Please Buy Dota2!: well anyway
Please Buy Dota2!: i played bound
Please Buy Dota2!: maybe a third of it
General Butt Knight: how is it?
Please Buy Dota2!: its
Please Buy Dota2!: legiitimately
Please Buy Dota2!: way less good that i thought it would be
Please Buy Dota2!: that being said
General Butt Knight: AWWW
Please Buy Dota2!: it is
Please Buy Dota2!: TWICE as unique
Please Buy Dota2!: as i thought it would be
Please Buy Dota2!: as a result
Please Buy Dota2!: i dont know if i can say im even disappointed
Please Buy Dota2!: it is pretty easily the most bizarre game ive ever played
General Butt Knight: really, eh?
Please Buy Dota2!: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqIE2wtVUAAw3d9.jpg:large
Please Buy Dota2!: i took that pic btw
Please Buy Dota2!: yeah its
Please Buy Dota2!: its very odd
Please Buy Dota2!: and maybe thats just me overthinking it a bit but
General Butt Knight: what makes it so unique
Please Buy Dota2!: okay like
Please Buy Dota2!: ill try to explain my whole thing with it
Please Buy Dota2!: like the game starts out
Please Buy Dota2!: and it looks like
Please Buy Dota2!: octodad
Please Buy Dota2!: like im not even kidding
Please Buy Dota2!: you play as a human woman for the first like minute
Please Buy Dota2!: and after she sits down i guess she starts day dreaming
Please Buy Dota2!: and thats the actual world of bound
Please Buy Dota2!: and i think thats already dumb
Please Buy Dota2!: i dont know what it all means yet
Please Buy Dota2!: but like
Please Buy Dota2!: i already know im not having any of that
Please Buy Dota2!: but anyway you start out
Please Buy Dota2!: and you kidn of just play as a this ballet weird shadow girl
Please Buy Dota2!: and like
Please Buy Dota2!: the best way i can describe it i think
Please Buy Dota2!: might be
Please Buy Dota2!: its portal-like
Please Buy Dota2!: but replace puzzles with obstacle hazards
Please Buy Dota2!: so what i mean by that is like
Please Buy Dota2!: you go on this path
Please Buy Dota2!: and theres like trees in the way
Please Buy Dota2!: and vines and shit
Please Buy Dota2!: and if you get caught in the vines
Please Buy Dota2!: you start taking damage(?)
Please Buy Dota2!: so you use your ballet and you weave your way through the vines
Please Buy Dota2!: depending on different button combinations you press or hold, you get different ballet moves
Please Buy Dota2!: like holding R2 and triangle, she falls to the ground, does a circular sweep with her leg forward
Please Buy Dota2!: as far as i can tell
Please Buy Dota2!: the ballet moves have no bearing
Please Buy Dota2!: like you dont have to press any specific moves
Please Buy Dota2!: but that could change later
Please Buy Dota2!: and so thats pretty much the whole game s ofar like
Please Buy Dota2!: i only played for like 40 minutes
Please Buy Dota2!: but like yeah in the screenshot i took
Please Buy Dota2!: you do a ballet roll between the white "cover" spots
Please Buy Dota2!: so that the monsters roar
Please Buy Dota2!: doesnt scare you to death
Please Buy Dota2!: its a very strange game
Please Buy Dota2!: its simple but strange at the same time
Please Buy Dota2!: its actually really interesting too
Please Buy Dota2!: theres some sort of story in relation to the human woman
Please Buy Dota2!: but theres very "epic tale"-like directions
Please Buy Dota2!: for the
Please Buy Dota2!: actual gameplay
Please Buy Dota2!: like someone is like
Please Buy Dota2!: Go kill this beast
Please Buy Dota2!: and then you just go up to the beast
Please Buy Dota2!: and you lose
Please Buy Dota2!: you literally lose
Please Buy Dota2!: and you come back and youre like i failed you
Please Buy Dota2!: also its like kind of
Please Buy Dota2!: psychological?
