301
- Rumor has it your former ward
- Jason Todd has been missing...
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- Ah-ha!
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- What about the rumor
- that Wayne Enterprises
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- has a brand-new technology that
- will revolutionize automation?
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- 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:05,910
- Is it true that you like
- the color blue?
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- Also, can you spare $5
- for a metro ticket?
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- Sweet.
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- 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:19,223
- Ugh, why didn't I say 10?
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- In my day,
- the paparazzi had manners,
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- and little cards that said "Press"
- in the hat band of their fedoras.
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- To the Batcave, Alfred.
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- 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,635
- I've been distracted
- from my war on crime
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- 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:32,737
- for five minutes
- and 30 seconds.
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- No telling what evil
- has cropped up in that time.
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- 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:40,211
- I'm afraid Gotham will have to survive
- a bit longer without you, Master Bruce.
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- There's a meeting at Wayne Enterprises
- that demands your attention.
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- 00:04:43,850 --> 00:04:46,317
- - Reschedule it.
- - I have.
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- Ten times.
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- 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:51,656
- Ugh, being Bruce Wayne
- is the worst.
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- 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:54,158
- Sorry, old friend,
- crimefighting wins.
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- 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,559
- I'm old,
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- 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:57,163
- but not that old.
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- Is that Mr. Wayne?
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- Is that Mr. Wayne?
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- That's Bruce Wayne.
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- 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:17,615
- Honestly, I thought
- he was dead.
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- 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:19,417
- Honestly, I thought
- he'd be taller.
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- 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:22,119
- Which is weird because
- we're all the same size.
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- Wow.
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- Sir, we're ready for you
- in the boardroom.
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- More like,
- "Bored out of my mind room."
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- 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,574
- - Excuse me?
- - Uh, I said, "I look forward to it."
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- 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:52,817
- Time is money.
- What do you got?
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- 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,086
- I'm sorry,
- what did you say?
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- 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:59,058
- I said,
- "Let's start the meeting."
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- Go, go.
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- Mr. Wayne,
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- I know your time is precious,
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- but, boy, do we have something
- great in store for you.
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- Okay, uh...
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- Well, we've been developing
- a new piece of technology
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- that will
- revolutionize Gotham.
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- And, hey, the world.
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- Let me introduce,
- "Brother Eye."
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- It's a red light.
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- No, no.
- It's not just a red light.
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- It's so much more.
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- An example. Brother Eye,
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- what is the weather
- like outside?
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- It's sunny outside.
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- Yes, it's sunny.
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- Bravo. What else does it do?
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- It can do almost anything.
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- Uh, we have...
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- Um, should I...
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- Well, Brother Eye is connected
- to the rest of the city.
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- It controls all of
- Wayne Enterprises' machinery
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- including trains, airliners,
- traffic lights and more.
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- In fact,
- within the other room,
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- we have a Brother Eye
- automation factory
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- creating OMAC drones that
- can work on the app's behalf.
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- 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:16,967
- Oh, and in case you were wondering
- what OMAC stands for, it's easy.
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- Omni Mind and Community.
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- Water, sir?
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- Sparkling.
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- Uh...
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- Using a dormant satellite of
- Wayne Enterprises' in orbit,
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- we can cut the workforce
- by hundreds.
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- But don't worry, we have a plan
- to absorb those employees...
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- Bank robbery. Yes!
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- This looks like a job for...
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- No.
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- People in danger.
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- It's time that
- Batman leapt into... Action.
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- Hmm?
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- Continue.
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- 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:07,117
- Uh, as I was saying,
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- Brother Eye is already
- linked to all of Gotham city.
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- 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:13,891
- Since Wayne Enterprises is a
- part of all major aspects...
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- 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:04,875
- Mr. Wayne?
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- 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,044
- - Mr. Wayne?
- - Uh...
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- Yes, what? Sorry?
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- 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,119
- Uh, what do you think?
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- What do I think about...
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- Brother Eye?
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- 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:20,858
- It would reduce the amount of
- work for all of Wayne Enterprises,
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- including you.
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- 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:26,399
- You're telling me that this
- device can take over my job?
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- 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:29,833
- Well, I mean, yes.
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- 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:31,435
- If you wanted it to.
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- 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,537
- Perfect. That's amazing.
- Good job.
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- 00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:35,940
- With Brother Eye in charge,
- I don't need to be.
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- 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,775
- Now, if you'll excuse me.
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- 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:40,578
- Oh, but what about the new legal
- council that we're hiring for...
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- Yeah,
- whatever you think is best.
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- 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:47,117
- Hmm.
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- 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:49,954
- Alfred, bring the car around.
- I need to get out of this building ASAP.
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- 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,355
- ALFREIs there
- an attack, sir?
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- 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:52,790
- Shall I alert the others?
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- 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,426
- The only attack
- is on my sanity.
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- 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,194
- I need to spend
- less time in meetings
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- 00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:58,929
- and more time
- out in the real world
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- doing the important work.
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- 00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:02,666
- Master Bruce,
- with all due respect,
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- 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:06,070
- Wayne Enterprises
- is your family's legacy.
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- 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:08,272
- Bruce Wayne uses
- the money it generates
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- 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,274
- for a lot of
- worthwhile causes.
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- 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,577
- Alfred, the only
- worthwhile cause is justice.
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- 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:15,212
- If I have to sit through
- another meeting
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- 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:17,214
- about some stupid
- computer program
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- 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:21,552
- I'll have to change my name to
- "Ripping My Hair Out By Its Roots Man."
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- 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,821
- That's a bit
- overdramatic...
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- 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,656
- Even for you, Master Bruce.
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- 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,658
- Is it, Alfred? Is it?
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- 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:29,460
- I'm done being Bruce Wayne.
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- 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,729
- He's a billionaire
- waste of space.
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- 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:35,899
- Always happy, with his perfect
- smile and chiseled features.
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- The envy of every man,
- and loved by everyone around the world.
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- Sounds dreadful, Master Bruce.
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- 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:44,508
- It is.
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- With this new Brother Eyeball
- or whatever it's called,
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- 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,881
- Wayne Enterprises
- doesn't need me.
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- 00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:53,083
- In fact...
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- 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:55,019
- Alfred, I want you
- to sell the company.
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- Sir!
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- 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:01,058
- Firstly, might you reconsider?
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- 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:05,029
- Secondly, that's not something
- they taught us in butler school.
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- 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:07,398
- Oh, I'm sure there's
- a "how-to" video online.
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- 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,299
- In the meantime,
- put out a press release.
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- 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:12,638
- - Now let's go home.
- - Yes, Master Bruce.
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- 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:24,948
- Two-Face, it's time
- to implement Plan A.
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- 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:26,984
- Wowsers,
- it's dark in here.
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- 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:30,387
- You should turn on a light
- so you don't strain your eyes.
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- 00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:33,757
- Oh, here we go.
- The lawyer's got something to say.
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- 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:35,092
- Surprise!
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- 00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:36,794
- Don't mind goody two-shoes.
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- 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:39,930
- How can you be sure
- you can get them all alone?
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- 00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:41,331
- Ooh, good question.
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- 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:45,602
- How? Because I know
- how Batman thinks.
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- 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:48,272
- I've heard
- that before.
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- 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,274
- Oh, I'm sure you have.
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- 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:54,244
- Probably from all the other villains
- you've teamed up with in the past.
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- 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:55,446
- That's your problem.
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- 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,248
- Always listening,
- never doing.
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- 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:02,586
- Do you know why you're always going
- to be a B-list villain, Harvey?
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- 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,521
- It's because
- you haven't realized
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- 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:07,658
- the most important rule
- for being successful.
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- 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,661
- Ooh, I wanna know.
- What's that?
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- 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,163
- Fortune favors the bold.
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- 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:15,701
- Fortune favors the bold.
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- 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,774
- Oh, hey!
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- 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,309
- It's attorney Harvey Dent.
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- 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,010
- Hey, Dent, what can you
- tell us about the rumors
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- 00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:30,547
- of a mysterious Batman
- prowling the streets at night?
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- 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:33,951
- Oh, I can assure you,
- there is no such...
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- 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,297
- Look, it's Bruce Wayne.
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- 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:51,235
- Hey, Bruce, over here.
- Over here, Bruce.
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- 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:53,036
- Mr. Wayne, over here.
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- 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:54,772
- Hey, Harv,
- nice to see you.
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- 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,039
- - You're lookin' good, Bruce.
- - I love your suit.
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- 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,441
- Mister Wayne, a quote.
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- 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,209
- What do you attribute
- to all your success?
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- 00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:02,146
- Oh, it all boils down to something
- my father used to tell me.
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- 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:04,047
- Fortune favors the bold.
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- 00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:06,352
- Fortune favors
- the bold.
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- 00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:11,624
- Now, run along, Harvey.
- We've got work to do.
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- 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,593
- Of all the...
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- 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:19,396
- We do not deserve
- to be treated like that.
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- 00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:21,965
- I agree, but I also think
- he's right.
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- 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:26,003
- No, I don't think we're B-list,
- I mean, maybe an A-minus.
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- 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,938
- No, you nincompoop!
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- 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,406
- About what he said.
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- 00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:32,776
- What that billionaire bum
- Bruce Wayne used to say.
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- 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:36,079
- Oh, you promised we would
- never talk about the "B" word.
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- 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:39,082
- Oh, stop whining,
- you big baby.
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- 00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:41,185
- Wayne isn't worth
- the mental energy.
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- 00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,520
- His flashy smile,
- his big house,
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- 00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:47,457
- you know, if I had that kind of money,
- I would really do some good in this city.
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- 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,797
- "Wayne Enterprises for sale."
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- 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:56,099
- Would you look at that.
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- 00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:58,368
- You know, what if I told you
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- 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:02,139
- there's a way that we could take
- care of Batman and Bruce Wayne
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- 00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:03,941
- in one fell swoop?
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- 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,542
- I'm listening.
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- 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:08,946
- What if, instead of always
- fighting against each other,
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- 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:12,082
- we work together instead?
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- 00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:13,984
- Me and you, like a team op?
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- 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:17,888
- Exactly. I think I know a way
- that we can change Gotham,
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- 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:22,628
- destroy Batman, and give Wayne
- the punishment he deserves.
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- 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,398
- Damian.
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- 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,834
- Are you done with your
- math homework?
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- 00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:31,969
- I just finished.
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- 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,604
- - What about physics?
- - Done.
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- 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,305
- - Forensics? Escapology?
- - Done. Done.
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- 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:37,074
- And the three chapters on
- Mediterranean mythology,
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- 00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:38,976
- and their relation to
- socio-economic philosophy?
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- 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,477
- Boring, but done.
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- 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:41,578
- Hmm.
- 230
- 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,614
- What about your thesis
- on buildology?
- 231
- 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:47,050
- Buildology? When am I ever going to have
- to build anything in the real world?
- 232
- 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:50,187
- They've got master builders
- for that sort of stuff.
- 233
- 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,555
- You'd be surprised.
- 234
- 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,992
- So, you've finished
- everything?
- 235
- 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:58,495
- Great! What do you say to
- two hours of patrol?
- 236
- 00:14:58,497 --> 00:14:59,930
- Really? You mean it?
- 237
- 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,798
- Yes, but only two hours.
- 238
- 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:05,068
- After that, straight back and
- work on your Esperanto, okay?
- 239
- 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:09,006
- Yes!
- 240
- 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:12,878
- Finally. I can't wait to get into
- something a bit more comfortable.
- 241
- 00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,295
- All right, Robin,
- 242
- 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:34,631
- time to strike fear into the
- hearts of criminals everywhere.
- 243
- 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,867
- We're going somewhere else?
- 244
- 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,169
- No, I meant in Gotham.
- 245
- 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,672
- Well then,
- why'd you say everywhere?
