a message to the janitor

Putting this in my sig until action is taken
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We don't need a babysitter, go away. You want /jp/ to fail don't you?
I bet you're from /a/ or /v/ and really hate /jp/. Why do you hate /jp/ that much? How can you despise a board like you do? What did we do to you?Why are you doing this to us? Why are you doing this? Why us? Why? WHY?
/jp/ has the potential to be the best board on the WHOLE internet. Why are you holding us back? Just let /jp/ go. Let /jp/ sail freely. We don't need you anymore. We don't want you. We're tired of these mindless image dumps and stale general threads. The people that keep forcing Touhou on /jp/ are those that have never seen the true /jp/. They are the /bun/tards and /poopshlmers/ that believe /jp/ is their perfect 2hu paradise. FUCK OFF. /jp/ is not your personal dumping ground for Touhou. /jp/ is MUCH MORE THAN THAT! Look. Just let the board go. Let /jp/ go back to its roots. It's the best for /jp/.
/jp/ is not a place you can hold back like this. You can't hold back this much potential. /jp/ is /jp/.
You can't define /jp/.
You can't explain /jp/.
/jp/ is lulz.
/jp/ is legion.
/jp/ is Chuch Norris.
/jp/ is Tohno Shiki.
/jp/ is ZUN!bar.
/jp/ is shitposters.
/jp/ is board police.
/jp/ is Flanfly.
/jp/ is WHATAFUCK.
/jp/ is over 9000.
/jp/ is /jp/.
YOU DON'T KNOW /jp/.
YOU ARE NOT ONE OF US.
YOU ARE CANCER.
YOU ARE TRYING TO HOLD US BACK.
You can't hold back something with the potential /jp/. You can't hold back this much potential. You can't.
We want you to get out.
/jp/ wants you to get the FUCK out.
Get out.

G.E.T. T.H.E. F.U.C.K. O.U.T.