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- MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC
- CHAPTER 11: RARITY VS TOCCATA'S UNPRONOUNCEABLE
- OPEN THE GAME!
- >It's currently 3:00 in the afternoon
- >After finding a few more Soulstone pieces, you all decided to take a break for lunch
- >Anon and Spike went to get hayburgers
- >Pinkie went back to Sugarcube Corner
- >And you were...
- >Taking care of some "private matters"
- >Pinkie had apologized for putting you under her Stand's effect, which boils down to affecting ponies' moods via music
- >And whatever that song was did something to you for sure
- >Ohhhhhhhh myyyyy...
- >Hmmmmmmmm....
- >If only you had more time in bewteen orders, you'd find a nice stallion or mare, show thema good time
- >Celestia knows you needed it
- >...It's been a while since Spike has shown any sort of 'affection' towards you
- >Perhaps he's moved on?
- >That's good for him, if he has
- >He deserves a nice mare to take care of him
- >...
- >Oh who were you kidding?
- >To say you-
- >*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
- >Oh! Someone's at the door!
- >You quickly put away your toy with all of the others in their box
- >Afterwards you quickly wipe yourself with a napkin and head for the door
- >You open the door to find a baby blue pegasus with a turquoise mane standing at it
- "Welcome to Carousel Boutique, whever everything is sleek, chic and magnifique!"
- >Oh, how long has it been since you said those words?
- >"I believe you are the one they call Rarity?"
- "Why yes I am, sir! And you are?"
- >"Toccata Mignore. May I come in?"
- "Of course, darling!
- >The pegasus walks in with the poise of a prince
- >"I apologize for looking so... uncouth, but I didn't have time to style my mane before coming by."
- "Oh, it's no trouble! What brings you here today?"
- >No trouble indeed
- >This Toccata is... quite the looker
- >His aquiline muzzle
- >His toned, muscular frame
- >Those beautiful blue eyes
- >He was... stunning
- >"Well, my brother Fugue and I heard all about your tailoring skills and want your help."
- "Were you looking for something in particular?"
- >"Yes, actually. I was hoping for you to repair our choir robes."
- >His head turns as he grabs two shredded white robes from his saddlebags
- >"I apologize for binging this onto you so suddenly, but-"
- "No matter. I'll have this taken care of in a jiffy."
- >"Oh! Well, thank you ever so much!"
- "No problem at all!"
- >You grab the robes and and turn around, placing them on the coffee table
- "Is there anything else you need, Mr. Mignore?"
- >"No, that's about it for now."
- "Well, this shouldn't take too long. Would you like to wait here for your order?"
- >"Of course. You wouldn't mind putting on some tea would you?"
- "Gladly!"
- >You turn away and head towards the kitchen
- >It's a shame really
- >To have to hurt such a beautiful mare
- >It was such cruelty to do this sort of thing, but...
- >There was no way the choir service you started with your brother would survive on such meager funds
- >If it weren't for that, you wouldn't have agreed to the deal made by that hooded creep
- >But alas, such is life
- >You prep your Stand 「UNPRONOUNCEABLE」, a choker with a tiny microphone sewn into it
- >You fling one of the bits you had in your saddlebags onto the floor, and place a hoof on your Stand
- "*achem*"
- >You look at the bit on the floor
- "B̕͜I̶͟T̸͠"
- >The bit silently explodes
- >Thank Celestia the explosions were quiet
- >You'd have to be long gone before anyone noticed the exploded oven
- >And your voice is as smooth as ever
- >You clean up the mess where that bit was and make your way into the kitchen
- >Rarity is looking through her cabinet, deciding on which kind of tea would be best
- >She turns around and notices you
- >"Oh, you can wait out in the foyer. I've got this all taken care of."
- "Are you sure? I can make a mean cup of tea, you know."
- >"Yes, I'm sure. Is there any specific kind you'd like?"
- "None that I can think of at the moment."