- 246
- 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,377
- I have a question.
- 247
- 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,646
- You have all these costumes
- in these cases.
- 248
- 00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:52,849
- I mean, that's Dick's,
- Barbara's, Tim's,
- 249
- 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,486
- but whose is this?
- 250
- 00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:56,922
- That's Jason's.
- 251
- 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,059
- Oh.
- 252
- 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:05,028
- I'm sorry. Is he, uh...
- 253
- 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,465
- Yes.
- 254
- 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,469
- - Impossible!
- - What's wrong?
- 255
- 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,506
- Someone got in.
- 256
- 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:19,076
- Dead-end Alley, midnight.
- 257
- 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,844
- Sweet. A mystery.
- 258
- 00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:23,080
- - I'll warm up the Batmobile...
- - No!
- 259
- 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,348
- It's too dangerous.
- 260
- 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:26,717
- I can handle danger.
- I love danger.
- 261
- 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:30,053
- In fact, I wanted to ask you
- to change my name to
- 262
- 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:31,321
- "Danger Lad."
- 263
- 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:34,157
- Like, "Batman and Danger Lad."
- 264
- 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,625
- I mean, just yesterday,
- 265
- 00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:38,929
- I used a fork to make
- a tuna fish sandwich
- 266
- 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,665
- and a bowl of spaghetti.
- Same fork.
- 267
- 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,134
- Cross-contamination
- is nothing to laugh about.
- 268
- 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,569
- But it doesn't matter.
- 269
- 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,404
- Whoever left the note
- left no fingerprints,
- 270
- 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:51,041
- and knew the Batcave security
- system inside and out,
- 271
- 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,577
- including how to escape
- the watchful eye
- 272
- 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:57,347
- of our formerly most-trusted
- security protocol,
- 273
- 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,882
- - Ace.
- - Hmm?
- 274
- 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,952
- No, I'll go alone.
- 275
- 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,653
- I want you to stay here
- 276
- 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:06,825
- and work with Ace
- on his situational awareness.
- 277
- 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:33,316
- You'll need to work on your
- sneaking skills, Nightwing.
- 278
- 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,185
- I heard you three blocks away.
- 279
- 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,621
- Oh, man, I thought I had you.
- 280
- 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:38,755
- Hey, where's Robin?
- 281
- 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,625
- At home, out of harm's way.
- 282
- 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:44,861
- Batman, Damian isn't Jason.
- 283
- 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,463
- Next subject.
- 284
- 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,231
- As the world's
- greatest detective,
- 285
- 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,734
- I deduce that you're here because
- you received the same note.
- 286
- 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,969
- - Right here.
- - Me, too.
- 287
- 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,108
- Hey, Babs.
- 288
- 00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,676
- Uh, Babs?
- 289
- 00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,945
- Batman, could you kindly tell
- your former Boy Wonder
- 290
- 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:04,181
- that I am no longer
- speaking to him?
- 291
- 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:06,116
- - Ugh.
- - Why?
- 292
- 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:08,185
- If he happens to ask why,
- 293
- 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:11,955
- explain to him that I texted
- him, like, two hours ago
- 294
- 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:15,292
- and have not received so much
- as one emoticon in return.
- 295
- 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:18,395
- I was just about to text back
- 296
- 00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:19,796
- and then I got this note.
- 297
- 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,165
- Bat emergency
- trumps texting back.
- 298
- 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,601
- - Check it out.
- - It takes zero seconds to text an emoticon.
- 299
- 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,070
- Am I interrupting anything?
- 300
- 00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:28,572
- Impressive.
- 301
- 00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:30,207
- You could learn
- from her, Nightwing.
- 302
- 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,275
- I couldn't hear her at all.
- 303
- 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:36,748
- So, the Bat family gets a note to meet
- in an alley with one door at the end.
- 304
- 00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:38,684
- Shall we?
- 305
- 00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:47,926
- - Clear.
- - Clear.
- 306
- 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,693
- Clear.
- 307
- 00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:51,795
- Robin,
- 308
- 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,364
- I told you to stay
- in the cave.
- 309
- 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:58,902
- No, what you said is help Ace
- with his situational awareness.
- 310
- 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,270
- And I did.
- 311
- 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,142
- Bark!
- 312
- 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,545
- That's not what I meant
- and you know it.
- 313
- 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,650
- It doesn't matter.
- I mean, there's nothing here.
- 314
- 00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:16,688
- It's a trap.
- 315
- 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,860
- Robin, stay behind me.
- 316
- 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:26,563
- - Robin.
- - Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Let's do this.
- 317
- 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,867
- Kids. What are you
- gonna do, huh?
- 318
- 00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,227
- Nice moves, Batgirl.
- 319
- 00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,095
- Robin, did you hear something?
- 320
- 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:00,764
- Maybe it was the wind.
- 321
- 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:04,736
- I know it wasn't Nightwing because
- he's too busy to talk to me.
- 322
- 00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,304
- Ooh, burn.
- 323
- 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,572
- Well, well, well,
- 324
- 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,909
- looks like the Bat family
- got my invitations.
- 325
- 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,644
- It's been too long.
- 326
- 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,145
- Uh, do we know this guy?
- 327
- 00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:51,014
- Oh, come on, Richard.
- 328
- 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:53,416
- You haven't figured
- it out yet?
- 329
- 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,385
- You will.
- 330
- 00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,153
- What about you, Babs?
- 331
- 00:20:57,155 --> 00:20:58,855
- Katherine, Bruce?
- 332
- 00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,791
- And you, the new Robin.
- 333
- 00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,593
- Ridiculous.
- 334
- 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,929
- He knows our
- secret identities.
- 335
- 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,664
- I don't like
- the looks of this.
- 336
- 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,968
- Then you'll hate what's next.
- 337
- 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:11,968
- That's Gotham.
- 338
- 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:14,738
- Wow, we've got a real
- Boy Wonder here.
- 339
- 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,273
- Yeah, it's Gotham.
- 340
- 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,675
- The city you're supposed
- to protect.
- 341
- 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:21,578
- You'd think with Batman
- fighting crime at night
- 342
- 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:25,248
- and Bruce Wayne using his
- vast fortune during the day
- 343
- 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,883
- things would improve,
- 344
- 00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,652
- but they really haven't.
- 345
- 00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,020
- Have they?
- 346
- 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,988
- Agreed. That's why,
- as of this morning,
- 347
- 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:36,026
- I've sold my company to
- concentrate on crimefighting
- 348
- 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,093
- full-time.
- 349
- 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:38,895
- You what? What...
- 350
- 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:41,798
- Tell me that doesn't affect the trust
- funds you've set up, right? Right?
- 351
- 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,233
- No matter.
- 352
- 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,435
- You've claimed stewardship
- of Gotham.
- 353
- 00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:49,072
- So I'll leave it up to the Dark
- Knight to save its streets.
- 354
- 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:53,610
- I've planted five devastating
- devices throughout the city.
- 355
- 00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:56,980
- Four shown here
- and one, well,
- 356
- 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,416
- let's keep that
- a surprise, shall we?
- 357
- 00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:01,618
- You have one hour
- to find the four.
- 358
- 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,854
- If you stop them,
- I'll give you the location of the fifth.
- 359
- 00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:06,956
- If you don't, well,
- 360
- 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,159
- you are a detective.
- 361
- 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,227
- Red Hood, out.
- 362
- 00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:13,063
- You sold your company?
- 363
- 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,497
- Since when? Why?
- 364
- 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,833
- If we could just go back
- quickly to the trust fund thing.
- 365
- 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,002
- All right, family meeting.
- 366
- 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:20,770
- I have determined that
- being Bruce Wayne
- 367
- 00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:22,706
- cuts into valuable
- crimefighting time.
- 368
- 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,741
- Case in point,
- 369
- 00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:27,811
- if I was in another boring meeting,
- would I have been here to save Gotham?
- 370
- 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:29,145
- - We could do it.
- - I guess not.
- 371
- 00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:30,146
- My trust fund.
- 372
- 00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:32,549
- Whoever this mysterious
- madman is,
- 373
- 00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:34,451
- he's endangered
- the entire city,
- 374
- 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:38,722
- and it's going to take Batman,
- not Bruce Wayne, to make things right.
- 375
- 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:42,892
- I was able to download the coordinates
- of these threats around town.
- 376
- 00:22:42,894 --> 00:22:44,627
- Batwoman, you get
- the police station.
- 377
- 00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:45,995
- Batgirl, the fairgrounds.
- 378
- 00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:47,697
- Nightwing,
- take the train station,
- 379
- 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:49,866
- and I'll check out
- the Monarch Theater.
- 380
- 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,301
- What about me?
- 381
- 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:52,736
- Studies show that kids
- your age need between
- 382
- 00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:54,037
- eight and twelve
- hours of sleep,
- 383
- 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,872
- and that's what
- you're going to do.
- 384
- 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,173
- You're kidding me.
- 385
- 00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:58,575
- You can't change
- the studies, Robin.
- 386
- 00:22:58,577 --> 00:22:59,743
- The studies don't lie.
- 387
- 00:22:59,745 --> 00:23:01,544
- I'm not going home. No way!
- 388
- 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:02,645
- - Yes way!
- - No!
- 389
- 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:04,080
- - Yes!
- - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 390
- 00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:07,417
- Okay, everybody,
- just cool your Batjets.
- 391
- 00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:08,718
- Batman, a moment.
- 392
- 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,487
- Listen, Robin can go with me.
- 393
- 00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,122
- I'll make sure he's safe.
- 394
- 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:15,592
- I'm not sure that this is
- the best course of action.
- 395
- 00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:16,860
- Well, I am.
- 396
- 00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:18,428
- He's not Jason, Bruce,
- 397
- 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:21,133
- but if you keep pushing
- him away, maybe he will be.
- 398
- 00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:22,665
- Fine.
- 399
- 00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:24,200
- But if anything happens...
- 400
- 00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:26,202
- I know, I know, you'll make me
- help Plastic Man
- 401
- 00:23:26,204 --> 00:23:28,371
- when he gets stuck in his
- taffy-puller again.
- 402
- 00:23:28,373 --> 00:23:30,106
- All right, squirt,
- you're with me.
- 403
- 00:23:30,108 --> 00:23:31,207
- Sweet!
- 404
- 00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:32,909
- - Remember your training.
- - I will.
- 405
- 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,213
- - And listen to Nightwing.
- - I will.
- 406
- 00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:38,250
- And please
- be careful.
- 407
- 00:23:46,491 --> 00:23:48,458
- Make it quick, Alfred.
- 408
- 00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:51,294
- I'm en route to stop evil,
- and I really don't want to split my focus.
- 409
- 00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:52,562
- Sir, good news.
- 410
- 00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:55,732
- I've successfully sold
- Wayne Enterprises.
- 411
- 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:58,601
- Those "how-to" videos
- really did the trick.
- 412
- 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:01,938
- I'm watching one now
- on how to open stuck jars
- 413
- 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:03,206
- and it's absolutely...
- 414
- 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:04,707
- That's fascinating, Alfred.
- 415
- 00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:06,244
- Huh?
- 416
- 00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:11,080
- My tires, they've been stolen!
- 417
- 00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:12,782
- Oh, you're in luck, sir.
- 418
- 00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:15,685
- I just saw a video on
- how to claim tire theft
- 419
- 00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:18,188
- on your insurance.
- 420
- 00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:20,859
- Maybe those "how-to" videos
- were a bad idea.
- 421
- 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,764
- Hey, Gotham PD.
- Open up!
- 422
- 00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:29,999
- You'll never get away
- with this, Croc.
- 423
- 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:31,801
- Batman will stop you.
- 424
- 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,670
- Huh, Batman?
- 425
- 00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:35,271
- He's nothin'.
- 426
- 00:24:35,273 --> 00:24:39,042
- I'm stronger,
- faster and smarter than he'll ever be.