Please Buy Dota2!: I say that because the most memorable part so far
Please Buy Dota2!: was that there was a room
Please Buy Dota2!: and it had a three possible ways to go
Please Buy Dota2!: even though up until that point
Please Buy Dota2!: you almost walked a "straight linear line"
Please Buy Dota2!: there was no choice
Please Buy Dota2!: until that point
Please Buy Dota2!: and like
Please Buy Dota2!: one of the doors you could exit through
Please Buy Dota2!: was just completely empty
Please Buy Dota2!: there was no floor beyond the doorway
Please Buy Dota2!: so you would just fall off and die
Please Buy Dota2!: i know this because i jumped off
Please Buy Dota2!: and then i died
Please Buy Dota2!: the second door lead to like
Please Buy Dota2!: a pirate plank
Please Buy Dota2!: like a very thin balancing beam
Please Buy Dota2!: that went on for a little
Please Buy Dota2!: and i also jumped off, and died, when i went this way
Please Buy Dota2!: and the third way was the correct way, but originally i thought it was like the first door
Please Buy Dota2!: but you had to like find part of the way to go through the third door
Please Buy Dota2!: but originally i said i got stuck
Please Buy Dota2!: i thought for sure
Please Buy Dota2!: something was on the balancing beam
Please Buy Dota2!: especially since the third exit is more hidden and away from the other two
Please Buy Dota2!: its like what the fuck
Please Buy Dota2!: something is suspicious about that
Please Buy Dota2!: idk
Please Buy Dota2!: its a weird game
Please Buy Dota2!: one of the weirdest things too
Please Buy Dota2!: is that
Please Buy Dota2!: square does a really fast roll
Please Buy Dota2!: and circle does a reall slow roll
Please Buy Dota2!: and i just dont know why youre given the choice
Please Buy Dota2!: like an action roll
Please Buy Dota2!: like a dark souls action roll
Please Buy Dota2!: but the difference is fat rolling and then wearing nothing
Please Buy Dota2!: last thing is like
Please Buy Dota2!: when you get tangled in the shit so that you have to like ballet it away
Please Buy Dota2!: its kind of weird because it feels like you can use it as a weapon
Please Buy Dota2!: not that ive been able to do that correctly or whatever
Please Buy Dota2!: but like
Please Buy Dota2!: if you ballet a bunch of vines
Please Buy Dota2!: that vines snap off and start circulating you
Please Buy Dota2!: so i thought for sure
Please Buy Dota2!: youd be able to throw the vines at stuff
Please Buy Dota2!: either you cant
Please Buy Dota2!: or the vines havent had a target to hit yet, so it doesnt
Please Buy Dota2!: but thats pretty curious too
Please Buy Dota2!: oh yeah and
Please Buy Dota2!: like i said about the bosses
Please Buy Dota2!: you dont seem to fight any in this game
Please Buy Dota2!: but like
Please Buy Dota2!: its set up like you do
Please Buy Dota2!: its like
Please Buy Dota2!: its like the entire game is getting to the boss room of every dungeon in zelda
Please Buy Dota2!: rather than fighting any bosses
Please Buy Dota2!: i dont know
Please Buy Dota2!: how you would win any fights
Please Buy Dota2!: but yeah ive seen like 3 giant bosses
Please Buy Dota2!: and you havent fought any
Please Buy Dota2!: theres like a cutscene
Please Buy Dota2!: that passes
Please Buy Dota2!: but you dont even see any fighting
Please Buy Dota2!: for two out of the three
Please Buy Dota2!: there isnt even an implication
Please Buy Dota2!: that you fought
Please Buy Dota2!: or that someone won either
Please Buy Dota2!: so
Please Buy Dota2!: idk what the fuck this game's problem is
Please Buy Dota2!: but
Please Buy Dota2!: yeah
Please Buy Dota2!: definitely worse
Please Buy Dota2!: because i thought it would control better
Please Buy Dota2!: i thought it might have
Please Buy Dota2!: SOME SORT
Please Buy Dota2!: of ballet combat
Please Buy Dota2!: but its more strange
Please Buy Dota2!: because of the humans
Please Buy Dota2!: because of not fighting bosses
Please Buy Dota2!: because of that weird ass psychological room
Please Buy Dota2!: but like the level design is good when its slightly more creative
Please Buy Dota2!: like there was a hidden switch to unlock a staircase
Please Buy Dota2!: but you could have also walljumped up to the top of the stairs
Please Buy Dota2!: small things like that
Please Buy Dota2!: are good
Please Buy Dota2!: i can pretty easily say i like the game
Please Buy Dota2!: maybe even a lot
Please Buy Dota2!: it being so unique is enough for me to say its good really
Please Buy Dota2!: oh oh oh
Please Buy Dota2!: literally
Please Buy Dota2!: the best part about it
Please Buy Dota2!: i almost forgot
Please Buy Dota2!: its like
Please Buy Dota2!: so in x level y song plays right
Please Buy Dota2!: and like
Please Buy Dota2!: depending on what youre doing
Please Buy Dota2!: the song changes
Please Buy Dota2!: so like if youre getting tangled
Please Buy Dota2!: the fucking music gets all dark, slower
Please Buy Dota2!: violins screech
Please Buy Dota2!: or faster i should say
Please Buy Dota2!: like enducing panic
Please Buy Dota2!: thats literally probably the best part about it
Please Buy Dota2!: i thought that was sick
Please Buy Dota2!: like if youre entangled in the vines and shit like that for a really long time
Please Buy Dota2!: the music gets super panicy
Please Buy Dota2!: and like i think it manually skips a beat if you do an action roll
Please Buy Dota2!: or something like that
Please Buy Dota2!: the music is dynamic is the point