- >"If you say so."
- >...
- >"Hey, did something happen while you were out there waiting?"
- >Shit, she didn't notice anything did she?
- >You were told she wasn't a Stand User, so there was no way she'd notice yours
- >Perhaps she heard you use it
- >Throw her off
- "No, nothing happened out there. Why do you ask?"
- >"I could have sworn I heard-..."
- >"You know what, never mind. Probably just my imagination."
- >Alright then
- >She brings her focus back to the teabags, taking out a few and pouring some water into a kettle
- >The moment of truth
- >She places it onto the stovetop
- "I must say miss Rarity..."
- "You have quite a nice..."
- "S̕Ţ̵̴̧͟͝҉͏̶̡͜͠͡͝͞͏Ó̡̀͜͏̵̷̴̢̡̧̡́̀͘͟͡V̴̸́̕̕̕͢͜͡͝É̴̶̵̴̵̢́́̀̕͘̕͢͢͜͟"
- >The stove vibrates a bit before being consumed in a bright flash
- >The sound of the explosion is muted-
- >But the nearby window breaks from the sheer force of the explosion
- >Shit, someone will notice
- >Better confirm the kill and leave quickly
- >Smoke fills the room
- >You do your best to clear it in order to find Rarity-
- >Standing up just fine?
- >How did she survive that?
- >A glowing shell of magic surrounding her clues you in
- >Oh Celestia damnit!
- >She turns to you, becoming aware of your presence
- >Better act concerned
- "Oh my! Miss Rarity! Are you alright?"
- >*COUGH* "Yes, I'm fine. How about you?"
- "I'm good."
- >"Thank Twilight she taught me that shield spell."
- >Why yes, thank you miss Twilight for making this job HARDER FOR ME
- >You notice her face is covered in soot
- >You can still do this
- >You move at lightning speed, looking around for some sort of-
- >Here we are!
- >You grab a washcloth and hand it to Rarity
- "Here you go."
- >"Thank you, sir."
- >She begins wiping down her face
- >You turn and walk towards the window, checking to see if anypony noticed the explosion
- >Nopony
- >At least, they weren't really too concerned, though a cross-eyed pegasus seemed to dash away
- >What is wrong with this town?
- >Welp, if they didn't notice that, there was no way they'd notice Rarity's head being blown off by a cloth
- "Say, miss Rarity..."
- "Are you done with that..."
- >You turn your head to bring the cloth into view, allowing your Stand's ability to take effect
- "W̶̡͟͝҉̶̢͢͏͜͏̕͢Ą̛̀̕͏̸̛̕͢͏̀͘͢͡Ş̷̷̢͘͘͢͞͏̨̡̛́͘͜͝͝͠͞Ḩ̵̷̷̶̵̨̡̧́͘̕͜͟-"
- >Only too late do you notice it's being levitated right against your face
- "-CL̴̸̡͘͞Ớ̧̨̡̛͘͢͜҉̵̶̡͠T̵̷̶̸̢̡̨̛̀̀̕͜͝H̵̵̵̴̛̕͠͡͏́̕҉̵̛̀͝͠"
- >*BOOM*
- >Toccata's body (if that even is his name) goes flying through the broken window
- >You hear a crunch as he lands on the broken glass strewn about in front of it
- >Oof, that sounded painful
- >Though you find it a bit hard to find sympathy for someone attempting to kill you
- >Did he really not think you'd catch on?
- >Then again, you weren't sure if he knew you knew about Stands and the like
- >And ever since Wind Rider's whole shebang, you've been suspicious of just about everypony
- >Sure, Wind willingly helped you find his employer in exchange for a shorter sentence, but you knew if this pony could hire him, he could hire anypony else as well
- >You step towards the window
- >You were first suspicious of Toccata when you first heard him speak as you were about to head into the kitchen
- >There was a distinct...