- 427
- 00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:40,777
- Don't worry, Commissioner,
- 428
- 00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:42,912
- when he shows up
- I'll prove to you
- 429
- 00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:45,114
- who the best man really is.
- 430
- 00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:47,919
- Then you're
- going to be very disappointed.
- 431
- 00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:52,322
- So, Batman decided
- to send a girl
- 432
- 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,491
- to do a man's job.
- 433
- 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,593
- No, he wanted it done right,
- 434
- 00:24:56,595 --> 00:24:58,061
- so he sent a woman.
- 435
- 00:24:58,063 --> 00:25:00,630
- Pretty big talk.
- 436
- 00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:06,402
- Ooh. Ooh!
- 437
- 00:25:06,404 --> 00:25:07,570
- Ouch.
- 438
- 00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:14,045
- Huh?
- 439
- 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:29,125
- Ow, ow!
- 440
- 00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:30,262
- Ow!
- 441
- 00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:33,331
- Huh?
- 442
- 00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:38,668
- The bigger they are...
- 443
- 00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:40,438
- Um, excuse me.
- 444
- 00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:43,740
- On it.
- 445
- 00:25:49,247 --> 00:25:52,715
- Batwoman here.
- I've deactivated the device at GCPD.
- 446
- 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,618
- It was being guarded by Killer Croc.
- So, be careful.
- 447
- 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:59,422
- There's no telling what other surprises
- this Hood has in store for you guys.
- 448
- 00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:00,926
- Look out!
- 449
- 00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:13,536
- Huh?
- 450
- 00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:17,375
- She's unstoppable.
- 451
- 00:26:48,707 --> 00:26:50,342
- Nothin' is worth this.
- 452
- 00:26:58,183 --> 00:26:59,649
- What?
- 453
- 00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:02,619
- So, you're the new girl
- on the Bat block, huh?
- 454
- 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,389
- Who are...
- 455
- 00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:07,959
- Aw, too bad for you.
- 456
- 00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:26,745
- Not creepy at all.
- 457
- 00:27:33,785 --> 00:27:35,184
- A funhouse?
- 458
- 00:27:35,186 --> 00:27:38,556
- What's fun about
- a creepy clown? Ugh.
- 459
- 00:27:56,608 --> 00:27:58,007
- Hmm.
- 460
- 00:27:58,009 --> 00:27:59,609
- Feeling a little light-headed.
- 461
- 00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:02,712
- I could use a snack.
- 462
- 00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:04,247
- Me, too.
- 463
- 00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:05,948
- What? Who are you?
- 464
- 00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,284
- I'm you, but better.
- 465
- 00:28:10,121 --> 00:28:13,122
- Maybe you should
- text Nightwing.
- 466
- 00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:15,925
- Oh, wait, he never responds,
- 467
- 00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:17,460
- so why bother?
- 468
- 00:28:19,664 --> 00:28:23,833
- I bet he texts
- Starfire back right away.
- 469
- 00:28:23,835 --> 00:28:24,967
- No.
- 470
- 00:28:36,948 --> 00:28:38,249
- Huh?
- 471
- 00:28:39,951 --> 00:28:41,150
- Scarecrow.
- 472
- 00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:43,586
- Aw, scared, Batgirl?
- 473
- 00:28:43,588 --> 00:28:48,124
- Sometimes mirrors can
- cast a scary reflection.
- 474
- 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:49,625
- But don't worry,
- 475
- 00:28:49,627 --> 00:28:52,862
- soon you won't be scared
- of anything
- 476
- 00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:54,964
- ever again.
- 477
- 00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:01,170
- Keep it together, Babs.
- This isn't real.
- 478
- 00:29:01,172 --> 00:29:03,306
- It's just his scare toxin.
- 479
- 00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:05,410
- I have to get
- rid of it somehow.
- 480
- 00:29:13,551 --> 00:29:15,787
- Is Batgirl
- running away?
- 481
- 00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:33,202
- Hey, Scarecrow,
- 482
- 00:29:33,204 --> 00:29:35,838
- I'd like to introduce you
- to a big fan.
- 483
- 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,642
- No!
- 484
- 00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:41,811
- Clever, Batgirl.
- 485
- 00:29:41,813 --> 00:29:43,412
- But even you can't stop me
- 486
- 00:29:43,414 --> 00:29:46,682
- from finishing what
- the Red Hood started.
- 487
- 00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:50,155
- Whoa!
- 488
- 00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:54,425
- So long, Batgirl.
- 489
- 00:30:16,181 --> 00:30:19,248
- Too late, Batgirl.
- 490
- 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:23,019
- Now everyone
- will fear the Scarecrow.
- 491
- 00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:35,865
- What?
- 492
- 00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:36,935
- No!
- 493
- 00:30:39,704 --> 00:30:41,337
- Confetti?
- 494
- 00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:43,506
- Save me!
- 495
- 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:44,576
- Oh.
- 496
- 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,745
- Cheese!
- 497
- 00:30:53,818 --> 00:30:56,621
- Mommy.
- 498
- 00:31:00,491 --> 00:31:02,191
- Not bad, Batgirl.
- 499
- 00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:03,526
- Not bad at all.
- 500
- 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,932
- And to think, I used to have
- a crush on you.
- 501
- 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,975
- Yeah.
- 502
- 00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:20,643
- Mmm-hmm.
- No, don't worry, honey.
- 503
- 00:31:20,645 --> 00:31:22,378
- I'll be sure to
- pick up the diapers.
- 504
- 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,746
- Citizen.
- 505
- 00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:25,984
- I need to Bat-commandeer
- your vehicle.
- 506
- 00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:28,651
- Um, honey,
- 507
- 00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:30,119
- I need to
- call you back.
- 508
- 00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:32,388
- I need your car in order
- to save the city.
- 509
- 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,956
- Batman! Whoa!
- 510
- 00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:36,425
- Fred Dundelinger.
- Pleasure.
- 511
- 00:31:36,427 --> 00:31:37,927
- You wanna use my car?
- 512
- 00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:40,832
- - Oh, man.
- - Yes, I know. It's quite an honor.
- 513
- 00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:43,032
- Oh, gee.
- 514
- 00:31:43,034 --> 00:31:45,701
- You know, if it was any other
- day, I'd totally help out.
- 515
- 00:31:45,703 --> 00:31:48,304
- But my wife needs
- some saving of her own.
- 516
- 00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:49,574
- Uh...
- 517
- 00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,108
- Oh. I know.
- 518
- 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,277
- Um, okay, how 'bout this?
- 519
- 00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:55,945
- I need to make
- a quick stop at Westmart,
- 520
- 00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:58,047
- and then I can drop you off
- wherever you need to go.
- 521
- 00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:00,385
- Fine.
- 522
- 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,890
- Wow!
- 523
- 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:08,858
- All right. Let's go.
- 524
- 00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:11,560
- Aren't you
- forgetting something?
- 525
- 00:32:11,562 --> 00:32:13,195
- - Hmm?
- - Seat belts.
- 526
- 00:32:13,197 --> 00:32:14,764
- Hands at nine and three,
- 527
- 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,799
- and you might want
- to check your rearview mirror.
- 528
- 00:32:16,801 --> 00:32:18,834
- Okay. Well, sorry.
- Thought you were in a hurry.
- 529
- 00:32:18,836 --> 00:32:21,170
- You can't rush
- car safety, citizen.
- 530
- 00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:22,838
- Now, let's go.
- 531
- 00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:29,078
- And then I told him I was
- totally old enough to fight ninjas.
- 532
- 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,513
- But he was all,
- 533
- 00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:32,248
- "Maybe when you're older."
- 534
- 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:33,683
- I mean, come on.
- 535
- 00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:36,285
- Batman is just
- so unreasonable.
- 536
- 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:37,720
- I know.
- 537
- 00:32:37,722 --> 00:32:39,488
- I mean, I was gonna
- text her back.
- 538
- 00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:41,023
- You have to give
- a guy a minute.
- 539
- 00:32:41,025 --> 00:32:43,492
- You can't just keep sending
- "thumbs-up" all the time.
- 540
- 00:32:43,494 --> 00:32:44,961
- I wanted to do
- something original,
- 541
- 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,596
- like a smiley-face
- with a heart or something.
- 542
- 00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:48,998
- I hadn't figured it out.
- 543
- 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,268
- Um, are we talking
- about the same thing?
- 544
- 00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:53,636
- Oh. Sorry.
- 545
- 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:56,372
- You said Batman,
- not Batgirl.
- 546
- 00:32:56,374 --> 00:33:01,344
- Listen, no one knows how unreasonable
- Batman is better than me.
- 547
- 00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:03,346
- Oh, he used to
- make me so angry.
- 548
- 00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:05,147
- What changed?
- 549
- 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:08,250
- One time, Two-Face had us trapped
- over this pool of robotic sharks.
- 550
- 00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:10,588
- It was either him or me.
- 551
- 00:33:11,889 --> 00:33:13,189
- Well, what happened?
- 552
- 00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:14,290
- What did Batman do?
- 553
- 00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:16,025
- He didn't hesitate.
- 554
- 00:33:16,027 --> 00:33:18,394
- He offered himself up to be
- thrown in with the sharks.
- 555
- 00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:20,930
- That's when I realized
- he cares more for me,
- 556
- 00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:21,964
- for you,
- 557
- 00:33:21,966 --> 00:33:24,633
- than he'll ever care
- for himself.
- 558
- 00:33:24,635 --> 00:33:26,402
- Robin, the only reason
- he's so hard on you
- 559
- 00:33:26,404 --> 00:33:28,070
- is he wants you to be safe.
- 560
- 00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:29,338
- I'm safe.
- 561
- 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,676
- I am Mr. Safe!
- 562
- 00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:34,310
- "Mr. Safe," huh?
- 563
- 00:33:38,249 --> 00:33:40,649
- Snow? At this time of year?
- 564
- 00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:43,054
- Something fishy's going on.
- That's for sure.
- 565
- 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:44,756
- Ow!
- 566
- 00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:47,692
- Move!
- 567
- 00:33:52,897 --> 00:33:53,896
- Riddle me this.
- 568
- 00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:56,866
- What do you call
- a bird in winter?
- 569
- 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,367
- A brrrd!
- 570
- 00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:02,972
- Riddle me this.
- 571
- 00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:05,341
- What do you call two criminals
- who're about to go to prison?
- 572
- 00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:07,043
- What?
- 573
- 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,644
- The... Uh...
- 574
- 00:34:08,646 --> 00:34:10,379
- Uh, I... I got nothing.
- 575
- 00:34:11,482 --> 00:34:13,049
- You're going to Blackgate.
- 576
- 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,951
- We're not caged
- that easily, bird-boy.
- 577
- 00:34:23,961 --> 00:34:25,129
- They don't look scary.
- 578
- 00:34:26,497 --> 00:34:28,633
- You had to say
- something, didn't you?
- 579
- 00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:41,210
- Now, are you two
- gonna come quietly or...
- 580
- 00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:42,545
- Hey! Where'd they go?
- 581
- 00:34:42,547 --> 00:34:44,213
- Bye-bye, Bat-babies.
- 582
- 00:34:45,516 --> 00:34:47,116
- You're not getting away
- that easily.
- 583
- 00:34:52,156 --> 00:34:53,524
- Robin, wait!
- 584
- 00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:56,094
- I'm in so much trouble.
- 585
- 00:35:07,238 --> 00:35:10,706
- Faster, Penguin.
- That little pest is gaining on us.
- 586
- 00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,577
- This should
- slow him down.
- 587
- 00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:26,624
- I'm in so much trouble.
- 588
- 00:35:27,492 --> 00:35:28,759
- Huh?
- 589
- 00:35:39,604 --> 00:35:41,403
- I guess Batman was right.
