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Anti-Hero! S.1 Ep.5: "Internet 100%"

Jul 3rd, 2020
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  1. Anti-Hero! Theme Song
  2.  
  3. Anti-Hero!
  4. He's action-packed today
  5. Anti-Hero!
  6. He never tries to betray
  7. Anti-Hero!
  8. He'll never go astray
  9. Anti-Hero!
  10. He's going to save the day, HOORAY!!
  11.  
  12. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  13.  
  14. (The episode starts with the characters in the house)
  15.  
  16. Brooks: Hey, guys. I just love you so much!
  17.  
  18. (He hugs Nelly and Jace)
  19.  
  20. Jace: OK, but I think we're better off as friends
  21.  
  22. (Nelly's eyes sparkle)
  23.  
  24. Brooks: Wow, the world is soooooooo epic today!
  25.  
  26. (Brooks opens the windows)
  27.  
  28. Brooks: HELLO UNIVERSE!! THE FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING, THE SUN IS- Ok, I had enough.
  29.  
  30. (Brooks closes the window)
  31.  
  32. Brooks: Where the hell is A.H? I haven't seen him all day.
  33.  
  34. Nelly: Maybe in his room
  35.  
  36. (They walk by his door and open it)
  37.  
  38. Brooks: A.H, what are you doing?
  39.  
  40. A.H: Insulting people on the internet
  41.  
  42. Brooks: Why would you do that?
  43.  
  44. A.H: Because I find it funny of how they react. HAHAHAHAHAHHA!! This guy said that everyone's opinions matter on who's favorite episode is, well guess what? It's invalid!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
  45.  
  46. Brooks: You are such an asshole.
  47.  
  48. (Brooks walks away)
  49.  
  50. Nelly: Actually, I find it interesting of how they respond. Can I see?
  51.  
  52. A.H: NOOOOOO!! I got banned from Glitter!! I plan revenge on the internet for being so mean to me. If you would be so kind, nelly and Jace, I need to have a private conversation with the internet.
  53.  
  54. (Nelly and Jace walk away from the room, he shuts the door and starts insulting the internet, Nelly and Jace stare at each other)
  55.  
  56. (The door opens)
  57.  
  58. A.H: Now that my fit of rage is over, time to go to the park.
  59.  
  60. Nelly: Awww, but I wanted to see how the people responded!
  61.  
  62. Jace: OK, but I think we're better off as friends
  63.  
  64. (Later, at the park)
  65.  
  66. A.H: llalalalallaa
  67.  
  68. (People start chasing after Brooks)
  69.  
  70. A.H: Hey, no fair! He hasn't done anything that attracted fans!
  71.  
  72. (A.H grabs Brooks, they go to the Town Internet Headquaters and go up to the roof, the citizens start climbing up the headquaters and almost reach the top)
  73.  
  74. A.H: How dare you attract fans by doing nothing!
  75.  
  76. Brooks: No, you idiot, I'm getting chased by dozens of citizens because they said that I insulted the internet, making it get shut down, but I didn't do that!
  77.  
  78. A.H: I'm ashamed at you for lying, turn yourself in right now.
  79.  
  80. (Brooks stares at A.H and gets ultimately furious)
  81.  
  82. Brooks: YOU, YOU PASTARD!!!!
  83.  
  84. (Brooks starts punching and kicking A.H)
  85.  
  86. A.H: It's not my fault you got so many fans for no reason!
  87.  
  88. (They start beating each other up, the citizens make it up the roof and start chasing after them, but they fall off)
  89.  
  90. Brooks + A.H: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
  91.  
  92. A.H: Wait no, it's A.H.
  93.  
  94. Brooks: Look dude, I'm sorry that I got so mad at you.
  95.  
  96. A.H: Well I'm not sorry for you stealing my fans.
  97.  
  98. Brooks: Shut up
  99.  
  100. (They get caught by the internet)
  101.  
  102. A.H: Woah, thanks for saving me, internet!
  103.  
  104. Internet: Guys, stop arguing, that's the reason why I left my place at the headquarters in the first place.
  105.  
  106. A.H: But the internet was made to argue.
  107.  
  108. Internet: I want you guys to hug it out now.
  109.  
  110. (They almost hug)
  111.  
  112. A.H: Psyche!
  113.  
  114. (He runs home)
  115.  
  116. Brooks: Really dude?
  117.  
  118. (The citizens land on Brooks)
  119.  
  120. Brooks: Ughhh, I can't go to hospital again.
  121.  
  122. (Episode ends)
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