- >Distortion in his voice
- >He didn't notice you turn your head and spot the black mark on the floor
- >Something happened in the foyer
- >He did something...
- >But you couldn't be sure of what
- >All you know is he said the word 'bit' in this distorted voice...
- >There was this really silent boom...
- >And then there was a black mark on the floor
- >There weren't any clouds in your home he could use to strike the floor with lightning
- >And he's not a unicorn, so spells were out
- >All that was left that made sense was that he had a Stand
- >Seems you were correct in this assumption
- >And now you knew that it made things explode when he said the name of the item
- >And now you were about to face him with no Stand yourself
- >This wasn't the most ideal situation, to be sure
- >You step outside through the window frame-
- >-And here comes Mr. Fatigue, ready to fuck with you at a point where you really didn't want him to
- >You nearly topple over attempting to get outside, and it takes a lot of your energy just to stay standing
- >Now that the adrenaline from a few seconds ago has worn off, you find that the shield spell you used has really drained you
- >Not the time to be wavering, Rarity
- >You straighten yourself up to the best of your ability (which isn't much, with how much you're shaking) and grab a shard of glass with your magic, propping it against Toccata's throat
- "Anyone else working with you?"
- >"You really think I'm afraid of some seamstress with a-"
- >You push he glass shard in just enough that a trickle of blood starts forming
- >"-iiIII MEAN I'M WORKING WITH MY BROTHER, FUGUE!"
- "And where might he be?"
- >"HE'S GOING TO THE APPLE FARMHOUSE TO TAKE CARE OF APPLEJACK!"
- "Thank you."
- >You turn to buck him-
- "Actually, one more question."
- >"W-what?"
- "What does your Stand do?"
- >"You know about those?!"
- "Yes, now what does your do?"
- >"What's the point? You're heading over to the Apple fa-"
- >In goes the glass shard-
- >"FINE! I'LL TELL YOU! I CAN MAKE STUFF EXPLODE BY HAVING A CLEAR LINE OF SIGHT TOWARDS IT AND SAYING IT'S NAME INTO THE MICROPHONE IN MY CHOKER! JUST PLEASE STOP!!"
- >You had to make sure
- >"Please don't hurt me."
- "I'm afraid I can't promise that."
- >"Why?"
- >You buck him in the face, knocking him out
- >That's why
- >Alright, his Stand needs him to be able to speak clearly, soooo...
- >You had some tape in the kit-
- >-chen shit
- >Well, you'll have to find something
- >For now, you prop him onto your back
- >P -"RARITYYYYYYYYY!"
- >Pinkie, Spike and Anon come rushing to your side
- >A -"WOAH, who's the unconscious guy?"
- "Enemy Stand User. Apples in danger. Need to go NOW!"
- >Anon is thrown back by the suddenness as severity in your answer
- "Oh, also, do any of you have any tape or the like?"
- >D -"I have some packing tape here!"
- >Ditzy Doo flies by and hands you a roll
- "Thank you, Ditzy."
- >D -"No problem!"
- >You rip some off the roll and tape Toccata's mouth shut
- >A -"Uuuuhhh-"
- "I'll explain on the way, COME ON!"
- >A -"I was going to ask why no one but Derpy bothered to inform anyone of the BROKEN WINDOW AND SMOKE COMING FROM YOUR HOUSE."
- >P -"Weird stuff is kind of expected here in Ponyville."
- >S -"Though I have to admit, this sort of thing is troubling, especially when Rarity is involved."
- >A -"Christ this town needs a police force."
- "You can bring it up in the next town hall! Now COME ON!"
- >You break Ito a sprint, not noticing the unconscious body on your back fall off
- >Then something stabs at your frog, causing you to trip
- >You don't bother looking as you pull whatever it was from your hoof with your mouth and get back to running
- >Hang in there Applejack
- >The cavalry's coming!
- http://pastebin.com/KVpxjGg7 <=====TO=BE=CONTINUED=====
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