- 590
- 00:35:41,405 --> 00:35:43,339
- Buildology for the win.
- 591
- 00:35:43,341 --> 00:35:44,773
- Penguin, my friend.
- 592
- 00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:46,675
- What has full pockets,
- 593
- 00:35:46,677 --> 00:35:50,212
- a private island, and no bats?
- 594
- 00:35:50,214 --> 00:35:51,280
- Tell me, Riddler.
- 595
- 00:35:51,282 --> 00:35:54,049
- After Red Hood's check clears,
- 596
- 00:35:54,051 --> 00:35:55,151
- we do.
- 597
- 00:35:58,222 --> 00:35:59,490
- Whoo-hoo!
- 598
- 00:36:18,943 --> 00:36:20,676
- Huh?
- 599
- 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:28,786
- Huh?
- 600
- 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,055
- Like we said,
- 601
- 00:36:33,057 --> 00:36:34,723
- going to Blackgate.
- 602
- 00:36:34,725 --> 00:36:37,228
- Wow. I couldn't
- do it better myself.
- 603
- 00:36:38,429 --> 00:36:40,298
- Well, actually, yeah, I could.
- 604
- 00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:45,768
- Pathetic.
- 605
- 00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:48,037
- It seems he's not
- training them like he used to.
- 606
- 00:36:49,974 --> 00:36:51,309
- Ooh!
- 607
- 00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:07,723
- And here I thought
- this was gonna get boring.
- 608
- 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:09,594
- Long time no see.
- 609
- 00:37:11,262 --> 00:37:12,330
- Huh?
- 610
- 00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:26,208
- Come on, Nightwing.
- 611
- 00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:27,543
- You can't win.
- 612
- 00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:29,311
- I know all your moves.
- 613
- 00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:30,715
- You think so?
- 614
- 00:37:40,891 --> 00:37:41,959
- Huh?
- 615
- 00:37:46,364 --> 00:37:47,429
- Still got it.
- 616
- 00:37:51,669 --> 00:37:54,071
- Up for a little race,
- circus boy?
- 617
- 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:08,286
- No, no, really.
- The Batman.
- 618
- 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,619
- No, it's not an excuse.
- 619
- 00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:12,087
- I promise. Oh, here he comes.
- 620
- 00:38:12,089 --> 00:38:14,390
- Okay, I'll call you
- back later. Love you. Bye.
- 621
- 00:38:14,392 --> 00:38:15,591
- All right. Let's go.
- 622
- 00:38:15,593 --> 00:38:16,825
- - You got the diapers?
- - Check.
- 623
- 00:38:16,827 --> 00:38:18,160
- - Comic book?
- - Check.
- 624
- 00:38:18,162 --> 00:38:20,062
- Autograph?
- 625
- 00:38:20,931 --> 00:38:23,532
- "To my best buddy, Fred."
- 626
- 00:38:23,534 --> 00:38:28,039
- That's F-R-E-D.
- 627
- 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:31,106
- Okay, let's go.
- 628
- 00:38:31,108 --> 00:38:33,208
- Okay. Ooh, what about
- the ice cream?
- 629
- 00:38:34,412 --> 00:38:36,045
- I'll be right back.
- 630
- 00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:38,749
- Batman
- forgot the ice cream.
- 631
- 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:00,336
- So, he knows
- some shortcuts, eh?
- 632
- 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:01,872
- Well, so do I.
- 633
- 00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:24,061
- Not bad, old man.
- 634
- 00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:35,740
- And then there was one.
- 635
- 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:46,014
- Good work, kind citizen.
- Your city thanks you.
- 636
- 00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:47,916
- No problem, Mr. Batman.
- 637
- 00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:49,987
- Good luck with whatever
- you're doing.
- 638
- 00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:52,721
- Uh, hey, quick question.
- 639
- 00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:54,957
- Sorry. Um, what was
- with your badge?
- 640
- 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:57,860
- Like, why does Batman
- have a badge?
- 641
- 00:39:57,862 --> 00:40:01,029
- So people know I'm Batman.
- 642
- 00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:04,466
- But you are dressed
- like Batman.
- 643
- 00:40:04,468 --> 00:40:07,471
- It's pretty clear
- that you're Batman.
- 644
- 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:10,207
- I got to go.
- 645
- 00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:12,674
- Okay, all right.
- 646
- 00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:23,085
- Oh, hi. I'm Billy Batson
- with WHIZ.
- 647
- 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:26,155
- - I'm Batman.
- - Oh, man, the Batman.
- 648
- 00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:27,756
- If I land
- an interview with you,
- 649
- 00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:29,691
- I'm sure I can get some
- money for the orphanage.
- 650
- 00:40:29,693 --> 00:40:31,360
- - The orphanage?
- - Yeah.
- 651
- 00:40:31,362 --> 00:40:34,329
- Um, the orphanage I live in
- is having some hard times.
- 652
- 00:40:34,331 --> 00:40:36,398
- I guess Bruce Wayne
- decided to sell his company
- 653
- 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,834
- and whoever bought it
- doesn't want to help out.
- 654
- 00:40:38,836 --> 00:40:40,536
- Who bought the company?
- 655
- 00:40:40,538 --> 00:40:42,404
- I don't know.
- 656
- 00:40:42,406 --> 00:40:44,740
- It's too bad Mr. Wayne doesn't
- know how much he means to Gotham,
- 657
- 00:40:44,742 --> 00:40:46,408
- or he'd never have sold.
- 658
- 00:40:46,410 --> 00:40:48,710
- Now there are a bunch of kids
- that need help with clothes,
- 659
- 00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:50,646
- food, you know.
- 660
- 00:40:50,648 --> 00:40:52,314
- It's why I'm doing
- my podcast.
- 661
- 00:40:52,316 --> 00:40:54,583
- If I can get a good story,
- maybe I can sell it
- 662
- 00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:56,985
- to make some extra cash
- for the other orphans.
- 663
- 00:40:56,987 --> 00:41:00,422
- That's very unselfish, Billy.
- 664
- 00:41:00,424 --> 00:41:01,924
- I will make this right.
- 665
- 00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:03,926
- But for now,
- I need you to leave.
- 666
- 00:41:03,928 --> 00:41:05,529
- Why?
- 667
- 00:41:07,731 --> 00:41:11,733
- Look who
- turned up for the show.
- 668
- 00:41:11,735 --> 00:41:14,670
- Harvey, you don't
- have to do this.
- 669
- 00:41:14,672 --> 00:41:16,705
- He's right. I don't.
- 670
- 00:41:16,707 --> 00:41:18,440
- Team up, remember?
- 671
- 00:41:18,442 --> 00:41:20,509
- Oh, yeah.
- 672
- 00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:22,911
- Sorry, Batman, I guess I do.
- 673
- 00:41:22,913 --> 00:41:24,813
- Especially after today.
- 674
- 00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:29,051
- We just closed a deal that's
- going to change Gotham forever.
- 675
- 00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:31,987
- Harvey, disable the device
- and let's talk.
- 676
- 00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:35,190
- Listen, I'll always
- give you a chance, Batboy.
- 677
- 00:41:35,192 --> 00:41:38,894
- Heads, I'll disarm this
- and walk away.
- 678
- 00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:43,868
- Tails...
- Well, you figure it out.
- 679
- 00:41:48,772 --> 00:41:50,105
- Aw, shucks.
- 680
- 00:41:50,107 --> 00:41:52,808
- Better luck next time, Bats.
- 681
- 00:41:52,810 --> 00:41:55,911
- Now, sit back,
- grab some popcorn,
- 682
- 00:41:55,913 --> 00:41:58,914
- and enjoy the show.
- 683
- 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:07,990
- Who needs to wait until
- midnight for the party to begin?
- 684
- 00:42:07,992 --> 00:42:10,561
- Let's start dancing right now!
- 685
- 00:42:12,229 --> 00:42:15,097
- Billy, I'll distract him.
- You get out through the door.
- 686
- 00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:16,798
- But what about
- that device thingy?
- 687
- 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,203
- I'll take care of it. Now, go.
- 688
- 00:42:31,181 --> 00:42:33,884
- Always have to do the right
- thing, don't you, Billy?
- 689
- 00:42:35,252 --> 00:42:37,553
- Stop this insanity, Harvey.
- 690
- 00:42:38,889 --> 00:42:40,222
- He doesn't know
- about our other plan.
- 691
- 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:41,690
- Let's get out of here.
- Come on.
- 692
- 00:42:41,692 --> 00:42:44,993
- Quiet! It's only over
- when I say it is, Bats.
- 693
- 00:42:44,995 --> 00:42:47,197
- Oh, man.
- 694
- 00:43:10,387 --> 00:43:11,653
- Oh, no!
- 695
- 00:43:11,655 --> 00:43:13,457
- Which one? Which one?
- 696
- 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,432
- The red wire, Billy.
- 697
- 00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:38,015
- Ha! You missed me!
- 698
- 00:43:39,483 --> 00:43:40,517
- Huh?
- 699
- 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,622
- Show's over, Two-Face.
- 700
- 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:48,290
- Where is the Red Hood?
- 701
- 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:51,059
- Sorry. That's
- attorney-client privilege.
- 702
- 00:43:51,061 --> 00:43:53,195
- You're not getting
- nothing from me.
- 703
- 00:43:53,197 --> 00:43:56,698
- He said he had your family.
- He said this was all part of his plan.
- 704
- 00:43:56,700 --> 00:43:58,400
- You snitch!
- 705
- 00:43:58,402 --> 00:44:01,972
- Nightwing, Batwoman,
- can anyone read me?
- 706
- 00:44:02,773 --> 00:44:04,806
- Robin?
- 707
- 00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:08,377
- Hey, so looks like you
- made it to all my traps in time,
- 708
- 00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:10,612
- just like I knew you would.
- 709
- 00:44:10,614 --> 00:44:14,750
- Of course, that was the idea.
- You guys are much easier to pick off apart
- 710
- 00:44:14,752 --> 00:44:16,118
- than together.
- 711
- 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,552
- Let them go!
- 712
- 00:44:17,554 --> 00:44:21,392
- How about we talk about it
- at home?
- 713
- 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,893
- Um, Mr. Batman?
- 714
- 00:44:24,895 --> 00:44:26,664
- Where did Two-Face go?
- 715
- 00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:38,774
- Mark my words.
- 716
- 00:44:38,776 --> 00:44:40,475
- Someday, I'm gonna beat you.
- 717
- 00:44:40,477 --> 00:44:42,611
- That's pretty much
- what's gonna happen to you
- 718
- 00:44:42,613 --> 00:44:44,246
- when Batman gets here.
- 719
- 00:44:44,248 --> 00:44:46,848
- You think so,
- do you, Small Fry?
- 720
- 00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:48,150
- Leave him alone!
- 721
- 00:44:48,152 --> 00:44:50,686
- I was a true believer
- like you once.
- 722
- 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,691
- Never thought Batman
- could do anything wrong.
- 723
- 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,091
- But you know what?
- 724
- 00:44:56,093 --> 00:44:58,827
- He's just as human
- as you and me.
- 725
- 00:44:58,829 --> 00:45:00,395
- He likes to talk a good game,
- 726
- 00:45:00,397 --> 00:45:02,864
- but Bruce is so busy
- with his mission
- 727
- 00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:05,867
- that he's forgotten to care
- for those around him.
- 728
- 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:09,771
- Heck, he just told Alfred
- to close his family business,
- 729
- 00:45:09,773 --> 00:45:13,141
- with no thought as to what
- that would mean for the city.
- 730
- 00:45:13,143 --> 00:45:15,977
- I'm sure Master Bruce
- has his reasons.
- 731
- 00:45:15,979 --> 00:45:18,048
- He always does.
- 732
- 00:45:19,683 --> 00:45:21,185
- Daddy's home.
- 733
- 00:45:26,190 --> 00:45:29,925
- Great dismount.
- I give you 9.5.
- 734
- 00:45:29,927 --> 00:45:32,094
- Deduction for the
- superhero landing.
- 735
- 00:45:32,096 --> 00:45:34,329
- It's so last year.
- 736
- 00:45:34,331 --> 00:45:36,932
- It's time to end this,
- Red Hood,
- 737
- 00:45:36,934 --> 00:45:40,836
- or should I say Jason Todd?
- 738
- 00:45:45,442 --> 00:45:49,044
- The second Robin?
- I thought you were dead.
- 739
- 00:45:49,046 --> 00:45:50,679
- You said I was dead?
- 740
- 00:45:50,681 --> 00:45:53,014
- No. Why would you
- think that, Robin?
- 741
- 00:45:53,016 --> 00:45:54,616
- I don't know.
- 742
- 00:45:54,618 --> 00:45:57,085
- The way you always avoided
- talking about him.
- 743
- 00:45:57,087 --> 00:45:58,954
- He wishes I was dead.
- 744
- 00:45:58,956 --> 00:46:00,655
- I'll give you this,
- 745
- 00:46:00,657 --> 00:46:03,325
- you really are the world's
- greatest detective.
- 746
- 00:46:03,327 --> 00:46:05,026
- What gave it away?
- 747
- 00:46:05,028 --> 00:46:08,196
- I began to suspect when you
- were relaying personal details
- 748
- 00:46:08,198 --> 00:46:10,398
- of everyone's secret identity.
- 749
- 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,901
- The train station,
- where I met Damian's mother, Talia.
- 750
- 00:46:12,903 --> 00:46:15,537
- The police station,
- where Batgirl's father works.
- 751
- 00:46:15,539 --> 00:46:17,606
- The fairgrounds,
- where I first met Dick.
- 752
- 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:21,276
- And, finally, the alleyway where
- I met you for the first time,
- 753
- 00:46:21,278 --> 00:46:23,779
- when you stole the wheels
- off the Batmobile.
- 754
- 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:27,282
- You stole the wheels
- off the Batmobile?
- 755
- 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:29,451
- Oh, dude, that is so cool!
- 756
- 00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:31,520
- Yeah. He was not happy.
- 757
- 00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:34,289
- Oh, I'm guessing
- he gave you that lecture
- 758
- 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:37,859
- on how you have to
- "earn your own way in this world."
- 759
- 00:46:37,861 --> 00:46:39,427
- Well, you do.
- 760
- 00:46:39,429 --> 00:46:42,030
- Never mind he inherited,
- like, five billion dollars.
- 761
- 00:46:42,032 --> 00:46:46,134
- Right? And he still makes me
- do chores around the house
- 762
- 00:46:46,136 --> 00:46:47,335
- for an allowance of...
- 763
- 00:46:47,337 --> 00:46:49,271
- Five bucks a week.
- 764
- 00:46:52,442 --> 00:46:55,744
- Jason, how could you?
- We were family.
- 765
- 00:46:55,746 --> 00:46:57,746
- "Were" being
- the operative word.
- 766
- 00:46:57,748 --> 00:47:00,148
- After old man Bruce
- kicked me out,
- 767
- 00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:02,083
- I had no family.
- 768
- 00:47:02,085 --> 00:47:04,286
- You didn't even call or write.
- 769
- 00:47:04,288 --> 00:47:06,421
- Because you told me not to.
- 770
- 00:47:06,423 --> 00:47:10,258
- If you recall,
- I didn't kick you out, you left.
- 771
- 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:12,194
- - Liar.
- - Batcomputer, playback.
- 772
- 00:47:12,196 --> 00:47:15,063
- Security feed, J.T., 2009.
- 773
- 00:47:15,065 --> 00:47:17,999
- Jason, there's a
- robbery downtown. I'm headed there now.
- 774
- 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,901
- Cool. Let me know how it goes.
- 775
- 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:23,905
- Jason,
- the Joker has escaped Arkham.
- 776
- 00:47:23,907 --> 00:47:27,242
- Again? Sheesh!
- Maybe they should up their security.
- 777
- 00:47:29,146 --> 00:47:31,413
- Jason,
- Mister Freeze is attacking City Hall.
- 778
- 00:47:31,415 --> 00:47:33,648
- One sec. I've almost
- beaten this thing.
- 779
- 00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:40,457
- What? Wait! No!
- No, no, no. No, no, no.
- 780
- 00:47:41,758 --> 00:47:43,325
- Well, now that you
- have the time,
- 781
- 00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:45,060
- how about you come
- help me save the city?
- 782
- 00:47:45,062 --> 00:47:48,129
- I can't believe you!
- I was so close!
- 783
- 00:47:48,131 --> 00:47:51,199
- It took me forever to get to the
- end, and you just pulled the plug.
- 784
- 00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:52,567
- You never let me do anything!
- 785
- 00:47:52,569 --> 00:47:54,502
- You need to get out,
- see the world.
- 786
- 00:47:54,504 --> 00:47:57,038
- You want me
- to see the world? Fine!
- 787
- 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,841
- I'm sick of your Bat-rules
- and your Bat-curfew.
- 788
- 00:47:59,843 --> 00:48:02,644
- I'm out of here!
- I'm gone! I mean it!
- 789
- 00:48:02,646 --> 00:48:04,846
- There's nothing you can say
- to stop me.
- 790
- 00:48:04,848 --> 00:48:06,448
- I'm getting on my bike.
- 791
- 00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:09,284
- I'm just gonna
- drive out of here.
- 792
- 00:48:09,286 --> 00:48:10,787
- By myself.
- 793
- 00:48:12,155 --> 00:48:13,889
- Fine. I'm gone.
- 794
- 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:19,930
- See? If you cared,
- you would have stopped me, followed me.
- 795
- 00:48:23,533 --> 00:48:27,035
- Computer,
- task Satellite One to track Jason Todd.
- 796
- 00:48:27,037 --> 00:48:28,236
- Weekly updates.
- 797
- 00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:31,275
- No, daily updates to my phone.
- 798
- 00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:39,314
- You tasked an entire satellite
- to follow me wherever I went?
- 799
- 00:48:39,316 --> 00:48:41,549
- I knew that you needed
- to leave the cave,
- 800
- 00:48:41,551 --> 00:48:44,819
- step out into the world,
- define your destiny.
- 801
- 00:48:44,821 --> 00:48:47,656
- I did my best to track you
- on all your adventures,
- 802
- 00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:50,260
- but I lost you
- somewhere over Tunisia.
- 803
- 00:49:00,337 --> 00:49:02,237
- - Oh, dear.
- - That's all well and good.
- 804
- 00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:05,373
- But there's still one last device
- out there, and it's about to go off.
- 805
- 00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:06,775
- Oh, don't worry about it.
- 806
- 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:08,643
- Those devices
- weren't actually dangerous.
- 807
- 00:49:08,645 --> 00:49:11,413
- - In fact, they were filled with...
- - Confetti.
- 808
- 00:49:11,415 --> 00:49:13,949
- Bingo. I just wanted
- to get your attention.
- 809
- 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:16,386
- Besides, Gotham is my city...
- 810
- 00:49:17,888 --> 00:49:21,623
- - No!
- - Computer, track the source of that explosion.
- 811
- 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,658
- Brother Eye One.
- 812
- 00:49:23,660 --> 00:49:26,394
- That's the same satellite
- I used to track Jason.
- 813
- 00:49:26,396 --> 00:49:29,597
- I knew it!
- He's betrayed us again!
- 814
- 00:49:29,599 --> 00:49:31,967
- I swear, it wasn't me,
- it was...
- 815
- 00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:33,704
- Brother Eye.
- 816
- 00:49:36,473 --> 00:49:39,074
- Uh, what's a "Brother Eye"?
- 817
- 00:49:39,076 --> 00:49:42,811
- It's an automated AI authorized to
- take control of Wayne Enterprises'
- 818
- 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:45,246
- various holdings just before
- the company was sold.
- 819
- 00:49:45,248 --> 00:49:49,184
- Uh, haven't we all seen sci-fi films?
- That's a horrible idea.
- 820
- 00:49:49,186 --> 00:49:50,618
- And who bought the company?
- 821
- 00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:53,757
- I thought you'd
- never ask.
- 822
- 00:49:54,424 --> 00:49:55,857
- Two-Face.
- 823
- 00:49:55,859 --> 00:49:58,960
- - But you work for me.
- - Used to work for you.
- 824
- 00:49:58,962 --> 00:50:02,664
- - Harvey, what are you doing?
- - What am I doing?
- 825
- 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:04,933
- We're teaming up, remember?
- 826
- 00:50:04,935 --> 00:50:08,003
- You see, the Hood over there reminded
- us that we're never gonna be anything
- 827
- 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:10,138
- other than
- a second-rate villain.
- 828
- 00:50:10,140 --> 00:50:13,641
- I needed to be bolder.
- As you know, fortune favors the bold,
- 829
- 00:50:13,643 --> 00:50:15,710
- so I bought Wayne Enterprises.
- 830
- 00:50:15,712 --> 00:50:18,279
- There's no way you could
- buy Wayne Enterprises.
- 831
- 00:50:18,281 --> 00:50:21,750
- Not on my salary, no,
- but after I found this really cool
- 832
- 00:50:21,752 --> 00:50:24,119
- "how-to" video on setting up
- dummy corporations,
- 833
- 00:50:24,121 --> 00:50:27,255
- all I needed to finalize
- the deal was a lawyer.
- 834
- 00:50:27,257 --> 00:50:28,923
- Me.
- 835
- 00:50:28,925 --> 00:50:31,159
- Those "how-to" videos really
- are quite informative.
- 836
- 00:50:31,161 --> 00:50:34,362
- Ooh, did you watch the one
- on how to open stuck jars?
- 837
- 00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:36,431
- Changed my life.
- 838
- 00:50:36,433 --> 00:50:39,669
- Mine too!
- Are you two done yapping?
- 839
- 00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:43,638
- And now that I'm in charge
- of Wayne Enterprises,
- 840
- 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:48,510
- I can use Brother Eye to
- take over all of Gotham City.
- 841
- 00:50:48,512 --> 00:50:50,078
- Brother Eye.
- 842
- 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,446
- If you please.
- 843
- 00:50:51,448 --> 00:50:53,782
- Initializing
- Gotham shutdown.
- 844
- 00:51:12,035 --> 00:51:13,635
- Oh, but wait,
- 845
- 00:51:13,637 --> 00:51:15,505
- there's more.
- 846
- 00:51:17,307 --> 00:51:20,544
- Brother Eye's OMAC drones.
- 847
- 00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:23,413
- Aren't they neato?
- 848
- 00:51:44,301 --> 00:51:47,735
- I may have two faces,
- but I've got only goal.
- 849
- 00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:50,805
- Proving I'm the best
- villain in the world.
- 850
- 00:51:50,807 --> 00:51:52,373
- What about you, Harvey?
- 851
- 00:51:52,375 --> 00:51:53,741
- This isn't like you.
- 852
- 00:51:53,743 --> 00:51:55,376
- I just want what
- I've always wanted.
- 853
- 00:51:55,378 --> 00:51:59,547
- Truth, justice and
- destruction of Batman.
- 854
- 00:52:01,251 --> 00:52:06,087
- Oh, yeah, the destruction
- of Batman and Bruce Wayne.
- 855
- 00:52:06,089 --> 00:52:07,889
- Bruce Wayne?
- 856
- 00:52:07,891 --> 00:52:09,991
- What did Wayne
- ever do to you?
- 857
- 00:52:09,993 --> 00:52:12,627
- What did he ever do
- for any of us?
- 858
- 00:52:12,629 --> 00:52:15,096
- He's a narcissistic jerk
- who has no regard
- 859
- 00:52:15,098 --> 00:52:18,433
- for his family's legacy or his
- own responsibility to Gotham.
- 860
- 00:52:18,435 --> 00:52:21,069
- Wayne owns half the city
- but it's a trash heap
- 861
- 00:52:21,071 --> 00:52:23,071
- because he doesn't
- pay any attention to it.
- 862
- 00:52:23,073 --> 00:52:25,440
- He neglects the things
- he's supposed to love.
- 863
- 00:52:25,442 --> 00:52:27,509
- This is what I'm saying.
- 864
- 00:52:27,511 --> 00:52:32,480
- Yeah, so we want Batman and Bruce
- Wayne to come to Wayne Enterprises,
- 865
- 00:52:32,482 --> 00:52:33,715
- tonight.
- 866
- 00:52:33,717 --> 00:52:35,950
- Or I'll tear this city apart,
- 867
- 00:52:35,952 --> 00:52:38,221
- brick by brick.
- 868
- 00:52:39,623 --> 00:52:41,322
- What's the plan, Batman?
- 869
- 00:52:41,324 --> 00:52:44,325
- - The plan is that you'll...
- - Don't say I'm gonna stay here,
- 870
- 00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:45,660
- because I'm not going to.
- 871
- 00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:47,562
- You've trained me
- to be the best,
- 872
- 00:52:47,564 --> 00:52:51,666
- and how can I fight crime if you
- don't let me, you know, fight crime?
- 873
- 00:52:51,668 --> 00:52:53,234
- I was going to say,
- 874
- 00:52:53,236 --> 00:52:55,203
- "You and the others
- will head into the city
- 875
- 00:52:55,205 --> 00:52:57,839
- "and keep the civilians
- out of harm's way."
- 876
- 00:52:57,841 --> 00:52:59,407
- Oh, heh.
- 877
- 00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:00,909
- Yeah, and what about you?
- 878
- 00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:03,244
- Simple, I have to break
- into Wayne Enterprises,
- 879
- 00:53:03,246 --> 00:53:05,046
- circumvent the world's
- best security system
- 880
- 00:53:05,048 --> 00:53:07,215
- and shut down Brother Eye
- all while convincing
- 881
- 00:53:07,217 --> 00:53:10,652
- Two-Face and Harvey Bruce and
- Batman are two separate people.
- 882
- 00:53:10,654 --> 00:53:13,087
- - I could help.
- - No, you've done enough.
- 883
- 00:53:13,089 --> 00:53:14,622
- Now, to your vehicles.
- 884
- 00:53:14,624 --> 00:53:16,626
- We've got a city to save.
- 885
- 00:53:39,482 --> 00:53:41,049
- There are hundreds
- of those OMACs.
- 886
- 00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:42,817
- There's no way
- we can stop them.
- 887
- 00:53:42,819 --> 00:53:45,855
- Don't freak out, Robin.
- We got this.
- 888
- 00:54:00,270 --> 00:54:01,938
- Ha! Too easy.
- 889
- 00:54:08,144 --> 00:54:09,711
- Huh?
- 890
- 00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:11,915
- How about I break
- up this party?
- 891
- 00:54:12,515 --> 00:54:13,817
- Permanently.
- 892
- 00:54:19,422 --> 00:54:22,626
- I'm en route, I'll deploy
- my net and...
- 893
- 00:54:23,693 --> 00:54:26,594
- Get off of my jet!
- 894
- 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:37,739
- Uh-oh.
- 895
- 00:54:45,215 --> 00:54:46,616
- Need a little help?
- 896
- 00:54:55,058 --> 00:54:56,224
- Nice work, Robin.
- 897
- 00:54:56,226 --> 00:54:59,162
- All right, time to go
- OMAC hunting.
- 898
- 00:55:22,919 --> 00:55:25,655
- I hope Batman is having
- as much luck as we are.
- 899
- 00:55:41,137 --> 00:55:42,937
- I never thought that
- these secret doors
- 900
- 00:55:42,939 --> 00:55:45,073
- I had built to do
- escape work as Bruce Wayne
- 901
- 00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:46,874
- would be used to break in.
- 902
- 00:55:46,876 --> 00:55:48,776
- Ho-ho, irony.
- 903
- 00:55:48,778 --> 00:55:50,313
- You are hilarious.
- 904
- 00:56:21,344 --> 00:56:23,911
- As I surmised,
- 905
- 00:56:23,913 --> 00:56:26,247
- only one of you
- has made it.
- 906
- 00:56:26,249 --> 00:56:29,784
- Too bad, I guess
- that means goodbye, Gotham.
- 907
- 00:56:29,786 --> 00:56:32,320
- I don't know what you're
- talking about, Harvey.
- 908
- 00:56:32,322 --> 00:56:33,888
- Bruce is right here.
- 909
- 00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:36,793
- Oh, really?
- I don't see him.
- 910
- 00:56:38,495 --> 00:56:40,561
- Harvey, you have
- to stop this.
- 911
- 00:56:40,563 --> 00:56:44,532
- Stop this? You should've
- stopped being so irresponsible.
- 912
- 00:56:44,534 --> 00:56:46,267
- Me?
- 913
- 00:56:46,269 --> 00:56:49,103
- He has a point,
- you could be working harder for Gotham.
- 914
- 00:56:49,105 --> 00:56:51,506
- - Exactly.
- - Oh, you're one to talk.
- 915
- 00:56:51,508 --> 00:56:55,243
- All you do is fight crime with
- all those fancy gadgets of yours.
- 916
- 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,078
- I employ people.
- 917
- 00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,114
- - I give them security.
- - Security?
- 918
- 00:57:00,116 --> 00:57:02,350
- Then why did you leave
- your company?
- 919
- 00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:05,319
- Oh, this is getting good.
- 920
- 00:57:05,321 --> 00:57:07,221
- - Mmm.
- - I needed a change.
- 921
- 00:57:07,223 --> 00:57:09,724
- In retrospect,
- maybe that wasn't the best decision.
- 922
- 00:57:09,726 --> 00:57:12,860
- Hey, hey, why do you keep
- moving behind that pillar, huh?
- 923
- 00:57:12,862 --> 00:57:15,329
- What kind of game
- are you playing, Batman?
- 924
- 00:57:15,331 --> 00:57:18,666
- You're the one playing
- games, Two-Face.
- 925
- 00:57:18,668 --> 00:57:20,568
- And I'm through losing.
- 926
- 00:57:40,690 --> 00:57:43,224
- At this rate, we'll be wrapped
- up before Alfred's bedtime,
- 927
- 00:57:43,226 --> 00:57:45,493
- which is astonishingly
- early.
- 928
- 00:57:45,495 --> 00:57:46,796
- Huh?
- 929
- 00:57:51,901 --> 00:57:53,801
- Heads up, guys.
- 930
- 00:57:53,803 --> 00:57:56,671
- And by heads up,
- I mean, look up.
- 931
- 00:57:56,673 --> 00:57:59,843
- There's some sort of nasty
- laser coming from the sky.
- 932
- 00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:28,536
- I thought you said we were
- wrapped up with these OMACs.
- 933
- 00:58:28,538 --> 00:58:30,404
- This isn't my fault.
- 934
- 00:58:30,406 --> 00:58:31,639
- I don't think.
- 935
- 00:58:31,641 --> 00:58:33,708
- It's always someone
- else's fault, isn't it?
- 936
- 00:58:33,710 --> 00:58:37,211
- We're not talking about
- the OMACs anymore, are we?
- 937
- 00:58:38,214 --> 00:58:40,615
- - No.
- - Yeah, didn't think so.
- 938
- 00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:54,996
- Something fishy's
- going on.
- 939
- 00:58:54,998 --> 00:58:56,664
- I only see Batman.
- 940
- 00:58:56,666 --> 00:58:58,199
- Where's Wayne?
- 941
- 00:58:58,201 --> 00:59:00,301
- You have till the count
- of three to show us Wayne.
- 942
- 00:59:00,303 --> 00:59:04,171
- Or else we let Brother Eye take
- out the whole city at once.
- 943
- 00:59:04,173 --> 00:59:06,207
- - One...
- - Listen,
- 944
- 00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:08,509
- Wayne isn't used
- to being up this early.
- 945
- 00:59:08,511 --> 00:59:10,111
- You know billionaires,
- 946
- 00:59:10,113 --> 00:59:12,348
- sleep all day,
- party all night.
- 947
- 00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:14,315
- Two...
- 948
- 00:59:14,317 --> 00:59:16,452
- I'm here. Just taking a nap.
- 949
- 00:59:17,287 --> 00:59:18,586
- Hmm.
- 950
- 00:59:18,588 --> 00:59:20,621
- These billionaires.
- So lazy.
- 951
- 00:59:20,623 --> 00:59:23,024
- Come on, Bruce, buck up.
- This will all be over soon.
- 952
- 00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:29,764
- Okay, I buy it.
- 953
- 00:59:29,766 --> 00:59:33,834
- Now the question remains,
- who has a better chance of talking sense
- 954
- 00:59:33,836 --> 00:59:34,936
- into Two-Face?
- 955
- 00:59:34,938 --> 00:59:36,437
- Bruce Wayne,
- 956
- 00:59:36,439 --> 00:59:37,907
- or Batman?
- 957
- 00:59:44,013 --> 00:59:45,682
- Don't shoot.
- 958
- 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,884
- Oh, Harvey, buddy.
- Good to see you.
- 959
- 00:59:49,886 --> 00:59:52,453
- I am not your buddy,
- Bruce.
- 960
- 00:59:52,455 --> 00:59:54,422
- Where's Batman?
- 961
- 00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:55,923
- He, uh...
- 962
- 00:59:55,925 --> 00:59:58,593
- He was worried about the
- elevator safety certificate.
- 963
- 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:01,195
- As the new owner of this
- building, you should know
- 964
- 01:00:01,197 --> 01:00:02,964
- it hasn't been inspected
- in some time.
- 965
- 01:00:02,966 --> 01:00:04,599
- Oh, nobody cares
- about that.
- 966
- 01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:07,368
- Batman, if you don't
- get out here right now,
- 967
- 01:00:07,370 --> 01:00:10,940
- you can say goodbye to Gotham's
- most eligible bachelor.
- 968
- 01:00:11,507 --> 01:00:13,242
- Freeze, Two-Face.
- 969
- 01:00:15,144 --> 01:00:17,046
- - Batman?
- - Batman?
- 970
- 01:00:19,048 --> 01:00:22,516
- I mean, yes, Batman is here.
- 971
- 01:00:22,518 --> 01:00:24,452
- Yes, the Dark Knight.
- 972
- 01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:28,055
- The creature who strikes fear
- in the hearts of criminals.
- 973
- 01:00:28,057 --> 01:00:29,991
- The world's greatest
- detective,
- 974
- 01:00:29,993 --> 01:00:33,928
- listen to my gruff voice
- and be intimidated.
- 975
- 01:00:33,930 --> 01:00:36,197
- Are you okay, Batman?
- 976
- 01:00:36,199 --> 01:00:38,165
- Sounds like you might
- have a cold.
- 977
- 01:00:38,167 --> 01:00:40,034
- I always sound like this.
- 978
- 01:00:40,036 --> 01:00:41,369
- Right, Two-Face?
- 979
- 01:00:41,371 --> 01:00:44,071
- Yes, I'd recognize
- that voice anywhere.
- 980
- 01:00:44,073 --> 01:00:45,406
- It's unmistakable.
- 981
- 01:00:45,408 --> 01:00:47,742
- He really doesn't usually
- sound like that.
- 982
- 01:00:47,744 --> 01:00:49,010
- See? No.
- 983
- 01:00:49,012 --> 01:00:51,112
- Harvey, come on, let's talk.
- 984
- 01:00:51,114 --> 01:00:52,813
- Why are you doing this?
- 985
- 01:00:52,815 --> 01:00:54,382
- Really?
- 986
- 01:00:54,384 --> 01:00:57,118
- Because I still believe in
- bringing order to chaos.
- 987
- 01:00:57,120 --> 01:01:00,454
- Gotham will be a better city
- with Harvey Dent running things.
- 988
- 01:01:00,456 --> 01:01:03,257
- And I'll be the top
- villain in this town
- 989
- 01:01:03,259 --> 01:01:04,825
- full of costumed creeps.
- 990
- 01:01:04,827 --> 01:01:07,962
- With the help of Brother
- Eye, we both come out on top.
- 991
- 01:01:07,964 --> 01:01:10,400
- Show them, Brother Eye.
- 992
- 01:01:14,137 --> 01:01:17,938
- Brother Eye does so much more than
- making the trains run on time.
- 993
- 01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:19,607
- It can use all
- the technology
- 994
- 01:01:19,609 --> 01:01:22,943
- at Wayne Enterprises'
- disposal to fix Gotham City.
- 995
- 01:01:22,945 --> 01:01:25,546
- Once and for all.
- 996
- 01:01:25,548 --> 01:01:27,148
- This is my fault, Bruce.
- 997
- 01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:28,616
- Why are you still
- talking to me like Batman?
- 998
- 01:01:28,618 --> 01:01:29,684
- But I can fix it!
- 999
- 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:31,087
- No!
- 1000
- 01:01:34,657 --> 01:01:36,490
- It's too late, Bruce.
- 1001
- 01:01:36,492 --> 01:01:38,025
- Batman is gone.
- 1002
- 01:01:38,027 --> 01:01:40,528
- The Bat family
- is about to be destroyed
- 1003
- 01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:43,264
- and Brother Eye is going
- to instill the order
- 1004
- 01:01:43,266 --> 01:01:45,800
- that Gotham
- so desperately needs.
- 1005
- 01:01:49,005 --> 01:01:52,273
- Whoo-hoo! Bat family
- has got this.
- 1006
- 01:01:52,275 --> 01:01:54,575
- Don't get
- too excited, Robin.
- 1007
- 01:01:54,577 --> 01:01:55,745
- Look.
- 1008
- 01:02:07,824 --> 01:02:09,757
- What are we gonna do?
- 1009
- 01:02:09,759 --> 01:02:12,526
- Without our vehicles, we don't
- stand a chance against those OMACs.
- 1010
- 01:02:12,528 --> 01:02:15,362
- They move like one
- unstoppable force.
- 1011
- 01:02:15,364 --> 01:02:16,764
- We could always run.
- 1012
- 01:02:16,766 --> 01:02:18,432
- Is that your solution
- to everything?
- 1013
- 01:02:18,434 --> 01:02:20,601
- I was going
- to text you back.
- 1014
- 01:02:20,603 --> 01:02:23,571
- I've seen you do a
- double-flip over two villains
- 1015
- 01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:27,975
- all while eating a sandwich and
- you can't send me an emoticon?
- 1016
- 01:02:27,977 --> 01:02:30,978
- - Guys...
- - An emoticon couldn't explain all that you mean to me.
- 1017
- 01:02:30,980 --> 01:02:32,747
- Emoticons can
- explain everything!
- 1018
- 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:33,981
- Guys!
- 1019
- 01:02:33,983 --> 01:02:35,816
- Uh, Robin, what are you doing?
- 1020
- 01:02:35,818 --> 01:02:38,719
- It's simple, really.
- Batwoman gave me the idea.
- 1021
- 01:02:38,721 --> 01:02:40,354
- - I did?
- - Yeah.
- 1022
- 01:02:40,356 --> 01:02:42,923
- Without our vehicles,
- we don't stand a chance
- 1023
- 01:02:42,925 --> 01:02:44,492
- against those OMACs.
- 1024
- 01:02:44,494 --> 01:02:47,128
- They're designed as separate
- units that work as one,
- 1025
- 01:02:47,130 --> 01:02:48,431
- which means...
- 1026
- 01:02:52,335 --> 01:02:55,436
- If we combine our vehicles
- into two giant vehicles,
- 1027
- 01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:58,305
- maybe we can level
- the playing field.
- 1028
- 01:02:58,307 --> 01:03:00,007
- Buildology 101.
- 1029
- 01:03:00,009 --> 01:03:02,143
- Clever.
- 1030
- 01:03:02,145 --> 01:03:06,914
- So, we're gonna make
- a big ship
- 1031
- 01:03:06,916 --> 01:03:08,484
- by using...
- 1032
- 01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:19,460
- Whoa!
- 1033
- 01:03:19,462 --> 01:03:22,129
- This place looks like
- Darkseid's walk-in closet.
- 1034
- 01:03:22,131 --> 01:03:24,365
- Intruder,
- intruder.
- 1035
- 01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:29,603
- Voice analysis of intruder reveals
- insufficient gravel in your speech.
- 1036
- 01:03:29,605 --> 01:03:33,142
- Therefore, you are
- not the real Batman.
- 1037
- 01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:35,344
- Took you that long, huh?
- 1038
- 01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:38,445
- Now this is more like it.
- 1039
- 01:03:38,447 --> 01:03:40,548
- That cowl was way
- too restricting.
- 1040
- 01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:43,083
- So, listen, I'm gonna need
- you to shut down
- 1041
- 01:03:43,085 --> 01:03:45,986
- your operating system and
- stop this OMAC factory
- 1042
- 01:03:45,988 --> 01:03:47,621
- you got here.
- 1043
- 01:03:47,623 --> 01:03:49,423
- I'm afraid
- I can't do that, Red Hood.
- 1044
- 01:03:49,425 --> 01:03:52,059
- Gotham needs to be fixed.
- 1045
- 01:03:52,061 --> 01:03:54,528
- Fixed? Great, I mean,
- I agree.
- 1046
- 01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:56,764
- A new coat of paint,
- maybe a couple of coffee shops.
- 1047
- 01:03:56,766 --> 01:04:00,167
- Negative.
- Gotham is a hub for criminality
- 1048
- 01:04:00,169 --> 01:04:01,669
- and injustice.
- 1049
- 01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:04,872
- Therefore, it must be
- completely dismantled.
- 1050
- 01:04:04,874 --> 01:04:06,140
- Dismantled?
- 1051
- 01:04:06,142 --> 01:04:07,510
- What are you talking
- about?
- 1052
- 01:04:11,881 --> 01:04:14,448
- Only when
- the city is destroyed
- 1053
- 01:04:14,450 --> 01:04:16,417
- can it be rebuilt anew.
- 1054
- 01:04:16,419 --> 01:04:19,854
- Better without human
- fallibility.
- 1055
- 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:24,191
- You think the best way to fix Gotham
- is to destroy everything in it?
- 1056
- 01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:25,795
- Correct.
- 1057
- 01:04:28,464 --> 01:04:30,600
- Yeah, not gonna happen.
- 1058
- 01:04:42,178 --> 01:04:44,680
- This is just like
- my favorite video game.
- 1059
- 01:05:03,399 --> 01:05:06,769
- And now, the final boss.
- 1060
- 01:05:09,038 --> 01:05:11,005
- Come out, come out, Bruce.
- 1061
- 01:05:11,007 --> 01:05:12,708
- I know you're
- under there.
- 1062
- 01:05:23,486 --> 01:05:25,619
- Harvey, can't
- we talk about this?
- 1063
- 01:05:25,621 --> 01:05:29,089
- I'm through talking.
- I... Both of us are.
- 1064
- 01:05:44,106 --> 01:05:45,639
- Sorry, total accident.
- 1065
- 01:05:53,716 --> 01:05:55,683
- Hold on, Harvey,
- I've got you.
- 1066
- 01:05:55,685 --> 01:05:58,319
- You'd save me?
- 1067
- 01:05:58,321 --> 01:06:00,321
- Even though
- I want the city destroyed?
- 1068
- 01:06:00,323 --> 01:06:02,723
- We all deserve
- a second chance.
- 1069
- 01:06:02,725 --> 01:06:04,091
- Even you, Harvey.
- 1070
- 01:06:04,093 --> 01:06:06,327
- Oh, that's so sweet.
- 1071
- 01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:09,330
- I just threw up
- in my mouth.
- 1072
- 01:06:09,332 --> 01:06:11,098
- Ugh. He's not kidding.
- 1073
- 01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,366
- But...
- 1074
- 01:06:14,570 --> 01:06:17,204
- That was cold,
- even for you, Harvey.
- 1075
- 01:06:17,206 --> 01:06:19,308
- I learn from
- the best.
- 1076
- 01:06:31,454 --> 01:06:33,956
- Now, to get into
- something more appropriate.
- 1077
- 01:06:36,025 --> 01:06:39,061
- I can only hope the others
- are holding up okay.
- 1078
- 01:06:50,673 --> 01:06:52,840
- All right, Robin,
- you do the honors.
- 1079
- 01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:55,478
- Get ready for
- the Bat family.
- 1080
- 01:07:01,384 --> 01:07:02,983
- Way to go, squirt.
- 1081
- 01:07:02,985 --> 01:07:04,487
- Our turn, Batgirl.
- 1082
- 01:07:18,434 --> 01:07:20,036
- Nightwing, are you
- all right?
- 1083
- 01:07:22,104 --> 01:07:25,305
- So, all I have to do
- is get hit by a giant laser
- 1084
- 01:07:25,307 --> 01:07:26,940
- to get you
- to talk to me again, huh?
- 1085
- 01:07:28,277 --> 01:07:30,778
- It's the satellite.
- Until that thing is shut down,
- 1086
- 01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:32,915
- we're never going to be
- able to stop those OMACs.
- 1087
- 01:07:35,618 --> 01:07:39,353
- Query,
- satellite records indicate you fled
- 1088
- 01:07:39,355 --> 01:07:41,057
- from Batman's employ.
- 1089
- 01:07:43,125 --> 01:07:46,860
- Your anger towards Gotham
- is cataloged.
- 1090
- 01:07:48,164 --> 01:07:50,531
- Why do you resist?
- 1091
- 01:07:50,533 --> 01:07:52,266
- Because Batman
- was right.
- 1092
- 01:07:52,268 --> 01:07:54,668
- Life isn't about sitting
- down and doing nothing.
- 1093
- 01:07:54,670 --> 01:07:56,970
- It's about getting out
- there and helping others.
- 1094
- 01:07:56,972 --> 01:07:59,073
- Helping your city,
- your friends.
- 1095
- 01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:00,476
- Your family.
- 1096
- 01:08:10,219 --> 01:08:11,787
- My blaster!
- 1097
- 01:08:14,657 --> 01:08:17,526
- Well, looks like
- I'll have to improvise.
- 1098
- 01:08:22,364 --> 01:08:23,630
- Please, don't.
- 1099
- 01:08:23,632 --> 01:08:25,466
- I would not advise that.
- 1100
- 01:08:30,773 --> 01:08:33,943
- External connection severed.
- 1101
- 01:08:55,631 --> 01:08:58,232
- Batman must've done it.
- They've all shut down.
- 1102
- 01:08:58,234 --> 01:08:59,533
- What about the satellite?
- 1103
- 01:08:59,535 --> 01:09:01,435
- - Uh-oh.
- - What "uh-oh"?
- 1104
- 01:09:01,437 --> 01:09:03,003
- I do not like "uh-ohs."
- 1105
- 01:09:03,005 --> 01:09:05,405
- The satellite.
- With its power gone,
- 1106
- 01:09:05,407 --> 01:09:07,141
- it's being pulled
- towards Earth.
- 1107
- 01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:08,375
- - So?
- - So,
- 1108
- 01:09:08,377 --> 01:09:09,810
- according to
- my physics homework,
- 1109
- 01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:12,813
- it'll reach terminal
- velocity before impact.
- 1110
- 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:15,249
- And a satellite
- of that size means...
- 1111
- 01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:19,753
- My insensitive boyfriend,
- everyone.
- 1112
- 01:09:19,755 --> 01:09:23,557
- We have to stop it.
- Robin, can we move to an intercept course?
- 1113
- 01:09:23,559 --> 01:09:25,025
- Yeah, I think so.
- 1114
- 01:09:25,027 --> 01:09:26,426
- Do it.
- 1115
- 01:09:26,428 --> 01:09:28,262
- Is that wise?
- I mean, won't the impact destroy
- 1116
- 01:09:28,264 --> 01:09:29,429
- anything in its path?
- 1117
- 01:09:29,431 --> 01:09:30,631
- Yes.
- 1118
- 01:09:30,633 --> 01:09:33,903
- Batwoman,
- you are so hardcore.
- 1119
- 01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:40,574
- Yeah.
- 1120
- 01:09:40,576 --> 01:09:42,743
- I did it!
- 1121
- 01:09:42,745 --> 01:09:46,113
- I finally beat the final boss.
- 1122
- 01:09:49,218 --> 01:09:51,618
- The Hood?
- What happened to Batman?
- 1123
- 01:09:51,620 --> 01:09:54,421
- Not that it matters now.
- You've ruined everything!
- 1124
- 01:09:54,423 --> 01:09:58,759
- I'm going to have to end you
- like I ended Bruce Wayne.
- 1125
- 01:09:58,761 --> 01:10:00,761
- Almost ended Bruce Wayne.
- 1126
- 01:10:00,763 --> 01:10:05,532
- He's safe and currently unwinding at
- a hot rock and aromatherapy session.
- 1127
- 01:10:05,534 --> 01:10:08,468
- He was so upset,
- he booked 60 minutes.
- 1128
- 01:10:08,470 --> 01:10:13,075
- Which is 59 minutes and 58 seconds
- more than you have, Two-Face.
- 1129
- 01:10:17,580 --> 01:10:18,847
- This is gonna hurt.
- 1130
- 01:10:22,585 --> 01:10:23,984
- Is it over?
- 1131
- 01:10:23,986 --> 01:10:26,520
- Rule 446, when dealing
- with an advanced AI,
- 1132
- 01:10:26,522 --> 01:10:29,389
- - you always...
- - Back-up power restored.
- 1133
- 01:10:29,391 --> 01:10:31,592
- Secondary protocol engaged.
- 1134
- 01:10:31,594 --> 01:10:35,195
- - Secondary protocol?
- - Brother Eye, what is the secondary protocol?
- 1135
- 01:10:35,197 --> 01:10:41,401
- Brother Eye will supercharge the nuclear
- energy facility in Wayne Enterprises
- 1136
- 01:10:41,403 --> 01:10:43,036
- until it explodes.
- 1137
- 01:10:43,038 --> 01:10:45,706
- You have a nuclear
- reactor in the building?
- 1138
- 01:10:45,708 --> 01:10:48,175
- It's safe and clean energy,
- chum.
- 1139
- 01:10:48,177 --> 01:10:51,545
- I looked up "chum" by the way.
- It means fish cut up into shark bait.
- 1140
- 01:10:51,547 --> 01:10:53,580
- Brother Eye, shut it down.
- 1141
- 01:10:53,582 --> 01:10:55,549
- Unauthorized command.
- 1142
- 01:10:55,551 --> 01:10:57,384
- Unauthorized?
- What does that mean?
- 1143
- 01:10:57,386 --> 01:10:58,719
- Who's authorized?
- 1144
- 01:10:58,721 --> 01:11:01,154
- The CEO of Wayne Enterprises.
- 1145
- 01:11:01,156 --> 01:11:03,325
- He's the CEO
- of Wayne Enterprises.
- 1146
- 01:11:05,394 --> 01:11:07,661
- I'm here.
- Just taking a nap.
- 1147
- 01:11:07,663 --> 01:11:09,930
- These billionaires.
- So lazy.
- 1148
- 01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:12,199
- Come on, Bruce, buck up.
- This will all be over soon.
- 1149
- 01:11:12,201 --> 01:11:16,303
- Likelihood
- Batman is Bruce Wayne, 1%.
- 1150
- 01:11:16,305 --> 01:11:19,775
- Oh, man, could this night
- get any weirder?
- 1151
- 01:11:29,418 --> 01:11:31,084
- - Now!
- - Almost.
- 1152
- 01:11:31,086 --> 01:11:35,956
- Five, four, three, two, one...
- 1153
- 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,159
- Eject!
- 1154
- 01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:49,169
- Best job ever!
- 1155
- 01:11:49,171 --> 01:11:50,339
- Whoo-hoo!
- 1156
- 01:11:57,846 --> 01:12:01,315
- Brother Eye, I'm sorry
- I fooled you.
- 1157
- 01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:07,387
- The truth is, Brother Eye,
- I'm Bruce Wayne.
- 1158
- 01:12:07,389 --> 01:12:11,992
- Query,
- why does Bruce Wayne hate his company?
- 1159
- 01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:15,962
- Why does Bruce Wayne
- hate me?
- 1160
- 01:12:15,964 --> 01:12:18,999
- I don't hate you,
- Brother Eye.
- 1161
- 01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:22,569
- Alfred, the only worthwhile
- cause is justice.
- 1162
- 01:12:22,571 --> 01:12:26,773
- If I have to sit through another meeting
- about some stupid computer program...
- 1163
- 01:12:26,775 --> 01:12:32,446
- ...stupid computer program...
- 1164
- 01:12:32,448 --> 01:12:34,381
- Listen,
- 1165
- 01:12:34,383 --> 01:12:37,484
- I can get so wrapped up in crimefighting
- and trying to save the world
- 1166
- 01:12:37,486 --> 01:12:41,555
- that I don't spend enough time
- thinking about other people's feelings.
- 1167
- 01:12:41,557 --> 01:12:45,058
- When my father built this company,
- it wasn't to help his bottom line.
- 1168
- 01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:47,828
- It was to help Gotham
- as a whole.
- 1169
- 01:12:47,830 --> 01:12:51,298
- I forgot that's what
- makes a community great.
- 1170
- 01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:55,535
- What makes a family great isn't
- leaving and starting over.
- 1171
- 01:12:55,537 --> 01:12:57,771
- It's learning to stick
- together.
- 1172
- 01:12:57,773 --> 01:12:59,708
- Especially in the tough times.
- 1173
- 01:13:02,478 --> 01:13:04,711
- I owe you both
- an apology.
- 1174
- 01:13:04,713 --> 01:13:07,347
- You have the ability
- to be heroes.
- 1175
- 01:13:07,349 --> 01:13:10,919
- And I'm sorry if my selfishness
- got in the way of that.
- 1176
- 01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:26,566
- Secondary
- protocol aborted.
- 1177
- 01:13:26,568 --> 01:13:28,034
- Apology accepted.
- 1178
- 01:13:28,036 --> 01:13:30,437
- Entering sleep mode.
- 1179
- 01:13:33,709 --> 01:13:37,744
- Oh, man,
- that was close.
- 1180
- 01:13:37,746 --> 01:13:39,946
- Jason, I meant
- what I said.
- 1181
- 01:13:39,948 --> 01:13:43,417
- - I never meant to hurt you.
- - That means a lot.
- 1182
- 01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:47,120
- - I'm sorry for running away.
- - Just promise me you'll never do it again.
- 1183
- 01:13:47,122 --> 01:13:48,221
- I promise.
- 1184
- 01:13:48,223 --> 01:13:51,291
- Now, how about
- we go home?
- 1185
- 01:13:51,293 --> 01:13:52,592
- Great idea.
- 1186
- 01:13:52,594 --> 01:13:55,295
- - Is my room still there?
- - Of course it is.
- 1187
- 01:13:55,297 --> 01:13:57,431
- Alfred turned it into
- a hot yoga studio
- 1188
- 01:13:57,433 --> 01:13:59,299
- but the actual room
- is still there.
- 1189
- 01:13:59,301 --> 01:14:01,735
- - Seriously?
- - Don't worry,
- 1190
- 01:14:01,737 --> 01:14:05,038
- there are 51 other rooms
- to choose from.
- 1191
- 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,506
- And then, thank you,
- 1192
- 01:14:06,508 --> 01:14:09,409
- we stuck all our vehicles
- together and had to stop
- 1193
- 01:14:09,411 --> 01:14:11,678
- the satellite from crashing
- to the ground.
- 1194
- 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,513
- I'm impressed, Robin.
- 1195
- 01:14:13,515 --> 01:14:16,349
- It's obvious to me that you are
- ready for more responsibility.
- 1196
- 01:14:16,351 --> 01:14:18,819
- - I totally am.
- - Excellent.
- 1197
- 01:14:18,821 --> 01:14:20,889
- Ace, here, needs to be walked.
- 1198
- 01:14:23,091 --> 01:14:25,292
- And after that,
- we'll go on patrol.
- 1199
- 01:14:25,294 --> 01:14:27,060
- Yes!
- 1200
- 01:14:27,062 --> 01:14:29,029
- Bark! Bark!
- 1201
- 01:14:29,031 --> 01:14:32,267
- Can I interest anyone
- in a post-fight croissant?
- 1202
- 01:14:36,905 --> 01:14:40,273
- Aw, you do care.
- 1203
- 01:14:44,279 --> 01:14:46,313
- You got room
- for a player two?
- 1204
- 01:14:46,315 --> 01:14:48,381
- I don't think you
- could handle it, old man.
- 1205
- 01:14:48,383 --> 01:14:51,885
- I defeated Darkseid,
- I think I can handle it.
- 1206
- 01:14:51,887 --> 01:14:55,822
- All right, the B button is for punching
- and the A button is for kicking.
- 1207
- 01:14:55,824 --> 01:14:59,626
- The A button is closer and
- kicking is more effective at long range.
- 1208
- 01:14:59,628 --> 01:15:00,961
- That's just the way it is.
- 1209
- 01:15:00,963 --> 01:15:02,762
- To access the various
- special moves,
- 1210
- 01:15:02,764 --> 01:15:04,197
- you need to hit
- the "Start" button.
- 1211
- 01:15:04,199 --> 01:15:05,932
- And which one
- is the "Start" button?
- 1212
- 01:15:05,934 --> 01:15:07,901
- No, no, not that one,
- that's "Select."
- 1213
- 01:15:07,903 --> 01:15:09,769
- So, select
- and start are different?
- 1214
- 01:15:09,771 --> 01:15:11,940
- Yeah.
- 1215
- 01:15:41,036 --> 01:15:44,204
- It sure was nice of Mr. Wayne to
- build this brand-new orphanage.
- 1216
- 01:15:44,206 --> 01:15:46,840
- Plus the exclusive he's
- going to give to my podcast.
- 1217
- 01:15:46,842 --> 01:15:48,944
- Speaking of which,
- I can't be late.
- 1218
- 01:15:54,483 --> 01:15:55,749
- Hmm?
- 1219
- 01:15:57,286 --> 01:15:58,752
- Huh?
- 1220
- 01:15:58,754 --> 01:16:00,887
- Billy Batson.
- 1221
- 01:16:00,889 --> 01:16:04,991
- You have been found worthy.
- 1222
- 01:16:04,993 --> 01:16:06,092
- That voice.
- 1223
- 01:16:08,931 --> 01:16:10,299
- Huh?
- 1224
- 01:16:15,604 --> 01:16:17,070
- Climb aboard
- 1225
- 01:16:17,072 --> 01:16:21,109
- for the adventure of
- a lifetime.
- 1226
- 01:16:27,965 --> 01:16:32,965
- Subtitles by SubbedNinja & explosiveskull
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